Hello perfect, unassailable ladies, penis-burdened oppressors of abnormally colored individuals,
and goo gobbling explorers of the ever expanding gender spectrum!
2016 was an awful, man-centric year where hate won and our lord and savior Hillary was
forced back into the hole in the ground she slithered out of at the begining of time!
Luckily, like a live centipedes enema after an especially nasty taco tuesday, 2017 made
everything squeeky clean, while retaining that perfectly pungent partially pushed-in
poo perfume that makes my nipples swell up rancid milkduds!
While that terrible rigger of elections, deporter of bean based life forms, and instant tan
hogging jerk Donald Trump tried his darndest to make the world "a safer, more morally responsible
place for American familes", cooler heads, resistant to the adverse efects of the all
encumbasing global warming, prevailed!
Prime minister of canada and prime consumer of Canadian goose cum, Justin Trudue made
non-penetrative sex with man's best-friend-with-benefits legal so muslims could finally immigrate to
canada without dooming their especially-otherkin wives to peanutbutterless lives of celibacy!
And while some stupid doo-doo heads might think that training a swallow or cock to swallow
your cock is innapropriate, keep in mind, birds are naturally predisposed to swallowing
seed...s.
Oh, my dear sweet non-specific feminine diety, I just realized my mistake!
I'm so sorry!
I meant "metaphorical" doo-doo heads of course.
Having literal doodoo on your head or the head of your backwards facing, blood engorged
man-clit is nothing to be ashamed of.
In fact, much like protesting a flag by shimmying up the pole and crushing the ornamental ball
betwixt your buttocks cheeks, covering your visage with a materialized version of your
own steaming brown inner feminist is to be encouraged, especially for children!
Like grains of sand grinding through the hourglass that contains them or a single beet red dribble
of liquid shit running down the back of my calf, and into my orthapedic shoes, where
it creates a pleasent squishing sound with every squat thrust, children pass beyond our
grasp in time.
It is our responsibility as childless, abortion loving social justice warriors to properly
REAR those plump lumps of overgrown prostate clumps.
I have a dream, where all little boys are forced to dress up like Lactatia from one
episode of Tosh.0 that doesn't have any jokes at the end, becuase the climax already occured
in Tosh's pants.
We will force them into erotic cosplay by a combination of laws, lacey shock collars,
and reruns of that one Episode of "I am Jazz" where Jazz has his balls snipped off with
an industrial sized paper cutter and a fake snatch grafted to his half digested gevilte
fish encrusted taint by using the excess skin from his nose and receeding hairline.
One glorious morn, I shall awake, not merely to find myself covered in the usual combination
of phallus phlegm and furious ants, but also that my dream has come true!
Luckily, god's chosen (((media))) is on our side.
Every day children get to watch Ellen Degenerates perform such amazing comedic feats as flinging
k-mart gift cards at unemployed single mothers, dancing while pretending to have a soul, and
assembling cardboard boxes with her tongue.
The NFL showcases knuckle dragging retards flipping off the American flag because their
agents convinced them that the flag was the reason why they're not allowed to get caught
beating their wives too often most of the time.
Of course, if the players had any sense, they'd just tell the police that their wives were
being nazi's so they had no choice but to punch them in the back of the head while they
weren't looking.
Problem solved!
Though, honestly, I don't get all the republican hullabaloo on this one.
Whats more American than a bunch of blacks sweating on a field for the profit of jews
who've never worked a day in their life?
Speaking of pyramid constuction units retrofitted for the purpose of destroying disgusting,
heteronormative American institutions, Star Wars has become such wonderful feminist propaganda
that even the evil white male villian is blessed by gyno-supremecy.
Ben Solo in the Last Jedi is so child-like and hairless, I'm surpised the creators of
NeoGAF didn't storm the set and drown him in pulsating pints of piping hot penis poop!
Netflix helped normalize the sexualization of hideous children with their newest flop
"Big Mouth".
