Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless Me.
Hail the telephone!! Hail the wrong number!!
Hail Deviprasad!
Hail the rupee..hail the money!!
What is this brother Babu? Why are you sitting on the floor like a sack of potatoes?
What happened?
We are rich now! -So,should I sit in the air?
Sit at ease!
Hey! Remove the shoes. Don't roam in the house wearing shoes.
Brother Babu!! You will always remain a poor man with a cheap thinking.
Rich men sleep on sofas wearing shoes.
Brother Babu.. live with style.Eat with spoon & fork.
How will you eat 'vada-pav' with spoon & fork?
What is this? I left 15 minutes ago...you are still wearing the same clothes!
Be rich...rich!
A rich man changes his clothes every 15 minutes...changes his house every 30 minutes...
..changes his business every 1 hour and he changes his wife every 2 hours.
Oh God! Where is my wife ? Should I change with the neighbors ?
Ok ok..at least change this phone.
You have spent a lot to keep the same number.. at least change the model!
Hey...don't touch the phone. Keep it down!
Did I change you? No,right?
Don't talk about changing thie phone.
If you want..change your name and clothes..even change your father but....
don't talk about changing this phone.
This bungalow, car, money, shoes, underwear - all because of this phone.
It is not a phone.It is a luck changer.
Whose phone is it? Kabeera speaking..
Tell him that.....Baburao has passed away.
Raju..tell him that Baburao is dead -He is not my relative!
Kabeera brother...Hail Maharashtra!
Star fisheries!! You...you are fooling me!
Half of the fish died by drowning in the water and half died of thirst.
Baburao's clothes are also opened up. -Scoundrel!! you open my clothes!
God! take away..take away.
Not me,the rich guy....take away these 2 poor guys.
Hail to holy rivers...
Oh God! the water is so cold!
Oh Lord! What to do with brother Babu?
Even if you give him a pot of gold..... he will still beg with that!
It's a swimming pool...but still he will tie a rope in the bucket to bath!
What respect do I have among the neighbors? Have I dug a well here?
He is innocent..I will make him understand.
Brother Babu...what are you doing? -That you have not done for 5 years...I am bathing.
Does one bathe like this? -Then how?
What is the need to fetch a bucket of water with rope?
Directly get the water in the bucket and bathe. You don't have common sense!
Both are stupids!
This is a swimming pool. What is the need of bucket? Go directly.
How can I go directly?
Banwari..I am Raju.
Listen...I want a bungalow.
Bungalow!!
In between the race course on the golf course.
There is a need of a private pool in it with water-proof fishes.
and a private stadium and a multiplex to watch movies.
Bloody cheat!
Ok...I'll call later.
Raju...have you got 8-10 lotteries together ?!
No brother Babu...lotteries are for poor people.
I do business. -what business ?
Ok..I'm telling you.
Tata, Birla, Ambani, Deviprasad.........how did they become rich?
I have got that secret
They smoke cigarettes ?!
Not cigarettes...Secret !
They put their moneys on chit-funds
Money gets double in 21 days..
4 times in next 21 days...
..in next 21 days money gets... -8 times
16 times...32 times !!
That's why I'll leave 5 crores for both of you.
Brother Babu...don't listen to this fraud!!
Let the crores be...he will make us insolvent !!
No man !
My right eye is blinking since the morning..we will definitely be millionaires.
Then...every blind man would have been millionaires !!
Hail to lord Ganesha.
Ok...give it to me
What ?
you said that you will give me 5 crores !
Whenever you see a rich man..you start begging !!
Let me invest.
You give me now.
what ?
Give 10 lakhs each and sign in it.
No..I won't give. -Neither me !
If I invest 1 crore..then only we will get 2 crores after 21 days !
You are literate...read it !
Yeah read..what is written !
Yes..it is written that money will be doubled in 21 days.
It is written that it would get doubled !
Give it to me...I have faith in Raju.
Here I give you my 10 lakhs...hey naive, sign it.
But...
Sign it.
"Everything is chaos"
Have you heard a song ?
He keeps hearing !!
Nothing !! no TV or Radio has been played !
You just sign .
"everything is chaos"
I can hear !
Hey man..come on...sign it !
Oh man!! just sign it
That's fine..but listen
We have 30 lakhs...how will you get 70 lakhs more ?
