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Trek Talk | Teaser - Duration: 1:53.
|| Sahyadri ||
|| Trekking ||
|| History ||
Shiva's Temple, Dargah and Datta's Temple... all three are inside there.
Sultan Mahmud Begda constructed the fort in 1516. Then in 1530, Portuguese gained control of this fort.
|| Adventure ||
As we can see, path in this cave is going downstairs somewhere...
|| Cheap Trip Options ||
We can get public transport directly at 11 O'Clock.
So we are checking for another options, and private Jeeps are available here.
|| and Much More ||
COMING SOON...
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Super Mario 64 Romhacks || compilation. (Fan edit by: EzailTV) - Duration: 28:41.
*John Cena theme plays*
shouts out to simpleflips.
toaster strudel causes cancer
*weed, everyday smoke weed everyday*
*Mimics [Vinesauce] Joel* He's in a wheelchair
Alrighty
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
*Here comes the lore*
Alrighty, this is um, Mario after the war
*um*
There was a great war with Bowser and yeah, okay
So, before the game starts
You always get interrupt by lakitu
but I got a trick up my sleeve
*quick saves*
uh-huh alright
Oh shit!
Did it wrong >.<
*loads quick save*
That's right, fuck you Lakitu
*Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball MIDI*
Toad, help me out. Kill me, please
*In Toads voice* Shoutouts to Simpleflips
I'm sorry
And yes that is Nicolas Cage
Because he's the bomb
Get it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd like to see these guys, well those guys speed games, speed run this, they won't
TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING VOLUME. EzailTV added in ear rape noise of a man... Orgasming?
I told you to turn it down, don't say I didn't warn you
*It's okay to turn it up now*
*Sings a random song as Sanic music plays*
Stanky me-memes
Awh shit, I missed one :(
Not that it matters.
Ear... Piercing... Noises
~*Aaaahhhhhh*~
It's so much worse with headphones
How can I have 300KMS? No way~
No, come here
Come 'ere
Come 'ere
Alrighty
let's go Mario
Shoutouts to simpleflips
*Smacks lips*
BOB ROSS
Bob
Ross
O mighty Bob, come back to us
We need your painting wisdom's
We will sacrifice Justin Bieber to get you back
I miss you man <3
slip slidin' away
*Let it go plays, cause winter level*
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
As much as I...
fffff-FUCKING hate Frozen
this version is quite okay
And yes and you do see it, the snowflakes and tress are Illuminati's
Come here you little
*Mmmmm*
no no no no no no no, it's okay
I gotcha
*Ahhh*
I never liked this penguin
Alright
Now to do something stupid
NO!
FUCK!
GOD DAMN IT.
I killed the bloody thing
NO!
Not again xD
All the time.
the same place
*lol*
There we go :D
Let it go.
I - I will let it go
Down a fuckin' cliff
Back anymore~
Let it go (x2)
Flip the table, screw you all~
I can't something.
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway~
*Fast forwards a little* *To the right part*
Uh-huh, fast forward it
*Sings Gibberish Frozen*
Not yet
God damn it, EzailTV again?
Everyone, volume down.
I warned you.
Sorry mama, I killed your baby :D
Don't tell me, I am the only one who did that?
Every time you save the baby
You get the powerstar
You drop the baby
Then, you get the powerstar
*lols*
I can't be the only one who did that
Everybody did that
*Enjoy some Sanic music again*
Shout.. Shoutout simp? Yeah
now what I did was technically not cheating
Cause the penguin still thinks like I am on the correct path
Even though I just swooped by him that first round
Oh shit
Fuck off
Come on, Pingu
COME ON PINGU!
