Waching daily Mar 27 2017

Hello guys, here we are in a new video

I know we've been absent for a while, but a lot is cooking up

there has been a lot of work done on projects

also a lot of gathering of the components

It lasted a while but it was worth it! We started a new project..

Project Monarch

with which we're going to participate on this years CM World Series competition

The hardware is ready

Beside me is my brother

You all know him on forums as Nobody

You all know his project Silver TUF

Without him SS PC modding

wouldn't look as it does

He's a great support in every way!

And he will be involved in this project much more!

As you can see the hardware is here, everything's ready

You can see in this video and by following the links below

how the project is evolving

But let's do the small introduction

The core of this system is

this motherboard.

Gigabyte Z270X-GAMING 9

It's the best MB from Gigabyte

for Z270 platform

It's really extraordinary!

And by the following shots you can see why...

Hi guys! Hey my brother :)

As you already said here is the motherboard

Another thing that we will use are these two

Radeon rx480 graphic cards

Which we bought ourselves

Why the referenced models?

Because we prepared water blocks for them

Exactly! As Nobody said

EK waterblock has provided for us the whole liquid cooling system for this project

Processor, motherboard and graphics will be water cooled

Thank you so much EK, Gigabyte

and Cooler Master for your support!

PSU still hasn't arrived

EK gave us

water block, fittings, pumps , reservoir

the complete liquid cooling system

needed for this project

Graphic cards had to be rx480 because

because water blocks are only made for this

reference model.

Now let's talk about the rest of the stuff

We will use two Intel SSDs

series 5

It will be in RAID

They will work just fine

CPU is also Intel

i7 6700 K

It has shown good work. We didn't go for a new platform because

We bought this ourselves

So it's not just sponsors, there is a personal budget involved

Even though we have sponsorships and we cooperate with them very well

We know how to do the work

We've shown a lot last year when we won 3rd place on CM World Competition

It's still hard, beside that, to get the hardware

We need to buy a lot ourselves.

So the processor, SSD and RAM memory are from personal budget

But that will never prevent us from making a great project

Which will be this time mostly from aluminum

It will have a metal construction

and all the masks also.

It's cut by laser, there is a lot of metal cutting work

All in all, this will be very, very interesting :)

Another interesting thing that has happened is in our problem with electricity

When we worked on the project

Chrono Master

You could notice that we worked a lot with Arduino processor

In the meantime we connected it with all sorts of power supplies

There were some sparks flying I must say

This time the company APC

Helped us and provided us with

electricity rail PM6U

which is a phenomenal device with 5 V adapters

which we will definitely use for further work!

Thank you again!

And here we are, that's it!

You could see all the hardware, in the next video we will already

have the complete construction

with a lot more work done, so you will be able to see much more!

Follow us on social media and forums..

We are doing our best!

This year, the competition end on 4th of May

which is a month earlier than last year

It's pretty hectic, but we will menage!

Give this video a thumbs up and wish us luck!

Bye guys! :)

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Does Meditation Really Affect Your Brain? - Duration: 5:17.

The word meditation might bring to mind yoga, chimes, and juice cleanses,

but it isn't just some New Age trend.

Meditation has been a part of different cultural and religious practices around the world for

thousands of years, with the earliest written records coming from India in 1500 BCE.

And it turns out, both clinical psychologists and neuroscientists are trying to figure out

how it affects our minds and our brains.

Meditation is getting a lot of attention nowadays in Western societies,

but it's become sort of catch-all term,

and the rich histories and traditions can get forgotten or mixed together.

So most psychology and neuroscience research focuses on mindfulness meditation.

During a basic session of mindfulness meditation, people quietly focus their attention on one thing,

like the pattern of their breath.

And when their minds wander off inevitably to think about girlfriends or homework,

they refocus without judging themselves for getting distracted.

The goal is to create a habit of mindfulness—basically, remembering to live in this moment,

instead of worrying about the future or dwelling on the past.

And it seems to help with good brain well-being things.

For instance, research on small groups has found that regular meditation

seems to improve your ability to focus.

People who have been practicing meditation regularly for at least several weeks

tend to score higher than non-meditators on attention tests,

like trying to quickly complete a difficult puzzle or a game that's designed to trip you up.

And people who consider themselves mindful have been found to have more cognitive flexibility—

like being aware that you are irritated with that dumb, hard puzzle a researcher is making you do.

Scientists have also observed that people who practice mindfulness meditation

are less emotionally reactive.

In other words, they're not as deeply affected by upsetting images and can better control

their emotional responses to things, like not yelling when your cat jumps on your keyboard

and laughing it off instead.

In one study, a group of 20 novice meditators participated in a 10-day intensive workshop.

Immediately afterwards, they said that they had fewer depressive symptoms

and spent less time ruminating— or, focusing on distressing thoughts.

Other small studies have found that meditation is beneficial for some mental illnesses, too,

especially anxiety disorders and depression.