Do you 2 believe me ?
Yes.
I have faith in the God !
I will manage 70 lakhs any how.
Ok?
Ok.
He is very clever.
I am telling you that Raju will put us in a problem !
Hey you...don't abuse it man !
Oh Lord!! My money will get doubled.. right?
The car stopped again !
Where will I get 70 lakhs ?!
My hand is itching.
Your brother is alive..don't worry about money!
You call me brother...your promotion will be very fast.
If you have any problem..call me.
Hey little!! -coming Sir.
Bring a cup of tea
I don't have change. -It's your tip.
1000 Rs ??
Rs 1000 as tip !!!
I will pay for the tea later.
Thank you Sir.
Oh man !! how dirty it is!
Hey little! - yes sir ?
Why don't you bring 3-4 Air conditioners from my bungalow ? It is too hot !
If you have so much pride..why don't you drink tea in a 5-star hotel ?
It's a habit lad!
I used to be poor too.
I became millionaire by nights.
Millionaire in a night ??
Yes.
How?
Millionaire in 25 days.
Millionaire in 25 days !!!
Do I look like a stupid !! or do you have a business of fake currencies ?
Not business.
Hey...move there !
I have got the scheme of rich people...money gets doubled in 25 days.
Money doubled in 25 days !!!!
So...I also want to double the money
This scheme is not for general people.
You need strong connections for this.
Hey...bring the tea man !
Bro...now we are connected.
Hey..make my special tea for Sir !
How long do I know you ?
It is 7 minutes now.
Ok ok..
For this..at least 70 lakhs...
Tea.
Have you put sugar?
Go go...bring 10-12 spoons of sugar for Sir.
Bro..
At least 70 lakhs needed for this.
70 lakhs !!!
Keep telling people the scheme by shouting !!!
I don't have 70 lakhs
No schemes for less than 50 lakhs !
50 lakhs....then nothing can be done !
Listen...sit .
Don't be so disheartened.
I have another scheme for 30 lakhs.
30 lakhs? -yes
Bro..I have 20 lakhs.
Shit!
Do something bro !
Ok ok...do I thing...where is the money?
In the neighborhood...in Cash !
Can you bring now? -yes I can.
Ok..bring that to no.22 bungalow.
you reach the bungalow..I'm bringing the money
Ok.go
Where do I get the rest 50 lakhs !!
Bro..what is the gurantee?
what guarantee ?
Some security is needed !
You go..
No bro!
This scheme is not for you.
You just go.
Don't irritate me...go
Have these..get sweets for your children!
Rs.10 scheme is good for you !
I have faith in you bro..I am bringing it .
I am reaching the bungalow right now.
You will come. Right?
100 percent ...I will definitely come.
Hey rascal...we 2 are working and you are wandering like the security guard !
I'm waiting for 20 lakhs.
Is the 20 lakhs going to come by foot ?
Something like that.
Doesn't the 20 lakhs have money for taxi or rickshaw?
I cracked a amazing joke !
Hey rascal...laugh !
I have put one man in a bottle! he is about to come.
Oh Lord !1 the bottle is the thing like that !
Even big men can't resist
Hey mechanic
You kept coughing the whole night. Go..have a drink from my bottle.
Why?? Will the cough go away after drinking?
My father's garage went away for drinking...
his whole property went away...
even my dad,himself went away...
why won't your cough go?
Boss...he is coming.
Nobody will say any thing.
Nobody will say any thing..then what will he say in place of any thing?
Yes..that's a problem...what to say?
You don't roam with him...you will become crazy.
You go and do your work.
Hey...you have come so quickly !
Have you brought the money ?
Yes yes..
He is that man!
He is....
He is my gardener.
Hey Babu...water them properly
From brother Babu to Babu!! I have to teach him a lesson!
He is our gardener...that day he was...
Yes he was throwing..I know it.
Whenever he gets his salary...he gives it to me to make it double
..and he throws them
He was also there that day !
He is my driver....hey driver !
I told you to get the money from the car's trunk !
Hey..shut up !
He said you to shut up !!
He is about my father's age.
He has raised me since I was 5 years old.
Since then..he is my driver
5 years ??
But his age seems to be equal to you !