Come on, pingu
yee, gimmie the damn star, thank you
Are you... Are you ready for this? I don't think you are
Ah, the lovely Princess Peach
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLDDDDD
Shoutouts to simpleflips
and yes
What you're hearing right now
Is the distorted version of
Sandstorm - Darudie
Darudie the sandystorm
Come here
COME HERE
*Oh EzailTV back at it again, volume down peoples*
*It's safe for now, volume's back up*
Holy shit
Never again
*Volume down, NOW*
*Hey, I did warn you, don't say I didn't*
*Loud clap*
Alrighty then, Lets get this party started
okay okay oh god it looks like choppy total - fear not
they're rockin Neos low mana crony I'm thinking butter on a spoon
oh god oh god
oh let's look at that like Elysee it's kicking in game in all right
the bridge is not seeing no more if you ever want to know why LSD
looks like walls to you guys oh and if you are sweet dude oh fuck
okay now I'm the big Baba Lord of all okay let's go dude
let's go holy shit no no no no no oh fuck
well that's it okay the game is blow off it's the game
well that's Vienna Mario because I'm fucking squash but oh god it's LSD Mario
pain I do go oh oh god this is oh god
please please oh now kicking in hell yeah oh let's see
the speedrunners do this complete Mario 64 count edition actually made one oh
come here come here not like out out out
but anyway how's my voice oh my god
no not not no no I'll try but again
this game is lemony shape of fucked up yes but it's experience no okay that's
great oh alright please defeat Bowser already
Oh
alone alone
oh my god
when
with me
oh my god level and finally over Mario
why
fucking office
the power of the stars is responsible
and it's all thanks to you thank you we have to do something special like a boy
Robin
this is positioning the CCC what upon your happen did I wait
that I died at the credits fuck well you know what it's over okay it is
it is over it's done finished
hello and welcome to the stream sorry this romhack is by caves and menu mm you
are a substantial dancing his name right everything is still the same
everything's like still the same bar is the same difficult classic and then
because you'll see yourself talking about
and look at that look at that
yep that's the Hat best thought about it watch okay but no this would then let's
dive right in a force ah here we go
now these and now these guys I can't go far like I came it's getting a bit of a
try see what it's like it's course like the come like always
the honesty in addition still play just like has the same logo of Mario but you
can become digitally anything or almost anything like you can't become a tree
now but you can become this
but soft oh those have become the unboxing spoons
so if you like mix all other illness did I break the canon
I broke the Canon I will get up I didn't work
what or ins it was us on I made some cubed quicker way ahead of me and then
yeah but you know what off the wing this
and by the way that's like that that's odd keep it natural speed I'm actually
controlling the speed while holding down a Oh or what what okay okay
not any Chenin Oh No I've ruined it no the game still recognize Oh teleport
teleport I guess not come on 1qp
and Cooper Cooper settings click time
second all right so you know you come estas gate valve oh
well
not today bitches hey lunch what's doing board this plane mario odyssey 64 back
them all and didn't give us to suicide this is been let me come damn it hack
yeah wait no no no no no no no one ever go Oh
Marva no no no no no mark come on goofy there's a spa sword this and let's get
that third key a fucking cake 27 I don't think so a simmer guys how to
might I'm 24 this year I was born 93 god oh god SEC longest battle ever
here we go our water offers or ticket my windows
yeah yeah oh my god
oh please no no no now never go one more good shot obviously
yeah not this is bicycle
Oh open alpha lon
I can throw a little bit fuck that's why Mario absolutely far
no no no no not
finishing in poverty
it's all oger Mario sound becomes style please know I love that I was ripping I
didn't mean to do but I wonder can I become Peach
you guys nothing yes yes yes
which is not very game over and there we go
Mario completed in supposed to be three meters which became but where are you
Pete yes I felt terrific and miss my thighs laughs force
Oh
thank you so much before to playing in my game well that's it streams live off
everybody go home no okay let's play it for real this time
this may take a few out bottom of your hours but little for all this time in
this plane I'm not going to cheat to balls are well able to cheat together
that's not permanently together damn it oh well fuck this I might play this in
the future without killing myself but yeah this was pretty fun inverse been
nearly an hour this was a pretty good run alright thanks for tuning in and
goodbye
you
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What's in my bag 2017👜 ENG SUB | Daphnefroggy - Duration: 17:03.
Hey guys this is Daphne.
Today will be doing a topic that...
I really seldom do this.
About this video today,
If you guys know me earlier, actually I made once
like few years ago.
(This is how I looks like 4 years ago)
(Okay I also feel shocked that I saw this, so you guys can just skipped this video lol)
I saw quite many YouTuber will keep filming the new version of
What's in my bag every year.
Maybe they got a new bag,
or they re-arrange their stuffs in there.
*FEEL SO BAD FOR RUNNING NOSE*
Today I will be sharing about
What's in my bag for 2017 Spring & summer.
If you know about me, I'm a mom!
Be frank, I won't bring too much stuffs with me when
hanging out.
This will be my working/dating's bag,
Let me show you the bag.
I got this bag from Zara last week.
It's PU leather bag.
The size is just right,
and I was looking for a bag like this.
As a shoulder/handbag as well.
You can just pick it when you in rush.
The quality is quite good.
If you guys ever bought bags from ZARA,
their bags quality is quite good.
I've got a bucket bag before from ZARA,
that was too big for me now.
