(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who's that?
What the...
Hello.
Who are you?
Hello. I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
Park Eojun?
So what brings you here?
Let's all speak our minds.
Many people leave their trash behind
at the movie theater
when they get popcorn and a soda.
That's true.
I should speak my mind to those people.
Let's boldly tell them!
Tell them what?
Can I eat the rest of that popcorn?
No? Then I'll just eat what you spilled.
What are you doing?
I didn't think they'd react like this.
This is based on a comic on current events.
He spoke his mind.
Comedy is really hard.
- You speak your mind. / - Teacher.
Please tell me now if you have something to say.
- Go sit down! / - Thank you!
He needs to change his character again.
What character will you be next episode?
I can't wait to see.
I'm moving to a different country next episode.
Now it's time for our bodies to become healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure like us.
This is the first move.
This is a great move for students
that are still growing.
First, raise your arm to the sky.
- Then your leg. / - Raise, raise.
One more time. Extend the arms.
- Then your leg. / - Raise, raise.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
But that was...
How is that yoga?
I'll show you the second move now.
The second move is good for
housewives that have to do
a lot of housework.
- First, stretch your sides. / - Extend.
- The other way. / - Extend.
- Breathe and once again. / - Extend.
- One last time. / - Extend.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, I hope you all have a good night!
Next is Wu Eongjae!
- ♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪ / - Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom seems satisfied at ♪
♪ A short haircut she got at the salon ♪
♪ But then my mom asked my dad ♪
♪ Who she looks like ♪
♪ And she's excited about his response ♪
♪ My dad saw my mom's hair and said ♪
♪ You look like your father, dear ♪
♪ My mom heard that and said ♪
♪ I'll kill you, boy ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags ♪
♪ Of money to cross the Styx ♪
I wonder how these two are doing.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
How do you two spend your time alone?
We play a fun game.
Catch me if you can.
Chunam, catch me if you can!
Got you!
It's my turn now, Songvely.
Catch me if you can.
Stop chasing me!
Stop chasing me! Stop chasing me!
Stop chasing me! Stop chasing me!
You caught me! You're so fast!
Songvely, I'll give you a present.
Dang it...
Kissing me wasn't in the script.
You must be crazy!
If we both die,
I really wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- We'll go sit down. / - Alright.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
I know. Say hello since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't, fool!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone!
I always do the opposite!
Why did you get so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
- They won't hang out with me. / - It's true.
That's why I brought this to have fun with them!
What do you need that tape for?
I'll use this to yank out their leg hairs!
Even picturing it sounds painful.
Don't do it! And don't do it on yourself.
- Don't do it on myself? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it to myself!
Yeah, just do it on your leg hairs.
Do not do it on your sideburn right here.
- Don't do my sideburn? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do my sideburn!
Yeah, don't make it look real by taking your wig off
and putting it on your actual sideburn.
Don't take off my wig and do it on my real sideburn?
Then I'll take off my wig...
And do it on my real hair...
I'll put it on my real sideburn!
No, no.
Don't.
I'll do it on my own sideburn!
Tear it off slowly.
Don't yank it off fast!
- Don't yank it off fast? / - Yeah, it hurts.
Then I'll yank it off fast!
Look at this! Look at this!
Look at this!
Alright, you did it for real. Alright.
Alright. All your other parts are fine...
But do not do it on your left arm pit!
Your left arm pit.
You're in big trouble if you do that!
Why do you seem so pleased?
- Don't do my left arm pit? / - Don't do it!
Then I'll do my left arm pit!
I'll do it on my left arm pit...
I'll do it on my left arm pit...
Get it from here...
- Right here... / - I'll do it on my own.
I'll do it on my left arm pit...
Don't press down so hard...
It doesn't look nice.
That's too...
I'll do it on my left arm pit!
Please! Please tear it off slowly!
Don't yank it off!
You must never yank it off!
Then I'll yank it off!
This is like waxing.
- Alright, you did it! / - I did it...
But you must never... You...
- You... / - Quiet.
Why are you so excited today?
You'd better not try to be funny
by putting tape all over your body
and asking the others to pull them off all at once.
If you do, you're in big trouble.
Don't do it.
I won't stand for that.
Don't ask the others for help?
Then I'll ask them for help!
