Waching daily Feb 17 2018

you know what is going on guys it is your boy Yogge here and today I'm where

you guys a new fortnite video all right guys so obviously a lot of you

know the impulse gonna came out and the new shrine locations came out and almost

every youtuber has made a video on the channel talking about the new shrine

locations and a new impulse grenade or whatever not gonna I was gonna make a

video that too today but I thought you know what every other literally every

other channel that this gaming has made of you know that so you know what I'm

gonna do something a little bit different today today guys what we're

gonna be talking about is some four night basically fan ideas of you know

just place to put in fortnight for those of you guys who don't know haunted hills

on the map was actually a bad idea they literally pull that straight from

the fan idea because the defend actually put in like a lot of details and

information on how to make it how it is they literally pull this straight from

him and put it in the game and obviously they probably did a little bit of

editing to it but yeah it was originally a fan idea that they put in a game so I

guys I found to really interesting a fan ideas on Twitter so that's what we're

gonna be talking about said if you guys interested stay tuned for available

first we gotta roll that intro

alright guys so guinness straight to it the first fan idea that I found it's

pretty simple it's kind of just like Haunted Hills another fan idea requested

a new location called chaos carnival now chaos carnival will take place and what

is it called the North East I believe corner of the map I'm pretty

sure it's bite at in one house with the barn and you know close to it as a farm

and it's on that part yeah you're on a long time I write if you guys have ever

been here there's a forum near there so I don't know where they really want to

put this as they do put this in the game I don't know if they're gonna put on

that forum area or maybe there's there's a lot of open land or something this so

they might put it there but I'm not sure it's a little bit too close if they do

put it there so the name is chaos carnival and again I already told you

guys in the it's in the north east corner of the map so he says currently

the northeast corner of the map particularly wailing woods and lonely

Lodge doesn't receive much traffic largely due to poor loose bonds in the

area having an interesting higher loop p oh i whatever that means in the corner

in that corner of my draw more people to this region my recommendation a carnival

not a flu borne amusement park but the Genki kind you see pop up temporarily

for a County Fair it would be an interesting place to fight and loot and

could complement some of the the Dilip Dilip a did it whatever that means

I don't know how to say that word but anyways some of the Dilip eighty

locations seen somewhere else throughout the map for nights colorful graphics are

perfect for a carnival too and I do agree with that and it would look even

cooler if it was lit up at night and all and I also really really agree with that