So this will be great.
Small size bucket bag.
I didn't bought any WHITE bag before.
So why white color for this time?
Because it was just white or baby blue...
Hmmmm....baby blue is quite challenge for me.
So I decided to take white.
So today will show you guys,
what actually inside a mom's bag.
I'm wondering will you guys bring a lot of stuffs for hanging out?
But me, I won't.
I have to bring a kid with me, definitely no for me.
Too heavy for me.
I will let him bring his own backpack for hanging out,
For putting his diapers, wet wipe, and his own belongings.
Just a small bag for him.
So I will just bring a small bag with me.
First will be my purse.
Have you seen this brand before?
It's from Korea, a brand named Fennec.
This short purse is quite popular.
I didn't put any coins inside.
I just separate them.
I got another small purse for coins and cards.
You open like this.
The coins compartment,
Its too small.
Our home key used to be a card,
use the card key to scan for unlock.
This is a spare key for incase
sometime black off.
The other space are not just fine,
I put some credit card and identity card here.
Some members card,
driving license...etc
Here is the note.
Just a tiny one.
I usually store my members card with my coins together.
It will become so heavy if I put all things
together in this small purse.
The color is light grey!
Here is the coins purse that I mentioned just now,
A gift from my friend,
rabbit coin purse.
I love the canvas material.
Small tote bag, or coins purse...
The bad thing is,
Once you use the bag often, the bag will become so dirty,
and if you put it to laundry,
and dried up. It will like so many crease on it.
It will never get back to the brand new one.
I got tons of canvas tote bag,
like almost used for few months,
and I put it to laundry, and I feel that my bag gone...sob
So I stopped myself for getting canvas tote bag again.
Before I changed for this bag, I got a small tote bag too.
It was so dirty , that's why I have my new bag here today.
Normally I will put my members card,
house card key,
also coins,
all together.
This will helps remind me, not forget this little purse when go out.
Once you put the most important thing here,
you will never forget it anymore.
I have 2 more little purse here.
small and transparent one
This actually...
for grocery shopping, this is for grocery,
and this is for
daily necessities.
I will separate my money usage for few parts.
once I got my salary, I will make sure to do this.
One is for grocery,
one is for daily necessities,
own pocket money,
some savings.
The good things is you will never over spend if you do like this,
I think it is a good idea if you can control yourself.
you have to set your weekly budget,
and you just bring the amount for shopping.
Like example, we spend like 5k yen for foods,
I will just put 5k yen inside the purse.
It will make you control yourself for over spend.
If you bring more than your budget,
you will always tell yourself that you have allowance to shop,
but if you have your own budget,
you will definitely not over spend.
I mean you don't dare to over spend!
Once you over spend, opps! You may return something when you pay (Thats too shame)
This is a good habit!
Save up some money,
Next is my phone.
I'm using iPhone 6 plus.
Quite big!
I bought this totoro case at Taiwan last few months.
I can't find any nice 6 plus's case in Japan tho.
Just like 0 !!
I just found some case which is,
like flip type,
notebook type.
For iPhone 6 plus, normally is like using those notebook type casing,
it can protect the screen,
I broke my phone like 2 times,
and last year was like dropping from the stair...
iPhone 6 plus is a bit...too big for me.
I was like wanted to,
change to smaller size like iPhone 6.
But,
its fine!
I paid for repair, so I will just use it until forever lol
Always bringing,
some wet wipes!
These wet wipes are bought from Malaysia, which is ask my friend bring over,
In Japan, we usually can find some,
alcohol type, or just clear type (which is baby wipe)
There are no wet wipe is like including some soap,(for clean purpose)
this is the dettol one.
Kill all the bacteria!!!!
This is very good when you eating something oily and you can't find a proper place for wash your hand,
its very good for clean your hand.
Small lid,
make sure your wipes never dried out.
This will be
the most important thing inside my bag.
Just beside my purse lol
I love to wash my hand anytime, just like... cleanliness.
I just love to keep everything clean,
and also when you having a kid,
Gift coupon!
Can use this at the department store.
Little,
It's not a make up pouch actually.
I won't bring many cosmetics going out wit me,
just some of them only.
Let me show you,
My favorite YSL lip tint,
that I applied on my lip today!
The color is like rose red, maybe should say red bean red,
all time favorite! I will always bring this out!
Compact powder.
Like sometimes you have to touch up.
Lip balms.
This is DHC lip cream,
I bet you guys know this,
a medical lip balm.
Sometimes can release itchy and insert bite.