Though, to be perfectly honest, if I wanted to watch a talking cunt pervert the minds
of retarted children I'd have happily attended a Hillary Clinton rally instead.
Stephen Colbert kept furher BLUMPF on his disgusting orange toes by pointing out his
every little mistake to the American public.
Sure, Obama gave spent american money to give guns to mexican drug cartels, ammuntion to
muslim terrorists, and size twelve basketball shoes for his husband Michelle, but thanks
to Stephen, and a lucrative partnership with the clinton foundation, every American retiree
boring enough have nothing better to do at 11pm than watch tv, knows that Donald Trump
broke the White House's sacred "one scoop of ice cream per person" policy and gave himself...
TWO SCOOPS!
Not that there is anything wrong with that, a scoop of icecream is basically a milky,
hairless ball, and when you get two of those together, some peanut butter, and a plane
ticket to the closest canadian kennel, that's when the real fun begins!
And it's not just Colbert joining in the good-fight.
Comedy Central is so dedicated to shitting out anti-trump propoganda that even a comedic
genious like Jim Jeffries comes off as a neutered animal quietly enduring the misery of his
existance like one of those dogs PETA leaves outside in the snow for their donation drive
commercials.
Oh the glory of the post-comedic age, where simply calling someone you disagree with a
nazi counts as comedy!
CNN says this is an apple.
However, when you peel the red skin away, revealing the white interior, CNN will also
say that this is a nazi.
Better mash it with a bikelock from behind before it says something you disagree with!
Dan Harmon brought Rick and Morty into the post comedic age by bringing in an all female
crew of writers who's only credits to date include writing for veggie tales and swallowing
Dan's special semetic seszuane sauce.
Not only does Cartoon Network endorse this policy, next season they're brining in Dan's
buttplug and cum sock in as executive producers.
And...
AND!
And its been long enough into the video that the fat bitch with chopsticks in her hair
who arbitrarily decides which videos are and are not hate speech based on which direction
the catfish in her colostamy bag begin swimming as she queefs the alphabet, has already approved
this video for monetization, so let's get down to business.
Currently on youtube, you can film a corpse swinging from a tree while making funny faces,
but not say something that a blue haired swallower of gender fluid might hypothetically find
offensive.
When Ajit Paijit left his corner store just long enough to repeal net neutrality as a
punishment for years of internet based poo-in-the-loo jokes, everyone worried that service providers
would block politically incorrect websites.
Instead, sites like youtube and twitter have deplatformed anyone with a functioning set
of balls, you know, other than a set pressed against their non-prescription hipster glasses.
My own youtube channel has limited ads.
Strangley, only videos where I tell stories based on my personal life experiances are
effected.
While I may not agree with the opinions of belly-button-head-butter extroidonaire Zoe
Quinn, I understand that her LIFE EXPERIANCE, likely of being repeatedly molested by her
dad, has shaped her thought patterns and views.
And I do not begrudge Zoe for attaining a book deal before I did.
In fact, I'm glad to know there is finally someone other than Milo Yiannopoulos who can
tell me who I need to blow to get a book deal.
Just the other day I had Zoe over for blintzes and a game a parchizi.
She looked tired, so I said "Hey Zoe, take a load off girl."
She then looked at me, nodded, and spat on the floor.
My dog sat in the puddle and now the poor thing is pregnant with some game journalist's
horrific chud baby.
Speaking of walking abortions, Polygon's staff knows so little about the games they use as
a platform to spew their hateful communist propganda, that when actualfootage of them
playing games is released, they dmca anyone that shares it.
What follows is my best attempt to recreate polygon's DOOM 4 footage.
[Oy vey, how does this little clicking goy work?
And I have to press the key buttons too?
I don't really get the point of this gaming device.
I mean, where does the money come out.
What?
no MONEY?!
Then put in that mario game, you know, the one with all the sheckles just floating around,
good for the filtching?
