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TRIPLA INTERVISTA - CELL, KID BU E FREEZER - Duration: 7:17.
Hi, what's your name
Cell and I'm the perfect being
Lord Freezer
how old are you?
it depends on what timeline you are referring to
I've lost count for centuries
among you who is the strongest
obviously me
Do not talk nonsense, I'm the evil emperor you're just a computer-designed being
My strength is different in yours I am composed, by the cells, of the warriors who have disintegrated you, little one!
how dare you ...
Do you really believe that stupid apes can still beat me? I became much stronger
I doubt it
What!?
hey, you need to wake up!
calm gentlemen, we are still at the beginning ...
and already I got bored
but please continue with the questions posed by our fans, I am very curious
What was the evil deed you are most proud of
having sucked the power of c 17
eh?
do not say it is very intimate and personal what you say ...
what did you understand?! With my thing I absorbed the power of the two androids and became the perfect being
candy!
that be repulsive
and you lord Freezer?
instead I...
I could not choose
Perhaps having exterminated in Namecciani, or having destroyed the planet Vegeta
I do not know, I'm undecided
How many arias ... you decide once and for all!
You must wake up!
bad are you born or do you become?
among the data provided by Doctor Gelo does not appear an answer is relevant
In the meantime, that being seeks, to put together two words I answer
They are by nature
what is the secret of your strength
you know ... it sucks
People inside me
you are not original
ah! Unlike you my strength is innate
and if I trained seriously I could become stronger than Golden Freezer and become ...
Pink Freezer?
eh?
Do you mean blue?
Blue Freezer? it sounds bad
Do you two have something to say about the names I give to my transformations?
Dalle mie trasformazioni tranquillo non me ne importa nulla ero solo spinto dalla curiosità
Those of you who have more followers on instagram
Well I can boast of having 13 thousand followers
66
so few?
I ate the rest
well ... I can say that I also dominate the virtual world with 18 thousand functions!
an adjective to describe others
lower beings
food
Revolting creatures
are you in favor of gay marriages?
I do not care
Interesting
well, who knows
bu have you ever thought of proposing to the mediaset the scene where Goku bites you the pigtail as an advertisement of the Big Bubble?
according to you it would be able to formulate such a thought
He fell asleep for mental effort
Big Bubble race in human form you have to wake up!
question for Cell
You must really have a bad taste since Goku did not bite you
we see that he has not had the chance
if you want ... I'll take care of it
you have to stop it!
Question, to Cell and Kid Bu, if you were to merge who would be to absorb the other
because nobody wants to merge with me
because you are a repugnant being and anyway I would be the one to absorb it
this is all to see
but who do you think you are a gnat
can you understand what he says?
no, but I imagine his answer with his reactions
the world of villains is sexist?
so...
'man is recognized for his strength is in our nature
Well we must take into account that there is a new entry, c21
wow I forgot about her
If memory does not deceive
He knows how to suck better than you
in what sense to suck
so...
Imagine you can...
what is your favorite dish
stew of Dodoria and Zarbon
androids
Candies
of what you regret more
not to have won
what do you think of super dragon ball
they did not invite me
they are making me look like Crilin
we play a game
Imagine that two of you are founded by potara the third one chooses the name of the fusion
OK then
between Bu and Freezer? Well, I think it will be called freebu, it seems like the name of a tax imposed on the first house
then I guess your name will be Cebu
the same name as the dragon ball recovery schools
and it's not a product placement
How so small bastard
sings!
We arrived at the end of this interview
as a tradition to this last question we ask you to respond instantly
The question is...
Does the interrupted coitus function as a contraceptive method?
eh?
Personally I think that interrupting a coitus is comparable in fact, to one, of the curses without forgiveness
however
There are much more powerful contraceptive methods, one above all, and the appeal spell also known by the
Formula made sperm
Closed, this reprehensible parenthesis, I'm here to announce that, my presence was like saying
Request to participate, to a very particular talent. That, you will see on this channel in the next video
If you cherish the virginity of your backside I advise you not to MISS
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Why Don't Humans Have a Penis Bone? - Duration: 3:07.
There are 206 bones in the human body, and yes, it's the same for men and women.
