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In this video I create some eye-catching

images using a reflective background.

Hello I'm Gavin Hoey

and you're watching AdoramaTV

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for us photographers

and once again you join

me in my small home studio.

Now I've got a different kind

of background to work with today.

Normally I like matt backgrounds,

things that don't reflect

light very much.

This couldn't be more different.

This stuff is called Mylar

You get it on rolls.

It's very popular with

the hydroponics community

and it's one and a half meters wide,

20 meters long,

I've got loads of this stuff.

So much so

that I thought well,

not only will I put

it on the background

but I made a little wooden frame

and I've just stuck some

to the wooden frame as well

and really what

I've made is a nice little

reflective corner.

Now this stuff

isn't like a mirror.

It's full of distortions

and lines and creases

that adds a bit of interest

for me,

hopefully that will create some

interesting pictures.

It certainly is going to be

a challenge to work with,

so let's get some lights set. Let's get

a model in.

Let's get shooting.

So to help me out

with this shoot once again I've

been joined by Beth

who's going to be the model for today.

Now let's talk about lighting

this could be a shot where you think

you need loads of lighting,

but in fact, I'm going to

keep it really simple,

with a single light to begin with.

We may add more as we go through

but the angle of light is important.

Now normally when I'm shooting

a portrait, I'll have my light around

about head height

or just slightly higher,

but in this case,

what I'm going to get

some reflection from the background

and the angle of the light is

going to impact that reflection,

so a shiny surface

is going to give me light

bouncing around in all different

directions, that's going to be great,

but there will be a reflection, let's see

where it goes when I take this shot.

Here we go Beth.

As you can see the

reflection is there

and it's going straight through

the middle of Beth's head,

which might be perfectly okay

but for me,

I really want to get it away

from Beth's head

and the simple solution

for that, is elevate the light.

Now when you get the light higher

the angle that

the light comes in

is going to hit this

at a different angle.

It's going to bounce away at a different angle.

I'm going to see it differently

from the cameras

point of view,

so it's worth

experimenting with the height

and position of your light

until you find

something that works with your

reflective background.

Okay let's try this one.

So there's still definitely

a reflection in there.

I actually don't mind that

but now it is definitely higher,

up away from Beth's head

and that's where I'm going to leave it.

Now normally when I'm working

in the studio,

I don't worry about what's

behind the camera.

You don't get to see the mess

that is my studio

but in this case

with the shiny background

that's not true

in fact what

you're seeing in the background

here is a reflection of my studio

and if I get myself in the wrong place,

I'm even in the background itself,

so with shiny backgrounds

you must think about what's

behind your camera,

as well as what's in front,

in other words I need to tidy or

simplify my studio.

I've got a really

neat trick for that.

So what I've done is

I've got one of my normal studio

backgrounds

and I've just popped it up

to the side,

so effectively we now have

a three sided box.

Now this isn't going to

be a complete cure

because I may still

see some things that are sort of that

way, but it should at least stop the

reflections from this side,

bouncing into

one of the panels.

Let's take a shot

and see how this looks.

Okay Beth here we go.

Now that works really well, it certainly

cleans up the shot, but it's not

absolutely perfect

and when I look, I can

actually see a small area of red,

now what that is,

it was actually this which

is the tube I'm using

to hold the Mylar material.

It's just bright enough to be

seen in the shot,

so look out for things

that are strong colors

and take them out

of your scene.

Let's just try that once again.

So that looks really good,

it's nice and simple

and yet it lacks

a splash of color

now for color,

I'm going to add that in

using a second light,

in this case it is the new flashpoint

eVolv 200 and I've got a colored gel

on the front.

Now my idea is really simple.

I'm going to point that at my gray

background here,

of course it doesn't

have to be a gray background

it could just be the side

of my studio wall.

It will reflect the color

and that's going

to be seen in these panels.

I'm just going to pop it

into the scene

but what I don't know

is exactly where to point it.

I know I don't want to point

it at Beth

because then she's going

to come out

just really strong blue color.

I'm going to point it

at the background

and hope that it works.

Now this really is

a trial and error.

It's not a perfect

every single time shot

and if you move your camera angle

it's going to look different as well,

so do bear that in mind,

this really is experimentation

as you shoot.

Right Beth let's give that a whirl,

here we go,

so that works nicely.

I do get that blue pattern

on the opposite wall to the one

I'm lighting

but clearly the wall on the

right hand side,

well that's still a gray color.