My favorite part is that for every hundred coins you yoink, you get another goyim slave
to dance around and do your bidding.
Sometimes I make the pasta sucking bastid jump off a ledge, just to make him suffa!
Oh, I know!
My next article will be about how this doom game is anti semetic for the skeleton monsters
being the only ones without foreskins, and how the mario game is sexist because of the
phallic nature of the pipes!
Schlomo, grab my unleavgend buttplug, typewriter, and wig, polygon is going to love this one!
oh!]
This lack of qaulification isn't merely limited to game reviewers.
Idea men blitheringly stupid enough to call themselves game developers have lost millions
of dollars this year on the failures of battleborn and lawbreakers.
Things have gotten so bad that Randy Pitchford, CEO of gearbox, has been forced to take time
away from embezzling sega's money, encouraging his son to strangle small animals, and shoveling
wriggling piles of those still breathing victims into his wife's gaping maw, in order to send
death threats to himself and commision porn of overwatch characters in hopes of sparking
a conterovesy that will bring attention to his bargan bin game.
Cliff Hasbinski is so desperate for people to play LawBreakers that he's actually conscidering
segregating the ingame bathrooms, which just seems pointless to me.
Why bother sub dividing where the feces goes in your game, when the entire game is a pile
of shit itself?
Now I know a lot of you have been waiting for me to make jokes about the hollywood #metoo
scandal, but unlike Harvey Weinstein in a sporting goods store, I didn't want to blow
my load right off the bat.
I honestly don't get what the big deal is, when a man you conscider a friend pulls out
his dick in front of you, it's a compliment, a precious gift.
And ladies, instead of looking that gift horse in the mouth, you should do the right thing
and put that gift in your mouth instead! Louis CK is a wonderful man.
Days before the news broke about him flopping his disgusting shit encrusted cock and lopsided
ginger balls out in front of a couple of talentless open mic'ers, the PEA, or Premature Ejaculators
of America, asked Louis to speak at a conference.
Of course when Louis heard women would be present, he immediately came.
Which is good, because last year the PEA was so worried no one would show up to the conference
on time, that they had to lie, and tell everyone it was a conference about BUKKAKE so everyone
would come at the same time.
Somehow, no one seemed to mind that Kevin Spacey was raping little boys, or as he put
it "Gaying it Forward".
Apparently, claiming to sit on dick like you were just bit in the ass by a cobra and the
balls contain anti-venom is the best way to get out of pickle these days.
Even Eminem had to allude to using a nude dude's spoo'd as food, to rekindle his dead
career.
And I qoute [Picka-picky-dicky!
Donald Trumpf?
More like bonald blumpf!
I go to grinder to grind some stumpfs.
A little reminder when I fondle rumpfs.
There better be hair and balls thats plumpfs!]
Well, that's it for 2017's wrapup, if you felt like I avoided or missed a particular
subject, keep in mind I plan to release Yurope 3 at the end of 2018, and I'll be roasting
motherfuckers left and right in that one.
If you liked this video, feel free to tweet about it, subscribe to my channel, check out
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toss a nickle at me on patreon, or hang around a little longer and watch previous the year's
roasts.
Hello Ladies, Gentlemen, and attention starved retarts of intermediary genders.
2016 was a terrible, racist year according to the people that think just about everything
is terrible and racist.
Actors stood atop the soap boxes they usually utilize to hide the fact that they're 5 foot
tall manlets and begged us to vote in support of their (((masters'))) special interests.
Little did they know, despite Hillary Clinton's overwhelming support from childless spinsters,
isis alligned saudi princess, and triple voting dead californians, she would ultimately fail
against the most powerful form of concentrated hatred known to man, Pepe the cartoon frog.
Britain exited the european union; which has somehow made them the bad guys.
That's right, by NOT siding with GERMANY, Britons have become facist nazis!
Ain't that some shit?
