Thứ Bảy, 25 tháng 3, 2017

Waching daily Mar 25 2017

Yeah it came on little by little.

You know, coz when I was a lad I remember

my dad being the first one to give a

cheeky greeting to a homosexual or a

Muslim person or an Indigenous person.

In his lovable Aussie way, of course.

Yeah.

But then in the last couple of years since

the lefties took over the planet

he's just lost all of that

true blue joker spirit of his, you know?

Have you or someone you love lost all your energy?

Are you having trouble sleeping?

Do you sometimes open your mouth on public

transport and find you can't utter a

word for fear of liberal recrimination?

If so you may have contracted the new

super virus taking the Western world by storm

It's called

Silent Majority Syndrome.

People have no idea how hard it is

to watch someone who was once an

active vivacious bigot turn into a

cowering mess in the corner of the 86 tram.

But Martin's former fair dinkum

larrikin dad isn't the only one affected.

In 2017 Silent Majority Syndrome or SMS

is affecting approximately one of three white people.

Symptoms include increased irritability,

fear-induced muteness,

muteness-induced constipation,

and an entirely negligible loss of status.

Oi dad look.

There's a confident bigger woman.

Go on say something.

Come on dad,

Please.

Yeah there was a time my dad was hilarious

and kookaburra cool.

He wouldn't let a big lass walk by without a ripper of a gag like

Oi Kirstey Alley

or ey Kirstey Alley give us ya phone number

or Kirstie [censored] Alley.

But now nothing.

That's how I knew it was really bad cuz

he was a big fan of Kirstie Alley

jokes.

Oh dad

What have they bloody done to ya?

Long-term sufferers of the virus may

lose interest in all activities except

for voting in an entirely self-interested way

and skulking around meninist subreddits.

We don't really hear a word out of him for a few weeks

and then every now and then there's a few glimmers of hope.

Like the other day I thought he was missing and

he'd actually just snuck off early to a

pancake breakfast meet and greet with Pauline Hanson.

There is hope for people like old man Greg.

Our doctor told us to set him up with some other SMS sufferers

so you know he'd have someone to talk to.

And yeah luckily just the other day he matched with this woman

Just let me pull that up for ya

Can you see that?

Yeah she came over the other night for a pasta

and they got along really well so...

Although for an SMS sufferer she was very loud.

Guess there must be different strains.

Sorry

Come on dad

I'll stick on a Kirstey Alley

What d'you want, Cheers or Veronica's Closet?

Sorry sorry, come on

Yeah can we stop?

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THE ROSWELL ROCK A MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE OR AN ALIEN KEY - Duration: 5:33.

THE ROSWELL ROCK A MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE OR AN ALIEN KEY

An enigmatic object discovered not far from one of the Roswell crash sites is said to

posses some weird properties.

Is it some kind of message or an alien key?

In 2004, Robert L. Ridge, the 56 year old owner of a body shop in Roswell, New Mexico

went out bow hunting.

Little did he know he would chance upon a strange artifact that has since been dubbed

the Roswell Rock.

On September 4, while scouting a remote area for potential prey, Robert saw a small rock

covered with dirt.

When he cleaned it and noticed the strange symbols carved on its surface, Bob knew he

had found something special.

The patterns strongly resembled the ones usually depicted in crop circles: two crescent moons

joined at the corners.

Mr. Ridge said that the rock had been machined so perfectly, it must have been made by beings

who were clearly intelligent and advanced.

Because of the proximity to one of the two Roswell crash sites, the rock soon became

the subject of heated discussions regarding its potentially alien origin.

Several UFO researchers have examined the strange artifact and it was even featured

in an episode of G. Tsoukalos� Ancient Aliens.

The battery of tests performed on the Roswell Rock were unable to determine whether its

origins were alien or terrestrial.

roswell rockIf the rock is indeed alien, the fact that it was found near the place where

a flying saucer crashed (or was shot down) in 1947 could mean one of two things.

It was either aboard the UFO and managed to remain undiscovered for 57 years, until Robert

nearly stepped on it or it was planted at a later date by a different alien crew.

If this is the case, it could mean that we�re not so different and the Roswell Rock could

serve as a kind of memento for their fallen brethren.

Speculation around the chocolate colored rock are abundant, with one of the most popular

theory suggesting that it is in fact an alien message.

When inspecting the engravings, we notice the rock features a crescent with a smaller

circle underneath it.

This image is mirrored and both of them are encircled and overlap a larger circle with

diamond-like cuts in it.

Some say the larger circle represents an asteroid that will fly between the Moon and the Earth

and that the aliens intended to leave behind a cryptic warning meant to save who was smart

enough to decipher the message.