but there's a little flaw with the little thingy because if only the

carnival was a little up that wouldn't make sense because there's also like

many other signs throughout the game that should be lit up for example like

the gas station tomato town they have a sign there the little apartments they

have a sign there if they do little carnival I want them to lit up other

places too and around the map and I feel like they should also add more you know

likes to uh to tilt the tower like that would be a good place at night to you

know light up that's a really really good idea but I don't know they're gonna

do that or not so ideas for rides so there's a ferris wheel and there should

be a loot chest at the top top a care aside this I think this is the little

horse thingy that goes in a circle loot chests in one of the seats rollercoaster

items weapons ammo on track fun house lots of mirrors which

agree with this and to hit it Luke says this one really really sounds like a

good idea honestly because I don't think there are mirrors in for night is there

now that I think about I'll thing I've ever seen a mirror maybe I'm just really

really tripping but that would be a good idea to have a funhouse so ideas for

other buildings carnival food stands elephant ears etc stuff like that

carnival games Lou in the bag ticket booth live music stage now he's really

going and really enough with this and I feel like just because he is Epic Games

might actually put this in the game and he goes and say epic I know you just

released an amazing map of the Bravo but please consider deciding in the future

maybe it could be part of a new map you released if not the current map so I

guys I want you guys tell me in the comments down below what you guys think

of Carol's carnival but now move on to the second and most interesting a four

night fan idea so this is actually a new game-mode concept so here is what it's

supposed to look like now I don't know why it says no ali-a no I have no clue

why says that but here's I guess here's what he's supposed to be talking about

obviously right now having no clue what the hell he's gonna be time up but this

looks really really interesting alright so he actually went all the way out and

made like a little little I don't even know what to call this you know the back

of the games you know when you get like the game cases you look at the bags it's

kind of what looks like anyways he introduces a new weapon called the storm

step so as you see right there it's a epic weapon special event storm chasers

concept by the squatting dog after dropping down from the battle bus the

game puts your team's storm staff in the inventory and inventory my fault of a

randomly chosen teammate the storm staff repels the storm at a given this is

allowing your team safe passage the storm staff must always be held in the

hands of a player for it to repel the damage of the storm you may pass off the

storm staff between teammates as the fight progresses one job do you have 10

seconds to have another teammate pick it up where you lose your aura of

protection every team has one storm staff and it cannot be picked up by

other teams when someone gets eliminated or DB and OMG tsunamis knocked out with

the storm staff the aura jobs for that team until he is picked up by a teammate

so this already sounds really really cool me seems like a really interesting

idea and I guess that's what he was talking about right here this is the

little order that your team is in the little circle and he says you can use

protection or of another team until their staff holder dies or is DB I know

what I guess makes your circle bigger or

something like that on the mini-map you can also see other staff holders but not

their squad maids balancing protecting your staff holder hunting the enemy

teams the passing off the storm game is an aim of the game there are probably

many other adjustments needed to balance is variant but what do you think

honestly guys this sounds really this is really really creative whoever came up

with this what's his name again the squatting dog man I don't know how

he came up with this but this is a very very interesting idea honestly I

wouldn't be mad if they actually put this in the game I'd be happy seems like

a pretty interesting idea to me and I wouldn't be mad if they put her in

actually that might be one of the most interesting and interesting things I've

ever done with four night before idea game itself is interesting because it's

new to people on console you know battle royale games and stuff like that but

this is on another level this game oh it is crazy I feel like these two things

will mainly be put in the game just because of how much detail these two

people gave epic and if they see it as they most likely will put this in a game

I mean it just make sense when you read it so yeah shout out to the squatting

dog for the game mode and shout out to rhythm runner who submitted this chaos

carnival idea on reddit I just wanted to make sure that I said their names

because they're the ones that came up with this stuff not me so yeah guys I'm

gonna come as what y'all think about this honestly these two ideas are

probably the most creative and the most most accessible of ever seen on Twitter

so it's something that comes with you're thinking about this honestly like I said

again these two ideas I want to be mad if I seen them so I got sold you guys

you never get a mission of activities on myself you know yeah tell me the

comments to me I want to see some more videos like this wait I'll see you guys

on the next one

yes not on one Shelby Drive look alive look alive niggas came up on this side

are they on the other side oh well fuckin dog we gonna see how hard a ride

I get rested by side and I split it with the guys we up on the other side niggas

actin like we tie I've been gone since night July

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Woodturning A Tai Chi Exercise Ball - Duration: 8:38.

Hi, Alan Stratton, from As Wood Turns.

(www.AsWoodTurns.com) A couple of weeks ago, a fellow saw one of

my videos where I turned a ball of sphere and said, "Hey, can you make me a Tai Chi

ball about eight inches in diameter.

I said no.

that's a lot of work.

I show people how to do it.

But, I decided to make one anyway to show you how to make a big ball or sphere on the

lathe.

This one is solid oak laminated together and turned as one block to this Tai Chi ball.

How they use it, I do not know.

It's way too heavy for me.

But it is a nice big ball.

Let's turn this Tai Chi ball.

For this project I laminated pieces of dry oak until I had a block of wood a little over

8 by 8 by 8 inches.

The ends were uneven but the block is so heavy and awkward, I did not want to try to saw

it.

Instead I used the drill press to bore a flat at the center of each end.

Now the spur center and live center can seat firmly to the wood.

Now to lift this heavy block of wood to mount it to the lathe.

Fortunately, the drill bit left good points for the centers to fall into.

Now the task is to rough out the oak before trimming the ends.

Then I'm marking out the projection of an octagon onto the surface.

For an 8" diameter, each side is 3.314".

So I'm laying out the center at 4", then 1.657" out from the middle for this side

of 3.314" and the full 8" length.

I did the math and made a spreadsheet for octagons in 1/8" increments of diameter.

Next I'm reducing the extra length down to a diameter of 3.314 the size of the end

side.

I'll do this on both ends.

I'm using a bedan and a parting tool.

I still need a lot of practice with the bedan.

Then I can cut a 45 degree side between the end diameter and the mark on the side.

This is not a precise cut but it helps me in shaping a sphere of this size.

Same process for the other end.

Now I can bisect each side and cut new flats thus making my octagon into a sixteen agon.

The sixteen agon does not have to be finished since it is only a guide.

I can now round off the points into the sphere.

I'm also using an idea from Julio Marcolongo.

This is a disk with a hole in the middle I can move over the surface.

If I see gaps, they are next to a ridge and I need to cut it out.

My disk should be bigger for this size of ball.

Now for the first shift.

I've marked an equator line on the ball.