So mindfulness could be useful for general well-being, like reducing stress in workplaces

or schools, but it might also be helpful as a therapy.

There's still a lot of work to be done, though.

Most of this psychology research is on small groups of participants.

And there aren't any longitudinal studies, which would follow subjects for weeks and

years after they start a mindfulness practice, and let scientists control for more variables.

So, overall, it seems like meditation might be good for your mind,

but does it actually affect your brain?

Your brain works because of electrochemistry—your neurons use electrical signals to communicate.

All of those neurons firing together can lead to some very recognizable electrical patterns,

called neural oscillations, or brain waves.

Depending on what your brain is doing, it generates different wave patterns, which we can measure.

EEG studies, which record electrical brain activity through the scalp, have found that

the brains of meditating people have increased alpha and theta wave activity.

That activity is usually linked with relaxing things like walking your dog or daydreaming in class.

And fMRI studies, which measure blood flow in different parts of the brain, have found

activation in cortical brain regions, which are in the outermost layer of the brain.

These regions are important for higher-order cognitive functions,

like planning, decision making, and emotional regulation.

In fact, scientists think that meditation can even cause long-term changes to the brain,

thanks to fMRI studies involving people who regularly practice intensive meditation, like Buddhist monks.

Tibetan monks who regularly spend time meditating on compassion have shown increased activity

in the insula, a brain region associated with detecting emotions

and generating a physical response to those emotions.

Also, when they're focusing on feeling love for other people or exposed to emotion-provoking stimuli,

like a picture of a sad kid with a broken toy, they have more activity in the

temporal parietal juncture, which is associated with empathy.

Some researchers think that regular meditation may even help protect the brain against aging.

Your brain consists of gray matter, which is mostly cell bodies, and white matter, which

is mostly the branched part of neurons that reach out into other brain regions.

How much gray matter you have can correlate with abilities like memory or intelligence,

and as you age, your amount of gray matter shrinks.

But one study involving 100 people found that long-term meditators lost less gray matter

as they aged compared to non-meditators.

Now, it's worth repeating that these neuroscience studies aren't perfect, either—

their small group sizes and relatively short timelines make it difficult to say anything super conclusive

about meditation.

After all, the way a Tibetan monk practices meditation isn't going to be the same as the way

an American high school student practices meditation, which can lead to totally different results.

So even though the research is promising, and scientists think mindfulness has at least

some benefits for your brain, there's still a lot we don't know.

Thank you for watching this episode of SciShow Psychology,

especially to our patrons on Patreon, who are the whole reason SciShow Psychology exists in the first place.

If you would like to help with that, you can go to patreon.com/scishow,

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7.2 Hype! Top 15 Cool Things Coming to WoW in Patch 7.2 - Duration: 11:23.

Hi!

I'm Hazel, and this is a look at 15 SUPER COOL things coming to WoW in Patch 7.2.

The new patch drops on Tuesday, March 28th and if you're not hyped yet you should be.

#15 - Crafted Legendaries.

Yeah.

There are four new CRAFTED legendaries coming in the patch.

They're tuned to be middle-of-the-pack legendaries for throughput due to their THREE sockets,

but the bonus effects are all utility.

There's one legendary for each armor type.

If you're just stuck with the worst legendaries ever or you really need those gem slots, you'll

want to look into getting your hands on one of these.

They're BOE, so no worries if you don't have a crafting profession.

They do take some quests and MASSIVE amounts of materials to make though, so expect to

pay quite a bit.

Each one requires 65 Blood of Sargeras, just as a start.

The last thing to know is that they only require level 101, so if you're REALLY committed to

a new alt and want to level it through the Broken Isles quicker, you can buy it a legendary

to level with.

In addition to the new Crafted Legendaries, there's a few other tweaks to the Legendary

system in 7.2.

Bad luck protection will be spec based and not class based in 7.2, so it'll be easier

to acquire your first legendaries for your offspecs.

They've also made an extensive list of changes to the existing legendaries to bring them

closer in line with each other in terms of throughput.

There will still be ideal legendaries to shoot for, but the consolation prizes should be

considerably less sucky.

#14 - New Class Campaigns . 7.2 is bringing a whole wack of new single-player Class Campaign

content to the game.

Each class has a role to play in the story that's unfolding.

The class campaigns will span over several months and the final stage rewards you with

your very own shiny new Class Mount.

You'll also get to recruit a new Class Follower and unlock class-specific world quests.

We're definitely in Class Fantasy-the Expansion and this patch is no exception.

#13 - New Artifact Research and Traits.

Many of you may have maxed out your Artifact Weapon in 7.1.5.

After getting 54 traits, all of your Artifact Power became sad little tokens of offspec

fodder or worse, vendor trash.

I know we were all really bummed about being caught up.

You can see players just sitting in the dark corners of Dalaran, weeping.

Fear not, the Artifact Power Grind continues in 7.2!

