Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 7, 2017

Waching daily Jul 15 2017

The story so far on the MS anime!

I'm Ren Homura!

Along with Mana, a transfer student from America, plus Aoi, Minami, and Akira,

I've been using MS to get rid of the monsters in our town.

To find the energy points that are said to draw monsters to them,

we had Nostradamus give us a prophecy.

But she says it'll take time to analyze it,

so we decided to take a break

from fighting monsters and go see the fireworks.

Fireworks!

This is the first time.

That you've told me about your past.

I'm glad I came to see the fireworks!

We enjoyed a brief respite, but then a new monster signal appeared,

so we headed there straight away!

Lately, I've received multiple reports of mountain climbers

being attacked by a mysterious creature.

I investigated and found a signal for what looks like a monster in the mountains.

I want you to go there immediately and deal with this situation.

There's a monster somewhere on this mountain, right?

Yeah. If we decide it's dangerous,

we're supposed to take it out ourselves.

A dangerous monster, huh?

Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

Maybe it's not a monster, but a monkey! Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

There are monkeys here, huh? Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

What awful graffiti. Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

You shouldn't deface public property! Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

Give me back my lunch! Beware of Monkeys Do not feed. May steal your belongings!

Give me back my lunch!

Let's go!

Episode 16 Robin Hood (Evolution)

Your lunch was taken?

Eep!

Was it a monkey?

I think so, but...

It happened so fast...

We don't really remember.

Give back Mommy's lunch!

There, there.

Pain, pain, go away!

Did the pain go away?

You're funny, lady!

Which way did the lunch thief go?

W-Well, it went that way, I think.

Uh-huh. That mountain path, right?

That's right.

Hey, what are you going to do?

We can't just ignore this!

Let's catch the rascal!

No, it's dangerous!

That's a job for the police.

Let's go, too!

Those darn monkeys!

Attention, lunch-stealing rascal!

Come out immediately!

Attention, lunch-stealing rascal!

Oragon!

Ow...

An arrow?

Who fired that?

Over there!

Don't move!

Mana, get back!

Are you human?

You have monsters with you.

Just who are you?

I don't want to feel that pain again!

You're a monster, too?

What if I am?

Genma, any monster signals?

I am seeing an alert, yes,

but I'm also seeing another alert for a different monster.

There's another monster?

Hey, you.

Did you come to steal my quarry?

Quarry?

The two wicked dragons I'm chasing.

Gordi and Bardi...

Did he say Gordi and Bardi?

Do you know them?

Yes.

Just like he said, they're quite vicious monsters.

That's the deal.

Take my advice and go.

This is no place for women and children!

That's...

That lunchbox!

It belongs to that family!

Oh, this?

Well, it's a sad thing,

but the battlefield is a place where the strong feed on the weak.

So you're the lunch thief?

Oh, no!

Hey! I get it!

That graffiti on that sign... It was him!

So it wasn't really graffiti, then.

My name is Robin Hood.

I'm a forest hero, you might say.

Robin Hood...

Oh, I know him! He's the one who shot an apple off the head of a child—

That's William Tell.

That really ticked him off!

People mistake me for him all the time.

S-Sorry...

Watch out!

Wow!

He shot right through them!

You okay, miss?

Thank you.

It's nothing.

I don't like it when nice girls like you get hurt.

He's so cool!

Yeah, if he did that for me, I'd think so, too.

Robin Hood is wild and wonderful, huh?

Wild and wonderful?

I heard that wild types like him have pheromones

or something that attract women.

What kind of idiot would fall for that?

Unbelievable.

He's desperate for girls to like him, huh?

That getup is more modern than I expected.

Yes, it was given to me by a warrior I met after coming here,

a man calling himself the Syphon Master of Melancholy.

The Syphon Master of Melancholy?

So you've been here for a long time?

Yeah.

Until I get Gordi and Bardi,

I can't go back to my world.

I heard rumors that Sherwood Forest was attacked by vicious monsters.

Sherwood forest?

My home.

As a hunter, no, as a warrior,

I'll defeat them myself.

Then we'll help!

I appreciate the offer.

But what awaits is a battlefield that walks side by side with death.

It's not a place for women and children.

No, I'm not going home.

I'm a warrior, too.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ren... Was that your name?

From the look on your face, I can see you've been through quite a few fights.

Then...

Gordi and Bardi go on a rampage when the sun sets.

There's no time.

I'll train you into full-fledged warriors.

Right!

What is the point of all this stuff?

It was taught to me by the Syphon Master of Melancholy.

It's something called "survival training."

Who the heck is this Syphon Master guy?!

I'm at 120% of my limit.

Can't... go... on...

Neither can I...

This is unbelievable.

Instead of doing illogical training, we should devise a plan—

You're giving up already?

Don't you want to be a full-fledged warrior?

Sir! Yes, sir!

I want to be a full-fledged warrior!

