[Vinny] This is a game about circumcision
[Mike] What is "Blaster Master"? I thought it was "Master Blaster"
[Mike] It's not "Master Blaster" It's "Blaster Master"?
[Vinny] You know, when you say "Master Blaster"
[Mike] Yes [Vinny] You know the emoji?
[Vinny] It's just like a little *guk* like splurt of water? [Mike] I think so
[Vinny] That's what I think immediately, like three of those in a row, when you say "Master Blaster"
[Mike] So what's the deal with- with um- Snipplebits?
[Vinny] We're gonna find out
[Mike] What ARE we by the way? Are we-
[Vinny] Snippercunts
[M] *Chuckle*
[Mike] Ah we gotta rotate
[Vinny] Ayy Mike this is- this is sweet, I don't really feel this way though, sorry
[Mike] Ummm
[Mike] I didn't bring that up man
[Mike] You- you did! So- You wanna-!
[Vinny] Whoa! What are you doin'?!
[Vinny] WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!
[Mike] You said you don't love me
[Vinny] That's my essence!
[Mike] You fucking take that back
[Vinny] That's my essence! [Mike] We're trying to do some romantic here and form a heart, you fucking come at me with that shit?
[Mike] We're trying to do some romantic here and form a heart, you fucking come at me with that shit?
[Mike] Ok, how do you rotate? I'm having a really hard time with this
[Vinny] Yeah Mike, lemme- lemme get under you
[Vinny] Ready? Alright so get in there, get in there
[Mike] I'm in there, snip me
[Vinny] You ready?
[Mike] Ah! Snip me daddy!
[Vinny] Alright Mike... [Mike] I'm sorry
[Vinny] Ok now you get ready for it, get ready to accept
[Vinny] Accept the seed
[M] *Chuckle*
[M] *Gasp*
[Vinny] There you go, now- now get it in there
[Mike] Uuuh!
[Vinny] Put it in! Ugh! [Mike] Uuh fuck!
[Mike] That's good shit
[Vinny] Accept the seed!
[Vinny] You are putting words in my mouth, and I'm gonna put a ball gag in yours
[Mike] That's fine, I tried to put an amazing cheese in your mouth
[Mike] That's what I tried to do, and then you spit it back in my fuckin face
[V] *Chuckle*
[Vinny] How about this? Why don't we, I'm gonna do a live cheese taste testing on stream
[Mike] Ok
[Vinny] Let it get in
[Mike] FUCK!
[Vinny] That was so satisfying!
[Vinny] Holy shit!
[Mike] Mmm.. Fuck...
[Vinny] Now rotate, get yourself in there, and sharpen that thing
[Vinny] Blerg! What have you done you monster!
[Mike] I hit the eraser
[Mike] Uah!
[Mike] It only hurts for like the first couple of seconds then it's like fucking ecstasy
[Vinny] Ok now, yeah get it like that and then, tippy-toes
[Mike] What are you doing? I got this! Fuck!
[Vinny] Wait I'll help
[Mike] Can you just get it inside me please?
[Vinny] I- I keep trying
[Mike] Put it inside me!
[Vinny] This is, yeah this is a common problem
[Mike] Put it inside me! Go back, no, go back
[Vinny] Let it slide in, let it slide
[Mike] No, you got- [Vinny] Rotate a little bit
[Mike] You gotta push it, you gotta push it harder
[Mike] You gotta push it a little deeper
[Mike] look at this I'm floating
[Vinny] Here, let me help [Mike] Now- now you gotta help
[Vinny] Keep- keep doing that
[Mike] Push it... Push it...
[Vinny] Ohoho! That was so satisfying!
[Mike] Very gratifying, very gratifying
[Mike] Lemme snip your dick!
[Vinny] Wait a minute what? Dick?
[Vinny] What does this have to do with dick Mike?
[Mike] I got it is ok, we got this
[Vinny] Mike can you like get inside me and make- make like a little cavern for him?
[Mike] Yeah we can do that [Vinny] Just- just gimme like-
[Mike] This is your life now
[Vinny] Mike you just got to bring that to the left
[Mike] Yeah, it's that easy
[Vinny] Let it come on your back
[Mike] Aaah!
[Mike] Oh... [Vinny] FUCK!
[Mike] I'm ready
[Mike] Oh fuck this is gonna work, oh you're good
[Mike] You're not good!
[Vinny] *Intense mumbling*
[Vinny] Let it drop a little bit
[Vinny] Aaaaah!
[Vinny] Come on. STEP RIGHT UP, COME ON YOU KNOW, GO FUCK YOURSELF EGG!