What can I do about that?

Well I suppose I could add

in extra lights

that would work,

in this case what I want to do however

is just take the

light I've already got

and move it.

So I'm going to move it

just a tiny amount

it's going to come from,

well here to here,

I'm also going to angle it back so

some of the lights

will hit the lens of the camera,

hopefully that should give me

a nice sort of blue lens flare.

Just fill up this area a little bit.

Let's try it

see how it goes.

Okay Beth, here we go.

So that works really well,

we've got a light up high.

We've got a light color

in the background.

I reckon we're ready to do

the shot so Beth, are you ready?

Okay let's take some pictures

here we go.

Those are really good,

that was superb

however we can mix it up

a little bit in

a couple of different ways.

I could change my position,

although moving

around does have an impact

so I'm going

to be fairly static here.

The other way

I can change it is,

change the color of the gel.

We had a blue gel before.

I'm going to swap to a yellow

or sort of gold color gel,

try and match Beth's outfit

a little bit.

If you're really struggling

with reflections

in your background

or you just want to change

the look and feel of your shot

then change

the angle of the second board

compared to the background.

Here I've got it much tighter

and that means that this side here

whoa, is actually

reflecting this wall rather

than this wall,

now that means I need to

change the light

that's adding the color,

so rather than it shining directly

over to the side,

it's now shining as if this

was a triangle

filling this area with

light and color.

Again experimentation is

the key to getting this right,

so let's take a shot

and see how it looks.

Okay here we go Beth.

Now that looks absolutely

brilliant.

I love that,

so let's take a

few pictures like this

and see how this

changes the look

and feel of our shiny

background sheet.

Amazing brilliant! Okay,

well those are absolutely fabulous

Beth did some brilliant poses there

Looks so good in our little reflective corner

but there is a bit of work

to do in Photoshop

so let's get one of these pictures

into Photoshop

and we'll do some editing

right now.

With the light bouncing around

off the shiny surfaces

and color gels

thrown into the mix.

It's not surprising

there's always going to be

a bit of Photoshop work to do

to really get the most

out of these images.

Now you might be thinking

I'm going to spend ages

cloning out some of those weird

sort of distortions,

well I actually quite like those

those were part of the background

and therefore I'm going to keep

most of them in the final image

but the color

that's really the thing I want to adjust

let's have a look.

So the color in this shot

is as it came

off the camera

and it worked really well.

This is the yellow gel

but it was the same with the blue gel.

Good looking color here,

good looking color here,

but this area where the light

really was quite strong

and reflecting hard back

into the camera,

it's gone back to white

and this bit I just need to

mist here it just seems

to got a bit gray.

So to add

in the colors

I'm going to do a few things.

First thing is to come over

to the layers panel

and I'm going to click

on the new layer icon

to get a blank new layer

and it's on that layer,

I'm going to add in my own color.

Now my color I'm going to find

by coming over to the

foreground color swatch,

clicking on that

and then clicking inside the image.

I'm actually going to choose

so around here somewhere

but just like that and click okay,

so that's going to add that color as

my foreground color.

That's what I end up

using when I use a tool

like the paint brush tool

so let's use the brush tool

and we'll just brush over here,

like that everywhere

where I want to re-color the image.

Now you're probably looking at

that and thinking

that is very unconvincing

and you know what you're

absolutely right, it really

doesn't look good yet

but the secret was layers.

When you break your images into different

layers, you can start to control each bit

independently.

In this case I can really

fine-tune the color

using layer blending modes.

Now layer blending modes are going

to be found here on the layers panel

where it says "normal"

I can drop this down

and choose any of the others

they're all going to look different.

I mean "overlay"

often looks quite good but

in this case it just looks a little bit

too gold. The one I'm actually going to

use is right down towards the bottom

where it says "color"

which kind of makes

sense because I am playing with the

colors a bit.

I'm also going to change

the opacity just so I can blend

and control how much of the color

I've added is seen

along with the original,

that allows me to get a fairly good blend

between the colors

in their surrounding areas

and the color I've added in.

Now there's always going to be little areas

where I probably want to go and add my

own little bits and pieces in

and with a few extra tweaks

and adjustments there it is.

My final image is completed.

Setting up a reflective background

in my small home studio

was remarkably simple to do

and the results were incredibly unique.