Other conspiracy theorists maintain that the outer circle represents the Sun and the smaller

circle containing the Earth and the Moon is the planet Nibiru and that the rock signifies

major changes are approaching us.

Another theory states that the mirrored images could point to the existence of a parallel

universe that can be accessed through a portal.

In this case, the rock could offer us a clue about the existence of an unopened wormhole

here on Earth.

But even if we were to leave aside these interpretations, the rock would still remain enigmatic on account

of its strange magnetic properties.

Just take a look at the following video:

The fact that in 1996, 4,000 miles away from Roswell, the same symbols appeared in a field

in Chiseldon, U.K. does little to help solve the mystery of the rock.

On a conspiracy forum, a woman claiming to be the daughter of a former NORAD engineer

said the first time she saw this rock it elicited a powerful emotional response in her and it

instantly reminded her of an incident that took place when she was 7 years old:

�When I was very young I went to a NORAD instillation with my father and his friends.

My father and his friends were doing tests on strangely folded metal triangles as well

as long bars or struts.

I didn�t see the tests I just remember them talking about the tests and how impossible

it was to understand this stuff.�

�These objects could be bent easily they could even be folded but they would return

to their original shape afterwards.

I remember them being very confused as to why these objects could not be cut, crushed,

melted with welding torches.

One metal triangle, if I remember correctly had a depression just off center and this

depression looked not only like this rock but if my memory is correct could possibly

be a housing for that type of stone.

[�] This type of stone as well as other types of objects were from what I can recall

similar to keys at least that is what I heard them being called��

If this is a key indeed, is there a chance we will ever find the doorway

it unlocks?

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Guillermo Allison le comete falta a Matías Britos y el árbitro pita penal - Duration: 0:22.

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Cure Stopping Thyroid At Home With Cataract - Duration: 11:33.

Cure Stopping Thyroid At Home With Cataract

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Cure Depression Stomach Pain With Only Garlic And Honey At Home

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[Touhou Vocal] [Sally] Oboro (spanish & english subtitles) - Duration: 5:08.

Enduring all the overflowing sadness

Without being able to run away from it

I'm not really here

Please, teach me how to preserve all this warmness

'Cause the sensation of your hand I've touched is already growing so pale, so weak…

You were smiling all over the long timespan of that dream

And it really felt like something that could have happened yesterday –

The rain has ceased and the rainbow is shining brightly in the sky

And the memories of your innocent smile are getting in between it

Farewell

As I waved my hand I finally realized it

Your cold, gentle poison-flavored kiss

Has left me tattered all over

Hey, I don't want to say goodbye to you

My words were those of a liar

Just let me perform the melody my broken heart is playing for you

For one last time…

I'm answering to the point I can't stop my tears

And I can't even walk anymore

I'm not really here

You gave me a present inside the dream I've tasted

A wire entwined to the thorn piercing my heart

The reason to unfasten it, its meaning, everything points at you

Until my thoughts, your memories and what you've left in my heart will disappear

Farewell

As I waved my hand I finally realized it

But you were so lovely and gentle

And I can't get away from your voice

Hey, I'll hold that hand which waved me goodbye

When I realized it

Your cold, gentle poison-flavored kiss

Has left me tattered all over

Hey, I don't want to say goodbye to you

Those were mere words of a liar

Just let me perform the melody the chains attached to me are playing for you

For one last time…

Translated by Shion

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Nightcore The Nightmare Academy (CC) - Duration: 3:04.

You can't see everything.

I carelessly misplaced my soul.

The emptiness, it crushes my bones.

In my weakness I, I crumble.

I've fallen victim to my real world!

You can't see everything.

Where's my body?

I think I sank beneath it.

Dark and empty under the waves of blankets.

Every corner, bedsheets bear the edge of the earth.

To emptiness I feel somebody pulling me.So

swim before the current pulls you in.

Awaken my body.

It took my very last breath to run away from what's left. I know it's a dream that we share.

At the end of the light I know there's safety. There's safety in waking!

You can't see everything.

Where's my body?

I think I sank beneath it. Dark and empty under the waves of blankets.

Every corner, bedsheets bear the edge of the earth. To emptiness I feel somebody pulling me. So

swim before the current pulls you in

Hang onto life on the other side to put your mind to rest.

When all the bodies collide in search of my own

This can't be how it will end End all alone.

Where's my body? I think I sank beneath it.

Dark and empty under the waves of blankets. Every corner, bedsheets bear the edge of the earth.

To emptiness I feel somebody pulling me. So swim before the current pulls you in.

