• From filling an auditorium with water to selling kitten at a grocery store, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
most ridiculous suggestions customers have ever had.
I'm Zaraganba and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by AGrimFate Froggy When she was 15, Froggy worked at a convenience
store.
After she turned down a perverted old man for the 60th time, he walked up to the manager
and said, "You need to fire all your other employees and make the uniform into skimpy
bras and underwear."
Her boss just looked at him as the guy gave Froggy a wink and said, "I am looking out
for you honey."
Her boss rung him up and said, "Sorry, I like my employees and would never sexually harass
them.
More so that underage girl."
Number 9 was submitted by 880disneyfreak Cidius Cid worked at a theater as an actor, and when
he was in a production of Peter Pan, an audience member came up to him after the show and said,
"I think you should have filled the auditorium with water for the mermaid scene.
It would have made it more believable."
The person was completely serious, without even a sign of sarcasm in their voice.
Number 8 was submitted by hyena_cub Melissa Melissa worked as a server for many years,
and once had a woman who told her that they needed to use real eggs for their scrambled
eggs.
When Melissa told her they did, the woman was not convinced.
She kept telling her to make sure the cooks used REAL eggs, not the powdered stuff because
she knew the powdered stuff they used was left over military rations from World War
2.
Even when Melissa went back to the kitchen, she watched the cook crack two real eggs onto
the grill and scramble them.
But, the woman was sure she was still trying to pawn off those old World War 2 powdered
egg rations on her again.
Number 7 was submitted by KillDozer688 SaltySquid SaltySquid worked as a cleaning assistant
at a zoo where visitors are handed small questionnaires that they can fill out to provide feedback.
One of the questions is "what would make your visit better?"
Some people wrote down that they wanted the animals to move around more and hide less.
and even suggestions for new animals, such as bears, elephants, and dolphins.
The zoo was only 50 acres, so they would need a lot more space for those animals.
One visitor even asked for dinosaurs!
And of course, there was that one visitor who asked for "better-looking people at guest
admissions."
Number 6 was submitted by OhYarnIt Andiemations While shopping for yarn in a craft store,
Andie overheard another customer, an old lady, telling an employee that they needed to carry
more sexy fabrics.
When the employee asked what she meant by sexy fabrics, the woman said, "You know, fabric
with sexy people printed on it!
And that shiny, leather-looking stuff."
The old lady had a good attitude and was really cheerful, so the employee just laughed and
said to check back in a week or so.
Andie doesn't know what the lady wanted to make, but she still bought fabric that
day.
Number 5 was submitted by celestial_loves Doopie
Doopie was working at a supermarket when a little girl walked over to her checkout line.
She asked, "Where are the kittens?
Mommy said I could get one if I could find the section where the kittens are."
Doopie laughed, but the little girl just stared at her until she realized she was being serious.
She tried to explain to the little girl that it was a grocery store and that they didn't
have kittens, but then the little girl started crying.
She accused Doopie of lying and said that the store claimed to have kittens, and that
they should not lie about it.
Then the little girl's mom walked over and started yelling at Doopie for making her daughter
cry.
Doopie tried to explain, but the mother yelled, "Well then, get kittens!" and said she was
never shopping there again.
Number 4 was submitted by SmudgeyDuck MKyleM One time, when MKyleM was at a general store
with his mom, he heard someone yelling at the person behind the counter to stop selling
paper because it could be used as a murder weapon.
MKyleM and his mom just ignored him.
But that night, he ended up having a nightmare where someone slit his throat with a piece
of paper.
They went back the next day because they forgot to get milk, and the customer was still there,
but this time he was yelling about them selling little fruit cups.
For about a month, the man was in that store every time they went in.
Number 3 was submitted by xXCrystalGlitzzzXx Pandora
Pandora was working at Walmart one day when a customer came up to her and asked, "Can
you stop making Kit-Kats?
My son is allergic to them and every time we come in he wants them, but then he has
to go to the hospital after eating them."
Pandora had to explain for 15 minutes that they didn't make the Kit-Kats, and couldn't
stop selling them because of one person being allergic.
So whenever Pandora sees the customer with her son, they take the Kit-Kats and hide them
from people.
Number 2 was submitted by DerpyWhooves1987 CivilSpider
Back when CivilSpider worked at a supermarket, a customer wanted to buy roasted peanuts in
the shell.
Then the customer proceeded to ask if they had roasted peanuts in the shell without the
peel.
After explaining that in order for the peanut to be peeled, they had to be removed from
the shell.
She then suggested that they needed to breed them in a way where they grow without the
peel and the problem would be solved.
After staring at each other for a few seconds, CivilSpider got saved by the bell as he was
being called up front to help cashier.
To this day, he still remembers how ludicrous that suggestion was.
Number 1 – What
was the most ridiculous suggestion from a customer I ever heard?
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