- Help me! / - Alright!
Wow...
This isn't right!
Why did I come up with this character?
Lift your head up.
You asked for help.
Why do you keep hitting my head?
Oh, no!
Hurry and do it.
1, 2...
3!
I don't know where to rub first!
Teacher... But...
It hurts everywhere
but this area feels weird.
What are you saying?
Go sit down now.
- Goody-bye. / - What the...
Now you're all obedient.
Good work.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
When I look in the mirror...
- It's so hard. / - Why?
Even if I look into a full-length mirror,
my entire body won't fit because of my height.
If I want to see my entire body...
Hold on.
A bit more.
Now I can see all of myself!
I don't think you have to go that far back.
You seem really pleased.
Will you help me?
- What is that? / - That's enough!
I almost died.
Now you're even using the band?
I'm crying from being sad, teacher.
Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
It's so hard for me to go to the gym these days.
Why is it hard to go to the gym?
When I go to the gym, people only stare at me.
How do you exercise? Why do they stare at you?
It's nothing special. I just...
Wear whatever like this...
And exercise like this.
The people all stare at me.
Hey, hey.
Of course they'd stare at you
if you exercise shirtless!
Oh, really?
I had no idea!
I think you knew.
No.
I'm going to start working out today.
Yeah?
There are more people here than the gym.
Why would you do this here?
Teacher, this body of mine...
I hate it, I hate it.
- Go sit down. / - I hate you too, teacher!
Please focus. Next is...
A fun class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
So exciting, so exciting!
Yes, baby. Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1596, "The Compendium of Materia Medica"
by Li Shizhen.
If you want more energy,
you must eat eel!
Where do I get eel in this cold winter?
- Eels are in the swamp! / - Where?
In the swamp!
♪ New face, new face ♪
♪ New, new, new face ♪
New face! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
This is so hard!
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1792, Bak Jiwon's waterwheel.
The waterwheel.
This is a waterwheel that is turned
by the power of water.
How does this turn?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
My head hurts.
What are you doing? I'm right next to you.
What? You're next to us?
♪ Next to us, next to us ♪
♪ Right, right, right next to us ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright, good work.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The "Baby on Board" sign.
- This sign is too weak. / - Weak!
This is why people just think it's a cute sign.
Make the face powerful!
Baby Jigsaw! BJ!
BJ!
Make his eyes powerful!
Fiery eyes! FE!
FE!
Make his body powerful!
A buff baby. BB!
Shin Dosi, did you come down from the mountain?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
Who are you?
I'm Shin Dosi.
Yes, Dosi.
How do you find drinking water on the mountain?
The clean water found in nature is great for you.
I try to find the water vein and if I find one,
you just start digging with a pickaxe.
Do you find underground water?
My back gets sore.
- Alright, go sit down. / - Before I do...
I brought something from the countryside.
- This is a gift. / - What is it?
- Try some. / - What is it?
You too, teacher.
This is rare stuff.
It smells savory.
It tastes savory too. What is this?
I made it myself...
- Is it sesame oil? / - It's my oil.
Alright, calm down.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Recently, I recorded subway announcements
to donate my talents.
- Would you like to hear it? / - Yes.
This station is Sadang. Sadang Station.
Sadang comes first.
Sadang. Sadang comes first.
I love you.
It's graduation season these days.
There are many things to do during graduation.
First, a sad speech fwom the pwincipal.
A sad speech from the principal.
Taking photos with your pwofessors.
Taking photos with your professors.
Lastly, the awards for model student, best gwades,
impwoved gwades, perfect attendance,
and wegularity are given out.
The awards for model student, best grades,
improved grades... What came after that?
Awards for perfect attendance and
regularity are given out.
Dear, what award did you get as a student?
How about you, dear?
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
CB Ryu Geunji.
These days, I keep exercising
but I won't get bigger.
What should I do?
That's when increasing the weights come first.
- Come on out! / - Increase the weights?
Alright, lift up the weights.
Wow... I don't think I can do this.
No, I'm going to break my back.
I think I'm going to break my back.
Pardon me.
Hold on...
- He's in trouble. / - Pardon me.
No, no, no.
It looks like his muscles are about to burst
and his face too!
Everyone, have a week filled with laughs.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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