Waching daily Feb 3 2018

There are no easy to find and free HRPT decoder out there at the moment.

Because of that i created a simple HRPT decoder in GnuRadio

You just need a recording of the HRPT Signal from one of the NOAA Satellites

The IQ data has to be stored in a wav file like it is created by SDR# for example

The decoder is based on gr-noaa and has no special dataprocessing

Because of that it needs quite a strong signal to get perfect noise free images

But for the beginning it is more then good enough and you can still get quite good images with it

You can download the flowgraph on tynet.eu for free from now on

The link is in the description

Now i will show you how you can create a rgb image with the decoder from an IQ file

Feel free to write a comment or send me an email if you have any questions

After you downloaded the Flowgraph you just open it up in GNU Radio Companion

then you select the IQ file with the recorded signal

and select a file name with the ending .raw16 for the output file as well as the folder

If the Recording has a different sample rate then 3MSPS you have to change it to the value of your recording

Now we can start the flowgraph and decode the Signal

After the programm started you are able to see the live Signal in the waterfall and spectrum

that is read from the file

You can also change the scaling with the GUI slider to get a better view at the Signal

If the Signal get's strong enough for decoding,

the line in the constellation view at the bottom right will split into two

the more they are apart, the better the Signal is as well as the result

You cann also see information about the decoded packets in the terminal while decoding

If the waterfall stops the end of the file is reached and the decoding is finished

Now you can close the Flowgraph with the x

For getting an image out of the decoded data, i use a Software called HRPT viewer

The Software is free to use and the link to it is in the description and on tynet.eu

After you started the Software you just open the decoded raw16 file

Then you select the satellite and the flight direction of the decoded pass

After that you can already see the image in false color mode

For an RGB image you just switch into the RGB tab

For NOAA sats you use Chan2 for Red & Green

and Chan1 for Blue

To adjust the colors and brightness you remove the "stretch" checkmark and then click on adjust

Now you can change the color and brightness settings

If you check R=G=B and click on auto, the image will be quite good already most of the time

I then often push the middle and right slider to the left

Because of the brigness of the raw image, these settings are slightly different for each image you got

Just play around with the settings until you get a good looking image out of it

To save the image you click in the file menu (top left) on either "save with correction" JPEG or BMP

The files will be saved in the same folder where the decoded file is.

You liked the video? Then give it a thumbs up

leave a comment

and subcribe

Youc an find more information on my Website under:

Thanks for watching!

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GRWM IN KOREAN 같이 준비해요!!! 급하게 다녀 가는 바쁜 언니 느낌s ㅋㅋ | KennieJD - Duration: 15:54.

Hello, It's Kennie here.

And today FINALLY I will be doing a GRWM in Korean.

If I'm honest, I really dislike speaking Korean in front of a camera.

Honestly, I don't know why it is but when i see a camera,

every time I see the camera, I freeze up.

I know I'm going to make a bunch of mistakes because I'm nervous so sorry in advanced lol.

But, today i wanted to make a very comfortable and simple atmosphere

so that me can just chill.

Just like we are speaking face to face type vibes.

But, before we start, if you like videos made in Korean be sure to like and subscribe

Today,I am going to start from the very basics.

As you know I'm wearing glasses but

the lenses I'm going to wear are the ones i am using a lot recently, the Viskon Quartz Lens in Shiny Brown.

I really like these lenses.

They are those kind of "subtle and lovely" lenses.

And they aren't too bright either.

Why won't you open?

This are monthly lens.

Not circle lens.

And because they are pretty much regular lens, they are really comfortable.

You know, when you wear circle lens they can be quite drying.

These are nice and soft.

I look like I'm crying.

You guys are curious, right?

About where I buy my lens.

When i buy lens, I always buy mine from Honeycolor.com.

They have circle, monthly lens, and they have a bunch of different colors.

Back in the day, I would buy from them with my own money

but I recently became an affiliate, I got these through PR.

Ok, skin care.

This also came from PR today.

2 things from Nature Republic have arrived.

Collagen Dream line.

Honestly, I have no idea what a skin booster is.

Is this a toner?

Kind of a thick toner?

I don't know but I'm gonna use it as a toner haha.

It's kind of a thicker toner.

It's a truly thick toner (lit: Snot Toner).

I hate the word "Snot Toner."

Because, when you hear the word "Snot Toner" you just....idk.

Oh, the smell is nice.

I've only used it once so I can't say how great it is.

But if i touch it will my hands, it's a bit sticky.

What is stick?

And this is the Collagen Dream 70 Emulsion.

I'm gonna try this one...

Success.

THE BOTTLE IS SO STIFF!

I HATE THIS BOTTLES YOU CAN'T SQUEEZZZZEEEE.

I wonder if anyone will get this bad boy.

It's so annoying.

i don't wanna fight with you today bih.

They are both ok but imma say pass.

i will just send this to a friend.

Alrighty, let's start on the makeup.

So, today I'm going for a "No Makeup Makeup'.

A very busy gal?

"I am so busy that i can't be bothered so I don't wear much makeup" type vibes.

So today....

Why am I talking like this?

So today, I am starting with the TooFaced Born This Way foundation.

My shade is Caramel.

After I pat this in with my fingers I will apply if with my foundation brush.

Anyway, I'm sure some people are curious.

Why I don't speak Korean more.

Well you know, some people don't even know I speak at all.

So, i've gotten a lot of requests to speak more.

I'm still getting requests.

It's not because of any special reasons.

Firstly, i don't speak Korean that much these days.

Because, after i graduated all of my Korean-speaking friends are gone.

Well not "gone" just we can't talk as much because we are busy.

And when we speak it's in English.

I don't have a Korean class anymore so I don't have those "need to do" things anymore.

It's a bit light....In the camera.

When I look in person it's fine though...

I'll just put it on my neck too.

Anyway, we can't meet everyday so i don't practice much these days.

Also, I want to upload as much as possible per week, you know.

But, when i speak Korean, I have to do subtitles.

And when I'm editing, doing subtitles TAKES SO FRIGGIN LONG!

I'm shading now.

This is from Black Opal, a cream stick foundation in Au Chocolat.

So, I'm shading or whateva.

Anyway, like i was saying, when I do subtitles it takes a really long time.

So, I can't upload as much as I'd like when I speak Korean.

And I do my own editing so I don't like wasting time.

Also, there aren't many Korean-speakers among my viewers.

But some people are studying Korean.

So, I want to make a few more videos in Korean.

If you are interested let me know.

I will go by you guy's suggestions.

Do you like my bob?

I like it.

Originally, I didn't think that short hair suited me.

But, now it crute or whateva.

I just cut it.

I've never cut hair before so I was a little nervous but it came out alright.

Bruh, I'm like "No makeup makeup"....

It's so full coverage.

oh right, i have more reasons.

Why I don't upload in Korean.

Like I said before, I don't use Korean much these days.

So, because of that IM RUSTY AF!

HELLA RUSTY!

I'm quite disappointed actually.

it's bit embarrassing.

it's been like 6-7 year I've been studying so if I think to deeply about it I start thinking

"This is the best you can do."

And when I think like that it's shameful.

"If i make a mistake, people gonna judge the crap out of me."

I think about that too.

"And you said you speak Korean psshhhh" That type stuff.

Don't wanna get crap for it.

But, no matter what you do you get judged so...

When you speak, when you dont...

When you breathe, when you sleep people always have something to say.

So even if I'm making hella mistakes I want to speak.

I want to be perfect, so when i make mistakes it's quite hard on me.

But korean is a foreign language to me.

So whatever I do, I will still be "lacking" in some way.

I can't speak as well as a korean.

But even with what is lacking, I want to keep progressing.

I SHALL CONTINUE ON!!!!

I have one final reason.

When i speaking korean I'M. NOT. FUNNY!

That's a big one.

I'll be honest.

Humor is a very good trait to have.

It's a talent.

So when I tell a good joke...

(NOTE; THAT WAS A HORRIBLE PUN. TO TELL A JOKE IS LITERALLY TO "hit/strike a joke"in korean)

I feel super proud of myself.

But when I speak in Korean I can't even think like that.

When I"m speaking Korean I'm just like

"I JUST GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE END OF THIS SENTENCE"

and that is the ONLY thought I have.

So, I have quite a stiff personality in Korean.

Like I've turned into a different person.

It's off putting.

I am going to be using my beloved Morphe palette.

This is...

Is the 'O' an o or is it a zero....?

35o2...

It's confusing because if you say it in Korean

is 'o' zero or 5?

I am going to use....am I going to use this?

This one... this one....

annnnddd this one.

Anyway, when speaking in Korean, the fact that i'm not funny is disappointing.

