Ugh. How long does it take to order pizza?
Well, Pres has been gone for about nine minutes so I'm gonna guess... *winces thoughtfully*
Longer than nine minutes.
But it took us an hour to decide on pizza. And then another three quarters of an hour to decide on the toppings!
Yeah, and whose fault was that?
You're the monster who wanted olives AND pineapples on one pizza.
Ok, why is that such a strange concept to you?
NIX: You can have, like, a pizza with pineapples and a pizza with olives, SESH: Pineapple and olives are FINE!
NIX: But to have both on one pizza? SESH: Half the population agree that those are classic pizza toppings!
NIX: That's an affront to both god and man. SESH: *Aggravated sigh*
SESH: It doesn't matter.
What matters is that we decided on food friggin' two hours ago and I was hungry then!
Now I want to gnaw my own leg off!
*Laughs* Wait until the moon comes up and you might just be able to do that. *Clicks tongue*
I should call her.
See where she's at.
You could, buuuut... She left her phone here.
What? What good is that!?
What if she gets stuck out there when the moon rises-- *gasps*
What if she turns and she won't be able to call us??
*Mock horrified* She... Still wouldn't be able to call us because she'll be a wolf.
NIX: *Imitates a wolf howl* Awoooo! SESH: Smart arse.
Wait, oh-- hey! What're you doing?
Well, Presley ordered pizza on this phone so I'm just gonna call them and ask them where she's at.
Sesh, the moon isn't going to be up for hours, she has plenty of time.
You know that for a fact?
Yeah, actually, I do - you made us schedule moonrise onto our phones, remember?
Well now Presley doesn't have her phone on her, so how is she supposed to know what time she has to be back? So thank you for proving my point!
*gasp*
Who the hell is "Mitch"?
All hail Presley, Bringer of Sustenance!
Provider for her pack!
She Who Is Able to Drive One Handed While Keeping a Mountain of Pizza and Cider From Tipping Over!
Okay, what's wrong with you two? You- You're not... Hailing.
NIX: Nothing. Nothing's wrong at all! I mean, you're the weird one, asking what's weird. Weirdo. SESH: What? Nothing! Nothing's the matter. Everything is perfect. Nosiree.
Okay, what'd you do?
Uhh, we waited here patiently for you to bring us our pizza back and, seeing as it's been so long,
you can just hand me my pizza and I can contribute early to my death by heart disease.
*Presley clears throat*
We checked your phone and saw that you have been text-flirting with someone called "Mitch".
Sesh. Really. It's been all of five minutes.
Remind me never to rob a bank with you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
PRESLEY: I'm just gonna take this back. NIX: Yeah, for the best.
SESH: Wait. No, no, no, no! Pres. Pres. Pres!
PRESLEY: Yep. Yep. I'll be back. SESH: Come back!
NIX: It's fine, she left the pizza!
*Spooky Groove Theme Music*
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warning do not attempt or recreate any stunts or activity shown in this video
*mouse trap snap* OW You
*grunting*
KAA
OW
Ow OW
*motor cycle*
Dad: OWWW
*Mouse Trap snap* Ouch
Ow owwww
OWWWW dang it
OW
Uh OW... pfffft
*Off screen laughing*
Oh god, oh god
Kaa
KAA
Oh stop stop stop
Ow *Laughing*
*grunt*
*grunts*
Woah! I didn't say jump you werent on fire! *off screen laughing*
Nobody said jump you weren't on fire -oh gosh
*Mouse trap snap* Ouch *laughing*
OW, shit, somebody somebody -there's water, there's water
*mouse trap snap* OW *gasp*
Hi Yah... ow dang it *growls*
*grunts*
Ouch *off screen woo*
*off screen- is the sword bent up?
Ow ow it hurts... awwww. pffft
I opened my mouth
Ow *off screen: oh my
Ow, definitely snagged me
Oh my gosh *gasping*
OW
OW *off screen: that hurt I know
*background rock music playing*
okay well Ow
I didn't really do that
There's a welt on my butt
*Outro Music*
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Parkland Father Admits Doctoring CNN Email - Duration: 6:24.
