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How to load 35mm Film (Leica M6, HP5) - Duration: 0:58.
Alright people, I'll show you how I put film into this Leica now, its the first time I'm
doing this, so bear with me.
Hp5
That's it
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Luna(S3) EP03 - 바디 메이크업 [루나의 알파벳] - Duration: 5:34.
Hey LunPha lovers!!
I'm back again !
I've been thinking a lot about
how we can effectively lose weight
But then I thought
We can instead look slimmer with body contouring!
You literally look 5kg slimmer than before with this makeup
It just works like a magic
so that's what I'm gonna be showing you for today's video!
and if you wanna know how I achieved it
then keep on watching
the first and most important thing you need to do
before you actually apply contour
is to moisturize your body
so that everything applies smothly
Lamuse Perfume Recovery Body Cream
Don't miss any spot that you're gonna be putting contour on!
1. Arms
We're starting off with making our arms look really slender
and I have someone to help me here
Thanks Vely!!
Jin Vely!
Now I'm mixing body oil
Lamuse 4 in 1 Hydrating Body Oil
Benefit Hoola Zero Tan Line Body Bronzer
and tanning lotion together
I'm mixing 1 of body oil to 1 of bronzer
and depending on the intensity or darkness of the color of your tan,
you can adjust the ratio as you go
When you think about slimming down your body with photoshop
You want to slim down this under part of your arm
and here at the outer area
So now I'm gonna be applying the tan to these areas
It feels like you're scrubbing my arm
and please make sure
that you don't apply the tan all over to this part of your arms
only at the outer and back part
You need to leave the front part light
because the light hits this part of your arms which you want to keep them bright
So we need to highlight those areas
So yeah, that was the contour done
only on these area
You know what I'm saying?
Now moving onto highlights
The only thing you need to think about is the light
where the light naturally hits you
I'm doing all over from the shoulder to the hand
like these areas
Good
So that was the arms done!
2.Decolletage
The one thing that I never skip
is giving dimensions to my decolletage area
You don't even need to do contouring
I only use this highlighter
I'm MeMe Luster Beam
and this is the one that I used for my arms
I'm shrugging my shoulders like this
so that I can really see my collar bones
Don't highlight them all the way to your shoulders
for those of you who can't really see their collar bones
so you want to really intensify it
You can add some contour around the collar bones
both on the above and under your bones
3. Boobies
Now we're creating this deep v around the cleavage
Etude House Stick Contour Duo
I'm creating this shadow with this contour stick
Blend it out!
Too Cool For School Art Class By Rodin
Make it really natural!
Complete!
4. Killer Abs
Breathe deep in
and follow the lines on the sides of your belly
My girl Crystal has these amazing lines on her abs
You're creating this three vertical lines
with this pretty dark contour stick
and for more natural look
Leave a gap in the middle of the center line
and blend them out
and now this is why I told you to fully moisturize your whole body
if you don't fully moisturize your body
it's gonna be really hard to blend
So don't forget
It's very important
She's blending out with a damp beauty sponge
And we can't just only contour our abs
we need to get the lightness back on our abs
so we're doing the highlight
You're filling in your bare skin inbetween the contour lines
and the same for the highlight
make sure you don't draw one line all the way through your abs
Now we're all done!!
If you liked this -5kg body contouring tutorial,
please give it a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel!
Bye!!
Producer/ Writer Luna
Art Director Saehee Cho
Makeup JinVely
Should I just say Hi?
Filming/ Edit Heejung Hwangbo
Are you filming?
Hi guys
I'm Luna's personal agent Jongbeom Lim
Thanks for keeping up with LunPhabet Season 3
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EA Sports "It's in the Game" 1,000,000 Times - Duration: 0:46.
EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME
ITS ONLY GAME WHY YOU HEFF TO BE MAD
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How to Deliver an Opt-In With ConvertKit - Duration: 4:34.
Hey there! It's Lindsey Hazel from hazelhaven.com and in this video I'm going to
share with you how to deliver and opt-in with convertkit. Be sure to stay until
the end so you can grab my free PDF full of all of my favorite tools and
resources I use for my business
all right so when you log into convertkit
scroll down and we are going to create a form so click on create form and then
right here you can choose either a landing page or a form we're going to go
with form you can choose which form style you want I always like to use naked
so I'd like to change out the text from subscribe to something like
download and then I like to change the button color so it matches my branding I
have a separate video for this that I will link above and now we're going to
go to settings and inside settings this is where you want to change your form
name this will be only what you will see so change it to you know whatever your
opt-in is that's how I like to use mine and then in here for the message you
want it to say something like hey and check your email to receive your freebie
or download or opt-in or whatever you like to call it and then what you do is
you click on this incentive email and this is how you can deliver your often I
like to go ahead and just change everything as far as the subject goes it
will be your email subject your message you can just say something like hey
click the link below to confirm your subscription and download your freebie
or often or whatever you like to call it again it has lots of different names you
could even just put the name of the download there and then here you can say
something like download whatever it is as you can see I have all of the
different ones I have used before I always like to get rid of this and
just keep it simple so right here we're going to hit incentive download and I'm
going to upload a file right here and this is that's it well you do so
you hit save so now you have it there and you want to put it on your website
you come in here to embed and you can choose either JavaScript or raw HTML or
WordPress depending on where you have it I use the raw HTML because I'm on
Squarespace so I just copy this code and put it into a code block on Squarespace
and that way it can be on my website and go with all of my branding and be fine
so that is how you can deliver and opt-in with convertkit but now I'm going
to teach you a very very very very very very VERY helpful tip on how to make
this process simpler for you the next time you need to create a opt-in form in
convertkit so if you go to other options right here you can click duplicate this
form so we're going to duplicate it and now you have a copy and it says copy of
you know whatever it was and then all you have to do is come in to this new
form and say you know call it what you have changed all of the verbage for what
it needs to be but most importantly you go to incentive email and then you want
to make sure that you change out your opt-in for your new opt-ins so I'm just
going to change this real quick upload another often so that it can be there
and then I'm going to hit save so hopefully that's helpful for you so now
you know how you can create your own form and deliver it with converting if
you'd like to learn about all my favorite tools and resources I use for
my business click the link below this video and you can just start it right
now if you like this video please click the thumbs up and share with your friends
thanks so much for watching! I'll see you in the next video.
download my ultimate checklist for promoting opt-ins
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GAZ-233014 «Tiger» from Zvezda (Part 7) - Duration: 10:49.
Greetings to all on the channel Scale Journal!
Keep building GAZ Tiger from Zvezda.
Today I want to finish the job with the lower part of the body.
I determined with the position of the wheels. They will be a bit turned on the left.
Like this.
I will now primed the frame and suspension components.
And then glued these parts.
It is time to finish work on the bottom side.
I glued parts and tried on the wheels.
Now I will look the photos to understand that here it is necessary to paint.
Then can begin to paint the interior details.
Was painted black (0001) the entire lower part.