"Am i even a person if im not funny?"

"Is this person passable?"

It's kinda depressing.

Because when speaking I am someone who just jokes as thoughts come to me.

But, joking in a foreign language is hard.

And every country has their own type of humor too.

And a lot of times it's hard for me to recognize Korean humor.

I just feel stupid.

It's embarrassing.

Honestly, when I land a good one in English,

all of time stops and I'm like

"Ah... the funniest person on this entire planet is WHO?

ME BISH!"

I think like that a lot.

Like, i'm great.

BETTA THAN YOUR NOON A!

I received another PR package.

This is the Botanic Farm's Garden Flower.....

4 shadow palette.

This is in Peach Orange.

I wanted to do some detail work with these colors.

It's not very pigmented.

WiIl this work?

I will use this one.

It's got a little shimmer in it.

Wow, it's prettier than I thought.

That's a relief.

I wasn't sure if this would work on my skintone.

They all have some shimmer in them.

No, this one is matte.

I'm just putting it one softly.

I NEED GLITTER!!!

Stila Magnificent Metal Glitter and Glow Liquid Eyeshadow in Kitten Karma.

Beige Pink color...

I was like "I'm definitely doing a no makeup look."

Where is that at sir?

You can see right?

Recently I have been doing my eye makeup without liner.

So, today I've going to go without liner and go straight to false lashes.

Huda Beauty Noelle #14

I said "subtle"...

WTF IS SUBTLETY?

There is nothing subtle about me.

I'm doing my eyebrows now.

I'm using ABH Brow Wiz in Ebony.

Black Radiance True Complexion Contour Palette.

And I'm going to.. go on my jaw line.... and....contour...there.

There is a bronzer also in here.

So I'm going to warm up the face with that.

I think the lashes are done now.

I've got my small mirror here...

Right above my natural lashes...

OH CRAP I SCREWED UP....

I've made such a mess...

Well then...

I guess I'm going to apply liner.

Today I'm using the Missha Natural Fix Brush Pen Eyeliner to fix this.

K so since my eye makeup is stronger than I thought it'd be...

I using a using a very subtle blush.

This is the Becca 'Wild Honey".

This is a beige blush tinniest bit of shimmer.

It's a very natural tone.

FINALLY, my favorite thing, highlighter.

Wet N Wild highlighting powder in Precious Petals.

Nose....

and just above the brow just a little....

And now it looks very healthy.

Before I do my lip makeup I'm going to use a finishing spray.

Espoir... how do you pronounce it...

Espoir Face Prime Glow Fix Mist...

I'm gonna use HELLA mist.

Like you took a shower in it.

The holy grail lip product.

Pony Effect On Fleek liquid lipstick.

I think it's so flattering on everyone.

And finally, Fenty Beauty's Flenty Glow lipgloss.

It's smells so good.

And it's so shiny.

I recommend.

I recommend everything honestly.

My hair bruh...

So, we are done.

If you liked this please like and subscribe.

Please follow all my social too.

Instagram, snapchat, twitter all of which are KennieJD.

Should I do more videos in Korean?

If you want to see more leave a comment.

I'm listening.

And that's all guys.

Bye~

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DAY 23 OF MY JUICE FAST JUICE FASTING I LOST 31 POUNDS AND 5 INCHES OFF MY WAIST - Duration: 5:00.

hey guys today is day 23 of my juice fast and I just want to check in with

you and let you guys know that Sunday which will be the fourth of the week end

of the week I always do a Sunday way to let you know how many pounds I lost in

the seven day period so this will be the fourth weigh in and everything is

looking good the numbers are gonna be saying some wonderful things tomorrow

but there's something that I want to tell you because I know you guys like

numbers so I just want to let you know that I had noticed when I put on my

bathrobe for the last couple of days that the belt part of it was rubbing up

against my ribs and that was because I was already noticing that my midsection

was getting thinner and thinner and thinner because my waist is like the

last place that fat migrates I have a relatively small waist it's between the

26 and the 28 I'm five five in height I've always maintained an hourglass

that means proportioned from the top in the bottom and I have a very small waist

so when I start losing weight I start losing weight in my stomach and it's

really quickly so I said let me weigh myself cuz I know I mean I'm sorry not

weigh myself let me take the tape measure and measure myself not weigh

myself because I knew that I had lost a lot of fat around my stomach and I want

to get back to between the 26 to 28 and I had a long way to go because I was at

42 and a half inches when I started this journey in December but when I started

the juice fast in January the 11th 2018 that's when I stopped the juice fast

it'll be a full 30 days and what seven more days I still was at a

forty two and a half waistline even though I had lost 15 pounds in the month

of December so make a long story short I didn't even expect to even see that

number on that tape measurer but I do I basically put the tape measure around my

waist and it said my waist was 37 and a half so I went from 42 and a half inches

around my waist to 37 and a half that's 5 inches loss now in this video I was

supposed to bring the tape measure so you could see exactly how many inches is

5 inches but I did and I forgot so tomorrow when I do my weigh-in and I'll

get into because maybe I might lose another half inch to an inch by tomorrow

who knows but when I get into the weigh-in numbers of pounds loss I will

discuss about the inches on my waist as well and and I'll show you the tape

measure and show you what 5 inches look like on the tape measure but

everything's going wonderful I'm not going to make this video long because

not only is this video to enlighten and empower and encourage you guys to do a

juice fast to help with your weight loss or any kind of ailments or things that

plaguing you but this is also documentation for myself that I want to

be able to have on video set it just writing it down on paper everything of

my journey how long it took me to get the weight off so that if it happens

again I know I can go back to these videos on my own channel and I cannot

stop you know you know I'll be able to start it without being lost because as

we all know as soon as we lose the weight we kind of forget some of the

hacks that got us to where you know where we needed to be

so with all that being said please subscribe to the channel like and share

this video and remember that tomorrow is Sunday it is going to be another way in

so it's really best to subscribe to the channel and turn on your notifications

so you don't miss that way in also I forgot to tell you I also had a goal

that I wanted to but at least by the end of the month the week get 2/3 if I don't

leave it and I did so with all that being said bye

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Fast-Food Restaurant Prank Calls - Duration: 13:54.

Thanks for choosing Domino's. Charles speaking. How can I help you today?

Uh, yeah. Can I get a large boneless pizza?

Can you get a what?

Song: 02 Sh*t by Cdot Honcho

What's......

Can I start now?

Can I start? How long do I have to hold it?

How long do I-- Who am I talking to? OK I'mma start

What's good YouTube. How's everybody doing today? Hope y'all having a good day

I know I'm having a good day, you feel me? It's ya boy GooseIsland and I'm back to give you another YouTube video

How'd y'all like that new intro, you feel me? Lemme know in the comments down below...

How you feel about the new intro? Cuz it's gonna be here for a while, you feel me

It's gonna be there for a while

So today in this video...

We're gonna be doing something a lot more different than what I normally do on this channel

A lot of you guys, and by "a lot" I mean "one"...

...actually requested that I do a prank video, and I was like "OK, cool...

"I'm down, you feel me? Whenever I got the time." You know you are

But you know what I'm saying, he wanted me to do some pranks on my family, you feel me?

And I wasn't really too sure about that, you feel me. I don't want to get views and my family's expense for a prank video

So I decided to prank other people

So as the title, you know, says, we're gonna be doing pranks on local fast food restaurants

You feel me? If you want more prank videos like this, don't forget to leave a like. Share this video with your homies...

Cuz it's gonna be a banger, and if you're new to this channel, subscribe

You won't be disappointed with this video, my last videos, or my future videos

Now enough stalling. Let's get into the video

So the first victim is gonna be KFC. Already got they number. Without further ado, let's get it

Hello?

Hey. Hello?

Yeah I can hear you

Yeah, do y'all, uhh... can I get uuhhhhh... some chicken biscuits?

Can I get uuhhhhh... some chicken biscuits?

Hello?

Some chicken biscuits

No, not chicken and biscuits. Chicken biscuits

OK. All right, let's get into some other restaurants you feel me. Let me uh...

Let's try Domino's, cuz I don't really like Domino's, you feel me? Domino's be tweaking

Yeah, can I get a large thin crust boneless pizza?

Large thin crust boneless pizza

Yeah

Y'all don't have no boneless pizza? So y'all put bones in pizza?

Alright, so let me get a boneless pizza

So where do y'all serve pizza without bones in it then?

Alright, so if there's no bones in it, lemme get a boneless pizza

Large

Delivery

Sausage and pepperoni

Yeah, nothing. Make sure that there's no bones in it

Cash

Ight

Ight

Well, that was one down

Don't worry man. I put in a fake address

Whoever lives in that address...