THE MAJORITY OF STUDENTS WHO SURVIVED THE MASS SHOOTING
IN PARKLAND, FLORIDA HAVE BEEN SPEAKING OUT IN FAVOR OF
GUN CONTROL HOWEVER, THERE WAS APPARENTLY ONE STUDENT WHO
DID NOT AGREE WITH GUN CONTROL AND WANTED TO ASK A
QUESTION DURING CNN'S TOWN HALL ON THIS VERY TOPIC.
THE STUDENT HAD, HIS NAME IS COLTON HAAB.
HE HAD CLAIMED THAT CNN ESSENTIALLY WANTED TO SCRIPT HIS
QUESTION AND THEN LATER HIS FATHER RELEASED DOCTORED EMAILS
TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH CNN WAS TELLING HIS SON WHAT TO SAY
OR WHAT HE CAN AND CAN'T SAY.
SO
CNN FOUGHT BACK AND I'M GLAD THAT THEY DID BECAUSE THEY
RELEASED THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL VERSION OF THE EMAIL AND
YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT HERE.
AND YOU KNOW, IT SHOWS CLEARLY WHAT THEY HAD SAID, HI
GLENN, THAT REALLY IS WAY TOO LONG.
THEY ARE REFERRING TO THE QUESTION THAT COLTON WANTED
TO ASK.
THESE ARE QUICK QUESTION SO THAT WE CAN GET TO AS MANY
PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
THIS IS WHAT COLTON AND I DISCUSSED ON THE PHONE THAT
HE SUBMITTED.
HE NEEDS JUST HE NEEDS TO STICK TO THIS.
THAT LAST ONE IS THAT I READ TO YOU, THE LAST TWO SENTENCES
ARE THE SENTENCES IN QUESTION HERE.
THE DOCTORED EMAIL CHANGED THINGS A LITTLE BIT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEXT GRAPHIC.
IT SAID THIS IS WHAT COLTON AND I DISCUSSED ON THE PHONE.
HE NEEDS TO STICK TO THIS.
MAKING IT SEEM AS THOUGH THE PRODUCER SPOKE TO COLTON OVER
THE PHONE AND TOLD HIM WHAT TO SAY, WHICH IS NOT THE CASE.
JUST TO CLARIFY EVEN FURTHER, LET'S GO
TO GRAPHIC 55.
CNN DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG AND THE FACT THAT THE FATHER
HERE DOCTORED THE EMAIL IS SO INCREDIBLY LUDICROUS
BECAUSE HE IS MESSING NOT ONLY WITH THE REPUTATION OF CNN,
BUT HE IS MESSING WITH THE LIFE AND CAREER REPUTATION OF
THIS SPECIFIC PRODUCER WHO DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG.
FIRST GLENN HAAB SAID HE ACKNOWLEDGES OMITTING
SOME WORDS IN THE EMAIL BUT HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
THAT IS A LIE FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE A LIAR.
YOU SAID YOUR FAMILY SAID THAT CNN SCRIPTED THE QUESTIONS FOR
YOU BUT YOU KNEW WHAT THE REAL EMAIL SAID WHICH IS CAN YOU
STICK WITH THE QUESTION THAT YOU WANTED TO ASK THAT WE DISCUSSED
ON THE PHONE SO WHEN YOU TOOK THAT PART OUT, WHAT
COULD'VE POSSIBLY BEEN YOUR MOTIVATION?
AND IF YOU JUST SENT AN EMAIL AND ENOUGH SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT IT YOUR SON HADN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT YOU COULD
SAY MAY BE MADE A MISTAKE AND TOOK IT OUT AND IT'S AN
HONEST MISTAKE AND THEN HE REALIZED IT, MY BAD.
BUT YOU DOCTORED THE EMAIL AND THEN YOUR SON WENT ON TV
AND SAID LOOK WHAT CNN IS DOING, THEY SCRIPTED THE QUESTIONS.
THAT WAS A PURPOSEFUL LIFE, SO DON'T COME AROUND PRETENDING
NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, OOPS, DID WE MAKE AN HONEST MISTAKE?
THERE IS NOTHING HONEST ABOUT THAT MISTAKE AND IT WAS NOT
A MISTAKE, IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE.
IT WAS DONE IN A WAY AS ANA POINTS OUT, COULD'VE RUINED
THAT PRODUCER'S LIFE.
YOU KNOW HOW QUICKLY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA PANICS,
THEY COULD'VE EASILY FIRED HER.