Now if you've enjoyed this

and you want

to leave me a comment,

please do below,

but more importantly

if you want to see more videos from myself

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I'm Gavin Hoey,

thanks for watching.

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hey guys this is with gy6 slow-mo back

again with some tracers versus

ballistics gel this time got

nine-millimeter using the century arms

UC9 we're shooting ballistic

Gel down there we're using the exact

same ballistics gel blocks that we used

in the 22 long-rifle video results were

less than amazing so I'm very interested

to see how it performs with 9-millimeter we'll

take a few shots and see what we get on

the gel I'm guessing more penetration a

little bit better burn but overall very

interesting to see what happens with the

tracer and as we get to bigger calibers

it's only going to get more entertaining

I have the

high-speed darkened down a little bit

compared to the 22 let's see if we can

see that tracer a little bit better if

not I'll bring it back up in the future

videos let's see

so first block 16in this one 16in, 4 inches

short looking at roughly 28 inches of

penetration that's a pretty decent thud

I'm not gonna lie

so that first shot impacted but the

round was kind of a dud it wasn't

burning caused a sonoluminescence

flash in the middle of the gel that's

what it's called look it up but let's

try it again hopefully we'll get a good

trace on this one because it sucks

without tracer right kinda pointless

that round has low-impact on the gel went down hit

the table bounced back up in the second

block still got about the same

penetration but this time at the very

end you can see that tracer start

igniting and it burns out inside the

ballistics gel but not exactly what

we're looking for let's set the table

back just a little bit gives that round

a little bit more time to ignite we

might do this in future videos as well

because some rifle rounds aren't good

until like 30 yards so we'll see okay

we're about to start the 45 ACP tracer

video which you'll be seeing after this

one in about maybe a week or so so stay

tuned we decided to do a little bit

longer range we realized that you guys

were going to be saying you know the

nine millimeters can only work past

twenty yards not that close and know

what you might be right it does give it

a little bit more flight time a little

more time to start igniting on that

backside of the round because it needs

oxygen to start going and as it's flying

through the air you know it goes into

the gel and the gel kind of snuffs out

... maybe so we're at 25 yards now

that should give the round plenty of

time to start igniting and enter into

the ballistics gel fully lit and

there'll be no excuses

come on baby

The round goes in the second block and stops

about the exact same distance as all the

other 9-millimeter rounds from these

tracers have been going which is kind of

cool to see even at 25 yards but we also

saw the same consistency in permanent

wound cavity damage when the round was

burning it's causing that bubbling

effect because the rounds burning is

pushing out gas is pushing out heat it's

melting the gel around it and causing an

open wound so if that were to go inside

you yes it's going to do the same thing

in a lot of different ways though I

can't wait for bigger projectiles as

this goes forward thank you so much for

watching guys I appreciate this is Andrew

with GY6slowmo want to say a big shout out

to grip-key.com grip-key.com is one

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5 Tips To Find The Best Brand For YOU | Discover Perfect Brands For Your Body Type - Duration: 10:38.

Antonio, what brands do you recommend?

People ask me this question all the time and to be honest guys, it's a question I can't

answer correctly because the perfect brand for me is not going to be the perfect brand

for you.

What I can do though, I can give you five tips on how to find the perfect brand based

off of your unique needs.

Tip number one, gentlemen.

Fit is king.

I've talked about this numerous times on my channel.

If it doesn't fit you don't buy it.

It doesn't matter what brand it's from and if it's 99% off.

You're not going to be wearing it, you're not going to fall in love with this brand

because it's never going to look good on you.

Now, you can adjust clothing to a point usually about one size, you can bring it down.

It's oftentimes difficult to let clothing out unless it's got extra fabric in it.

But, ideally you find a brand that works for your body the way it is.

And you're going to have to look you're going to have to search especially if you're hard

to fit.

If you are 6' 9" 320 lbs, it's hard to find clothing.

If you are 5' 2" 100 lbs, it's hard to find clothing.

So, if you are you're this size, you're one of those extreme ends, then you definitely

want to find a brand that is making clothing to suit you.

All right, gentlemen.

So, I've got a model for this video.

Yes.

Bryan, get over here.

This guy right here is a good friend of mine.

I'm in Southern California and I'm like, Bryan, you know, we need to get some clothing from

Peter Manning who is the paid sponsor of this video.

This brand does not target me, they are made for the not so tall guy.

Bryan, tell me what was your impression of when you tried this clothing on right outside?