Congratulations. You got free boneless pizza if you're welcome. Let's try another piece of joint, you feel me. Let's try another pizza joint

There's this pizza joint called Bacci's

I don't know if y'all heard of it. If y'all have heard of it...

Just know that they started like those big jumbo sliced pizzas, you feel me?

I haven't seen pizzas of slices that jumbo since Big Daddy's

Y'all know what I'm talking about. Big Daddy's was the gas. But enough of that man. We here to prank call Bacci's pizzeria

Let's get it

Yeah, y'all do delivery?

Yeah, I want to place an order

Yeah, can I have a large thin crust boneless pizza?

A large boneless pizza

Yeah, make sure it's boneless

Yeah large boneless pizza

Ight, so we're gonna do another pizzeria, you feel me. We're gonna be doing Papa John's now

Now I know Papa John's serve... they pizza IIIIIIGHT, but it ain't ALLAT, you feel me?

But let's see if they can give me my pizza BONELESS. Let's get it

Can have a large boneless pizza?

Pizza without bones in it

No, no bones. Boneless Pizza

Sausage and pepperoni

Yeah large sausage and pepperoni boneless pizza

Two-litre coke

No I don't rock with Pepsi. Let me get a let me get a two-litre Mountain Dew then.

Yeah

Yeah

That'll be all

OK

OK

Hello?

Y'all do delivery?

Can have a large deep-dish boneless pizza?

Boneless

No bones in it

Yeah

Ight, so you not gonna put any bones on the pizza?

Because, you know, the last time I ordered y'all put bones on it

No, I ordered in another place though

Yeah

Hello?

Hello?

Ight, so the last call we gonna do, we gonna call some Chick-fil-A, see what they working with. You already know what it is man

Without further ado, let's get into the last call of the video

Yeah, is this the manager?

Yeah, man

I just want to file a complaint really quick, you feel me? Cuz the food that I got of its kinda...

Contaminated, you feel me? So I was ordering like a chicken sandwich

You feel me? I order like the usual chicken deluxe meal the usual

I went in and bit off of it

And then I saw like a little...

Antenna or something, so I went in to open it up and I saw a big old roach on my sandwich

Yeah

A big old roach on my sandwich, yes

And this is the first time, like I've never seen this stuff before. Like I've never had no problem with any Chick-fil-A

But when I went into this one, I just-- I don't know man

Yes, so uh

I went and got me a chicken sandwich from y'all place, you feel me, and uh...

The next minute when I bit into what I see an antenna...

I opened the burger and all I see is like a big old roach inside my thing, you feel me

Never heard of it either

It's great look man, I was like so shocked I almost ate the whole pizza had I not seen the antenna...

I would have ate it all

I think it was last week on a Wednesday.

Last week on a Wednesday, yeah

I remember cuz, you know, I had to feed my cat that day and after I fed my cat, I went to Chick-fil-A really quick

Uh I mean, if y'all can handle that situation I mean, that'll be enough you feel me?

Ight, fasho

Well that concludes the end of the video. Hope you guys enjoyed it, cuz I had fun making it

I had some hits had some misses, mostly misses, but I hope you guys are entertained with it, man

Not a lot of people were happy with what I was talking to them about you feel me not a lot of guys like being...

Pranked on the phone, but hopefully we can do some more like this again sometime

Comment down below your favourite reactions on this prank video. Do you like my reaction?

Do you like the reaction from the people over the phone? You feel me?

Let me know in the comments down below

If you really enjoy the video, you feel me, don't forget to leave a like on the video for the culture, you feel me?

It really helps the channel out a lot. Thumbs up, for the culture

Share this video with whoever you share videos with, you feel me?

Your family...

Friends, strangers. You already know man

Really helps the channel out a lot. If y'all wanna be tuned in to my YouTube channel...

Click the Bell icon so that you can be notified with every single video that I post

And the only way to do that is to subscribe to the channel, you feel me

Subscribe for the culture, you know. We're doing big things out here. Join the family

Last but not least... follow me on all my social media you feel me.

I've got Twitter, I got Instagram, I got Snapchat, you feel me. It's lit. I'm lit. We finna get lit together

Well, that's gonna wrap it up about here fam. It's ya boy GooseIsland

I love each and every one of you. And until next time, I'll see you in the next video

Song: 4everybody by Lucki

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PHIR HERA PHERI Comedy Scenes-AKSHAY KUMAR,SUNIL SHETTY,PARESH RAWAL,RAJPAL YADAV,JOHNNY LEVER-SUBs - Duration: 58:57.

Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless Me.

Hail the telephone!! Hail the wrong number!!

Hail Deviprasad!

Hail the rupee..hail the money!!

What is this brother Babu? Why are you sitting on the floor like a sack of potatoes?

What happened?

We are rich now! -So,should I sit in the air?

Sit at ease!

Hey! Remove the shoes. Don't roam in the house wearing shoes.

Brother Babu!! You will always remain a poor man with a cheap thinking.

Rich men sleep on sofas wearing shoes.

Brother Babu.. live with style.Eat with spoon & fork.

How will you eat 'vada-pav' with spoon & fork?

What is this? I left 15 minutes ago...you are still wearing the same clothes!

Be rich...rich!

A rich man changes his clothes every 15 minutes...changes his house every 30 minutes...

..changes his business every 1 hour and he changes his wife every 2 hours.

Oh God! Where is my wife ? Should I change with the neighbors ?

Ok ok..at least change this phone.

You have spent a lot to keep the same number.. at least change the model!

Hey...don't touch the phone. Keep it down!

Did I change you? No,right?

Don't talk about changing thie phone.

If you want..change your name and clothes..even change your father but....

don't talk about changing this phone.

This bungalow, car, money, shoes, underwear - all because of this phone.

It is not a phone.It is a luck changer.

Whose phone is it? Kabeera speaking..

Tell him that.....Baburao has passed away.

Raju..tell him that Baburao is dead -He is not my relative!

Kabeera brother...Hail Maharashtra!

Star fisheries!! You...you are fooling me!

Half of the fish died by drowning in the water and half died of thirst.

Baburao's clothes are also opened up. -Scoundrel!! you open my clothes!

God! take away..take away.

Not me,the rich guy....take away these 2 poor guys.

Hail to holy rivers...

Oh God! the water is so cold!

Oh Lord! What to do with brother Babu?

Even if you give him a pot of gold..... he will still beg with that!

It's a swimming pool...but still he will tie a rope in the bucket to bath!

What respect do I have among the neighbors? Have I dug a well here?

He is innocent..I will make him understand.

Brother Babu...what are you doing? -That you have not done for 5 years...I am bathing.

Does one bathe like this? -Then how?

What is the need to fetch a bucket of water with rope?

Directly get the water in the bucket and bathe. You don't have common sense!

Both are stupids!

This is a swimming pool. What is the need of bucket? Go directly.

How can I go directly?

Banwari..I am Raju.

Listen...I want a bungalow.

Bungalow!!

In between the race course on the golf course.

There is a need of a private pool in it with water-proof fishes.

and a private stadium and a multiplex to watch movies.

Bloody cheat!

Ok...I'll call later.

Raju...have you got 8-10 lotteries together ?!

No brother Babu...lotteries are for poor people.

I do business. -what business ?

Ok..I'm telling you.

Tata, Birla, Ambani, Deviprasad.........how did they become rich?

I have got that secret

They smoke cigarettes ?!

Not cigarettes...Secret !

They put their moneys on chit-funds

Money gets double in 21 days..

4 times in next 21 days...

..in next 21 days money gets... -8 times

16 times...32 times !!

That's why I'll leave 5 crores for both of you.

Brother Babu...don't listen to this fraud!!

Let the crores be...he will make us insolvent !!

No man !

My right eye is blinking since the morning..we will definitely be millionaires.

Then...every blind man would have been millionaires !!

Hail to lord Ganesha.

Ok...give it to me

What ?

you said that you will give me 5 crores !

Whenever you see a rich man..you start begging !!

Let me invest.

You give me now.

what ?

Give 10 lakhs each and sign in it.

No..I won't give. -Neither me !

If I invest 1 crore..then only we will get 2 crores after 21 days !

You are literate...read it !

Yeah read..what is written !

Yes..it is written that money will be doubled in 21 days.

It is written that it would get doubled !

Give it to me...I have faith in Raju.

Here I give you my 10 lakhs...hey naive, sign it.

But...

Sign it.

"Everything is chaos"

Have you heard a song ?

He keeps hearing !!

Nothing !! no TV or Radio has been played !

You just sign .

"everything is chaos"

I can hear !

Hey man..come on...sign it !