The first two times Germany tried to take over the world they used the unforgivable
trinity of bombs, chemical weapons, and david hasselhoff.
Now they're trying to guilt nations into willingly surrenduring their sovereignty by using political
correctness as leverage to flood their countries with disloyal foreigners.
On a similar note, Americans voted to opt out the mexican "dishwashers for dollars"
exchange program, which apparently, makes all of us horrible evil racists.
That's right, NOT wanting to exploit mexicans as slave labor makes you a bigot!
At least, that is, according to the mainstream media that almost nobody watches anymore.
Try as they might, the mainstream media failed to convince americans that it was in their
best interests to vote against their best interests and 4chan of all places became a
more reputable source for news than cnn as a result.
Wikileaks exposed slimey limey and enemy to toothbrushes both domestic and abroad; jon
oliver, for taking direct orders from the white house as to which stories he is and
is not allowed to cover.
Trevor Noah lied, stating that he was looking forward to eight years of making jokes at
donald trump's expense, when in reality Trevor is getting replaced by chris hardwick before
the end of the year, then deported back to whatever godless mudhole he crawled out of.
Between allagations of child molestation, devil worshipping, and associating with Cher;
its a small wonder anyone defends the democratic party anymore.
Though to be fair, the Democratic National Committee DID collude to keep a jew out of
office, and for that much, we should all be thankful.
Let's be honest here.
Bernie Sanders would never have beaten donald trump.
His entire campaign was based on appealing to blacks by offering them college scholarships,
which was pointless.
Collecting welfare doesn't require a degree Bernie.
Though, now that I think of it, collecting welfare and earning liberal arts degrees do
appear to go hand in hand.
In 2016, the term Alt-Right was created by, then instantly co-opted by self promoting
attention whores that will literally say and do anything for money.
Does it bother anyone else that the self appointed figure-head of a group of family oriented
blue collar workers is a turd burgling cumquat who has swallowed more black seamen than the
indian ocean during hurrican season?
The NFL, unsatisfied with merely filling their league with wife-beating ex-convicts, produced
a player so retarded that his knuckles drag, even when standing motionless for the national
anthem.
Now I don't fault colin kapernick for feeling pride in the african american heritage that
exists exclusively within his biege head, but the only black life that actually mattered
in 2016 was harambe the gorilla.
Frankly, I get why people are distraught over his demise.
For the first time in decades someone tried to take on a fathership role with a black
baby and whitey shot him dead.
On a less cheery note, the Muslims of 2016 misunderstood the meaning of "keep on trucking",
injured hundreds in an orlando night club when bullets splashed high velocity aids blood
onto unsuspecting degenerates, and bombed harder in brussels than the all girl Ghost
Busters reboot at the box office.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure more people survived a marriage to Patton Oswalt in 2016 than saw
the new, snootch only ghost busters film.
Even everyone's favorite diversity hire; leslie jone's self-leaked butt-sex photo-shoot recieved
better ratings.
And to be fair, as ugly and nasty and stank as I thought Leslie Jones was, the woman she
fucked in the ass was even worse.
Being the strong independant gypsy that don't need no man that she is, Anita cut ties with
her tard handler John Macintosh and fell off the face of the earth faster than if she leaned
nose first off the side of a mountain.
On a more delusional note, Brianna Wu is running for office, which office, she cannot yet say
as she is still investigating which elected positions a registered sex offender is allowed
to hold.
Odds are, conscidering Brianna's history as a mentally ill cross dresser with a persecution
complex, he'll likely wind up displacing chrischan as Mayor of CWCville.
Brianna Wu also released the much anticipated pc port of his critically acclaimed pile of
monkey shit "Revolution 60", a 300,000 dollar+ budget game that has sold less copies and
made less money than my 0 dollar budget eBooks.
In better news for social justice warriors who pretend to like videogames, Blizzard put
a dyke on a box, which just goes to prove, you really are what you eat.