You'll be able to queue up Artifact Research once again and work your way up to the new

Knowledge cap of 50.

Each weapon is getting new traits and a new Paragon trait, so there's no shortage of goodies

to spend your AP on.

Maxing out Concordance of Legionfall will take you literally TRILLIONS of artifact power

so you should be busy for a while.

Pray for the World First raiders, they're gonna need it.

#12 - PvP Brawls.

Battlegrounds have been battlegrounds forever.

Very little has changed about the casual BG experience in many, many years.

If you love a good brawl but you're bored of the same old, PvP Brawls are here to save

the day.

You queue for them from the Casual PvP window, and there's only one up at a time.

PvP Brawls offer the same rewards as Random Battlegrounds but with wacky new rules!

You might wage war on Tarren Mill in a 40-v40 Vanilla style battle.

You might experience weightlessness in a Gravity Lapse eye of the storm.

The Warsong Scramble has multiple flags that can be capped without returning your own flag,

and random buff cubes throughout the map.

If the same Arathi Basin is getting stale for you you should Definitely try out the

PvP Brawls in 7.2.

#11 - Solo Challenges.

If you've been eyeballing those cool new Artifact Appearances, you'll definitely want to take

a look at the Solo Challenges.

There are 7 different challenges in total, and each spec has access to one of them.

Defeat your challenge to unlock a unique artifact appearance for your weapon.

In order to take on your challenge, you'll need to be level 110, have at least 35 artifact

traits, and complete some early quests to get access to the new traits.

Your region needs to have the Broken Shore Mage Tower building currently active- it's

up for 3 days at a time.

Your first attempt at the challenge is free, but additional tries will cost you Nethershards

that you could be spending on valuable items.

The challenges are supposedly very difficult, and should push your skills as a player to

the limits.

They don't scale at all, so better gear and more traits will make it easier but by no

means a gimme.

Completing the trial will earn you the achievement, A Challenging Look.

#10 - Pet Battle Dungeons - Okay so when I say Dungeons, I mean Dungeon, singular, for

now.

There is only one Pet Battle Dungeon added to WoW in 7.2, and that's the Wailing Caverns.

They've stated that depending on how the feature pans out, they'll either add more in future

patches or look into other ways to add pet battle content to WoW.

The Wailing Caverns is a Celestial Tournament esque pet battle scenario where you need to

beat a variety of opponents and then a final boss to succeed.

After your first success which awards you an Achievement and the Son of Skum, you can

do it once a week without healing your pets to collect Damp Pet Supplies.

If your army of pets has been looking for a new challenge, Pet Battle Dungeons have

got you covered.

#9 - Mythic Keystone Karazhan and, as it happens, Heroic difficulty Karazhan.

If you're already heaving a sigh at the thought of Keystone running all of Karazhan, don't

freak out just yet.

The dungeon is being split into Lower and Upper Karazhan for the purpose of Heroic LFG

and Mythic Plus.

There's a lot of unique loot in Karazhan that could be super useful with the item level

boost from high keystones.

On top of that, now that it's available as Heroic players who have been wary of joining

Mythic Groups will be able to enter Karazhan for the first time in 7.2.

I'm pretty excited about having some new variety in the Mythic plus circuit and can't wait

to get myself some Titanforged Karazhan Loot.

#8 - New Broken Shore Zone.

Okay, so the Broken Shore isn't exactly NEW but prior to 7.2 there was very little to

do there.

If you played through the release of Tanaan Jungle in Warlords, this is going to be a

lot like that.

There's a whole campaign of quests to do with buckets of story progression, a new faction

to grind rep with, region-wide buildings with benefits that the Legion will smash down repeatedly,

all sorts of good stuff.

There will be world quests across the zone that grant rep with the new Armies of Legionfall

faction, so if you want your Flying early you'll be doing quests here every day.

We're taking the fight to Kil'jaeden and setting up camp in his playground for the new patch.

There's a lot of black rock and fel sludge, but what else is new.

#7 - Demon Assaults on the Broken Isles.

It's not just the Broken Shore that's getting cool new dailies.

Just like we saw with the Legion pre-release event, Demon Assaults are going to be raining

down on the Broken Isles.

A zone will appear on your map as under attack, and that zone will have a unique set of quests.

Go there to repel the demons, board their airship and complete the scenario while it's

up.

You need to repel an invasion in each Legion Zone for your Pathfinder achievement so try

not to skip these.

I know you might not super care about those Highmountain tauren getting attacked AGAIN

but they really do need your help.

#6 - Nethershards.

If you've played any Diablo 3 recently, you'll be pretty familiar with Kadala.

Well guess who's coming to WoW!

Okay so it's not literally Kadala, but it's basically the same thing.

Instead of Blood Shards, we have Nethershards.

Instead of Kadala, we have...Kath'leen.

Sure.

Anyway, you acquire Nethershards around the Broken Shore and in the Demon Invasions.

