I am WWE Superstar Xavier woods one third of the w-w-e-world champions the new
day aka Austin Creed YouTube channel up up
down down go subscribe if you haven't subscribed already I just got my golden play
button but I'm so excited that I'm about to be a member of the ultimate party
the greatest adventurers in the kingdom step forward
to join an incredible and definitely real quest now they must stand in
judgment to join the ultimate party
Hey guys welcome back to the ultimate party I'm Brian, I'm Sammie, I'm Andy, I'm David,
and today we're joined by a man who can cut
a promo better than anyone else I've ever met Xavier woods I will be a good
fit for the ultimate party because logical charismatic agile I'm mobile
I'm strong anything you need I got you jack of all trades master of some as
well especially with the charisma stat through the roof I'll be able to talk to
pants the gold the items off of anybody that we come across.
That was a hell of an intro. Right now in real life he's a Bard/Fighter
He's a Bard/Fighter in real life and the rest of us are just NPCs
Well maybe you are
oh yeah that's true Sammie is a shop vendor and I'm and NPC.
No if anything I work at the store where you get the outfits and I'm like ooh those are cute pants.
Those are still shop vendors.
does the Skyrim rules work could people steal all of her clothes by putting a basket
on her head? well that's you just implemented yourself in a crime.
The FBI is on the way
I'm not going to say one way or another I don't want to be an accomplice to this.
If I wake up with a basket on my head please someone find Andy
He's got all my stuff.
now I shall roll this d20 to determine my race fantasy race right now I really
like my race it's doing things for me
fifteen I have rolled a 15 which means
that I'm a rock gnome so I get to use an electrical guitar maybe an 80s
synthesizer depending on the time frame
oh please yes let this be an electrical
guitar rock gnome Bard I'm on board 100% we just stop right here
my thoughts on being a rock gnome I'm very happy and for those of you out
there who understand this my rock gnomes name shall the David because it makes me very happy
in every wish and dream and happy home you will find the kingdom of
the gnome(s)
and that will play every time I enter a room
I would describe I would
describe Rock gnomes as the kind of gnomes you would see at an antique show
house with like they're like oh look at this
this ancient music box from 1872 and you open it up and it's actually an
alcohol container
rock grandparents
that's what rock gnomes are literally grandparents
shrunken down who just have gadgets and candies
just a race of fucking gnomes eating werthers originals and shit
Yeah just pockets of werthers and like that's my mechanical parent that I got at the
yeah they just like you go to on your grandpa's work
shed he's like oh I made this contraption
I shall now roll for my
class
roll
haha I am the rock gnome Ranger which is exactly what I said I wanted to be in
the first place I told you I am pumped to be a ranger like I said before I like
to have ranged attacks BAM range is in Ranger and then the er part is like
Pow-er Rang-er so when I'm close I got hte sick melee skills I'm watch em bleed slow
that's gonna be one of my moves
my moves are gonna be gnome kiss I'm gonna
gnome kiss you to death I'm gonna gnome kiss through your brain so I
want to be holding ears I'm gonna gnome kiss and then the head is gonna
dissolve we're just gonna be ears left I'm gonna wear them on my necklace I'm
going to take an ear from each opponent put them on my necklace and
then my hawk that I have when I'm done gnome kissing and I toss it in the air and
Hawk HAHAW and he eats one that's for him this food for him for helping me scout out
places that I needed to know where the bad guys were
Ii'd like to paint a picture
for you of
i think the picture has been painted man
two ears two ears and a mist of blood
and his grinning gnomish face
ok finding out David the gnomes alignment
rroll a d-10
woohoo I'm a true neutral I
don't care just pay me I'm here for the money and honeys
yeah come on hey I'm
just glad that there's not an evil anywhere in there all ok what sucks about this or chaotic
we need to talk about party dynamics now because everybody else we've seen so far has been evil just about
evil the way down the line except for chaotic good yeah
One chaotic good in there BUT
if someone's true neutral, and the wind is blowing towards evil guess what's happening
ve live of ve die lebowski
here's the thing, that's like
like that's not going to effect party dynamics though
like hes not going to clash with anyone
that's true cause he cares not
that's a good point true neutral yeah true neutral isn't deadpool
it's actually net positive
so as a rock gnome I have tinkerer ability so I
can make toys so clockwork toy the toy animal monster a person such as a frog
Mouse bird dragon or soldier when placed on the ground the toy moves five feet
across the ground on each of your turns in a random direction makes noises as
appropriate to the creature it represents that means
that I can choose the animal monster a person so I could make a toy Godzilla
that then explodes because I got fire starter so the device produces a
miniature flame which you can use to light a candle
torch or camp fire so little Godzilla just walking across oh it's fine
a little little fire coming over the smoke but there's a bomb attached
because I'm a water Ranger baby of the power variety
then I have a music box so
like I said when I walk into a room my song plays why because I have tinkered
and made a box that knows when I passed through a threshold whether it be a
dimensional threshold threshold from a field to a force threshold from outside
to inside that's hooked to my back belt plays my song
you will find the kingdom of
THE GNOMES
but it also since I've got tinker and can make it do what I want it senses
when we're in a dangerous place so it won't go off and make noise if there's
some danger of being heard found out and killed because of it
BAM thought you had me and I got you ass
He just took me on a fucking journey
yes he did and i am on board for everything
i do like the fact that he thought through his own flaw on the music box on board with that
but as a good DM I'm sure you can find another one
okay so what we're working with is nine
strength 15 dexterity 13 Constitution 13 intelligence 13 wisdom 18 charisma
that's not bad
he did do 18 charisma he did as promised
which is a perfect role yes yes it is this is actually a very well rolled
character lowest we have was a nine which is going into strength which is for a
ranger not essential and a rock gnome he little
he little he got tiny muscles
he's definately coming off as a little Bruce lee
oh yeah yeah I'm getting a little Bruce Lee a
lot of dexterity a lot of charisma not necessarily physically strong but
applied skill yeah
okay four skills I'll be proficient in let's see so we're
gonna go persuasion performance intimidation and deception I'm going to
be able to deceive people into an intimidated state while performing and
persuading the people around them to hurt them so then I can finish them off
with the gnome kisses
I'm not gonna even have to attack people I'm gonna persuade
other people to do my bidding
it's like in all the movies the little guy is the
one who's in charge I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm in the party and if I'm
not in the party there's nothing wrong with me
something wrong with you
you know what if I'm not in the
party I'm gonna make my own party and come after you guys yeah that's what's gonna
happen that's a turn of events huh
oh shit
did that just make your mind up?