Have you heard of plastic surgery ?
I have spent 4 crores Rs. to put plastic in his face.
I have enrolled him in gym too...does he seem like 60 years old !
No no..
Bro...every thing is possible with money..
Where is the money?
I have brought it
Should we sit inside and count ?
There is nothing inside...we never sit.
Can I have some water ?
Water is for trees only...we only drink beer.
Save water,drink beer...that's out motto.
It will get doubled in 25 days...right?
It will only if you give it now !
Have it
I will come back after 25 days...is it ok?
I am going.
Ok
Hey rascal !! you called me gardener !!
Brother Babu...I got 20 lakh Rs.
You seem like a thief with this black glasses..and you call me a driver !!
Bloody !!
Chit !!
Have you gone crazy !
Oh Lord ! What question will Laxmi Chit Fund ask me !!
India is Delhi's capital....Dharabi is Mumbai's capital.
You told that not less than 1 crore Rs. could be invested !
Yes...I will make it 1 crore.
We have 30...you got 20 from him... where is the rest 50 ??
Here 50...and here 50...1 crore.
You have already doubled !! Awesome!
where did you get this 50 ?
I will return to him double
Here is the documents.
Great Mr. Shyam..you have done M.Com. -Yes
Mr. Raju..what degree is this ? I.T.U.S ?
Iski Topi Uske Sar (To chit people)
International Talent of Ultimate Student
I.T.U.S
But...I have never heard of such a degree !
You won't hear either..as it is a very difficult course.
Very few people could do this..You have to be very intelligent.
..and I was 1 of them.
That's strange !! -Yes..I know
This is my degree.
This !
This is a Marathi school leaving certificate !
How far have you studied?
Until afternoon.
What ? !
Yes.
My father dropped me in the school in the morning...
in the afternoon..whole school dropped me to the house
...with this certificate.
I want to ask you a question,Anuradha
What business does your company do ?...thus we get double money in 21 days !!
That's a very intelligent question. -Thanks
See....the foreign company in which our company invests...
..they double our money in 7 days.
Oh...I see !
Hey Raju...we should directly go to that company.
For God's sake...keep your mouth shut.
Are you satisfied Mr Shyam? -Yes..sure
The money of all 3 of you will get doubled.
Not high 5....money !
Hers is the receipt.
50 lakhs in this...50 lakhs in this...1 crore in total.
Yes...ok
Congrats...in a few days,you will be millionaires.
I just want to be husband.
Let him be husband...we can take his money !
Hey Raju..where is your office for double ?
In this building.
Where did the office go ? !
Where is our money?
It is a ruin !
Where did the office go?
Hey...move away.
There was a board of Laxmi Chit Fund.. where did that go?
I, myself is searching that office !
He was in the office that day.
Where is that girl? speak quickly.
We are here to take our double.
They had assured us to give double salary.
Today,I find that they have fled !
what !
I am dizzy !
I told you that Raju is a fraud...don't listen to him !
I thought that the girl was so innocnet
How would I know that she will chit me ?
How can my Anuradha do this?
Shut up!! your Anuradha !!!
Why are you beating me?
You are the biggest misfortune!!
Beat me...you all beat me.
Brother Babu..have you gone crazy!
Here is the cabbage..beat him with it.
what are you doing?
"Get double"
Double here too !!!
You also double !!
Double !!
what are you doing man ?
Anuradha is you sister!
who is Anuradha?
Brother Babu..he is not Anuradha's brother!
He is not Anuradha's brother!!
Then he is Anuradha , herself...she has disguised in a mustache!
She can't be my Anuradha!
He is a man
How can he be Anuradha?
Are you mad!
Calm down,brother Babu!
Raju has lost our 30 lakhs.
But we still have a bungalow worth 50 lakhs.
We do have a house, brother Babu.
I forgot it...we have a bungalow of 50 lakhs.
Raju...rascal!
Give the papers of the bungalow.
Else you may sell the bungalow too !
I can't trust him.
Did you understand?
Why doesn't he talk !
Hey...we have the bungalow. Right ?
We don't have the bungalow...we had the bungalow.
what!!!
That means..you sold the bungalow!
you asked me about rest 50 lakhs...
I got that from here.
I will kill you!
I have got the lottery....25 days are over.
