hi everyone so today I just wanted to give a quick little update if you've
been following me on Twitter I've had some problems with my left testicle it
was bothering me and I was in pretty extreme pain finally following vegan
gains pays off I've been following this dude for so long I had to deal with so many
tweets about veganism dude's physiques testicle problems but look at me now I
stumbled across this shit for my illiterate fans what I'm referring to is
the fact that vegan gains just clickbaited having cancer well actually before
I get too far let's just make sure he doesn't have cancer that wouldn't be
good it could be testicular cancer but I went
to the doctor he thinks it's pretty unlikely
he thinks it's a cyst or something oh so you don't have cancer because where I was
coming from you know like when I read the title of your video saying you might
have cancer my eyes must've been deceiving me or
something because I thought you might have had cancer apparently there's this
post vasectomy pain syndrome that can occur and it looks like I have some
symptoms of that basically there was a big hard marble sized lump in my
testicle that was causing a lot of fucking pain I couldn't really do
anything I was basically sitting in bed with my
legs spread open alright I think you set up the picture well enough holy
now i'm not going to be able to stop picturing vegan gains full-on man spreading in his bed
because he has testicle problems all jokes aside the vegan gains cancer video
brings up three very important questions I need to find answers to number one is
the title of vegan gains video I might have cancer parentheses not clickbait
and other updates actually clickbait number two this vegan gains a scumbag
for the title he chose he is and the third question well I'm gonna keep that
a secret for now now before we get into this I think it's worth mentioning like
with most people cancer's had a substantial impact on my life I've lost
multiple family members of cancer and my dad -- love my dad -- beat testicular
cancer about a year ago so this gonna hope you trusted that I -- the idiot who taught
shaving his head to show support for his dad in the midst of his last semester of
college and in the middle of winter was a good idea -- I'm gonna hope you trust
that I know what I'm talking about quick tip for all you out there you want to
shave your head and support your dad as he goes through cancer treatments pick a
better season than winter your head gets cold and when your head gets cold
while your head is cold in the first place we just because your dad has
cancer with all that said guys cancer is obviously a very serious thing
and vegan gains I hope you know the reason why I'm making this video isn't
because you might have cancer it's because whether you have cancer or you
don't you're being a poopiehead about the whole thing
all right the serious parts over now let's have some fun imagine being a
vegan gains fan yeah that would suck right that suck now imagine being a
vegan gains fan and hearing that your hero vegan gains might have cancer you
might lose one of your favorite entertainers guys I still remember the
day my dad sat me down and told me he had cancer could you imagine being sat
down by one of your parents instead of them telling you they had cancer they
said son I might have cancer well actually the doctor doesn't think I
do but who knows I might yeah I might you don't know what kind of poop is that
dude don't put that poop on me figure it out
either you have cancer or you don't are you really gonna be the guy looking for
sympathy when you don't even know if you're sick or not that's just selfish
man it just makes you look like a dick wait a couple weeks figure that
poop out and then let people know once you're sure it's not like you couldn't have
just made this video month later but we're getting sidetracked here is
saying you might have cancer clickbait if we're talking about it from a technical
standpoint I guess it isn't but I imagine you could see why I might
consider this clickbait in fact in this case writing that your title isn't
clickbait actually just makes it more clickbait if vegan gains just changed
his title to I might have cancer his fans would most likely take the video
seriously when they start watching it because who in their right mind will
clickbait cancer and whether you love him or hate him vegan gains has never
really come across as a clickbaiter so it kind of makes sense but because in
this case he did write not clickbait which is a phrase mostly used to
actually clickbait audiences it could come across as less serious it doesn't
help that the guy posted this before he's even sure whether he has cancer or
not that just makes this cynic in me think he probably doesn't have cancer
because he ultimately did end up having cancer he probably wouldn't have been in such a rush
to tell the world he had it the only reasons you'd rush to tell people you
have cancer is if you didn't have much time left to live
or you're a scumbag who knows you probably don't have cancer but if you
talk about it this early people won't ream me over the fact that you're lying about
