hello my name is mr. penguin hello my  name is mr. polar bear I don't believe
  we have met before?  do I know you? no you don't because we
  live in completely different places oh I  see I live in the Antarctic and I live
  in the Arctic no you're wrong you live  in the Antarctic oh yes of course I see
  what happened there I got it wrong  because I live in the Arctic and I live
  in the Antarctic yes finally you get it  right I don't know you don't even
  realise where you live you're crazy  no you're crazy no you're crazy
  Hi everybody this is mr. Duncan in England  how are you today are you okay
  I hope so are you happy I really really  hope so here we go again of course
  already you may have noticed that things  are still slightly different and there
  is a reason for that we have some  ongoing technical issues that we are
  sorting out to do with the computer but  hopefully next week we will have some
  good news about what is happening with  the studio and also the computer that
  controls everything so hopefully next  Wednesday we should have some very good
  news there is an interesting word there  is a word in the English language that I
  really love and that word is the word is  adversity adversity
  the word adversity means difficulty  problems that come along that make
  things difficult to do and I love this  word now one of the hardest things in
  life to get used to is adversity things  going wrong the older you get the more
  you realize that adversity is never very  far away there is always a problem or a
  difficulty or something that must be  sorted out or rearranged just around the
  corner it's true so at the moment I have  quite a lot of adversity to deal with
  I've had some technical issues but  hopefully next week we will have some
  good news so here we go then  oh my goodness it's Sunday before I
  continue did you see the livestream last  Thursday I was actually on YouTube live
  last Thursday did you see it  I was on very late at night I I did a
  very special livestream between 10  o'clock at night and midnight so I
  stayed on for over two hours live just  in case you missed it it is available on
  my youtube channel I hope you've had a  good week how is your week being mine
  hasn't been too bad very busy lots of  things going on including trying to get
  my studio working normally so first of  all can I just say before we go any
  further if there are any problems today  with the technical side if anything
  suddenly stops working I hope you will  bear with me but hopefully next week
  everything will be back to normal  whatever normal is so we have the live
  chat of course hello to the live chat  let's have a look shall we
  oh hello - Julie hello Julie  you are first today on the live chat
  hello to you also alle at 1 hello to you  also Pedro hello Pedro nice to see you
  today  I think I might have a cold coming so
  today I might be sniffing a little bit I  think I might have a slight cold coming
  and the reason is because everyone at  the moment here in the UK is sick they
  are unwell there are lots of colds lots  of fevers and worst of all lots of flu
  going around at the moment  influenza is a very serious illness
  especially if you are very young or very  old so many people at the moment in the
  UK are suffering some type of fever  maybe a slight cold or a slight fever or
  maybe something very serious such as  influenza and there are many different
  types of flu at the moment we have an  outbreak of a particular type of flu
  which apparently originated in Australia  it's true I'm not joking so the live
  chat is up and running let's have a look  because of course you are the most
  important part of everything we do here  coming up later on we're talking about a
  lot of things exciting things happening  next week of course because the Winter
  Olympic Games begin next week in South  Korea I nearly said North Korea but of
  course it's in South Korea a place  called
  prong Chang pyeongchang Gooden to give  it its full name so the Winter Olympics
  begin  I believe it's next Friday and they run
  for around about two weeks something  also to mention about this month is I
  will be here next Sunday but I won't be  here the Sunday after and the reason for
  that is because I have a lot of things  going on that week some very personal
  things happening also I will be making  some changes here in the studio so I
  won't be here the week after next so  next Sunday I'm here but the week after
  I will not be here just to let you know  so on the 18th of February I will not be
  here  because I'm going to take the studio to
  pieces hopefully the computer problem  will be solved as well and then the
  following week which is the 25th of  February I will be back and of course so
  will mr. Steve a lot of people have  asked about mr. Steve I've had some
  messages concerning whether or not mr.  Steve drinks and drives can I just clear
  something up now mr. Steve does not  drink alcohol and then go in the car so
  he doesn't he doesn't drink and drive I  don't know why the other night I was
  saying some very outrageous things to  mr. Steve I was accusing Steve of being
  drunk and driving can I just say now  that mr. Steve never does that ever ever
  I'm glad we've cleared that up so what  time is it it is now coming up to
  quarter past two of course I just  mentioned mr. Steve mr. Steve will be
  here later on in a roundabout around  about 15 minutes mr. Steve will be
  right here back to the live chat oh  hello - Hannon hello Hannon how are you
  today  are you ok I really hope so
  hello everyone greetings from Buenos  Aires and that of course is Belarusian
  one of my very loyal viewers also a big  hello to AG nan Zi also - Jill zero -
  fat a fat a catch em says hello mr.  Duncan Wow so many people already on the
  live chat oh we have France watching at  the moment a big Bonjour - France hello
  to you Patricia is watching in France  where are you mr. Duncan
  and where is Steve well I'm here at the  moment but mr. Steve will be arriving
  soon  he will be with me and also you in
  around about 15 minutes so don't worry  lots of people seem to really like mr.
  Steve now hello mr. Duncan says Rossa  hello rose sir thank you very much for
  joining me again when Joe say Rodriguez  says what ah yes which I believe is
  hello hello from Quang Pham also Silvana  wow so many people here already can we
  make friendships in facebook says Allah  at one of course you can and that is the
  most amazing part of being on the  Internet is that you can contact many
  people you can create groups you can  talk about your interests and of course
  for me the most important thing of all  is you can share your views and your
  opinions and one of the things I love  about nowadays is that we can all share
  our opinions so some people believe this  and some people believe
  that and the beautiful thing nowadays is  we can share our opinions we don't
  always agree but what I always say is it  is a good thing
  that we are talking to each other and  that is the most important thing of all
  of course I just mentioned the Olympic  Games the Winter Olympics are starting
  next week next Friday  and of course North Korea and South
  Korea will be together in the games  which I think is a pretty good thing a
  very positive thing maybe some people  don't agree with it whilst others do and
  there we go we're back to opinions so  some people think one thing and some
  people think the opposite hello Duncan  how are you today says canola
  hello canola thank you very much for  joining me yes I've had a very busy week
  I'm okay but I think I might have a  slight cold a slight cold coming so I I
  hope that everything will be okay Wilson  Alonso mr. Duncan we love you because
  you are a real person you are not here  to make money
  well that's true many years ago I I  started making videos on YouTube and I
  did it all and I got nothing for it I  did it for a very long time and I didn't
  get anything for it  but fortunately YouTube started giving a
  little bit of money to the people who  made videos but even now it is it isn't
  very much trust me  so not everyone on YouTube is a
  multimillionaire  it's true and I'm I'm one of those
  people who isn't a multimillionaire  because of YouTube it's true so thank
  you very much Wilson Alonso you don't  give up now I never give up as I
  mentioned earlier  doing this is not easy it's very very
  difficult you have lots of technical  problems to sort out of course you also
  get a lot of hate as well so the moment  you come onto the Internet the moment
  you make yourself noticed to other  people you will sometimes get hate from
  other people as well so there are many  things that you have to get used to
  there are many things you have to become  accustomed to to survive in the public
  eye and for those who aren't aware I've  been doing this now for over 11 years so
  I've been here on YouTube making these  videos for over 11 years this year is my
  12th year on YouTube all the best mr.  Duncan we know oh how are you doing are
  you okay yes I'm okay as sonal a sonal  man thank you very much van long is here
  glad to see your livestream well I'm  very glad to be here more than you will
  ever know I am so happy to be here today  you were really late on Thursday yes
  it's true and all of my neighbours had  gone to bed so everyone living around me
  on Thursday evening they had already  gone to bed and I was still up doing my
  livestream but I hope you enjoyed it  it's something that I might do more
  often so I will do these things if you  want me to do them I don't mind it is a
  pleasure mr. Duncan have you fixed your  computer I hope I will hope I will keep
  my fingers crossed that's what I'm doing  at the moment and for those who are
  religious could you please say a prayer  for my new computer because I'm hoping
  next Wednesday that I will have some  good news
  news concerning the computer so next  Wednesday I will give you an update but
  for the time being I am keeping my my  fingers crossed here we are again my
  very best English teacher Oh  Thank You Jer Jer Marc hey thank you
  very much for that that's very kind of  you I have received some very lovely
  messages this week from many people  watching around the world saying how
  much they enjoy my lessons and also I  have some messages from people who've
  been watching for many years even this  morning I received some lovely lovely
  messages greetings from Russia  hello Russia prove it to you
  thank you very much Maria Markovic is  here thank you very much I think I might
  have a cold coming if I get a cold I'm  going to be so annoyed hi there finally
  sunday has arrived  Tomic is here hello Tomic nice to see
  you here as well lots of regular viewers  here today thank you it's always lovely
  to see my my long-term viewers and  students hello from Frontera
  in Mexico and that is from Adelbert Oh  ed Alberto Rodriguez watching in Mexico
  a big Ola to you as well my goodness so  many people on today we are safe from
  that I don't know what that means  hello there in Madrid it's snowing in
  Madrid and that comes from Mercedes  Ferran des so apparently at the moment
  it is snowing in Madrid wow you are so  lucky talking of the weather I haven't