I mean we got the box over there, you just tried this on.

Bryan: I couldn't believe how everything fit me.

Antonio: Because every time he goes to shop, things are usually too big that you've got

issues just as a not so tall guy, you know 5' 7", right?

Bryan: Yeah.

Antonio: And so so and you guys 5' 5", I can tell you, I'm 5' 9".

I am outside of Peter Manning's range.

Find a brand that actually excludes a good portion of the population because you want

to look at a brand who is great who is freaking awesome for 10% for 5% of the population versus

a brand that tries to appease everyone because if it tries to appease everyone, it fails

in all respect.

So, this is right of right out the box?

Bryan: Yeah.

Antonio: Look at these shoulder points right here.

You got to make sure those shoulders fit properly because if it doesn't, it doesn't matter,

I mean, yeah, you can may be take it to a master tailor or a guy that actually maybe

builds leather jackets, but at that point you might as well go custom.

Then, we're looking at the sleeve length.

Pretty good, right?

Bryan: Awesome.

Antonio: On a leather jacket, you know, this is where you want to find a particular brand

that works for you.

Peter Manning makes these leather jackets.

So, some of you guys out there you're like, Antonio, I can never find a t-shirt that works

for me.

You know boom!

You want to look at those points right there.

Look at how far it goes down the arm, overall the fit.

T-shirts are going to be something that you don't want to get those, you know, you're

not going to adjust them to fit.

Now, you got a pair of jeans on.

Bryan: Yeah.

Antonio: And, one thing that you told me about the jeans is that it wasn't like basically

there wasn't an issue in the crotch area, it fits you really well.

Bryan: Yeah.

It fit amazing.

Antonio: Now, throughout this video, we're going to actually have a few more outfits

all from Peter Manning.

And, Bryan, I'll see you in a couple of minutes.

Bryan: Okay.

Antonio: Tip number two.

Look at the house style.

The house style is how the brand sees itself.

It's how it wants to project its image not just in its clothing, but across its accessories.

So, whenever I say Zegna and then I say maybe Volcom or I say Billabong or we say Tommy

Hilfiger, we say Ralph Lauren.

Different things come to different people's mind, one of them is going to be skatewear,

swimwear.

Another one is going to be high-end luxury out of Italy.

But, each of these have their own house brand.

So, all of the accessories, all of the clothing from the sweaters to the shirts to the trousers,

everything they actually make in a certain house style and the aesthetics that they're

looking for.

So, ideally you're able to find a brand that speaks to you that speaks to your lifestyle.

Look at your professional needs, look at your personal wants, make sure that the brand aligns

with you.

Tip three to look for in the perfect brand, gentlemen is build quality.

Now, if you're going for disposable clothing which I advice you not to, this is stuff that

you're going to be able to throw in throw out.

It's usually going to be cheaper, then build quality probably not as important to you.

But, if you're going to be investing in a nice jacket whether that'd be a sports jacket,

that'd be a leather jacket, you want to be getting shoes which are going to last longer

than one season.

You want to inspect the build quality.

Bryan, come over here.

Again, we've got Peter Manning.

And, again, when I talked about house styles you noticed that this is going to be more

for the professional man.

Instantly I'm looking at, okay, it's a classic pattern.

I'm going to look here at the stitching.

So, with shirts you want to look at stitches per inch.

I like to see about twelve to fourteen at least stitches per inch and you only like

to see a single stitch.

Double stitch is okay unless it's got a lot of space between it.

Look at the quality and the sewing on of the buttons.

Also, what you can do is look on the inside of the clothing.

So, oftentimes with a nicer lining on the inside, right there instantly I can see they

paid attention to the details.

It's one of those things I highly advise you go into the best menswear stores in your area.

Whatever type of clothing you're looking at, look at the best brands and then go look at

the brands which maybe are going to be a bit more affordable.

And ideally you can find diamonds in the rough.

These are brands that are up-and-coming and are spending a lot -- they're not spending

much on marketing, they're putting all the money back in the clothing.

Again, what I love about Peter Manning is he actually goes directly to the consumer.

He doesn't have stores all over the world he's not spending a whole lot on marketing,

most of the money and the efforts going right into the quality of the clothing.

Tip number four when finding the perfect brand.

Look at its reputation.

So, a company's reputation is what is said about it in the market.