Hey, something's gotten into him...

From my perspective,

you're an insect crawling on the ground.

Sir! No, sir!

I am not an insect! I'm a warrior!

Don't make me laugh!

You're more worthless than a pile of maggot crap!

You're the worst crap-beast in the world!

Sir! No, sir!

I am worth more than a pile of maggot crap!

Ren, you have potential.

I'll give you this.

That's...

Okay, time to start running through the mountains!

Sir! Yes, sir!

Looking good, Ren!

You're starting to look like a warrior!

I'm honored, instructor!

His character's totally changed!

This is stupid.

I just looked away for a second,

and everyone was kidnapped.

Don't worry about it.

We're going to save them.

Oh, no!

What's going to happen to us?!

I heard from my friend once

that when a bad guy catches a girl,

he spins you by your kimono sash and you shout, "Oh, no!"

That happens a lot in historical films, but...

Who is this friend, exactly?

MS Start!

Ryoma!

Kamui!

Go!

Instructor!

Are you okay?

Y-Yes!

All shots locked on?!

Way to go, Instructor!

Ren, Akira, let's finish this!

Right!

Kamui!

Let's go! Sherwood Arrow Storm!

Now I can finally go back to Sherwood Forest.

Um, why did you want to defeat Gordi and Bardi so badly?

Because...

Wow!

You're so cool!

All the girls in the village will love me...

I see.

He's the same type as Ren.

There you are, Robin Hood.

It looks like you've finished the mission.

Yeah, thanks for everything,

Syphon Master of Melancholy!

Dad!

Syphon Master was Minami's dad?!

I look forward to seeing you again, kids—

No.

You're a full-fledged warrior now.

Instructor!

I didn't think Ren was the type to get so invested in things.

Next time on the MS anime...

Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

"The Moon's Eternal Dreamer." Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

The moon has stopped waning and waxing? Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Yeah. It may be because of an energy point. Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Meanwhile, a series of incidents breaks out in the town. Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Behind them all is a monster suffering alone. Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Tsukuyomi... Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

Episode 17 The Moon's Eternal Dreamer

For more infomation >> [Episode 16] Monster Strike the Animation Official (English sub) [2nd Season] [Full HD] - Duration: 13:53.

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Underpaid | 일당 Back [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 5:51.

(Underpaid)

The war has finally started.

To my 100,000 soldiers...

Everyone, charge!

Charge! Charge!

Hey, you were just pretending to run.

Get over here. Hey.

What's going on? Hey.

What're you doing?

Come on, let's go.

What is this?

Hey...

- I'm not going. / - What?

What the...

You can't not go.

- Come on. / - I'm not going.

You can't stay behind for a war. Come on.

We have 100,000 soldiers in our army.

Nobody will know if I don't show up.

They'll know!

Look at this.

Look.

The 101 from "Produce 101."

This is actually 100 people.

You didn't notice one person was missing.

Who's missing?

I'm the member that's missing from here.

What do you mean?

I'd like to leave these members here.

What are you saying?

Get over here!

Geez! Please stop it!

Keep away! Please!

Beat the enemy down with that club.

- It's a rice roll. / - A rice roll...

It's a tuna rice roll.

No, it's not. It's missing the tuna.

I am that tuna.

What are you saying?

I won't be a part of this.

What?

I'm not going.

I'll go.

You're supposed to go.

A martial artist should die on the battlefield.

I will now start a fire to light our arrows

that will set the enemy base ablaze.

Attacking with fire. Good idea.

Let's wait for him.

It's smoking.

I have a cold.

Let me try again.

We'll light the arrows...

It's smoking, it's smoking.

Die, die, die, die!

I hate cockroaches!

You know, I think

he's buying time because he doesn't want to go.

I am not.

You scum!

I almost had it going. Too bad.

General.

After I eliminate these scum,

I'll fight until my last breath!

How courageous.

That was so obvious.

I'm dead.

You are not dead.

I'm really dead.

- You're really dead? / - Of course.

I ought to...

You moved.

Rigor mortis.

That's not rigor mortis! You were so obvious there.

No, it wasn't obvious at all.

It was very natural and well done.

It was super obvious he's playing dead.

- Geez... / - It wasn't obvious.

Why are you showing me your top knot?

This is a rice roll.

A rice roll...

A cheese rice roll.

Cheese does not belong in this era.

I also do not belong here.

- Don't be ridiculous! / - I'm not going.

Whatever. I'm not going.

Why do you keep clutching this tree and crying?

Are you crying because you miss your parents?

No.

You miss your wife and kids?

No.

Then why are you crying?

I really don't want to go.

What does that mean?

If the general tells you to go, you go!

Stop drooling here and come with me.

Listen to your general.

Come on.

Why won't you go?

I really don't want to go now that you told me to.

Why you... Geez...

I ought to...

They're attacking the women and children.

Don't you all hear that?