Oh man!! just sign it

That's fine..but listen

We have 30 lakhs...how will you get 70 lakhs more ?

Do you 2 believe me ?

Yes.

I have faith in the God !

I will manage 70 lakhs any how.

Ok?

Ok.

He is very clever.

I am telling you that Raju will put us in a problem !

Hey you...don't abuse it man !

Oh Lord!! My money will get doubled.. right?

The car stopped again !

Where will I get 70 lakhs ?!

My hand is itching.

Your brother is alive..don't worry about money!

You call me brother...your promotion will be very fast.

If you have any problem..call me.

Hey little!! -coming Sir.

Bring a cup of tea

I don't have change. -It's your tip.

1000 Rs ??

Rs 1000 as tip !!!

I will pay for the tea later.

Thank you Sir.

Oh man !! how dirty it is!

Hey little! - yes sir ?

Why don't you bring 3-4 Air conditioners from my bungalow ? It is too hot !

If you have so much pride..why don't you drink tea in a 5-star hotel ?

It's a habit lad!

I used to be poor too.

I became millionaire by nights.

Millionaire in a night ??

Yes.

How?

Millionaire in 25 days.

Millionaire in 25 days !!!

Do I look like a stupid !! or do you have a business of fake currencies ?

Not business.

Hey...move there !

I have got the scheme of rich people...money gets doubled in 25 days.

Money doubled in 25 days !!!!

So...I also want to double the money

This scheme is not for general people.

You need strong connections for this.

Hey...bring the tea man !

Bro...now we are connected.

Hey..make my special tea for Sir !

How long do I know you ?

It is 7 minutes now.

Ok ok..

For this..at least 70 lakhs...

Tea.

Have you put sugar?

Go go...bring 10-12 spoons of sugar for Sir.

Bro..

At least 70 lakhs needed for this.

70 lakhs !!!

Keep telling people the scheme by shouting !!!

I don't have 70 lakhs

No schemes for less than 50 lakhs !

50 lakhs....then nothing can be done !

Listen...sit .

Don't be so disheartened.

I have another scheme for 30 lakhs.

30 lakhs? -yes

Bro..I have 20 lakhs.

Shit!

Do something bro !

Ok ok...do I thing...where is the money?

In the neighborhood...in Cash !

Can you bring now? -yes I can.

Ok..bring that to no.22 bungalow.

you reach the bungalow..I'm bringing the money

Ok.go

Where do I get the rest 50 lakhs !!

Bro..what is the gurantee?

what guarantee ?

Some security is needed !

You go..

No bro!

This scheme is not for you.

You just go.

Don't irritate me...go

Have these..get sweets for your children!

Rs.10 scheme is good for you !

I have faith in you bro..I am bringing it .

I am reaching the bungalow right now.

You will come. Right?

100 percent ...I will definitely come.

Hey rascal...we 2 are working and you are wandering like the security guard !

I'm waiting for 20 lakhs.

Is the 20 lakhs going to come by foot ?

Something like that.

Doesn't the 20 lakhs have money for taxi or rickshaw?

I cracked a amazing joke !

Hey rascal...laugh !

I have put one man in a bottle! he is about to come.

Oh Lord !1 the bottle is the thing like that !

Even big men can't resist

Hey mechanic

You kept coughing the whole night. Go..have a drink from my bottle.

Why?? Will the cough go away after drinking?

My father's garage went away for drinking...

his whole property went away...

even my dad,himself went away...

why won't your cough go?

Boss...he is coming.

Nobody will say any thing.

Nobody will say any thing..then what will he say in place of any thing?

Yes..that's a problem...what to say?

You don't roam with him...you will become crazy.

You go and do your work.

Hey...you have come so quickly !

Have you brought the money ?

Yes yes..

He is that man!

He is....

He is my gardener.

Hey Babu...water them properly

From brother Babu to Babu!! I have to teach him a lesson!

He is our gardener...that day he was...

Yes he was throwing..I know it.

Whenever he gets his salary...he gives it to me to make it double

..and he throws them

He was also there that day !

He is my driver....hey driver !

I told you to get the money from the car's trunk !

Hey..shut up !

He said you to shut up !!

He is about my father's age.

He has raised me since I was 5 years old.

Since then..he is my driver

5 years ??

But his age seems to be equal to you !

Have you heard of plastic surgery ?

I have spent 4 crores Rs. to put plastic in his face.

I have enrolled him in gym too...does he seem like 60 years old !

No no..

Bro...every thing is possible with money..

Where is the money?

I have brought it

Should we sit inside and count ?

There is nothing inside...we never sit.

Can I have some water ?

Water is for trees only...we only drink beer.

Save water,drink beer...that's out motto.

It will get doubled in 25 days...right?

It will only if you give it now !

Have it

I will come back after 25 days...is it ok?

I am going.

Ok

Hey rascal !! you called me gardener !!

Brother Babu...I got 20 lakh Rs.

You seem like a thief with this black glasses..and you call me a driver !!

Bloody !!

Chit !!

Have you gone crazy !

Oh Lord ! What question will Laxmi Chit Fund ask me !!

India is Delhi's capital....Dharabi is Mumbai's capital.

You told that not less than 1 crore Rs. could be invested !

Yes...I will make it 1 crore.

We have 30...you got 20 from him... where is the rest 50 ??

Here 50...and here 50...1 crore.

You have already doubled !! Awesome!

where did you get this 50 ?

I will return to him double

Here is the documents.

Great Mr. Shyam..you have done M.Com. -Yes

Mr. Raju..what degree is this ? I.T.U.S ?

Iski Topi Uske Sar (To chit people)

International Talent of Ultimate Student

I.T.U.S

But...I have never heard of such a degree !

You won't hear either..as it is a very difficult course.

Very few people could do this..You have to be very intelligent.

..and I was 1 of them.

That's strange !! -Yes..I know

This is my degree.

This !

This is a Marathi school leaving certificate !

How far have you studied?

Until afternoon.

What ? !

Yes.

My father dropped me in the school in the morning...

in the afternoon..whole school dropped me to the house

...with this certificate.

I want to ask you a question,Anuradha

What business does your company do ?...thus we get double money in 21 days !!

That's a very intelligent question. -Thanks

See....the foreign company in which our company invests...

..they double our money in 7 days.

Oh...I see !

Hey Raju...we should directly go to that company.

For God's sake...keep your mouth shut.

Are you satisfied Mr Shyam? -Yes..sure

The money of all 3 of you will get doubled.

Not high 5....money !

Hers is the receipt.

50 lakhs in this...50 lakhs in this...1 crore in total.

Yes...ok

Congrats...in a few days,you will be millionaires.

I just want to be husband.

Let him be husband...we can take his money !

Hey Raju..where is your office for double ?

In this building.

Where did the office go ? !

Where is our money?

It is a ruin !

Where did the office go?

Hey...move away.

There was a board of Laxmi Chit Fund.. where did that go?

I, myself is searching that office !

He was in the office that day.

Where is that girl? speak quickly.

We are here to take our double.

They had assured us to give double salary.

Today,I find that they have fled !

what !

I am dizzy !

I told you that Raju is a fraud...don't listen to him !

I thought that the girl was so innocnet

How would I know that she will chit me ?

How can my Anuradha do this?

Shut up!! your Anuradha !!!

Why are you beating me?

You are the biggest misfortune!!

Beat me...you all beat me.

Brother Babu..have you gone crazy!

Here is the cabbage..beat him with it.

what are you doing?

"Get double"

Double here too !!!

You also double !!

Double !!

what are you doing man ?

Anuradha is you sister!

who is Anuradha?

Brother Babu..he is not Anuradha's brother!

He is not Anuradha's brother!!

Then he is Anuradha , herself...she has disguised in a mustache!

She can't be my Anuradha!

He is a man

How can he be Anuradha?

Are you mad!

Calm down,brother Babu!

Raju has lost our 30 lakhs.

But we still have a bungalow worth 50 lakhs.

We do have a house, brother Babu.

I forgot it...we have a bungalow of 50 lakhs.

Raju...rascal!

Give the papers of the bungalow.

Else you may sell the bungalow too !

I can't trust him.

Did you understand?

Why doesn't he talk !

Hey...we have the bungalow. Right ?

We don't have the bungalow...we had the bungalow.

what!!!

That means..you sold the bungalow!

you asked me about rest 50 lakhs...

I got that from here.

I will kill you!

I have got the lottery....25 days are over.

I am a millionaire now...Money is doubled.

God...I am offering double coconuts to you too.

Here is the 1st...here is the 2nd.

No more slavery from today!

Hey...where are you going ?

Have you come for the job of the watchman?

Hey chef....call the owner.

