Sit down
Wait, he's gonna stay with us?
Ringo: Yes Vida: No
Just for a while
No, but if you stay you'll have to appear in the video
I don't know if you can deal with the pressure
No!
Ringo: Don't let him escape Vida: I don't want to, I don't...
Calm down
Maybe the video won't be that long
I appear in only one, one episode
And then leave
Okay
But we have to introduce him right?
This is... how do you want us to call you in English? Raquel: Life
Ringo: Life
*burp*
So, here we're going to...
Everything is okay, everything is oka-
*gasp*
Haru: I'm loving this video, I love you guys
Ringo: Raquel?!
Ringo: You can't hit the pans, this is not your house
Haru: This is not new years eve Raquel
Raquel: I'm homo
Vida: Take Raquel out of the closet
Vida: Literally
Ringo: Make pasta with tuna
Raquel: Pasta with tunaaaa
I do what I want, damn it
I do what I want, I do what I want
Can I just ask something
Ringo: Yes
This is not for the video
But I love you guys, I love you so much
I'm so f****** drunk
Oh my God
I'm not gonna give any rides to my friend
Because I'm drunk
But he needs a ride so another friend of ours is coming
And he maybe will give a ride
Don't drink...
Shh
Don't drink and drive
Drink just enough so you can know what you're doing
Even tho you're stupid at the moment because it's cool
Drink at home where it's safe
And your friends can make dinner for you
Do you wanna eat, uhm
Do you wanna eat codfish?
Haru: Do you wanna eat codfish?
Raquel: No
I'm not that Portuguese
We have a lot of codfish
We have a LOT of cod... Vida: Let's make pasta
Ringo: No
Vida: But pasta is good
You're right
Hello Raags
Raquel: We should put vodka in the pasta Ringo: Then you pay me 1 euro Vida: No, I won't
Raquel: Let's put vodka in the pasta
Let's put vodka in the pasta (sarcastically)
Haru: I'm not feeling nauseous, I'm just crazy
Ringo: "I'm just crazy" Vida: That's not concerning
Haru: No, it's not concerning at all
My beard is a sensible place
Ringo: Tickle tickle
I pooped and I think it smelt pretty bad
So be careful when you go to the bathroom
Ringo: This is clearly not gonna make it to the video
Vida: No, leave it
Vida: Everybody poops
My question is: why is pooping a dogma?
Ringo: UNKO COSPLAY
Unko is the name of our channel
It's the name of our channel
Vida: To shit is natural
To shit is natural
Ringo: To shit is natural
To shit or not to shit
That's not even a question
Vida: Okay
Ringo: I believe Raquel is waifu
What were you talking about before saying I was hot
Everyone wants to have something with you
So that's a thing
Raquel: How to cook pasta like a pro
Ringo: No! That's too much pasta
Vida: No, it's good
Ringo: No! That's too much
I didn't eat anything today damn it
But now you're gonna eat and we'll quench your hunger
Mhm, quench my hunger
Ringo: Speak in english please
Raquel: Let's do a three way
Our friend hasn't eaten since I don't know when
Beggar life
And now we're gonna feed him
So he can have the basic necessities of a human being
Thank you. Thank you Unko Cosplay for feeding me
You should all follow Tommy Wiseau
Because his Twitter account is lit
Have you noticed he's bald?
Vida: It's an illusion Haru: What led you to baldness?
Uhm, lack of hair...
Leads to a person becoming bald actually
But I think that's very brave of you
Ringo: You accept your fate
Uhm yes, with a blade Haru: You're so beautiful
I cut myself everyday in the head
Ringo: No!
That's how emo I am
No!!
I like it when I bleed
Ringo: Shhh, think of the neighbors
I'm just clapping my fucking hands
I hit my back laughing
Ringo: How much time will it take for the pasta to cook?
Ivan Ivanovski
Some people get schizophrenia off of ganza (weed in portuguese)
Ringo: Off of ganza Haru: But besides that there's nothing I think
Ringo joking: Off of ganza
Ringo: I hope the pasta cooks well
Haru: I was gonna say something
Ringo: Look at his regretti
Haru: I love... I love all my followers
I know we're just now getting started
In the grind of YouTube
The grind
In the f****** hustle
But...
We will try to be true to our word
And we'll try to satisfy you...
Satisfy your every desires
Ringo: Look at the pot!
Vida: No!!
Vida: Oh no
Ringo: Put it a bit... like this
Haru: Raquel goes away for two seconds and this happens Ringo: If we fuck this up, I swear...
Drink more to finish this
No, no, wait a minute
This is all the vodka we have left
I didn't buy more, Vida
Come on
Just a botlle of vodka?
It's for the last episode
Okay, that's true
Haru: We drink it in a shot or something
Ringo: We're gonna die
Vida: There's not much water
Vida: For the amount of pasta we have
Ringo: That's gonna make a pot full of pasta
Vida: But that's okay, I eat a lot
Vida: I eat a lot, I'm chubby
Thickness is beauty
Vida: No, don't look
Ringo: Oppression
Only my wife can...
Raquel is like my best friend she's so cute
Ringo: Oh, and I don't exist
No, uhm, Ringo is my best friend
Raquel is my second best friend
This guy is like my... third?
Ringo: My first male best friend Vida: Shit
My first... my best friend male
My best bald...
Haru: Ringo, I just wanna say that you're really hot
And I love you, that's it
Haru: Oh you're filming?
Ringo: What matters
Haru: That's true
Haru: I need to relax
Ringo: Says the one who was all like BLAHH
Raquel: Oh you're recording sorry
Raquel: Omg
Ringo: We gotta start asking João to make music for our videos so we don't have copyright issues
Raquel: Started from the bottom, now even more in the bottom
We're looking cute
The lighting is actually nice
I'm addicted
I wanna cosplay this more times, I feel good
We should cosplay this more times because
We feel good in these characters
You know it homie
Ewé my dude
Ringo: Are you sliding into DM's? [playing hard - portuguese expression]
Vida: No
João: Playing medium
Ringo: Medium. Easy
Haru: Our friend is in their DM's Vida: Playing easy
João: Playing easily
Vida: It's playing easily
Hello, I'm bald and single
If you want my body
Please send an email
To Unko Cosplay
We can arrange that
I think it's unkocosplay...
That one
Ringo: You're wrong
Ringo: Wait, I'll film, you can't
Vida: I don't want that's enough
Ringo: Like if you would date this bald guy
This old boy
Hey, my dude
Come on, now let's chill like the good people we are
We're friends
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