I am a millionaire now...Money is doubled.
God...I am offering double coconuts to you too.
Here is the 1st...here is the 2nd.
No more slavery from today!
Hey...where are you going ?
Have you come for the job of the watchman?
Hey chef....call the owner.
What !! I am the owner here.
Oh God! ...Your deeds are amazing!
Driver,gardener,chef-every one is owner in this house!
Raju must have doubled your money too!
I have to take double money too!
Brother Raju ! I'm here.
Is this sofa your fathers?
It is brother Raju's.
Raju has gone insolvent.
What!!
He sold the bungalow to me25 days ago... and left yesterday.
I'll die if I don't get my money!!
Don't die here...go to the road outside.
Tell me where is Raju...else I'll kill you!
I can tell only if you leave my throat!
Tell me or I'll kill you! -I can tell only if you leave my throat.
Here.
3.5 foot man will kill me !!
I will show you!
Do you know me!!
I have acquired these guns by stealing from the thieves.
I'll kill a rat like you with 2 antique guns!
I won't leave you!
Hey smarty!
Not smarty, Apte...Baburao Ganpatrao Apte.
You may be Apte or Jhapte. Don't dry your clothes here.
It is wet...let it dry.
This is my balcony(Shift).
Night shift or day shift?
Are you new here?
No,it's old...I have just washed it..thus it looks new.
This is my balcony...in front of my door.
It seems that this place is you father's !!
Is it you father's ?
Yes...my father has a big place in Kohlapur.
Then, dry them in Kohlapur...not here!
If I dry them in Kohlapur...what will I wear here !!
Now I will burst you !!
Am I a balloon that you will burst me !
I will throw you down from here.
I will come up by the stairs.
Let me solve the problem.
I'll show you now!
Even,I'll show you!
What will you do?
What will you do?
What will you do?
I'll dry my loincloth and underwears here.
You don't know me!!
What will I do by knowing you!
Then...know me and understand....else...
Come on brother Babu.
Hold me...he doesn't know me!
Hold me...hey,hold me !
Hold me !!!
Come on!
I won't leave you!
Don't joke...I'm getting late for the interview!
I had 4 imported shoes...but can't find a single now!
Last night,I had thrown them to Raju's head!
Hey Shyam...here is one time's meal.
and 2 times bottle for brother Babu.
Where did you get the money for the food?
What is money!! It is just the dirt on the hand!
You should have said it earlier.
I just bathed and cleaned all the dirt !!
Give me the bottle.
I have to go to the interview.. has any one seen my shoes?
You should have told me earlier...I would have sold your shoes after the interview!!
You sold my shoes!!
There is no more item to sell!
You scoundrel!! -It will tear.
Your vest is already torn..what will I wear beneath the suit!
Should I wear slipper!!
Leave me.
Look at this poor man!
Has he said any thing?
I have sold his watch...
I sold his golden glasses.
He didn't say any thing!
You sold my watch !!!
You scoundrel!!!!
I will sell your vest and brief.
What are you doing!
Your bottle fell!
Leave!
Don't leave him brother Babu!
What will you do with the watch!! your time is bad any ways!!
Your time is finished now!
Don't leave him brother Babu!
You catch him first!
He sold my watch!
I won't give you food!
Your food...!
You are hitting me!
Hit him...
Why are you behind me!! Catch him
He is hitting you again!
Not me!! -You,move away!
Marathi man has woken up!
Come here brother Babu
Come here.
Murder him
Leave my ear
My nose!! Fight like a man!!
Come ...come!
Brother Babu...it's a girl!!
When did I say that it's a boy!!
It's gone.
Check your specs...it is still here.
Your loincloth!
She has worn salwar-kameez...it's not loincloth!
Your loincloth, brother Babu!
What are you doing?? The girl is here..wear it!
Quick!
Put it in.
my hand..
How are you?
Why are you here?
I have come for the rent.
You can pay any rent you want.
No...I have come here to collect the rent!
Take it from Raju
Are you the landlady here?
My father is the accountant here.
He is ill...so I have come.
Give me Rs. 175
Here... Rs. 1000 note
Where did you get Rs. 1000 ?
You got it by selling my shoes!!! return it!
Will you wear it over your underwear?