No, women don't have fewer ribs than men, and men don't have one extra bone, if you
know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
But several mammals, including our close relatives like chimpanzees, do have that extra bone,
so today let's talk about why other animals have penis bones while humans got the shaft.
It wasn't always this way.
Researchers who traced its evolutionary timeline found the penis bone, also known by its scientific
and less fun name the baculum, first evolved around 145 million years ago after placental
and non-placental mammals split.
This means that way back, our ancestors had a baculum, and on the way to being human they
lost it.
The researchers put that about 1.9 million years ago.
Ironically, in the time of Homo erectus.
The reason why we lost our baculum may be down to our mating strategy.
Baculum length in primates is closely correlated with intromission time, which is how long
the penis is inside the vagina.
If a primate is going to spend a longer time doing their monkey business, it helps to prop
up their banana.
What constitutes a long intromission?
According to the researchers, 3 minutes, and humans don't quite make the cut.
Our average time from penetration to ejaculation is less than two minutes, so it looks like
we just don't need the extra support.
There are primates like bonobos who copulate for 15 seconds at a time, and yet they still
have a baculum.
This might be because they're polygamous primates, where many males mate with many
females, meaning competition is stiff so they have to be too.
In other polygamous species, having a bone in their boner will help keep them copulating
longer, so other males don't get a chance with their lady.
They are, quite literally, cock blocking.
By comparison humans face less competition for mates because of our monogamous mating
strategy.
And that along with short intromission times may be why our baculum was lost to history.
You may think we got stiffed, but I have some news that'll pick you up.
Penis bones come in all shapes and sizes, and while some of them are impressive and
slightly terrifying, like the 2 foot baculum of the walrus, plenty of them aren't.
Chimps, for example, have a baculum about the size of your fingernail.
In fact even without the extra skeletal bone, humans still have the biggest penises of the
great apes.
So, you know what, I don't miss it.
Great news!
Amazingly nobody owns the domain name walrusbaculum.com.
You can register it or any other great domain name before someone else does, and you can
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Take that first step in creating an identity online and visit domain dot com.
For more on that crazy walrus baculum watch Carin talk about it on Wild Sex, here.
Make sure you subscribe for more videos and remember…
Gorillas, with all their chest-thumping, only have a 2.5 inch penis.
Showing yet again, that we are all compensating for something.
Thanks for watching and I'll see you next time on Seeker.
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6 space technologies we can use to improve life on Earth | Danielle Wood - Duration: 10:52.
I was 17 when I chose my career.
I was standing outside
on a hot summer night in Florida
and just a few miles from the ocean.
I was waiting for a miracle to happen.
That summer, I was privileged to work as an intern
at NASA's Kennedy Space Center,
and the miracle I was waiting for
was the launch of the Columbia Space Shuttle
carrying the Chandra X-Ray Observatory,
a telescope that would allow scientists to peer into the edge of black holes.
The entire sky filled with light.
And it was as if it was daytime in the middle of the night.
Soon, we could feel the rumble of the engines vibrating in our chests.
And it wasn't a miracle;
it was the combined effort of a team of thousands of people
who worked together
to make was seemed impossible a reality.
And I wanted to join that team.
So I decided to apply to a university where I could study aerospace engineering.
And the following year,
I started at MIT in my engineering training
and joined a student project building space robots.
And everything was going as I planned,
except I was confused about something important.
Now, my confusion arose in my summer breaks.
I traveled to a school in Kenya,
and there I volunteered with girls ages five to 17,
giving them lessons in English and math and science.
And they taught me songs in Swahili.
And mostly, I just spent time getting to know the girls,
enjoying their presence.
And I saw that these girls and the leaders in their community,
they were overcoming important barriers
to allow these girls to have the best possible chances in life.
And I wanted to join that team.
I wanted to be part of a team that would help break down barriers
and improve the lives of girls around the world.
But I was worried that studying aerospace engineering
wasn't the most useful.
I was worried this team in Kenya couldn't use the technology
I was learning about space.
But thankfully, I still learned that I was wrong.
I came back and interned at NASA again,
and this time,
a mentor taught me
that countries like Kenya had been using space technology for decades
to improve the lives in their own countries.