Aren't you ashamed as men?

It's time for us to combine forces.

I command my men again...

Everyone...

Charge!

Hey, hey.

I had a feeling this would happen.

That's it.

I'm going to cut you down first.

You.

- Me? / - You.

Hey, someone please go.

He picked me again!

Geez...

Gather around.

Huddle up.

Rock, paper, scissors. Loser has to go.

Crying won't help.

If you lose, you're going no matter what.

Put your fists together.

Rock, paper, scissors!

Rock, paper, scissors!

You keep playing paper so you won't go.

Let's play again with me this time.

Rock, paper, scissors!

Go since you lost!

Alright...

Don't make excuses and go!

What're you looking at?

Go.

I thought you were dead.

This is nuts...

Why are you crying again?

Because I'm so happy.

I should just bury you...

I'll go!

Who are you?

Who are you?

General.

A war isn't just won with strength.

That's true.

You must use your head.

I have a plan to take down

the enemy instantly.

Yes, you need a tactician in a war.

So what is that plan?

I'll use my beauty.

You look like a crazy person.

With my beauty...

You're ugly.

- I'll seduce... / - You have no chance.

The enemy.

You're really ugly.

General.

- The ugliest guy here... / - General.

I'll be in your bed tonight...

That's it! I'm just charging in myself.

- General! / - A messenger!

General.

Our forces were totally victorious in the war!

To celebrate our victory,

we're enjoying a feast in the banquet hall.

- Let's go! / - I'm going.

Hey, hey.

You were the one that was crying.

Geez...

Is that for real?

We're getting wiped out.

Everyone's getting slaughtered.

I knew it.

For more infomation >> Underpaid | 일당 Back [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 5:51.

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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 3:59.

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Special beam cannon!

What was that?

I just said anything.

- It's the Say Anything Festival. / - Right.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

Want to come over for...

That was it!

Nice job!

Textbook example!

That was so good it might give you indigestion!

That's right.

If Oh Nami was Seolhyun...

Impossible.

Let's meet the next contestant.

You're stiff here. You need Suji's spit.

An amylase statement!

That's right.

That was so disgustingly well done!

That's right!

Did you get plenty of Suji's spit on you?

Seolhyun!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is she Cat-woman?

Stop drinking so much!

Cat-woman drank until she became wasted!

That one deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it Leon?

Here's the extra lettuce you ordered.

Thank you.

She just ordered more lettuce.

♪ Is there anyone to order more lettuce? ♪

Let's meet the next lettuce.

"Star Wars?"

This is a construction zone. Please turn back.

A safe and absurd statement!

That was very well done like shoddy construction.

I'm annoyed too at this inconvenience!

I'm excited!

Let's meet the next contestant.

The scene of a crime?

Congratulations on opening your business!

It wasn't a police line!

It was a ribbon cutting.

Up, up.

Down, down.

Let's meet the next contestant.

(Before cosmetic surgery, after)

The order was changed up.

That's right!

What clinic is that?

Lee Byeongwon?

Kidding me are you?

Meet the next contestant let's.

Honey. Cha, cha, cha.

Red cape, cha, cha, cha.

Let's meet the next contestant. Cha, cha, cha!

Dang it!

Is it an interrogation?

I won.

They were playing a game!

Right. That's a traditional French game, right?

The coin game.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a goalie?

Bye! I can't go out far!

He wasn't a goalie! He was saying good-bye.

What is that?

How many fingers?

7!

You got me.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Kiss time at a baseball game?

It's us!

Good job.

Kiss, kiss!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Jini, grant my wish.

Jini!

♪ Hwang Jini, Hwang Jini, Jini, Jini ♪

- Not a genie from a lamp! It's Hwang Jini! / - Right.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he begging?

I caught a minnow.

He wasn't begging! He was bragging!

How many days did he try to catch that?

What is it?

Singing off key.

From the Say Anything Festival

this has been caster fine dust...

And commentator that's life.

Hello!

For more infomation >> Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 3:59.

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Junmi KIDS animé| Doc McStuffins et Princesse Sofia The first s'habiller| Disney jeu pour enfants - Duration: 6:27.

For more infomation >> Junmi KIDS animé| Doc McStuffins et Princesse Sofia The first s'habiller| Disney jeu pour enfants - Duration: 6:27.

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Man from the Future | 미래에서 온 남자 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 8:11.

(Man from the Future)

Hello!

I am your host Park Seongkwang!

Don't be surprised, people.

Would you believe it if there was someone

from the year 2087 living in this year of 2017?

Everyone, the world wants to know about him.

Introducing the man from the future!

He's from the future!

Amazing!

Hello!

So amazing!

- Wow! You're from the future! / - Gosh...

Hello! Hello.

What was that?

- Don't misunderstand. / - What?

That means I'm happy to see you.

What?

This is how we greet each other in the future.

- In the future? / - Good to see you!