It is like cooling up your lip, feel good.
This is the normal one. (For moisture)
Eyedrops.
If you are wearing contact lens often.
Sanitizer gel.
It's also from my friend.
Rose scent.
If you really can't find a place for wash hand, haha
Hand lotion!
I just make it to this tiny case.
That's really a big tube, so I make it into here.
Let's guess what is this...
GUESS!!
I bet you don't know.
A small scissor. (STICKLYE)
The size is like a pen.
Sometimes you will use it, I think.
Sometimes just use for cutting... etc...
I bet it can protect you someday.
lol
Medicine pack.
Running nose,
Cough,
and also pain killer.
some plaster, cotton buds,
I suggest you should make one into your bag,
it will help when you feel sick when during working,
Arghhhhh! lol
It's MUST!
I found a mini calculator.
It can use for hold your budget when you shopping,
I know you got one inside your iPhone.
ummmm...
I'm not sure, I just bought it because its cute!
almost there!!
it's actually you can tie this up.
but I felt that makes inside more smaller, so
I just put my things inside without tie it.
The pocket inside,
I got my car key!
Here is all the things I have inside my bag.
Actually I got a tissue pack which is just finished.
(The next video will be own opinion, and if you not agree it or you don't want to watch, can skip it to 16:09 and continue it, Thanks)
I saw a lot of popular YouTuber, blogger...
also making some video about this tag.
There are few reason that I personally don't like about it,
They will make a new video about their bag,
like they change their branded bag oftenly, or maybe monthly.
The stuffs, I mean the bag's content is still remain to same...
They just want to show off their branded bag, I think.
It doesn't match the title at all.
They just want to ...
show off..lol
It's not prejudice... on those people.
I think you can makes this title looks more interesting,
like sharing how you manage your bag content,
or some bag which is reasonable price and storage tips as well?
Most the viewers are just interesting what bag that you using,
and what actually a branded bag inside looks like.
What I wanted to tell is,
should be making it more interesting, I think not much people can afford a expensive branded bag though.
Of course including some of your own skill for ,
How to use a small bag,
or a big bag for manage your storage.
I think is unnecessary to make a new video just for your new bag, for each month lol
Too show off lol
Of course you can do what you want to do, and it's your freedom,
should put more afford for some thing which everyone can afford,
Not like the people just show their Celine bag,
or Chanel bag as well,
I don't have so much money to show off,
(Hope you guys don't mind it, I just want to tell something I wish to tell, talk like freedom lol)
This will be my first video of this topic on my channel,
Hope you guys like it,
Let me do another video for new bag (if I manage to get new bag)
Like upgrade version of it, lol
How you guys think?
Thanks for watching until the end,
please give me a thumbs up if you like it.
See you guys on next week! See ya :)
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Two Too and To - English grammar - full explanation and practice activity - Duration: 15:22.
Hello!
Happy Tuesday!
Today we are going to talk about one of the biggest word confusion issues in English – the
three little words Two, Too, and To!
Don't worry if you have been studying English for a long time and still feel confused about
these words – lots of native English speakers get confused too!
You aren't alone :)
These three words all sound the same, but they are spelt differently and they have different
meanings, so we call them Homophones.
Personally, I don't think you really need to know that two, too, and to are called homophones
– as many native English speakers don't know this, but it is VERY important
that you know what they mean, how to spell them, and when to use them.
That's what today's video is all about!
Let's start with the easiest one first.
Let's look at the word Two.
Two, spelt with a W, T-W-O, is the word for the number 2.
You use this two when you are taking about a number or a quantity of things.
For example, I have two brothers.
You could also spell this with the numeral 2, for example,
I have 2 brothers.
Easy peasy?
You can try to remember that the number 2 spelling has a "w" in it, T-W-O, by thinking about:
What number of items do I have?
Why, I have two! Okay?
So this sentence is full of "w's" – so put a "w" in your spelling of the word two when you are talking about numbers.
Yeah? Okay. Let's do one more example and then move on.
Remember, this two is for numbers.
For example, There are two dogs barking.
(There are 2 dogs barking) This sentence tells you that the number of
dogs barking is 2.
So use the w. Okay, I think you've got it.
Let's move on to the DOUBLE O – too.
TOO.
This too, the "double o" too, T-O-O, can be used a couple of ways.
It can mean "also," or it can mean "a lot" or "very".
Let's look at definition one first.
Too meaning also.
For example, I want some cookies too!
This sentence means that you also want cookies.
Pretend you see your friend eating some cookies and you think, "Hey!