Awaken My Body

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Senate Republicans Just Sold You Out to Advertisers - politics - Duration: 2:49.

Senate Republicans Just Sold You Out to Advertisers

along party lines, the U.S. Senate decided to kill FCC rules blocking your ISP from selling

your browsing history to the advertising industry without permission.

Should the change pass the House, as is expected, the likes of Comcast and Verizon will be able

to make money disclosing what you buy, where you browse, and what you search from your

own home, all without asking permission.

In an immediate signal that the vote will only benefit monied corporate interests and

not the roughly 70 percent of Americans with a home broadband connection, the Internet

& Television Association trade group gloated over their congressional victory:

�We appreciate today�s Senate action to repeal unwarranted FCC rules that deny consumers

consistent privacy protection online and violate competitive neutrality.

� Our industry remains committed to offering services that protect the privacy and security

of the personal information of our customers.

We support this step towards reversing the FCC�s misguided approach and look forward

to restoring a consistent approach to online privacy protection that consumers want and

deserve.�

It�s unclear how the broadband industry could be �committed� to user privacy while

backing regulatory changes that would permit the sale of users� private data.

NCTA spokesperson Joy Sims returned a request for comment and explanation with a link to

an unrelated section of the NCTA website.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation decried the vote as putting �ISP profits over your

privacy� and a potential �crushing loss for online privacy�:

ISPs act as gatekeepers to the Internet, giving them incredible access to records of what

you do online.

They shouldn�t be able to profit off of the information about what you search for,

read about, purchase, and more without your consent.

The EFF further warned that without the FCC protections, ISPs would not only be able to

commodify your browser history, but �[hijack] their customers� search queries and [redirect]

them to a place customers hadn�t asked for� and �inject ads into your traffic based

on your browsing history.� Should Republicans succeed in dismantling the Obama-era rules

through this action sponsored by Sen. Jeff Flake, the FCC would be barred from ever reestablishing

such consumer protections in the future.

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12 Dumbest Internet Domain Names Ever - Duration: 9:10.

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9 Year Old Girl Can Read Blindfolded After Activating Her Third Eye - Duration: 2:38.

9 Year Old Girl Can Read Blindfolded After Activating Her Third Eye

Picture of Blindfolded Girl Reading

By LJ Vanier,

Nine year old Yogamaatha, from India, astonished onlookers in the United States recently, as

she applied three blindfolds over her eyes and proceeded to read sentences from the piece

of paper in front of her.

How did she do this?

Yogamaatha claims that she attended a course at Gurukul, in India, where she was initiated

by a Guru and now possesses the unique ability to see with her third-eye.

She states that this mystical power is a �learned ability�, opposing those who believe that

gifts like these, are only for the chosen few.

Not only can she read blindfolded, this nine-year old states that she can also ride a bicycle

through traffic and dodge cars.

In this short video, Yogamaatha�s curious abilities bring her all of the way to Capital

Hill, where her eyes are covered and she is tested.

She then makes her way to a Vedic Temple in Southern California and the results were astonishing,

proving to onlookers that not only that she could read entire sentences, she also was

able to play games, and even beat another child without blindfolds, at tic-tac-toe!

Yogamaatha, is not the only child who has facilitating the teachings of the Guru�s

in India.

12-year-old Ma Nithya Maheshwarananda from Dallas, USA says she opened her third eye

just over a year ago while attending a three-week program.

In this program the Master, by use of initiation and meditation, cultivates the inner dimension

of yourself, by activating the pineal gland and nourishing the extrasensory abilities.

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Should Jagex Pay $10,000 To a Known DDoSer And Scammer? Deadman Tournament Drama - Duration: 6:08.