And then I knew that I could have a career in space
and in development.
This idea is not new.
In fact, in 1967, the nations of the world came together
to write the Outer Space Treaty.
This treaty made a bold statement,
saying, "The exploration and use of outer space
should be carried on for the benefit of all peoples,
irrespective of their level of economic or scientific development."
We have not truly lived up to this ideal,
although people have worked for decades to make this a reality.
Forces such as colonialism and racism
and gender inequality
have actually excluded many people from the benefits of space
and caused us to believe that space is for the few
or the rich or elite.
But we cannot afford this attitude,
because the world is engaged in a vital mission
to improve life for everyone.
Our road map for this mission comes from the 17 Sustainable Development Goals
of the United Nations.
All the member states of the United Nations have agreed
that these are priorities between now and 2030.
These goals give us our key moments and opportunities of our time --
opportunities to end extreme poverty,
to insure that everyone has access to food and clean water.
We must pursue these goals as a global community.
And technology from space supports sustainable development.
In fact, there are six space services
that can help us pursue the Sustainable Development Goals.
Over the next few minutes, let's explore these six services,
and see examples of just a few of the goals they help support.
You ready?
OK.
Communication satellites provide access to phone and internet service
to almost any location on Earth.
This is particularly important during times of disaster recovery.
When Typhoon Haiyan struck the Philippines,
the local communication networks needed to be repaired,
and teams brought in inflatable communication antennas
that could link to satellites.
This was useful during the time of repair and recovery.
Positioning satellites tell us where we are
by telling us where they are.
Scientists can use this technology to track endangered wildlife.
This turtle has been fitted with a system
that allows it to receive location information from positioning satellites,
and they send the location information to scientists
via communication satellites.
Scientists can use this knowledge to then make better policies
and help determine how to keep these animals alive.
Earth observation satellites.
They tell us what's going on in our environment.
Right now, there are about 150 satellites
operated by over 60 government agencies,
and these are just those observing the Earth.
And meanwhile, companies are adding to this list.
Most of the governments provide the data from the satellites for free online.
Some of these satellites provide images like this,
that show what you would see from a camera.
This is an image showing agricultural land in Kansas.
However, the majority of the Earth observation satellites
don't take pictures at all.
They take measurements.
And they combine these measurements with complex computer models
and make beautiful, global visualizations such as this one,
showing the ocean currents
and the temperature of the ocean, globally.
Or we can look at the salt and smoke and dust in the atmosphere,
or the rainfall and snowfall, globally,
as well as the annual cycle of vegetation on land and in the ocean.
Now, scientists can take this information about the rainfall and the vegetation
and use it to understand
what areas on Earth are in danger of a famine or a drought
and provide that information to aid organizations
so they can be prepared with food aid before the hunger becomes severe.
In space, we have an orbiting laboratory on the International Space Station.
The vehicle and everything inside are in a form of free fall
around the Earth,
and they don't experience the effect of gravity.
And because of this, we call it "microgravity."
When astronauts are in the microgravity environment,
their bodies react as if they're aging rapidly.
Their bones and muscles weaken,
and their cardiovascular system and their immune system change.
As scientists study how to keep astronauts healthy in space,
we can take the exercises and techniques we use for astronauts
and transfer them to people on Earth
to improve our health here.
Often, as we develop technology for astronauts and exploration
or for spacecraft,
we can also transfer those inventions to improve life on Earth.
Here's one of my favorites.
It's a water filtration system,
and a key component of it is based on the technology
to filter wastewater on the space station.
It's now being used around the world.
Space is also an infinite source of inspiration,
through education,
through research and astronomy
and that age-old experience of stargazing.
Now, countries around the world are engaging in advancing
their own development
by increasing their local knowledge of engineering and science and space.
Let's meet some of the world's newest satellite engineers.
This is Elyka Abello, from Venezuela.
Elyka is training as a satellite engineer
as part of her national satellite program in Venezuela.
She has designed a software tool
that allows her team to better design the power systems for engineering.
This is Adel Castillo-Duran,
from the Philippines.
Adel is both a meteorologist and a satellite engineer,
and she uses data from satellites in her weather forecasting.