[Mike] Alright, let's try this again
*Titanic*
[Mike] Oh my go-! [Vinny] *Laugh*
[Vinny] *Laughing* [Mike] But why didn't it work? But why didn't it work? But why didn't, why, why didn,'t... Fuck that, men
[Mike] Ok...
[Vinny] Suckle from the undercarriage
[Mike] Give me the suckles, give me daddy suckles
[Vinny] This is no- Don say shit like that!
[Vinny] Aaah...
[Mike] You got a problem with this huh? [Vinny] Yeah...
[Vinny] Lemme try your shitty cheese
[Mike] ... In a Twitch chat
[Vinny] Lemme try your shitty cheese [Mike] You're gonna try- It's not shitty though, can you stop?
[Vinny] It tastes like it came out of a cow's urethra
[Mike] Nooo!
[Vinny] It's umm...
[Vinny] Tastes brown [Mike] You get brown in there?
[Vinny] Yeah a little brown
[Vinny] It tastes like the key of F major
[Mike] Is it the Brown Note? [Vinny] Yeah
[Mike] You're saying it tastes like shit [Vinny] Yes
[Mike] Yeah...
[Vinny] There's a dude in chat that says "this hurts" because we're not solving the puzzles to his satisfaction and quickly enough
[Vinny] And uh- [Mike] Maybe we should- maybe we should just stop streaming
[Vinny] I think we should just stop streaming, forever
[Mike] Because of that? [Vinny] Yeah [Mike] Yeah yeah
[Vinny] All right, good night everyone! [Mike] All right
Two hours later
[Vinny] Mike that fucking cheese, sucked
*Interdimensional sound?*
[Vinny] It really just tastes like a goat's unfermented asshole
[Mike] You know what? It's the last time I recommend anything to you
[Vinny] We reunited him with his children [Mike] Good, I hope they all fucking die in a fire
[Mike] I mean, I'm happy, very happy for them, very happy for them
[Mike] Because it's a- [Vinny] What did you say about fire?
[Mike] I didn't say anything [Vinny] Ok
[Vinny] The cheese left a strange aftertaste
[Mike] That's cum
*Breathing of disapproval*
*Chair recline of disapproval*
[Vinny] Did you cum in the cheese?
[Mike] Yeah, and I'm not ashamed
[Vinny] Haha oh my god
[Mike] What the fuck?
[Vinny] Oh hang on- [Mike] Oh this could be a disaster!
[Mike] Now that makes sense
[Mike] Yeah that makes sense [Vinny] No no, we don't-
[Mike] Aah! You're killing me!
[Mike] Get it in there, get it in there little finger
[Vinny] Yeah... OOOOOH!!! [Mike] OOOOOH!!!
[Mike] You want some grandma pie?
[Vinny] Good
[Vinny] Does anyone actually know what a grandma pie is?
[Mike] Nah, probably not
[Mike] They should though, it's one of my favorite things
[Vinny] A grandma pie is a cream pie involving a grandma [Mike] Right
[Vinny] Simple
*Charging*
[Vinny] WOOW! [Mike] AAAAH!
[Vinny] As you know, the fisheye is worth at least 15 points
[Mike] What's that?
[Vinny] Nothing, don't worry about it
[Vinny] Boom
[Mike] Pft!
[Mike] I don't know the fish's mouth is looking a little bit- a little bit derpy
[Mike] That's my fault though, sorry
[Vinny] As you know, the fisheye is worth at least 15 points
[Mike] I wanna know what it is now, cause you meant it again [Vinny] *Sigh* Alright...
[Vinny] Let me take my video game character and jump on top of yours, so that I can do this
[Mike] Now we gotta get this bad boy up here, that should be easy
[Mike] Yeah work it in
[Vinny] *Laughing* [Mike] Get up there
[Vinny] *Laughing* [Mike] J-just get in there! Get in there!
[Vinny] *Laughing*
[Mike] You gotta get this- wait no, he's doing the thing! Let him do that! let him do that!
[Mike] Yeah! Oh Yeah!
[Vinny] Oh Yeah!
[Mike] I'm gonna leave this open for you [Vinny] OoOoOh!
[V] *Chuckle*
[Mike] I'm gonna fucking leave-
[Mike] Yeah! Force it in!
[Mike] Yeees, shit
[Vinny] Trying to say...
[Vinny] How to do these things
[Vinny] Like without being filthy is not really working, is it?
[Mike] We need to be...
[Mike] In the middle, right?
[Vinny] *Yawning* Yeah I believe so...
[Mike] I'm sorry am I boring you? [Vinny] Yeah
[Vinny] Unhgnh!!
[Vinny] Why'd you- why'd you ruin everything?
[Mike] That's just how I do, bro
[Vinny] I think we need to start thinking about [Mike] What?
