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Do You Have a Silly Job Title? - Duration: 4:52.
Are ten-year-olds even paperboys these days, or is it all electronic now?
Or are we too scared to let ten-year-olds go out and play on their bikes on their own?
Is that the world we live in now?
I don't know.
I'm just making a weird... comment... trying to be relevant... but really I'm not.
Hi!
Welcome to The Show.
Do YOU think you have a ridiculous job title?
Like the receptionist that's called the Director Of First Impressions.
The only impression I'm getting from that, is that this company needs to spend less time
coming up with silly job titles, and more time actually doing some work.
Ironically, am I making a bad first impression by starting with that?
Or is this video doomed from the start?
And then we've got the website graphic designer, that's actually the Back End Manager.
This is the kind of job that if you mismanage, it can get very messy...
The painter and decorator becomes the Color Distribution Technician.
Now don't get me wrong, I've had a go at painting a wall myself and there is a fair bit of technical
skill that comes into it.
It takes a lot to get that correct distribution of paint.
Anyone that's had an amateur go at painting a wall will realise that afterwards the job
looks like a giant topographical map with giant peaks and troughs - well at least mine did.
Still... silly job title though.
A dishwasher becomes the Underwater Ceramic Technician.
Does this mean that if you have to go and wash a metal pot, you need extra training?
The shop assistant becomes the Brand Ambassador.
We somehow doubt that these ambassadors are on the invite list to the embassy's latest soiree
The paperboy becomes the Media Publications Administrator.
What a great job title to have!
When you're ten.
The museum tour guide becomes the Coordinator Of Interpretive Teaching.
Sorry, but what is there to interpret?
What is so interpretive about it?
Does this mean that the tour guide can start making s*** up if they get bored one afternoon?
Does the Mask Of Tutankhamun instead become the mask of the ancient death eaters in the
dark ages before Hogwarts?
And the Rosetta Stone.
Instead of being the foundation of our translation of ancient languages, becomes Margaret's shopping list.
Circa BC.
The BC stands for Before Costco.
Sewer Maintenance becomes the Drain Surgeon.
We're about to get a Number-Two type rupture!
I need a nut-tightener and 10cc's of Clorox, stat!
The lifeguard becomes the Wet Leisure Assistant.
It's nice to know that while you're drowning, you're doing so at someone else's leisure.
Subway staff become a Sandwich Technician.
At least they can say they're technical staff serving in a sub.
The branding manager becomes the Brand Warrior.
They can take our livelihoods!
But they can never take our free samples!
The window cleaner becomes the Transparent-Wall Maintenance Engineer.
We can totally see through this job description.
The planner becomes the Initiative Officer.
The person who came up with this job title probably would have come up with a better
idea, but just didn't have the drive to finish it.
A navy deck scrubber, becomes a Textile Masseur.
Ugh!
Yeah!
That's it!
Nice and deep in the aft quarters!
A bartender becomes a Beverage Dissemination Officer.
There's something a little bit off-putting about the word: Dissemination.
When was the last time you went to the bar and said:
"Hey, barman!
Disseminate to me next!"
We have a recruitment consultant called a Talent Delivery Specialist.
They're really putting the special into specialist.
The phrasing of "delivery" also seems dubious, inviting the mental imagery that talent can
be neatly packaged up and delivered for next-day delivery on Amazon Prime.
Click next-day for it to be extra fresh!
Actually can you imagine them delivering that one by drone in one hour?
Talent-drone delivery drop in your back-yard!
The marketing brand manager becomes the brand evangelist.
And I say!
To the evil brand that has invaded this store!
I cast thee out!
A bouncer becomes the Eviction Technician.
Here's how technical it really needs to be:
Me, big.
You, small.
You leave now.
Okay.
A counsellor becomes a Problem Wrangler.
Although the poor counsellor will be wrangling with that job title for so long it will be
a while before they can actually help anyone else.
Office cleaner becomes a Washroom Operative.
This is giving the impression that office cleaners are in fact: spies, or agents, or
double agents, even!
Maybe they're activated using a combination of the right trigger words.