We're talking about reviews, we're talking about actually what your friends are saying,

we're talking about your trusted influencers, people out there.

So, go out there and look around, see look at the positive reviews look at the negative

reviews.

Some companies though are resting on their laurels, they may be had a great reputation

a decade maybe twenty years ago.

And so, word-of-mouth a lot of people say, oh, I used to get my clothing here when I

was in the industry.

But, you've got to do your homework guys because some companies when they're bought out, what

they do oftentimes they cut back on the quality of the materials.

They actually fire all of their top artists and artisans who are making this stuff because

they save money, but what they lose is quality built.

So, make sure that you look at the dates of the information being put out there maybe

go check the forms.

There's a lot of ways that you can kind of feel around is this company kind of on the

downhill slide.

So, this last tip is something that you may not have thought of, but look at the company's

price model.

Now, I'm not exactly talking about low prices, I'm talking about the tactics that they use

to sell.

So, if something is selling at a low price, oftentimes they're going to use coupons they're

going to use a lot of incentives they're going to probably market high then try to market

low.

It's interesting there was a big issue with JCPenney when it changed its pricing model,

everyone was up in arms not because the clothing was actually more expensive, but they apparently

took out the discounts.

Now, the funny thing is the prices were all the same they just tried to actually be more

transparent and less hypie, but the people that shop at JCPenny wanted that, that was

what they expected.

So, understand that there are certain companies that are going to sell with a basically club

model.

That's where you've got to join, you got to be a member and they will have discounts which

they keep behind closed doors.

That's a lot like you think about in the real world; Sam's Club, Costco, there are other

places like Wal-Mart.

Now, when it comes to menswear I'm not going to name the Wal-Marts out there of menswear,

but understand this is going to be disposable clothing this is going to be clothing at rock-bottom

prices.

This is clothing which, yeah, is is a bit ethically built and constructed probably not.

Now, at the high-end you've got luxury.

I've mentioned brands like, you know, Zegna.

You also have, you know, maybe some custom clothiers or something like that.

You've got these really nice beautiful brands who spend a lot of money on marketing.

They spend a lot of money on the branding.

They create these shops when you walk into you're like, wow, this thing is freaking amazing.

Do they put all the money back into the clothing?

Probably not so much, but they do create a sense of exclusivity and oftentimes there

is a bit of prestige or status that goes with actually wearing that clothing.

Now, one of my favorite price points is this and I think this is how you hack the system.

You find up-and-coming brands who are making amazing quality and you look at them because,

yeah, it's not a household name, but because of that actually they're able to build a better

quality product.

All right.

So, I've got some more Peter Manning clothing.

This jacket I have seen in olive green and is beautiful.

I mean this is really a nice rugged looking jacket, works really well.

The fit the overall build quality I've looked at the inside I've looked at the construction,

really good use.

I mean you can tell a company when they spend money on zippers.

When somebody spends good money on these small details, I know the inside of the jacket they

probably didn't skimp there as well.

You know with these trousers right here, again, for you I know you've talked about one of

the issues is the fit in the hip area, the crotch area, not having the right size rise

which is very difficult to fit even you take it to a high-end clothier and custom tailor.

But at the end of the day guys find the brand that resonates with you.

All right, gentlemen now it's your turn.

So, in the description in this video I'm going to put a link over to Peter Manning.

Definitely go check them out.

I want to hear from you guys in the comments what's your favorite item over at Peter Manning.

And, if okay let's say Peter Manning isn't right for you because guess what?

It's not right for a lot of you guys out there in audience, I want to hear your go-to brand

if you are really big if you are really tall, please go in there and put your go-to brands

if it's not Peter Manning.

And if you are a not so tall guy, definitely guys go check them out, great company.

If it's the right brand for you guys, it's going to solve a lot of problems make your

life easier.

Gentlemen, that's it.

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Back to the Time Traveller - Duration: 5:31.

[Back to the Time Traveller]

Tropeur : Don't just fucking stand there, gimme a hand !

Johnson : Sorry, I don't feel affected by this cause.

My belt is strangling me and you don't feel affected ?!

I don't BELIEVE that belts can come to life and strangle people.

It's happening right in front of you !

Anyway there are way more important causes, people are starving in Somalia !

Fuckin help me, you dipshit !

Be honest for a minute. Is insulting me helping with your cause, or just making you feel better about yourself ?

I can't rely on you.

You'd leave me to die. -Hey, don't say that !