What !! I am the owner here.

Oh God! ...Your deeds are amazing!

Driver,gardener,chef-every one is owner in this house!

Raju must have doubled your money too!

I have to take double money too!

Brother Raju ! I'm here.

Is this sofa your fathers?

It is brother Raju's.

Raju has gone insolvent.

What!!

He sold the bungalow to me25 days ago... and left yesterday.

I'll die if I don't get my money!!

Don't die here...go to the road outside.

Tell me where is Raju...else I'll kill you!

I can tell only if you leave my throat!

Tell me or I'll kill you! -I can tell only if you leave my throat.

Here.

3.5 foot man will kill me !!

I will show you!

Do you know me!!

I have acquired these guns by stealing from the thieves.

I'll kill a rat like you with 2 antique guns!

I won't leave you!

Hey smarty!

Not smarty, Apte...Baburao Ganpatrao Apte.

You may be Apte or Jhapte. Don't dry your clothes here.

It is wet...let it dry.

This is my balcony(Shift).

Night shift or day shift?

Are you new here?

No,it's old...I have just washed it..thus it looks new.

This is my balcony...in front of my door.

It seems that this place is you father's !!

Is it you father's ?

Yes...my father has a big place in Kohlapur.

Then, dry them in Kohlapur...not here!

If I dry them in Kohlapur...what will I wear here !!

Now I will burst you !!

Am I a balloon that you will burst me !

I will throw you down from here.

I will come up by the stairs.

Let me solve the problem.

I'll show you now!

Even,I'll show you!

What will you do?

What will you do?

What will you do?

I'll dry my loincloth and underwears here.

You don't know me!!

What will I do by knowing you!

Then...know me and understand....else...

Come on brother Babu.

Hold me...he doesn't know me!

Hold me...hey,hold me !

Hold me !!!

Come on!

I won't leave you!

Don't joke...I'm getting late for the interview!

I had 4 imported shoes...but can't find a single now!

Last night,I had thrown them to Raju's head!

Hey Shyam...here is one time's meal.

and 2 times bottle for brother Babu.

Where did you get the money for the food?

What is money!! It is just the dirt on the hand!

You should have said it earlier.

I just bathed and cleaned all the dirt !!

Give me the bottle.

I have to go to the interview.. has any one seen my shoes?

You should have told me earlier...I would have sold your shoes after the interview!!

You sold my shoes!!

There is no more item to sell!

You scoundrel!! -It will tear.

Your vest is already torn..what will I wear beneath the suit!

Should I wear slipper!!

Leave me.

Look at this poor man!

Has he said any thing?

I have sold his watch...

I sold his golden glasses.

He didn't say any thing!

You sold my watch !!!

You scoundrel!!!!

I will sell your vest and brief.

What are you doing!

Your bottle fell!

Leave!

Don't leave him brother Babu!

What will you do with the watch!! your time is bad any ways!!

Your time is finished now!

Don't leave him brother Babu!

You catch him first!

He sold my watch!

I won't give you food!

Your food...!

You are hitting me!

Hit him...

Why are you behind me!! Catch him

He is hitting you again!

Not me!! -You,move away!

Marathi man has woken up!

Come here brother Babu

Come here.

Murder him

Leave my ear

My nose!! Fight like a man!!

Come ...come!

Brother Babu...it's a girl!!

When did I say that it's a boy!!

It's gone.

Check your specs...it is still here.

Your loincloth!

She has worn salwar-kameez...it's not loincloth!

Your loincloth, brother Babu!

What are you doing?? The girl is here..wear it!

Quick!

Put it in.

my hand..

How are you?

Why are you here?

I have come for the rent.

You can pay any rent you want.

No...I have come here to collect the rent!

Take it from Raju

Are you the landlady here?

My father is the accountant here.

He is ill...so I have come.

Give me Rs. 175

Here... Rs. 1000 note

Where did you get Rs. 1000 ?

You got it by selling my shoes!!! return it!

Will you wear it over your underwear?

He is not a beggar like you...he has suit.

I have got the money by selling that suit !

Here.

I don't have the change!

We can have a coffee outside and get the change.

No need for that!

Listen..

The jerk sold my suit !!

He sold my watch and golden glasses!

I won't leave him...see !

Beat that jerk!

Sister...give me this.

What are you doing!

Break his head!

Where is my suit?? It was 1 piece suit!

So...I'm giving you 2 pieces to wear in the swimming pool !

Cheat! - you cheat!

Break his head.

Jerk...return my suit or I'll break your head!

Shyam...don't be crazy...that pot will injure me!

Hit...break the jerk's head !

Brother Babu...he hit you !

No...he has hit!

If I catch that jerk...I will burst him with a bomb!

Make the Panipuri(snacks) sweeter.

Hey....give me some panipuri(snacks).

Hey....give me panipuri!!

Catch that scoundrel!

You cheat!!

I won't leave you today, you scoundrel!

Stop !

Come inside.

Why don't you understand that...

she is a dancer in a ladies bar and I have danced along her!

I'm telling you!

She is a decent girl...can't be a bar dancer!

If you don't believe....come with me!

I don't go to such places.

Brother Babu...you come with me...come!

No...wherever he takes, he puts me in a trouble!

You go alone and bring her by pulling her ears!

Don't pull her ears...she is fragile!

Hey...get lost!

She took every thing...and you are behind ears!!!

She is innocent!

I'm very hungry...come.

What is the price of the banana?

Rs. 20 per dozen.

Tell me the price without it's cover.

Take it if you want!

How much money do you have?

Rs.5. why? -Give it to me.

Come on...give it!

What happened Raju?

She is not here.

I said that she is not like that!

The govt. have closed all the bars and have thrown the girls away.

Give me the banana...I'm hungry.

Uncle with the specs??

What?

Give me 1 banana...I'm very hungry.

Don't cry...your hungry!! You want to eat the banana?

Yes.

Shyam...give your banana

Are you human?? The child is hungry!! Give the banana!

Here...eat.

Poor girl!

Uncle..give me 1 more.

Mine!!

Here..have it!

Where did he come from?

You dog!!

You swindled my money!!

Scoundrel..you swindled my money!

Not with the stone!

You cheat!

I'm gardener...not cheat!

He took my money too.

I'm driver...he has not paid my salary too!

Beat him!

Murder him.

One minute.

Don't hit me...one minute.

I don't have money.

I invested to that company... Leave me.

The company fled..it's not my fault!

The company took all my money.

My condition is very bad....no money to eat!

I fed these beggars!

..and you are asking money from me!!

Be ashamed to ask from beggars!

My condition is so bad...you rascals!

Fear the God!

Is every thing loss?

Yes...all are loss!

I don't have a penny!

Don't touch my brother!

You should have told earlier!

You stop beating me..then only!

My master is so kind that...

if you tell him about your loss...

he will give you 10-20 lakhs more,brother.

Don't worry!

We are saved

Is this a house or a gun factory?

Greetings sister in law!

Get lost!

Why do you flirt with other women?

She is maid...not sister in law!

Come.

My master is very kind.

3 of you..come.

Master.....

These are the scoundrels...

this dog cheat me.

They took all your money.

Shoot 3 of them and leave me.

He is telling a lie!

He told us that you will give us money!

You will help us!

Master...he is telling a lie!

Shut up!

Keep your mouth shut.

You swindled Tiwari's money!

I'll kill you!

Throw the beetle nut from your mouth..then talk.

He has inborn beetle nut...he lisps!

What are you whispering!

No no...We can't understand you.........There is no subtitle either!

Shut up! Don't try to be smart.

You back answer me!

I will blow your brains!

He speaks Chinese?? Dear, we eat Chinese!

We do not understand Chinese.

Give 20 lakhs.. -20 kicks?

Hey...give 20 lakhs.

How can I kick him?

Not 20 kicks...20 lakhs!

How can I kick? -Shut up brother Babu,they will beat you!

Not 20 kicks...give me 20 lakhs!!

I am making him understand

Shut up! I'm giving.

Be ready...I'm giving you 20 kicks after taking my sandals off.

Don't you understand stupid!

I told you 20 lakhs..and you are talking about sandals!

I will blow your head!

Shut up!!!!!!!

Totally silent!!

You are blabbering since then!!

Move.

Give me my money.

Right now!

His master lisps even more!!!

Shut up or I'll blow you with the cannon!

Where is my 20 lakhs?

Ok ok 20 lakhs....we already swindled that.

Hey...you imitate me!!

No no...

I'll blow you!

I am inborn lisper.

My father was also a lisper...

My grand-father was a singer in the orchestra.

Say it clear!

He is saying...

Used to sing in the orchestra.

I swear...I have seen.