Now I know this video has probably offended those among us of darker shades than white,
but don't you worry, the video is about to end and you can safely go back to banging
dead cats together in the middle of the road like you slinky rice burning mother fuckers
always seem to do when my GPS takes me through china town.
Thanks for your time, and GOODBYE 2016.
I don't care what them bitches say, you were a good year to me.
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and what ever the fuck Cosmo Wright considers himself to be
this week.
Welcome to the 2015 Social Justice Warrior Awards, hosted by yours truly, the EmptyHero.
I would like to start by clarifying my position on Cosmo.
I used to think he was a mentally ill homosexual who painted his nails to obscure the feces
that stained his fingertips.
But now that he's become Narcissa Wright, I see that this boy loves pussy so much, he
wants one carve one into his own body so that he can smell a cunt whenever he wants to without
having to ask Anita Sarkeesian to burp in his face.
You can't get much straighter than that.
2015 was a year marked by victories for the social justice crowd
Responding to claims of sexist representations of females in their games, Tecmo-Koie has
cancelled Dead or Alive Extreme 3 in the west.
Apparently, the only artificial women allowed in gaming are castrated men like Brianna Wu
and Anthony Burch Now some people would say this is merely the
invisible hand of the free market at work.
Jim Sterling in particular believes in many invisible appendages, mostly due to him not
being able to see past his own disgusting bitch tits.
This gelatinous mound of humanoid disappointment is so fat, his "wife" is the result of cellular
mitosis and even it won't fuck him
Speaking of married virgins, Joel Hodgeson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame shocked
the world when he showed off a new, social justice approved design for Crow.
I for one suspect it will scare the children, but at least it isn't as bad as the new Tom
Servo design.
Speaking of film products destined to disappoint, not only are the rumors of a Zoe Quinn movie
true, they're already scouting locations for Zoe's snatch.
This movie is truly pressing technology forward.
For close ups of Zoe's snooch, the first ever "Fish Lip Lens" was employed.
Now, I'm not saying that Zoe has a lot of vagina.
I'm just saying that when I tried to snatch her purse last week I circumcised her by mistake.
I would also like to correct a false rumor that's out there.
The Zoe Quinn film is not opening early for fifty members of the press, Zoe Quinn herself
is.
You see, at the Zoe Quinn movie premier, popcorn isn't the only thing that comes in a massive,
salty box.
The social justice crowd also rejoiced when I got banned from twitter earlier this week.
On reviewing my final tweets, I have to wonder who could have the balls, and the scrutom,
and the crusty, hairy disgusting man nipples to pull the tampon strings necessary to get
me banned.
On an unrelated note, I would like to congratulate Brianna Wu on another year surviving all those
death threats he claims to receive.
Some of you may think he's being paranoid.
But I believe Brianna when he says his life is constantly at risk.
That's probably due to him having aids though.
I'm not saying Brianna enjoys sex with strangers, but he did meet his husband at a glory hole
in the bathroom of a Chinese restaurant.
To be fair, Frank wasn't looking to suck any dicks that day, he's just a Mongolian asshole
that enjoys destroying Chinese walls.
Now I shouldn't insult Brianna Wu.
He might use some of the seven dollars he made on Revolution 9 to get me banned from
youtube too.
Speaking of petulant children with no real power, Anita Sarkeesian appeared before the
"Women's UN" committee and gave a very well received speech.
After which, absolutely nothing was accomplished due to the "Women's UN" having absolutely
zero authority over anything.
Perhaps they should change their name to the "Cloutless United Nation Team"
Now some of you might be thinking, you silly goose, you forgot to give out awards this
year!
Well, giving awards would mean rewarding exceptionalism, which Social Justice Warriors despise,
So this year, as with every year, they are all equally losers.
Goodbye!