I'd be VERY sad if you had died !

Johnson, you are the dumbest, the most incredibly stupid

out of all the people I know, and on top of that you're a big motherf--

What ? -Shut the fuck up !

I've heard enough from you dipshits !

Especially you.

RIght, my life doesn't make any sense, I'm starting to get used to it.

Why "especially me" ?!

Yeah, nah, that's probably the only unsurprising thing here.

Nice to see I have a real friend in you.

You would have let me die strangled without lifting a finger, so you can shove my friendship way up your a--

Here we go again.

That's weird. Why am I still here ?

I dunno, maybe cause you're an asshole.

What's got into you ?!

As far as it pains me to agree with what's-his-face,

I must admit that the whole "Appearing, insulting everyone and leaving" thing, that's quite the asshole move.

What ?! -And the dipshit-especially-you says fuck you !

You've all gone completely mad, calm the hell down !

Holy cow, there's two of them now !

Sorry about all that, I finally got it.

You saw a future version of us right before we arrived, and he's the one who insulted you.

Thus, there was a misunderstanding.

So that's why I've been under a shitstorm !

Hey, I went under a shitstorm too, and you don't hear me complainin' !

Believe me, we hear you alright.

So when are you from ? -About right now.

You'll have to go back 30 seconds to explain the situation.

Oh, I see, Stable Time Loop !

Well, here we go !

I have NO idea what's going on.

It's not that complicated. -Yeah, sure, because YOU understand.

Well yes. The first Time Traveller with the belt around his neck came from a point in the future where we had a fight.

Thus, he was pissed.

Then, the second one arrived, but he was from before the fight, so he had no idea why we started spitting at him.

Up until HIS future self came to explain it all

and he then became his own future self by going back in order to explain it to his past self

and so on.

Damn, Johnson, you've got quite an understanding of four-dimensional logic ! I had no idea you were such a buff !

Yay, nah, he's got his moments, but don't let it fool you.

Johnson, where is Mount Everest ?

In Austria. -Wow, indeed.

Wait, no, in Australia !

I keep mixing those two up.

So, if I understood correctly, we're gonna be at each other's throat at some point ?

Apparently, yes.

But for now, I've gotta scram, I'll be arriving soon ! Well, see ya !

Sorry ? -He left because a past version of him will be arriving.

Probably the one who'll meet us for the first time from his point of view.

What's your favourite animal ? -Mayo, why ?

I just wanted to check something.

[Imitating Doc Brown's French dub] Marty ! You need to go back to 1985 immediately,

when the DeLorean went back for the very first time !

Seriously, that's your introduction ?

Aren't you surprised ?! -Not that much, no.

Come on ! A guy appearing in a blue flash and saying a line form Back to the Future, it doesn't happen every day !

You might not have picked the best of day.

Yeah, you're the fourth to do this.

Really ?! With the Back to the Future line too ?

No, you're the first for this ! -Yeah, not sure you should brag about it, though.

I'm disappointed...

So, you came from the future just to quote a film ?

No.

Do you time travel in order to quote films about time travel ?

Maybe ?

Is the future that boring ?

Well, I must admit that since Google turned the planet in a nuclear wasteland, it ain't amazing.

Google did what ?! -Yay, I get it, I'd do the same.

Are your guys for real ?

You have a Time Machine, and the first thing that comes to your mind

is going back to prank two idiots in a room ?

Ah ! You were included in this insult !

I... I know that Johnson.

I dunno, what would YOU do ?

I don't know, I'd go in Ancient Rome, or Mautpassant's parisians brothels, or even to the dinosaure's era !

Alright...

But they haven't seen Back to the Future, there. They won't get the quote.

Yeah, you're dumb.

Why the hell do you want to quote Back to the Future ?!

Well I worked hard on the impression !

Marty ! This paradox could precisely lead to the end of your existence !

Yeah, he's got it pretty good !

No, he hasn't got it at all, it should be more like...

[Bad Impression] Great Scott, Marty !

Hey, fuck you !

No, no, you're doing great !

No, he's not, that's why we're laughing !

Yes, that was sarcasm. -No, that was an impression.

What ? -No, don't play this game with him, it'll take hours of your time !

Talking about time, I'll have to go, or I'll be late for my next prank !

I still need to work on my "Le Visiteur du Futur" voice ! [NB : Le Visiteur du Futur is an amazing French web series (with eng sub available)

Wait, how can you be late with a Time Machine ?

