Hello. Vicki Vale here! Reporting live from WinterCon 2016
in New York City.
I'm here promoting Season 3 of Nightwing: Escalation.
which will be coming out on December 8th.
Now, this is a lovely con. Filled with many--
JOKER: Well, well, well. If it isn't my old dancing partner.
How you doin', Vicki baby?
And, apparently, we are also joined by the Joker
who has brought his own microphone.
Of course I did. I always carry my mic with me.
Ya never know when you're going to have a captive audience!
You know that, don't you?
Oh, don't I? Don't I just, Joker?
What brings you here to WinterCon?
Oh, well. I just wanted to come here and see my fellow crazy people.
You certainly have found them.
Oh, yes, oh, yes.
Y'know, speaking of Nightwing:Escalation...
Yes.
Oh, Nightwing. Oh, What a fool that boy was.
Well... (Joker laughing)
I wouldn't necessarily, in these times, call him a fool.
That seems a little insensitive.
Hmph. Well... 'little' insensitive, yes...uh...
Well, hello there, Deadsnot.
No. I'm just taking a cheap shot at you!
Ah, h-hello...
Well. That's...I'm thrilled to hear.
You know? This is a good day! Motto motivation.
I guess you could say it's 'good news' for her.
Yes, yes, yes. Just go on.
Go, go.
Yes, you are. You're, uh, interrupting my shot here.
Don't you have some BBs to go fire off somewhere?
Some squirrels?
Oh, right. You have fun!
Oooh, well... whoa. Firing blanks like always!
Too bad your father didn't.
So, Vicki. What do you say?
Shall we go check out the Con now?
Wha...you'll be joining me?
Yes! I am a con!
(Joker laughing)
Well, apparently we are going to go and check out WinterCon.
Together.
Together!
(singing) Again for the first time...
Chewie, is this your first year at WinterCon?
(Chewbacca replies in Wookiee)
Oh, very interesting! He's a multiple con goer.
That's good!
So, uh, Mr. Hairy Guy here...
How does it feel to be fl--
VICKI: I like him!
JOKER: What was that?
Look at that.
I pulled you out of my drain this morning.
You know that, right?
Oh! What the...! He took my...!
I don't want to have my right arm pulled off...
So, Wonder Woman. What brings you to WinterCon?
Uhm...
Oh, no...
AQUAMAN: What seems to be the trouble, Wonder Woman?
I locked my keys in the jet.
ROBIN: Holy keys locked in the jet, Batman!
Everything! Yes, everything about WinterCon.
It's my second year, so far
and it's been great.
Yes.
That's so fun. It is our first year at WinterCon
and we're enjoying it so far!
Actually, it's my second.
I was here last year!
(Joker laughing)
Oh, crap. It's the Bats!
Oh, Nightwing. Should I tell you what happens to you
in our series?
(Joker giggling)
That's, well, the Joker always has to one up me.
Of course I do.
I'm like Mario Brothers, but, different.
(Super Mario jump noises)
We can keep him around.
Are you looking for a co-host position?
He's just angry because he's flying solo now.
So, tell me, Wonder Woman.
Tell me the truth here!
What did you think of your version of yourself
in the latest Batman movie?
Uhm...
I'm hoping for the best.
You're hoping for the best?
Do you think your independent film that you have
coming out is gonna be better than that?
It might surprise you.
Would it be
wonderful?
That's where I get my name from. I make these.
I do that.
This is why we don't bring the Joker anywhere.
So, what is your favorite thing about WinterCon?
Ah.
So, uh...
Mr. Voorhees.
Uh, ah ha ha...
Like your blade there.
You get that at whole sale?
Yes? Oh, yes.
I can do that too.
It's how you get your exercise, isn't it?
You don't say much, do you?
He does!
Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.
I think it's best to cut this off here, don't you?
Well, hello there, cupcake!
How are you doing?
