If ROBLOX Banned Everyone
Shedletsky: I have an idea!
MrDoomBringer: oh brother, this better not be FaceBLOX
Shedletsky: it isn't MrDoomBringer: is it john doe?
Shedletsky: that's a myth MrDoomBringer: that didn't stop the children
from freaking out Shedletsky: let's ban everyone!
MrDoomBringer: everyone? then how are we gonna bring in the money?
Shedletsky: make them pay to get unbanned MrDoomBringer: this is unethical
Shedletsky: when has that stopped me before?
MrDoomBringer: of course... go ahead mastah
*Grassy Knoll* MrDoomBringer: we gotta hit them where it
hurts, let's claim my first victim *mrdoombringer walks up to clone*
Clone: oh hey mrdoombringer! why do you have that banhammer aimed at me?
MrDoomBringer: executive orders; it's just a prank
*FEEL MY WRATH* Clone: i must ban! i must ban!
*clone goes around banning people*
*fave climbs out of grave* Fave: finally, after 5 and a half years, i
have dug myself out of banland : no you didn't
* bans fave*
*van says free skittles on it pulls up* Kid: i love skittles!
*old man gets out* Oldie: hey kid, you want some skittles, they
say you can taste the rainbow Kid: wow-wee my mommy says i shouldn't accept
candy from strangers Oldie: i know your mom *slurp*
Kid: well in that case, let's eat!
Oldie: get in the back, champ *kid gets in back*
Clone: taste the rainbow motherfucker *clone bans kid*
*van explodes*
Shedletsky: great! we're turning the robloxians against each other!
MrDoomBringer: are you sure that's a good thing?
Shedletsky: yes!
Reporter: BREAKING NEWS!
MILLIONS OF ROBLOXIANS ARE GETTING BANNED AND ARE BANNING OTHERS, IT'S LIKE A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE, BUT A BANPOCALYPSE...
huh?
wait what?
OH MY GOD! *reporter gets banned*
Fave: well good thing i'm isolated here in my house
*door busts down* *clone with banhammer goes to fave's house*
Fave: what do you think you're doing, clone?
Clone: i am banning fave. he must die.
Fave: oh come on, after all i've done for you?
Clone: no ragrets...
Fave: nooooo!! *clone bans fave*
MrDoomBringer: well how do you feel, knowing that you've ended ROBLOX
Shedletsky: what do you mean? this is just a video
MrDoomBringer: huh?
what?
Shedletsky: wake up mrdoombringer! this is all fiction!
Fave: CUT! look to the left, gang *JOHN DOE WITH RED EYES*
*outro*
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