Original production
"...green..."
Mr Chairman
the whole national TV, all employees and artists
salute you!
You multiple genius
titan of titans
glorious oak from Zoliborz
strategist of fortune
adamant defender
of hard as granite unity of the party
the brightest star of all my channels...
Jacek
don't exaggerate
I don't
That film
your cousin said you wanted to be made, we're making it of course, so all's safe and sound...
Speaking of which!
A gift
From Zenek
He sends his greetings as well
On this very guitar he composed hits like
"The girl from a disco club", "It's raining"
"A platform of tears"
"Grey horse" and
famous "Mercedes"
He sure knows how to write a good title
A true man of letters
I'm going now, don't want to disturb you
My fiancee is waiting and I need to
make her engaged
"...how it..."
How am I going to survive that name day party...
The Chairman's Ear
Quiet!
Quiet, I say!
Quiet!
Quiet!
Ladies and gentlemen show some respect!
I've got tags here. You'll get them in a second
Be quiet!
Behind this door beats the heart of Poland
And we
are in the auricle
I don't know if Mr Chairman will be able to see all of you
He's not a robot
There's just too many of you
Exactly! And he said that
in many areas there's not enough of us!
Exactly!
Didn't I say be quiet!?
People
let him live
so that we all have a chance to live better
For the last eight years...
We know, we know! 'Polish mens and womans'...
Not this time
For the last eight years
I was wearing black
And now - I listened to the advice of Mr Adam from PR
so that people wouldn't think they can black-mail us
A typical Polish colour:
bile-yellow
Please tell me
how's the government? Any improvement
or still disdain?
Disdain
I don't get it...
Maybe I should
summon all ministers here
to Sulejowek
and
introduce myself again?
Maybe it will work?
Well, maybe...
Health, happiness, prosperity
hundred years of life and only joyous days
May your deepest wishes treasured at the bottom
of your heart
finally come true
We throw in a handful of faith and hope
so that stength may never leave you in the hardships
of everyday life. So that a good spirit may never abandon you...
Does it end somehow?
Yes
So, to the shore, to the shore
...from loving Beata
with her husband and kids
and loving Piotr, Witold and Mateusz with families...
And loving Mariusz
...and also liking Antoni
respecting Jan
esteeming Konstanty
praising Jarosław
and appreciating
Zbigniew
and others
Oh, and one more thing Mr Chairman
I know that you like
Dumplings
I - stuffing
Husband - forming
Throw it to boiling water
and wait
until they surface
And this Donald...
I know
I know
Thank you
That yellow canary...
147 - miners
148
scouts
149
Thank you
Excuse me, excuse me but you...
I've got number 34
Girl!
That lady was here before you were even born
150 - a priest
Amen
Thank you!
Thirty...
...four
34 - please come in
Whose name-day is it today, hmm?
They surely said their wishes which put a smile on your face
but there's one more person who remembers about this place
She wishes you not money but a lot of joy and honey
plenty of memories, pleasant thrills and that your dream fullfils
Thank you so much, Ms Jola...
Today is your name-day. I send you wishes freight
Briefly, succinctly - from a girl, To think of her at night
Thank you very much, Ms Jola
Did you measure your blood pressure?
Your eyes are... burning
Don't you have a fever by any chance?
No, no, no. I feel great
There are a lot of guests
today, so... I wish we could talk longer, but maybe next time
Fine words butter no parsnips
Congratulatory scroll
In the day you look at these pages, how you once looked into my eyes
On your name-day to you, my dear, I send tender kisses in surprise
Thank you
Thank you very much, Ms Jola
Oh!
I made some dumplings
for you, sir
For you
Thank you very much, Ms...
Jola
You're so popular with girls!
Wait for your turn, people
My turn now!
Get in
Thank you!
Stop!
Mr Ambrozy... seriously...
to much watching 'Mr Inkblot'
42!
Go on, go on
Łubudubu! Łubudubu!
Dear Mr Chairman, it's me
with greetings from
Your Rysio-Pysio
Rysio-Pysio
you led us up the garden path in Brussels
about Donald
It seemd they were on our side
but they weren't
As a gift I brought a space suit
of the first astronaut - my father-in-law
Miroslaw
It didn't hurt him to give away
such a souvenir?
I think not...
We'll see how he reacts
Look -
he brought a gift without even asking for permission
Take it back
No gift?
You want to give me a gift so badly, Rysiek?
You know what?
I like your tie
So nice, grey
Without a tie you look somehow...
With no tie... somehow...
stupid
Weird
Weird and stupid
Not elegant
And you're such a nice boy
We'll figure something out
Try this one
You're familiar with it, aren't you? You wore it for a few years
Yes, but...
Go on, put it on
Perhaps it won't fit...
But it fits
Such a nice boy
Rysiek
you're a sporty guy, right?