Hokay, so I just managed to escape from the Joker
for like a minute. So, I only have a second to interview you.
You ready?
OK.
So, what brings you to WinterCon, Negan?
Well, lot of people here.
I gotta get some food and guns, so...
the more people
the more materials
the more resources, y'know.
I gotta get 'em from somebody. Right?
Right. Absolutely.
And I've noticed that you don't go anywhere without
that weapon. Now, I really would recommend you...
NEGAN: Excuse me. It's not a weapon.
It's actually Lucille.
JOKER: Looks like we have another version of Batman over here.
So, where did you run off to, Ms. Vale?
I was just, see, I was just taking a walk around the Con...
and...feel free to hit him any moment now.
Feel free to...
Oh, you know, this guy's actually a smashing success.
I think we actually should partner up sometime.
Put our heads together, as they would say.
Yea, long as you pay the fees, you know.
So, what brings you to WinterCon?
I love the cosplays, I love dressing up.
And all the comic book stuff is awesome, too.
Is this your first year at WinterCon?
My first year at WinterCon, but I've been to
comic con for five years now.
So...
Well, you make a fantastic Ivy.
Oh, thank you very much.
Wow...
So, Harley...
Ah, ah, ah. I got this.
Buh-bye, Vicki.
Hello, cupcake.
How ya doin', toots?
Hi, Puddin'!
Long time no see, eh?
What you been up to?
Oh, you know. Fawning over you, Mistah J.
Oh, you're making me blush!
Can ya tell?
You know what I saw, though?
I saw some little tattooed little punk going around
said 'Damaged' on his head.
Walking around here.
Look at this poser! Trying to be me!
HARLEY: I know!
A girl walkin' around with these short-shorts and a baseball bat!
Are you kidding me?
I know! With the pigtails just like mine!
Are you kidding me?!
I know.
What is with the youths today?
I don't know.
Well, well, well.
My dear, delusional Dark Knight.
So, we meet again.
That's right, Joker.
I'm back.
Hasn't anyone ever gotten you any cough drops for
that voice? I mean, it's gotta be killer on the vocal chords.
(Batman mumbling indistinctly)
(Joker imitating Batman's mumbling)
You wanna start a fight with me?
You wanna start a...?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Hold on.
What's your mother's name?
VICKI: Joker. What are you doing?
I'm trying to...
Oh...hi, Batman.
Oh, Good Lord. Not again...
I'll take this from here. Thanks.
And he's leaving me again.
Rogue, what would you say that your favorite part about WinterCon has been?
Uh, the fact that I get to wear so many clothes 'cause it's WinterCon?
Ah. That's fair, that's true.
It's very appropriate that they put these in the winter.
It makes these bodysuits way more efficient.
A lot more. A lot more.
I really like the rogues gallery over here.
It would appear that Joker has gone rogue.
Oh, touchy, touchy, touchy.
I'm not allowed to touch.
(Joker laughing) She gets it.
She gets it!
So, I am here with the Ghostbusters.
Now, tell me, is this your first WinterCon?
We were here last year, actually.
Um, both again, as Ghostbusters.
So, we are the New Ghostbusters of Long Island.
VICKI: Oooooh!
And we come to a lot of different cons because
we really enjoy the atmosphere and being able to dress up
Yeah!
Very nice! I like it, I like it.
Now, tell me. Have you seen any ghosts
in my neighborhood here?
In your particular neighborhood?
This one. If we're considering this, WinterCon, my neighborhood.
Oh, then, of course!
Oh, there have been? Oh, alright.
--we have ghosts from the Nintendo Zelda series
we have ghosts from anything you can think of.
That's true.
We have Boo from Super Mario...
I see there's no Danas here.
Only fools.
It has been a great day here at WinterCon!
Again, my name is Vicki Vale!
That's the Joker!
That's me!
'Cause I haven't been able to escape him.
And, what would you say at the end of this day?
It's a wrap!
It's funny because it's true!
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