You can spend them on everything from Vanity Items to gear tokens.

400 shards gets you a Dauntless gear token for a specific slot, which will turn into

850 item level catch up gear.

5000 shards gets you a Relinquished token for item level 880 gear that has a small chance

to proc itself into a legendary.

This is basically their answer for targeting legendaries.

If I really badly wanted the legendary Shadow Priest shoulders, I might spend all my nether

shards on Relinquished shoulder tokens to try and proc my legendary.

It also helps out for when your gear is pretty good but you have that one problem slot that

you just can't get loot for.

#5 - Paragon Reputations.

If you're bummed out that you can't get the Nightfallen to love you any more than they

already do, this is the patch for you.

Once you're exalted with a Legion rep, a small bag will show up on your UI.

Every 10,000 rep you earn after that point gets you a faction-specific Satchel.

You can grind those indefinitely so no matter which world quests you do, you're always working

towards something.

There are 5 new mounts that can drop from the Paragon rep bags as well as a toy and

a pet.

The Highmountain bag can drop the Highmountain Elderhorn.

Valarjar rep can get you a Valarjar Stormwing.

Court of Farondis has the Cloudwing Hippogryp.

The Nightfallen Cache can give you the Leywoven Flying Carpet, which is the first carpet to

not require Tailoring.

My favourite, the Dreamweaver Cache can get you the Wild Dreamrunner unicorn.

The Wardens cache has a toy and the Legionfall one has a felbat pet, which are somewhat less

exciting.

That UNICORN though!

I've never been so excited to knock out some world quests.

Existing rep tokens from before 7.2 will not work toward Paragon rep, so if you've been

saving up Nightfallen whatevers you're out of luck.

#4 - Tomb of Sargeras Raid.

Alright, so this one isn't technically at launch but it will be part of the patch.

It's right there in the patch name.

Tomb of Sargeras will take us face to face with Kil'jaeden in a brand new nine-boss raid

instance.

We've got some time left in Nighthold yet so don't be getting too antsy to leave.

With the new raid comes a new set of tier gear with shiny new bonuses for every spec.

#3 - New Pet Battle Tamers.

While doing your world quests out on the Broken Shore, you might spot that little green paw

of a Pet Battle World Quest!

That's right, there are new pet tamers in 7.2.

I've seen at least three but there are probably more.

They work just like the regular legion pet tamers, so their quest needs to be up in order

for you to fight them.

There's always one tamer available on the Broken Shore, and they don't seem to count

for the Family Familiar achievements.

Keep an eye on my channel for 2 pet guides so you can do your dailies and level pets

while you're at it.

#2 - Cathedral of the Eternal Night.

I really, really like this dungeon.

The way Legion has set up Mythic Plus dungeons as this parallel thing to raids has made the

5 man instances keep their glow for way longer than we're used to.

I'm looking forward to a long and happy relationship of running Cathedral keystones in Legion.

It's a four boss dungeon that feels just the right length, with challenging trash and fun

boss fights.

Fortified week might be a pain in the butt here but I'm just happy to have a new dungeon

to do.

There's also some like, lore or something if that's your thing.

Finally, my #1 ,most anticipated feature of 7.2- Flying in the Broken Isles.

I can't WAIT to bust out my drakes and cloud serpents and all the other awkward mounts

that look dumb on the ground.

Flitting around doing emmissaries, hopping between fishing spots and grinding rep for

Paragon satchels is going to be so much nicer from the air.

Pathfinder Part 2 will take a couple of weeks to complete, but should overall be relatively

painless.

You need to repel a legion invasion in each zone, explore the Broken Shore and reach Revered

with the new Armies of Legionfall faction.

That's it.

The worst bit is the rep grind, and that's just a few short weeks of doing world quests.

Class Mounts, on the other hand, is going to be a while.

For those you need to finish the new Class Campaign, which supposedly is timegated to

take months.

Eh, I suppose we don't need everything RIGHT away.

7.2 is going to have so much to do that I can forgive not getting my purple flappy bird

on day 1.

So, those are the 15 coolest things coming in Patch 7.2!

Patch day is coming on Tuesday, March 28th!

Thanks for watching!

Let me know what you think, have a happy Patch Day and a wonderful, wonderful day.

Bye!

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Warthin tumor - causes, symptoms, diagnosis, treatment, pathology - Duration: 3:42.

Warthin's tumor, or Warthin tumor, is a benign slow-growing tumor of the parotid gland

named for Dr. Aldred Scott Warthin, the pathologist who first described it.

Normally, the parotid gland has glandular cells that make enzymes that help to break

down food, as well as tiny ducts lined by epithelial cells that carry those enzymes

towards the mouth.

Warthin tumor's other name, papillary cystadenoma lymphomatosum, is long and technical but describes

the disease pretty well.

Cystadenoma refers to the fact that the ducts grow in size and fill up with serous fluid

and cellular debris forming a large cyst.