I love cookies!
I also want some cookies!" or, "I want some cookies too!" Double O.
This sentence, however, can also mean that you want cookies in addition to something else.
Okay. So using exactly the same sentence and still using the double O too.
For example, you already have cake, but you want more than just cake.
You want cake and cookies.
Okay, So you are at the grocery store shopping for your birthday party.
You just picked a cake and you have it in your basket.
Then you see these delicious looking cookies and say, "Oh!
I want some cookies too!"
Okay, so you also want cookies, or you want cookies in addition to something else.
Let's do one more example.
So, I like carrots too.
This sentence means: You also like carrots.
For example, Sarah likes carrots.
I like carrots too.
BOTH Sarah and I like carrots. Double O too.
This also means you like carrots in addition to something else.
Okay, so, I like broccoli.
I like carrots too.
I like BOTH broccoli and carrots.
Double O. The "double-o" too in those examples meant also or in addition to.
But the double O too can also mean "a lot" or "very."
For example, I ate too much food.
This sentences means that you ate a lot of food.
Now you are very full.
Next time you should eat less!
Or I could say,
The food is too hot.
This means the food is very hot.
If you eat it right now you will burn yourself. Be careful.
It's too hot. It's very hot.
You can remember this "double-o" too, it has 2 (two) "o's"
and 2 "o's" is TOO many.
Ok? Double O. TOO many.
Okay, We're almost there!
The last to is the "single-o" to.
So this to, spelt with one "o", T-O, is a tiny little word that is used ALL THE TIME!
It is a little bit difficult to explain, because it can be used so many ways.
Some of the most common ways it is used are as a particle that gets paired with a verb,
and as a preposition to indicate direction or purpose.
Again, it will usually come right before or right after a verb.
Sorry, it's kind of confusing.
The best way to think about the little "to" might be to see if either "two" or "too"
"too many" makes sense, and if they don't, use the single-o "to."
It's not a great rule, but I think it usually works.
Let's look at a couple of examples: Okay the first one is,
I want to go home.
In this sentence to is acting as a particle paired with the verb "go."
I want to go home.
This sentence would NOT make sense if I used "two" or "too."
XX I want two go home. XX
No.
The number 2 doesn't make sense in this sentence.
or XX I want too go home. XX
No.
That doesn't make sense either. There's not "a lot" or "very" happening in this sentence.
So it has to be the single O. I want to go home.
Let's try another one.
She went to the store.
In this sentence to, single O, is acting as a preposition stating that she went in the direction of
the store, or she went to the store.
Again, this sentence doesn't make sense with the number "two" or with the "too much" "too."
XX She went two the store. XX
No.
Not two stores. She went to the store.
Okay. And, She went too the store.
No. This doesn't work either. There's not too much of something,
There's not very,
There's not a lot.
So it must be the little, "single-o" to.
She went to the store.
Yeah?
You can see in all of these examples that each of the "to" words,
two, too, and to, SOUND exactly the same.
So in speaking, it doesn't make a difference, right? Just say to.
but in listening, you have to understand which one is meant.
Right? And in writing it is definitely important to make sure you write the right one.
So be careful with your spelling.
Using the wrong "to" will slow down anyone who's reading your writing,
and it might confuse them too.
So be careful, and use the right one.
Let's try a couple for practice.
What we're going to do is:
I am going to say a sentence and you write down whether I am saying the number two, with the w,
the double-o too, for "a lot,"
or the little single-o to. The preposition.
Here we go. Are you ready?
I have ______ cats.
This is the number two. With the w. t-w-o.
Good? Okay. Let's do the next one.
I like pancakes ______.
Alright? I also like pancakes.
So this is the double-o too.
Alright, Let's do the next one.
My sister went _____ the pool.
Alright. This isn't about the number two.
So it's not the w.
This isn't about a lot of something,
So it's not the double-o too.
It must be the single-o to!
My sister went to the pool.
She went in the direction of the pool.
Or, she arrived at the pool.
Single-o too.
Alright, number 4.
Can I have some water ______?
Okay?
Can I have some water, just like that other person did?
Can I also have some water?
This is the double-o too.
Can I have some water too? Good.
Number 5.
I like _____ brush my hair in the morning.
I like _____ brush my hair in the morning.
Let's see. Does the number make sense?
No.
Does the double-o make sense? Is there a lot of something?
No.
Is it being paired with a verb? Let's see.
I like to brush, brush. It is!
It's being paired with a verb.
I think this is the particle to.