  mentioned the weather today  now normally the weather is the first
  thing I mentioned but today it isn't  but hopefully because it's such a lovely
  day outside it's very cold but the  weather is beautiful we have had some
  lovely sunshine this morning so maybe in  the second hour I will try to arrange an
  outside stream now as I mentioned  earlier I have some technical problems
  at the moment with my computer and other  things so I will try to go outside and
  hopefully we will be able to spend a few  moments outside live in the beautiful
  weather it was very sunny earlier having  said that is also very cold it's very
  cold
  my cat I don't know what that means  Luciano is here thank you very much
  Luciano mr. Steve is a big fan of you  because he likes opera and all sorts of
  music talking of which mr. Steve will be  here a little bit later with some words
  some terms some ways of expressing music  and the way in which music is made and
  performed Brazil is here saying hello to  our very best English teacher Jer Markie
  or Markie thank you very much for  joining me today
  Wow so many people are here I'm  overwhelmed do you like my little bell
  can you see here I have a little bell  and this is to let mr. Steve know where
  I am so he knows where I am all the time  just like a cat so as I'm walking around
  the house you can hear and that means  that I'm nearby just like a pet just
  like a pet isn't that lovely  hi mr. Duncan says Juan yes mr. Steve
  did have some beer the other night he  did have a drink of beer but he only had
  a little bit just a very small drink so  he wasn't drunk the other night I can't
  I can't make that clear enough I have to  keep saying that Mika odhh is here
  watching in Japan hello to Japan and  hello - Mika many people at the moment
  are suffering from flu in Japan as well  fortunately I am well I'm very glad to
  hear it  please take care mr. Duncan don't become
  sick I will try to  avoid it but at the moment there are so
  many people around who are unwell  they have colds and fever and as I
  mentioned earlier quite a few people are  suffering from flu at the moment and of
  course we mustn't forget that flu can be  a very deadly illness it can and it does
  kill thousands and thousands of people  every year
  Jamelia is here o Jamelia thanks for  joining me I love your shirt yes I
  thought today I thought I would wear a  different shirt so normally I have my
  smiley face shirt but today I thought I  would dress differently and wear my one
  of my purple shirts as I mentioned the  other night I do like purple if I'm in a
  particular mood I like to wear purple  and today that's what I'm doing
  are you coming down with something says  temeka if you come down with something
  it means you have become ill you have  caught an illness maybe a virus so you
  have come down with something  it's a great expression actually so if
  you come down with something it means  you have become ill due to an illness or
  a virus hi mr. Duncan how are you doing  analytic brain is here analytic brain
  analytic brain is now on the live chat  that's your song I hope you enjoyed it
  hi mr. Duncan how are you doing hope  your new system is working well we don't
  know yet we don't know we will find out  next week what happens I'm keeping my
  fingers crossed  don't forget for those who like to pray
  could you please pray for my new  computer and I hope it arrives soon
  germar cook maki says please come to  visitors in brazil it would be a
  pleasure well the other night mr. Steve  was talking all about Brazil because he
  loves coffee and also I think he really  does want to go to Brazil one day I
  think he's really fairly interested so  if anyone would like to have mr. Steve
  living with them for a few days in  Brazil trust me you don't want to do
  that definitely  so mr. Steve is on the way we are coming
  up to half-past two and it's Sunday  afternoon and as you can see we are as
  live as live can't be mr. Steve today  we'll be talking about terms words
  connected to music and performing music  a big hello from Sicily hello Sicily
  hello to Italy and Maria is here Maria  LaRosa
  oh thank you very much for that I am  okay but I haven't fixed my computer yet
  and that's the reason why everything  looks very different still so we still
  have a few days to wait before  everything is sorted out but as I said I
  hope there will be some good news next  week next week
  are you happy I hope so Giorgio is here  are you happy Giorgio I hope so
  well sir great I am from Pakistan hello  to Pakistan and also hello to a Tula a
  to Lacan I hope I pronounced your name  right
  English helps us to communicate and  understand each other it's true as I
  said earlier one of the things I love  about nowadays one of the things I love
  about living in the 21st century  is the fact that it is very easy to
  communicate with other people and I  think really we we kind of take it for
  granted that we can do it we don't even  think
  it now but it's amazing that we can live  in this age where everything is so easy
  to do and I think communication is  always a very important thing just like
  what is happening at the moment in Korea  with North Korea and South Korea next
  week joining together for the Winter  Olympic Games so maybe it is the start
  of something new who knows I always say  that it is good to talk and communicate
  hello mr. Duncan David sauce and also a  tous car hello there I'm okay not too
  bad even though I think I might have a  slight cold coming so much blue in this
  video and glowing lights and even you  are glowing thank you very much I think
  that's a good thing isn't it  if we say that someone is glowing it
  means that they they look very healthy  so I hope I am glowing today could I
  have your Facebook mr. Duncan yes you  can find all of my details on my youtube
  channel my youtube channel so my  Facebook page and all the other details
  are there Oh mr. Duncan you've got fans  you've got lots of fans and also love
  Thank You Swan I had a message just from  Coventry I've lost it now oh by Dilla Oh
  by Dulla Malad is watching in Coventry  which is in the UK yes in the UK so not
  very far away from where I am at the  moment
  say hello to Indonesia says Beema Beema  official hello to everyone watching in
  Indonesia it must be very very late now  though is it very late or very early
  I think it must be very late now I  followed you and you are a very big
  teacher of English thank you David  that's very kind of you mr. Steve he's
  on his way in fact as I look into the  distance coming out of the mist across
  the moor it's a little bit like  weathering heights really here comes mr.
  Steve across the the misty Moor come on  mr. Steve Oh stand over here you can
  stand there thank you hello everyone its  mr. mr. Steve is here hello are you
  forgot your water by the way I forgot my  water left it on the kitchen table and
  he might need that later when his throat  gets a bit dry so I thought I'd bring it
  in for him well you know what I think  Steve I think I might have a cold coming
  a cold  I've been sniffing all morning I think I
  might have a cold coming if you told me  that I wouldn't have come in to down
  don't particularly want to stand by you  I've got a performance in two weeks I
  don't want to get a throat infection no  I don't I don't think it's serious I
  think I think it's just a little sniff I  I think I'm okay by this water by the
  way is freezing cold  ah but I heated it up in the microwave
  oh so it's a bit warmer icees yeah so  you've heated this water up just for me
  yes because I thought that one what is a  bit cold by the way they're the top
  matches your what where's your normal  t-shirt mr. Duncan you're very behind
  the time Steve I've already mentioned  today I'm wearing purple I'm in a very
  purple mood that was a purple top on  that on that water so the bottle top
  actually matches my shirts look at that  Wow should I put it over there for you
  or do you want to take a swig no I'm  going to put it on the floor so say
  hello Steve hello Steve oh yeah hello  hello
  hello and it's me again yes I was here  on Wednesday for an impromptu entry into
  mr. Duncan's live Englishness and I came  back Thursday night Thursday night and
  he's I don't know what he's doing down  there
  he don't he told me he said whatever you  do don't move around when you come onto
  camera just stay in one position and  he's already broken the rule that he
  made hello being attacked by a polar  bear oh there must be some penguins
  nearby mr. Steve where do polar bears  live they live in Africa
  polar bears they live probably on the  other is the south or the North Pole one
  of the two and where do penguins live in  a different place apart from in your
  studio where they're both living very  happily together remember penguins live
  in the Antarctic and polar bears live in  the Arctic North Pole yes they live in
  the northern hemisphere let's hope we're  right Howie
  we're definitely right they they never  live together a lot of people think that
  polar bears and penguins live together  I'm not going to say who thinks that I'm
  not telling you who them now I was  joking at the time when we made that
  reference  yes ago were joking you have sought to
  bring this up yet again in order to try  and ridicule me in front of all your
  listeners you little liar viewers do you  like mr. steve has given me a little
  bell to wear so he knows where I am so  well I'm walking around the house they
  leave me I always know where you are mr.  Duncan because I can hear you his voice
  he never shuts up what are we going  today then mr. Duncan well that's a very
  good question I've prepared some things  I have is well coming up today mr. Steve
  is going to talk about  musical terms because on Thursday night
  when we did our very live and late live  stream live in late you know I think we
  might do something in the week what do  you think do you think it's a good idea
  what what do you think should we do an  extra live stream in the week so we're
  going to see today what what people say  we're going to get a kind of vote it
  won't be very accurate but we're going  to get a sense of what you think so
  would you like to see mr. Steve and  myself war often so maybe during the
  week so last thirsty we did a special  live stream very late of one off it was
  but it might not be a one off we might  actually do it on a regular basis I
  think we asked last week and quite a few  people said yes will you you just use a
  very interesting word by the way  impromptu yes that means a unexpected
  unrehearsed a sudden something that  suddenly happens that wasn't expected
  impromptu that's an interesting word so  that very that correctly yes very good
  so impromptu is something that you do  kind of I suppose without rehearsal or
  without any preparation you do it on the  spur of the moment
  another good phrase hello mr. Duncan  what's happened have you still not fixed
  your computer everyone is mentioning the  computer the computer isn't fixed yet
  that's why we're standing here in this  very awkward way it's very very awkward
  I feel so awkward it's working but it's  got limited capabilities yes like it
  keeps getting very hot and switching off  but as I said on Thursday night mr.