I see...

I was flustered.

- You were flustered? / - Yes.

You were...

I ought to...

What was that?

That's how we apologize in the future.

- So that's how you apologize in the future. / - Yes.

- Many things change in the future. / - Yes.

This is so amazing. Someone from the future.

From the future...

Who is this person with you?

Who's he?

He's a fan.

- He's a fan? / - Yes.

This is what fans look like in the future?

This is what they look like in the future.

It's a portable fan.

That's amazing! It looks human!

I feel like he's being a bit cautious.

He looks really human.

Dang it...

Isn't he human?

Artificial intelligence.

This is...

He's not human?

He's a machine.

He seems human.

Harder.

He's not human?

He's a machine.

That's amazing.

Alright, I see...

So...

I am a bit disappointed.

About what?

Your outfit.

I expected something different in the future.

This looks a bit...

It's a Joseon era outfit.

No?

- They say fashion is cyclical. / - Yes...

In the future, the trends have all been done before

and now, this Joseon era outfit is the hottest look.

- Now it's the Joseon era? / - Yes, it's very popular.

So people dress like this in Gangnam?

- Where? / - Gangnam.

Gangnam? Gangnam is...

Oh! The historic site?

- Gangnam becomes a historic site? / - Yeah.

- In 70 years... / - Sure.

- Really? / - That's where kids take field trips to.

So the property value really went up...

It's a historic site.

I see.

Then...

Now that Gangnam has become historic,

I want to know the hot place of the future.

- Yeah? / - What's the busy area?

Tell us.

Tell us! Where is it?

- You want to know? / - I'll write it down!

Goesan, Chungcheonbuk-do.

It's amazing.

That's unexpected.

Goesan's Goerosugil is where

all the fashionistas go!

- Goesan? How did that happen? / - Goesan.

It was mentioned by the investing wiz,

Warren Buffet and then it became a hot place.

Oh, right! If it's mentioned by a famous person...

- Yeah! / - It gets really popular.

Now I get it.

- Very good. / - So what happened?

- Warren Buffet came to Korea... / - Yeah.

And after finishing a bowl of blood sausage soup...

"Ma'am, check please."

That's when Goesan became a hot place.

Then if a celebrity says,

"I love "Entertainment Weekly,""

will Junggye blow up too?

- No. / - Then what?

"I love you." Sadang would blow up.

I don't think you're from the future.

- You don't think so? / - You're forcing it!

- You don't believe me? / - That makes no sense!

- Do you like spicy mixed noodles? / - Yes!

And that's all there is to you.

What does that mean?

- Next question. / - What did that mean?

Ask the next question.

What is he talking about?

- Here's the next question. / - Okay.

- I'm really curious about this. / - What?

The World Cup...

It's 2017 now.

The coach for the Korean team

has been replaced.

The next coach hasn't been decided yet.

Tell us that.

- That? / - Yes, I'm very curious.

Who will become the coach

for the Korean team?

Director Hong Sangsu.

Hong Sangsu...

- You mean the film director? / - Yes, that director.

- For films... / - Yes, yes.

Why would a film director coach soccer?

He has amazing tactics.

- Tactics? / - Simply amazing!

What does he do?

He gathers the players and Hong Sangsu says...

"Let's start the shoot."

Then the ball goes in.

"Let's start the shoot." And the ball goes in again.

"Let's start the shoot." The ball keeps going in!

He's amazing.

And best of all, he gets Min.

Kim Minhui?

Son Heungmin.

- I'm sorry. / - What are you saying?

- I'm sorry. / - Don't be ridiculous!

- It's not like that... / - You!

- Yes. / - You like spicy rice cakes?

- Yes. / - And that's all there is to you.

What was that?

That doesn't make sense!

Alright. Last question.

Alright then.

Hold on.

I think your machine seems tired.

Enough.

His face is really red.

He's a machine.

Hold on...

Hold on!

- I got him! / - What?

- Hey! / - What?

- What is this? / - Huh?

Look at that!

You have a real fan.

- That's a charger. / - A charger?

A machine needs to be charged.

- He's charging? / - It's a charger.

He's a machine.

It seems strange. Alright.

- I'll just believe you. / - Of course.

Last question.

It's about the idols of the future.

Sure.

- Korea is obsessed with idols now. / - Right.

You know "Produce 101?"

That's still going on in the future.

- It's on in the future? / - Season 72.

It's incredible.

"Produce 1,000,001."

They pick a million and one people.

They pick that many?

It takes 5 years to pick a winner.

5 years...

It's amazing.

- It's incredible. / - I don't believe you.

Why won't you believe me?

Who here would believe you?

This is why I brought

a winner from the future.

Yes! I'd believe that!

- I'm sorry. / - Winner, step out!

Come on out!

Why are you so tired?

You got all winded just from coming here?

2, 3... Take that!