I like to, single-o, brush my hair in the morning. t-o.
Good, alright. Number 6.
I bought ______ chocolate bars yesterday. Lucky me.
I bought ______ chocolate bars yesterday.
How many chocolate bars did I buy? What number? Why, it was two!
So this must be the w. t-w-o. The number two.
Good. Okay, I think you're good.
But here's a bonus challenge sentence.
It has all three of the "to's" in it.
Alright? It's a bit of a weird sentence.But let's try it.
My _____ seater car is ______ small _____ fit all of us in it. One more time.
My _____ seater car is ______ small _____ fit all of us in it.
Alright, let's see.
My two seater car - T-W-O,
is too small - it's very small, T-O-O, double-too
to fit all of us in it. TO fit. This is being paired with a verb. I think it's the particle! One-o. t-o.
So our first one was the number TWO, our second one was the double-o TOO,
and the third one was the single-o TO. two, too, to.
And that's it! Woohoo! Haha
Oh! One more thing – you might hear something about ballet dancers wearing tutu's!
Another to? Don't worry about it. This is different altogether!
Tutus are not related to any of the other "to's" they're not even spelt the same.
They sound the same though.
A tutu, t-u-t-u, is a fun frilly skirt that ballerinas wear.
They are pretty wonderful.
I encourage you to try one if you ever get the chance :)
But don't worry about it for your grammar, for that, we are done.
I hope you feel a little bit more confident with your understanding and use of two, too, and to!
And, if you have any questions let me know in the comments below.
If you want to talk more in person about this topic or anything else, please book a lesson
with me through my italki profile.
The link to my page is in the video description.
So, thanks for watching today! I hope it helped, and
Happy learning! Have a good one. :)
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Off the Maul: January 2017 Compilation - Duration: 3:53.
So what makes you wanna be a crossing guard?
I don't know, I just thought it would be cool to decide
which kids do and don't get hit by a car
Now smile while I write my name in you
Oh my God
Who
the hell
CARES???
I don't know who you are,
but if you don't let me go right now I'm gonna scream!
Bitch, that's what I want you to do!
Ladies, look to your left
Now look to your right
Statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you
What was in that tea???
A very light opiate
But that has nothing to do with the visions you're seeing
Are you ready to apologize?
I-I apologize
to the maids at the Red Roof Inn who had to clean the curtains after I
(CENSORED)
You have a mother
And you just said all that
I'm gonna call your momma and tell her what you said!
Don't!
So the lesson there is, if you steal
you'd better be ready to murder, too.
Mmmm...
God, your hair is delicious!
Who are you?!
I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard
May the sword be with you!
(Gasps)
And also with you!
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
I don't like you NOW
Hey there, Sweetie
How old are you?
Sixteen
Eighteen?
You're first!
You know, I really only smoke when I drink
Oh, well this is nice!
You wanna hear a joke so funny you'll laugh your ass off?
Oooohhhh, I see you've already heard it!
You sound angry
Did one of your friends get engaged?
You have no idea how offensive you are to women, do you?
What?!
I love women!
I bet I can name more porn stars than you!
I know all of them, though
There are people who just started an hour ago, and I know 'em
Hell ya, you my nerf-herder!
You MY nerf-herder!
What is your question?
Are you a paedophile?
Now maybe today we don't do the earring?
No!
Earring everyday!
Hello, White House?
We found Bin Laden!
Hello?
Bitch hung up on me
Your name's Jamal?
But you're White!
So?
Is this really the first time you've had this conversation?
Come on, Jamal
Look in your heart!
I'm praying to you!
Look in your heart!
I-I couldn't help it, it's my nature!
I don't deserve to die for that!
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted
What?
He lived happily ever after
But he did have to earn it
Hint-hint
♫ For someone as blind as you... ♫
Steve!
Seriously this isn't a great place not to be wearing a shirt
Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?
He was playing Halo
Now he has a halo
Just kidding, he was gay
(Demonic voice) I see the six stations of the Lord's Order
and they will all BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!
Stay away from my brother's butt!
I would like for you to sleep with me in my bed
And this, this is not about sex, it's about sleep
No, no, I totally get it Peter, snuggling is basic human need
Right, I mean, who says that the body next to ya has to be male or female,
or y'know, whatever?
Or alive?
Yeah!
Well, no, but yeah
Look, I, I think it's a great idea, and I, I'm completely with you, I'm in
Let's try it
Oh, you're so strict!
You'll probably turn out to be a good guy!
My God, this is like taking candy from a...
...candy-hating baby
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