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and whatever the fuck that adult onset downsyndrome having,
shaved silver back gorilla looking abomination patricia hernandez is supposed to be
allow me to welcome to this years social justic warrior awards
I would like to start out by apologizing to manly tears,
we were conscidering having him co-host this ceromony
unfortunately, it turns out that the only thing he is fit to host is juvenile leukemia
now, this was a transformative year for the game community as a whole.
slow beef cancelled his retsupray series, claiming to rather focus on not having sex
with his fat lesbian wife in recent weeks however, he has confessed
retsupray being at odds with his SJW leanings and that he worried his child might be effected
by the negative humor well don't worry slowbeef, that child probably
isn't yours anyways.
next i would have liked to congratulate boogie2988 for losing twenty pounds.
unfortunately the weigh turned out to be an old colostemy bag that peeled off of his back,
which he later found and consumed.
more importantly, the gaminging community was struck a terrible blow phil fish quit
likely due to not knowing how to code, pending racketering charges, and being such a turd
hoarding hipster that indie gaming lost it's appeal once he became famous for it
the ramefications of his departure have spread faster and wider than zoe quin in a room with
men that can help that cavelcade of cum encrusted cocks, stolen code,
and hipster welfare begging she dares to call a career
for example, fearing that his coverage of misogynist video games might have brought
harm to women, adam sessler left his job at rev3 games
adam sessler loves women so much in fact, he knocked a hairless indonesian boy out of
a coconut tree with a bag of cocain, dressed him in silk panties, and married him,
just to avoid subjecting an actual female bride to the horrifc, cocain fueled ceremony
of fisting, animal strangulation, and free style rapping that adam calls love-making
and speaking of products of repeated child molestation, let's start with the award for
tiniest, most spit encrusted penis of the year
which of course goes to ian miles cheong or arthur chu. i'm not sure which of them is
which, and neither are they.
both of them are hamster like in appearance, some variety of godless, wall hating mongolian,
and are severly cock eyed.
now i know what you're thinking.
cock eyed?
i thought the cocks went in their mouths and gritty, rice encrusted buttholes. and to that
i say, don't get ahead of me you silly gooses.
the award for the least conving transexual comes next.
first off, i would like to congratulate our first runner up, jon macintosh.
this was an extremely close decision and if he never opened his mouth, swayed those
birthing hips, or took five black cocks at once you'd almost swear she was a man
first place of course, goes to the self appointed leader of complaining, brian wu
this 50 year old, scarecrow faced, homosexual embaressement to the jewish peoples hates
men so much that he wants to become a woman and service men sexually
wow, what an amazing plan! his technique is so subtle and nuanced,
by starting every sentance with "as a woman", utilizing myspace angles shot from the hubble,
and twisting your spine so you'll never get out of bed again
this shovel chinned goo gobbler has conned near sighted homosexuals all over the world
into believing he is a woman here's a news flash brian, you being a cunt
is not the same as you having a cunt and no, that festering, centipede infested
axe wound you got karate chopped into you by the asexual aspergian chinese immagrant
you married in echange for $200,000 does not count.
real vaginas can't hold water, let alone turn the water into ice cold clamato and burp the
alphebet
now i can't mention jon macintosh without mention anita sarkisean as she is medically
conscidered a malignant growth on his left hand
for her tireless works of reading things jon wrote on a napkin while struggling to stay
awake, failing to name 3 sexist games on the colbert report, and repeatedly resisting the
charms of bluto we award anita with the award for snazziest
attire.
now some people say that anita is just a cross dressing iranian gas station attendant that
jon macintosh has hired to read the drivel he writes in his head while
waiting for an erection to develope in his mouth in the bathroom of the last south californian
chuck e cheese
the award for silliest self appointed name goes to carlynn petite.
