Things I find the most annoying about traffic.
Listen! You're biking on a very thin
2 sided road full of landmines
called drains and potholes
They make the whole experience like you're biking on the FRICKIN moon.
-Is that a human?!
-GUYS! I see a human!
-Let's record this on a quarter megapixel camera and upload it to moontube!
You see a car coming towards you!
And you also hear one behond you looking for the best time to overtake you!
Question time!
When will the 2 cars pass eachother?
A: They wait 2 seconds so they don't have to worry about the road being so thin barely 2 cars can fit next to eachother
Not 2 cars and a biker.
Or B: Right next to me,
forcing me to go over the frickin drainhole
so they can pass eachother with centimeters from scratching eachother.
And the aliens are laughing at you.
*laughs in Alien*
*evil laughter in Alien*
By the way, B is the correct answer -.-
Cyclers hate drivers because many of them are impatient and angry
and even drivers hate other drivers because of that.
What a lovely thing traffic is!
And drivers hate cyclers because they don't need a driving license to be on the same roads
so they are very unpredictable because chances are they didn't learn every possible traffic rule before learning to ride a bycicle
-And for the last rule....
-Overtaking on pedestrian crossing is not allowed!
-Since this is the first time you're going to ride bicycles...
-You can easily fall over if you're not careful.
-But that's why you have side wheels!
-And don't play motorbike sounds with your mouth while riding a bicycle!
-It confuses drivers all around you to think there's a motorbike coming from somewhere
-UNDERSTOOD?!
*toy sounds*
Wroom, wroom!
-Gah!
-You already failed! >:(
-You can't ride a bicycle!
*Angry in Sargeant*
But everyone hates pedestrians who doesn't know where pedestrian crossings are
or just simply decide to cross the road without even looking in any direction.
Especially drunk people
-I'll just cross the road, there wasn't any traffic the last time I crossed it.
-HOW DARE YOU drive safely and then stop when someone suddenly walks onto the road
-you
-You!
-Maniac
Just a second thought on potholes.
Yeah, they are annoying, like they ruin your car, and stuff.
Just usual. You better avoid those!
But when they fix them, they evolve into speed bumps!
They ruin your car, and stuff... you better avoid those!
Now I've been riding a bicycle for most of my life
and I know that driving cars is basically a series of close calls
That was my first impression when I learned to drive.
Everything has to be calculated
And many times, especially on tight roads, there's just an inch from scratching anything!
Even more so on frickin European roads
where a lot of them is just 1 lane but they're 2 way roads that were originally wide enough for horses and carts.
But boom, cars happened!
and they didn't want to rebuild every settlement with wide enough roads for cars.
So it sucks and there's nothing to do about it.
If there are two cars coming from both ways, the cheaper car has to slow down and get aside.
I wonder what'd happen if 2 sport cars would be in that situation?!
They couldn't. they get stuck on speed bumps.
I'm not saying everyone with nice cars are like that okay?
I really admire the thicc American roads they must be so good to drive on.
Speaking of driving.
I could make a whole video on driving school, but
My trainer once gave me a stupid tip that I just... I couldn't forget
Yknow, because you gotta look to the side before you turn
to see if there isn't anyone next to you or trying to overtake you
but he told me this
-Always steer where you look! Always.
But you also gotta look everywhere to have situational awareness, so
Am I driving correctly master?
If you are just about to have your driving test, then....
Best wishes from my heart... I know that feel.. :(
Just a quick tip, I practiced parking in GTAV
Honestly, one thing my mom told me gave me motivation for the driving test
And it was that if 80 year old people who can barely see,
or aren't even tall enough to see out of the car can drive
then why couldn't you?
I'm not saying all old people can't drive
I just love it when I look back in the mirror and someone's up my rear while I'm going with legal limit.
Like dang! Some young punk really doesn't like their car damageless to not care about speed limit and follow distance!
But actually... I see a steering wheel with a haircut.
Isn't that amazing when that happens.
But yeah I know how bad driving can be in some situations so as a cyclist
When there's a roadblock or a construction site and they close one lane
I usually sign, stop and walk on the sidewalk
Because... I just love it when I'm driving and I have to wait for granny to get through the construction site
With half a meter per hour.
I know it's not their fault, but come on...
They make it look like the only thing that rotates their wheel is the weight of their legs.
Which makes cyclers so unpredictable since some of them go really fast and some go really slow.
Speaking of people who make driving a pain.
once I was parking on a very narrow road where really nothing more than a single car can fit.
there were trashcans on the side of the road and on the other side were bricks and ditches
I probably mis-pronounced that :D
So I was there with a car.
Just starting up the engine. wow that's exciting!
When I saw this old lady walking on the road
Because this time there isn't any sidewalk on either side
Frickin European roads man!
So I didn't pay attention to her
But then Inoticed that if I wanted to go that way
Even if I speeded up, I couldn't go by the trashcan because the lady was already close to it.
But I was already on the road! Which is fine
I'll just go slowly until I can finally go!
Anytime!
I'm patient!
Aaaaaaaaaaanytime
But then she stops and looks at me angrily!
So Ipointed at the trashcan
Ummm.?
Then she turned around, started walking, she took a few more steps
and then turned around and looked back at me again!
Like... WHAT?! Sorry...
It's my fault that you and the trashcan are closing the road.
At the end I had to roll down the window and tell her that I can't fit.
Like LADY?! What were you thinking I'm going slow for?!
And what's the thing about traffic that you find the most annoying?
I always love reading your crazy stories! :D
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And speaking of Voraktee!
He was the voice of the alien and the teacher in this video!
He did such an incredible job!
It's totally like some legit cartoon quality voice acting :D
So thank you so much for helping me,
He has a gaming channel and he does a lot of voicing for his videos
lots of crazy voices
Thank you so much for all the amazing art
I absolutely love them and I'd love to frame them on my wall! :D
...if I had enough frames!
...or enough walls!
But hey, I can do that virtually right?!
Aaaand if you want to make your own figures!
I uploaded a template to my twitter which I'm sharing with you!
Link below.
So there is another set which wasn't made by me!
Ooooh! Spooky
But how cool they are! And there are many others who didn't share their printable sheet but they showed them to me!
They did so well at making them which isn't easy at all with just the template!
And I didn't expect anyone to make one actually :D
so wow
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