His father...grand-father used to sing in the orchestra.

"Let my heart keep singing...you are my only destiny"

We both are lisper!

You are my own! my relative.

Hey Raju...Shyam!

Listen carefully!

You swindled my relative's money!

Return it!

else I'll shoot you!

I told them to pay it back.

I go now!

Where you going, scoundrel?

Just look behind.

Where is his face?

Look at the first floor, bro!

What happend?

Why did you stop the car?

Do you live in this building?

Not in this building...in that drain.

In the drain??

I need to pee urgently.

Do it at your home.

I can't control until my home! Please!

Let me do it in the drain.

Understand!

My kidney is damaged.

Raju...you didn't tell me that you have kidney problem!!

You know it,brother Babu!

Let him go..else he may pee here!

His kidney is damaged!

If he flees?

Why will I flee?? These 2 are with you!

You are keeping us as mortgage!

Ok ok..quick

Go quickly.

You are very kind.

Come quickly.

He keeps us as mortgage to pee!!!

Kidney's problem is very bad man!

Drink water 10 times a day....

go to the toilet 20 times...

half of the life is spent in the bathroom!!!

Why didn't he return?

Has he fled?

I think he may have got a heart-attack in kidney...He may have fell some where!

I am getting him.Ok!

If you don't return!!

How can I flee?? Brother Babu is with you as mortgage!

Have you thought me as a jewelry to mortgage???

He kept me mortgage to pee...you are keeping me mortgage for heart-attack!!

Hey man...he will flee!

You 2 also go with him.

I'm bringing him back.

The time is very bad!

Earlier it used to be heart-attack in the heart...

now heart-attack in the kidney too!

Shut up!

Why didn't they return?

It's my turn..I will go to check.

Shut up...do you think us as fools!!

You sit here...we 2 will go to check.

Hey goons!!

Come here

Who will lock the car?

Don't keep it open..I may flee!!

Ok ok..

The windows are open!

What type of goons are you!

Brother Babu!

Pick pocket!

Why do you shout?

Come out.

I can't come. He has left the car on my trust. He will feel bad.

Make him understand!

Come out!

The car is locked! -The lock is opened like this!

Come now!

Quick.

Run sometimes!

Don't you feel ashamed?

I feel like committing suicide because of you!

Where will you get the money to pay that lisper bull!!

I am your guilty..Am I not?

I have only one way out. -will you sell my loincloth now?

Every human being has 2 kidneys.

So?

But a human being can live with one kidney too!

What are you talking about?

I'll sell one kidney to a rich patient.

I'll get a lots of money.

Then,I'll sell an eye.

I'll get more money.

Again a kidney...again an eye..

I'll sell the whole body like this!

In that way...I'll repay Tiwari to get rid off my sins!

Oh God!!

I thought you a scoundrel!! But you are God-like.

You will sell your kidneys and eyes for Baburao!! Oh God!!

I'm not talking about my kidneys!

I'm talking about your kidneys and eyes.

You rascal!!!

Don't leave him brother Babu...murder him!

You want to kill me!! You want to sell my kidneys and eyes!!

What are you doing?? I respect you so much!

He was joking!

Brother Babu..it's just a tomato!

Tomato!! my foot!

I'll kill you!! -I'll get hurt..stop it.

Hit in his face instead.

Come down!

I'll show you tomato!! You rascal!!

You bastard!! Where are those 3 guns?

Which 3 guns!

You asked for 15...I have brought 17.

Where are these 3 guns?

These 3 guns have millions of value in international market. Where are those?? Speak!!

Speak else I'll kill you!

I'm bringing those!

Master....I'm bringing.

1 + 1 = 11

Don't listen to your teacher. He is crazy!

Hey..where are the guns?

You will be like this if you go to the school!

He,himself has gun and still asking me for guns!

Don't act!! I'll shoot you!

Where are those 3 big guns?

Those? -Yes

I have sold them.

What!! sold!!!

Yes...

Who told you to sell those guns?

I'll pay you as much as you want!

Double..triple..whatever you want

But tell me, to whom did you sell those guns?

It's nice that we got the Joker's costumes from the trunk of Mohini Theatre!

Come come...

Hide somewhere silently.

I need to hide?

Where are you going?

Nobody will know if I hide in own room. Am I right,Raju?

Brother Babu...don't take names!

Did you understand Shyam? Raju is right.. Don't take any one's name.

Then why are you taking names?

Hide somewhere behind.

What are you doing?

You told me to hide behind!

Not behind me..go somewhere there!

Go quickly!

Shhhh....The neighbors should not know!

Do the work in the right way.

Keys!

Police...Police..

Oh God!! It's police!

But in joker's costume?

He is our neighbor!!

He is loincloth thief!

Why are we being afraid of them?

We are the real police man..

Probably secret police!

Sir..are you from CBI?

No...SRB

SRB

What is SRB?

Stupid!! You don't know..it's special branch.

Brother...your knowledge is amazing!

Nobody will touch each other's legs.

Give the bag behind.

Quick.

Hands up!

Joker S?

Yes you..Shyam. Bring the ropes.

Joker B..bring the ropes.

Ropes....

I have forgotten about the ropes,Raju..

Stupid!! You forgot the ropes!!

B category's C Class people!

Bring ropes from any where.

Joker R..will the thread of my pajama work?

No!

Do you have ropes?

Ropes....

I forgot it!

I have ropes.

But...it is in Bandra.

Should I bring it? I'll be back.

Not Bandra...

The rope before your room...in which you dry your clothes...bring that rope.

Should I bring it? -Go...bring it!

One minute!

Bring the rope where you dry your clothes....not of the neighbors!!

Sir....I have seen your voice somewhere!

I,too have heard your face somewhere!

Really!!

Nice nice..

Here is the rope.

Smarty...come from behind!

Reverse...yes.

Will this rope work?

Have you come to a marriage to have a necklace???

Bring a bigger rope.

Else I'll make you 2 feet by hitting with this gun.

We will manage Sir.

Give me the rope.

Tie it.

Joker B,Joker S...help them.

I'm behind you.

Nobody will cheat..everyone will tie a little rope.

Is it tight?

I don't like loose either!

It won't come...right?

Not at all..we won't move until morning.

If I move...then I'm son of 3 fathers!

Good!

What are you doing by leaning?

I'm opening the lock

Who told you to lock?

If we don't lock,the neighbors may think that we are inside.

Don't kick..stupid!

Come on!

Hey...take me inside!

Come come..the main item is outside!

Here I close the door.

Every one is inside now.

Come on...you are still in costume!

Bloody!!

Are they pigeons ?? Flying away!!

Come with me..I'll show you!

Hey Shinde...Mathre...all gentlemen!! Come here.

This loincloth item is making too much noise!

I'll make full air conditioned...

air conditioned toilet

Even the washing pots of silver.

I'll make the whole community air conditioned.

Did he steal our goods?

This white pigeon with black glasses....

how can he steal!

He fears when the neighbors cooker whistles!

All maids..come here!

No maid will stand in the queue for water.

I will fit 3 water taps in every one's house.

3 water taps !? -Yes

Hot water tap for those who want to bathe in hot water...

Cold water tap for those who want to bathe in cold water

And the 3rd tap?

No water will come in the 3rd tap.

The 3rd tap is for those who don't want to bathe.

Hey crazy man!

Is it your father's marriage?

Yes...I was born because my father married.

I don't have luck like you!

We have to pay within evening..and brother Babu is...

I had a very bad dream that....

brother Babu is making a noise in front of every body even before getting the money!

He is really making noise in front of every one!

what are you saying!

We should leave immediately before police catches us!

Stop him...I'll handle these.

Don't shout in the public!

Have you stolen some coins from the temple?

I haven't stolen from the temple....

I stole from the thief.

Should I tell you what I did yesterday!!

Brother Babu...what is the need to tell every one that you have got a Rs.5000 lottery!

He has gone crazy for Rs 5000!!

Look...3 water taps in Rs 5000's lottery!!!

Drunk man!

Let's go.

Come here!

Loincloth thief!

Shut up!

What are you doing?

The child has yet not born...and you are giving a birthday party in the community!!

You are having a child!!!!!

Raju...when did he get married?

He is not married...you stupid!!

You started enjoying even before getting the money!!!

Where did you get the pizza?

Domino's have a scheme that they will give you free if they don't reach within 30 minutes.

I have fooled him.

So he came after 30 minutes!

No...he had reached within 20 minutes...

But I didn't go in front of him.

He kept searching me everywhere.

I kept roaming behind him.

as soon as 30 minutes were over...I jumped and said "Give me free"

So I'll eat for free too

You keep enjoying..and I go to work

I'm going to sell the goods to the junk seller.