He is not a beggar like you...he has suit.
I have got the money by selling that suit !
Here.
I don't have the change!
We can have a coffee outside and get the change.
No need for that!
Listen..
The jerk sold my suit !!
He sold my watch and golden glasses!
I won't leave him...see !
Beat that jerk!
Sister...give me this.
What are you doing!
Break his head!
Where is my suit?? It was 1 piece suit!
So...I'm giving you 2 pieces to wear in the swimming pool !
Cheat! - you cheat!
Break his head.
Jerk...return my suit or I'll break your head!
Shyam...don't be crazy...that pot will injure me!
Hit...break the jerk's head !
Brother Babu...he hit you !
No...he has hit!
If I catch that jerk...I will burst him with a bomb!
Make the Panipuri(snacks) sweeter.
Hey....give me some panipuri(snacks).
Hey....give me panipuri!!
Catch that scoundrel!
You cheat!!
I won't leave you today, you scoundrel!
Stop !
Come inside.
Why don't you understand that...
she is a dancer in a ladies bar and I have danced along her!
I'm telling you!
She is a decent girl...can't be a bar dancer!
If you don't believe....come with me!
I don't go to such places.
Brother Babu...you come with me...come!
No...wherever he takes, he puts me in a trouble!
You go alone and bring her by pulling her ears!
Don't pull her ears...she is fragile!
Hey...get lost!
She took every thing...and you are behind ears!!!
She is innocent!
I'm very hungry...come.
What is the price of the banana?
Rs. 20 per dozen.
Tell me the price without it's cover.
Take it if you want!
How much money do you have?
Rs.5. why? -Give it to me.
Come on...give it!
What happened Raju?
She is not here.
I said that she is not like that!
The govt. have closed all the bars and have thrown the girls away.
Give me the banana...I'm hungry.
Uncle with the specs??
What?
Give me 1 banana...I'm very hungry.
Don't cry...your hungry!! You want to eat the banana?
Yes.
Shyam...give your banana
Are you human?? The child is hungry!! Give the banana!
Here...eat.
Poor girl!
Uncle..give me 1 more.
Mine!!
Here..have it!
Where did he come from?
You dog!!
You swindled my money!!
Scoundrel..you swindled my money!
Not with the stone!
You cheat!
I'm gardener...not cheat!
He took my money too.
I'm driver...he has not paid my salary too!
Beat him!
Murder him.
One minute.
Don't hit me...one minute.
I don't have money.
I invested to that company... Leave me.
The company fled..it's not my fault!
The company took all my money.
My condition is very bad....no money to eat!
I fed these beggars!
..and you are asking money from me!!
Be ashamed to ask from beggars!
My condition is so bad...you rascals!
Fear the God!
Is every thing loss?
Yes...all are loss!
I don't have a penny!
Don't touch my brother!
You should have told earlier!
You stop beating me..then only!
My master is so kind that...
if you tell him about your loss...
he will give you 10-20 lakhs more,brother.
Don't worry!
We are saved
Is this a house or a gun factory?
Greetings sister in law!
Get lost!
Why do you flirt with other women?
She is maid...not sister in law!
Come.
My master is very kind.
3 of you..come.
Master.....
These are the scoundrels...
this dog cheat me.
They took all your money.
Shoot 3 of them and leave me.
He is telling a lie!
He told us that you will give us money!
You will help us!
Master...he is telling a lie!
Shut up!
Keep your mouth shut.
You swindled Tiwari's money!
I'll kill you!
Throw the beetle nut from your mouth..then talk.
He has inborn beetle nut...he lisps!
What are you whispering!
No no...We can't understand you.........There is no subtitle either!
Shut up! Don't try to be smart.
You back answer me!
I will blow your brains!
He speaks Chinese?? Dear, we eat Chinese!
We do not understand Chinese.
Give 20 lakhs.. -20 kicks?
Hey...give 20 lakhs.
How can I kick him?
Not 20 kicks...20 lakhs!
How can I kick? -Shut up brother Babu,they will beat you!
Not 20 kicks...give me 20 lakhs!!
I am making him understand
Shut up! I'm giving.
Be ready...I'm giving you 20 kicks after taking my sandals off.
Don't you understand stupid!
I told you 20 lakhs..and you are talking about sandals!