anyway either with my deadline for gafe

word ladies and gentlemen think of this

video as a little bit of a public

service announcement as something kind

of weird has just taken place now sorry

guys I want to try and make this a quick

video so i can upload it as soon as

possible meaning my daily giveaways will

happen next video not this video i am so

sorry but as we all know the end of the

dead man mode tournament has happened

and the winner has been proclaimed

however we have a huge problem because

the winner according to jagex are you

know on a twitter official page they

have announced that the winner is lit

bit now some of you may be wondering to

yourself what is the issue here well lit

bit I mean you can go and add this

runescape name in game if you add or if

you can add that username or you can go

in game and add the user name HC space

DB that is actually dead body otherwise

known as iron body now this name I bring

about to some of you because I actually

went a ham on this guy a few months ago

and not only did I fully expose this guy

for scamming tons of runescape players

back in zero percent commissions taking

days but I also exposed this guy foot d

Dawson people i have one exposed video

that shows that proves basically a

hundred percent he was scamming tons of

people back in a day and in my second

this video I expose him for detoxing one

of his clan members got recording of him

admitting to dee dah sing and gave it to

me in which I put in my second video

exposing him than his they decided to

disqualify him next up we have something

pretty important to talk about which

will open up some discussion and that is

dead body so today those already poster

came out stating that dead body was IP

banned on all of his accounts including

his iron man that had a 2,000 total that

that is really crazy now if you don't

know you know the drama surrounding dead

body I suggest you go on YouTube and you

type in like dead body exposed or

something and you can see to my videos I

have two videos exposing him one video

exposing him for scanning tons of people

back in a day and be tossing but you

know that wasn't confirmed yet then I

had the second video confirming that he

did also when we boys proof read

everything he was in it wasn't a

teamspeak conversation and he talks

about detoxing someone so apparently

jagex has taken action maybe he did

something else and they banned him now

the question here is shit jagex be

giving $10,000 to someone who not only

it takes you know how it takes in a

little bit of illegal activity I mean d

Dawson isn't really illegal I mean

depends on how much damage you do I

believe because Z Dawson can be seen as

a form of protest and I've said this

before if workers go to McDonald's and

they obstruct McDonald's for one day

that you know that isn't that form of

protest but if you did off and you do

damage then I believe this I'm not too

knowledgeable about this maybe some of

you can comment more about it down below

but the question is should jagex be

supporting this guy with this amount of

money for Sony who's not only stolen

money from other players but from

someone who's viciously attacked other

players would like be das attacks and

everything now all the links to the

videos will be down below and some of

you may be thinking well how can we ate

eggs you know exactly prove that it's

him well first of all his name is lit

bit re as I below he is the owner of the

lake clan I mean that's pretty much

common knowledge loneliness but to you

know smack the bill the nail on the

doorknob he went into alpha stream

afterwards and was talking about how

happy he was and talking about that he

won the money

I'm not so I was surprised good right

nobody left wipe them off the map though

they got fucking white I intensive right

on spring day I had 28 kills with the

young dude the whole 20 i got to know

kills that 28cm island that's all for

now I don't know if he's gotten it yet

but I mean it's not really my safe to

basically tell jagex not to pay him I

mean he did with when friend squid why

should his history affect the price

however this dude I believe some people

have said to me that he's banned on site

if you try to look up dead barting on

the high schoolers oh I am bought in

both of those accounts are banned I'm

both of those accounts were like Max and

we had really nice that so if he is

banned on site he wasn't even supposed

to be playing the tournament in the

first place because he's not allowed to

play runescape anyway I'm not here to

basically make a ruling I'm here to give

you guys your knowledge and I want all

of you to basically go and put you know

put the word out because this is

actually kind of crazy now it's kind of

you know some people are happy that rock

didn't win but then again what is better

raat winning or so in who detoxes and

steals money from players winning you

decide guys uh you know links to both

videos envelope you want to you know see

what I'm saying is proof you know

truthful about him scanning and

delousing both of those exposed videos

will be linked down below hope you guys

enjoyed your day

Oh

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Third Party Games On Nintendo Switch: An In-Depth Look - Duration: 22:24.

The Nintendo Switch has been out for a few weeks now and while everyone is enjoying Breath

of the Wild, Snipperclips, Bomberman and other launch window titles, many gamers are looking

to the future and wondering how third party support on Nintendo's newest console is

going to shake out.

Back in October when Nintendo first revealed the Switch, it tweeted an infographic boasting

a sampling of third party companies it was partnering with to make the Switch super groovy.

Now, such an infographic is nothing new and frankly, doesn't really mean much.

After all, it did the same thing with the Wii U and we all know how that turned out.

Over 300 games For Everything But Wii U!

But, Post Hoc Ergo Prompter Hoc and all that so let's take a look back at this initial

list of third party partners and see what's come of it so far.

Well, it's got more than double the names on it than the similar Wii U infographic had

so that's a step in the right direction!

Of course, as we learned with the Wii U, just because Nintendo has a partnership with a

third party company, that doesn't necessarily mean that partnership will bear fruit and

so it goes with this list.

At least so far.

Here are the companies that have yet to release or announce a game for the Switch.

Yep. 21 out of 48 have no released or announced games for the Switch.

That's nearly half the names on the list!

Now, what might stick out to you is the fact that every company in the bottom two rows

is circled.

That's because those companies are predominately providers of middleware solutions, not game

development studios.

Let's plow through 'em real quick like and see what they do.

RecoChoku is a music download service.