So run wearing this tie
to the parliament
In such a way that everyone can see you
Zigzagging
You know what, Rysiek?
Each time you run past
a lamp post
stop
and salute it
Why?
You want to know why?
Because every lamp post
is brighter than you
Go...
Rysiu-Pysiu...
Ciao!
That count as one
Yes, sir!
Are you OK, sir? You look pale
I think I might got cold
because of that window
Call in the next one
Saviour, my cousin will give it back
Howdy!
Tomtits!
Howdy!
Crikey! Wow... so many...
so many flowers! You look like Stalin
at his funeral
For you - local production
It hammers, like a cannonball
Did you get the cards?
No
No?
Damn... maybe I should have sent them?
Do you know that I'm filming that movie I told you about?
"Silence screams"
I organised everything myself
and my woman won the casting
Lucky girl, right?
Try it - it's a very good vodka
Janek, you know I don't drink
Really?
Then I'm taking it with me. No need to waste it. Howdy!
I'll grab a flower, I have a meeting with my girl, OK?
You'll dump them anyway
and I might get
some shagging
Take what you want
I've heard you on the radio, you know?
Damn, Stefan was right
You talk just like Gomulka
Howdy
Give me 20 zlotys for fags because they don't have the change from 100
In touch!
"Hey, here comes the birdie..."
116!
Please
Get in
Let's start with home-made dumplings
Great
I made them myself
On behold of the whole party, as its spokesperson
I wish you
to, quoting the classic, do your thing
But also to do our thing as we don't do it as well as you
And not to worry that they compare your rule to fashism
Those are little people
By the way
We bought you a present
A hat
foldable
XIX century, original
You realise
who wore it
I do
And do you know how it's called?
A biretta
Some say: biretta
the others: pirog
I swear, everyone's crazy about pirogs today!
It will match better your overcoat than the cap you have
Uhm
I've also got a present from the other Beata
who couldn't be here today, because
she's serving the mass
of the father
Plumpers
Finally something different
Oh, no... dumplings
Well... thank you
How many of them left?
Half of Poland
I mean about thirty...
...two percent
I can't do it...
I feel dizzy
Ms Jola was right
You're overheating like a Russian TV set
They will martyr you
I'll take care of this
Ladies and gentlemen!
Mr Chairman thanks you for the memory but, unfortunately, nobody else will be accepted today
- Why!? - Is he ill?
He's not sick! He's not ill
but he has the right to be tired because he carries on his shoulder
the whole country
All of us
lie on his shoulders
and also a numerous Polish community abroad, all around the world, so, that's the situation
What about the gifts?
If you have the gifts, then
please stack them up in a pile here
What pile?
No piles, because the communication aorta must be maintained
Mr Chairman will unwrap them later! He'll remember about you!
Fellow countrymen! Listen!
Be calm
Please
give
Mr Chairman
from us
From all
of us
wishes
to still
remain
adamant
unbreakable
persistent
And to continually
to continually
lead us
there
where
he
leads us
That's right!
They should graze cattle
and not do politics!
Smite the bitches and thieves, Dear Sir!
Bigliettino dal Duce [Congratulatory scroll for Duce]
A che ti serva questa Unione Europea? [What do you need the European Union for?]
Ti invitiamo nell'asse fascista... [Join the facist axis…]
Wir wissen [We know]
dass Sie Angela nicht mögen, aber ehrlich: [that you don't like Angela, but]
nicht alle Deutsche [not every German]
sind so! [is like her]
25... 26... 27...
to one!
Dumplings for you, Jarek, from me
Greetings from space!
Howdy!
Ou est mon chapeau? [Where is my hat?]
Rendez-moi mon chapeau! [Give it back to me!]
J'ai les cheveux mouillés après mon bain [My hair is wet after a bath]
Rendez-moi mon chapeau avant que je prenne froid! [Give me back my hat, before I catch a cold]
The Chairman of the working capital
I forbid to parrot me!
I do not allow
to imitate my speech!
Comrade Jaroslaw!
Comrade chairman!
Comrade chairman!
Mr Chairman!
...chairman!
It's me! Me... me...
It's me
Me
What... What happened?
My God
What...
a terrible dream I had
What did you dream about?
Everything
Napoleon...
Mussolini... Goebbels... Pilsudski...
What did they say?
I don't know
Pilsudski told me to
fight with the pact
and didn't understand the others
Each spoke a different language
There were no subtitles?
No
Me too, I've also had a meaningful dream recently
What about?
I dreamt that they painted my staircase
Right, you know what?
I'll go upstairs and prepare some boiling water
so that you can put your feet in it. There's nothing better for the cold than boing water
I'll throw the dumpling in that water and you'll eat the ones which surface
We'll freeze the rest, so much we've got...
But which ones would you prefer?
Boil the guitar!
Ms Basia!
Ms Basia?
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