well i was already mostly on board
it's something of an ultimatum huh
lets see how it goes from there
i'm just i'm gonna rat you guys all out they didn't want you on the party i was
i be like i was on board
yeah kill him slowly fucking die slow
parents and pregnant wife died in an attack on his village so he became
depressed focused on hatred for the evil people that did it
but he doesn't know who before this he was seven feet tall and 80 years old but
trying to save his family he accidentally ate a pill from the bad guy
and I Shrunk him down
he beat depression and is still trying to find the antidote
so he's traveling the world to try to redeem his family and gain his old life back
did he just re-con his rock gnome away from himself
now he's not a rock gnome he became a rock gnome medically
everything you think you know about rock gnomes
you think you know but you have no idea
he took hormone treatments and became a rock gnome that's not what we
at this point i need to know how much you know about anime
not enough
what he
has just described is the plot of the anime Detective (boy) Conan
this is David thegnome
he's got his gnome hat that he wears and he can keep tinkering objects
in there he's a ranger so he's got a little bird companion which can also be
switched out for like a falcon or an alligator or something he's got a
nice button-down shirt because you know you dress for the job you want not the
job you have he's got a belt and on the belt has his little music box so he can
play his music he didn't have to play music the box just plays music when he
walks into a room and they've got a scar on his face because in the battle the
attack when his parents and pregnant wife were killed who's trying to save
them got cut then they put the pills in his mouth and it shrunk him down
so that's though that's the whole story you can really you can really get the
vibe of what he's about just from looking at a portrait of him
uh he's
introducing a new strategy we haven't had before which is take advantage of
the of the drawing to add more backstory look at this he's gaming the system
to just took advantage of like 37 systems there
his character is now a human magically transformed into a gnome who is a
detective Ranger with multiple machines and also animal companions his character
is like the world's smallest deadliest vaudeville actor
that's cute
arr mates how be your
adventures going today
am i a pirate oh you didn't even know because my
deception is strong hi I am David the gnome and I'm sure as you heard when I
walked in
you will find the kingdom of the gnome(s)
I hear you guys got a little party
brewing up what you need somebody who's charismatic real cute and real short
I can
get you into places you could never get in before I can help you take down
monsters fiends humans different dimensional monsters from all across the
place with the help of my tinker bits if you guys want help from the tinker bitch
you bring me into the party because you need me
you don't have anybody with my charismatic skills my deception skills
with all these skills look at this paper look at this this is my character sheet
I got skills I rolled for these and in this dimension you don't even know that
means I know what that means because I know with my wisdom my wisdom stat is a
thirteen that means I got street smarts and I know you don't know what
that means but I have this memory of some guy in a green room in Marietta
Georgia rolling dice to create me and that's why I'm here
but see you guys don't know that we're all created I'm about to bust an
existential crisis on you none of this is real I'm on a show right now with a
camera shooting me with a ring light you were made the same way you know what
the adventure isn't here
it's about getting out there
they have no clue what they just created
you add me to the team
I'll bring you to the table
and all those fools rolling dice
they think it's a game
this is our life
they made us and we're alive
put me on your team
I'll show you the real world I'll
pull you out of the cave while you looking at the shadows bring you up top
you can see the trees in real life feel the Sun on your face we roll dice and
make them dance see what kind of checks they got on their armor when we get to their dimension
holy shit
he's like it's not about being in here it's about getting out there out there
isn't where we are right out there is definitely your house
ah shit
are we ready to do scores the dice heated line the dice were
with him they gave him great rolls they gave him
everything he wanted and then he took all that and he made it a nightmare
I like
it and I think that it is just the right amount of creepy
and the right amount of cuteand I'm here for it
I'm on board and you were the one
that's like adamantly like this is horrifying
but he turned it around
no he didn't he did he turned you around he turned you around
that's how persuasion is
oh no
I mean I don't have any real complaints about David the gnome I'm a
little worried about the the faerûn nose job as a as a just a tone setter for
battle you know it doesn't seem very neutral seems a little aggressive it'll rally the troops
i mean it'll rally the troops and get to the authorities called on you and but you know however that's got
to go I don't know what do you think
well as as a 28 year old named David
reviewing the 28 year old David the rock gnome who is made by professional
wrestler Xavier woods I'm a big fan of I'm gonna put all that bias out of the
way and actually say this is a very effective character
and I'm on board
David the gnome becomes the
new undisputed champion of the ultimate party but new challengers await
okay so
that's my sweet character David the gnome very near and dear to my heart but
thank you so much for having me on the ultimate party you can catch me on
Twitter @XavierwoodsPhD ultimate party out
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