It's complicated. Well, I've gotta go,

or else, THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN !

Well, what's going to happen ?

... That was a quote.

Gotta go !

But... He didn't tell us what was gonna happen ! -Johnson, that was a quote from "Le Visiteur du Futur".

Yay, I know, he said he had to go, or else "that's what's going to happen"

but what's going to happen ?! -Just forget about it.

So, are you done meeting me ?

Wait, which one are you ? -What's going to happen ?

What ? ... I'm the one who left just before the one before me.

I can feel a migraine coming.

Tell me what's gonna happen !

What's wrong with him ?

Don't. When he's like that, you best ignore him.

I fuckin want to know what's gonna happen, why won't you tell me ?!

Calm down, Johnson ! I have no idea what you're asking right now !

Believe me, you shouldn't answer him when he's like this, it makes him grumpy !

You don't wanna tell me ? Well then, TAKE THAT !

ARE YOU CRAZY ?! -You shoulda told me what was gonna happen.

Oh ! There is the fight !

I get it now !

Get this fucking thing off of me !

[Both] Sorry, I don't feel affected by this cause.

Irony.

[Asking for subscribing, liking and stuff in French]

See you very soon, Tropeur out !

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Nuked [DAA 2017 - 24 Hour Film Project ] - Duration: 3:57.

Your coffee is right there

Thank you,

how's your thing coming along?

good

I'll get it

Oh well howdy partner

Oh not you again

My name's Doug Du Dimadog

I work for the Blue Work company

We have a brand new discount for any shelters you don't have

Not interested

Wait, wait, wait

Partner

Don't you believe in second chances?

I work as a pastor in St. George's

The lord believe's in second chanc

So why don't you give me a second chance?

As the lord has given us all a second chance.

So go ahead and give me a second chance!

Partner

I don't believe in second chances

Partner, one second, one sec, partner please

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The Republic Has Fallen The Deep State's Plot To Take Over - Duration: 8:56.

The Republic Has Fallen: The Deep State's Plot To Take Over America Has Succeeded

No doubt about it.

The coup d�etat has been successful.

The Deep State - a.k.a. the police state, a.k.a. the military industrial complex - has

taken over.

The American system of representative government has been overthrown by a profit-driven, militaristic

corporate state bent on total control and global domination through the imposition of

martial law here at home and by fomenting wars abroad.

When in doubt, follow the money trail.

It always points the way.

Every successive president starting with Franklin D. Roosevelt has been bought�lock, stock

and barrel�and made to dance to the tune of the Deep State.

Enter Donald Trump, the candidate who swore to drain the swamp in Washington DC.

Instead of putting an end to the corruption, however, Trump has paved the way for lobbyists,

corporations, the military industrial complex, and the Deep State to feast on the carcass

of the dying American republic.

Just recently, for instance, Trump agreed to sell Saudi Arabia more than $110 billion

in military weapons.

Meanwhile, Trump�purportedly in an effort to balance the budget in 10 years�wants

to slash government funding for programs for the poor, ranging from health care and food

stamps to student loans and disability payments.

The military doesn�t have to worry about tightening its belt, however.

No, the military�s budget�with its trillion dollar wars, its $125 billion in administrative

waste, and its contractor-driven price gouging that hits the American taxpayer where it hurts

the most�will continue to grow, thanks to Trump.

This is how you keep the Deep State in power.

The rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, the military will get more militaristic,

America�s endless wars will get more endless, and the prospect of peace will grow ever dimmer.

As for the terrorists, they will keep on being played for pawns as long as Saudi Arabia remains

their breeding ground and America remains the source of their weapons, training and

know-how.

Follow the money.

It always points the way.

As Bertram Gross noted in Friendly Fascism: The New Face of Power in America, �evil

now wears a friendlier face than ever before in American history.�

Writing in 1980, Gross predicted a future in which he saw:

�a new despotism creeping slowly across America.

Faceless oligarchs sit at command posts of a corporate-government complex that has been

slowly evolving over many decades.

In efforts to enlarge their own powers and privileges, they are willing to have others

suffer the intended or unintended consequences of their institutional or personal greed.

For Americans, these consequences include chronic inflation, recurring recession, open

and hidden unemployment, the poisoning of air, water, soil and bodies, and, more important,

the subversion of our constitution.