And finally, meet Hala.
Hala is from the Sudan,
and as she was studying electrical engineering as an undergraduate
in Khartoum,
she and several students decided to build their own satellite.
And later, Hala earned a scholarship to study satellite engineering
at the graduate level.
These stories that I've shared with you
all illustrate that space truly is useful for sustainable development
for the benefit of all peoples.
But we have more work to do,
because there are still barriers that exclude people from space
and limit the impact of this technology.
For many people, Earth observation data is complex.
And satellite communication services are too expensive.
And microgravity research just appears to be inaccessible.
This is what motivates my work as a professor at MIT's Media Lab.
I've recently founded a new research group called Space Enabled.
We are working to tear down these barriers that limit the benefits of space.
And we're also going to develop the future applications
that will continue to contribute to sustainable development.
We'll keep on this work
until we can truly say that space is for the benefit of all peoples,
and we are all space enabled.
Thank you.
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Russian Asia - Duration: 20:42.
Russian Asia
Altay Republic
I got to the road of Chuysky Trackt
a lot of motorcyclists are going to Mongolia
right now I'm on the Chike-Taman pass
it's its old version of this road
new version has an asphalt road, and the old Chike-Taman pass is still unpaved
then I'm going to the Aktash for a sleepover and then gonna go to the Katu-Yaryk pass
Full tank
Ok, now I'm on the Katu-Yaryk pass
I think I'm going to put a tent right here
Wind blows and it is raining and they are standing still
It's actually unbelievable
Today was an awesome to ride a motorcycle around Kosh-Agach district
I put a tent in camping place
Tomorrow is a pouring rain forecast, but the day after tomorrow I'll try to go to the Ukok Plateau
local people say that you can't even get to the pass because everything is flooded
I have to get to the top
The hairy yaks
Karagem pass
50 meters was not enough to the top
because there's too much snow
Shepherd's motorcycle drove higher than my motorcycle
It is actually really cool here
good luck of weather
silence
I have no idea where shepherd went, but here lies his shirt, pants
I'm on a high place of 2500 m
Right now I'm on the Mars. You can find it close to the 52 highway
on this Mars there is no life
except traces of rams and cows
Sayan Mountains
There are too many fords
I just crossed the river and now I have to cross another
If you like taking pictures with a long road going beyond the horizon
than you have to visit the Republic of Khakassia
Sayan pass
on this side is the Republic Khakassia
and on this side is the Tyva Republic
Yesterday was good
you can look up the photos on the internet
What are your thoughts about this
It's really cool
better than sitting home, even if it's raining
Sakha Republic (Yakutia)
Dima just joined my travel
Right now we are waiting for loading by ferry to Yakutia
3-day cruise on the Lena River awaits us
we want to get on the alternative road of Yakutia
this is Vilyui highway
we will see a diamond quarrys on this road
and then we go to Yakutsk and Magadan.
Our road to Yakutia has just begun, we will go to the diamond capital of Russia, the town of Mirniy
This is such a funny road we took to get closer to the Natural Park Lena Pillars
Hello, I need to get to Tumul
is there a better road or the same?
No, it is better
Ok, now we can climb
We swam on a boat, for two hour, and now we're climbing to the top of this beauty.
It's so beautiful here, I can't even speak
shouldn't even look at the pictures
you just have to go and see it yourself!
Magadan Region
I thought we would never get to this gas station
my tank is completely empty
People say the road to the Magadan is really bad
and the reason why this road is bad is because bears are eating tourists
Hello!
can you please tell me in how many kilometers will the gas station be
It will be in 200 kilometers
Oh, only 200
We received a wrong information from other bikers
that's why we extremely need fuel
and road workers helped us
That's how people in Magadan go to find gold
in Yakutia we get diamonds with an excavator
but here they find gold
What do you have on your head?
Shave your heads
did you find gold?
We're going to the one of the biggest camps of GULAG
its name is Butugychag
The camp is mostly known for its deadly uranium mines
On this old rocky road
someone drove trolleys
with ore
Ok, we swallowed a few kilograms of dust
and now we're in Magadan
Primorsky Krai (Vladivostok)
I'm on my way, I'm excited about travelling
after a short break, I came back from Kalyma
to continue the journey to the east
my plan is to ride on beach of the Sea of Japan
and then I'm going to Kamchatka
to volcanoes and bears
Is it tasty?