Now will use masks, all around the wheel arches and paint it in the color "desert dark yellow".
And then I will paint these two elements in the color "Sky grey".
Color "Desert dark yellow" I do not really like, so I'll re-paint in the color "Canvas Khaki".
The second color I like more - "Canvas Khaki".
I will use the same color paint the inner sides of the housing and the top.
The result was a small overspray under the mask, but it's not big problem, later I will correct it with the brush.
Now will prepare the following items to paint and continue.
Next color - "Sky grey".
That's how it looks after removing the masks.
Now pause, think of what to do next and continue.
Next update.
I repainted the seats, now the color I like. It will be necessary to apply filter or wash.
Now everything is installed without glue.
But the dashboard is glued.
Also glued the steering wheel, painted the levers.
And on the advice of Vladimir, put a glossy varnish on the elements of dashboard. Now they give more glare on the light.
Also I used the technique of "dry brush" and created a simulation of the scuffs on the floor.
And on the faces.
Go to the racks.
Finally managed to try a new Wash from Russian manufacturer "ModelLab".
Applied the Wash directly onto the paint without any additional lacquer coating.
Glad with the result.
However there is a nuance when working with this Wash.
The pigment settles very quickly, but it is very easily mixed.
This issue is solved quite simply.
I recommend not to use straight from the jar, pour a small amount into a palette.
A small amount of Wash will be mix themselves when you dip the brush.
If you use straight from the jar, it is a necessary often shake the jar for mixing pigment.
I also paint the thermos in "aluminium" color.
And painted the fire extinguisher. I really like how it looks.
This fire extinguisher and thermos will be attached to the racks with AGS boxes.
In the first video of this build project I promised an improve the winch.
This idea I have done. I wove a rope of copper wire and wrapped around the base, pre-removed simulated cable in the plastic.
Later I'll make and add a hook.
At the same time when weaving the rope for the winch, casually turned to make another cable, only thicker.
As it turned out, it could be a good replacement for plastic cable. Thickness about the same.
It will be necessary only to cut and glue the eyelets.
I think this option will look more interesting.
Glued all of the elements.
Additionally, I used a gray Wash from Wilder NL-04 on the seats, and a black Wash from Pacific88 01W used for the folding "table".
Perhaps then will add some dust with pigments.
As you can see, glued to the rack fire extinguisher and thermos.
And have worked with a winch.
The color is not worth much to pay attention to is the base color, it is still hard to change after toning.
The winch is still not glued, and may still have to shorten the length of the cable.
And made the hook, which I mentioned earlier.
Hook I cut from a sheet of plastic 1 mm thick.
Did it with the model knife and hand mini-drill.
This video I'm going to finish.
In the next part of the plan to work with the internal sides of hull.
Thank you for watching my video. Also I recommend to watch these videos.
And also look at my social media pages and my website.
Subscribe to the channel. Press Like.
Up to new meetings! Bye!
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Corporate Media Just Exposed CIA Using Prostitutes To Drug Victi - Duration: 8:33.
Corporate Media Just Exposed CIA Using Prostitutes To Drug Victims With LSD For Mind Control
Studies
Your government will, indeed, perform experiments on you if it so chooses, and while some are
undertaken with Nazi-esque malevolence � like the atrocities committed in the Tuskegee Study,
a 40-year operation infecting innocent Black men with syphilis � others, like Midnight
Climax, out the State�s utterly twisted flirtation with mind control.
Part of the notorious MKULTRA program, Midnight Climax � every bit as lascivious as one
would expect from an agency founded in duplicity � might be one of the CIA�s most revealing
experiments in thought control through substances, as well as its lesser-known entr�e into
the business of drugs and prostitution.
And now the corporate, mainstream media has finally decided to address the abhorrent crimes
committed under the green light by nefarious CIA Director Allen Dulles � who signed off
on MKULTRA and, thus, its iterations, on April 13, 1953.
One part in a series on the History Channel, America�s War on Drugs, reveals in documents
and interviews how the CIA paid prostitutes to entice unwitting, working-class johns with
illicit sex in order to dose them unknowingly with pure LSD � acid, lysergic acid diethylamide,
one of the psychedelics exploding into America�s drug scene in the 1960s � for the project
known as Midnight Climax.
Amid fears The Russians might perfect mind control before the United States government
could manage to do so, the CIA turned unapologetically to experiments with LSD, leaving victims none
the wiser � setting up fake brothels in San Francisco and, later, Marin County, where
hired prostitutes would bring the agency�s prey: the unremarkable men of the lower and
working classes who would be unlikely to retaliate if anything went awry.
�The CIA was scared stiff the KGB was going to get all this LSD and come over and start
dosing people,� Richard Stratton, a former hippie pot kingpin ultimately caught and imprisoned,
explains of Midnight Climax for a preview of the History Channel show. �So, we bought
every drop of LSD in existence at that point.
�They gave it to George White, and let George White start dosing people.�
George Hunter White, a federal narcotics agent and covert captain with the CIA precursor
agency, Office of Strategic Services, sought to develop or discover a substance with potential
to control the minds of prisoners-of-war � a reportedly failed attempt to best the KGB
� so they would reveal privy and classified information upon interrogation.
�American chemist Sidney Gottlieb was the brains behind White�s brawn,� Troy Hooper
wrote for SF Weekly in 2012. �It was the height of McCarthyism in the early �50s,
and government intelligence leaders, claiming fear of communist regimes, were using hallucinogens
to induce confessions from prisoners of war held in Korea, and brainwash spies into changing
allegiances. What better way to examine the effects of LSD than to dose unsuspecting citizens
in New York City and San Francisco?�
Stocked with booze and attempting to mimic a �French whorehouse,� rooms in the agency�s
bogus brothels � replete with images of women in bondage and prints by artist Henri
Toulouse-Lautrec � also came complete with two-way mirrors for operatives to kick back
with martinis, watch the drug-fogged sexual activity, and scribble notes on what they
observed.
�It was supposed to look rich, but it was furnished like crap,� a narcotics agent
and frequent visitor to one of the elaborate brothels told John Marks, who authored, The
Search for the �Manchurian Candidate:� The CIA and Mind Control.
�An unsuspecting john would think he had bought a night of pleasure,� Marks penned,
but would �go back to a strange apartment, and wind up zonked.�
Employing various code words and the sterile terminology to be expected of the CIA, agents
recorded the encounters diligently � and although the bulk of those documents were
destroyed in a purge of information on MKULTRA and Midnight Climax, seven boxes escaped the
agency�s attention, surviving to provide insight into both those programs and the psychology
of the agency.
One example, quoted by LewRockwell.com, states plainly,
Knowing the prostitutes faced inherent risks in the operation and that the program could
be derailed easily � particularly as its illegal nature might raise eyebrows around
the agency and elsewhere � the CIA�s hired sex workers were not required to keep receipts
or otherwise account for spent funds.