  Duncan has spent most of the week  researching what new special occasion of
  computer decays and I've come back knees  up piles of paper printed out so shall I
  get this one should I get that one do I  need a bigger graphics card what size
  motherboards  should I get that processor all this
  process at what I certainly don't know  because I'm not an expert in technology
  or computers that there is one thing  that I'm getting there though aren't you
  I have learnt I have learnt a lot about  computers over the last few days there
  so during the past few days I have  learnt a lot about computers and and
  what you actually need to do certain  things and sadly the computer I have at
  the moment is not working very well at  all in fact I'm surprised we are still
  on so if we suddenly disappear that's  because my computer is melting away well
  you've only got one camera on so I think  it'll be all right that's if you work
  mr. Duncan was going to even he  entertained the idea of building his own
  computer from scratch yes I was going to  do it just can I can I just show you
  something just just gonna hold that for  me I will put that there
  and what can see myself it's very  unnerving yes mr. Duncan researched
  because a lot of people who do gaming on  computers and online need these very
  high specification computers and because  they're quite expensive a lot of them
  build their own computers themselves so  mr. Duncan thought what a good idea are
  looking to that but I think when we  looked at it the problem is if you build
  your own computer and you need it for  something as important as mr. Duncan's
  doing live streaming English if it  doesn't work who is he going to go to to
  get it fixed so probably better to get a  ready built one I think isn't that what
  you've decided mr. Duncan who you gonna  call computer repairman well
  unfortunately my computer is beyond  repair so I've decided to replace it but
  I was going to build my own I just said  that okay can you see this this looks
  like some sort of adult toy but it isn't  a torture device maybe what you're
  referring to well maybe you did reveal  that a few weeks ago your mystery
  so just to show how prepared I was to  build my own computer I actually bought
  this and this goes on your wrist so you  put this on your wrist and then you you
  connect this you don't connect this to  the electricity you connect it to it
  would do it well he would you connect it  to something called an earth an earth so
  that safely discharges the electricity  away and when you are repairing or
  working on a computer when you are  inside the computer touching it with
  your fingers you must do something  called grounding you ground yourself so
  this has to be connected to something  that sends all the electrical charges to
  the ground static electricity you don't  need that now because you're I'm not
  building your own no but what I thought  it was interesting to explain this
  because it's it's quite it's quite  interesting so I have this now but I
  don't actually need it but who knows one  day I might have to ground myself by the
  way the word ground can also be used by  parents towards their teenage children
  when they've been naughty or they've  done something wrong you might ground
  them you stop them from going out you  prevent them from leaving the house
  because they've been very naughty it is  often used in the United States so if
  you ground someone it means that you  stop them from going out you stop them
  from doing what they want and in this  sense to ground yourself or to ground
  something is to safely discharge static  electricity I love this this is great I
  feel like I've been arrested you've been  a very naughty boy mr. Duncan you can't
  go out you're grounded I I I really feel  as if I want to put this somewhere I
  really want to put it somewhere my nose  is running I'm I know I've got him
  virus already you see nose is running  how do you know that I didn't catch it
  take that off mr. dink I might have  caught that from you I have not had any
  kind of cold or infection because I'm  super healthy no you know I had a flu
  jab I've had echinacea I've had zinc  I've had everything known to man for
  preventing the common cold but he still  can't have a normal pot there mr. Duncan
  well are you gonna leave that on for the  rest of this lesson I like this this
  this could be the new fashion accessory  for 2018 I can wrap it around your neck
  we can all walk around and ground  ourselves so I've decided not to build
  my own computer for two reasons one I  really probably wouldn't know what I was
  doing and I would probably become very  nervous so I would be very worried about
  making a mistake  doing something wrong or maybe breaking
  something whilst trying to build the  computer so I've decided to to get a new
  computer but someone else is going to do  the building for me it's a bit like
  going outside you go if you've got  plenty of time and no particular
  pressure then you could probably build  your own but you might need a week it's
  a bit like it's it's a bit like deciding  that you're going to replace a tile on
  the roof of your house you're not quite  sure what you're doing it could be
  dangerous and it could all go horribly  wrong so I don't want that attached to
  me mr. Duncan ticularly  I'm trying to ground myself through
  Steve yes I don't want your static  electricity have you ever been struck by
  lightning I have not are you sure  in struck by lightning mr. Duncan yeah
  there's anyone out there have you ever  been struck by lightning what's it like
  I've always wondered what it slice it  like what's it like to be struck by like
  I don't think it's Pleasant I want to  know I'm suddenly very curious to find
  out what it feels like when lightning  strikes you is it Pleasant do you go all
  all fuzzy now I should think you  - I think it's very very unpleasant mr.
  Duncan maybe it maybe it's the opposite  maybe it's really nice and I don't think
  it is lovely I've never seen anybody  interviewed on television that's been
  struck by lightning it says all that was  a pleasant experience I'd like to do
  that again next time there's a stall  I'll go and stand under that big tree on
  the hill and hope I'm struck again I  will stand oh no you don't stand under
  the tree stand away from the tree don't  is how you get a stroke no we know
  that's true you shouldn't stand by a  tree either
  I'll make your mind up you should  apparently if you're caught in a storm
  in an exposed area you're supposed to  lie flat on the ground okay
  a sink hello a sink thank you for asking  me to sing no right okay on the first oh
  here we go on the first day I find  myself lucky I found something worth
  watching on YouTube is that as oh thank  you very much I feel very honored now
  thank you very much - a sing there must  be something better than this is there
  is there anything better than this it's  a bit like in the olden days when when
  because here in the UK we used to just  have four channels on the television so
  if there is if there is nothing on  television on four channels you had
  nothing to do you just sat there staring  at the wall no people used to do things
  before a television they used to so an  it the women used to do that I'm not
  about before television I'm not about  when television was here or multi
  channels you mean when we only had four  channels I don't think he's listening to
  me there are always things to do  for example read read learn a new
  language how about that are theirs tuned  for starters Zook at 77 in Swindon
  I think Swindon is where they are out I  went to London in 2011 and had a
  beautiful visit to Canterbury beautiful  town so you went to London and then you
  visited Canterbury and of course  Canterbury is very close to London
  there's a very nice Cathedral in can  it's true I would imagine that that's
  where you went  Canterbury Cathedral your friend Luciano
  is here Oh  Pavarotti's here hello hello i love mr.
  steve says so cat here in argentina it  is very sunny and very hot the weather
  here is quite nice today we had a lot of  sunshine even though it's freezing cold
  the Argentina I say I heard you mention  him before I came in about somebody
  about me going to Brazil Argentina is  fine I'll go there as well yes you know
  go by there are many countries that I  still want to visit I want to visit
  Japan one day I'm very fascinated by the  Far East and of course I used to live in
  China so I'm very fascinated but I would  like to do do more traveling to the
  other side of the world so maybe South  America or that way but not Australia
  yes oh I'd love you to go traveling I  think you should mr. Duncan just go far
  far away please please somebody if you  can find somebody and an
  all-expenses-paid trip though mr. Duncan  please please take you away from I get
  the feeling Steve is trying to get rid  of me oh do you want me to read any of
  these pre-prepared yes well what are you  producing this show suddenly well I just
  thought not much happening yet BAM I did  something what we've been talking for
  for 20 odd minutes when you got wooden  spoons down there this is a new feature
  that I've started this week and it's  called no your spoons it's true let's
  see how well so let's have a look I'm  going to test mr. Steve now I'm going to
  see how well mr. Steve knows his spoons  spoons what is that to know about a
  spoon mr. Duncan there are many  different types of spoon that's why so
  Kay first of all here's the first spoon  I'm going to show mr. Steve the first
  spoon and of course you can join in  as well it's time to play know your
  spoon so there is the first spoon items
  you're holding it up to the camera it  looks gigantic so everybody watch it's
  not a big spoon okay I will show you the  scale of the spoon next to my head there
  we go that's better  so now you can see that the spoon is
  quite small it is a small spoon but mr.  Steve for 20 pounds
  what is this spoon called it's a tea  spoon mr. Duncan yes mr. Steve has got
  it right this is a teaspoon teaspoon so  this is a small spoon quite often used
  for serving sugar and very small amounts  of maybe ingredients for a recipe so if
  you are adding something you might have  one teaspoon or maybe two teaspoons and
  of course  as I said you put sugar if you have
  sugar in your tea you will put sugar in  your tea one teaspoon two teaspoons or
  in his case three teas three teaspoons  so if it's my cup of tea
  I put three teaspoons in yes in a  traditional cup of tea you always have a
  teaspoon by the side to stir your tea  with so there it is a teaspoon why it's
  called a teaspoon and of course there is  there is a song called a teaspoon of
  sugar helps the medicine go down in the  most delightful way and that's from is
  it now I can see it but I can't name it  now don't tell me it's not GT bang bang
  no her over the hills is it from that  one over the hills
  which runs it from then come on teller I  don't is there a show called over the
  hill I'm thinking of a song from it  oh I see Chitty Bang Bang well I think
  you're getting very confused there it's  the sound of music that's the one best
  similar but it's not from that a  spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go
  down I always thought it was from Mary  Poppins it could well be cor blimey Mary
  Poppins I do I do declare that yamaneika  tenors call blowing me Mary Poppins
  anyone was watching those musicals just  must have been made in the 1960s they
  are remaking Mary Poppins and I think  it's being released this year there is a
  new version a new version of Mary  Poppins the comments mr. doom can
  they've all vanished  no they're there somebody who could tell
  as you see can I take control here here  we go there it is so a teaspoon of sugar
  helps the medicine go down but which  show is it from I think it's from Mary I
  think it's from Mary Poppins but mr.  Steve thinks it thinks it's from Chitty
  Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  somebody said yes it's a film made in
  the 1960s a musical all about a car  that's got a sort of personality of its
  own it can fly can fly it's a magical  car also in that film is Dick Van Dyke
  and who's the other famous actress with  a wonderful voice it is is it it's not
  Caitlyn Jenner a bit before her time I  think is it Caitlyn Jenner no it is not
  is it Caitlyn Jenner I can't remember  her name which is why I asked you that's
  my answer to every question you can't  remember either every question that
  people ask me now I always say is it  Caitlyn Jenner I've seen here half an
  hour and all you've talked about is a  spoon so here we go so there it is yes
  mr. Steve was right  it is a teaspoon so you've won twenty
  pounds if I wouldn't know but it's not  from The Sound of Music it isn't
  I love the way that mr. Steve speaks and  his sense of humor Thank You sweetness
  you've gotta have a sense of humor when  you're around mr. Duncan okay here's the
  next spoon we are playing net no your  spoons soaked for another 20 pounds yes
  what is this spoon it's not a big spoon  but then it isn't a small spoon so there
  it is I will show you the scale next to  my head there it is
  so mr. Steve can you name this spoon  let's see if anybody else has got it yet
  a coffee spoon not quite yes it is from  Mary Poppins I me I was right so yes a
  spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go  down
  somebody's look that up for yes there we  go juniors got it right it's a dessert
  spoon dessert spoon there it is  so somebody somebody said Simona said
  soup spoon very close very close yes a  soup spoon is normally round it's just a
  bit rounder yes so a soup spoon looks  like this but the the spoon part is
  round so the dessert spoon so this is a  dessert spoon normally used for serving
  dessert there we go somebody said Alice  said tablespoon coming up close again
  but a dessert spoon is just a bit is  smaller than a dessert then up than a
  tablespoon so this is a dessert spoon  them together you know there might be
  riots in the streets later with people  disagreeing on what type of spoon this
  is there might be an international  incident today caused by this spoon I
  doubt it but if you share it together  with the next one the logical one to do
  next mr. Duncan will be that one Thanks  mr. steve is producing the show again do
  you like that well I'm helping  okay you are helping are you helping
  hard or hardly helping so lots of  comment and helping I'd be in the
  kitchen so here's another spoon oh look  at that now this is quite big it's not
  huge and take any notice of the color  it's a it's a very unclean example of
  this type of spoon this is a very old  split is antique I think it's
  silver-plated it needs a clean it needs  a good clean
  so this this spoon is quite tarnished  tarnished so yes there we go
  Jamila has got it right it is in fact a  what is it mr. Duncan come on
  it's a tablespoon is it not it is it is  a huge table but you can also call it a
  serving spoon as well so some people  refer to this as a serving spoon so mr.