I will blow your head!
Shut up!!!!!!!
Totally silent!!
You are blabbering since then!!
Move.
Give me my money.
Right now!
His master lisps even more!!!
Shut up or I'll blow you with the cannon!
Where is my 20 lakhs?
Ok ok 20 lakhs....we already swindled that.
Hey...you imitate me!!
No no...
I'll blow you!
I am inborn lisper.
My father was also a lisper...
My grand-father was a singer in the orchestra.
Say it clear!
He is saying...
Used to sing in the orchestra.
I swear...I have seen.
His father...grand-father used to sing in the orchestra.
"Let my heart keep singing...you are my only destiny"
We both are lisper!
You are my own! my relative.
Hey Raju...Shyam!
Listen carefully!
You swindled my relative's money!
Return it!
else I'll shoot you!
I told them to pay it back.
I go now!
Where you going, scoundrel?
Just look behind.
Where is his face?
Look at the first floor, bro!
What happend?
Why did you stop the car?
Do you live in this building?
Not in this building...in that drain.
In the drain??
I need to pee urgently.
Do it at your home.
I can't control until my home! Please!
Let me do it in the drain.
Understand!
My kidney is damaged.
Raju...you didn't tell me that you have kidney problem!!
You know it,brother Babu!
Let him go..else he may pee here!
His kidney is damaged!
If he flees?
Why will I flee?? These 2 are with you!
You are keeping us as mortgage!
Ok ok..quick
Go quickly.
You are very kind.
Come quickly.
He keeps us as mortgage to pee!!!
Kidney's problem is very bad man!
Drink water 10 times a day....
go to the toilet 20 times...
half of the life is spent in the bathroom!!!
Why didn't he return?
Has he fled?
I think he may have got a heart-attack in kidney...He may have fell some where!
I am getting him.Ok!
If you don't return!!
How can I flee?? Brother Babu is with you as mortgage!
Have you thought me as a jewelry to mortgage???
He kept me mortgage to pee...you are keeping me mortgage for heart-attack!!
Hey man...he will flee!
You 2 also go with him.
I'm bringing him back.
The time is very bad!
Earlier it used to be heart-attack in the heart...
now heart-attack in the kidney too!
Shut up!
Why didn't they return?
It's my turn..I will go to check.
Shut up...do you think us as fools!!
You sit here...we 2 will go to check.
Hey goons!!
Come here
Who will lock the car?
Don't keep it open..I may flee!!
Ok ok..
The windows are open!
What type of goons are you!
Brother Babu!
Pick pocket!
Why do you shout?
Come out.
I can't come. He has left the car on my trust. He will feel bad.
Make him understand!
Come out!
The car is locked! -The lock is opened like this!
Come now!
Quick.
Run sometimes!
Don't you feel ashamed?
I feel like committing suicide because of you!
Where will you get the money to pay that lisper bull!!
I am your guilty..Am I not?
I have only one way out. -will you sell my loincloth now?
Every human being has 2 kidneys.
So?
But a human being can live with one kidney too!
What are you talking about?
I'll sell one kidney to a rich patient.
I'll get a lots of money.
Then,I'll sell an eye.
I'll get more money.
Again a kidney...again an eye..
I'll sell the whole body like this!
In that way...I'll repay Tiwari to get rid off my sins!
Oh God!!
I thought you a scoundrel!! But you are God-like.
You will sell your kidneys and eyes for Baburao!! Oh God!!
I'm not talking about my kidneys!
I'm talking about your kidneys and eyes.
You rascal!!!
Don't leave him brother Babu...murder him!
You want to kill me!! You want to sell my kidneys and eyes!!
What are you doing?? I respect you so much!
He was joking!
Brother Babu..it's just a tomato!
Tomato!! my foot!
I'll kill you!! -I'll get hurt..stop it.
Hit in his face instead.
Come down!
I'll show you tomato!! You rascal!!
You bastard!! Where are those 3 guns?
Which 3 guns!
You asked for 15...I have brought 17.
Where are these 3 guns?
These 3 guns have millions of value in international market. Where are those?? Speak!!
Speak else I'll kill you!
I'm bringing those!
Master....I'm bringing.
1 + 1 = 11
Don't listen to your teacher. He is crazy!
