AshTechEm: Yeah it's a rainy day man..
kickmynoise: It's been raining all day for you too?
UCANTFUKWITH: You ain't feelin' it this morning Ash..
AshTechEm: *unintelligible*
UCANTFUKWITH: I WISH it would rain outside.. that'd be fresh.
kickmynoise: I know, it's rai-rainin--
kickmynoise: What the fuck?
kickmynoise: HEY OH WOAH
UCANTFUKWITH: HEY WOAH
kickmynoise: I didn't even mean to do that, jump out!
UCANTFUKWITH: I'm not jumping out, I'm trying to take control.
UCANTFUKWITH: I'm not--
UCANTFUKWITH: I got it.
UCANTFUKWITH: I got it.
kickmynoise: You got it?
kickmynoise: No fucking way..
kickmynoise: It just forced me out..
UCANTFUKWITH: Did you try--
UCANTFUKWITH: Did--
UCANTFUKWITH: Where's--
UCANTFUKWITH: I don't know what to tell you.
kickmynoise: I'll call Merryweather..
kickmynoise: It's fine.
AshTechEm: What's y'all need?
*Five minutes later...*
UCANTFUKWITH: I mean you paid for it.
UCANFUKWITH: He'll be there..
kickmynoise: I know..
kickmynoise: It's not coming..
kickmynoise: It's supposed to be here by now.
kickmynoise: Okay, they're not coming..
UCANTFUKWITH: Yeah, you chose the easy way out..
kickmynoise: Yeah, it was easy.
UCANTFUKWITH: (It's) still gonna spawn you in the water and shit.
kickmynoise: No, it doesn't spawn you in the water..
kickmynoise: It spawns you at the beach.
*rockstar can you please stop with these calls*
*it's been almost nine months*
kickmynoise: Fuck off, Malc.
UCANTFUKWITH: I don't know what we're gonna do..
UCANTFUKWITH: What color are you?
kickmynoise: Uh..
kickmynoise: I was like a turquoise.
UCANTFUKWITH: I wanna be purple..
kickmynoise: Yeah, there's already guys that are purple.
UCANTFUKWITH: Thats dope.
UCANTFUKWITH: PurpleKings are purple. (other player's ceo name)
UCANTFUKWITH: That's what's up. (other player's ceo name)
UCANTFUKWITH: ..Bitches.
kickmynoise: *im so dumb right here* *im sorry*
UCANTFUKWITH: That'd be stupid.
kickmynoise: Just in case he presses X,
kickmynoise: I'm getting out.
UCANTUFKWITH: I know he--
UCANTFUKWITH: --fucking really will though.
UCANTFUKWITH: Oh shit.
UCANTFUKWITH: I'm trying to get in.
UCANTFUKWITH: Word, word.
kickmynoise: If I just pull him out the helicopter..
UCANTFUKWITH: I dunno,
UCANTFUKWITH: Last time I tried to do that,
UCANTFUKWITH: It didn't let me.
kickmynoise: Wait, actually..
kickmynoise: Is he a CEO?
kickmynoise: Yeah, he's a C--
kickmynoise: Oh.
kickmynoise: Nevermind..
kickmynoise: He's gonna blow me up..
UCANTFUKWITH: It'd be worse if you took off.
kickmynoise: See--
kickmynoise: Well--
kickmynoise: It's smoking now.
UCANTFUKWITH: Oh my god.
kickmynoise: Look how close he is!
kickmynoise: Oh..
UCANTFUKWITH: Oh my god.
UCANTFUKWITH: Oh yo..
kickmynoise: Oh!
kickmynoise: You saw that blood, didn't you?
UCANTFUKWITH: I didn't see no blood.
kickmynoise: I saw a lot of blood.
kickmynoise: You see this thing?
kickmynoise: This thing's about to shut down.
UCANTFUKWITH: Yoo,
UCANTFUKWITH: Go in first person Ash!
kickmynoise: Yeah, this helicopters about to shut off since I crashed into that pole up there..
UCANTFUKWITH: Yo,
UCANTFUKWITH: I'd love to see what he's seeing right now.
UCANTFUKWITH: I want you to hit him..
