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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 3:57.
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Lettuce!
What was that?
I just said anything!
You just say anything for the Say Anything Festival.
That's right.
Use the bathroom later.
Who did you say that to?
I just said it to anyone.
Right.
- Someone must have to go. / - Right.
You can blurt out any absurd thing
at the Say Anything Festival
but it can't make sense or remind you of anything...
- So it's very difficult. / - Right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
34, 24, 30...
That's it!
34, 24! Totally absurd!
Just blurt out anything!
That's right.
Yeongjin, you've known Minkyoung for 10 years.
Yes.
I went to the army with her.
Pencil case!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it Yu Ain from the movie "Veteran?"
What do you call it when a millstone
doesn't have a handle?
This is defective.
- Defective! / - Amazing.
Defective.
He started with the movie "Veteran..."
- And ended up really stubborn. / - Yes.
I bought a rice roll with no cucumber.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Get it together.
Lie on your belly!
Lie on your back!
Good night.
He said good night.
- Good night. / - That's right.
Such a sweet way to discipline soldiers.
That's right. As they say,
if it's sweet, swallow it and if it's bitter, add sugar!
Shake some on!
Let's meet the next contestant.
(Sejong the Great)
Show me the money!
Sejong the Great said show me the money!
- Amazing. / - This is why Sejong the Great...
- Is on the $10 bill. / - Right.
- Show us your beat boxing. / - Sure.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Sleep, sleep, black bean noodles! ♪
He was putting noodles to bed instead of a baby!
- Amazing. / - This is why mothers don't like noodles.
But...
What are black bean noodles?
They're those yellow things.
- Alright. / - Let's meet the next contestant.
Let's all do a cheer.
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6...
He kept counting!
- You can't do a cheer like that. / - Right.
Then I'll liven the mood right now!
Go ahead!
Oh, no! How sad!
You must have partied a lot!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Find the differences.
She said to find the differences!
Amazing.
Only a veteran could say something so absurd!
- Amazing. / - It doesn't make sense at all!
- That's right. / - The master of nonsense!
Seolhyun is in the group BTS, right?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a weightlifter?
He should've lifted a weight...
- But he lifted the curtain instead! / - Amazing.
Some might have missed it since it was so fast.
For those that didn't see it,
we won't show it again.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hello, everyone.
I'm the host of "Ask Anything..."
She bit him!
She just bit anything!
- Amazing. / - It's very difficult.
It's all about chewing those words.
♪ Don't bite me, dummy ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
521, 522, 523, 524...
They're still counting!
Amazing.
I'm so embarrassed!
That's right.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster MBC...
And commentator SBS.
Hello!
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Veep: What The Critics Are Saying (HBO) - Duration: 0:31.
SELINA MEYER: This is my second act.
Selina Meyer travels the globe spreading democracy
like Patient Zero.
This refugee camp is surrounded by landmines.
You're just like princess Di. (LAUGHS)
Why don't you just go ahead, though?
-What? -Yep. Good idea.
♪ La la la la la ♪
I was the first female president,
and I will not work for less than 87 cents
on the dollar.
♪ La la la la la ♪
And tell 'em I'll stand at a glass podium
and wear a short skirt.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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[EngSub] The Cupids (Kammathep Hunsa) ep 8-9 The End. - Duration: 25:39.
Substitles by Aom Mike fan.
People say that, people who are very different, there's heaviness to connect them together. and all of this....,,
in order to keep the balance of their world.
doing stuffs but making mistakes., is the cue when we love someone, and you,,,,
You fell in love with me Nusa.
Please become my girlfriend Nusa. I love you.
Nusa.
Excuse me.
yes.
What are you doing?
Meditation.
Meditation is a great thing.
but you can not keep on listen to break songs.
need to be this.
Buddha's prayer.
yes.
P-Prim. can I read my message?
Breaking News) Tim Pichayaton, the owner of Grand Pichaya hotel announced his calling off to his position and he will leave for america this afternoon. his mom refuse to give any interview. all she said was Khun Tim will go to America and never come back in Thailand anymore.
P-Prim,, khun Tim is going to america.
I will surely never be able to see Khun Tim again. what do I do?
Why he will just go unexpectedly.
He probably mad at me. for running and hide to the temple. also because I don't pick up his call.
I already told you.
You need to live your relation in the present and not the future.
If we only worry about things in the future you won't be able to keep moving.
I am going to find Khun Tim.
I can't live without him. I will go find Khun Tim.
and I will go now, P-Prim.
Right now?
yes.
Here I will call a taxi for you.
calm down, just concentrate , concentrate.
P-Prim , will I be able to see Khun Pim.?
you will.
It's already here, it's already here.
Over here.
Khun Hommenlee send me to pick you up.
yes.
Thank you.
P-Prim, thank you.
Good luck Nusa.
Open door for the passenger too,, it not easy to find.