having cancer I guess there's two different answers to
the question for two different types of people if you're one of those well actually
types of people you're probably gonna say this isn't
clickbait because this specifically says it's not clickbait if you're anybody
else this is probably clickbait and clickbaiting cancer that's kind of the one
instance of clickbait I actually have a problem with so that brings us to the second
question does clickbaiting cancer and make vegan gains a scumbag I mean yeah
look he might have cancer he might not and if he does end up
having cancer that honestly sucks I'll definitely be hoping he gets better like
that's not even a lie I I sincerely hope from someone who's had to deal with it
and again like I'm not trying to be like cancers ruining my life
but from someone who's dealt with it before like it's hard to not be sympathetic
towards anyone who has that terrible disease but again the problem isn't
whether this dude has cancer it's the fact he's insinuating he might have
cancer when he's not even sure you might just have a different type of testicle
problems just get your balls checked dude you might have weird balls okay your balls
might be weird I'm sorry but it has to be said dude that brings us to our third
question and for this I'm gonna hand it over to my friend WillyMacShow take it
away Willy okay time for the question should people feel sorry for vegan gains
because he has cancer I love doing what I do
I've always loved what I do I wouldn't do it if I did it but clearly there is
one more aspect in my life and that is to inspire and that is to show you guys
that cancer can't be beaten I was put here on
earth to inspire you mere mortals poop please why he has such a soft voice
sorry it's just throwing me off poop please poop please hundreds of thousands of people
die of cancer every year and there's no guarantee that you're going to survive
this do you even listen to yourself talk I am not scared I am not scared of this
because I'm going to beat this once and for all
seems pretty badass if you ask me vegan gains clearly has no compassion or
sympathy for other people so why show any to him right he cares more about a
box of chicken nuggets than an actual human being but luckily for vegan gains
there are a lot of really good people in the world who will feel sorry for him
even if he is an unsympathetic poopyface you are the definition of a coward
you're fine with giving suffering and death to other sentient beings innocent
animals that did nothing to you but when it comes time for you to face suffering
and death oh you bawl your eyes out you start crying and you expect other people
to give you sympathy and support is this guy for real
is he trolling oh my god he is insane I'm not gonna lie I love this drama from
the diet or workout community whatever you want to call it the commentary
community points out clickbaits and hypocrisy that go back over a year
meanwhile the vegans are telling people they deserve to die because they ate a
hamburger f man we're the commentary community we're gonna get out savaged by
this vegan poopyface hum no dude we need to stand up for ourself I'm not putting up
with this poop
I'll take a chicken sandwich and can it be the most tortured chicken you have
back there I want it to be able to taste the tears of its last dying breath and can it be crispy
thanks Willie at the end of the day vegan gains is yet
another poopyface with a camera we're all just poopyfaces talking to a camera
we're all just poopyfaces talking to a camera he's basically just the peta
Twitter account in human form like he might care about what he thinks is important
but ultimately everything in life revolves around him and anyone who
disagrees with him might as well go kill themselves and to be honest I feel for
the guy it's got to be hard to keep making me poop YouTube videos he pumps
out when he seemingly has more haters and fans and these people are
ruthless saying his girlfriend looks like an Isis hostage giving him poop for
his massive forehead and saying stuff I'm not even sure I'm allowed to say out
loud on YouTube I'm not saying you should feel sorry for vegan gains
because if the person we're talking about here had cancer and was any non
vegan on earth vegan gains would be making an animal cruelty highlight reel to try
to prove their non vegan diet is the reason they're suffering but at the same
time I'm not telling you you shouldn't feel sorry for him either willy showed
you that dude does not want you to have any pity for anyone who has cancer so
until next time thoughts and prayers for vegan gains' ball problems make sure
you tweet at him post in his youtube comments and tell him you hope his balls
feel better #hopeyourballsareokay even let him know I send you if you
want thanks so much to WillyMacShow for collabing on this the dude is one of
the funniest people on YouTube and if you're not subscribed already I really
don't know what you're waiting for dudes funny subscribe his channel and
make sure to subscribe to this channel as well join the army we have the most
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