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Off the Maul: January 2017 Compilation - Duration: 3:53.
So what makes you wanna be a crossing guard?
I don't know, I just thought it would be cool to decide
which kids do and don't get hit by a car
Now smile while I write my name in you
Oh my God
Who
the hell
CARES???
I don't know who you are,
but if you don't let me go right now I'm gonna scream!
Bitch, that's what I want you to do!
Ladies, look to your left
Now look to your right
Statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you
What was in that tea???
A very light opiate
But that has nothing to do with the visions you're seeing
Are you ready to apologize?
I-I apologize
to the maids at the Red Roof Inn who had to clean the curtains after I
(CENSORED)
You have a mother
And you just said all that
I'm gonna call your momma and tell her what you said!
Don't!
So the lesson there is, if you steal
you'd better be ready to murder, too.
Mmmm...
God, your hair is delicious!
Who are you?!
I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard
May the sword be with you!
(Gasps)
And also with you!
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
I don't like you NOW
Hey there, Sweetie
How old are you?
Sixteen
Eighteen?
You're first!
You know, I really only smoke when I drink
Oh, well this is nice!
You wanna hear a joke so funny you'll laugh your ass off?
Oooohhhh, I see you've already heard it!
You sound angry
Did one of your friends get engaged?
You have no idea how offensive you are to women, do you?
What?!
I love women!
I bet I can name more porn stars than you!
I know all of them, though
There are people who just started an hour ago, and I know 'em
Hell ya, you my nerf-herder!
You MY nerf-herder!
What is your question?
Are you a paedophile?
Now maybe today we don't do the earring?
No!
Earring everyday!
Hello, White House?
We found Bin Laden!
Hello?
Bitch hung up on me
Your name's Jamal?
But you're White!
So?
Is this really the first time you've had this conversation?
Come on, Jamal
Look in your heart!
I'm praying to you!
Look in your heart!
I-I couldn't help it, it's my nature!
I don't deserve to die for that!
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted
What?
He lived happily ever after
But he did have to earn it
Hint-hint
♫ For someone as blind as you... ♫
Steve!
Seriously this isn't a great place not to be wearing a shirt
Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?
He was playing Halo
Now he has a halo
Just kidding, he was gay
(Demonic voice) I see the six stations of the Lord's Order
and they will all BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!
Stay away from my brother's butt!
I would like for you to sleep with me in my bed
And this, this is not about sex, it's about sleep
No, no, I totally get it Peter, snuggling is basic human need
Right, I mean, who says that the body next to ya has to be male or female,
or y'know, whatever?
Or alive?
Yeah!
Well, no, but yeah
Look, I, I think it's a great idea, and I, I'm completely with you, I'm in
Let's try it
Oh, you're so strict!
You'll probably turn out to be a good guy!
My God, this is like taking candy from a...
...candy-hating baby
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