  Steve has the dessert spoon however now  you can see there is quite a difference
  between them quite a tablespoon  I've got it wrong now dessert spoon
  table spoons so yes often you use a  table spoon as well to four servings
  which people have said serving good I  love mr. Steve helping he is brilliant
  oh thank you very much oh you are very  misguided so there we go right any more
  spoons mr. Duncan you have two more now  this this is a good one this is easy
  this one so this one mr. Steve what do  you think this one is it has been used
  many times let's see if anybody else can  get this what type of spoon is this I'm
  having a look I'm taking control of the  the chat on mr. Duncan's phone there we
  go  not fair Judy said she was first with
  something so apologies but that I think  Julia is getting
  now Julia says I was first sometimes the  messages go too quickly and we can't yes
  for cooking Ching says for cooking that  is that is correct
  Julia you got it right again and it is a  wooden spoon Julie jeez
  yes Julie gee a wooden spoon yes as a  lot of people have also pointed out it
  is used for cooking and making jam yes  you can use it for making jam
  in fact this spoon has many many uses  it's often used in cooking you use it
  whilst cooking yeah and you know why mr.  Duncan why you use a wooden spoon for
  cooking I think this is something you  mentioned last week actually because is
  it because of the material yes because  the wood is soft so it doesn't scratch
  the bottom of your saucepan so this is  very good for using in sauce pans or
  things that you don't want to get  scratched because if you use a metal
  spoon it will scratch the sauce but but  taken if you've got a a saucepan that's
  coated in a nonstick coating if you've  got a non-stick pan you don't want to
  use metal spoons with that you want to  use a wooden spoon and this one has been
  and you can get wooden spoons and all  sorts of sizes you know I want to be
  when I grow up I want to be I want to be  one of those people on on game shows you
  know when they showed the prize is and  then someone stands there and they show
  the prize I want to be that person now  normally it's a very sexy girl or a sexy
  woman but now I want it to be be me  instead so so they might say tonight the
  star prize is a wooden spoon and then I  will show the spoon I will go Jim zero
  to have said it said it's a Russian  spoon I I'm not sure what a Russian
  spoon is but you could be right there oh  yes here we go in Russians with wooden
  spoons a type of musical instrument  musical instrument I didn't know I could
  bring it on mr. Duncan's head you  you use this as an instrument to play
  music Teflon yes  Teflon there we go Teflon why have you
  said that because I read a says nonstick  is Teflon yes if which is rustic if a so
  if a saucepan is nonstick you know  normally they put Teflon on the saucepan
  and then the saucepan doesn't if you  burn something which mr. Steve does
  quite often and as aridaias said the  coating Teflon is actually poisonous so
  if you use a metal spoon you'll scrape  off little bits of it and then it'll be
  in your soup or be in whatever you're  cooking and then your you'll you're
  actually ingested in this poisonous so  yes non-stick pans very important to use
  a wooden spoon ingest if you ingest it  means you eat and then it goes into your
  body it is absorbed you ingest Oh  somebody's asked whether you've got any
  children if have I got any children no  definitely not no we the government have
  been castrated many years ago they said  it was for the good of humanity that I
  didn't produce any offspring so no  somebody said they're like this spoon
  this spoons big so we can't Eugene says  we can hit two spoons together to make
  it rhythm what switch that's an annoying  sound
  that's a rhythm yes you can play the  spoon and play this bit yeah I was going
  to do that if you put the spoons  together like that I know need some sort
  of but I think you have to hold them in  a certain way and sort of a sort of dude
  that's blown your microphones there we  go so there's neatly segue into the
  weave I'd done that he just shouted at  me so here's here's a lovely spoon I
  love this this is my favorite spoon in  the whole world if anyone asks you what
  which spoon does mr. Duncan love the  most this is my all-time favorite spoon
  isn't that nice it's lovely  and this is very useful for many things
  you can you could bang nails in with it  so if you have you have to clearly jeez
  getting quick with a salad spoon yes you  can use it as a salad yes you can toss
  with this it's very good for tossing a  soup spoon by God you gotta have a big
  mouth to get that in I don't think this  is a soup spoon maybe maybe this is one
  of you know you know the story  Goldilocks and the three bears maybe
  this is this is daddy bear's spoon Alice  says Nadel for eating is it's not really
  a lei yes you could use it as a lathe  Legos are usually mundo metal yes I
  think it looks very much like a ladle it  is kind of but that's what I mean this
  this actual spoon has many different  uses you can stir stir I love that word
  by the way stir because it has a lot of  meanings the word stir if you stir it
  means you move so what what would you  call that could you mumble while I'm
  talking more often  somebody says here too much spoon too
  much spoon yes this spoon is the best  spoon ever I advise you to have one of
  them I think I think I think they mean  we've been talking too much about spoons
  I think that's what you you can't talk  too much about a spoon serving space
  terrible what a terrible spoons are  brilliant stir you see if you stir you
  can you can move you can wake up if  something starts to move you can say it
  stirs if something comes to life after  being very still you can say oh I see
  now it stirs too many types of spoon  make me confused let's go through them
  very quickly again so we've gone from  having too many spoons to doing it all
  over again right in order let's hold  them up I'll hold these too you hold
  that one it's almost as if we didn't  rehearse this
  and that one so starting with the  smallest teaspoon slightly bigger
  dessert spoon over to you mr. Duncan  bigger again this is this could be used
  as a serving spoon a tablespoon and also  as a tablespoon so this one has more
  than one use and of course we have the  wooden spoon we do which you can use for
  stirring things and this won't cooking  this won't damage your saucepan and also
  apparently in Russia you can use it as a  musical instrument and finally my big
  stirring spoon or maybe later you can  use it as a ladle ladle so yes I like
  that a stir so stir also can mean to  make trouble or problems for another
  person so maybe you stir trouble you  stir it you say something that creates
  trouble or problems for other people you  stir you stir something if you have a
  big mouth you can use it well mr. Duncan  could easily use that as a dessert spoon
  what are you saying are you saying I  have a big mouth there we go
  I'm getting the hang of this now Steve's  getting what is a ladle it says Rianne a
  ladle is something used for serving  usually soup yes so it's a big you can
  use it it's got it's got a very big and  you can serve what a big Earth what's an
  Earth it's used for serving large  quantities of something so if you want
  to serve a large quantity of something  it's almost like a little Bowl on a
  handle so you can serve something in a  large quantity and pour I'm saving the
  soup and I got a poor one bit into yours  one bit into yours
  that's a ladle also it's a very good  weapon so if you're walking
  around at night keep one of these in  your pocket and if someone comes up to
  you just just clunk them hit them on the  head a few times and they won't bother
  you again yes a lathe is a long handed  spoon for serving liquid food thank you
  very much there we go very well put  whoever said that Alice very well put
  indeed oh if somebody just asked you  about your wristband oh no please don't
  don't ask him about the wristband you  have to watch the beginning of the when
  I came on to find out that you have to  you have to watch the livestream again I
  did explain the the wristband it's gone  now by the way it's gone I magically
  made it disappeared I did something here  Swan wants to know can we show knives
  and they're different you well  unfortunately unfortunately mr. Steve
  has been told he can't handle all have a  knife in his hand unfortunately so
  unfortunately a couple of his doctors  have told me that Steve can't have sharp
  objects maybe we can do knives next week  or should I go fetch a selection of
  knives I have a feeling mr. Steve might  be getting a knife out in a moment and
  sticking it in me so ten past three mr.  Steve I believe you have some words to
  show us now on Thursday night we were  talking all about music weren't we oh
  yes we did touch on that subject I was  talking about my favorite music from the
  1980s and I thought today it would be a  good idea to hand everything over to you
  and for you to talk about some words  connected to music or performing because
  there are quite a few now I think you  have quite a list so what I will do I
  will stand aside and our like let mr.  Steve take over oh and there you are
  thought you were going to stay here and  comment
  oh really would you like that now go  away I thought you would be glad to see
  me go yeah I thought why you can do you  can just stay there not too far away in
  case I need you right so these are  birds musical tones but they're also
  terms that are commonly used in everyday  English as well so they're connected
  good so I haven't just gone for musical  terms that you might not that only be
  used by musicians I've gone for terms  that can be used in everyday everyday
  speak so here's the first one tempo  tempo is the speed of a piece of music
  the speed of a piece of music the tempo  for example a funeral march would be
  said to be in a slow tempo and you can  have a slow tempo a fast tempo a medium
  tempo many musical terms dozens and  dozens of musical terms are used to
  explain to a musician how the composer  wants the speed of that music to go and
  I'm not going to go through all those  but a couple of them would be Allegro
  which is fast and Largo which is slow so  tempo is just the speed of a piece of
  music but if we're talking about non  musical use of the word tempo we can
  also describe it if you look in the  dictionary it says tempo is the pace of
  any movement or activity so the temp for  example the tempo of the war is
  quickening so we're just saying that the  speed of the battle is getting faster
  and faster and the pace is gathering  another word for tempo would be pace the
  pace of something or the tempo of  something the tempo of the football
  match has slowed down the runner needs  to increase his tempo if he wants to win
  tempo just means the speed of something  so you can use that in everyday English
  so here's another one
  harmony harmony harmony in music is the  sound of two or more notes played
  together that sounds Pleasant or  desirable a chord - three or four notes
  played together will form a harmony so  that's in music where you've got musical
  harmony notes played together that sound  nice or alright
  but in a non-musical way you would say  that harmony means that you are in
  agreement with something or somebody you  are in harmony with that person
  harmonious is another word wave using  that word it means sweet sounding or
  free from disagreement or ill feeling so  if you are in harmony with someone it
  means that there's no ill feeling you  agree everything's very pleasant
  harmonious it's connected with music  where music sounds nice nice harmony so
  if you were in harmony with somebody  everything's Pleasant everything's nice
  everybody's getting on well together  so mr. Duncan and mr. Steve are in
  harmony with one another well when it  comes to teaching English sometimes we
  have our disagreements we would say to  be in disharmony but I think most of the
  time we are in harmony so there's a word  that can be used musically and also in
  everyday speak as well  harmony are we in harmony mr. Duncan
  would you say are we in harmony I  suppose I suppose you might say
  something is harmonious two people who  get on well together are in harmony
  together yes so a man and wife that gets  on very well together they're in harmony
  okay here's another one chord Duma chord  so technically a chord is a combination
  of notes usually three or more  played together and when those notes are
  played together they make a harmony so a  chord is a combination of notes usually
  three or more played together so you  might you might so could you give an
  example like of the notes because some  some notes don't go together well as
  chords is that right that's right and  slowly sang-doo common musical chord
  would be a major chord or a minor chord  a major and minor major chord is we're
  not really getting into musical oh no  it's funny but a major chord is is is
  the certain combination of notes in a  scale of notes that forms a major chord
  a major chord sounds right if you play a  major chord chord it sounds people know
  what if they're musical that what that  means a minor chord sounds slightly
  scary so so it hits it hits the ear in a  pleasant way yes a major chord is a