As such untenable toeing of the lines tends to do, Midnight Climax quickly devolved into
an authoritarian operation, devoid of medical screening and care for its forced test subjects,
and ultimately expanding to multiple brothels � and myriad drugs.
In fact, one of the first brothels set up by the CIA in New York City saw the program�s
first tragedy � U.S. biological warfare specialist Frank Olson either leapt or was
pushed from a tenth-story window in 1953.
Sans sufficient scientific controls and medical pre-screening, a 1976 Senate Select Committee
on Intelligence Activities asserted,
Indeed, Midnight Climax failed � and miserably, shamefully so.
No employable tactics in LSD were discovered and no efficacious counter-intelligence operations
or methods were ever derived � but the program, and its parent MKULTRA certainly succeeded
in ruining the lives of many of the program�s unfortunate victims.
Considering the wholly egregious manifestation of Midnight Climax � its mendacious premise,
disgustingly manipulative facets, and the eagerness with which depraved operatives carried
out their tasks � it�s a wonder the CIA managed to concede it had dismissed scruples
to carry out these human experiments.
It must be noted that psychedelics, in themselves, are not necessarily harmful substances � it
was the surreptitious slipping of LSD to victims without their knowledge and without medical
screening or care which led to deleterious effects for an untold number of people which
caused direct harm by the CIA.
Programs like MKULTRA might have officially ended decades ago, but given the current climate
of heightened xenophobia, Red Scare-anoia, and ruthless and unforgiving domestic surveillance,
it would be imprudent � if not foolhardy � to grant the U.S. government a clean slate
of trust.
To wit � and to what should be the consternation of the American public and a remarkably inarguable
cause for citizen vigilance � White, who died in 1975, later recalled
of
the odious attempts at mind control,
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DIY FIDGET SPINNER ♡ RINA (eng subs) - Duration: 4:58.
Hey! It's Rina.
I got a lot of spinner's videos in my recomendations
And I thought that it would be cool idea to make DIY video
And summer the best time to make this kind of diy.
The both diys that I"m going to show you are so easy to make.
But the main thing that you probably already have all the tools at home
But wait, before we start, don't forget to subscribe so you won't miss any of new summer videos
And also follow me on instagram
And now, let's get started
The first spinner we going to make out of cardboard and toothpick
Yeah, and this is it
Just get something round and overline it
Don't forget to leave some space for other parts
Split circle for the 3 same parts
I have some cool stickers and I decided to use them like part of spinner
I just stick them at marks that I did
Now cut out
I also added another layer of cardboard
Now we need to make hole in the center
Right in the center
First I use small needle, than bigger and than use toothpick
Spinner supporsed to spin very easy
I also decided to cover back with blue paper
Other parts we going to make from cardbord
And also making holes in circles
I put the tothpick into the hole and cut the end
Use some glue to fix it
Also add some stickers to make it cute
Now we need to put all parts together
Repeat everything I'm doing on video
For the second spinner I' going to use some leads
This spinner I'm painting with glow in the dark paint
Now we also making hole in the center
And now glue all parts together
And again, put all parts together
Also I added more stickers
And that is it for today. Hope you like it. I hided this smile so let me know in the commets if you found it. See you net video. Bye
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The Sequoia From Minimaliste | Modern Style Tiny Houses | Le Tuan Home Design - Duration: 3:01.
THE SEQUOIA FROM MINIMALISTE
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Anouk (Cryptogenic) supporting TJARApics (English subtitles) - Duration: 0:11.
© Jan Vervaeke
Hi! I am Anouk, singer of Cryptogenic
I've just been interviewed
by Jan
We are supporting the collaboration
between Jan & Tara
the project TJARApics
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Eleven Common Health Symptoms Hint at Global Depopulation 'Slow - politics - Duration: 5:21.
Eleven Common Health Symptoms Hint at Global Depopulation �Slow Kill�
If you take a look around, modern humanity is quite clearly facing an unprecedented crisis
of deteriorating health.
And beneath the surface, for those able and willing to see the truth, the various health
conditions that increasingly plague the average man and woman appear to be intentionally inflicted
as part of a covert effort to reduce the world�s population and create a paradise on Earth
for the elites � with much fewer of the rest of us!
The following 11 common health symptoms point to a sinister, �slow kill� agenda that�s
been designed to quietly cull the masses without overt fanfare:
1) Gut and digestion issues.
The digestive tract acts as the command center of the human immune system, representing about
80% or more of immune function.
And this system is increasingly under attack from things like genetically modified organisms
(GMOs), pesticides, antibiotics, sugar and chemicals in food.
2) Chronic fatigue and low energy.
How many people do you know that rely on coffee or other stimulants just to function normally?
Chronic exposure to pollution and persistent stress, as well as vulnerability to electromagnetic
radiation, psychological attacks and other environmental factors all contribute to a
lack of vitality, something that our government couldaddress but deliberately won�t.
3) Obesity, diabetes and other dietary conditions.
What constitutes �food� today represents such a radical departure from the real thing
that most people today don�t even realize that they consume literal poisons on a daily
basis.
Meanwhile, true healing foods and herbs like raw milk and cannabis (marijuana) remain prohibited.
These are all contributing factors to rampant obesity, diabetes and metabolic disorders.
4) Disorientation and brain fog.
Thinking clearly and cognitively is becoming increasingly difficult for many people, but
why?
One common cause is candida overgrowth in the gut, the direct result of consuming processed
sugars, �fortified� flours containing poisons like folic acid and other health-destroying
�foods.�
5) Chronic inflammation.
Most of what is promoted commercially as food these days is inflammatory, meaning it triggers
an immune response as if it were a foreign invader.
This constant attack on the immune system can lead to a host of debilitating health
conditions � again, something that the government deliberately ignores at the expense of public
health.
6) Allergies.
Previous generations didn�t suffer from nearly the amount of allergy-related illnesses
that people today do.
Chemicals in the environment, a weakened immune system due to vaccinations, geoengineering
and other factors are all linked to increases in allergies.
7) Autism.
This is a hot-button issue these days, especially as the autism rate has increased by as much
as 30-fold since the 1970s!
Despite what the media claims, vaccines haven�t been ruled out as a cause, and neither have
GMOs, household chemicals and other modern technological �advancements.�
8) Cancer.
In the very near future, it is expected that as many as one in three adults will have some
form of cancer.
And while a whole slew of alternative and natural treatments have been shown to help,
the medical system is hellbent on reinforcing only slash-and-burn chemotherapy, radiation
and surgery, which have repeatedly been shown not to work as claimed.
9) Morgellon�s disease.
This controversial illness, which the medical system largely denies even exists, involves
tiny thread-like objects that appear in people�s skin with no apparent cause.
Morgellon�s has been extensively linked to �chemtrails� and geoengineering programs,
which are also denied by authorities.
10) Dental fluorosis.
This one is finally gaining some attention in the mainstream, particularly as the government
decides to reduce recommended fluoride levels in public water.