Papillary refers to the fact that the layer of epithelial cells start to fold into the

duct forming a finger-like projection, called a papilla.

Finally, lymphomatosum refers to the fact that the epithelium layer gets infiltrated

by lymphocytes which organize themselves into what look like germinal centers - similar

to what you would expect to find if you looked at the cross section of a lymph node.

Looking at histology, we see the papilla, the lymphocytes, as well as the cystic space

where the serous fluid and cellular debris are.

Warthin's tumor isn't malignant, meaning that it doesn't break through the basement

membrane layer of the tissue, but a connective tissue capsule usually forms around the growing

tumor, clearly demarcating it from the rest of the parotid gland.

Also, the parotid gland start to not function normally, since the ducts turn into cysts

and normal epithelial cells stop functioning.

Now, because a Warthin tumor is typically slow-growing, it can take a bit of time before

the symptoms are detected - most of which are related to the physical mass pushing up

against other anatomic structures.

The most common symptoms is a bump or swelling in front of or below the ear, which is typically

painless.

There are also nerves that pass through the parotid gland which, when they're pushed

on, can cause problems like impaired hearing, earaches, tinnitus which is ringing in the

ears, and facial paralysis.

No one's quite sure what causes a Warthin tumor to develop, but a few risk factors have

been associated with it - the strongest link being smoking, but there are also non-modifiable

risk factors like being elderly, being Caucasian, and being male.

Diagnosis of a Warthin tumor begins with feeling a mass around the parotid gland, followed

by diagnostic imaging with an X-ray, ultrasound, CT scan, or MRI.

Finally, a tissue biopsy is often done to confirm the diagnosis.

The treatment of choice for Warthin tumors is surgical removal, specifically removing

as much of the tumor as possible while avoiding damage to the nerves passing through the parotid

gland.

OK, Quick recap - a Warthin tumor, also called a papillary cystadenoma lymphomatosum, is

a benign parotid tumor with papillae that push into cystic areas, as well as lymphocytic

infiltration and germinal center formation in the epithelial layer.

Thanks for watching, you can help support us by donating on patreon, or subscribing

to our channel, or telling your friends about us on social media.

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Do You Have a Silly Job Title? - Duration: 4:52.

Are ten-year-olds even paperboys these days, or is it all electronic now?

Or are we too scared to let ten-year-olds go out and play on their bikes on their own?

Is that the world we live in now?

I don't know.

I'm just making a weird... comment... trying to be relevant... but really I'm not.

Hi!

Welcome to The Show.

Do YOU think you have a ridiculous job title?

Like the receptionist that's called the Director Of First Impressions.

The only impression I'm getting from that, is that this company needs to spend less time

coming up with silly job titles, and more time actually doing some work.

Ironically, am I making a bad first impression by starting with that?

Or is this video doomed from the start?

And then we've got the website graphic designer, that's actually the Back End Manager.

This is the kind of job that if you mismanage, it can get very messy...

The painter and decorator becomes the Color Distribution Technician.

Now don't get me wrong, I've had a go at painting a wall myself and there is a fair bit of technical

skill that comes into it.

It takes a lot to get that correct distribution of paint.

Anyone that's had an amateur go at painting a wall will realise that afterwards the job

looks like a giant topographical map with giant peaks and troughs - well at least mine did.

Still... silly job title though.

A dishwasher becomes the Underwater Ceramic Technician.

Does this mean that if you have to go and wash a metal pot, you need extra training?

The shop assistant becomes the Brand Ambassador.

We somehow doubt that these ambassadors are on the invite list to the embassy's latest soiree

The paperboy becomes the Media Publications Administrator.

What a great job title to have!

When you're ten.

The museum tour guide becomes the Coordinator Of Interpretive Teaching.

Sorry, but what is there to interpret?

What is so interpretive about it?

Does this mean that the tour guide can start making s*** up if they get bored one afternoon?

Does the Mask Of Tutankhamun instead become the mask of the ancient death eaters in the

dark ages before Hogwarts?

And the Rosetta Stone.

Instead of being the foundation of our translation of ancient languages, becomes Margaret's shopping list.

Circa BC.

The BC stands for Before Costco.

Sewer Maintenance becomes the Drain Surgeon.

We're about to get a Number-Two type rupture!

I need a nut-tightener and 10cc's of Clorox, stat!

The lifeguard becomes the Wet Leisure Assistant.

It's nice to know that while you're drowning, you're doing so at someone else's leisure.

Subway staff become a Sandwich Technician.

At least they can say they're technical staff serving in a sub.

The branding manager becomes the Brand Warrior.

They can take our livelihoods!

But they can never take our free samples!

The window cleaner becomes the Transparent-Wall Maintenance Engineer.

We can totally see through this job description.

The planner becomes the Initiative Officer.

The person who came up with this job title probably would have come up with a better

idea, but just didn't have the drive to finish it.

A navy deck scrubber, becomes a Textile Masseur.