This is why Hom use your service every day.
I am happy to give great service.
a great person like you, I hope you will succeed.
P-Prim I need to leave first.
bye.
P-Prim please pray for me to find khun Tim.
okay, I will pray for you.
find your man Nusa.
Excuse me. why are you crying?
If you going out with someone and you know in the future you won't survive.
You,,,,,,
what were you going to say? you mean you won't be able to survive?
yes.
If you are dating with someone and you know it is not going to survive in the future.
because we are very different.
but you can't live without him.
What would you do?
How do you know it won't survive?
Tomorrow you might die.
I think today is the best. the future will be okay by itself.
Even a taxi driver is smarter than me. everybody is smarter than me.
Good bye Khun Tim.
Khun Tim.
I believe Cindy really menace Nusa.
MaSukonta is really evil. doing bad things again.
Nusa become afraid again, it look like she won't change.
hmmm.
That rubbish, that chicken, such an afraid cat.
so if it is that, what do we need to do, son?
I think I will make a plan to make Nusa come back.
What plan, P?
well, Nusa will learn how to solve her problem. and need to face the world by herself.
what happen?
wearing only white like that.
You went to pray somewhere?
and you did not bring any gold or silver bowl? so we could go praying together.
I,,,
I tho kor" that I am kla ke"
khun Tim, please correct me.
You were going to say ''Klee klat" [coward], right?
I am sorry that I am a coward.
I am sorry for running away.
I,,,,
I love you very much.
Khun Tim please don't leave me and don't go.
Please.
I won't go anywhere.
The news is fake.
You played me?
I already let mother and Ton travel for me already.
I also wanted to startle you a bit.
how it feels?
you run to the temple, it looks like you are trying to run away from your problem.
I didn't know what to do, I couldn't think of anything.
Listen to me okay, I also don't warranty.
if we will survive or not, but I know.
if we are not happy then we could go our different road.
but we have to keep moving, right.?
all we have to do is to set up an aim and solve all of our problem together., Do you understand me?
Prama, PeemongTon {[next couple.]
owww, Khun Tim.
You shock me, khun Tim you have high tension.
it's not that., it just our electric.
The electric of you and I,
They are just different, that's it.
an the right way is,,,
we need to share our charge, so that we can complete each other.
if we can do this there won't be any more shock.
differences also have their own charm , right?
Hey Tim, You are very good friend to have an adorable girlfriend like that. Congratulation my friend. You finally have a girlfriend.
Is everything okay?
yes.
but,,,
You need to go with me first.
I have something for you.
What it is ?
You need to close your eye first.
Yes.
Don't open your eyes.
you can open your eyes now.
Is it beautiful?
it's for you.
wasn't it too expensive?
but Khun Tim, I think,,,,
Turn back.
Do you remember our love heart's paper.?
heart paper? the one you said it was an useless thing?
I remember.
but,,,,
I don't know where I lost it.
It was not lost anywhere.
Your heart.
is with my heart.
khun Tim.
I thought I lost it.
I told you, it wasn't lost anywhere.
My heart.
is really with you khun Tim.
Please ma'am.
Thank you.
Please.
You guys ask about love, is it good?
You are too slow, so I will answer first. For me love is easy but hard as well.
For example, when we first like somebody. we will start, start to become a new and ourselves.
especially if the couple are totally different., it's exhausting.
I think people who are very different and love each other,
They just need to settle each other, right?
The more they settle to each other, the more they are getting attached.
sometimes, different will make things better for each person too.
wasn't it cute?
It's true.
Like the couple of Tim and Hunsa.
we both love each other and it makes each of us become a good person.
Better.
and make us way perfect too.
Today I get spell from a talented person. I will keep it in my mind.
Well try to say it again.
set target, don't miss, focus, flexible
I have said it a lot of time already, right? if someone don't feel good., so don't come..
Can you try to reduce your logic and increase some passion.? hu?/
Well, I will finish your problem first, so that you can go take a nap.
You are the only person who accept me with my terrible personality. being with you,
I don't feel like I am a glut. and I also don't feel filthy.
I want to tell khun Tim, that he made me changed.
I wanted to tell him that since the last, that his dirty mouth that likes to scream, I like it very much. P-Praw.
because he makes me a better person. and makes me more capable. No matter who doesn't like him,
I think he is authentic person, P.
The conclusive goal pf someone like you is to become number one.
but my conclusive goal is to be loved.
so interesting.
Hunsa and khun Tim are dating.
When I heard the news, I got a shock,
and even Khun Tim is a customer in cupid hut, well,, what can I do?
Khun Tim quit before he was going out with Nusa. so if I will get mad at Nusa is not fair.
and also because I am the one who wanted all my 8 girls to find a boyfriend.
For a bonus of 1 million baht. Nusa is,,,,
well, she should have be the last one to find boyfriend, but she find hers first.
so, I believe id Nusa was able to find a boyfriend, it will totally works for my other 7 girls.