THEY COULD'VE FIRED HER AND ALSO I KNOW FROM PERSONAL
EXPERIENCE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE HARASSED BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE
BOUGHT INTO DOCTORED THINGS THAT A BEEN PUT ON THE INTERNET ABOUT
YOU, THINGS ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER LIES, DOCTORED TWEETS,
WHATEVER IT IS SO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS PRODUCER WENT THROUGH
BUT I CAN IMAGINE THAT IT WAS HARSH AND DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH
AND I AM REALLY GLAD THAT CNN DID NOT PANIC AND THAT THEY
BACKED THEIR PRODUCER UP AND PROVIDED EVIDENCE TO THE
CONTRARY OF WHAT THIS FATHER AND SON HAD CLAIMED IN THE MEDIA.
NOW THIS IS SO OBVIOUS THAT EVEN TUCKER CARLSON AND SEAN
HANNITY ON FOX NEWS WHO HAD BEEN PUSHING IT SUPER AGGRESSIVELY
NOW SAY FINE, IT WAS DOCTORED.
LET'S MOVE ON.
WHEN FOX NEWS ADMITS THEY WERE WRONG, WOW.
IT IS SUPER CLEAR.
BUT ONCE AGAIN, WHAT HAPPENS?
ONE SIDE LIES AND THE OTHER SIDE DOESN'T.
IT IS AN UNEVEN PLAYING FIELD.
THEY DO IT REGULARLY, THEY DO IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE,
THEY'VE BEEN TAUGHT TO DO IT SO THE RIGHT WING MEDIA LIES
AND LIES NONSTOP.
NOW THEIR REGULAR CITIZENS ON THE RIGHT WING SIDE DON'T HAVE A
CASE TO MAKE SO THEY'RE LIKE WELL, WE CALL IT FAKE NEWS SO
IRONICALLY, LET'S MAKE SOMETHING FAKE AND THEN CHARGE THE
MEDIA WITH IT.
BECAUSE THEIR LEADERS GOT THEM USED TO LYING AND BY THE WAY,
MAINSTREAM MEDIA, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIED ABOUT
BEFORE YOU REALIZE IT IS NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, IT IS
NOT A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT AND I'M
GOING TO CALL IT 50-50.
IT IS NOT 50-50.
IS THERE NOBODY ON THE LEFT WING WHO HAS EVER TOLD A LIE?
OF COURSE, IT'S PREPOSTEROUS AND YOU SHOULD DO YOUR DUE
DILIGENCE AND MAKE SURE WHAT YOU ARE GETTING IS TRUE, BUT
THEY DO NOT DO IT SYSTEMATICALLY.
NAME A WEBSITE THAT DOES IT.
NAME A NETWORK THAT IS ON THE LEFT THAT DOES IT.
ON THE RIGHT WING SIDE, NAME A WEBSITE THAT IS A SO-CALLED
RIGHT WING MEDIA SITE THAT DOES NOT LIE ON A CONSISTENT BASIS,
PHOTOSHOP PICTURES, THINGS THEY HAVE TO RETRACT THAT THEY DO
NOT EVEN RETRACT, THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, LIE AFTER LIE.
ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THE PEOPLE WHO READ THAT AND
CONSUME THAT MEDIA HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO BE LIARS?
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Pumpkin Soup Recipe - طرز تهیه سوپ کدوحلوایی - Duration: 2:37.
Hello everybody
Welcome to my cooking channel
In this video, I want to cook
Pumpkin Soup
Hope you like it
Ingredients:
500 g pumpkin
1 big potato
1 medium carrot
1 small onion
1/2 cup cream
Salt and pepper to taste
Set the oven on 180 degree celcius
Put them pumpkin on a tray
And pop it in the oven for 1 hour
Heat up some olive oil on medium heat
And saute onions
Saute until golden
Then add potato and carrot
Pour 2 cups water, chicken or veggie stock
Set the heat on high
And bring the water to boil
Then lower the heat
Put the lid ajar and let it cook for 25 minutes
After 25 minutes, potato and carrot are cooked
Mix them in food Processor
Pumpkin is ready
Scrape pumpkin meat from shell halves and puree
And add it to the soup
Sprinkle salt and pepper
Put the lid on and let it simmer for 15 minutes
Now Pour cream and turn off the heat
Hope you enjoyed this video
And try this tasty soup
I'd be glad if you like and share this video
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