No
there was a fortress here
at the corners stood towers
and here was a town
the healing spring is not here, it is far from here
Are you eating?
Yeah, eating our breakfast and mosquitos are eating us
let's help you
our friend was attacked by a bear
and goes back to Vladivostok
Typhoon Lionrock came to Primorye
hundreds of houses in the disaster zone
a number of settlements have been cut off from the outside world
Cars are standing still, because the trees fell down
All the bridges were carried to the ocean
there was not a single road left to get out
right now we're having an evacuation
and there is our helicopter
Kamchatka Peninsula
I'm in Kamchatka
it's the last trip of my exploration around Russia
i plan to climb two active volcanoes
and chill on the volcano beach
and I want to eat a lot of fresh fish
i hope the weather will be good for climbing tomorow
It was snowing at night
and if we look outside it looks like winter
I'm standing close to the two volcanoes
this is the Avachinskiy the one that I'm going to
and the Koryakskiy
both volcanoes are active
RUSSIAN ASIA. Anatoly Chernyavskiy
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He found it.
I didn't think, he had the guts to pull through...
...not after everything, that happened.
You know...
...it's a good thing, we locked that damn suitcase.
Now they have to find the code.
Buys us time.
And soon...
...he'll finally know, what happened to her.
Are...are you there?
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♡MMD♡Eddsworld♡We will rock you♡ - Duration: 1:57.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Sing It
We will we will rock you
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Parblo Coast 13 [Tablet Review] - Duration: 5:07.
So, I've been asked to do a review of this tablet by a company with probably the greatest
name ever.
Um, This is the Coast 13 Graphics Monitor by Parblo,
which is my new favorite word...
Ever.
They've included some stickers here but we'll get to that in a second.
And there's a little poster!
I like this guy, he's funky.
No, wait...
This guy.
Also, I am kind of losing it, because look at this.
Good morning.
Stud.
I gotta put this on my computer just so I can, just, see it, every single day, and be
reminded of the stud that I really am.
Okay so, the actual tablet.
This is the only pen monitor that I have ever had experience with, so I'm kinda going to
be comparing it to uh, a Cintiq by Wacom of the same size.
Inside the package is the tablet, with a- just a whole mess of buttons.
Customizable, programmable keys, and a handy dandy little scroll wheel, which is very very
fun to click.
There is also a crazy-looking cord, a dust cloth, a glove, which is nice, the driver's
included on a CD, and this weird little box that, I wasn't really
sure what it was at first, but it's a freakin' pen box!
It's so fancy!
And it feels really nice.
It also comes with six extra nibs, and a little doohickey to get them out.
I don't know why I'm so thrilled by that, it just makes me really happy.
As far as pen pressure goes, it has 2,048 levels of sensitivity, and it does not support
pen tilt.
For comparison, the Cintiques usually have more than 8,000 pressure levels, but the Coast
13 handles so smoothly I don't think I'd be able to tell.
Like, it doesn't feel like it has very low pressure levels.
I can press really really lightly on it, and it'll still pick up the strokes, so that's
great.
Especially for people like me who don't like to bare down super hard on their tablets.
The screen itself feels really nice, like even without the glove on, your hand can glide
over it really really easily.
One thing though is, um, things can get underneath the glass very easily.
There's some cat hairs and dust that I don't think were there when I first got it that
just appeared after minutes of holding it.
I don't know if that's my fault...
Or what.
There doesn't seem to be a way to get them out, so that's...
A little troubling.
The screen resolution is 1920x1080, which is the same as Wacom has for their Cintiqs
on their website, but the screen on the Coast 13 is not quite as sharp as I would like.
Maybe I'm just spoiled by like, my mac daddy computer monitor, but I just feel like it's
lacking in the resolution.
I just feel like it's a little bit fuzzy.
When I first started using it, the colors and the contrast were like, WAY messed up.
It didn't match what was on my computer at all, so after quite a while of messing around
with them on the settings, I think I got it pretty close, but it's still not exactly the
same color.