Homuenlee will be the next girl to have a boyfriend.
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Korea's Legendary Comedian Jeong Myeonghun | 정명훈 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 6:54.
(Jeong Myeonghun)
Hello,
I'm Jung Seunghwan of
Korea's Pride and Legendary Handsome Comedian
Jeong Myeonghun is Coming
so Stand Aside, Bow, Chant Hurray,
Start the Music, Bob Your Shoulders,
Start Humming, Start Dancing.
and Offer Up Your Entire Fortune.
This skit is the only unscripted skit on Gag Concert.
Just like the last episode,
I've asked these three to just sit here.
- Right? / - Yes.
- You don't know what the skit's about. / - Yes.
- Are you curious about the topic? / - No.
Today's topic is...
When your girlfriend farts.
When your beloved girlfriend farts
in front of you by mistake,
what kind of witty comment
would relieve that embarrassing moment?
That's what our comedians will teach you now!
I'm very excited.
First is comedian Kim Jeonghun.
You don't recognize him!
He's not on any other show!
But other comedians would worry
if Jeonghun was on other shows.
Why?
Because other comedians would lose their jobs.
I wouldn't go that far.
That's totally ridiculous.
So!
The hidden pearl of comedy.
Comedian Kim Jeonghun!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
- What? / - Show them now!
I'm ready.
You want to eat bread?
Let's go. Streusel bread?
Jeonghun.
You've lost your job.
Good work.
Good work.
Next is...
It's Song Yeonggil!
I bet he'll be funny!
He's funny just sitting there!
People, Yeonggil is causing a war.
- What? / - A casting war.
All the TV stations are fighting over
casting Yeonggil!
This is the only show I do.
So!
The cause of wars! Comedian Song Yeonggil!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
I'm ready too.
Honey, did you just fart?
Don't be embarrassed. I have a gut.
Yeonggil doesn't cause wars.
He just needs to get slapped.
Nobody could be funny here.
Look at the next person.
What's wrong with you?
The Messi of Gag Concert!
I'm just messy.
The central nerves of Gag Concert!
Now, you're getting on my nerves.
It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
I've said this over and over,
but he's been a comedian for 20 years.
It's 16 years.
According to a rumor,
he'll be running for president
to make a laughing Korea.
Make sure you vote.
- People should vote... / - So!
President of comedy! Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
Before he makes his funny comment!
Everyone, please stand up.
But they were sitting comfortably.
Let's all gather our energy
for the greatest comedian Jeong Myeonghun.
First! Right hand!
Left hand!
Gather your energy!
Send your energy!
Lee Taeseon Band, don't just stand there!
Send your energy!
Comedians in the green room!
Gather your energy!
Directors in the control room!
Gather your energy!
But...
All the energy has been gathered!
Everyone, make some noise!
Gosh...
Why did the energy gather in a balloon?
Right over me... What is this?
Am I supposed to make a joke or not?
I'm ready.
Honey, your farts are so fragrant.
Everyone, take your energy back.
What? Goodness...
Gosh... Hold on... I should... Wait...
Goodness...
Goodness!
Goodness...
Myeonghun.
Apologize.
What?
- You should apologize! / - Oh.
I should've prepared a better joke...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Apologize to each person individually.
Each person?
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry. My bad.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did I do a terrible thing?
I'm sorry.
He's really apologizing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Well, this last year has been fun.
You know, really fun!
The loss hurt,
but I did take this opportunity
to, um, reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine...
by the name of Selina Meyer.
Oh, fuck me.
Congressman Ryan!
I want to let you know that I will destroy you
in ways that are so creative,
they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.
We are going to make Buddy Calhoun
the next governor of this dry coyote turd of a state.
So, saddle up those emphysema tanks,
you inbred cousin fuckers.
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
Mike, are you kidding me with this?
It's the only sunscreen I could find here.
You look like the world's least fucked geisha.
Look at us, just like the good old days.
Except shittier in every conceivable way.
Oh.
-♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CHEERING)
I'm proud to be here for...
GARY WALSH: (MUTTERS) National volunteer week.
-National volunteer week! -(CHEERING)
-I also do wallpaper! -(CROWD LAUGHING)
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
GARY: Just when you thought this refugee camp
couldn't get any better, I got a surprise for you.
-SELINA MEYER: What? -You're surrounded by landmines.
You're just like princess Di. (LAUGHS)
Okay, you know what? Why don't you just go ahead, though?
-What? -Yep. Good idea.
-You go ahead. Yeah. -We'll be right behind you.
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
You know, you're using an awful lot of paint
for down there. Maybe use it for up here, and focus on this.
Oh, yeah. Let's give the people what they want!
Okay. That's really...
-I'm sorry. That was too much. -Way out of line.
(MOUTHS) Yes!
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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