Then put a cup faceplate on the headstock and another threaded cup faceplate on the

live center.

The trick is to center the ball in the cup when the ball is not yet uniform.

I sawed off the ends with a hand saw.

Next the trick is to scrape off the bumps while watching the ghost image at the top

edge of the ball.

I started with a square carbide cutter.

The ball only jumped off the lathe once here.

I took this opportunity to shift the ball.

I switched to shear scraping with a gouge.

This seems to work better for me.

It seems to put a lot less pressure on the ball.

Again work the ghost away.

It's hard to center a ball of this size but it is still working.

This process takes at least two shifts after the first turning, and sometimes more if I

don't get it right.

I really like this process for spheres: no expensive special purpose tool and no ticky

jam chuck.

All I need are cup faceplates and standard tools.

On smaller balls, I use a rubber stopper on the live center instead of a threaded cup

faceplate for the tail stock.

I had to treat some cracks with CA glue and let it harden.

To power sand the ball, I used the same process: Sand, Shift, Sand, Shift, Sand, Change Grit,

repeat, change grit.

You get the picture.

I decided to sign the ball with only my initials and the year with the pyrography pen.

Finally, I decide to give the ball a bath with walnut oil.

I put it in a large stainless bowl, poured walnut oil over it, then wet a towel with

oil and finished its oil bath.

My Tai Chi ball weighs seven pounds and is about 8 inches diameter.

I don't know Tai Chi so why anyone would want to exercise with this big, heavy ball

is beyond me.

I made this ball mainly to prove to myself that I can turn a ball of this size.

No, I'm not selling them.

I'm thinking I should make another this size but much lighter.

Stay tuned for that.

As for exercise, yoga plus some other exercises are good enough for me.

That's all for this big Tai Chi ball.

Please give this video a thumbs up, subscribe on my website and tell your friends.

Please wear your full face shield – you'll thank me later.

I am Alan Stratton from As Wood Turns dot com.

Come back next week for a new woodturning video.

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My New Esports Gaming Chair! (Quersus Review) - Duration: 3:11.

There's a lot of different choices for gaming chairs, but I decided to partner up with Quersus

which focuses on esports related gaming chairs and give you a guys a review on one of their chairs.

Hey guys, salut mes amis och hallå gubbar, Maxim here!

This chair is called the E302 which comes from the E-line and as you can see on the

site there are many different ones to choose from.

So there's three reasons why Quersus is a good choice for Gaming Chairs, and I'm going

to talk about them in the video with my honest opinion.

Let's start with the packaging.

It was smaller than what I imagined it to be, I was expecting another box, but no, all

the parts were inside, and it's still surprisingly large.

Assembling the chair was fun, easier and faster than IKEA furniture.

It was clear from the get go which part of the chair was what when I opened the package,

the instruction manual was just a simple two-sided paper and the screws plus smaller accessories

were neatly sorted.

Daym.

For me, this is reason number 1 - Good packaging, neatly organized and easy to understand.

Assembling took about 30 minutes for me since I like to go slow so I don't do anything wrong,

but you could easily get this chair up in around 10 minutes.

Now reason number 2 is on customization.

This chair is obviously very comfortable, you can lean-back, change the height, basically

do stuff most chairs offer, but there's some extra things that I really enjoy.

First, you can customize your cushion to give it your own logo.

Here's mine for example.

The logo we used however has lots of colors and details so it didn't come out that great,

but if you only have like 2 or 3 colors in your logo and less details it will look really good.

I also have a yellow cushion to fit the theme which is always included when you get a chair.

Second, most if not all gaming chairs will give you the ability to adjust your armrests,

but this one takes it a bit further and gives you the option to go down, up, rotate left,

rotate right, backwards, forwards, and even go inwards and outwards.

Third, is the ability to adjust the so called lumbar region.

So with this knob you can push the chair forward so your back gets more support.

This is a very underestimated feature of the chair that I didn't know I would like so much.

I'm kind of a lounger when I do things casually on the computer, so this really helps my lower back.

Now reason number 3 are the little things.

Each lever on the chair has an image so you know what it does, the wheels are non-scratching

so the floor doesn't get damaged when you move around,

and it doesn't leave any ass-marks because it's using soft, thick and highly durable

faux leather.

No but seriously it's extremely comfortable and I really like that it doesn't leave any stains.

The whole chair feels very durable and sturdy.

If I lean-back on it I'm not afraid to fall down or anything like that which we've seen

people do occasionally on stream.

It does feel like a premium product which knows what it wants to be.