More broadly, consequences include widespread intervention in international politics through

economic manipulation, covert action, or military invasion...

We�ve been losing our freedoms so incrementally for so long�sold to us in the name of national

security and global peace, maintained by way of martial law disguised as law and order,

and enforced by a standing army of militarized police and a political elite determined to

maintain their powers at all costs�that it�s hard to pinpoint exactly when it all

started going downhill, but we�re certainly on that downward trajectory now, and things

are moving fast.

The �government of the people, by the people, for the people� has perished.

It will not be revived or restored without a true revolution of values and a people�s

rebellion the likes of which we may not see for a very long time.

America is a profitable business interest for a very select few, and war�wars waged

abroad against shadowy enemies and wars waged at home against the American people�has

become the Deep State�s primary means of income.

After all, war is big business.

In order to maintain a profit margin, one would either have to find new enemies abroad

or focus on fighting a war at home, against the American people, and that�s exactly

what we�re dealing with today.

Wars waged abroad to the tune of trillions of dollars since 9/11.

Military equipment sold to foreign enemies.

Local police transformed into a standing army in the American homeland through millions

of dollars� worth of grants to local police agencies for military weapons, vehicles, training

and assistance.

The public acclimated to the sights and sounds of martial law through urban training exercises

and domestic military training drills timed and formulated to coincide with or portend

actual crises.

The citizenry taught to fear and distrust each other and to welcome the trappings of

the police state.

Had the government tried to ram such a state of affairs down our throats suddenly, it might

have had a rebellion on its hands.

Instead, the American people have been given the boiling frog treatment, immersed in water

that slowly is heated up�degree by degree�so that they�ve fail to notice that they�re

being trapped and cooked and killed.

�We the people� are in hot water now.

As I make clear in my book Battlefield America: The War on the American People, the Constitution

doesn�t stand a chance against a federalized, globalized standing army protected by legislative,

judicial and executive branches that are all on the same side, no matter what political

views they subscribe to: suffice it to say, they are not on our side or the side of freedom.

From Clinton to Bush, then Obama and now Trump, it�s as if we�ve been caught in a time

loop, forced to re-live the same thing over and over again: the same assaults on our freedoms,

the same disregard for the rule of law, the same subservience to the Deep State, and the

same corrupt, self-serving government that exists only to amass power, enrich its shareholders

and ensure its continued domination.

The republic has fallen to fascism with a smile.

Elections will not save us.

Learn the treacherous lessons of 2008 and 2016: presidential elections have made a mockery

of our constitutional system of government, suggesting that our votes can make a difference

when, in fact, they merely serve to maintain the status quo.

Don�t delay.

Start now�in your own communities, in your schools, at your city council meetings, in

newspaper editorials, at protests�by pushing back against laws that are unjust, police

departments that overreach, politicians that don�t listen to their constituents, and

a system of government that grows more tyrannical by the day.

If you wait until 2020 to rescue our republic from the clutches of the

Deep State, it will be too late.

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Seriously Scary Stories w/ Jace Norman, Lizzy Greene & More! | Nick's Sizzling Summer Camp Special - Duration: 1:58.

NARRATOR: And now Seriously Scary Stories--

Seriously, from the set of Nickelodeon's

Sizzling Summer Camp Special.

Everyone wore floaties last year.

And now no one has floaties this year.

And they didn't tell you. - Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, wow, so you guys already heard about that.

Aah!

Terrifying.

So you forget your phone charger, even though you

told your mom that you had it.

So you have to pretend to play on your dead phone

just so your mom doesn't catch on.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I need it!

You only brought one pair of socks.

And then you walked through a puddle immediately.

Aah!

- Aah! - Aah!

Aah!

[LAUGHS].

Aah!

You tried to pet what you thought was a cat with a stripe

down its back.

You were wrong.

You were so wrong.

What is that smell?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

The seaweed in the lake feels like ghost fingers, which

still isn't as bad as the fact that seaweed

is touching your feet.

- Aah! - Aah!

- Aah! - Aah!

Where are we?

Were lost.

There no way out.

There's too many birds in the woods.

Aah!

It's not scary.

There's just too many.

Huh-ho.

Oh, that was close.

We lucked out on that one, didn't we?

NARRATOR: Fear not.

Nickelodeon's Sizzling Summer Camp Special is almost here.

It's a big deal.

It's a big deal.

NARRATOR: Sunday, June 4th.

I'm in.

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