  pleasant sounding chord a happy chord  people call it whereas a minor chord I
  won't go into the technicalities of that  today but a minor chord is one that
  sounds just a little bit scary maybe so  or not scary slightly depressing a minor
  chord music played in a minor chord is  is is a bit sort of depressing not
  depressing I'm looking for the right  word but you would say it was same as
  miserable no miserable miserable  miserable and then you change to a major
  chord and everything brightens up so I  wasn't going to really go into that much
  of detail so it's the difference between  some of them it's very somber and
  something that's very pleasant often  love songs are in minor chord because
  you often get particularly if it's if  it's a a song about about baby love that
  isn't going very well then it will be  played in a minor chord
  whereas if something's all happy it's  played in a major chord and of course in
  any piece of music you switch between  the two depending on the mood that you
  want to create  but in oh so that's the musical way of
  using the phrase cord but in everyday  English you can say for example it you
  can strike a chord with somebody if you  strike a chord with someone it means
  that you agree with them or you agree  with their point of view so for example
  you could you could listen to the a  politician speaking and he might say
  something that that you really agree  with you you can say oh that really
  struck a chord with me what that  politician said yes so if something
  strikes a chord it makes you sort of  think suddenly or maybe you suddenly
  become aware of something  instantaneously yes that strikes a chord
  with me  it may be one two or three separate
  little things that somebody said that  all come together to form one little
  idea it's a bit like a proper chord on a  musical instrument two or three notes
  played together and if somebody strikes  a chord it means that there's a number
  of elements coming together that makes  that really resonate with you and sound
  like it's true and we've all heard  politicians that can say things that
  make us believe that you know what  they're saying is true so if you strike
  a chord with somebody it means that  you're in agreement with them so that's
  that one  that's chord will have a will have a
  couple of more and then what and then I  also have some new words that have been
  introduced this week into the Oxford  English Dictionary yes those lovely
  people at the Oxford University Press  have added some new words this week to
  the OED  the Oxford English Dictionary so we'll
  have a little look at those later on as  well this one's been around for a while
  pitch pitch Pete ITC H that is in  musical terms that's the degree of
  lowness or highness of a musical note or  a voice so a low-pitched note is a low
  you sound low a high-pitched voice first  guy to be talking very high up like that
  would be a high-pitched noise pitch  hello my name's high pitch Eric but I'm
  going to speak in a manly low-pitched  voice it's actually somebody on YouTube
  called high pitch Eric  m'kay he's a really huge guy but he has
  this amazing high voice he sounds like  Mickey Mouse and he hello my name's high
  pitch Eric high pitch whose high pitch  right so can you pitch a note mr. Duncan
  there's another use of the word to pitch  a note what do we mean when we say can
  you pitch a note that means can you copy  that exact note that somebody has played
  either on a piano or somebody says  demonstrates that no can you equal it
  can you do exactly the same note so if I  were to go hello can you copy that and
  do the same thing me yes well say go on  I know you can do it no that was it go
  on can I play the spoons instead no go  do what I just did then la la here we go
  mr. Duncan has pitched the same note if  you were to do hello you wouldn't be
  pitching the note you see so picture  note means do exactly the same frequency
  basically Alice says there is an  expression to pitch your voice higher
  which is to raise your voice yes and  when people when people start to get
  excited they start to talk higher and  higher because they make themselves
  sound and everybody can hear them oh my  goodness that's what people do and they
  start to get excited if you get excited  you may speak in a higher pitched voice
  and in fact you can say that your voice  has reached fever pitch when you're
  having more and more excited and you  can't stop and you're getting really
  upset about something you can say I'm  talking in fever pitch is that not right
  missus I don't know yes I do I have a  pitch do I have to call an ambulance
  there we go is there a doctor in the  house
  but other uses of the word pitch that  I've got nothing to do with with notes
  at all you could pitch a tent which  means to erect a tent so if you're
  pitching something if you're pitching a  tent it means you're putting it together
  you're erecting the tent and pitch you  put it in place you can pitch a ball
  pitch example in baseball where the  though the person is throwing the ball
  should a batsman that's pitching the  ball you know what I throw like a girl
  are used as are you surprised when I  throw a ball this is how I throw a ball
  I go right so another use of the word  pitch is a football pitch so a playing
  field a playing field for a sport like  football or cricket or baseball that is
  called the pitch the area that the game  is played in usually on grass or
  something like that so that's the like a  football pitch apparently also you can
  say pitch dark or pitch darkness you can  I think that means absolute yes because
  pitch is is is tar that's it which is  black that's it used for use for making
  road so if you say something's pitch  black it says literally as dark as pitch
  so pictures like thing stuff they put on  the road it's very sticky and black so
  absolute darkness so when it's  completely dark you can't see anything
  you can say that it's pitch black as  dark as pitch so we've had playing field
  and now as another use of the word pitch  is a salesman's persuasive
  talk he's pitch his or her pitch if  somebody is trying to sell you a product
  they will go through all the benefits of  the product and they will talk long and
  enthusiastically about it and that's  their sales pitch yes
  Tomic has just said pitch an idea yes  the same thing you are trying to put
  something across house right to persuade  another person to accept what you are
  saying you pitch so a sales pitch or if  you are pitching and either you pitch
  the idea you are persuading persuading  another person to accept your idea
  so in the film industry the film  business show business if you write a
  story and then you go to a film company  and you want them to make the film of
  your story you have to pitch your idea  and that you could do that at work
  you could be a group of colleagues and  you're trying to persuade them the best
  way of doing something at work and you  would put your pitch forward and and
  they might agree with you mmm so many  uses of the word pitch of course we were
  mainly looking at the the musical term  which is the Highness or lowness of a
  note can you pitch a note if you some  people can some people can't you've
  either got that ability or you haven't I  like this one do you yes okay can you
  show this one don't say anything just  hold it up coming in 2019 the next
  terrible Star Wars movie the next movie  that will make everyone go what have
  they done to Star Wars why is Star Wars  so bad now do you remember in 1978 when
  everyone got so excited about the  original Star Wars movie and now now
  they've just destroyed it what if they  don't hold the sign up again what's it
  got to do with solo mr. de solo is the  name of the next Star Wars movie why are
  we advertising  the next poor Star Wars movie well I'm
  not advertising it I'm making a social  comment about it it's a bit of social
  commentary so there it is  so solo as in Han Solo who is a
  character from the original Star Wars  movie they are making don't think you'll
  find that in the Oxford English teacher  they are actually making a movie about
  the young Han Solo I'm sorry I'm sorry  that is going to happen I think it's
  about time to leave this planet let's  talk about what the word solo actually
  means according to the dictionary mr.  Duncan we are definitely not in harmony
  at the moment solo it's a musical term  for a musical piece should I say written
  for one voice or one instrument a solo a  solo singer or a solo violinist to do
  something on your own piano solo well  I'm coming onto that obviously in non
  musical tones to go solo means to do  something on your own fly a plane solo
  for example I do many things solo so  there we go
  you could to go solo also means you  break away from a group and go and do
  something on your own so many many pop  singers start off in a group and then
  they decide to break off on their own  and go solo go solo yes and can I think
  about can you think of a well-known  situation one is George Michael of
  course George Michael used to be in a  group called Wham and then he left and
  he went solo he decided to have a career  in singing on his own he went solo
  Michael Jackson Michael Jackson of  course was with the Jacksons and then he
  went off on his own and formed a solo  career and the rest is history
  yes but of course you could do that at  work
  for example you could be within a group  of people and it's not working so you
  decide to go off and do it on your own  because you think you can do it better
  than the group because they're arguing  all the time so you go off and go solo
  and do it do it your own way  often that means that could be another
  use of the word you just do something  your own way yes I do that at work all
  the time you are a very solo person I am  I've got lots in this you see you've
  upset the order of the way I was doing  things now don't worry about it can we
  just do one more okay how about this  what we've got to do two more because
  these two go together  you are so awkward rhythm rhythm rhythm
  rhy th m there's a very strange spelling  of a sound rhythm it's a very strange
  words a very strange word is in musical  terms it's the pattern produced the
  pattern and produced by the emphasis and  length of notes in music so it's a
  pattern a regular recurring pattern so  in nature there are lots of rhythms in
  nature the Communist rhythm that we all  know about is our heartbeat or heart
  rhythm boo-boom boo-boom boo-boom but  that's a regular repeating cycle or
  seasons is that the sound your heart  makes boo-boom boo-boom
  something like that it doesn't sound  very healthy to me so it's a pattern and
  emphasis and the length of notes in  music a regular recurring that motion or
  repeated pattern over time so that could  be repeated over over seconds or minutes
  or long periods of time in music it's  typically repeated in in quite short
  periods of time when we talk about  rhythm sometimes we also mentioned
  something called B P M beats per minute  yes so the rhythm of something well
  that's the tempo or the etre  of the rhythm yes the tempo that's the
  tempo people get tempo and rhythm mixed  up but they're very different tempo is
  the speed of the music the rhythm stays  the same but the rhythm might speed up
  if the tempo is faster so if you've got  to a combination if you've got set a
  dead ur dead ur dead ur dead ur dead  urdead but if you that's the rhythm dead
  ur dead urdead but if that was ya can be  played at a slower tempo dead ur dead
  urdead or it could be faster did it that  added depth so that's the rhythm is the
  repeating notes the pattern and the  tempo is the speed of the rhythm so you
  are wrong mr. Duncan wrong sometimes  you're such a know-it-all oh dear so
  there we go in nature we've as we said  there's lots of different rhythms even
  animals walking and running  it's everything's got a rhythm the way
  the waves crash against the beach it's a  rhythm a pattern repeated over a period
  of time life has a rhythm so exactly yes  so in music a very common rhythm is the
  or beat is the four-four beat four beats  to every bar so that's dead dead
  lots of lots of dance music pop music is  a very common time signature so four
  beats in a bar repeated rhythm all the  way through another one is 2 4 which is
  the March sort of a March a much faster  Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada that's the
  sort of March rhythm and then we've got  the the three-four rhythm or the 3/4
  beat which is the waltz  dadadada
  we haven't rehearsed that are ten by  with only rehearsed so that's the common
  ballroom dancing rhythm or waltz music  as it's called and I've got something
  poetry poetry is has as rhythm to it  because you stress certain phrases don't
  you mr. Duncan you're very good at  poetry and that often has repeating sort
  of rhythms and sounds so that's a rhythm  in poetry and the way the reason I said
  that waltz got a gossiper CR mentioned  waltz which is the 3/4 time rhythm the
  ballroom dancing for couples which we  just demonstrated there we didn't
  actually dance and we won't demonstrate  that because I'm not very good at
  dancing  so the waltz is a flowing melody in a
  3/4 time it sort of is it like don't and  yes that's ether you are familiar with
  music that a lot of you will be the  Viennese waltzes are very common by that
  famous composer Strauss most of his  pieces of music were in 3/4 and mr.