Now this award I disagree with.
i'm going to have a talk with the boys about this one
I don't know about you ladies and gentlemen, but when I think of this six foot, twelve
inch tall salb of nerotic nordic man meat, Petite is the first word to come to mind.
never mind the crack in his forehead or the million mile stare.
i am certain that jon macintosh would gladly declare that he finds carylnn sexually attractive.
the flirt on twitter all the time.
in fact, i'm certain that any man i have mentioned or will mention in this video would have no
problem declaring their attraction to transgendered women like carlynn, brianna, or leigh alexander
now some of you might think that the award for best host would go to me, but you would
be wrong.
Intelligent, wonderful, and attractive, but wrong!
our winner for best host of 2014 actually goes to anthony burch. just last week he had
me and four chocolate encrusted gentlmen from my basketball team over his place for monopoly,
drinks, and his wife now i know what you're thinking, half of the
men mentioned so far have given their brides to noble knights of nubility, but anthony
really goes the extra step not only does he set the stage with prefluffed
throw pillows in every corner of the room, but he'll massage the wrinkles out of your
testicles, and even cleans up all those sloppy cumsies
us silly gooses left behind on his wife, bedspread, and beard
now i'm not saying anthony burch is gay, just that has taken so much molten hot mohagany
man mollasis in his pooper that he has developed an acute case of sickle cellulite.
of course, speaking of cellulite bring us right to randi harper
and the award for "best filter for people with so many mommy issues they need an obese
drug addict to decide who they should and should not see on twitter."
now i can't blame randi harper for trying to filter out trolls on twitter.
filtering is an important facet of her life.
if not for filtering, how else would she get the plankton vital to her crossing of the
bering sea?
i'm not saying that she's fat, just that she resembles one of the after portions of andrew
dobsons inflation fetish drawings, also, she's fat.
these award are in her honor, and since i am a member of her prestigious list of people
that somebody else told her was a big stupid doo doo head, I would ask all of you at home
to not only inform her, but all the recipiants of the awards they
earned tonight.
thank you, gabe bless, and good night.
Basically, this overgrown keebler-elf with a duck's ass super-glued to his bald-spot
mansplains his facist ideologies while struggling and failing to diminish his homosexual manerisms.
First, he demands that when a black woman talks, white men listen, because, as he explains
it, black women are basically animals, and when animals talk, it's like a fun pixar movie
that every one can enjoy.
Second, he explains that because women are basically retarded children you can have sex
with, and I would like to point out that John corrects himself, and clarifies that he doesn't
want anyone misconstruing his statement and thinking
that he would ever have sex with a woman, and that, because of this you have to educate
yourself on feminism by reading sophisticated books like Yurope: Hillary's Invasion, and
Yurope 2: Barack's Apocalypse
Thirdly, he talks about challenging other men, for example, how he goes to bath houses
and challenges other men to catch him and kiss him on the lips.
And how he also challenges himself daily to not stop his car when driving pantsless past
the south californian school for hairless boys
Fourth he explains that men should have no back bone when insulted by women.
Which is easy for him to say.
Why would John Macintosh need a spine to keep his torso rigid when he has a constant supply
of pearly purple porch person pudding pops pounding the pulsating play place/ semen cemetary
he affectionately calls his oppressive man-cave.
Finally, he said something about forgiving mistakes.
For instance, how he forgives god for creating John as a cunt rather than giving him a cunt
between his legs.
All in all, I give this video a zero out of ten.
It fails the bechdel test and john forgot to put on his usual flannel shirt and gypsy
earings.
What's up with that?
I'm shitting my man panties, my MANties over women's rights under this president.
[grab them by the pussy] As a mentally ill man who pretends to be a woman, I don't want
a single white heterosexual male shitlord to run unnaposed in 2018.
[so screw them, you should feel no shame burning this bill to the ground.]
Fifty year old men in dresses need to run for office at every single level.
Because I'm running out of money from the last scam I ran.
I sent death threats to myself during gamer gate and I'll pretend men are threatening
me now too.
That way I can drop out and pocket our remaining campaign funds.
I'm ready to play the victim.
I'm john flynt and I'm completely full of shit.
Hi ho!
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