Today, we got a tiger with us.
I mean, not this one.
But…
(THIS ONE!!!)
Can you see that?
I can't even see myself.
It's so cute!
IT'S SO CUTE!
And I have to talk about it because I know you won't be able to see that in this way. So...
It's so cute...
SO CUTE.
So... yeah...
Also this one is cute.
AH HA HA HA!
Hello world!
I'm pretty sure I'm over qualified to talk about this considering I have so many friends.
I should change the title into "How To Lie With A Straight Face".
I believe we always try our best to avoid human interaction.
Unless it's your crush, then hello sir!
Madam!
Please have body interaction with me!
That sounds very appropriate.
Or maybe some humans are just fine, okay.
And perhaps you can sit next to me.
Which never occur to me.
The last scenario will be you wanting to approach someone but don't know how.
This is where I can show my magic.
Again, I have so many friends.
*COUGH COUGH* O_O
All things are difficult before they are easy…
Am I saying this right?
If you want to do something new or different.
It is always hard to start, but after you covered...
After you covered the beginning.
The remain parts will follow up…
Am I SaYiNg ThIs RiGhT!?
Anyways! Here are some tips on how to approach humans.
A.K.A. You are a baby.
My bab- NO NO NO NO NO.
I have neck issue.
I might be a serial killer.
Hi.
I lack of social skill.
A.K.A. You are 2 years old now. Congratulations.
You probably have not yet learn this word.
Hi.
PlEaSe LoVe Me.
Don't get me wrong. I'm just exercising.
How are you?
I'm fine. In case you care. Or not.
It's okay. I know nobody likes me.
A.K.A. You are… Maybe 83 years old now?
Today is brutally cold...
Are your nipples good?
Have you heard about my uncle's neighbor's high school friend
lost her cat?
No!?
Do you live under a rock?
What's your name?
I work at Chipotle, I can hook you up with reservation.
A.K.A. You are not ready for this.
You smell like cheese…
And I allergic to cheese, so please stay away from me!
♫ Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy ♫
♫ But here's my diary, so love me maybe? ♫
*Are you smiling or crying? Can't tell, sis*
Is this too aggressive?
Is? Awesome!
Me? I simply use my charm…
Now you know why I don't have friends.
Thank you for watching!
Is it weird that you only hear my voice but not seeing me?
Just imagine this is a broadcast, and enjoy the new outro image.
In case you have not yet notice, I have done some make over for the channel.
See how many of them you can find, huh?
Now go get them, go go go!
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