Wwise is Audiokinetic's audio authoring tool.

Autodesk makes animation software such as 3DS Max and Maya.

CRI Middleware provides audio/video encoding software.

DeNA is working with Nintendo on its mobile games but has confirmed it is not developing

games for the Switch so it will probably work on network stuff.

Epic is providing Unreal Engine 4.

It does make games too but nothing's been announced.

FMOD is Firelight Technologies' sound effects engine.

Havok is the company behind the popular physics engine of the same name.

RAD Game Tools provides video and data compression codecs and other stuff.

Silicon Studio offers game engines and other middleware but is also the developer behind

3D Dot Game Heroes and the Bravely Default games.

Nothing announced for Switch though.

Ubitus offers cloud gaming solutions.

Unity, another game engine.

And Web Technology Corp makes a smart device optimization tool and a 2D sprite animation

data creation tool.

So, no games but good, valuable stuff nonetheless.

Now, among the remaining dedicated game studios and publishers, 8 of 'em have yet to release

or announce any games for the Switch.

There are also four companies on this list whose announced games are published by another

company whose name is also on this list.

So, this infographic engages in a little double dipping.

Okay, keeping in mind that 10 of these companies are providers of middleware and not game studios,

how many games have been released or announced by this group of 48 third parties?

50.

Now, it's important to remember that we have no information on many of these games

beyond "it's coming!"

When?

Don't know.

Is it exclusive to the Switch?

From the information we have so far, of these 50 games, only two are exclusive to Switch.

Unless you're super generous and count new versions of existing games in which case,

five.

But what about multiplatform games?

Are they releasing on the Switch the same day they debut on other systems?

While many of these 50 games don't yet have release dates we do know that 30 of them,

over half, are available or will be available on other platforms before they're available

on the Switch.

Alright, with all that out of the way, let's take a look at the specific titles Switch

gamers are getting out of this list of third party partners so far.

First on the list is 505 Games, who is bringing three titles to the Switch, most notably,

Koji Igarashi's spiritual successor to the Castlevania games, Bloodstained: Ritual of

the Night.

It's developed by Inti Creates, who you might notice is also on this list, and is

penciled in for a 2018 release on pretty much everything.

Not an exclusive, but damn nice to have.

Hopefully it comes out at the same time and the same price as every other version.

Looking at you, RIME!

505 is also bringing us Portal Knights, a Minecraft-esque adventure game that hit Steam

in Early Access early last year and hits consoles… someday.

Lastly, 505 is bringing Terraria to the Switch, a game that first appeared on PC back in 2011

and has hit pretty much every platform since then.

Including the Wii U.

Next up is a company everyone recognizes, Activision, who has but a single game for

the Switch.

Now you might be thinking, oh that's easy.

Call of Duty, right?

Nope.

No Call of Duty game has been announced for the Switch but, to be fair, this year's

Call of Duty installment hasn't been announced yet at all so, you know, fingers crossed.

How about a port of Destiny?

Nope, its sole game for the Switch thus far is Skylanders: Imaginators.

It's been out on every other console for six months but, you know, cool.

Hopefully, Activision has more in store for Nintendo fans.

Moving on we have Arc System Works, best known for the Guilty Gear and Blazblue series of

fighting games.

Switch, so far, isn't getting any of the Guilty Gear action the PS3 and PS4 will enjoy

next May but the company did announce a "BlazBlue series-related title" for Nintendo's console.

Is it exclusive?

Multiplatform?

Port of an existing Blazblue title?

Is it coming this year?

Next year?

We don't know!

It also announced New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers, an enhanced version of a town-building

sim that came out on the 3DS in Japan over a year ago.

But that's not all!

Arc System Works brought another game to the Switch, Othello.

Yep, Othello.

So far as I can tell, one of the Switch's very few exclusive third party games.

Yay!

Next up is the always awesome, Atlus.

Owned by Sega, who is also on the list, Atlus is best known for the Shin Megami Tensei and

Persona games.

The Switch isn't getting a port of Persona 5 but it is getting a Shin Megami Tensei game!

New?

Exclusive?

This year?

Next year?

We don't know yet!

Hopefully we'll see more from Atlus but an entry in one of its best known series is

certainly nice to see.

Bandai Namco.

When I think of Bandai Namco, I think of Tekken and the Tales RPGs.

You might think, hey, Tekken 7 is coming out on PC and consoles in June.

Are we getting Tekken 7?

Well, if we are, Bamco ain't saying yet but it did announce a Tales game.

No idea if it's exclusive, multiplatform, or a port of an existing title but hey, Tales.

