so you know these guys took me to the Apple store cuz they wanted to check
something out I'm like okay why not no we'll go not what I expected my dad went
to go talk to one of the employees so I'm like you know maybe he wants to get
a new phone the employee wanted me to sign some papers I'm like why am i
signing why am i why am I even interacting with these guys I'm not even
interested in anything that they have to offer it got weird you know Hector and
my dad just kept on eyeing each other I never believed you have to sign to buy a
phone I just pay for it it was shady you know so I got that damn it it was a sign
to get an iPhone which he thought it was for me and I got himself a god iPhone
time but apparently that phone was for this moron because he always makes fun
of me all the videos and all that stuff and I'm gonna I'm gonna say fuck this
guy and I'm gonna screw this guy good no you could all use the iPhone you bastard
my dad told me that I needed to sign for him because he can't read like you know
he's not really that literate so he can't read it he doesn't know what he's
signing for that's confusing to me that he doesn't understand the English
because he has a master's degree in English which means he's even better
than me in English but he wants me to sign so what happened was we took him to
the Apple store and um we made it under the facade that we were going to get his
dad a phone it wasn't for his dad we were just planning it and saying it was
gonna be for his dad but is actually for him and we knew that once he was
corrupted by an iPhone he would stop the BlackBerry I was talking to his dad
about this right and then the thing that kind of fucked it up for me was I never
knew his dad had an degree in English so why does he have an accent he's been
here since like 1970 something doesn't make any sense why does he have to fix
it he came to Canada when he was three months old okay how does he have an
accent if he came to the country at three my soul
you know sometimes you have to change your ex and in life you know sometimes
gives you a new barriers you have to a break down to get through into your
community you know other uncle's won't get weren't getting along with me
because they thought I was better than them so I had to pull this accent off
and you know that's that's how I got in there it's that's how easy it is and
then what happened was then the problems begin you know it's kind of like I got
so involved into the accent it was like everything was accident if you elected
everything was it was it was a new world for me to explore you know to insult
people you know I like to make fun of people a lot especially my everybody
else around me my son and all like it's it's it's fun it's fun you know
sometimes I have to get things out of him so he doesn't listen so Indian
accent gives you that aggression you know I can't slap him around cuz we live
in Canada so it kind of have to Punk in front of people so insult them don't
write breakdown his spirit and everything so it's it it's it's very
effective you know very effective you know I will never change it for anything
you know we're expecting an iphone to come home within the next five to ten
business days I felt betrayed like my heart sank
that made me sign thinking it was for him when in reality he made me by my own
eyes
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