What's up homies?
Welcome to a new comeback video.
This video is going to be called...
How to make friends.
Because...
All my friends left.
Jake now has a channel dedicated to Stephanie from Lazy Town.
El Cholo Hacker now works at Bodega Aurrera (mexican Pick 'n' Save)
Gary...
-What's up snails?! How are you doing?!
He is no longer "snailing " around Puebla.
I bruised my finger dude.
The injury really ruined him.
Fuad doesn't have his channel anymore.
No not that one. That one got terminated
That's the one!
Mi camerawoman is very confused since she can't see the images.
She doesn't think!
Please don't go.
Bye.
Marca now uploads short films.
I don't know why he has 200 subs and 40 views.
Now he is one of those guys that thinks he is artistic because he watches Tarantino's movies.
I'm going to drink my water now.
Ugh it's from the sink!
So today I'm going to teach you how to make a homemade friend.
I've been searching for a friend.
So right know I'll teach you.
All you are going to need is tin foil.
I'm using MEGAMAX.
Use my coupon code:
ESTANQUIMAX.
To get 20% discount...
And an annual subscription.
For free!
Otherwise they will charge you.
Some Tajin.
Holy water, because we don't want it to be an athiest.
Protein so he is strong.
The flavour does matter.
For example, I choose...
Brown color.
Chocolate
So he looks like me...
So they make jokes of us being brothers.
We'll go "No we aren't"
You can use vanilla so it comes out white.
If you want him to be white...
Well...
No.
We both know that won't help (with the ladies that is).
Or if you want pink...
It will look like a US person returning from Acapulco or Cancún.
We need cardboard.
I'm using a...
Actually this brand doesn't sponsor us.
Remember my MEGAMAX coupon.
ESTANQUIMAX.
For a 20% discount and an annual subscription.
So the first thing we are going to do is grab the protein.
I have one tablespoon of protein.
-I don't understand why you look up if you are not in the shot.
I'm talking to you.
So I don't feel awkward.
So we just put it there.
We are going to chop it up.
... that is not a lie.
When you finish cutting in pieces...
In cubes.
We are going to put it back in our tupper.
Don't miss or your mom will be angry.
We put some Tajín.
I saw on TV...
We DON'T throw it directly...
It ruins the condition.
Gordon Rampsey told me.
So you put a bit in your hand.
Then you throw it in.
"It's so it has a bit of your flavour" - La Costeña.
Now we have our mix.
We mix it a little bit.
You are going to mix your mix?
I'm homeschooled, shut up!
Wanna taste?
No thanks, I'll wait.
[No idea]
We take the holy water.
I stole it from the Pope.
He would not give me for free.
He throws out the free stuff.
We put a little bit like this.
When you see that doesn't work you throw it all.
We mix it all up.
Our mix.
Since it so funny to you guys.
I'm going to have to clean.
Now we will try to take the pieces of protein and Tajin.
We need a filter.
We pass the Holy water so it keeps it's properties.
So when we return it the Pope doesn't find out.
Here we have our mix.
Does it look cool?
Now do you want to taste?
Now we have to scrape it all off.
Now we will put it in the fridge.
For a little bit.
You don't have to record this.
They will think we are rich!
I put it in the freezer.
It's the same thing.
The Holy Water.
Go to the sink.
I don't feel so good.
The show is canceled.
So whilst it's in the freezer and I figure out if a doctor can help me this late at night...
We are going to cut the box.
We want it too look like a little man.
I'm using the pointy ones.
Since my mom isn't home.
It looks like...
How would you describe him?
Not on the Cheerios side.
I am going to have blur it out.
Not proportional
The perfect body doesn't exist.
We can throw it out, you don't have to follow me.
Now that our little man is done we can take out our mix from the freezer.
Let's see how we did!
It doesn't have to be a lot kids.
I thought the same think the first time.
I put in a lot and it didn't work.
We get rid of our board.
We put a little in the brain, this mix is for the brain.
-Wasn't it suppossed to be on the other side.
You can't accept anything!?
I scared Obi (my dog).
Now we take the tin foil.
If you don't have tin foil you can use newspapers.
I don't think it will work.
Idk, try it.
I think it will mess up the flavour.
-You are going to eat it?
A real friend would take the hit for me.
I f***ed up his arm.
It doesn't matter.
Cover him up.
I hope you don't mind the noise.
I broke his leg.
There we go.
That's how you do a homemade friend.
-And his arms?
Are you going to judge him for not having arms?
-You left him without arms.
That's an actual problem.
I think I also got rid of his leg.
There we go.
Now only one arm is missing.
It's like a mummy.
Now what you are going to do is...
You are going to let it rest.
For 3 days.
In a place where there is no sun.
I will let you know if mine works!
In a future video. This is a long proces.
Think about Darwin.
He didn't invent evolution in a day.
I'm leaving now
This was a cool tutorial.
With Emilio.
I had a cool acronym
It was T.A.P.A.C.H.U.L.A (In english it would be T.H.T.A.U.M.A.H.)
I don't remember what it means.
There was a script for this video believe it or not.
This is the first episode of T.A.P.A.C.H.U.L.A.
-Maybe in the next one he finds out what it means.
That's what this show is all about!
You have to see the last episode.
Say goodbye.
You can entertain yourself.
You can teach it how to smoke
Once he has lungs.
I'll see you in the next episode
I'll let you know if it worked out.
I'm out of here.
Come with me to the trash.
We are going to put it in a box.
We are going to send it as a slave to Qatar.
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