Ugh!

Yeah!

That's it!

Nice and deep in the aft quarters!

A bartender becomes a Beverage Dissemination Officer.

There's something a little bit off-putting about the word: Dissemination.

When was the last time you went to the bar and said:

"Hey, barman!

Disseminate to me next!"

We have a recruitment consultant called a Talent Delivery Specialist.

They're really putting the special into specialist.

The phrasing of "delivery" also seems dubious, inviting the mental imagery that talent can

be neatly packaged up and delivered for next-day delivery on Amazon Prime.

Click next-day for it to be extra fresh!

Actually can you imagine them delivering that one by drone in one hour?

Talent-drone delivery drop in your back-yard!

The marketing brand manager becomes the brand evangelist.

And I say!

To the evil brand that has invaded this store!

I cast thee out!

A bouncer becomes the Eviction Technician.

Here's how technical it really needs to be:

Me, big.

You, small.

You leave now.

Okay.

A counsellor becomes a Problem Wrangler.

Although the poor counsellor will be wrangling with that job title for so long it will be

a while before they can actually help anyone else.

Office cleaner becomes a Washroom Operative.

This is giving the impression that office cleaners are in fact: spies, or agents, or

double agents, even!

Maybe they're activated using a combination of the right trigger words.

Poor choices of trigger words would be:

Windex

Stain Removal and...

You Missed A Spot

A call center manager becomes: Chief Chatter.

This job title is all-talk.

A ticket collector becomes a revenue protection officer.

Actually, you know what?

This one is kind of accurate, since all they're really doing is protecting their boss's bottom line.

A website manager becomes a: DIGITAL OVERLORD!

Well, Ming The Merciless had to start somewhere.

A school dinner lady becomes an Education Center Nourishment Consultant.

Education Center Nourishment Consultant.

By the time I've said all those words, my food's gone cold.

How many "consultants" did it take to come up with that useless piece of alphabet-soup?

And finally, a magazine shelf-stacker becomes a Brochure Coordinator.

Just put Penthouse and Playboy on the bottom shelf, and then blame management for a proper

lack of coordination.

L-eee-sure, le-sure?

Le-shaa Le-shurr

Lee-shurr Which one is it?

Le-shur, lee-shur, I don't know?

You'd think one of them is English, and one of them is American, but I actually don't

know.

They can take our livelihoods, but they can never take our free samples!

Samples!

Ugh - I cant.

I can't even do a Scottish 'free samples'.

Ah - you get the gist.

For more infomation >> Do You Have a Silly Job Title? - Duration: 4:52.

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Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings March 2017 - Duration: 4:47.

Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings March 2017

By consciousreminder

The Aries New Moon falls on March 27-28, 2017 and is a potent time for new beginnings and

fresh starts.

This is the perfect time to plant seeds for the months ahead, as they are highly likely

to bloom into the gorgeous, sweet-smelling opportunities that you desire.

Aries energy is all about taking action and starting fresh.

It is time to turn over a new page in the book of your life, and this Aries New Moon

is going to be guiding you every step of the way.

This is not a time to make your usual wishes or set your usual intentions.

To make full use of this energy you have to set your sights higher, you have to dream

bigger, you have to revamp your goals and wishes and bring new life to them.

If you want to bring new energy into your life under the influence of this amazing New

Moon, here is a ritual idea to follow-

Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings

You will need:

3 red candles (red indicates action, fire and energy, which is why red is a good choice

but you can also use white or orange) Pen and three pieces of paper

Smudging tool (sage, essential oils, incense, palo santo, bells etc.)

Bowl of water Directions:

1.

Start by cleansing your aura and your space using your preferred smudging tool.

2.

Once the energy of your space and aura is cleansed, take your pen and papers and write-

On the first paper write something from your past that you would like to release.

On the second piece of paper write down something you wish to feel in your life right now.

On the third piece of paper write down something you wish to manifest in your life for the

future.

3.

Once you have your three wishes, line up your candles in a row and place the pieces of paper

in front of them in the same order as you wrote them- so this means the thing you want

to release goes next to the first candle and the thing you want to manifest goes next to

the last candle.

4.

Light the three candles.

Breathe deeply and just take a few minutes to silence and quiet your mind.

Perhaps even place your hand on your heart to tune into your soul.

Call on your spirit guides and guardian angels to join you.

5.

When you are ready, take the first piece of paper- the thing you want to release, and

declare it aloud.

Ask your spirit guides and guardian angels to help you release this thing.

When you have finished making your declaration aloud, place the paper into the flame of the

first candle.

Once the paper is too hot, drop it in the bowl of water.

(The water is a safety measure).

6.

Repeat this same process with the next piece of paper- state your wish aloud and ask your

spirit guides and angels to help you invite this feeling into your life.

Place the paper into the flame on the second candle.

Repeat this same process with the last candle and last piece of paper.

Safety note: please be careful with the burning the paper in the candles!