- Good. / - What's your problem, punk?

Your outfit...

Idols work hard from when they're trainees.

He was picked? You call him an idol?

He spent time as a trainee too.

- That's it. Give me the photo evidence. / - Yes.

He practiced so hard...

- When he was a trainee? / - Sure. Bring it.

This should prove it.

Look how much he struggled.

And now, he's an idol.

It's just an ultrasound!

And he started in his mom's womb

but that's still a bit late.

- Late? / - Yeah.

Trainees that start even earlier...

Are with their fathers.

- They start from here? / - Sure.

- They're already training in here? / - Sure.

I'm raising two myself.

Their body waves are amazing.

You're raising two?

-That's right. / - Excuse me.

I'm sorry to interrupt but

may I sing a song?

- You're so tactless! / - Oh, yes.

Sing your song that won 1st in "Music Bank."

Show them.

Why is he so tired?

Hey, hey!

I get you.

But what are you doing?

The trainees in my body need to practice now.

Get out. Get out of here!

- Why are you apologizing? / - Get out!

For more infomation >> Man from the Future | 미래에서 온 남자 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 8:11.

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Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun | 명훈아, 명훈아, 명훈아 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 4:14.

(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)

Myeonghun.

- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.

Yeah.

We're friends, right?

- Right? / - Right?

Can just one of you talk?

Okay.

- Okay. / - Okay.

Guys, remember when we were kids?

When we went hiking together?

When we got lost hiking together?

When you fought a wild boar then?

What are you saying?

You won.

Won what?

And you ate it.

Not that.

Those boys called us

good girls when we were kids.

You did too, Myeonghun.

Oh, I remember.

But that's not exactly what I said.

Then what?

I said you look like my mom's friends.

You look like my uncle's friend.

You look like my grandma's friend.

Why are you circling me?

Where are you going?

What the...

Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?

- Why? / - Why?

I told you not to like me.

- Are you insane? / - Are you insane?

Is she really insane?

Why did you show up and throw

water on the guy

I was on a date with?

To tell him she's your girl?

For him to give up on her?

For him to come to his senses.

I had to save the poor guy.

You shouldn't threaten guys to date you.

Where are you going?

This is heavy.

Hold on...

Why are you sitting?

Girls, congratulate me.

I think I'm going to date a singer.

- Lucky you. / - Lucky you.

This is nuts.

Who is it?

Nobody asked.

Park Hyoshin.

Did anyone here ask?

Park Hyoshin.

Nobody asked.

I don't think anyone asked.

Park Hyoshin.

He suddenly showed up in front of my house

and sang with his sweet voice.

- A serenade of love? / - A serenade of love?

Stop making things up.

My face will break out.

Hey.

You shouldn't sit...

I've never experienced this.

- Did something happen? / - Did something happen?

You fell asleep while eating?

No.

These days, I'm preparing

to be a fitness model.

So? Keep going.

So I've been working out at the gym early.

And some guy came up to me

and hugged me from behind.

Why?

Gosh... Maybe he thinks you're easy.

Gosh... Maybe he's underestimating you.

Gosh... Maybe he thought you were a gym ball.

When you're at the gym...

Don't bend over.

People could get confused.

Don't do the body wave.

I don't want to see that.

Guys, let's go to a water park since it's hot.

Alright, I'll wear a bikini.

Me too.

Would you get out of my face?

Myeonghun, you'd better not

pick me up and throw me in the water.

Maybe I could roll you but not lift you.

I'm going to swim as soon as I get there.

I'm going to tan as soon as I get there.

I'm not going to go.

That hurts.

For more infomation >> Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun | 명훈아, 명훈아, 명훈아 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 4:14.

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Super Fatty-man | 힘을 내요! 슈퍼뚱맨 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 3:38.

(Super Fatty-man)

Fire! A fire!

There's a fire!

Where? Where?

Where's a fire?

Right here!

I am the world's greatest villain, Zero-X!

I'll blow the Earth up!

Hold it!

A hero shows up to save the world from danger.

Super Fatty-man!

I am the warrior of justice that protects the Earth!

Super Fatty-man!

Zero-X, I'll never forgive evil-doers!

It's Super Fatty-man!

This way, everyone!

Come hide this way.

Super Fatty-man.

It's no use.

Take this.

Zero-X fireball!

Super Fatty-man caldron lid pork belly shield!

They're nicely cooked. Let's eat these later.

Hey!

You grilled pork belly with my fireball?

You can't block this.

- What is it? / - Take this.

Zero-X staff technique!

No!

This won't do anything!

No!

Why? What is it?

My deceased father left this behind...

What?

How could you break something his dad left him?

How would I know that?

People, I was fighting a...

Where are you all going?

Excuse me. Are you okay?

This is dangerous. Please step aside!

No!

What is it?

My girlfriend, Yuki!

That's your girlfriend?

To defeat a villain,

he will smash something from the deceased...