So that's the Quersus Esports gaming chair and it's the most comfortable chair that I've

used so far.

It's probably because the model is perfect for me in terms of size, I'm gonna put links

below if you're interested.

So if you have a gaming chair today, which one are you currently using?

You can follow me on Twitter to see what's happening behind the scenes, I'll see you

guys in the next one, and go bananas!

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Chicken-licken - Duration: 3:42.

Section 6 of Childhood's Favorites and Fairy Stories

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Childhood's Favorites and Fairy Stories by various authors

Section 6

CHICKEN-LICKEN

AS Chicken-licken was going one day to the wood,

whack! an acorn fell from a tree on to his head.

"Gracious goodness me!" said Chicken-licken,

"the sky must have fallen;

I must go and tell the King."

So Chicken-licken turned back, and met Hen-len.

"Well, Hen-len, where are you going?" said he.

"I'm going to the wood," said she.

"Oh, Hen-len, don't go!" said he,

"for as I was going the sky fell on to my head,

and I'm going to tell the King."

So Hen-len turned back with Chicken-licken,

and met Cock-lock.

"I'm going to the wood," said he.

Then Hen-len said:

"Oh Cock-lock, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Cock-lock turned back, and they met Duck-luck.

"Well, Duck-luck, where are you going?"

And Duck-luck said:

"I'm going to the wood."

Then Cock-lock said:

"Oh! Duck-luck, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Hen-len,

and Hen-len met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Duck-luck turned back, and met Drake-lake.

"Well, Drake-lake, where are you going?"

And Drake-lake said:

"I'm going to the wood."

Then Duck-luck said:

"Oh! Drake-lake, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Cock-lock,

and Cock-lock met Hen-len,

and Hen-len met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Drake-lake turned back, and met Goose-loose.

"Well, Goose-loose, where are you going?"

And Goose-loose said: "I'm going to the wood."

Then Drake-lake said:

"Oh, Goose-loose, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Duck-luck,

and Duck-luck met Cock-lock,

and Cock-lock met Hen-len,

and Hen-len met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Goose-loose turned back, and met Gander-lander.

"Well, Gander-lander, where are you going?"

And Gander-lander said:

"I'm going to the wood."

Then Goose-loose said:

"Oh! Gander-lander, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Drake-lake,

and Drake-lake met Duck-luck,

and Duck-luck met Cock-lock,

and Cock-lock met Hen-len,

and Hen-len met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Gander-lander turned back, and met Turkey-lurkey.

"Well, Turkey-lurkey, where are you going?"

And Turkey-lurkey said:

"I'm going to the wood."

Then Gander-lander said:

"Oh! Turkey-lurkey, don't go,

for I was going, and I met Goose-loose,

and Goose-loose met Drake-lake,

and Drake-lake met Duck-luck,

and Duck-luck met Cock-lock,

and Cock-lock met Hen-len,

and Hen-len met Chicken-licken,

and Chicken-licken had been at the wood,

and the sky had fallen on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

So Turkey-lurkey turned back, and walked with Gander-lander,

Goose-loose, Drake-lake, Duck-luck,

Cock-lock, Hen-len,

and Chicken-licken.

And as they were going along, they met Fox-lox.

And Fox-lox said:

"Where are you going?"

And they said:

"Chicken-licken went to the wood,

and the sky fell on to his head,

and we are going to tell the King."

And Fox-lox said:

"Come along with me, and I will show you the way."

But Fox-lox took them into the fox's hole,

and he and his young ones soon ate up poor Chicken-licken,

Hen-len, Cock-lock, Duck-luck,

Drake-lake, Goose-loose, Gander-lander,

and Turkey-lurkey;

and they never saw the King to tell him that the sky had fallen.

END of Section 6

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Little Red Riding Hood - Duration: 5:02.

Little Red Riding Hood

from The Book of Fables and Folk Stories

by Horace E. Scudder

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LITTLE RED-RIDING-HOOD by Horace E. Scudder

ONCE upon a time there lived in a certain village a little girl.

Her mother was very fond of her,

and her grandmother loved her even more.

This good old woman made for her a red cloak,

which suited the child so well that

ever after she was called Little Red-Riding-Hood.

One day her mother made some cakes,

and said to Little Red-Riding-Hood:—

"Go, my dear, and see how grandmother does, "

"for I hear that she has been very ill."

"Carry her a cake and a little pot of butter."

Little Red-Riding-Hood set out at once to go to her grandmother,

who lived in another village.

As she was going through the wood

she met a large Wolf.