[Vinny] Like, can you vore me out real quick?
[Mike] *Laughing* Ok
[Mike] Vinny is this gonna work? [Vinny] I think it's gonna work as is to be honest, so-
[Mike] Alright, give it one shot [Vinny] Start it
[Vinny] Now you beefed it, there's no momentum [Mike] I ah- no- shhh
[Mike] No it's gonna work, look
[Mike] She's going! Dude this crazy old bitch is going!
[Vinny] How the FFFUCK, did that work!
[Mike] Because I'm the man, I'll take credit for that
[Vinny] I think we gotta find- [Mike] I think I got it, I think I got it
[Mike] Come over here, and vore me
[Mike] Daddy
[Vinny] *Laugh*
[Mike] there you go, get out of here- Go go go! Move move move!
[Mike] I got this, mine is open you just gotta open yours now
[Mike] And let the goo flow
[Mike] You hear the music mocking us?
[Vinny] This music was made by clowns
[M] *Chuckle*
[Vinny] Let me make you a better thing [Mike] Ok
[Mike] Transform me
[Vinny] Tran - sition
[Mike] But I want the fucking goo inside me
[Vinny] You just ruined my goo
[Mike] And I'm gonna ruin it again because you're denying me fucking th- the goo
*Sigh*
[Mike] I wanna be absolutely filled with this fucking this substance, like, it's coming out of my eyes dude
[Mike] You fucking snip a the hole in my bucket, now I can't snip!
[Vinny] Why don't- *Laughing* Alright, alright go for it
[Vinny] Here let me help you
[Mike] There's gonna be a hole in it [Vinny] It's good, you can still make it work
[Mike] Can you just make one like, one tiny little- Yeah!
*Laughing*
[Mike] Oh my god, we're like
[Mike] We're 30 year old men
[Mike] We have achieved- [Vinny] Greatness
[Mike] Communication with an alien race
[Mike] And they're very disappointed in every way-
[Vinny] It's just opposite Mike
[Vinny] Let's see- Let's see how well we fit
[Mike] In each other's? [Vinny] Yeah
[Vinny] No no no I mean
[Vinny] Like, in me
[Mike] Oh, you wanna?
[Vinny] Now I'm gonna get you up there, and then you have to push it in
[Mike] You want me to push it in? [Vinny] *Giggle*
[Mike] What are you laughing at? Why d- why did you move?! [Vinny] I- I've-
[Vinny] Tried not to move, but it just, yeah...
[Mike] Fuck! Look at that is glorious, look at that shot!
[Vinny] I hate to ruin the stream for you, and for myself
[Vinny] But... [Mike] Statistically what?
[Vinny] Statistically, there're at least a couple people masturbating to the stream right now, and...
[Vinny] You really need to put your privates away
[Vinny] I know who you are
[Mike] Fuck it's not perfect, it's actually awful
[Vinny] No cause then there's still a baby that- that's not able to be lived
[Mike] *Cackle*
[Vinny] *Laughing* What? What? [Mike] *Cackle*
[Vinny] *Laughing* I'm so tired Mike [Mike] I love it, ok
[Mike] I've contained- I've contained the goo!
[Mike] This is how fucking unwanted pregnancies happen look
[Vinny] I know
[Vinny] We're demonstrating, see we're an educational stream
[Vinny] Do that, now I'll-
[Mike] Oh you're forming a butt plug! [Vinny] Yeah, I'm gonna-
[Mike] Oh you're gonna plug it up?
[Vinny] I'm gonna get you
[Mike] You know what? This is it, we did it. We fucking did it, we did it!
[Both] NOOO!
[Vinny] Wooow! Woow!
[Vinny] Holy shit
[Mike] That was all the chat
[Mike] That we never would've figured that out Vinny
[Vinny] Woow
[Mike] My back hurts a lot, What's this?
[Vinny] I don't feel comfortable doing this, but just- you may as well just get in there
[Mike] Yeah, get in there, I had no- I couldn't figure that out
[Vinny] I think it's too late for both of us
[Vinny] Wow we actually just beat the game, huh?
[Mike] Oh
[Mike] Well shit, there it is, Snipperclips
[Mike] Yaay
[Mike] You know it's a fetish?
[Vinny] What? [Mike] Human Aquarium
[Mike] They eat fish and they- they just...
[Vinny] Why do you know more about this than I do?
[Mike] I didn't, I just made it up when I guarantee you that it's a fucking- [Vinny] Alright
[Mike] It's gotta be real
[Vinny] Can I tell you how relieved I am as your friend that you made that up?
[Mike] Alright it's probably good for our- our friendship that that's not real
[Mike] YOU GOTTA SCOOP!!
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