Poor choices of trigger words would be:
Windex
Stain Removal and...
You Missed A Spot
A call center manager becomes: Chief Chatter.
This job title is all-talk.
A ticket collector becomes a revenue protection officer.
Actually, you know what?
This one is kind of accurate, since all they're really doing is protecting their boss's bottom line.
A website manager becomes a: DIGITAL OVERLORD!
Well, Ming The Merciless had to start somewhere.
A school dinner lady becomes an Education Center Nourishment Consultant.
Education Center Nourishment Consultant.
By the time I've said all those words, my food's gone cold.
How many "consultants" did it take to come up with that useless piece of alphabet-soup?
And finally, a magazine shelf-stacker becomes a Brochure Coordinator.
Just put Penthouse and Playboy on the bottom shelf, and then blame management for a proper
lack of coordination.
L-eee-sure, le-sure?
Le-shaa Le-shurr
Lee-shurr Which one is it?
Le-shur, lee-shur, I don't know?
You'd think one of them is English, and one of them is American, but I actually don't
know.
They can take our livelihoods, but they can never take our free samples!
Samples!
Ugh - I cant.
I can't even do a Scottish 'free samples'.
Ah - you get the gist.
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Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings March 2017 - Duration: 4:47.
Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings March 2017
By consciousreminder
The Aries New Moon falls on March 27-28, 2017 and is a potent time for new beginnings and
fresh starts.
This is the perfect time to plant seeds for the months ahead, as they are highly likely
to bloom into the gorgeous, sweet-smelling opportunities that you desire.
Aries energy is all about taking action and starting fresh.
It is time to turn over a new page in the book of your life, and this Aries New Moon
is going to be guiding you every step of the way.
This is not a time to make your usual wishes or set your usual intentions.
To make full use of this energy you have to set your sights higher, you have to dream
bigger, you have to revamp your goals and wishes and bring new life to them.
If you want to bring new energy into your life under the influence of this amazing New
Moon, here is a ritual idea to follow-
Aries New Moon Ritual for New Beginnings
You will need:
3 red candles (red indicates action, fire and energy, which is why red is a good choice
but you can also use white or orange) Pen and three pieces of paper
Smudging tool (sage, essential oils, incense, palo santo, bells etc.)
Bowl of water Directions:
1.
Start by cleansing your aura and your space using your preferred smudging tool.
2.
Once the energy of your space and aura is cleansed, take your pen and papers and write-
On the first paper write something from your past that you would like to release.
On the second piece of paper write down something you wish to feel in your life right now.
On the third piece of paper write down something you wish to manifest in your life for the
future.
3.
Once you have your three wishes, line up your candles in a row and place the pieces of paper
in front of them in the same order as you wrote them- so this means the thing you want
to release goes next to the first candle and the thing you want to manifest goes next to
the last candle.
4.
Light the three candles.
Breathe deeply and just take a few minutes to silence and quiet your mind.
Perhaps even place your hand on your heart to tune into your soul.
Call on your spirit guides and guardian angels to join you.
5.
When you are ready, take the first piece of paper- the thing you want to release, and
declare it aloud.
Ask your spirit guides and guardian angels to help you release this thing.
When you have finished making your declaration aloud, place the paper into the flame of the
first candle.
Once the paper is too hot, drop it in the bowl of water.
(The water is a safety measure).
6.
Repeat this same process with the next piece of paper- state your wish aloud and ask your
spirit guides and angels to help you invite this feeling into your life.
Place the paper into the flame on the second candle.
Repeat this same process with the last candle and last piece of paper.
Safety note: please be careful with the burning the paper in the candles!
Do this at your own risk.
7.
Once you are done with all three papers, it is time to blow out the candles.
To do this, recite the �I� mantra suggested below and then use the power of your breath
to blow out the candle-
1st candle- I release
2nd candle- I feel
3rd candle- I manifest
To close the ritual, take the first candle, the candle you used for releasing and place
it outside, you can also smudge it if you don�t have an outdoor area.
You can keep the other two candles in your space or on your altar.
Discard the water and the paper in any way that you wish to.
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Essence Of Murli 28-03-2017 - Duration: 6:48.