Do this at your own risk.

7.

Once you are done with all three papers, it is time to blow out the candles.

To do this, recite the �I� mantra suggested below and then use the power of your breath

to blow out the candle-

1st candle- I release

2nd candle- I feel

3rd candle- I manifest

To close the ritual, take the first candle, the candle you used for releasing and place

it outside, you can also smudge it if you don�t have an outdoor area.

You can keep the other two candles in your space or on your altar.

Discard the water and the paper in any way that you wish to.

For more infomation >> Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings March 2017 - Duration: 4:47.

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Package from Richard Pini: Unboxing Video #7 - Duration: 8:07.

Welcome to the ElfQuest Collector's Guide, showcasing a different collectible or Unboxing

video in every episode!

I'm your Pack-Leader for this Hunt, Mandy Roncalio-Meyer, or as i'm known around the

ElfQuest Web-World as my Elf-Self, Shadowfire! today i'm doing a very special unboxing! normally

i don't do unboxing for-- unboxing videos for vintage items, anything older than what's

being released right now, but this is a very special one, because this one actually came

from ElfPop himsElf! from Richard Pini! his name is on the box, right... cover that up...

right 'dere! so, this box is directly from ElfPop, it's a couple of things i ordered from him,

via the new ElfQuest eBay shop! to be honest, it's not really NEW.

ElfPop has run the eBay shop for quite a while, but-- um-- they used to have all the older

vintage collectibles that they had in storage available to purchase on the ElfQuest website,

via the Wolfrider Shop. just recently, the Wolfrider Shop has closed down, everyone,

so those bookmarks are no good anymore! um-- they now sell all of their vintage items that

they find in their warehouse via eBay! which to me, makes a lot of sense! um-- in the old

Wolfrider Shop, you had to write to ElfPop, and then you had to hope ElfPop saw your email,

and... it was a little- a little painstaking. and uh-- eBay seems to be a very good medium,

because...

BOOM! you buy, you sell, and it's done! so, ElfPop has now reopened the eBay shop! they

are keeping that stocked with vintage items! you can get many Reader's Collection books

on uh-- the eBay shop, you can get the "Not the Movie" on the eBay shop, uh-- you can

get the Wolfrider's Reflections CD, um-- both the Wolfrider's Reflections CD and the "Not

the Movie" come autographed... oh!

EVERYTHING comes autographed, duh! so, it's pretty awesome! now, obviously, what i bought

probably did not come autographed... though it would be really cool if it did! um-- what

i purchased was actually some vintage sweatshirts! these were sweatshirts from 1993, i believe

it was, from around the "Fantasy with Teeth" tour era! and back then, i couldn't collect

ElfQuest.

i LOVED ElfQuest, i've loved ElfQuest since i was about 6! but, i grew up as a poor kid,

and i couldn't necessarily afford to buy stuff back then.

so now i'm kinda playing Catch-Up with my collection.

it's fun though! and so this was a couple of sweatshirts that are actually, as far as

i know, still available in the eBay Wolfrider Shop-- ElfQuest Shop. and um-- they run

twenty-five dollars a-piece, uh-- with Free Shipping, i believe it was... and they're

pretty awesome.

the-the-- supplies were getting kind-of low, last i checked, he only had four of one of

them, and i believe ten of the other, so supplies are starting to dwindle a little bit! so i

will put links down in the description below to the ElfQuest eBay shop so that you guys

can go purchase your own stuff! there's a lot of cool stuff there, guys! so at the very

least, go check it out!

um-- all sorts of collectibles! uh-- you can get the Art Books, the Art of ElfQuest, and

all-that.

the-um-- Art of Wendy Pini isn't out.. wait.. yeah!

Art of Wendy Pini isn't out yet, but the, um-- Art of ElfQuest and the Art of the Story

of ElfQuest, you can both get--get both of those as well on the eBay shop... just--just

go there guys! i'm not going to tell you everything that's on the eBay shop, 'cause there's a

bunch of cool stuff! but in any case, what i got, was a couple of vintage sweatshirts!

from the 90's! and i'm excited to see these!

*sing-songy* WHOOHOOOOOO! *normal voice* get that out of

my way! you know how i am guys, i just throw my boxes out of my way! alright! pretty awesome,

here we go, you guys ready to see the first one?