And I don't think I can get it to match up completely.
It works totally perfectly with Paint Tool SAI and Photoshop, um, I haven't used that
many other programs with it so I don't know, but I hear that it has some problems with
open source programs like GIMP and Krita.
So you might want to check up on that if you use those programs.
The pen itself doesn't need to be charged.
It has an eraser on it, which is super great.
I kind of wish that the button on the side was a little bit more raised, but that's (trailing
off) just a personal preference...
I don't know, I've been using it for a few days now, um, my biggest problem with it is
that the colors aren't very true to life.
So, a lot of times I just end up looking up at my computer screen instead of the tablet
to make sure that the colors are okay.
But, there's almost no lag, very little parallax.
There's a little bit of space but that's to be expected.
It's bigger than the tablet that I normally use but it's light enough that you can carry
it around with you.
Y'know, coming from a beginner to pen monitors like this, I think that this will be a really
good tablet for a beginner.
There wasn't a whole lot of fuss setting it up, except for...
I forgot to uninstall my Wacom drivers so the pen sensitivity didn't work, but that
was my bad.
The Wacom Cintiq Pro 13 is 1,000 dollars, whereas the Parblo Coast 13 is only 345.
So, it's less than half of the price of a Cintiq of the exact same size, and while you
may be sacrificing pressure levels and other things, I think it's really worth it, because
it feels like just a good, sturdy tablet.
So yeah, I hope you enjoyed this and I hope it was at least a little bit helpful.
I'll be back next week with another tablet review, and keep an eye out for more speedpaints.
Because I am going to be using the heck out of this thing.
Also, if you want to support me and what I do, and want to help me be an artist as a
career, I have a Patreon where you can get so much- Just SO much exclusive art that I
don't post anywhere else.
There's a ton of stuff.
There's also some public posts over there if you want to go browse.
Then there's physical rewards that you can get, like pins with my art on them and hand
written thank you notes, y'know.
But thank you so much for watching.
Seeya next week!
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WOWEscape WOW - Snowflake Escape
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Opening My FIRST Fan Letter (sexy) - Duration: 8:42.
oh my gosh I hope you something super exciting to share with you guys hey guys
welcome back to my channel and today's gonna be a bit different not just
because we're featuring Olivia which I feel like I never get to do but she's my
best friend and she's about to go off to China and we're hanging out so she has
to join me she's been really supportive of me
having to take a hiatus from YouTube because I got sick and she's my best
friend and so we filmed something and I decided I'm just gonna make a whole
video of it so let me just cut to that I am super excited because I spat oh I am
super excited because I finally got fan mail which thank you so much guy that
I'm going to ban because I paid a lot of money for this UPS box for no one to
send me fan mail but look who's cool now now I thought it would be better if
Olivia opened this letter here we go Oh first impressions there multiple notes
oh my gosh is this like multiple love letters is this where I have to check
yes or no or maybe okay okay in the beginning God created the heavens and
the earth then on the 69th day dot dot dot winky face God decided the earth
need to get a little bit more sexy so he created Leslie then everything else like
YouTube was made and a guy that desperately needed to get banned was
made that guy was me it all started on a hot summer's night I oh I put down the
porn and
and decided to manifest myself onto YouTube
till I felt YouTube didn't have enough perverts an injustice that needed to be
rectified after my creation I went on an odyssey to search for any sexually
desirable females to see what links to at least my converted just reading them
who's gonna give me to monetize so at least write reverted cosmas on their
comments section that's wow that's sentence after a handful of successful
bannings replies out of distraught and the occasional lawsuit I felt I was
finally going to fulfill my birthright and become a super troll God but then
one night everything changed forever for some reason my arm fetish was tingling
that night so I typed down oh my god are we talking about this today cuz I was
thinking about this cut my arm hair on YouTube I scroll down and found this
video of this little cutie-patootie blond blond haired beauty pulling
pulling out her arm hair cook an ancient form of Egyptian torture I thought to
myself this should be good oh okay oh man
the video started I went to the comments section and began to type but then I
looked at the video and saw that cutie-patootie much more clearly
I saw a glowing ball of sexual sunshine
