BWV 184 - O Herre Gott, dein göttlich Wort (Bach) - 4 Guitar
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El Juanito Reviews - DOOM [First-Person Shooter - Id Software - PC - 1993] - Duration: 4:02.Bro, don't you think that games about shooting guys from the hero view became for pussies?
I remember that in Golden Eye 007 for N64, if you weren't full on it, you got shot dead
In Duke Nukem, the pig cops could take 2-3 shotgun blasts, and you had to make every bullet count
'cuz kicking 'em to death was as effective as using the knife in Resident Evil 2
And talking about games where you only see the tip of the weapon your holding, in Turok you prayed to find a f'n health cross
and if you were out of ammo, you got all the way back looking for it
'cuz trying to win against velociraptors by slicing them ain't easy
Wielding a blade and passing the whole game by slashes, only on Shadow Warrior
the dude with a single attack could slice them in half
But only on Mission 1 with dumb enemies you could accomplish that, using only the katana later on...
was as useless as keep sending messages to get girl that never responds your inbox
Dude, those games where badass, unlike today with linear levels & they all die with one shot
And if you get hurt, just stay still for a second and you regenerate; no looking for med kits and shit
When they added that load of bull of regenerating just for fucking around, is when FPS stated to SUCK
Now you don't need strategy or ability or anything.
You just charge directly to the bad guys, and when you're crapping yourself, hide for a while and live
I remember in Half-Life I went to the charge stations to replenish health and suit energy
A little ahead I got fucked up, and got back all the way to use 'em again
Oh, but you depleted those stuff, you could not just go back to 'em all you wanted
And in games like PainKiller, you could only recharge energy by catching the souls of death monsters
So you can't have the luxury of just shooting from far away like a fucking camper
What about games where you had f'n mazes to explore, and fuckers got out in bunch to make you their bitch
Back then there were lots of alternate paths and secrets to find, like in DOOM
Where you could just find the exit quickly
but if you felt like looking around, you found out that the level map was twice as big
At the time, I only played Super Nintendo and Arcade; PC games where stupid stuff with lots of text to read and click on items
Those "adventure" titles where so boring
They needed with urgency a game where an asswhole got in front of you, and you could blast his head off with a shotgun
Back then, you couldn't just search for Hentai on the Internet, so why the hell would you want a computer if it wasn't for that?
A'aight my man, This Juanito Review was brought to ya thanks to my hommie Ranger Saving
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I'm your pal Juanito and I'll see ya when? Next Time... PEACE!
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MY FAMILY VISITS ME IN CHINA! | ESP/ENG CC - Duration: 7:51.hello guys I've been so busy so I haven't vlogged in a long time but you
guys have been seeing videos right now it is the end of June and that means
what does that mean babe
yeah what's happening at the end of June? Your family is coming! | Yes my family is coming, my
graduation is coming I'm going to Thailand
yongkas mom's birthday celebration is coming so everything and happening at
the same time when my parents are coming like that exact day Yongka is going to
be in Korea celebrating his mom's birthday anyways I bought her present
but here already put it away. I bought her some jewelry, some really nice jewelry~
Are you scared of seeing my parents? Im scared. Whyyyyy?
Because of turbulence. | What?!! of seeing my parents.
no, turbulence first. when I was in airplane there was a lot of turbulence and then when the airplane was landing, i fell like "Thank God".
Even though I don't believe.
Yea you were like praying.
Anyways Yongka is gonna get going. But ill see you in a few days.
Im already used to it. Its not like last time. I dont miss you anymore. Im just kidding!
Its been like three videos you're like heading out
so today my family is coming and I'm here with my brother. hey what's up people!
oh my god it's just a few...well they should be arriving now
Look daddy!
Good morning! Look at this! lol I have hot chocolate that my dad made.
We are having coffee and chocolate here here by the window
Hi mama! Good morning!
Good morning ahhh~ Having breakfast here in Beijing.
I mean coffee i Beijing!
Rafa when we dont have dogs anymore lets have a thousand dollar cat like this one.
What!? Ive been raising dogs for 30 years.
But they weren't mine, they were your kids dogs.
Ouch! You're scratching me!
Legs, abs, arms!
These are the exercising machines that you see in all the neighborhoods.
So we're showing them what the old people do in the mornings.
You guys have done this before. | Oh yeah we did this once.
Do it without hands | noooooo!
But you said you wanted to in a video. | Yeah but im carrying a book bag.
Look! Like Bryant, without hands.
The old people use these machines.
Look at my mom! Giving herself a massage. | Feels so good!
Look a massage!
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