But that's not all, we're also getting a Taiko Drum Master game, which we also don't

know if it's new, old, multiplatform or what, and a port of Dragon Ball Xenoverse

2, which came out last fall on PC, PS4 and Xbox One.

But hey, it's new to Nintendo fans!

Bethesda.

So many awesome franchises.

Are we getting a port of last year's amazing Doom?

Nope.

Fallout 4?

No.

Wolfenstein?

No.

Dishonored 2?

No.

Dare we hope for a port of Prey which hits PC, PS4 and Xbox One this May?

Sure.

But that almost certainly ain't happening.

So, what the hell is Bethesda bringing us?

So far as we know, one game.

Skyrim.

Yep, next fall you can pay full price for a game that came out in 2011 and has since

seen release on everything but Nintendo platforms.

Are we at least getting last fall's special edition which you can buy on the PS4 or Xbox

One, right now, for $30?

Who knows?

Bethesda won't say.

But hey, portable Skyrim!

Capcom!

The house that Mega Man built, and then was subsequently evicted from, is in a position

to bring a bunch of cool games to the Switch.

So what do we get?

A port of the recently released Resident Evil 7?

No.

Well, I guess the Switch isn't really powerful enough to run it but it could run Resident

Evil Revelations which was recently announced for PS4 and Xbox One.

I mean, it ran on the Wii U so the Switch could handle it no problem!

But Capcom didn't include the Switch in its announcement.

How about Marvel vs Capcom Infinite?

A 3D fighting game might not be too taxing for the Switch.

But it's only announced for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.

Surely we're getting Disney Afternoon Collection, a compilation of six Disney-themed Nintendo

classics like Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck and Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers.

Nope.

So what is Capcom actually bringing to the Switch?

Street Fighter.

The year old but still relevant Street Fighter V?

No.

Street Fighter 2.

Specifically, Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers, a port of an undeniably

awesome but decades old game.

This version boasts modern HD sprite work, just like 2008's Super Street Fighter II

Turbo HD Remix did, and two new characters: Evil Ryu and Violent Ken.

I mean sure, they're little more than pallet swaps and even then they've appeared in

other Street Fighter games but, uh... this version has an exclusive first-person mode

where you smack down waves of Shadoloo Soldiers.

Personally, I don't count this as an exclusive.

Extra modes and gameplay tweaks or not, it's still Street Fighter II.

Which is great as the game is a classic for a reason but hopefully Capcom has more for

us down the line.

Maybe Monster Hunter?

Eh?

Eh?

Codemasters is on the list.

Known for racing franchises such as F1, Grid, and Dirt.

Codemasters has yet to announce anything for the Switch.

Electronic Arts.

Known for a ton of stuff like Battlefield, The Sims, Madden, Need For Speed, Dead Space

and…

Mass Effect.

Is the Switch getting a port of Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Ha ha ha, no.

The only game EA has announced for the Switch is FIFA 18.

Hopefully it will be the same FIFA 18 that everyone else gets unlike that shady shit

EA pulled on the Wii U, packaging FIFA 12 in a FIFA 13 box.

More info on that in this video if you're interested.

From Software is on the list, makers of Dark Souls and Bloodborne.

Are we getting a Souls game?

Are we?

Who knows?

From Software hasn't yet announced anything for the Switch.

Frozenbyte, best known for the Trine games, has one game announced for the Switch, the

nifty-looking action strategy game, Has-Been Heroes.

What I find most interesting about this game, at least in the context of this video, is

that the game's publisher is GameTrust, the next company on Nintendo's list of third

parties.

How many games is GameTrust publishing for the Switch?

So far as we know, only one: Has-Been Heroes.

Mmm hmm.

We see what you're doing there Nintendo.

Grasshopper is Suda51's studio, responsible for wonderful cult classics like No More Heroes

and Killer7.

What's he got up his sleeve for the Switch?

A No More Heroes game?

Maybe?

Apparently it's something with series protagonist Travis Touchdown.

We'll just have to wait and see.

No idea when it's coming out, if it's exclusive or what but hey, it's Suda51 and

that's always exciting.

Gungho, probably best known for its Puzzle & Dragons games, has not yet announced anything

for the Switch.

Hamster is bringing a bunch of old NEOGEO games to consoles.

As of this recording it has released eight of them on the Switch eShop: King of Fighters

'94, King of Fighters '98, Metal Slug 3, NAM-1975, Shock Troopers, Waku Waku 7,

World Heroes Perfect and NEO Turf Masters.

While no additional games have been announced, it's a solid bet we'll see more release in

the coming weeks and months.