Hey..where are the guns?
You will be like this if you go to the school!
He,himself has gun and still asking me for guns!
Don't act!! I'll shoot you!
Where are those 3 big guns?
Those? -Yes
I have sold them.
What!! sold!!!
Yes...
Who told you to sell those guns?
I'll pay you as much as you want!
Double..triple..whatever you want
But tell me, to whom did you sell those guns?
It's nice that we got the Joker's costumes from the trunk of Mohini Theatre!
Come come...
Hide somewhere silently.
I need to hide?
Where are you going?
Nobody will know if I hide in own room. Am I right,Raju?
Brother Babu...don't take names!
Did you understand Shyam? Raju is right.. Don't take any one's name.
Then why are you taking names?
Hide somewhere behind.
What are you doing?
You told me to hide behind!
Not behind me..go somewhere there!
Go quickly!
Shhhh....The neighbors should not know!
Do the work in the right way.
Keys!
Police...Police..
Oh God!! It's police!
But in joker's costume?
He is our neighbor!!
He is loincloth thief!
Why are we being afraid of them?
We are the real police man..
Probably secret police!
Sir..are you from CBI?
No...SRB
SRB
What is SRB?
Stupid!! You don't know..it's special branch.
Brother...your knowledge is amazing!
Nobody will touch each other's legs.
Give the bag behind.
Quick.
Hands up!
Joker S?
Yes you..Shyam. Bring the ropes.
Joker B..bring the ropes.
Ropes....
I have forgotten about the ropes,Raju..
Stupid!! You forgot the ropes!!
B category's C Class people!
Bring ropes from any where.
Joker R..will the thread of my pajama work?
No!
Do you have ropes?
Ropes....
I forgot it!
I have ropes.
But...it is in Bandra.
Should I bring it? I'll be back.
Not Bandra...
The rope before your room...in which you dry your clothes...bring that rope.
Should I bring it? -Go...bring it!
One minute!
Bring the rope where you dry your clothes....not of the neighbors!!
Sir....I have seen your voice somewhere!
I,too have heard your face somewhere!
Really!!
Nice nice..
Here is the rope.
Smarty...come from behind!
Reverse...yes.
Will this rope work?
Have you come to a marriage to have a necklace???
Bring a bigger rope.
Else I'll make you 2 feet by hitting with this gun.
We will manage Sir.
Give me the rope.
Tie it.
Joker B,Joker S...help them.
I'm behind you.
Nobody will cheat..everyone will tie a little rope.
Is it tight?
I don't like loose either!
It won't come...right?
Not at all..we won't move until morning.
If I move...then I'm son of 3 fathers!
Good!
What are you doing by leaning?
I'm opening the lock
Who told you to lock?
If we don't lock,the neighbors may think that we are inside.
Don't kick..stupid!
Come on!
Hey...take me inside!
Come come..the main item is outside!
Here I close the door.
Every one is inside now.
Come on...you are still in costume!
Bloody!!
Are they pigeons ?? Flying away!!
Come with me..I'll show you!
Hey Shinde...Mathre...all gentlemen!! Come here.
This loincloth item is making too much noise!
I'll make full air conditioned...
air conditioned toilet
Even the washing pots of silver.
I'll make the whole community air conditioned.
Did he steal our goods?
This white pigeon with black glasses....
how can he steal!
He fears when the neighbors cooker whistles!
All maids..come here!
No maid will stand in the queue for water.
I will fit 3 water taps in every one's house.
3 water taps !? -Yes
Hot water tap for those who want to bathe in hot water...
Cold water tap for those who want to bathe in cold water
And the 3rd tap?
No water will come in the 3rd tap.
The 3rd tap is for those who don't want to bathe.
Hey crazy man!
Is it your father's marriage?
Yes...I was born because my father married.
I don't have luck like you!
We have to pay within evening..and brother Babu is...
I had a very bad dream that....
brother Babu is making a noise in front of every body even before getting the money!
He is really making noise in front of every one!
what are you saying!
We should leave immediately before police catches us!
Stop him...I'll handle these.
Don't shout in the public!
Have you stolen some coins from the temple?
I haven't stolen from the temple....
I stole from the thief.
Should I tell you what I did yesterday!!