- No... / - And eliminate a citizen's girlfriend.

That's our Super Fatty-man!

It was just a pillow. Don't say it like that, sir.

- Now! Minions! / - What?

- You have henchmen? / - Get him!

What the...

You scum! This won't help you!

Super Fatty-man pork hock chop!

Die, villain!

No!

What is it now?

Why'd you only shoot him?

So what? I was defeating a villain!

Geez... This is my fault?

Fine. You all save the world on your own.

I quit.

Fool.

Take this. Zero-X sword!

I knew it!

Die, villain!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear X... ♪

- X! / - X!

It's your birthday today?

How could you leave us like this?

We even got you a present.

What a scary present.

Your birthday became the day of your funeral!

I'm so happy I could die...

- X! / - X!

This isn't even sad.

Oh, it's over.

So Super Fatty-man ends up...

- Destroying another's belonging... / - No...

And killed someone on their birthday...

- What? / - All to save the world.

Why do you say it like...

- You're amazing, Super Fatty-man! / - I quit.

- Be strong, Super Fatty-man! / - I quit being a hero!

For more infomation >> Super Fatty-man | 힘을 내요! 슈퍼뚱맨 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 3:38.

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Matt Wrld - West Ham Fan TV on Huddersfield Town FC - Duration: 5:32.

Hi I'm Nicky, West Ham Fan TV, and you're watching Matt WRLD. Come on you Irons

This is a Championship stadium here, Huddersfield are not a Championship club.

We're going to be a Premier League club, I've never known that - what's it going

to be like for me and what are your thoughts about Huddersfield getting up there?

It's going to be tough mate, it's going to be a culture shock. Especially being a new side

up there all eyes are gonna be on you again. Not looking forward to that you know, if you

get tanked. In my whole life if you get tanked then no one

really notices. But actually getting tanked on Super Sunday against

Man United. That'll be alright. Sam Peoples. It could be worse.

Nah, it is a little bit 'all eyes are on you', especially coming up from the Championship.

But they've made some shocks, haven't they, in the Premier League?

You know teams like Bournemouth and Hull and people like that coming up

and staying up and doing okay, doing all right. Yeah I think you know

what it's one of them things it's

either going to be absolutely terrible or it's going

to be the ride of your life, do you know what I mean? It feels that way, cause I think the Town

fans that check out my channel I think what they might enjoy is what a

different fans perspective is of, of Huddersfield Town. What do you know about

us? Do you care you know that kind of thing? I care because of you mate, to be honest

I remember playing you about 20 years ago in a League Cup and I thought

a small club and then I started looking into the history and my old man

said "they used to be massive, Huddersfield used to be massive." Even in the

sixties and things they were a big side yeah? We've got like an anthem, you've got

blowing bubbles and Liverpool have you'll never walk alone, we had one called "Smile Awhile" which we still have

but apparently that, back in the day was as famous as those. Shankly was our manager as well.

Yeah, exactly. That's a big side mate but, I'm glad

they're up I'm glad for you. I remember when I first joined Ball

Street we had a little conversation and I remember you telling me that they'll

never be a top-flight Club as long as you live and it's two years

later mate and you're there. It's shocking, I'm still shocked.

It's still like what? No! We've spent like 35 million so far, we've broken

our transfer record. You've spent more than us mate! That's right. You're doing the

business and we're not doing anything. Have you been up to our ground before? Never.

No, I've never been. I'm looking forward to going this season though, I like a

good old ground, a bit like this one. A good old fashioned

working-class ground. Mind you ours is a bit of a spaceship now so I'm not sure I

working-class it is but the area obviously certainly is and the fan

bases is but it's a good family club. There'll be a few idiots still from back in the day

that will be like "Icf" in the corner giving it that. They'll all come

out now it's the top flight and they wanna make a name for themselves, that's the way it is. We play you at your place quite

early don't we? Is it your first home game? It's our first home game, yeah

What can town fans expect from the Olympic Stadium?

A long walk, Matt, for a start. Wear sneakers. Yeah, wear your best trainers mate.

It's an arena, it's not a football stadium let's be fair. But, you know

it is impressive to look at outside not so much inside watching the football but.

What's the atmosphere like at the minute? It's okay, it's not that bad. It's not as bad as

people make out. Obviously rivalry games are better than smaller

games but you know the place can get rocking, especially if we go a couple of goals up

it will get rocking yeah. Well I hope I don't see that.

Do you think we've got a chance of staying up? If Bournemouth have done it two

years in a row anyone can stay up, anyone can stay in this League and you know what it's

teams like us and you know you've only got to look at teams like Aston Villa and

people like that who are you know big clubs

top-flight for most of their existences who just don't want to invest the money.

