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FDC DANCE CHOREOGRAPHY DANCE VIDEO DANCE INDONESIA

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Linh Cáo - Kiếp Thứ II [LYRICS VIDEO] - Duration: 3:42.

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The Tiny Voice in the Back of Donald Trump's Head: Who's That Hot Lady? - Duration: 1:26.

-Thanks to newly developed technology,

we here at "Late Night" now have the ability

to record the tiny voice that is inside Donald Trump's head.

And you might be surprised

to know that, like everyone's inner voice,

Donald Trump's is filled with paralyzing fear and self-doubt.

It's easily distracted.

So here is the tiny voice in the back of Donald Trump's head.

♪♪

[ Applause ]

-I just want to thank... -Hey, Donald.

It's the tiny voice in the back of your head.

And it's time for you to face facts.

You are way more comfortable standing with children

than you are when you stand with adults.

[ Laughter ]

Because with children, you fit right in.

You can have your hands at your side and swing back and forth

and get easily distracted and no one even notices.

Plus you're so much stronger than them.

You could pick up this kid next to you

and just toss him into the lawn.

Stop his dumb smile there.

Yeah.

I hope you're ready to get tossed.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, who's that hot lady over there?

I wonder if she's single.

Oh, oh, I recognize her.

Oh, you did it again.

You are going straight to hell.

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Walgreens' Premade Salads, National Girlfriends Day - Monologue - Duration: 3:56.

Let's get to the news.

At a rally in Florida last night,

President Trump falsely claimed

that photo ID is required to buy groceries in the United States.

Dude, what you eatin' for dinner? Rental cars?

[ Laughter ]

During the same rally, President Trump claimed

that he could be more presidential

than any president in history

"except for possibly Abe Lincoln with the big hat."

[ Laughter ]

Oh, right. That Abe Lincoln.

Are you at a campaign rally or show and tell?

"This is my Abe Lincoln. He has a really big hat.

And he hates going to plays."

The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history

last night, losing to the Washington Nationals, 25-4.

It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch

was hit for a triple.

[ Laughter ]

That's right. The New York Mets

lost to the Washington Nationals, 25-4.

It was so embarrassing, Mr. Met switched jerseys

in the third inning.

[ Laughter ]

President Trump said this morning

that the Russia investigation is a hoax, tweeting,

"The Democrats paid for the phony and discredited dossier

which was, along with Comey, McCabe,

Strzok, and his lover, the lovely Lisa Page,

used to begin the witch hunt.

Disgraceful."

And I love that even in the middle of a meltdown

over the investigation,

he still has time to hit on a woman.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

"This is a hoax and a witch hunt and --

Oh, hello, there."

[ Laughter ]

President Trump also tweeted today,

"Looking back on history, who was treated worse?

Alfonse Capone, legendary mob boss, killer,

and 'Public Enemy Number One,' or Paul Manafort?"

Hey, man, if you're trying to convince people

you're not a mobster, maybe don't let everyone know

you know Al Capone's full name.

[ Laughter ]

"Why is Robert Mueller treating me like I'm a worse criminal

than the legendary Theodore Robert Bundy?

[ Laughter ]

Sagittarius."

Former President Obama was spotted golfing yesterday

at a country club in Virginia,

unfortunately by this lady.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

Two sets of identical twins are set to be married to each other

this weekend in Michigan.

But wait. It gets weirder.

[ Laughter ]

According to a new survey, women are more

sexually adventurous when trying to conceive a child,

which means you should definitely not tell your kids

the story of how they were conceived.

"Well, first, your mom got up on the swing.

I was dressed like a pirate."

The USDA has issued a health alert

over premade salads and wraps sold at Walgreens

due to concerns they may be contaminated

with an intestinal parasite.

So if you're buying your meals at Walgreens,

I have even more bad news.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

Today was National Girlfriends Day,

so don't forget to send her $130,000.

[ Laughter ]

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Best YouTube Tricks 2018 | Audio Pocket | Latest Technology 2018 - Duration: 4:02.

Best YouTube Tricks 2018

Audio Pocket

Latest Technology 2018

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Молодая запечённая картошка/Здоровое питание. - Duration: 1:25.

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Puyale_Puyale_Kovil _Whatsapp status tamil ♡ Super Love Song Cut YouTube - Duration: 0:34.

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Landesschau Baden-Württemberg vom 1.8.2018 - Duration: 44:58.

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Zhdanovichi MINSK MARKET 🔴 Shopping on the market is worth it? 👗👜👠 Shopaholics ❤️ RusLanaSolo - Duration: 12:12.

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Sergey Lavrov Meets Wang Yi In Singapore - Duration: 2:29.

I am very glad to see my old friend again,

we actually meet on the margins of various international events

As we are strategic partners, it is very important for us to be in constant contact

Most recently, Chairman Xi Jinping met with President Putin on the margins of the BRICS Summit

in South Africa, they held a very important summit meeting

Both sides are united in assessing the situation in the world, as well as in matters of further development of strategic partnership

they had a very deep discussion

Our meetings with you always take place in an excellent atmosphere

very friendly and harmonious

which demonstrates the great importance of our all-round strategic partnership

Today we have a very good opportunity to hold a deep discussion, so to speak "to compare the hours"

Thank you.

Dear Mr. Minister, dear friend,

Colleagues,

I am glad of this new opportunity to talk and compare our assessments of what is happening in the world, to discuss bilateral relations.

Our strategic partnership, as you just said, is developing steadily.

We remember how successful was the state visit of Russian President Vladimir Putin to China.

Most recently, the heads of state met on the sidelines of the BRICS summit in Johannesburg.

Until the end of this year, there are still a number of bilateral meetings, including at the highest level.

We are interested in continuing to ensure the effectiveness of these contacts, their effectiveness and in every way deepen bilateral foreign-policy coordination.

Thank you.

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DIVIX $ - ALL INCLUSIVE (+NAPISY) - Duration: 3:49.

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Mark has learned how to wash a car. Funny video for kids. - Duration: 2:45.

The car is dirty, I need to wash it.

Lets ride on the car wash!

If you liked the video, how do I wash the car.

Put like and subscribe to my channel.

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