Go quickly..it is the last date to repay that lisper.

I'm taking some samples.

You just keep him quiet!

Loincloth thief!

Come.

Where will we find that lisper in such a big tent?

Look there.

There is the lisper.

Only popcorn is available here.

Bloody!!

He has come so early...... where will we get the money now?

We can do one thing....take the money from them and give it to them.

Elephants!!!

Where will you sell elephants now???

Look behind the elephants..... don't you see the white elephant?

I am going to tell him.the poor guy is standing in the Sun!

He is not your relative!

There is only one way...

The real goods are in the car..worth Rs 3-4 crores.... -In the car.

The bag is in the car.

Come on...get the bag!

Run!!

Give me the bag

Bloody!

Stop!!

Stop..where are you fleeing??

Hey heroine....

Hey...your pajama is torn!!

Where?

You go that way.

You go that way...that way.

Catch him!

Goods...catch him!

I'm tired!

Catch him!! Rascals!!!

Find that rascal..where is he?

Where should I hide!

The circus is not here.

Yes I know..don't teach your father!

Where did he go?

Hold the hands.

We are not here for wandering!

You!!!

I'm a joker!

I'll dance & sing inside the circus.

Are you imitating me???

No no..I'm not imitating.

I'm inborn lisper!

My father was also a lisper

Even my upcoming child is a lisper!

Was your father used to sing in the orchestra?

Yes..yes.

What song was it?

"Let my heart be singing...you are my only destiny"

Yes..

No no...his father used to sing something else!

What song was it?

"My black eyes..my black eyes"

Enough! Go inside to sing & dance.

Let's go.

Hey joker!

Your clothes have fallen!

Why don't you wear it!!

Catch him!

Run quickly!

Give me the bag.

Let me eat a banana.

Let me take man!! I'm taking only one!

Why are you making faces!!

Do you know me!!

Don't show me your eyes..if you dare,come out!

Brother!!!!!!!!!

What?

What brother!!

Why are you afraid? Am I a gorilla?

Gorilla is behind you, brother!

Shut up!

I don't fear any gorilla!

I have seen a lots of such gorillas.

Nonsense!

You are sitting with the goods!! Get lost!

Give me your hand, brother Babu.

Don't be afraid.

Sit inside.

Save me Raju!!

Take me out of this!!

Why have you become so heavy?

Who is it?? Leave me!

Keep holding,brother Babu.

My pajama will come out!

Hold me!!

Hold me!!!

Should I leave your hand?

Shyam..I'm tired...my hands are paining.

Give me your legs.

Should I leave you?

How can I beat you then!!

Brother Babu...hold the junk seller!

Hold him!

Don't slip brother Babu..keep holding!

Don't leave me man!!!

I'll give you money if you need.

Don't leave!!!!!

You are making so much chaos for just one banana !!!!

Diamonds!

He is coming towards me!!

Is it a bridge!!

You came behind me for one banana.

Let's compromise man!

My goods!!

Diamonds!!!

Hey lisper!!!

Do you know me!!

I did not tear your shirt.

I will tear every one's clothes!

Why doesn't it tear??

Leave it!

Give me the bag.

Sir...those 2 have drugs in their bags.

Catch them Sir!

We don't need the bags...come on brother Babu

Let's go Shyam

Hey warrior queen!! Let's go!

Quick,Raju!

Let brother Babu sit.

I'm sitting!

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Watercolor drawing. The White Sea waterscape. - Duration: 10:00.

Hi Friends, at the end of work,

when I was about to leave,

in the distance, the sun came out of the clouds

it was amazingly beautiful and I finished the draw

But to my great regret the battery in the camcorder was discharged

and the last few minutes of work   above the picture were not recorded.

However, I hope that you liked the video or it was useful

like and subscribe to make sure you don't miss a thing

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Top 10 Rules Queen Elizabeth HAS To Follow - Duration: 6:03.

Hello!

Welcome back to the Most Amazing channel on the internet.

I am your Most Amazing host, Rebecca Felgate and you guys seem to love Queen Elizabeth

and you know what…

I can't say I blame you.

Last year, our Queen Elizabeth videos were among the best performing on the channel.

You loved our Top 10 Rules Queen Elizabeth doesn't have to follow… but like, surely

she is the queen so she can do what she wants…woah there, no!

Today we are talking the Top 10 rules she DOES have to follow.

Watch out Queeny!

Before we launch into the video, I just want to remind you guys that we have Merch galore

at Most Amazing shop.com… there is a link to that in the description box below.

The queen would totally wear one of our shirts, she just isn't allowed to.

FACT.

In fact that is coming in at number 10.

The Queen can't wear t shirts…..

Or jeans, or trainers and sneakers, or jeggings….

Why?

Well the Queen actually cannot be seen in any casual attire.

Being a member of the Royal Family comes with a strict dress code… she must always look

presentable.

Usually these days she is seen in bright colours so she is easily visible.

So, no sweatpants or jogging bottoms for Queeny baby!

9 - She Must Always Travel with a Black Outfit The Queen must always have a black outfit

to hand and would not travel without one.

This is in case she needs to attend a funeral without notice, if somebody in the royal family

dies or if there is a national tragedy with she is away.

Speaking of travel, She can't fly on a plane with her family at number 8

While she can fly with her husband, the Queen cannot fly with Prince Charles, Prince William

or Prince George, the three next heirs to the throne in the line of succession.

This actually extends beyond air travel…she is discouraged from being in the same car,

boarding the same train etc from her son, and grandson.

This is in case anything should happen to them, meaning the line of succession is in

danger.

7 - She can't vote Although it is not prohibited by law, it is

unconstitutional for the Queen to vote.

The Queen is supposed to have an unbiased role in Parliament…as a result of that,

she cannot run for office, either.

Not only is she unable to vote, the actuality is much stricter at number 6…

She cannot have political views.

The Queen must not express political leanings in public ever, nor must any other member

of the royal family.

On a few occasions, she has dropped the veil of neutrality.

She was reportedly very relieved Scotland stayed in the United Kingdom.

Many suspected the queen was sending secret messages via her outfits declaring her support

for the European Union, but I think that is a bit of a stretch.

5 - She is not allowed to sign autographs Want an autograph of the queen?

Sorry, she isn't allowed to give you one.

Nor is she allowed to take a selfie with you.

The reason for the Autograph is in case the royal signatures are forged.

The selfie thing is for security.

So we heard earlier that the Queen can't be political, however, she has to be religious…and

more importantly at number 4 - She has to be Christian

The Queen is the head of the Church of England.

She represents the church and upholds its values.

Up until 2011, a law forbade any royal family member marrying a catholic… it had to be

strictly protestant only.

If the future monarch of England wanted to have a different faith, it would be against

the current rules.

3 - She cannot get divorced As a result of her position of head of the

church, she and Prince Phillip cannot get divorced.

This is something that Is discussed in the awesome TV show, the Crown.

While her son, the possible future king of England is divorced, he did not re-marry until

his first wife had died, which somehow makes it okay in the eyes of the Church of England,

although many are not too happy about it.

2 - Husband must walk behind her This is reportedly something Prince Phillip

initially struggled with.

The Queen goes first, always, and her husband must follow.

On any official trip, the queen walks in front of Prince Phillip.

Only when they're in private may she walk besides him.

Finally, coming in to number 1 of the top 10 rules Queen Elizabeth has to follow….

She is not allowed to play monopoly?!

This is kind of a silly thing and a non rule, but I thought it would be a fun way to end

this list.

Apparently the queen is not allowed to play monopoly as it is banned in the palace.

Her son, Prince Andrew revealed this in 2008 during a visit to the Leeds building society

in the UK.

I love the thought of the queen getting triggered over someone landing on the dark blues and

throwing a full strop.

Flip the board honey!

So that was the top 10 rules the queen has to follow…can you think of any more?

Let me know in the comments section below.

For now, shout out to Queeny baby, who I know is a huge fan of top ten.

Rebecca Felgate.

If you want to continue on your most amazing binge, why not check out the Top 10 Laws Queen

Elizabeth doesn't have to follow and the Top ten most expensive things Queen Elizabeth

owns.

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Pikes Peak: Colorado Mountain That Impacted US History - Duration: 5:46.

Pikes Peak in the state of Colorado is one of the most famous summits in the United States

of America!

Located in the Rocky Mountains, its official elevation is forteen thousand one hundred

and fifteen feet above sea level.

Stack roughly 1400 Elephants on top of each other, and you're there.

While we could get stuck on the impressive physical statistics of Pikes Peak... today,

we're going to focus on how this massive mountain has played a huge role in US History.

Welcome to That Was History!