But we�re about 50 years too late, and most public water facilities continue to lace fluoride
drugs into public water without informed consent or controlled dosages, exposing millions of
people to this brain-damaging, health-destroying poison.
11) Chemical imbalances.
Depression symptoms, inability to focus and learning disabilities abound in today�s
world.
And many known triggers, including exposure to artificial food coloring, nutrient deficiencies
and junk �food� consumption continue to be ignored by authorities, leading more and
more people into the drug-and-surgery-dominated medical racket, which generates trillions
of dollars annually for the medical industry.
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5 Ways to De-Stress - Part 2 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.
ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY
THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.
[MUSIC]
JOYCE: LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE TOO BUSY? YOU KNOW WHAT?
I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO PUT MY HAND UP NOW.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE MINISTRY IS THE BIGGEST THAT IT'S EVER BEEN
AND GROWING ALL THE TIME, AND I WORK LESS THAN I EVER DID
BECAUSE I'M WORKING SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AMEN?
WE ALL KNOW THE STORY OF MARY AND MARTHA.
MARTHA WAS WORKING AND MARY, I'M SURE, WAS WORKING TOO UNTIL
JESUS SHOWED UP AND THEN SHE IMMEDIATELY SAT DOWN AT HIS FEET
BECAUSE SHE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY SHE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS.
AND I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU ARE LIKE I WAS WHERE YOU ARE SO
ADDICTED TO WORK THAT YOU'RE MISSING THE REALLY IMPORTANT
THINGS IN LIFE.
LIKE, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE SO BUSY THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE
ALMOST GROWN AND YOU BARELY KNOW THEM?
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE OLD, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH
YOUR KIDS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY.
AND A RELATIONSHIP JUST DOESN'T START ALL OF A SUDDEN BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE PARENT, YOU HAVE TO BUILD THOSE RELATIONSHIPS
AND RELATIONSHIPS TAKE ONE THING AND THAT'S TIME.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T BUILT ON EVEN WHAT YOU DO FOR
YOUR CHILDREN OR WHAT YOU BUY THEM, RELATIONSHIPS ARE BUILT ON
TIME, SPENDING TIME WITH THEM.
ARE YOU MARRIED TO SOMEBODY YOU BARELY KNOW?
WELL.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WONDER WHERE THIS COULD GO.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: DO YOU FIND A PLACE EVERY DAY IN YOUR LIFE TO LAUGH?
YOU SHOULD.
LAUGHTER IS A GREAT STRESS RELIEVER.
IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANY ANXIETY MEDICINE YOU COULD TAKE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: ARE YOU LONELY BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOOK TIME TO BUILD ANY
QUALITY RELATIONSHIPS?
DO YOU WISH YOU WERE CLOSER TO GOD BUT YOU NEVER TOOK TIME TO
STUDY HIS WORD OR SPEND TIME WITH HIM?
DO YOU FEEL SICK AND TIRED MOST OF THE TIME BUT TRUTHFULLY YOU
NEVER TAKE THE TIME TO SLEEP OR EXERCISE, OR REST, OR LAUGH,
OR PLAY?
WELL,YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT GOD'S GONNA MAKE GO AWAY FOR YOU.
HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU WISDOM AND HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU GRACE
AND HELP YOU MAKE THE CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE.
I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT THAT I LITERALLY ALMOST FELL APART
PHYSICALLY.
I WORKED SO HARD, I MADE MYSELF SICK AT LEAST THREE DIFFERENT
TIMES IN MY LIFE AND WHEN YOU GET TO BE THAT KIND OF SICK
YOU DON'T GET OVER IT WITH A 2-WEEK VACATION.
IT TAKES A LONG TIME SOMETIMES TO COME BACK FROM THAT KIND OF
STUFF, AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY THAT I FEEL BETTER NOW PROBABLY THAN
I EVER HAVE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: BUT IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE I PRAYED AND GOD MADE IT
ALL GO AWAY.
I HAD TO REALLY MAKE SOME RADICAL CHANGES.
AND I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT I DID WAS
I STARTED REALLY STUDYING MY OWN LIFE AND FINDING OUT WHAT MY
PEACE STEALERS WERE.
WHAT WERE THE THINGS THAT SATAN WAS USING TO STEAL MY PEACE?
AND, FOR EXAMPLE, ONE OF THEM WAS RUSHING.
I DON'T BEHAVE WELL.
THE FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT DOES NOT POP OUT OF ME WHEN I AM HAVING
TO RUSH.
THEY SAY THAT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF FRUIT YOU GOT TILL
YOU SQUEEZE IT.
WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SQUEEZE OF
RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING.
AND SO, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
WE CAN EITHER CUT SOME THINGS OUT OR WE CAN MAKE BETTER
PREPARATIONS THE NIGHT BEFORE.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I ALMOST ALWAYS DO NOW, IF I KNOW THAT
I'M GONNA HAVE A SHORTER PERIOD OF TIME IN THE MORNING, LIKE,
I IF I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLIER, I WILL ALWAYS DECIDE THE NIGHT
BEFORE WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR AND GET IT OUT, AND LAY OUT THE
JEWELRY THAT GOES WITH IT AND BE READY SO I DON'T HAVE TO GET IN
MY CLOSET AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR.
AMEN?
AND THERE'S OTHER THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO TOO.
MAKE YOUR KIDS' LUNCHES THE NIGHT BEFORE, MAKE YOUR KIDS
MAKE THEIR OWN LUNCHES.
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF YOU CAN DO.
EPHESIANS 5:15 AND 16 IS A COUPLE OF REALLY FAVORITE
SCRIPTURES OF MINE.
"LOOK CAREFULLY THEN HOW YOU WALK."
TAKE A CAREFUL LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.
WHEN YOU LEAVE HERE, WOULD YOU JUST TAKE 15 TO 30 MINUTES
SOMETIME THIS AFTERNOON, GET SOMEWHERE BY YOURSELF
AND JUST THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
WOULD YOU TAKE A LITTLE INVENTORY OF YOUR LIFE?
DON'T JUST COME AND SIT THERE AND JUST SPECTATE AT ME AND
LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
PARTICIPATE.
GO HOME AND JUST DO A LITTLE BIT OF INVENTORY AND THINK,
"AM I HAPPY WITH MY LIFE?
DO I BELIEVE THAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE WHAT GOD WANTS ME TO DO?
AM I LIVING AN UNSUSTAINABLE LIFE?"
IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE SAY, "I KNOW I CAN'T KEEP THIS
UP FOREVER."
WELL, HOW ABOUT NOW BEING THE TIME THAT YOU DECIDE TO CHANGE?
HOW ABOUT NOW BEING THE TIME TO REALIZE THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE
AN INVESTMENT IN YOURSELF?
NOW IS THE TIME TO CUT OFF A LOT OF THOSE THINGS IN YOUR
LIFE THAT AREN'T BEARING ANY GOOD FRUIT ANYWAY.
