(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I've been so busy with work
that I have so many show-mercials.
What? Show-mercial?
I mixed shows and commercials!
I have a lot of show-mercials.
I'm going out for drinks tonight.
I want some dried bar snacks.
So I want some laver,
dried cod...
- And dried pollack. / - Yeah?
So I mixed those three bar snacks!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Laver, dried cod, dried pollack...
Laver, dried cod, dried pollack!
Laver-cod-lack!
Laver-cod-lack!
After drinking, laver-cod-lack!
Everyone!
Laver-cod-lack!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi!
Hi!
Who are you?
Hi, kids!
I'm from the land of hopes and dreams.
I'm Miss Hard Carry.
- Miss Hard Carry. / - Yes.
Teacher, I just helped a kid earlier.
How so?
A kid wanted some ice cream
and wanted to borrow $1.
So...
Kid, here's a dollar.
Buy some yummy ice cream with this.
So...
Shall we talk about your interest rate?
Kid.
The interest rate is 47%.
3, 2, 1.
Congratulations, kid!
The $1 you borrowed became $40.
The ice cream you're eating is
more expensive than gelato made by
an Italian master.
Now it's time for you to pay me back.
What?
You don't even have money to get home?
Oh, no.
I don't have any mercy.
How could you say that to a kid?
- I was just kidding, teacher. / - Right?
I gave that kid this sticker as a gift.
What kind of sticker?
A repossession sticker.
Where should I stick this?
I should put it on your Pororo doll.
Come here.
Stop that. Go sit down.
Kid, life is a war.
Why would you stick that on yourself?
Good job, Miss Hard Carry.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
I'm going to the bathhouse today.
I'll totally have swag at the bathhouse.
What will you do at a bathhouse?
First, I'll get washed up.
I'll turn the shower on.
Swag!
I'll shampoo my hair
and end with condition-swag.
After washing my hair,
I'll dry my hair with a hair dryer.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
Bang, bang, bang.
After washing up, I'll eat an egg.
Got to get a swag-plate cooked egg.
What are you talking about?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This red comb
will become my cockscomb.
And this scrub towels and bath basket
will become my tail.
- A tail. / - Shake, shake.
It looks real. Wow.
And lastly, this towel
will become my wings.
Don't I look like a chicken?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ In the chicken coop, there are chickens ♪
♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
♪ At Bongsunga School, there's CD ♪
♪ Swag, swag ♪
Good job, CD!
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the different kinds of clothing
that can help us when it's cold.
There are gloves.
- They're warm. / - Gloves.
Thick socks.
- Those are warm too. / - Thick socks.
And there's something else.
This furry jacket.
- Hold on. / - A furry jacket.
What is that?
A furry jacket.
Who calls that a furry jacket?
People wore this since the Goryeo era.
Where did you get something like this?
You know what a furry jacket is.
- What? / - See?
You've never heard of this!
- Everyone calls it something else. / - No.
Just say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
- No! / - Don't say it!
No! Don't!
- No! / - No!
Coat!
C-O-A-T! Coat!
Double-breasted wool coat.
Men's classic notched collar two-button
tailoring coat.
Got it.
Korea's mother, Coat Dusim.
Coat-hair trimmer.
What is it now?
Indian coat-phant.
Coat-phant...
♪ Your eyes, coat and mouth ♪
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I can't not speak English.
You can say coat.
- Really? / - Yeah, keep going.
- Can I keep going? / - Yeah.
Alright. Next, I'll talk about
the different types of shoes.
Take a look.
- Rubber shoes. / - Rubber shoes.
Rubber shoes.
And wooden shoes.
Wooden shoes.
And these are popular in the summer.
These holey shoes.
Holey shoes...
- I can't believe my ears. / - Yes, holey shoes.
That's really forcing it.
They have holes everywhere. Holey shoes.
That's even hard to say!
Who calls these holey shoes?
Everyone calls these holey shoes. Right?
Yes.
What?
They're nodding.
Do not agree with him!
Everyone calls it something else.
You call it this too.
What are they called?
- Don't. / - Don't say it.
Don't say it!
You can keep it in!
- Calm down! / - Don't say it!
Sandal!
S-A-N-D-A-L! Sandal!
Swift water sport sandal.
Men's relaxed fit-reggae performance cozy sandal.
Tuna sandal-wich.
"I Sandal Alone."
All the skinny people of the world, begone.
What the... Who is that an impression of?
Chul-sandal-a.
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ As you see a sandal fly by ♪
Are you out of your mind?
I can't not speak English.
Go sit down.
Alright, Mr. Kim. See you next week.
Everyone, have a nice night!
So funny.
Everyone, be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- I bet you students are hungry. / - Yes!
I'll treat you all to pizza today.
What would be the best pizza topping?
Bulgogi!
Chicken!
Salami comes first.
I never had any intention to buy you all pizza.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
Me! Me!
Kim Seongwon.
I'm very concerned about my fashion.
Oh, I see.
They do say clothes can give you wings.
I'll show you through a model.
Come on out!
Alright, people.
What do you think?
It's the Park Seojun look.
So, do I look like Park Seojun?
The person is the problem.
He's more like the detective in
"The War of Flowers."
Mr. Pyeong... I shouldn't have come here.
Don't just imitate others, people.
Try to flaunt your own charms.
Flaunt, flaunt, flaunt, flaunt!
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