Om Shanti !
Today's Murli Date Is 28th March 2017
( Today is auspicious day of festival Gudi Padva. Happy Gudi Padva to all. This festival is celebrated for victory.)
( Lets hear what is sweet Sweet Baapdada teaching us through Murli of today ? )
Essence: Sweet children, forget the consciousness of your old bodies.
Remove your attachment from them and you will receive first-class bodies. Those bodies are already finished.
( That is because destruction is just round the corner. Following which souls return home shedding their bodies )
Question: What is the firm discipline of this drama that human beings don't know about?
Answer: When there is knowledge, there is no devotion and when there is devotion there is no knowledge
When the world is pure, there are no impure beings and when the world is impure, there are no pure beings
This is the firm discipline of the drama that human beings don't know about.
Question: What would you call the true sacrifice to Kashi?
Answer: Not to remember anyone at the end.
Let there be the remembrance of only the one Father. This is the true sacrifice to Kashi.
To sacrifice yourself to Kashi means to pass with honours so that there isn't the slightest punishment experienced.
Song: I have come to Your doorstep having taken an oath.
Essence for dharna: 1. Don't cause anyone sorrow through your thoughts, words or deeds.
Don't keep anything of anyone in your heart. Become an ocean of love, the same as the Father.
2. Sit in solitude and churn the ocean of knowledge.
Churn knowledge and then explain with love. Become Baba's helper in service.
Blessing: May you pass with honours, with the flight of love and experience closeness.
All the children are continuing to move forward with the power of love.
The flight of love brings you close to the Father with your body, mind and heart.
You are numberwise according to your capacity in knowledge, yoga and dharna,
but each of you is number one in love.
All of you have passed in the subject of love.
Love means to remain close and to pass that is to pass all the situation easily.
Those who remain close are the ones who become pass with honour.
Slogan: In order to remain safe amidst the storms of Maya and matter, remain seated on the heart-throne.
To the sweetest, beloved, long-lost and now-found children, love, remembrance and good morning from the Mother, the Father, BapDada.
The spiritual Father says namaste to the spiritual children.
We spiritual children convey to spiritual Baapdada, our love our remembrance, our good morning & our namaste namaste
Om Shanti !
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Wazifa For Beauty Face And Evil Eye/Chehre Ki KhoobSurati Aur Nazar e Bad ka Wazifa/Islamic Wazaif - Duration: 3:58.
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Overcome | The Sims 3 Series | Teaser #1 [PL/ENG] - Duration: 1:22.
A month had barely passed...
However, I feel like I've been here for years.
I've enough of this place.
Enough of all these people who look at me with contempt every day.
And I see in their eyes 'You killed a man, you're a murderer'
If they'd known the truth...
My life has changed irreversibly.
Nothing has given me hope for a better tomorrow yet.
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Supergirl 2x17 Sneak Peek #3 "Distant Sun" (HD) Season 2 Episode 17 Sneak Peek #3 - Duration: 1:40.
There is one good thing about not having to work at CatCo.
And what's that?
There's more time with you.
Any word from your parents?
No, they're just up there hovering around in orbit.
Is that what they mean by helicopter parenting?
NEWS REPORT: We have breaking news coming from midtown.
Oh crap.
NEWS REPORT: A violent alien wages an all out attack against innocent civilians.
Laser eye patch, that's new.
Welp, duty calls.
Hey, do you want me to come with you?
We can get him together.
Sure.
Yeah?
I'll just get changed real quick.
Oh, shoot.
My stuff is at the D.E.O..
You are so fast.
I got this one.
I'll get a jump start on that laundry.
J'onn, we're gonna need an alien cleanup on aisle 3.
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Family Finger (Daddy Finger) with Mickey Mouse, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, and Pluto! - Duration: 11:44.
[intro music]
>> Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you?
>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?
>> Mommy Finger, Mommy Finger, where are you?
>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?
>> Brother Finger, Brother Finger, where are you?
>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?
>> Sister Finger, Sister Finger, where are you?
>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?
>> Baby Finger, Baby Finger, where are you?
>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?
[closing music]
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