"LOOK CAREFULLY HOW YOU WALK!
LIVE PURPOSEFULLY AND WORTHILY AND ACCURATELY, NOT AS THE
UNWISE AND WITLESS, BUT AS WISE (SENSIBLE, INTELLIGENT PEOPLE),
MAKING THE MOST OF YOUR TIME [BUYING UP EACH OPPORTUNITY],
BECAUSE THE DAYS ARE EVIL."
AS I SAID, MY MINISTRY'S THE LARGEST IT'S EVER BEEN.
WE'RE BROADCASTING TO 2/3 OF THE WORLD IN
83 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: ANYWAY, I WON'T GET INTO ALL THAT BUT JUST A LOT OF
GREAT OPPORTUNITIES.
AND I'M WORKING SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
I LET A LOT OF PEOPLE HELP ME AND THEY DON'T ALWAYS DO
EVERYTHING THE WAY I WOULD LIKE THEM TO DO IT.
BUT WHICH IS BETTER, FOR ME TO LET THEM RELIEVE A LOT OF STRESS
OFF OF MY LIFE AND OCCASIONALLY MAY NOT LIKE WHAT THEY DID OR TO
KEEP INSISTING THAT I DO IT ALL MYSELF SO IT'S ALL DONE MY WAY?
I TAKE REGULAR BREAKS NOW.
I DON'T JUST GO FROM WORK TO WORK TO WORK TO WORK TO WORK.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT?
I DON'T CARE HOW HARD I WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE WORK.
DID ANYBODY COME TO THAT POINT YET?
I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW HARD I WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
WORK SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEARN TO NOT HAVE TO WORK ALL
THE TIME BECAUSE GOD DIDN'T DO WHAT HE DID FOR US IN CHRIST.
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME.
GOD DID NOT DO WHAT HE'S DONE FOR US IN CHRIST AND PROVIDE THE
LIFE THAT HE'S GIVEN US SO WE DO NOTHING BUT WORK ALL THE TIME.
NOW, SOME OF YOU PROBABLY NEED TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER BUT,
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ALWAYS OUT OF BALANCE ON EITHER SIDE.
FIVE WAYS TO DE-STRESS, LEARN TO PRACTICE
SHRUG THERAPY.
WE'RE ALL GONNA LEARN TODAY HOW TO DO SHRUG THERAPY.
MY SON BOUGHT ME A NEW COFFEE POT AND IT PRETTY MUCH DOES
EVERYTHING FOR YOU EXCEPT PUT THE POT UNDER WHERE THE COFFEE'S
COMING OUT.
IT DOESN'T DO THAT.
AND IT DOESN'T PUT THE FILTER--NOW, THERE'S A FILTER
THAT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE IN THERE ALL THE TIME BUT I DON'T LIKE
THAT ONE SO IF YOU'RE GONNA USE PAPER FILTERS, YOU GOTTA PUT
IT IN.
BUT I MEAN IT GRINDS THE COFFEE, IT DOES EVERYTHING.
SO, I RECENTLY MADE A POT OF COFFEE BUT SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER,
I DIDN'T GET THE POT ALL THE WAY UNDER, AND I LEFT THE ROOM
AND WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
AND IT'S A BIG POT AND SO NEEDLESS TO SAY
WHEN I CAME BACK, I HAD THIS--AND NO, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
THAT MORNING TO MESS WITH IT.
I LOOKED AT IT, I CAN HONESTLY TELL YOU THAT I DID NOT FEEL
ONE THING, I JUST WENT...
THAT IS SHRUG THERAPY.
AMEN?
NOW, I CLEANED IT UP.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT, BUT I'VE WASTED ENOUGH OF MY LIFE GETTING
IN A FULL-ON FIT.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A FULL-ON FEMALE FIT IS?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: ALL RIGHT, I MEAN GETTING IN A FULL-ON FIT THAT I
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT.
DON'T TRY TO CONTROL THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL.
MY DAUGHTER SAYS A LOT, "IT IS WHAT IT IS."
AND USUALLY WHEN SHE SAYS IT, SHE'LL GO LIKE THIS...
HEY, THIS IS GONNA HELP YOU.
COME ON, LET'S PRACTICE.
YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: OH WELL.
DAVE DOES IT A DIFFERENT WAY.
HE SAYS, "I'M NOT IMPRESSED."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: HE ALWAYS SAYS, "IF YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED, YOU CAN'T
GET OPPRESSED," BUT SEE, EVEN WHEN HE SAYS THAT, THERE'S
A BODY LANGUAGE.
"I'M NOT IMPRESSED."
IT'S SHRUG THERAPY.
IT'S LIKE, I'M NOT TAKING THAT ON.
NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU DON'T CARE BUT WHAT IT MEANS IS
THAT YOU'RE CASTING YOUR CARE.
AND GUESS WHAT.
GOD CANNOT AND WILL NOT TAKE CARE OF US UNTIL WE CAST
OUR CARE.
"CAST ALL OF YOUR CARE, ALL OF YOUR CONCERNS UPON ME ONCE AND
FOR ALL FOR I CARE ABOUT YOU."
THE SECOND THING THAT YOU CAN PRACTICE IS STAYING IN YOUR
COMFORT ZONE.
FIVE WAYS TO DE-STRESS, PRACTICE SHRUG THERAPY.
NUMBER TWO, STAY IN YOUR COMFORT ZONE.
NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE NEVER DO ANYTHING DIFFICULT BUT
IT DOES MEAN THAT WE RECOGNIZE OUR LIMITS AND WE RESPECT THEM.
IN OTHER WORDS, STOP TRYING TO DO STUFF THAT YOU'RE LOUSY AT.
AMEN?
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT A MESS WE WOULD HAVE IF I WENT HOME AND
TRIED TO MAKE A PIECE OF CLOTHES OR BAKE SOME REAL FANCY DESSERT,
YOU KNOW?
I GOT THIS ITCH ON ME A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND I THOUGHT OKAY,
I'M GONNA DO SOME REGULAR STUFF.
I GET LIKE THAT SOMETIMES IF I'VE JUST LIKE DONE TOO MANY
MEETINGS OR SOMETHING IN A ROW, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, AND SEE
EVEN THAT IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD FOR ME TO JUST BE
IN A SPIRITUAL ZONE ALL THE TIME.
I NEED TO BE IN A NORMAL ZONE TOO.
AND SO, WHEN I GET LIKE THAT, IF I GET REALLY TIRED AND I JUST
OVERDOSED ON SPIRITUALITY, THEN SOMETIMES I WANT TO GET
DOMESTIC, WHICH IS A JOKE BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE, THAT'S
JUST LIKE NOT KIND OF LIKE MY THING.
AND SO, I GOT COOKBOOKS AND I WENT OUT AND I BOUGHT, YOU DON'T
EVEN WANT TO EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I SPENT ON SPICES.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I MEAN I GOT EVERY KIND OF SPICE THAT YOU COULD
POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
AND MY DAUGHTER'S LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT?"