  Duncan is ballroom dancing with a  penguin which I don't think it's
  probably ever been seen before live  anywhere Shane Dawson's never done this
  far so Strauss music the Blue Danube the  Blue Danube a famous piece of music a
  Viennese Waltz done there's a very  famous piece of news that the same as a
  Viennese slice well not quite a venus  lice is a kind of cake derp derp derp
  derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp  derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
  derp derp want everyone good one  wanted they don't attend unite
  disagreement at the end at that but  waltz also has another way you can use
  this phrase in other ways in English so  if you move in a casual or confident or
  bold manner you can be say to be  waltzing into the room so you move in a
  casual confident manner she came  waltzing in here like she owned the
  place so if he waltz in somewhere it  just means you walking in a very
  confident manner and everybody hates you  because you're just so confident you
  know there's a fool of yourself there's  another word swag swag swag yeah
  swagger is free swag in that's a more  modern use of the phrase to waltz in
  apparently jay-z the rapper jay-z was  the first person to to introduce swag
  into the vocabulary of people so if you  walk into a room and you casually stroll
  in in a nice rhythmical manner and you  look like you own the place
  people are saying oh look at him just  waltzing in here like he owns the place
  a lot of people say mr. Duncan has got  lots of swag there we go another if you
  if you win something easily that's  another use of the word waltz so that
  for example the thieves just walked in  and waltzed off with the TV and nobody
  made a comment so you just waltz in grab  something and off you go yes you can do
  that or you can get it you can come into  a room everyone's for example in a party
  everyone's all the men have been eyeing  up this girl all night and I think
  eyeing up yes they've been attracted to  this girl I've been looking at or trying
  to build up the confidence to go and ask  her for a dance for example or ask her
  for a number you can't do that nowadays  and okay let's just you need if you do
  it nowadays you went you end up on the  front page of the New York Times but I'm
  saying mr. Duncan that you can't ask her  ask a woman now to dance so somebody is
  a terrace  trying to build up the confidence to go
  and talk to a young or a girl trying to  talk to a boy somewhere and then you've
  probably waited an hour or what should I  say what and then somebody else just
  comes in walks straight up to them  waltzes in and ask them a few questions
  get them run off they've gone Qingdao is  watching so win something easier to
  waltz in and grab it  hello Qingdao we've got Qingdao watching
  someone in China Gillian Gillian or  Gillian is watching in Qingdao which is
  in China yeah getting in another one  here is a musical term upbeat
  oh yes that's me upbeat that means to be  optimistic so a conductor does this with
  his baton that's called the upbeat but  if you are upbeat in life it means you
  are optimistic happy raring to go what's  the opposite of that is when a conductor
  is doing that with his baton that's  called the downbeat of his baton but if
  you use downbeat in everyday language it  means that you're pessimistic down beats
  very down beans oh do you think anyone's  going to be watching you I don't think
  anyone's gonna be watching us today what  what's the point what's the point of
  doing this no one's watching us go come  on Steve let's go that's good nobody's
  watching nobody's watching us girl  you've been downbeat negative but on the
  other hand I'm going through them all  now mr. Duncan told me not to grab
  haven't got a few left now maestro  maestro maestro I'll say three zaimes
  maestro is the a conductor in music he's  the conductor he's the person the
  accomplished person it means somebody  who was very accomplished very able they
  know everything about that subject the  maestro some what some people say that
  I'm the maestro of English  the the maestro of English the maestro
  yes well I was going to use that an  example we mr. Duncan so big-headed
  you could use your wooden spoon dad dad  dad dad dad can I go through the rest of
  these now I might as well
  I'm just conducting Steve mr. Steve is  the maestro of crazy nothing crazy is
  that it now got some more just do one  more I can't do one more because this is
  a set a sect doing that means a  collection of thing that can go through
  very quickly though no in that case in  that case we're not doing any more of
  those we're moving on to something else  can you guess what it is is very
  interesting mr. Duncan some new words  were introduced so it and then we can
  come back to mine afterwards so prepare  these for nothing do ever clanking these
  spoons if I'd done that have you noticed  in in every live stream I make a noise
  you do he gets very annoyed at me doing  that there's normally a lot of noise
  coming from your mouth and but he's  making clanking all these spoons
  together which is your throne on the  floor okay Steve what what note is this
  so Steve knows about music so I'm gonna  produce a note now on this spoon so what
  what note is this sounds like sounds  like a bee or a sea to me look Dean
  oh no that's flat it's flat I haven't  got perfect pitch if I have perfect
  pitch you know what the note is one one  more time what with which note sounds
  like a sea to me see yes there's no  answer right without the keyboard I
  don't know because I haven't got perfect  pitch you look a bit like a sea thanks a
  lot your breaths a bit stinky by the way  I think he's cleaned his teeth - that
  wasn't my breath  get this computer sorted that is not
  that is not my bad breath that's just a  fart so will that curry he had on Friday
  night Oh  curry would you like to see stepping on
  these spoon they're gonna have an  accident in the studio any minute
  there is an accident taking place it's  been taking place since 2 o'clock and
  get a drink of water I'm a bit a bit  part we're gonna round we're gonna have
  a break now  would you like to see mr. Steve and
  myself in the kitchen making curry  really yes would you like to see that
  mr. Steve and myself and also this  particular segment has subtitles as well
  so stay there Steve I'm going to work  though I hope so if it doesn't work it's
  been fun being here now just in case  everything breaks is that can I stay
  here while you go but you stay you don't  need to be with me you don't have to
  hold my hand I'm okay I'm a big boy now  I'll just carry on doing this solo mr.