*whispers* this is gonna be so cool! this is gonna be so cool! *normal voice* oh, i

forgot to mention, they're not just, like, printed sweatshirts, they're embroidered!

these suckers are embroidered!

oh i see it!

ahh! you ready? here we go! *angelic vocalizing* look at that! oh gosh! look at that embroidery

on there, guys! that is just beautiful work!

my goodness! *reads from shirt* ElfQuest: Fantasy With Teeth! so, there is one of the sweatshirts.

these are vintage, guys! these are NOT the ones that are available on RedBubble! you

cannot get this on RedBubble! this is ONLY available through the ElfQuest eBay shop!

they're vintage, they're embroidered, they're really nice! and they look comfy, i haven't

tried it on yet, but from what i've been hearing from other people that purchased these, they're

extremely comfortable! so, there they are, unfortunately, the only downfall, i'd say--

"downfall," is that the only size available is Mediums.

so, they look to be... a rather large Medium, so i think it's probably a Unisex Medium,

i imagine, but uh-- 'cause, this is a medium and it looks like it'll be comfortable on

me.

so, in any case, there's the black, with the nice embroidered patch right there.

set that one aside... they also have available... a Ash-Grey version! same exact sweatshirt,

it's got the same patch on it... it's a little folded on my patch, there we go... same exact

patch, "Fantasy With Teeth," ElfQuest, with the Howling Wolf logo, but once again, Medium-size

only!

Ash-Grey. it feel REALLY soft, it feels like it's going to be really soft and warm.

i'm going to get some good use out of these! i can't wait! aww! and it's perfect timing,

because it's still a little chilly outside, so i could probably get away with still wearing

these! but anyway, so there is the Ash-Grey, as well as the Black "Fantasy With Teeth"

vintage sweatshirts, available ONLY on eBay in the ElfQuest Shop! so i'll put links down

in the description below so you guys can go get your own.

as i said, the quantities look like they're kind of dwindling! so you should probably

go snag one while you can, if you can!

Twenty-five bucks a-piece, i believe it was Free Shipping, and, HELLO?

straight from ElfPop! how much more awesome can it get? so guys, go get your own! check

it out, there's lots of other great stuff in the eBay shop to peruse and, uh-- purchase

for yourself.

everything-- as far as i know, everything except for the sweatshirts comes autographed,

and it comes directly from the ElfParents, so do it guys! if you need any of this stuff

for your collection, where would be a better place to get it than directly from the source?

alright guys, so, i hope you enjoyed this Unboxing Video, i enjoyed my sweatshirts,

and i'm looking forward to wearing them and sporting them around.

i'll make sure to, uh-- post some pictures around on, uh-- the different media websites,

uh-- of me in my sweatshirts. and, uh-- hope you guys go get some cool stuff for yourself!

until next time, guys, Shade and Sweet Water, and Happy Hunting!

BYYYEEEEEEE!!

(music: "Xanadu" by Slammerkin)

For more infomation >> Package from Richard Pini: Unboxing Video #7 - Duration: 8:07.

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Essence Of Murli 28-03-2017 - Duration: 6:48.

Om Shanti !

Today's Murli Date Is 28th March 2017

( Today is auspicious day of festival Gudi Padva. Happy Gudi Padva to all. This festival is celebrated for victory.)

( Lets hear what is sweet Sweet Baapdada teaching us through Murli of today ? )

Essence: Sweet children, forget the consciousness of your old bodies.

Remove your attachment from them and you will receive first-class bodies. Those bodies are already finished.

( That is because destruction is just round the corner. Following which souls return home shedding their bodies )

Question: What is the firm discipline of this drama that human beings don't know about?

Answer: When there is knowledge, there is no devotion and when there is devotion there is no knowledge

When the world is pure, there are no impure beings and when the world is impure, there are no pure beings

This is the firm discipline of the drama that human beings don't know about.

Question: What would you call the true sacrifice to Kashi?

Answer: Not to remember anyone at the end.

Let there be the remembrance of only the one Father. This is the true sacrifice to Kashi.

To sacrifice yourself to Kashi means to pass with honours so that there isn't the slightest punishment experienced.

Song: I have come to Your doorstep having taken an oath.

Essence for dharna: 1. Don't cause anyone sorrow through your thoughts, words or deeds.

Don't keep anything of anyone in your heart. Become an ocean of love, the same as the Father.

2. Sit in solitude and churn the ocean of knowledge.

Churn knowledge and then explain with love. Become Baba's helper in service.

Blessing: May you pass with honours, with the flight of love and experience closeness.

All the children are continuing to move forward with the power of love.

The flight of love brings you close to the Father with your body, mind and heart.

You are numberwise according to your capacity in knowledge, yoga and dharna,

but each of you is number one in love.

All of you have passed in the subject of love.

Love means to remain close and to pass that is to pass all the situation easily.

Those who remain close are the ones who become pass with honour.

Slogan: In order to remain safe amidst the storms of Maya and matter, remain seated on the heart-throne.

To the sweetest, beloved, long-lost and now-found children, love, remembrance and good morning from the Mother, the Father, BapDada.

The spiritual Father says namaste to the spiritual children.

We spiritual children convey to spiritual Baapdada, our love our remembrance, our good morning & our namaste namaste

Om Shanti !

For more infomation >> Essence Of Murli 28-03-2017 - Duration: 6:48.

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Wazifa For Beauty Face And Evil Eye/Chehre Ki KhoobSurati Aur Nazar e Bad ka Wazifa/Islamic Wazaif - Duration: 3:58.

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