"I'M GONNA START COOKING.
IT WILL BE GOOD FOR ME TO COOK.
I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
IT'LL BE GOOD."
SO, I DECIDED I WAS GONNA MAKE DAVE AND I A TUNA CASSEROLE
BECAUSE WE USED TO REALLY LIKE TUNA CASSEROLE AND THAT'S PRETTY
EASY, YOU KNOW, LIKE NOODLES, SOUP, TUNA, CHEESE.
IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE.
AND SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER THE THING TURNED OUT LIKE GLUE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I MEAN, IT WAS BAD.
WELL,YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE SPICES ARE ALL STILL IN THE RACK AND I'VE RETURNED TO MY
COMFORT ZONE AND MY STRENGTH 'CAUSE I CAN DO THIS, I MEAN, I
NEED A BREAK FROM IT, BUT THIS IS WHERE I'M COMFORTABLE.
I'M NOT UNCOMFORTABLE UP HERE.
YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS.
I MEAN, THIS IS FINE FOR ME.
BUT I WOULD BE STRESSED OUT IF I WAS HAVING TO BAKE A CAKE
AND MAKE DAVE A PAIR OF SHORTS OR SOMETHING.
THAT WOULD JUST BE, WHOO, NIGHTMARE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: BUT STAY IN YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE TO COMPARE YOURSELF WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
MY GOSH, THAT CREATES SO MUCH STRESS WHEN WE THINK WE HAVE TO
DO WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING.
AND LET MET TELL YA SOMETHING, NO MATTER WHAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS
DOING, IF THEY LIKE IT, THEY'RE GONNA THINK THE WHOLE WORLD
SHOULD DO IT.
AND IF YOU DON'T STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND
YOUR LIFE DOING A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT YOU HATE AND DESPISE AND
THEN FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT IT WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN
WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
AMEN?
NUMBER THREE, ELIMINATE EVERYTHING FROM YOUR SCHEDULE
THAT'S NOT BEARING GOOD FRUIT.
THAT'LL TAKE ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR OF TIME FOR YOU
TO SPEND WITH YOURSELF.
ELIMINATE EVERYTHING FROM YOUR SCHEDULE THAT'S NOT BEARING
GOOD FRUIT.
ARE YOU SITTING ON A COMMITTEE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT ARGUE
AND NEVER MAKES A DECISION?
LORD HAVE MERCY.
I REMEMBER A CHURCH COMMITTEE I WAS ON ONE TIME AND THEY WOULD
ARGUE AND DISCUSS WHAT COLOR TO REPAINT THE FRONT DOOR, BORING.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND GOSSIPING OR LISTENING
TO GOSSIP?
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE
COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS THAT THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF
DOING ANYTHING ABOUT?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: THEY DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.
THEY DON'T WANT AN ANSWER.
IF YOU GAVE THEM AN ANSWER, THEY STILL WOULDN'T DO IT.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND WATCHING REALLY STUPID STUFF ON
TV OR MAYBE JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE CHANNELS
FOR 2 HOURS AND NEVER WATCHING ANYTHING?
NOW, YOU KNOW, I KNOW SOME YOU PROBABLY REALLY LIKE REALITY TV,
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
I HAVE ENOUGH OF REALITY, THANK YOU.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WHEN I WATCH TELEVISION, I WANT SOME FANTASY.
GIVE ME A FAIRYTALE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: I WANT SOMETHING, LIKE, THAT IS NOT CONNECTED
TO THE EARTH.
I DON'T WANT TO SIT AND WATCH ANOTHER FAMILY FIGHT AND ALMOST
KILL EACH OTHER.
IT TOOK ME 40 YEARS TO COME OUT OF THAT.
WHY DO I WANT TO DO THAT?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: NUMBER FOUR, JUST TURN TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
AND TELL THEM, "YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE NUMBER FOUR."
I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW AHEAD OF TIME YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE
THIS 'CAUSE THE NUMBER FOUR THING THAT YOU CAN DO TO
RELIEVE STRESS IS TO EXERCISE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: EXERCISE IS ONE OF THE BEST STRESS RELIEVERS IN
THE WHOLE WORLD.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: NOW LISTEN, WE HAVE THESE LITTLE THINGS CALLED
ENDORPHINS IN OUR BODY, AND THEY'RE THE FEEL-GOOD HORMONES,
AND THEY ARE INCREASED WHEN WE EXERCISE.
ENDORPHINS MAKE US FEEL HAPPY AND WE WORRY LESS.
EXERCISE IMPROVES YOUR SLEEP AND THAT COUNTERACTS STRESS.
IF YOU EXERCISE HARD ENOUGH TO SWEAT, IT REMOVES TOXIC POISONS
FROM YOUR SYSTEM.
IT CAN LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE, YOUR RESTING HEART RATE,
AND CHOLESTEROL, AND IT IMPROVES YOUR MOOD.
HMM.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I STARTED WORKING OUT AT A GYM ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO,
NOW I WORK OUT AT HOME.
WE'VE GOT A TRAINER AND FIVE OF US WORK OUT AT HOME, TWO OF OUR
KIDS, DAVE, ME, ONE OF MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAWS.
AND BUT I RECENTLY, IN THE SPRING, ADDED WALKING AND SO I
NOW WALK 4 MILES EVERY DAY IN ADDITION TO THE WORKING OUT.
NOW LISTEN.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: MY CHOLESTEROL'S THE LOWEST THAT IT'S BEEN IN
PROBABLY 15 YEARS, AND I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, AND I'M
NOT TRYING TO PUSH OFF ON YOU WHAT I DO BUT--WELL YEAH I AM
SO I'LL JUST.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I MEAN, TRUTHFULLY I AM BUT
HONESTLY I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU.
JUST LOOK AT ME AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING, I CANNOT
BELIEVE THE ENERGY THAT I HAVE GOTTEN FROM WALKING.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: I MEAN, IT JUST SHOCKS ME THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY THAT I
HAVE GOTTEN FROM WALKING AND IT'S NOT EASY.
I'M DOING HILLS AND IT'S NOT EASY TO DO, BUT I LOVE IT
AND I'M JUST TELLING YA, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO WITH IT.
I'M YOUR TEACHER SO I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I BELIEVE IS GONNA
HELP YOU.
AND THERE IS A LOT OF STRESS IN THE WORLD TODAY AND WE'VE GOT
MORE COMING AT US THAN ANY OTHER TIME IN HISTORY, JUST ALL
THE LITTLE DEVICES THAT WE HAVE TO CARRY AROUND WITH US.
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO THE TOILET WITHOUT
OUR PHONE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: COME ON, HAVE ANY OF YOU WENT BACK AND GOT YOUR PHONE
AND TAKEN IT TO THE TOILET WITH YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED A CALL?
WELL, I HAVE TOO SO.