  Duncan until you until you flick a few  switches only computer press a few
  buttons and show a clip of us making a  curry which we made on Friday night
  did we not are you ready mr. Duncan do  you want me to count you down oh and now
  mr. Duncan is going to show a clip a  film of us pre-recorded when we were
  making a curry on Friday night
  oh hello there welcome to my kitchen it  is now Friday night and I am busy here
  preparing my special Friday night treat  mr. Steve will be coming down soon to
  help me but for now I am here by myself  and can you see what I'm doing I'm
  peeling some potatoes we need to have  some potatoes peeled peel it's a very
  interesting word the word peel can  actually be used in many ways for
  example peel can mean to remove  something slowly for example you peel
  the skin from a potato you peel the  potato also peel can be described as
  removing your clothes slowly so again it  is something you are taking off very
  slowly so you peel your clothes off  also the word peel can mean to ring Dean
  Dean a bell the sound of a bell ringing  can be described as peal and of course
  the thing that you remove from the  potato can also be called peel so the
  word peel can be used in many many  different ways so as I mentioned where
  we are having curry tonight ah yes every  Friday night mr. Steve and myself we
  always have a delicious curry so mr.  Steve will be joining me very soon here
  in the kitchen and between you and me he  will be doing all of the hard work all I
  have to do is peel these potatoes I  think some of these potatoes have
  actually become a little bit rotten so  I'm gonna have to be very careful
  or peeling these potatoes I have to make  sure that all of the rotten parts are
  removed because of course no one wants  to eat rotten potatoes of course not
  mr. Steve will be joining me a little  bit later on the live stream and also
  here in the kitchen because mr. Steve  will be cooking for curry so all I'm
  doing for now is preparing the meal  preparing the potatoes but to be honest
  with you mr. Steve will be doing most of  the work we will wait for a few moments
  for mr. Steve to come down the stairs  and join me here in the kitchen so as
  you can see mr. Steve has now joined me  in the kitchen so what are we eating
  tonight mr. Steve curry having a curry  tonight so I've got everything that I
  need laid out here and it's a strange  curry this because it's my own sort of
  concoction here's a word concoction  option and it's mr. Steve's special
  mixture special recipe it's a bit of  this a bit of that so I'm starting off
  with some red split lentils there we go  chopping those close to the camera
  lentils because I like mentors in a  curry and they're good for yes lentils
  are very good for you so this particular  curry is going to be a fish curry and
  also with the lentils as well and what  style of curry is it Steve so this is a
  particular style of courage dialect okay  these take about 20 minutes to cook
  must say we are enjoying the banging so
  banging away in the kitchen so I'll just  put this onto the stove or the cooker
  and we'll get that cooking so I'm going  over here so how long do we have to cook
  the lentils for how long did they take  Steve right the lentils take about 20
  minutes which is what I just said oh  right so this is what we're having look
  at this  we're having buna style curry if you can
  give it a bit more else  buna buna style which is in the thing I
  think the thing I love about this Steve  is that this this tastes is good as a
  curry that you would have in a  restaurant so if you went to a
  restaurant and had had a buna it would  taste as good as this stuff in the jar
  we're not being sponsored by the way  just in case you think we're being
  sponsored by this company we're not  loitering but should you wish to contact
  us and and ask her to sponsor and we  would be very happily do so because yes
  just in case Loyd Grossman is watching  and you would like to sponsor my English
  lessons please please get in touch thank  you very much well let's give him
  another plug because there's lots of  other flavours that was the buna which
  is essentially a very curry based around  onions and tomatoes onions and tomatoes
  well I think there's all Curry's about  onions in heaven over that one got a lot
  of tomatoes in we could also have a  Rogan Josh there we go a Rogan Josh
  which tomatoes and fried onions with  ginger and coriander are delicious I
  must admit there's one thing I love  about curries it's when it has lots of
  ginger in it not many people like ginger  some people hate ginger and what's the
  other one Steve the other one is the old  favourite tikka masala
  you know if you're not keen on a strong  curry that's the one to have tikka
  masala so that's quite a mild one right  a mild one with with lots of cream and
  the yogurt in it so it's a bit more  fattening than your average calorie so
  that particular one isn't very healthy  now I bought these they were on offer
  today really yes they're normally around  2 pounds 20 a jar ok but they were on
  offer today for a pound a pound each so  I got it a dozen of them twelve of them
  today so keep them in there and so you  know saving a lot of money I tell you
  what they used to do there's only I'm  being very pedantic here pedantic
  there's another word but antique means  very picky a person who picks the fine
  details or the faults out of everything  when they first brought these curries
  out years ago they used to have 425  grams per jar and then they shrunk the
  jars down and charge the same price well  there's a lot nowadays you know you know
  the same thing happens to chocolate bars  as well they keep making chocolate bars
  or boxes of chocolates smaller and  smaller and every time they do that they
  don't reduce the price so they make the  product smaller but they don't lower the
  price they charge exactly the same thing  it really annoys me yes and the problem
  is that's not quite enough for - the jar  isn't quite big enough for two whereas
  previously it was so I have to bulk it  out with some lentils I had a bit more
  of my own curry powder into it and well  you'll see what else I add in to turn
  this from what is what they're already  very good but I added some extras to it
  to spice it up even more so mr. Steve  uses this particular mix but also he
  adds his own little magic ingredients as  well right I'm going to keep my eye eye
  on those lentils because they boil Oh  very easily I've just realized I'm
  starting to sound like Loyd Grossman  this is how Loyd Grossman talk hello my
  name is Lloyd Grossman  I don't think anyone will know I don't
  think anyone will know who Loyd Grossman  is but anyway he used to be on
  television  all the time but nowadays he nowadays he
  is a celebrity Shep
  okay so while those lentils are cooking  I'm going to prepare some other things
  so mr. steve has just rinsed the rice we  really do like sweet potatoes so much
  just one just one Oh Vidya yes
  the lentils are very prone to boiling  over the lentil so I shall just peel
  this sweet potato like so and I like to  cook the sweet potatoes in with the rice
  rather than cooking them separately  because then you'll retain a lot of the
  goodness that comes out of it and it  saves a saucepan retain I love that word
  retain if you retain something you keep  it back you keep it back you preserve it
  you retain those in with the rice like  that and there we go oh yes there we go
  and so that in with the rice and I'll  put those on for a slow cook
  and I'm also going to educate rid of the  rubbish here I'm gonna put some extra
  tomatoes in well but I'm also going to  rinse the tomatoes to get rid of the
  pesticides which you might think sounded  strange this is something that Steve
  does a lot actually he does it all the  time so this is something Steve does he
  always he rinses everything and I mean  everything in vinegar even his
  strawberries when he has strawberries he  even does does it with the strawberries
  so he puts the strawberries on vinegar  because he he thinks it will get rid of
  all the horrible additives and  pesticides that are on the vegetables
  and also on the fruit it does this is a  mixture of water vinegar and salt and
  then I just five minutes soak any fruit  or vegetable well not all fruit and
  vegetables but ones that I think are  going to be prone to collecting the
  pesticides and like strawberries things  like that strawberries and I like to
  wash tomatoes strawberries and dududu  with blackberries Steve yes fruits any
  any fruit that could have been sprayed  so most fruit most fruit I don't bother
  with if it's not organic if it's organic  then I don't bother but if it's not
  organic I will always rinse it just in  case there are a few pesticides lurking
  on the outside you might notice here by  the way that these potatoes these sweet
  potatoes are organic can you see on  there can you see they are actually
  organic sweet potatoes so with the rice  and so was
  are the lentils now let's see how the  lentils are doing because they need a
  stir so I've got my wooden spoon now I'm  gonna give them a stir so I'm going over
  here right  so the lentils nicely cooked
  so next stage is to add the curry sauce  boom no we're going off so I'll put that
  in yeah swing it out with a bit of water
  because just to get all the lovely juice  out of there a bit of quick stir I'm
  slaving away in the kitchen slaving away  it's an expression often used to
  describe someone who's working hard in  the kitchen some garlic granules because
  I can't be bothered to buy fresh garlic  and cut it up that is better but this is
  a substitute so I'll add some garlic  granules I will add the fish so I've got
  mackerel in spring water which I've  drained and I'm going to add those in
  now is this some I'll say one thing  Steve it's very fishy the smell but
  macro is one of the smelliest fish  it's very smelly but in that curry it's
  very nice and it's very healthy because  it's got lots of healthy fats in it
  mackerel and we've just got a small tin  in there so we've got some protein hmm
  and I shall bring that to the boil I  will add my tomatoes which are now
  happily devoid of pesticides devoid  that's a great word if something is
  divor  it is it is without it is without it it
  is devoid there's already a lot of  tomatoes in this curry sauce but I like
  to add some fresh tomatoes as well just  for a bit of added flavor so we can
  leave that to cook but when it's come to  the boil and just before we serve it I
  will have this as a final addition and  it's my favorite it's garam masala we
  saw that earlier because earlier earlier  we were talking all about
  Somozas Somozas at the start of today's  livestream we talked about Somozas and i
  said that mr. Steve likes to put that in  his baked beans I add this to everything
  it's absolutely delicious its aromatic  spicy it's not it's not strong in the
  sense that it's it's hot it's just very  flavorsome so you can add this to
  everything oh I just love the smell of  it so I'm going to add that in in about
  five minutes time
  for those who have just joined us hello  this is mr. Steve and mr. Duncan on a
  Friday night but for those who are  worried that this is not a live stream
  don't worry it is we will be back live  in a few moments but at the moment we
  are cooking curry if you just want to  cook some fish and give it a little bit
  of flavor you can just sprinkle this on  to fish to meat to anything just to give
  it a bit of a bit of an Indian sort of  curry flavor but without making it too
  hot I love it and it's lovely in baked  beans that is one of the problems with
  curry because some people don't like it  too spicy but they do like the flavor
  and the aroma of the spices but they  don't want it too hot they don't want
  the curry to burn their mouth out yes  and what makes a curry hot of course is
  the chili and that's what makes it very  hot whereas this is everything but it
  doesn't have the chili in it so it gives  you the flavor without the heat spice so
  I'm ready to add the garam masala now  because this is all cooked the fish is
  already cooked anyway the lentils are  cooked so I'm going to add this in
  I need a teaspoon
  as we said earlier mr. coop here we go  here comes the garam masala only a
  teaspoon because otherwise you can't  taste anything else
  oh all the smell coming off there  absolutely my mouth is watering at the
  prospect of eating this lentil fish  curry and as I speak the rice is coming
  to the boil and we've got the sweet  potatoes in there as well cooking with
  them so that's coming to the boil so I  think that's about it we're nearly ready
  to eat now give it ten minutes oh no I'm  gonna go ahead and do the exercise mr.