You get a greedy owner that don't want to invest the money in the teams and

that can pull them down into it whereas I don't know what your Chairman is, is he

a Town fair? Massive Town fan yeah so he's going to want to for the good of the club, not for his pocket he's

going to want to stay there. So yeah, I think you've got a

good chance and you know the longer you stay there the more likely it is you do

stay there. I just started to feel, I know preseason

you get optimistic, I'm starting to feel that we might actually have a little

chance of sticking around for a while and who knows but I think that our

future is tied to Wagner's, really, if we can keep him, cause he's an

excellent manager and I think if we can keep him and the pitfalls of going

into you know when you get in Redknapp's and people like that that, ultimately

they're on the way down and they're just trying to get paid out here

Wagner's on the way up and I think if we can keep him you never know. Anyway mate,

thank you for your time hopefully we'll see you during the

season and we can see you at the London Stadium.

For more infomation >> Matt Wrld - West Ham Fan TV on Huddersfield Town FC - Duration: 5:32.

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第16話「森の英雄 ロビン・フッド」【モンストアニメ公式】 - Duration: 15:06.

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第16集 動畫 怪物彈珠 (繁體中文版)(第二季) - Duration: 13:53.

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Молния МАКВИН #мультик с игрушками на русском языке - Гордость Маквина! мультфильмы #для детей 2017 - Duration: 4:58.

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Making a video game all by myself - Episode 2 : Sketching - Duration: 12:01.

Wonderfully sketch, isn't-it?

But I will try to do better.

I was a web-developer.

I made internet sites with languages like PHP, Javascript, CSS …

Then I had the opportunity to work on web-based games

and now I work on console games.

So I switch from PHP to c++.

With my project, I played with c# and I learned a little more Unity.

But, even if it is a big change for me, it's just code and software.

It's completely different for sketching.

Because, as many of us, I thought science and art are incompatible.

When I tried to challenge that,

I made that.

It was not easy.

With sport, I've learnt to focus more on feelings and less on results.

I do the same for sketching.

You can try. Take a pencil and paper.

No matter what you want to draw, enjoy in sketching simple lines.

I really like that even if what I sketch is not good.

I'm looking for tutorials and I found 2 sites,

"apprendre-a-dessiner.org" by Pit and "Proko" by Stan.

They do a great job.

What I know I learned it from their sites and YouTube channels.

I learned abstraction, action lines, perspective, thickness, shortcuts

Links are in the video description.

I'm going to talk about the 5 steps I went through sketching.

1. Simple copy

2. Copy with construction (I don't really know how to say that in English :p)

3. Sketching based on models

4. Sketching from memory

5. Sketching from the imagination

1. Simple copy

Just copy a photo by tracing contour without trying to understand why.

(French blabla).

And then you have weird sketch.

2. Copy with construction

This technique gives us reference points.

You start your sketch with "simple" shapes.

Not so "simple" because I spent days drawing circles.

That's what I called the "Karate kid" part.

I didn't know if it's worth it.

Because it's very boring and frustrating.

You cannot show your sketch because you spent hours drawing squares and circles.

At the beginning, you thought you would learn to sketch figures and dragons

and after 2 hours you will know everything.

But the truth is I sketch circles and squares for days

then beans

and then robot beans (This is for you Stan :-)).

I trusted in my coaches and now I know realize it was important.

Some people don't use constructions

but it's just another way to sketch.

I use constructions.

3. Sketching based on models

This is my favorite part.

In this step you create your own sketch base on reference.

(French blabla again)

I started to create something new and not just copy.

Then I started sketching everything

my friends,

my family,

strangers in the train, in the café.

When you try to sketch strangers,

you try to lay low and

that is so funny.

Of course I keep sketching for my game.

4. Sketching from memory

What else could I say?

5. Sketching from the imagination

Just draw what is in your mind without any references.

To do that you should master the previous steps.

I cannot really sketch from imagination.

But I can sketch from references. So I think it's enough to start to create.

Of course I keep sketching.

I sketch one hour almost every day since one and half year.

I do it in the train because I have one hour to kill.

I tried Photoshop but for me pencil gives better feelings.

But you can adjust your sketch with digital sketching

when with pencil you have to erase and draw again.

Actually I don't use Photoshop because it's not very easy in a train :) .

From the step 3 I wanted to create animations.

And I made that.

My name is still Manou.

See you soon.

To be continued

For more infomation >> Making a video game all by myself - Episode 2 : Sketching - Duration: 12:01.

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首次整人就上手?feat.貪吃鬼Miko小姐 - Duration: 4:38.

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Không Thể Tin Nổi Đây Là Người Yêu Của Sơn Tùng MTP Và Cường Đô La - Duration: 2:58.

For more infomation >> Không Thể Tin Nổi Đây Là Người Yêu Của Sơn Tùng MTP Và Cường Đô La - Duration: 2:58.

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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 7:09.

(Acting Idols)

Today's movie audition

is for the movie about a martial artist

that only wears underwear, "Kung Fu Panties."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe that the set-up is key in acting.