AND THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA CHANGE, IT'S JUST RAMPING UP
FOR MORE AND MORE AND MORE.
AND ONE OF THE WAYS THAT YOU CAN REALLY HELP YOURSELF IS
REGULAR EXERCISE.
SO, DO WHAT YOU WANT TO WITH IT, THERE IT IS.
AND NUMBER FIVE, TAKE TIME TO RELAX AND DO THINGS
THAT YOU ENJOY.
TAKE TIME TO DO THINGS YOU ENJOY.
TAKE LITTLE MINI VACATIONS, EVEN IF IT'S A 10-MINUTE VACATION,
TAKE A LITTLE VACATION.
IF YOU ENJOY A CUP OF COFFEE IN THE AFTERNOON, THEN TAKE TIME
TO SIT DOWN, GET AWAY FROM EVERYTHING, GO SOMEWHERE
WHERE IT'S QUIET, HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE.
IF YOU ENJOY GETTING A PEDICURE, THEN SCHEDULE WHERE YOU CAN GET
ONE ONCE A MONTH.
JUST GET AWAY FROM EVERYBODY AND GO GET ONE.
COME ON, YOU'RE WORTH 30 BUCKS, OR 35, OR WHATEVER IT IS
TO DO THAT.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: LOOK AT THINGS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL.
GET OUT IN NATURE AND TAKE THE TIME TO LOOK AT SOMETHING
PRETTY.
BREATHE AND ACTUALLY RELAX ON PURPOSE.
NOW, I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THIS
AND THEN I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A COUPLE MORE MINUTES
AND THEN I'M GONNA CLOSE.
TODAY WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CHOICE OVERLOAD.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT CREATES SO MUCH STRESS
IS THERE'S SO MANY VARIETIES OF EVERYTHING THAT
NOBODY CAN MAKE A DECISION.
THERE ARE NOW IN THE GROCERY STORE 48,750 ITEMS,
IN AN AVERAGE GROCERY STORE, 48,750 ITEMS.
THERE ARE 228 KINDS OF COLD CEREAL, 67 KINDS OF OATS AND
OATMEAL PRODUCTS, 57 KINDS OF GRANOLA AND MUESLI.
THERE ARE CURRENTLY 29 DIFFERENT KINDS OF M&MS.
AND I SAW THIS IN AN AD ON TV THE OTHER NIGHT, A WOMAN SENT
HER HUSBAND OUT TO GET A CAN OF BEANS.
YOU'VE SEEN IT?
SEVENTEEN KINDS OF THIS ONE BRAND OF BEANS.
BAKED BEANS, BAKED BEANS WITH BARBECUE SAUCE, AND BAKED BEANS
WITH BACON, AND BAKED BEANS WITH NO BACON AND, YOU KNOW, JUST--
I HAVE MORE CLOTHES THAN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
HOW CAN I STAND IN MY CLOSET AND NOT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR?
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I HAD NO PROBLEM.
THE CLOSET WAS THIS BIG, THERE WERE EIGHT OUTFITS IN IT.
MONDAY WAS YELLOW, TUESDAY WAS BLUE, WEDNESDAY WAS GREEN,
THURSDAY WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
I DIDN'T GET CONFUSED OVER MY SHOES, I HAD TWO PAIR.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I DIDN'T HAVE A HARD TIME KNOWING WHAT TO WATCH ON TV
WHEN WE HAD 3 CHANNELS, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE 500, I CAN'T FIND
ANYTHING TO WATCH.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: BUT LISTEN, CHOICE OVERLOAD.
YOU CAN RELIEVE A LOT OF STRESS IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WILL JUST
START BEING DECISIVE.
SOME OF YOU HAVE GOT SEVERAL DECISIONS THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE
AND YOU ARE DRIVING YOURSELF CRAZY GOING BACK AND FORTH,
AND BACK AND FORTH, AND BACK AND FORTH, AND BACK AND FORTH,
AND BACK AND FORTH.
"WELL, WHAT IF I MISS GOD? WHAT IF I MISS GOD?
WHAT IF I MISS GOD?" YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO.
"IF YOU MISS ME, I'LL FIND YOU."
COME ON, GIVE GOD A PRAISE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WELL, ISN'T IT REALLY GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN
MINIMIZE THE STRESS IN YOUR LIFE AND THAT WE CAN ALL COUNT ON GOD
TO HELP US?
ACCORDING TO 1 PETER 5:7 WE CAN CAST OUR CARES ON HIM BECAUSE
HE CARES ABOUT US.
TODAY, WE'RE OFFERING YOU THE BOOK, "OVERLOAD," AND IT'S BEING
OFFERED TODAY FOR YOUR GIFT TO THE MINISTRY OF ANY AMOUNT.
IT'S GONNA REALLY HELP US CONTINUE TO KEEP THESE PROGRAMS
ON THE AIR AND REACH OUT TO HURTING PEOPLE.
WE TRUST YOU TO SEND THE VERY BEST OFFERING THAT YOU CAN IN
ORDER TO GET THIS BOOK.
IT'S A WAY THAT WE CAN MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE.
THOSE WHO DON'T MAYBE HAVE AS MUCH, AND THEN THOSE WHO HAVE
MORE CAN GIVE AN EXTRA GIFT FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T.
THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO BE A BLESSING TO US AND TO
SOMEBODY ELSE.
WE CAN LEARN TO LIVE A JOY-FILLED LIFE INSTEAD OF
A STRESS-FILLED LIFE AND THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
MALE: SO, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF STRESSED-OUT PEOPLE IN
THE WORLD.
ONE KIND THINKS THAT IF THEY WISH REALLY HARD, EVERYTHING
WILL JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR, THE OTHER KIND ACTUALLY DOES
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
TODAY, YOU CAN BE SOMEONE WHO DOES SOMETHING.
GET JOYCE'S NEW BOOK "OVERLOAD" FOR A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT.
CALL RIGHT NOW...
OR GO TO JOYCEMEYER.ORG.
LET'S FACE IT, LIFE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE, BUT WITH GOD'S HELP,
YOU CAN CHANGE HOW YOU APPROACH LIFE.
PICK UP YOUR COPY TODAY.
MALE: IF YOU DON'T HAVE GOD'S WORD IN YOU, GET IT.
FEMALE: AT ALL COST, DIG IN THE WORD AND DON'T LET GO OF IT.
AND BE IN IT CONSTANTLY.
MALE: HOW CAN I BE WHAT GOD CREATED ME TO BE, WITHOUT
THE WORD OF GOD?
IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE.
FEMALE: IT'S A SUPERNATURAL THING.
READ IT AND IT WILL BEGIN GROWING YOU IN YOUR SPIRIT.
ANNOUNCER: AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG/BIBLESTUDY YOU'LL
FIND WAYS TO MAKE YOUR STUDY TIME COME TO LIFE WITH HELPFUL
RESOURCES, STUDY SUGGESTIONS, AND ENCOURAGEMENT FROM JOYCE.