  Steve is going upstairs he almost forgot  there did you see that he forgot that he
  had to go and do his exercises upstairs  don't worry you won't see that right bye
  for now I'm back in the studio or are  you gonna film is eating this we'll just
  carry on shall we so we will be back in  a moment at the dinner table so we will
  actually be sitting at the dining table  ready to eat the meal right now through
  the wonders of modern editing so there  it is our Friday night curry is ready to
  eat and now we will return you back to  the studio
  no mr. Steve that's my potato
  okay so um thank you for watching that  video mr. duncan and i cooking a curry
  on friday now as you can see we are  outside now mr. duncan has used that
  camera brought it outside while he was  playing that pre-recorded video and
  pitched the camera see we used that word  earlier he's pitched the camera outside
  here on this piece of grass so mr.  Duncan is at this very moment walking
  from his studio over to this camera now  we had some lovely comments I was
  reading the comments coming in about us  cooking the curry and I've learned
  something I didn't know that garam meant  salt so thank you for that whoever said
  that I didn't know it meant salt but I  do like to add the garam masala in just
  before the curry is ready just to give  it a few little extra a little bit of
  extra flavor  Oh mr. Duncan's coming now and it's very
  exciting we're all very upbeat because  we're outside now mr. Steve is very
  excited he always likes to go outside  during the live stream so I'm very
  pleased to see that everything is still  work is it he's sure we're still on I
  think I think we're still on are we  still on I think so so now we are
  outside live and yes apparently garam  means salt I just said that however I
  didn't I did I didn't hear that you see  so that's my excuse no there is an
  interesting word in the English language  before I get on to the new words because
  this week many new words have been added  to the Oxford English Dictionary but
  edie yes the OED of course and what  particular word that I do like now it
  isn't a new word but it's blag blag have  you heard of this word Steve blag blag
  ah yes it means that you're sort of  faking it in a way yes you normally you
  black  when you are trying to get into a place
  or two to do something by slightly  exaggerating your abilities or maybe the
  things that you've done in the past so  blag B L a G
  it means you talk your way into a  situation and sometimes people when they
  are trying to get employment they might  flag their way into a job by changing
  some of the details of their experience  in the past so some people say it's
  lying but I don't think it's necessarily  lying sometimes you might exaggerate
  your abilities or maybe you change  things to give you give yourself more of
  a chance of doing something so the word  is blag blag so there we go means you've
  got a gift with words in promoting  yourself above what you're probably
  capable of so here we go some new words  have been added to the oxford english
  dictionary this week that it's true yes  so here we go the first word this has
  been added this week I'm sure a lot of  people will recognize this word there it
  is a shopping e shopping I do lots of  that mr. Duncan yes so this is a new
  word that's been recently added to the  Oxford Dictionary and a shopping means
  what what does it mean do you think  Steve shopping online yes shopping on
  the internet many people now do e  shopping e shopping so there it is the
  word shopping it's a new word and it has  recently been added to the Oxford
  Dictionary this week yes this week  here's another one oh this is a good one
  again a very modern one  can you see it can you see the word
  there it is I don't know what you've  done there I'm just making sure that we
  still got people watching is that's nice  so there's another word co-parenting now
  this is a very modern very trendy word  now this means that in a family unit the
  mother and father both take charge of  raising the children so maybe sometimes
  the father will stay at home and maybe  sometimes the the wife will stay at home
  so they are co-parenting they are  sharing the responsibility of being a
  parent it like cohabiting it is a bit  doing something together being together
  Co gloves on so when you use Co as a  prefix it means to do something together
  in a group in a group next one yes baby  can you see it and this is an
  interesting word it's called can you see  it hangry hangry now do you know what
  this means Steve is it like hungry yes  it is it is when you are it is when you
  feel hungry and also angry at the same  time so because you are so hungry you
  want your food straight away so we can  say that you are hangry hangry
  is it also sometimes when you're hungry  I get very irritable and I'm hungry and
  sort of argumentative because I think my  blood Sugar's drop is that the same
  thing it is you say I'm hangry when I'm  just getting bit bitter and a bit nasty
  because I'm I'm just hungry yes when  you're when when mr. Steve gets hangry
  it means that he's very hungry and also  he feels angry because he he hasn't
  eaten yet just hold the other end of  that
  want to now just hold the end go on grab  hold of it both hands so there it is can
  you see that one  no mansplain mansplain does anyone know
  what mansplain means man splain anyone  know there it is it's a word that's been
  used a lot recently and it has been  added to the oxford dictionary this week
  mansplain mansplain is an occurrence I  don't know why I keep doing that yeah
  after this it's going up on its own I  know it disappears off the screen yes
  don't worry about it oh dear mansplain  mansplain is to talk in a very
  patronizing way so if you talk to  someone in a very patronizing way as if
  they are a child normally this refers to  a man talking to a woman so he explains
  things in a very simplistic and almost  patronizing way so mansplain mansplain
  so if I was if you were a woman I would  say oh no I do you want a drink you want
  something to drink do you feeling  thirsty yeah or how does a how does this
  mobile phone work and maybe you go oh  it's it's pictures that come from the
  sky they come from the sky and then they  go into your magic box that you look at
  yes and that's mansplaining so the man  will simplify things too much man
  explaining yes and splain so mansplain  is a combination of man and explain I
  bet I bet if a woman takes her car to a  garage for servicing I bet the men there
  but you would how they describe the car  to always assume a woman doesn't know
  anything about a car yes and that's what  it is the assumption that a woman does
  not understand the thing you are talking  about yes very good okay I think we'll
  just do one more and then we'll have to  go because we are now doing Oh
  time and it's cold out here I can't  believe that this is still working there
  we go  so this one is ransomware ransomware and
  of course we have been talking about  computers today and there is a very
  relevant one very relevant word  ransomware refers to a virus that goes
  into your computer and it locks your  computer and what happens is someone
  will demand money from you to make the  computer work again so they hold they
  hold your computer to ransom they take  over your computer and then you have to
  give them money and then they will let  your computer work again perhaps that's
  why your computer's not working perhaps  someone will send you an email and
  demand money to make it work again
  sabotage just maybe puter maybe maybe  I'm being held to ransom oh yes
  maybe mind you no one wants your old  computer Bella says malicious software
  yes malicious software malicious or  harmful or something that is done with
  nasty and negative intent there it is  and one more this one's for mr. Steve
  this one I think this one is very  suitable for Steve self-diagnosis that's
  miss there's a new word it's a new yes  of course it is yes self hobby is self
  diagnosis has now become a common word  in fact it's become so common it has now
  earned its place in the oxford  dictionary self diagnosis is when is
  when a person tries to work out what is  wrong with them themselves and by that
  they mean normally going on to the  internet again the internet so they go
  onto the internet and they go to these  websites that talk all about illnesses
  and then they put their symptoms into  the computer and then the
  computer start saying you have five  minutes to live
  and then the person starts panicking  actually doctors I know this for a fact
  a lot of doctors now are sick and tired  of patients going in and telling them
  what they think is wrong with them yes  because they've already gone online and
  put their symptoms in and they think  they've got this particular problem yeah
  so what happens it can tired of it what  what happens is the patient goes to the
  doctor and then the patient tells the  doctor what is wrong with them exactly
  and then the patient will say yes doctor  RI we'll need some aspirin and some
  painkiller antibiotics and then the  doctor goes wait a minute I'm the doctor
  not you well I I went on the Internet  you see and I I did I did some self
  diagnosis so I diagnosed my own illness  and this is something a lot of people do
  nowadays the Internet is very good for  looking at facts about subject but when
  it comes to a a very complicated  broad-based subject like medicine it's
  very difficult unless you've got the the  background knowledge to work out what's
  wrong with you  yes self diagnose very dangerous thing
  to go on the Internet yes so try and  diagnose your problem well of course it
  causes a lot of stress and anxiety  because you might think you have
  something wrong with you something very  serious but in fact you don't so maybe
  you think that the headache you have is  brain cancer or maybe you are about to
  have a brain hemorrhage or something I  think you did that once didn't you a
  common thing that people do is that they  the symptoms of indigestion can often be
  confused with the symptoms of having a  heart attack yes and a lot of people get
  that wrong and then rushing to the  hospital having a heart attack
  apparently one of the most common things  that people go to hospital for they
  arrive at the hospital and they have  chest pains but quite often if you have
  pain in your chest sometimes not always  it can be just indigestion although
  having said that it is always a good  idea if you have pains if you have pains
  your chest you should always call the  doctor or go to a hospital if you have
  pains in your chest right okay that's it  I think we will leave it there because
  we are way over time what time is it now  let's have a look I D it is now 20 past
  4 it's still light and of course it's  still light so we thought we would come
  outside to spend a little time with you  so I hope you've enjoyed today's
  livestream we are going now it is  absolutely freezing it's so cold make a
  nice hot cup of cocoa yeah I think we  made a lot of people feel very hungry
  that's good cooking that curry yes yes  we had a lovely curry the other night
  and I hope you enjoyed watching and I  hope you enjoyed sampling your own
  recipe yes so maybe later today you will  go into the kitchen and make your own
  curry so I hope you enjoy it I hope you  enjoy it as much as we enjoyed ah it's
  time to go mr. Steve parting parting is  such sweet sorrow we will be here next
  week next Sunday and also during the  week we will do a short livestream on
  Wednesday and we will tell you what is  happening with the computer I'm amazed
  that the computer has worked today we  only got one camera plugged in what
  we're only using one camera so we can't  do very much
  well mr. Duncan was playing the video of  us doing the curry this same camera that
  you saw was inside he walked out with it  pitched it here on the graph I was it
  all in I was working like a madman I was  working like a like a madman trying to
  get all this setup so this is the same  camera the same microphone is in the
  studio I have to run out here and set  everything up that's great fun crazy
  we are very upbeat about all this today  your live stream is very informative
  have a great week and thanks for the two  hours thank you very much
  Alice for that also long Nguyen says  thank you very much
  and also thank you you are awesome  says Louise Thank You Lewis for that we
  are going we are going now say your  good-byes mr. Steve goodbye everyone and
  hopefully I'll see you in the week if  I've got time I might be coming back
  from a rehearsal and then I can just do  a quick half an hour yes it is last
  Thursday last Thursday so goodbye to  everybody have fun learning English and
  see you all soon see you later mr. Steve  is going to make a very delicious hot
  cup of tea now because my hands can you  see my hands they are turning purple if
  he's so cold out here today so it's time  to go it is now 20 minutes past 4:00 and
  I will see you next week and of course  don't forget a little surprise
  livestream during the week as well  this is mr. Duncan in the birthplace of
  the English language saying I hope  you've enjoyed today's livestream
  indoors and outdoors as well see you  during the week and of course see you
  next week two o'clock UK time and of  course you know what's coming next...
  finally before I go I must say...
  ta ta for now  8-)
     
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