Inti Creates, the developer behind the Azure Striker Gunvolt, Mega Man Zero and Mega Man

ZX series of games, is bringing two titles to the Switch: Bloodstained: Ritual of the

Night, which I already mentioned is being published by 505 Games, and Blaster Master

Zero which, if you're wondering, is also on the 3DS so it doesn't count as

an exclusive.

Nintendo exclusive, yes.

Switch exclusive, no.

Next is Koei Tecmo, known for Dead or Alive, Ninja Gaiden, Fatal Frame and the various

Warriors games.

What have they got for Switch?

A port of the recent and well-reviewed Nioh?

No, but the Switch and 3DS are getting a Fire Emblem Warriors game so that's cool.

It also ported the year-old Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII and three-year-old Nobunaga's

Ambition: Sphere of Influence to the Switch.

Konami.

Castlevania.

Metal Gear.

Silent Hill.

Pro Evolution Soccer.

So many possibilities.

Are we getting a port of Metal Gear Survive?

Nope.

Konami released Super Bomberman R for the Switch's launch and has announced nothing

else.

But hey, Bomberman is a Switch exclusive.

That's two!

Othello and Bomberman!

Yay!

LEVEL-5, known for Professor Layton, Inazuma Eleven, Yo-Kai Watch and Ni No Kuni.

Is the Switch getting the Ni No Kuni sequel?

Don't know.

LEVEL-5 has yet to announce anything for the Switch.

Marvelous, is best known for the Story of Seasons games, formerly known as the Harvest

Moon games, and wouldn't you know it, the Switch is getting a Story of Seasons game!

And… that's all we know.

Don't know if it's exclusive or when it's coming.

Maximum Games.

It's publishing a game called Troll and I.

It came out on PC, PS4 and Xbox One this month and launches on the Switch sometime in Q2.

Nipon Ichi Software, probably best known for the Disgaea games, is bringing Disgaea 5 Complete

to the Switch which includes all the DLC from the PS4 game that came out back in 2015.

Parity Bit is bringing a Derby Stallion game to the Switch.

That's all we know at this point.

Platinum makes awesome games: Bayonetta, Wonderful 101, Vanquish, MadWorld and the recently released

Nier: Automata.

Is Switch getting in on some of that action?

Who knows?

Platinum has yet to announce anything for the Switch.

SEGA.

Sonic.

Yakuza.

Total War.

Yakuza.

Phantasy Star.

Yakuza and other great game series like Yakuza.

Unfortunately, SEGA has already said no to Yakuza on Switch but we are getting: a Shin

Megami Tensei game, which as I mentioned earlier, is developed by Atlus who's also on the list,

Puyo Puyo Tetris, two years old but new to the west, and two Sonic games, Sonic Mania

and Sonic Forces, both of which are set to hit multiple platforms later this year.

Spike Chunsoft is known for the Zero Escape games, the Danganronpa series and other assorted

RPG goodness such as the early Dragon Quest games.

Unfortunately, it has not announced anything for the Switch.

Square Enix.

Final Fantasy.

Kingdom Hearts.

Tomb Raider.

Hitman.

Deus Ex.

All of those franchises have upcoming or recently released games.

Are any of them coming to Switch?

Not that Square Enix has said so far.

But, it does have a fair number of other games coming to Switch: a bundle of both Dragon

Quest Heroes games, Dragon Quest X, Dragon Quest XI, and I Am Setsuna.

These are all multiplatform games but hey, I'm happy to have them.

It's also bringing Minna de Wai Wai!

Spelunker, an update of the 2015 PS4 title Spelunker World, and Seiken Densetsu Collection

a port of three RPGs from the '90s we in the west would know better as Final Fantasy

Adventure, or Mystic Quest in Europe, and Secret of Mana 1 & 2, the latter of which

was never released outside of Japan so it's super awesome to finally get that.

Square Enix also announced a really cool-looking RPG currently known as Project Octopath Traveler.

No idea when it's coming out or if it's exclusive but I'm excited to learn more

about it!

Starbreeze Studios.

Known for...

Payday 2 and Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons.

Interestingly, it has money in both Psychonauts 2 and System Shock 3.

The former has been announced for PC, PS4 and Xbox One in 2018 and the latter has no

release date or announced platforms.

Could the Switch see a port of either one?

Who knows?

Starbreeze has not announced anything for the Switch.

Take-Two.

Yep, Nintendo's partnered with Take-Two.

Does this mean Grand Theft Auto?

Bioshock?

Borderlands?

Civilization?

Red Dead Redemption 2?

All that's been announced so far is NBA 2K18.

Telltale Games.