GET THE MOST YOU CAN STUDYING GOD'S WORD WITH
"EVERYDAY STUDY."
SIGN UP TODAY AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG/BIBLESTUDY.
JOYCE: WELL, WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO WELCOME JOHN GRAY
TO THE 2017 LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE.
JOHN?
JOHN: YES?
JOYCE: YOU WERE SUCH A HUGE HIT LAST YEAR, WE ABSOLUTELY
HAD TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN.
JOHN: I'M SO GRATEFUL.
ST. LOUIS WAS A GAME-CHANGER FOR ME.
BEING RAISED BY STRONG WOMEN OF FAITH, WOMEN OF GOD, AND BEING
IN THAT ATMOSPHERE, I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WORSHIPING GOD AND NOT
JUST THE SUPERNATURAL BUT THE PRACTICAL APPLICATION
OF THE WORD.
IT WAS AMAZING.
JOYCE: WELL, YOU'RE NOT ONLY A GREAT SPEAKER THAT BRINGS
FORTH GOOD CONTENT, BUT YOU ARE ALSO EXTREMELY FUNNY.
JOHN: YOU GOTTA LAUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA LOVE YOUR LIFE.
JOYCE: WE NEED THAT, DON'T WE?
JOHN: ABSOLUTELY.
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN THAT NEEDS JUST THAT SPARK, THIS IS
THE CONFERENCE FOR YOU.
JOYCE: WELL, JOHN, WE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE BACK
THIS YEAR.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE REALLY, REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU THERE.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME IF YOU DON'T COME.
SO WHY DON'T YOU INVITE A FRIEND, CONTACT US,
AND REGISTER TODAY.
ANNOUNCER: EVERYONE LOVES THE FEELING OF A FRESH MAKEOVER.
WELL, THIS SUMMER, LET'S FOCUS ON WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
IT'S TIME FOR JOYCE'S SUMMER MAKEOVER, A 12-WEEK CHALLENGE
THAT WILL CHANGE YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
GO TO JOYCEMEYER.ORG TO START YOUR TRANSFORMATION WITH
INSPIRING MESSAGES, SCRIPTURES, AND MORE TO KEEP YOU
MOVING FORWARD.
THEN CONTINUE YOUR MAKEOVER WITH JOYCE ON
"ENJOYING EVERYDAY LIFE" IN AUGUST FOR A SPECIAL MONTH OF
SHOWS TO HELP SHAPE THE NEW YOU.
LET GOD'S WORD GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE SUMMER MAKEOVER.
SIGN UP TODAY AT JOYCEMEYER.ORG.
ANNOUNCER: YOU MEAN MORE TO US AT JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES
THAN YOU MAY EVER KNOW.
WE APPRECIATE YOU AND WE THANK OUR FRIENDS AND PARTNERS FOR
MAKING THIS WORLDWIDE MINISTRY POSSIBLE.
TOGETHER, WE'RE FEEDING THE HUNGRY, CLOTHING THE POOR,
AND PRESENTING THE GOSPEL TO THE NATIONS.
PLEASE CONTACT US OR VISIT JOYCEMEYER.ORG TODAY TO SHARE
YOUR PRAYER REQUESTS, FIND OUT MORE ABOUT OUR RESOURCES,
SEE JOYCE'S CONFERENCE SCHEDULE, AND TO JOIN US IN PARTNERSHIP
AS WE SHARE THE LOVE OF CHRIST AROUND THE GLOBE.
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Hey guys, so I unfortunately don't have much of a vlog for you this week, I do
have a video that I recorded a couple of weeks ago that I haven't edited yet so
I'm going to put that in for this week's video so I'm sorry about that. The video
that I have for you today is actually quite a requested video. This is one of
the more exciting things that has happened in Iceland recently, very sadly,
it is the news that we had a Costco open here. So Costco opened a couple of weeks ago,
it's opened up near IKEA so it's in a big kind of retail park. It is, basically,
it is just heaving, it's so so busy at the moment and so if anyone is in Reykjavik
and thinking about going, I would recommend waiting another few weeks
until it kind of calms down a little bit. Most people know what Costco is, it's
the large American chain, I think, um but kind of wholesale, so large quantity
items and nothing too exciting but when you live in a country like Iceland, that
is so overpriced, it is definitely something very exciting for us to have.
Personally, I am in two minds about it being here. Iceland is, you know, it's a
small country. It is not heavily influenced by other countries and big
commercial retailers - we don't have shops, not really big chain shops, we don't
have a fast food joints, not too many fast food restaurants, we don't have McDonald's
- it didn't last very long here - we don't have Starbucks, anything like that, so it is
still that kind of nice, small community - it is and it isn't.
But at the same time, that means that things in Iceland, there's not a huge
amount of competition so they tend to be very expensive. Something like a large
Costco coming into town and being strong enough to actually last here is
definitely a benefit because it does increase a little bit of competition in
the market, it is a different level because it's a membership and it is wholesale
quantities but it does mean that things like petrol, straightaway you notice that
petrol of local pumps have been coming down a little bit.
Things like tires, you know, not your average thing to buy but large items
that have been two or three times the price they should be in Iceland have
been getting reduced, and the way that they've been doing that is quite
entertaining sometimes they'll say "an over order" or some excuse like that but
it is really good to have something that is coming into the market and forcing
local prices to be a bit more realistic. So, I, we will still shop in
Icelandic shops like bonus and kronin and places like that for our food,
but you can tell that there are prices coming down or at least, you know, being
reduced slightly to kind of bring a bit of competition to the market.
Without going far too far into all of this - there is also a Facebook page which I find
quite interesting, it is in Icelandic so I translate bits when I can be bothered -
comparing prices - so yeah, if you are interested in this or are a local and
want to kind of look into this then definitely check out that Facebook page.
But here we go, let's go to Costco!...I never thought I'd say that in a vlog!
The queue to get into Costco.
I think that queue over there is to join the memberships, maybe.
So we've already bought a small child. Ella's never been in a shop like this
before and basically half of Iceland is in here, or queuing outside.
We're already in a traffic jam situation. If you've actually been to Costco before
this is quite humorous but I can imagine what it's actually like if you've never
been to a shop like this and you live in such an expensive overpriced country.
This is funny, we're going against the crowd now.
Sorry...
You can buy this in some stores
here in Iceland and it's cost eleven thousand or something. So this...
ok, it's like a wash unit for your, 3-piece kitchen sink set.
So in the design stores it's 11,000 by here it's how much, 3,000
This is what I'm talking about, actual fruit. Ohhh, seriously, da dah!!
699
If they have avocados in here then I'm moving in.
This takes me back to many many family parties.
It's like a massive traffic jam.
Just a slow one on...
fit on the balcony.
I've found some shortbread.
This is how long the queue is
for the checkout which is a way way down there.
That is mental.
Let's leave all of that craziness behind us.
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