He had a very great mind to eat her up;

but he dared not, for there were some wood-choppers near by.

So he asked her:—

"Where are you going, little girl?"

The poor child did not know that

it was dangerous to stop and talk with the Wolf,

and she said:—

"I am going to see my grandmother,

and carry her a cake and a little pot of butter from my mother."

"Does she live far off?" asked the Wolf.

"Oh, yes."

"It is beyond that mill, at the first house in the village."

"Well," said the Wolf,

"I will go and see her, too."

"I will go this way; do you go that, "

"and we will see who will be there soonest."

At this the Wolf began to run as fast as he could,

taking the nearest way,

and Little Red-Riding-Hood went by the farthest.

She stopped often to chase a butterfly,

or pluck a flower,

and so she was a good while on the way.

The Wolf was soon at the old woman's house,

and knocked at the door—

tap, tap!

"Who is there?"

"Your grandchild, Little Red-Riding-Hood,"

replied the Wolf, changing his voice.

"I have brought you a cake and a pot of butter from mother."

The good grandmother, who was ill in bed, called out:—

"Pull the string, and the latch will go up."

The Wolf pulled the string, and the latch went up.

The door opened,

and he jumped in,

and fell upon the old woman,

and ate her up in less than no time,

for he had not tasted food for three days.

He then shut the door,

and got into the grandmother's bed.

By and by,

Little Red-Riding-Hood came and knocked at the door—

tap, tap!

"Who is there?"

Little Red-Riding-Hood heard the big voice of the Wolf,

and at first she was afraid.

Then she thought her

grandmother must have a bad cold,

so she answered:—

"Little Red-Riding-Hood."

"I have brought you a cake and a pot of butter from mother."

The Wolf softened his voice as much as he could, and called out:—

"Pull the string, and the latch will go up."

Little Red-Riding-Hood pulled the string,

and the latch went up,

and the door opened.

The Wolf was hiding under the bedclothes

and called out in a muffled voice:—

"Put the cake and the pot of butter on the shelf,"

"and come to bed."

Little Red-Riding-Hood made ready for bed.

Then she looked with wonder at her grandmother,

who had changed so much, and she said:—

"Grandmother, what great arms you have!"

"The better to hug you, my dear."

"Grandmother, what great ears you have!"

"The better to hear you, my dear."

"Grandmother, what great eyes you have!"

"The better to see you, my dear."

"Grandmother, what great teeth you have!"

"The better to eat you."

And at this the wicked Wolf sprang up

and fell upon poor Little Red-Riding-Hood

and ate her all up.

END of Little Red Riding Hood

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The Three Billy Goats Gruff - Duration: 5:00.

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

from East of the Sun and West of the Moon: Old Tales from the North

by Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Engebretsen Moe

read by Mary Jane Conlon

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THE THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF

Once upon a time there were three billy goats,

who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat,

and the name of all three was "Gruff".

On the way up was a bridge over a burn they had to cross;

and under the bridge lived a great ugly Troll,

with eyes as big as saucers,

and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all

came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap! trip, trap!" went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?"

roared the Troll.

"Oh! it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff;

and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat."

said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up." said the Troll.

"Oh, no! Pray don't take me.

I'm too little, that I am." said the billy goat.

"Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes.

He's much bigger."

"Well! Be off with you." said the Troll.

A little while after

came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap! trip, trap!

trip, trap!"

went the bridge.

"WHO'S THAT tripping over my bridge?"

roared the Troll.

"Oh! It's the second Billy Goat Gruff,

and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat."

said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up."

said the Troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me.

Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes.

He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you." said the Troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff.

"TRIP, TRAP! TRIP, TRAP!

TRIP, TRAP!"

went the bridge,

for the billy-goat was so heavy

that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"WHO'S THAT tramping over my bridge?"

roared the Troll.

"IT IS I! THE BIG BILLY GOAT GRUFF."

said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up."

roared the Troll.

"Well, come along!

I've got two spears,

And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;

I've got besides two curling-stones,

And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones."

That was what the big billy goat said;

and so he flew at the Troll

and poked his eyes out with his horns,

and crushed him to bits, body and bones,

and tossed him out into the burn,

and after that he went up to the hillside.

There the billy goats got so fat

they were scarce able to walk home again;

and if the fat hasn't fallen off them,

why they're still fat;

and so:

Snip, snap, snout,

This tale's told out.

END of The Three Billy Goats Gruff

from East of the Sun and West of the Moon: Old Tales from the North

by Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Engebretsen Moe

read by Mary Jane Conlon