Yes, the set-up is very important.

What kind of acting did you prepare?

I'll play a man trapped on a deserted island.

Great! Ready... Action!

I'm stuck on this deserted island.

What? Then... Hold on...

I'd rather die!

What're you doing?

The set-up is that I'm stuck with Oh Nami

and Lee Suji and I have to choose one.

You're by yourself!

- Now, it's the scene of you crossing the sea. / - Yes.

I must escape this island.

Hey! It's a boat.

Move it, move it.

Get down.

- Move. / - What're you doing?

The set-up is that it's a banana boat so

monkeys are rushing to it.

It's not that kind of banana!

- Just look around you. / - Yes.

It's a letter.

Dang it.

What letter was that?

The set-up is that it's a chain letter...

It's not a chain letter!

You're out! Go sit down!

Coming up with strange things...

Next candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

Don't I look so slim in person?

My height is 165cm.

Not 165m?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They wait for me from early in the morning.

It's to catch the first train.

- I'll show you my acting. / - Don't.

Here I go.

Sir, can you show me the script?

Geez...

A scene where I fight with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Okay! Action!

Honey, I think we've grown apart.

What's the reason?

It's probably the distance between

between the platform and train.

Forget it.

I'm going to close my heart.

The doors are closing.

That's good.

I've met someone else.

What? You'll transfer to another girl?

That's right!

You have transferred.

So stop being so clingy and get lost.

How could you say that?

I'm so angry!

What the...

What is this?

Hey!

Anyway, never show yourself in front of me.

- Taehun, I'll destroy you! / - I'm leaving.

You're not destroying anything.

So scary!

What are you doing?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

The soldiers cry when they see me.

They think you're the train to the army.

What? I'm so angry!

Stop doing that!

Stop it!

You're out! Get out of here!

Go take her to a garage.

Last candidate, come on in.

Ma'am... What brings you here?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left

are dirty roles like a lady at the night club.

There are no dirty roles in acting.

No matter how dirty the role,

you totally sterilize it and make it clean.

This is the spirit of acting.

I am merely a 1 ton fumigation truck.

Goodness!

So contaminated.

Fumigation is complete.

Now that I'm done fumigating,

I'll act as the night club lady.

Yes.

Hold on...

Now that I'm in the night club,

it's time to party!

Goodness!

Don't do this!

I'm just here to dance.

Gosh, why are you so strong?

Goodness!

Why is it so bright here? What is this?

Why'd you bring me into the kitchen?

I am not a kitchen worker!

I'm a regular here!

I can hear the music from in here too.

- ♪ The regular will just dance and go ♪ / - Ma'am.

I'm sorry but your acting

is too unrealistic.

There is no unrealistic in acting.

I was merely expressing the thriftiness of the lady

as she'd pack leftover fruit from the next table

in her side dish containers.

This is the spirit of acting!

My neck...

Alright, ma'am.

Hurry and show us the scene of the lady

being successfully set up with a man.

There is no hurrying in acting!

Acting comes out once you've

totally pulled the audience in.

I am merely a dancing model promoting acting.

Come by and take a look at the acting!

Just take a look

and you can get 3 samples.

Wink! Blowing kisses!

Shaking my butt!

Okay.

Now that I've pulled in the male viewers...

I'll act as the lady at the night club.

It's an honor to share a drink with you

all alone in this room.

Let me just go to the bathroom and powder my nose.

Okay, I got it. I'll leave my cell phone.

Men can't get enough of me.

I'm back.

Where did he go?

Hey... The bill...

$4,700 in drinks...

Where's my cell phone?

Where's my purse?

Oh, no!

It looks like I've been fooled!

I've been fooled by a player!

You're out!

For more infomation >> Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 7:09.

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Age Difference Between Bollywood Step Mother And Their Step Child - Duration: 2:33.

Age Difference Between Bollywood Step Mother And Their Step Child

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How Monthly Income Plans Are Taxed - Duration: 7:22.

How are Monthly Income Plans (MIPs) from mutual funds taxed?

MIPs try to provide regular income

Typically, 75-80% of the money in a monthly income plan (MIP) is invested in debt investments or debt securities

For tax purposes, MIP is treated like a debt fund

About 20% is invested in equities which provides the growth

If you remain invested for less than 3 years, the capital gains gets added to your income and you get taxed according to your tax slab

If you remain invested for more than 3 years, you get the benefit of inflation indexation

This means that cost of buying the units gets enhanced for tax calculation purposes

As a result, you pay lesser amount of tax and the rate of tax is also lower at 20% for long term capital gains tax

More than three years, your gain is considered as long term capital gains and short term capital gains for less than 3 years

In MIPs, you look forward to regular dividends for the regular income

The fund house has to pay the Dividend Distribution Tax or DDT, on the dividend

The dividend is tax free in your hands

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