Brother Babu...what is the need to tell every one that you have got a Rs.5000 lottery!
He has gone crazy for Rs 5000!!
Look...3 water taps in Rs 5000's lottery!!!
Drunk man!
Let's go.
Come here!
Loincloth thief!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
The child has yet not born...and you are giving a birthday party in the community!!
You are having a child!!!!!
Raju...when did he get married?
He is not married...you stupid!!
You started enjoying even before getting the money!!!
Where did you get the pizza?
Domino's have a scheme that they will give you free if they don't reach within 30 minutes.
I have fooled him.
So he came after 30 minutes!
No...he had reached within 20 minutes...
But I didn't go in front of him.
He kept searching me everywhere.
I kept roaming behind him.
as soon as 30 minutes were over...I jumped and said "Give me free"
So I'll eat for free too
You keep enjoying..and I go to work
I'm going to sell the goods to the junk seller.
Go quickly..it is the last date to repay that lisper.
I'm taking some samples.
You just keep him quiet!
Loincloth thief!
Come.
Where will we find that lisper in such a big tent?
Look there.
There is the lisper.
Only popcorn is available here.
Bloody!!
He has come so early...... where will we get the money now?
We can do one thing....take the money from them and give it to them.
Elephants!!!
Where will you sell elephants now???
Look behind the elephants..... don't you see the white elephant?
I am going to tell him.the poor guy is standing in the Sun!
He is not your relative!
There is only one way...
The real goods are in the car..worth Rs 3-4 crores.... -In the car.
The bag is in the car.
Come on...get the bag!
Run!!
Give me the bag
Bloody!
Stop!!
Stop..where are you fleeing??
Hey heroine....
Hey...your pajama is torn!!
Where?
You go that way.
You go that way...that way.
Catch him!
Goods...catch him!
I'm tired!
Catch him!! Rascals!!!
Find that rascal..where is he?
Where should I hide!
The circus is not here.
Yes I know..don't teach your father!
Where did he go?
Hold the hands.
We are not here for wandering!
You!!!
I'm a joker!
I'll dance & sing inside the circus.
Are you imitating me???
No no..I'm not imitating.
I'm inborn lisper!
My father was also a lisper
Even my upcoming child is a lisper!
Was your father used to sing in the orchestra?
Yes..yes.
What song was it?
"Let my heart be singing...you are my only destiny"
Yes..
No no...his father used to sing something else!
What song was it?
"My black eyes..my black eyes"
Enough! Go inside to sing & dance.
Let's go.
Hey joker!
Your clothes have fallen!
Why don't you wear it!!
Catch him!
Run quickly!
Give me the bag.
Let me eat a banana.
Let me take man!! I'm taking only one!
Why are you making faces!!
Do you know me!!
Don't show me your eyes..if you dare,come out!
Brother!!!!!!!!!
What?
What brother!!
Why are you afraid? Am I a gorilla?
Gorilla is behind you, brother!
Shut up!
I don't fear any gorilla!
I have seen a lots of such gorillas.
Nonsense!
You are sitting with the goods!! Get lost!
Give me your hand, brother Babu.
Don't be afraid.
Sit inside.
Save me Raju!!
Take me out of this!!
Why have you become so heavy?
Who is it?? Leave me!
Keep holding,brother Babu.
My pajama will come out!
Hold me!!
Hold me!!!
Should I leave your hand?
Shyam..I'm tired...my hands are paining.
Give me your legs.
Should I leave you?
How can I beat you then!!
Brother Babu...hold the junk seller!
Hold him!
Don't slip brother Babu..keep holding!
Don't leave me man!!!
I'll give you money if you need.
Don't leave!!!!!
You are making so much chaos for just one banana !!!!
Diamonds!
He is coming towards me!!
Is it a bridge!!
You came behind me for one banana.
Let's compromise man!
My goods!!
Diamonds!!!
Hey lisper!!!
Do you know me!!
I did not tear your shirt.
I will tear every one's clothes!
Why doesn't it tear??
Leave it!
Give me the bag.
Sir...those 2 have drugs in their bags.
Catch them Sir!
We don't need the bags...come on brother Babu
Let's go Shyam
Hey warrior queen!! Let's go!
Quick,Raju!
Let brother Babu sit.
I'm sitting!
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