her lips had a juicy look of watermelon to it her curves reminded me of a
real-life Lola bunny her eyes sparkled with the shine of trumps desk as one of
his tears falls on it when he realizes the good
economy was Obama's doing now I'm getting turned on her hair looks strong
and blonde like the Thunder the Hawaiian natives have to deal with just sum it up
this chick was sexy then I looked at the recommended videos and saw another
another chick by the name of Leslie x1 doing the same type of video
JK this little ball of central sunshine was you girl anyway - do you like this
just I think there's more videos for you okay
anyway I now think I should okay go on go on anyway I looked at your name and
notice it was Leslie with two y's an ancient Tibet having two wise in a name
it's considered a mating call but the ex one threw me off needless to
say I didn't comment I just clicked on another one of your vids and I actually
started to watch it you're actually a pretty funny person and have interesting
stories however I couldn't bring myself to comment something so brash I clicked
on another video I don't know about that but okay I clicked on another video and
I began telling myself come on call her a whore
tell her to rip her top off tell her you want to spank her tell her booty cheeks
turn red is this like me the other comments no but for some reason I
couldn't bring myself to to do it I couldn't be the troll I was destined to
be I mean yeah I still called you hot sexy yummy delicious and went crazy for
your song / Hall vids but I wasn't the perfor was with all the other with all
the others it became apparent that reaching and my
super troll god of legend might not happen but in time it managed to become
one of your top fans so in that it all worked out this is my origin story let
me know if you want a part too um sorry for the long letter here's a potato with
love from the guy you're going to bend oh my gosh here's a picture of the
potato now like choice key and this is put this on my resumes I mean it look
like I changed a man and that's really hard to do Oh what do I get
then oh my gosh another wall drawing and here oh here's the dead animal the dead
animal was because that was my one request that I didn't want that to me in
the mail I don't feel like I'm gonna add on my second request not to have anthrax
sent to me in the mail but those two things are really nice to not send to
someone but oh my gosh I am so touched I think I kind of fell in love a little
bit and I really hope that there's more in the future I'm gonna save this and
now the guy that I'm going to ban will forever be my first fan mail what are
your thoughts my super feminist friend yeah um so I definitely don't like that
you know you go around trolling people and saying misogynist stuff and you got
a troll stuff that's not based let's not give him a huge lecture cuz he did send
me fan mail he cut up and which I might do where everyone one bleep that
concludes today's video thank you so much the guy I'm going to ban you've
always been so nice to me and I love it when you tell me that my videos make you
cream your pants sorry my mom got mad at you for that but you know I appreciated
the comments and again send me more stuff because I love fan mail
bye guys bye
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CAPTIVATED Chapter 3 - Official Teaser - Duration: 0:31.
God
is dead.
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Myth 24: Taking Your BBT Every Morning is Inconvenient - Duration: 1:06.
And we're back with myth #24.
Taking your BBT every morning is inconvenient.
The truth
It doesn't have to be!
So remember, your BBT, or your basal body temperature,
is the temperature of your body at its most rested state.
And you can measure it to confirm ovulation.
So ideally, you want to take your BBT first thing in the morning before getting out of bed,
after a minimum of 5 hours of sleep,
and approximately the same time each day plus or minus an hour.
To get the most accurate reading, take your temperature for 10 minutes.
What!?
I know, I know.
It sounds impossible.
But I have 2 words for you...
snooze button!
My trick is to set my alarm 10 minutes before I actually want to get up.
Once the alarm goes off, I hit the snooze button,
put my thermometer under my arm,
and go back to sleep.
When my alarm goes off,
my temperature is taken,
and I'm ready to get up!
Show me someone who couldn't use an extra 10 minutes in bed!
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5 Bollywood And TV Actresses Who Change Their Name And Converted Muslim For Love - Duration: 3:03.
5 Bollywood And TV Actresses Who Change Their Name And Converted Muslim For Love
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John Prine - Come Back To Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard: 0:48 - 1:11 - Duration: 0:24.
♪ Don't you know her, when you see her? ♪
♪ She grew up in your back yard ♪
♪ Come back to us, Barbara Lewis ♪
♪ Hare Krishna, Beauregard ♪
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