Creators of much lauded adventure games such as the Walking Dead which is currently in

the middle of its third season.

Will the Switch get a port?

Hasn't been announced.

What about their recently concluded Batman game?

A Russian retailer listed it but there's been no official announcement.

How about the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy game?

Unfortunately, the Switch ain't among the announced platforms for that series.

But, Telltale has announced one game for the Switch, last year's Minecraft: Story Mode:

The Complete Adventure.

Better than nothing.

THQ Nordic, probably best known for Darksiders, has not announced anything for the Switch.

Moving on.

Tokyo RPG Factory made I Am Setsuna which launched on the PC and PS4 last year and launch

day on Switch.

Square Enix owns this studio and is publishing its game so here we have another instance

of Nintendo double dipping a bit on its third party partners list.

Cheeky.

TT Games, owned by Warner Bros.

Interactive, who is also on this list, is known for LEGO games.

Lots and lots of LEGO games.

There are two announced for the Switch at this point, LEGO Worlds which launched earlier

this month on PC, PS4 and Xbox One, the Switch version hasn't been dated yet, and LEGO

City Undercover which came out on the Wii U four years ago and launches on the PC, PS4,

Xbox One and Switch in April.

Okay, Ubisoft.

Known for a ton of popular franchises such as Prince of Persia, Splinter Cell, Assassin's

Creed, Watch Dogs, Far Cry and a metric crap ton of Tom Clancy games.

Speaking of which, how about a Switch port of the recently released Ghost Recon: Wildlands?

No?

Okay, how about a Switch port of last month's For Honor?

No?

Okay, how about a Switch port of South Park: The Fractured But Whole which should be coming

out sometime in the next year?

No?

Okay, well, what is the Switch getting out of Nintendo's partnership with Ubisoft?

A port of last fall's Just Dance 2017, a port of the four-year-old Rayman Legends,

and a port of last December's extreme winter-sports game, Steep.

There's also that rumored Mario and Raving Rabbids RPG but nothing's been announced.

Help us oh E3 Kenobi, you're our only hope.

And finally, Warner Bros.

Interactive, known for the Batman Arkham games, Mortal Kombat and plenty others.

So whatcha got on the table for the Switch, WB?

We getting a port of next May's Injustice 2?

No?

How about a port of next August's Middle-earth: Shadow of War?

Nope.

All that Warner has announced are the two LEGO games TT Games is working on.

Yep, these two companies, represent the same two games.

Oh Nintendo.

And there you have it.

The sampling of third party partners that Nintendo showed off last October has delivered

or announced a total of 50 games so far.

Over half of them will release on other platforms first or are already out on other platforms,

and in some cases, have been for years.

Almost none of them are exclusive, meaning you don't actually need a Switch to play

the vast majority of them.

And while there's absolutely some great content among these 50 games, the Switch is

still missing out on almost 20 of these companies' major multiplatform games.

Of course, most of them wouldn't run on the less powerful Switch without being scaled

back in some way but it's still disappointing.

However, these are not the only third parties working with Nintendo.

Image and Form, for example, is bringing SteamWorld Dig 2, Yacht Club Games is bringing Shovel

Knight, Playtonic is bringing Yooka-Laylee.

Choice Provisions is bringing Runner3, one of the Switch's incredibly rare third party

exclusives.

All told, there are well over 100 games on or announced for the Switch and hopefully,

there's lots more great stuff to come for Nintendo's newest platform.

E3 is only three months away.

Are you excited?

I'm excited.

And that's why I'm sitting behind this table.

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who knows' if thou hast found

Who says branded,who says spotted

of Indelible There's Only a Marked doom

you search the comfort in A twisted man...

But the fate is mocking and my breath is already short

There is no cure for us,There's no medicine

if I feel Lonely with you on my side

A shower of a cold blood

I'm so lost that I can't find myself

Nothing happens out of nowhere I am sure

My ambition has far exceeded my talent

if I could erase all the evil I would drink it like absinthe,tonight

And how many times I wanted to scream but I was silent

thinking about the things That I missed and Imagine that was different

are months that I do not look myself in the mirror

It is a bit 'I suspect that in the reflection there is the mask that they put on me

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Hello everyone! Today I will be making a SPEEDPAINT bout my OC, Cory!

Omg im failing ;^;

Will be only one breakiing 4th wall

Done with the sketch

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brb

un-claimed brb

done inking OwO

now to get rid of the sketch

I'm sorry for me pausing occasionally

My friend is texting me

Shoutout to her! I'll leave her channel in the description.

now to the color

Now I shall color

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I'm not shading =-=

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I give up (this was torture)

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