I'm your host, Cliff Langston.

So... how exactly has Pikes Peak contributed to US History.

There are so many ways to answer this question, so let's focus in on some of the highlights.

Kicking off our list, the Ute Native American tribe believed that the Great Spirit created

the entire world from Pikes Peak's location and formed the mountain by pouring ice and

snow through a hole in the sky.

While we know this not to be true, today, that's a pretty impressive title to have held.

In 1803, President Thomas Jefferson completed the Louisiana Purchase.

The United States paid France roughly 15 million dollars to aquire approximately eight hundred

and twenty eight thousand square miles of land known as the Lousiana Territory.

Pikes Peak was included in that purchase, officially making it part of the United States.

Three short years later, President Jefferson sent out explorers to survey the land that

he had purchased.

The famous Lewis and Clarke Expedition headed out toward the Northwestern part of the territory,

and another party led by Leutenant Zebulon Montgomery Pike was sent to explore the southern

region.

As you might recognize, Leutenant Pike is the individual from which Pikes Peak gets

its name.

The mountain was named James Peak for roughly 20 years between 1820 and 1840 due to the

fact that Dr. Edwin James was the first recorded person to reach the summit in 1820.

Dr. James' contribution did not stop there, however, as he also made notes and provided

examples of undiscovered plants and flowers, including Colorado's state flower, the Blue

Columbine.

In 1840, the official name was declared "Pikes Peak" since Zebulon Pike was the first American

to document the mountain.

By the late 1850s, Pikes Peak had become an icon among gold seekers who were trying to

strike it rich during the Colorado Gold Rush.

This time in history was also known as the Pikes Peak Gold Rush, and the phrase "Pikes

Peak or Bust" was often seen on wagons traveling toward the region.

Julia Archibald Holmes became the first recorded woman to reach the summit in 1858.

We've covered this story in another That Was History video, so we'll provide links in the

description and in this video for you to check that one out as well.

On October 11th of 1873, The Pikes Peak Weather Observatory was officially dedicated.

It was determined that this location would make the perfect spot to conduct research

on "atmospheric phenomenon and its relationship to weather and forecasting."

The late 1800s were also great years for Colorado tourism due to the opening of the first road

up Pikes Peak and the completion of the Cog Road that allowed a Locomotive to carry tourists

to the summit.

If you ever get a chance to visit Pikes Peak yourself, you'll have to give their "World

Famous Donuts" a try.

This tradition started back in 1889 when the mayor of Manitou Springs, Dr. Alfred G. Lewis,

began selling donuts and coffee to tourists.

Perhaps most famous on this list is this next one.

Katherine Lee Bates visited Pikes Peak in 1893 and wrote in her journal, "We stood at

last on the gate of heavens summit….and gazed in wordless rapture over the far expanse

of mountain ranges and the sea-like sweep of plain."

Bates would use similar wording in a poem that she published a few years later that

we now recognize as, "America The Beautiful."

The Anglo-American Pikes Peak Expedition of 1911 that included these men and lady observed

and tested tourists complaining of "acute mountain sickness."

I can attest to this one.

It really doesn't take much to throw your body off its game if you aren't acustomed

to that altitude.

I had to pace myself at just walking around to avoid feeling nauseous.

In 1916, Spencer Penrose sponsored an auto and motorcycle race up Pikes Peak to promote

further tourism for the area.

This race continues to this day and is known as the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb.

That same year, the mountain became a part of the women's rights movement when 30 women

planted a large purple, white and gold banner to bring awareness to the Susan B. Anthony

amendmant.

Improvements continued throughout the early 1900s to help strengthen tourism and by 1963

Pikes Peak had become a National Historic Landmark.

Since then, the area around the mountain has continued to evolve.

Ski areas have come and gone, reservoirs and hiking trails have been opened, and bicycling

has been approved.

One fun fact that is most surprising is that the full length of the Pikes Peak Highway

was not completely paved – top to bottom – until 2011.

To put this into perspective for you, the first 6 miles were paved in the 1950s.

Talk about a loooooong project!

Hopefully our list has shown you just how important Pikes Peak really is to US History.

What were you most surprised by in this video?

Was it the Pikes Peak Gold Rush, maybe the inspiration for "America the Beautiful," or

something else entirely?

I really enjoyed the bit about "Pikes Peak or Bust."

Let me see your answers in the comments down below.

I also want to encourage you to check out these other videos from That Was History,

and if we've earned your vote, I'd love for you to join our community by hitting that

subscribe button.

As always, I'm Cliff Langston, and thanks for Watching!

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I Brush My Teeth With Mud - Say It Dont Spray It! With Mackenzie - Duration: 9:53.

are you ready you wanna play games hey guys it's me Marty and I am back

again with Mackenzie I have the game say it don't spray out where the boxes

rustling I figured hey would be fun to do with Mackenzie and we could try and

play this game together and see how it goes so what we're going to do is on

your turn on our time we'll take the card you'll read it or you'll you'll

have the thing in your mouth you'll read it to me and put the time we're going

and I will have the amount of time to go and guess as many as I can

yeah you know you if I end up going through all four on the carton amount of

time cool to grab another car if I special state with you and if we could

keep scoring points we have a huge deck and I don't think we can go through

three rounds I think tells how big homes have towels have big hug yes Shakespeare

okay yes owls all night yes meeting the race

meeting the race strong eating the backstroke

meeting the race drone beating the base German holy these things make you sloppy

so much I think when you're talking yeah okay well then it is now McKenzie terms

that is for I probably should people write the song also charted

number I'll keep track on the video

struggles their friend Oh cuz he keeps falling out of my mouth I think yes I'm

jumping careful yeah yellow letter purple dyed yellow water purple guy

jelly yeah yellow water poeple jelly oh I'll turn Oh her I start at times

already butter it was a heart though because I need I not only need to have

my mouth closed for it but I also need my jaw closed this sounded like water so

much struggle I feel like this is also my fault because I say water like water

are you ready all right here we go Oh

like Bob likes yes yeah no video games

however I do like I feel like these things are deadly

they got Hutton gummies to cut your teeth they're not I feel like it's my

fault for having it overnight my lips are all dried out and chapped so like it

literally feels like it's pulling like all the time well third round so we're

almost there all right here you go

Merry Men magical way hey ray Mack very very magical a dog dog dirty

hole ha ha Peter Piper all right we decided to go

ahead and do one more round yeah bonus round because they don't

number one even though I'm pretty sure that's her because I think I have the

first I think that was three points in you want five points yeah I think it

would be the first time you wanted to collab video yeah already here we go

strawberry kind of hi there please pie in the sky

yes sounds like your no it's spelled like that but it's not pronounced now I

have to do like a whole card or like two hole cards now to catch up to you I

think well let's see how this goes

delicious dinner and hot dogs and hamburgers please cross the right pepper

please Brock that black pepper huh - ha please pack hatch hack pass just pass

the black pepper freestyle freestyle rap battle a kickoff to the head well I

think you in a video sorry whoa I guess we gotta be quiet we don't want to wake

up the neighbors I'm at her house we can't get neighbor complaints anyway I

guess that is going to be all for now if you guys enjoyed this video go ahead

give it a thumbs up if you were new channel go ahead and subscribe

you should check me out on social media analysis cooking bar below be sure to

let me know if you want to see more McKenzie

and I shall see you guys next time thanks for watching

I had Mickey Mouse in my mouth

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TWITTER Q&A - Duration: 10:15.

Hey you guys my name Luke Lewis

we are going to do Twitter Q&A so let do this

maybe I don't know what

what gonna happen in the future

alot of things erm

I did this before on Instagram

[have to do this subtitle tomorrow cause i won't have time for this so enjoy the video you guys!]

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ESA SESSIONS #1 - KAROUSIN - Duration: 4:25.

A red tree with blue leaves

It's like a mirror I stand in front of

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

♪♪♪

A red tree with blue leaves

It's like a mirror I stand in front of

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

And there's nothing

apart from you

♪♪♪

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

And there's nothing

apart from you

and your tenderness

And there's nothing

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Political Series: Yusuph Ulomi Art - Duration: 1:05.

Political series.

In today's world we really find ourselves at an age where

believing is slowly becoming favorable over understanding as love and

compassion increasingly becoming overshadowed by prejudice hate and

ignorance. Now, the political series and the inspiration behind it, is really an

attempt to capture and share our collective social political ideas,

feelings, perspectives, as well as just critique them in an effort to

raise awareness to the community around us, and in doing so I hope they send

evidence to submerge ourselves with other human experiences it is my belief

that this will expand our collective understanding, perceptions, and eventually

our experiences in this world, and the experiences that we encounter with others