UCANTFUKWITH: But I want him to come back and see that.
kickmynoise: Well, it shut down.
kickmynoise: I'm awful at driving helicopters (in general)
kickmynoise: when I'm in tight spaces like that.
*UCANT walks into the back perpellers*
kickmynoise: What the fuck?
kickmynoise: You walked right near it..
UCANTFUKWITH: Yeah..
UCANTFUKWITH: Yeah..
*Ash comes back*
UCANTFUKWITH: I'm coming..
UCANTFUKWITH: Hold on..
AshTechEm: Yo, you blew up my shit bro?
kickmynoise: We didn't blow it up--
kickmynoise: It shut down..
AshTechEm: Fuck man..
kickmynoise: Like, it wasn't the game.. *it was*
kickmynoise: It was just my screen was just like popping in and out. *it was*
*walrus noise*
UCANTFUKWITH: Oh, like you're..
UCANTFUKWITH: Like..
UCANTFUKWITH: HDMI connection?
kickmynoise: No,
kickmynoise: It wasn't like that,
kickmynoise: It was like the game.
kickmynoise: I saw my map moving by itself.
UCANTFUKWITH: He said "Invite me back." *a random who flew around only in a hydra*
kickmynoise: Invite him back.
UCANTFUKWITH: I mean,
UCANTFUKWITH: Yeah, I will..
UCANTFUKWITH: *inaudible*
3
2
1
*doesn't realize*
kickmynoise: Oh,
kickmynoise: Oh!
kickmynoise: Oh, what the fuck is happening?
kickmynoise: Oh my god!
UCANTFUKWITH: What'd you--
kickmynoise: No!
kickmynoise: You see--
kickmynoise: Nonono--
kickmynoise: Did you see how my--
kickmynoise: No.
kickmynoise: I lost full control of that.
kickmynoise: I lost full control of that fucking thing
kickmynoise: Did you see how it was dipping down?
UCANTFUKWITH: Yeah, it was a nose dive.
kickmynoise: Oh my god..
kickmynoise: No, I had no fucking control of it
kickmynoise: whatsoever.
kickmynoise: *sigh* I'm sorry.
UCANTFUKWITH: Now we're going.. *he got picked up by a random*
UCANTFUKWITH: I don't know where the hell we're going. *he got picked up by a random*
kickmynoise: (He's) gonna kidnap you..
*hideous wheeze*
kickmynoise: ..sorry,
kickmynoise: I got him!
UCANTFUKWITH: Y'all retarded.
kickmynoise: I'm saving that,
kickmynoise: That was awesome.
UCANTFUKWITH: --I'm still laying. (?)
kickmynoise: Oh shit,
kickmynoise I'm dead.
UNCANTFUKWITH: Oh, word, word.
kickmynoise: I just don't like grenades.
kickmynoise: I'm dead.
kickmynoise: I'm dead.
kickmynoise: Excuse me--
kickmynoise: Y'all mind if I die? *sensitive ass mic peaking*
*sensitive ass mic peaking*
UCANTFUKWITH: God--
IndoKussh: Let's go fuck some shit up real quick.
IndoKussh: Aye, UCANT.
IndoKussh: Just stay here.
BLAST-ONE87: I guess we all going..
UCANTFUKWITH: Nah, bro, let me in, yo.
UNCANTFUKWITH: Fuck it.
UNCANTFUCKWITH: Y'all going, let's go.
kickmynoise: Whoa
IndoKussh: You good over there? BLAST-ONE87: Where he at?
kickmynoise: Where'd you go?
BLAST-ONE87: Where'd you go?
UCANTFUKWITH: I'm in the motherfucking shit.
UCANTFUKWITH: Begone!
BLAST-ONE87: Ooh, you're not there!
UNCANTFUKWITH: What the fuuck?
IndoKussh: Bro, where you at?
BLAST-ONE87: I saw you like straight fall, bro.
IndoKussh: For real.
kickmynoise: Can you not see yourself?
BLAST-ONE87: Dude..
BLAST-ONE87: We straight--
UCANTFUKWITH: Y'all gotta save that shit.
UCANTFUKWITH: Y'all gotta save that shit.
UCANTFUKWITH: 'Cause I didn't see it.
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