Arrrgh!
Yeah, that was really fair!
You can't pass next to them ...
(cries)
♫ [ANCIENT PIXELS] ♫
♫ (intro music) ♫
[EXCITEBIKE]
Finally, it's time to to talk about this thing.
I receive this cartridge as a gift from YouTuber
DoubleA Tutorijali
almost 2 years ago.
And on this occasion I would like to thank you once again.
But why did I wait for 2 years to talk about this cartridge?
Because...
Just look at it!
This is the most typical cartridge that you can typically find it in a typical shop
with a typical Chinese merchandise!
Allegedly, it has 83 games on it,
but we all know it is a lie!
And most of the images are inaccurate.
Tank and Formula is okay, but the rest is just wrong.
Dr. Mario is not dressed as a doctor
and he has a proton pack on his back for ghosts busting,
Galaxian has these retarded bees from cartoon...
If you didn't watch that cartoon, don't! This is my recommendation!
Excitebike is misspelled
and it has a car on the picture instead of the motorcycle.
And for Super Mario they didn't knew what to do.
First, Luigi is on the picture,
Second, it is labeled as "New" Super Mario Bros.
Well, the game is certainly not new!
It was made back in the 80's.
In fact, it doesn't really matter.
What really matters is what game do we have on it.
Well, we have the ones I mentioned.
And that is that!
I have all these games on other cartridges
and I've already talked about most of them.
Well, honestly, I've just mention them in episode 950 in 1
and maybe I'll talk more about some games.
But for now, let us focus on games
which I have not yet spoken.
You already could assume
today's topic is Excitebike.
From the beginning we have 3 options.
You have a time trial,
race
or you can design your stage.
which was a rarity in games at the time
but we'll talk about that later.
SELECTION A and SELECTION B
how this game is called it
are more or less the same thing.
You have 5 stages
and the goal is to reach finish line whit in time limit.
The only difference in that,
in selection A you are driving by yourself,
while here you are racing against other people.
Like I said there is five tracks,
and each track is full of impediments
which you must avoid, cross or jump over.
Except that the obstacles are different,
the color of the tracks and backgrounds are changing.
which doesn't add up nothing in itself,
but it's an interesting detail.
When we are talking about the background,
We have these cameramen and these others people who don't do anything special.
But it was always amusing to me how they move in relation to you.
More precisely, they just rotate around there axes when you pass by them.
The game itself is pretty clear.
Drive! And that is that.
Even if it looks easy,
some stages are so hard
that you can hardly get to finish line in time.
If you screw up on jumping over an obstacle,
you are falling from the motorcycle, waste precious time.
Fortunately, you have the option to drive faster.
More precisely, A button is normal speed, and B is higher speed.
Although, if you drive fast, The engine is heated
and you have to watch how you drive,
because if your engine overheats, you have to wait to cool down.
If you've ever played this game,
you will notice that you will fall, fall and fall off the motorcycle.
Which is very comical for me and frustrating at the same time.
It is still very funny how does a guy roll over with a motorcycle,
and after that he runs to it.
Of course, if you play against other people,
then it's a crazy race!
[Mockingly laughing and groaning]
[Mockingly laughing and groaning]
This is how you end a race whit style!
[motor overturn]
Yes, it was the an epic finishk!
Yahoo! I'm 15th!
Look at that guy celebrating.
It doesn't matter where you end up,
he will celebrate no mater what,
even if he is 20th!
Actually, I have no idea how I end up on that place
when only four of us are starting the race,
but...
as if it was important.
As far as I figured, you have time for which you need to finish a race,
and game, somehow based on your time, decide on what place you end up.
which led me to think ...
Hmm ...
What if I leave the game and do not move for 2 hours?
On what place shall I finish then?
In fact, I tried it,
but I did not manage to stand for 2 hours.
Because the game has a time limit of 9 minutes.
Disappointing, I know ...
But I've finished as a #127.
And the guy is still celebrating!
Yahoo!
One thing I still have not mentioned
is that the people that you are competing against
have the ability of teleportation.
When you start the race, one always rides of in distance that you can't follow.
But despite that, I am in lead and now I'm the first, and ...
What the fuck! What is this now?
How did they show up in front of me?
It is impossible that I pass them for the whole lap, when I didn't even complete a single lap.
Actually, you are driving in a laps, even if you don't have a single curve ...
And if this teleportation doesn't make any sense,
I think it's better this way that they are randomly appear in front and behind you,
because, realistically,
once you are in lead,
it would be the same as if you play the selection A of this game.
This selection B a lot improves the game,
because if you had only a section A
after a while you would feel lonely
♫ [sad melody] ♫
and even if there are people in the audience
and by the terrain
You don't have any interactions with them
♫ [sad melody] ♫
All this soulless beings who are there ...
without emotions...
stare whit empty eyes ...
But that's why selection B is here, so you can hit others and drag them under the your wheels!
YEAH!!! HA-HA!!!
And like a cream on a cake, In this game you have a designer
where you can make your own sadistic creations
and give it to your friends to play that!
As I said, at that time it was rare to see a games giving such an option.
In addition to this game, you can make stages in Tanks and Milk & Nuts.
There may be other games on this console that had editors
but for these three I know for sure.
I, sometimes, used to spend more time making stages,
rather than playing a game.
Honestly, this more refers to: Warcraft II,
Heroes of Might and Magic III,
Elasto Mania, Red Alert
and other games that had an editor in it.
Most of the stages are, unfortunately, lost.
But some had survived!
For example, these for Elasto Mania
or this for Heroes where I am made the entire Azeroth before Cataclysm.
Unfortunately, it's not complete yet
Maybe one day I decide to finish,
but now I'm really went side track of the topic.
Now what is interesting, allegedly you can save and load your tracks.
Unfortunately it doesn't work.
'SAVE' kind of work, but ...
'LOAD' does nothing.
It literally does nothing!
The game is just tilted and you have to reset it
because it will never do anything.
First I thought that these functions don't work
because they are on a Chinese copy of the cartridge.
and that the original had batteries in it,
and that you really could to save your tracks.
as, for example, in the Legend of Zelda
where you really have this option
which was fascinating at that time!
That would be great if you could insert the battery into the cartridge
and I save your fucking tracks.
Although I read little about it on forums
and it turns out that it never worked.
Isn't that a little weird?
I wonder why the didn't simple remove those two buttons?
And is it worth it to play this game?
Of course!
It's an extremely fun game
Especially when are sabotaging other motorcyclists!
but, for me, the biggest disadvantage of this game is that
there is no two player mod.
Imagine how much more fun it would be if you could compete together,
interrupt and fucking over each other.
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Thanks again for: DoubleA Tutorijali
who sent me this cartridge.
Also visit his channel and tell him that Peter greeted him.
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