It's the busiest time once again.
The time of year when everyone is wondering to how celebrate like every damn year.
One way to do it is sitting Great Father Winter's lap where everyone can wish what they want for the Winter's Veil.
Damn it. Look at that line!
It gets longer and longer every year.
BAH.
Ou well...
Let's get this done before I hang myself.
Hohoho!
So, kid.
What do you want for Winter's Veil?
I want... um... I want...
What is it kid? Do you want a toy, like... a car or playstation perhaps?
I want to be a Super Saiyan!
Or something.
Damn it, KID NO!
You want playstation, like very damn kid!
But I already have nintendo.
YOU WANT PLAYSTATION!
Is that clear, you punk?
Say it.
SAYYY IIIIT!
Okey! I want the damn playstation! Just... just don't kill me!
Now go on, kid.
You shall have your playstation.
Merry Winter's Veil!
OU. Hey!
OU...
Playstation 1? AWWW....
Whew.
I forgot to take my blood pressure medicines this morning.
Damn these kids these days.
I wish I could have a break!
Even 5 minutes could do it.
OUCH.... WHAT THE F...?
Hmm, yes.
I think this is the right place.
Now, old man.
Give my present!
OU!
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!
Now listen to me, you imposter!
I know you are that disgusting orc, who wants the same present like every damn year!
So forget it!
Aw, c'mon Santa.
You don't even know what I want.
It's a bag of bear asses, isn't it?
Just give me the damn bag, Santa!
Ah, for fu*k sake. I'M NOT SANTA!
Now get moving or I'll take that mask off and we'll see how much aggro the guards can sense on you!
So, KID. What do you want?
Hmm...
I have always wanted to be Santa's little helper.
Damn it, how many times do I have to say I'm not Sa...
Wait.
What did you say?
How much I love you!
What?
No! I mean after that.
Santa's little helper?
Yes, that's it!
I shall grant your wish right away.
You are now my "official little helper". For 5 minutes, of course. Hehehe...
That's...
That's so awesome! Ou boy!
Thank you, Santa. You're the best!
I... eh...
Whatever. Now.
Look, take this fake beard, this hat and remember, act like me and you will be okey.
WOW! Wait, wait. Act like you?
Yes. Do not give them a shit to them unless you have to, especially not EXPENSIVE SHITS!
Hmm...
Sure, I can do that.
Great! I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Hey, you! Give me the damn whiskey bottle!
So, guys.
Who wants to be the first to sit on my lap?
Aw, no.... NO you guys! One at a time, one at a time!
Fantastic!
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, fall down. No problem!
Thank you! I'm in your debt.
No problem, kid! Merry Chrismas!
I... I mean HO ho ho...
Merry... Wint.. Chri... eeh...
Aw, damn it. I forgot the lines!
Are you serious?
You know that I still hate you. Right?
Is that for me?!
Let's try it.
The sound is so perfect!
One more try.
I love it! Thank you.
Ah, the sound... THE SOUND...
Woo...
Finally finished.
I hope Sant... I mean Great Father Winter is happy to see how much a good job I just did.
Hey, you!
The Asshole with the fake beard, *hic*.
Ah, hello sir!
It's all done now. Just like you told me. Isn't it great?
Would you explain to me what the hell is going on here?
Isn't the Winter Veil about giving... and stuff?
Like you said:
"Oh, Jimmy. Make these kids damn happy!"
No... I... I DIDN'T SAY THAT, YOU IDIOT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THEM A SHIT!
This isn't how business goes. This isn't the charity!
Well, anyways.
Here's a list of what I gave them.
You.... YOU...
YOU USED NEXT YEAR'S BUDGET IN 5 MINUTES?!
Damn it...
I'm broke...
BECAUSE OF YOU!
Well. That happends when you drink all your money.
So good....
How...
HOW DARE YOU?!
That's it. I've had enough!
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts so hard, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PISS AFTER THIS DAY, AT ALL!
Right after this drink, of course.
Ou, yeah...
Ou, yeah. That's the stuff.
Now then.
Here I come!
HAHA...
I knew it. I knew it he can't stand very long!
In that case...
Ah, fresh air.
Well, kind of...
Yea, I guess.
So Puk...
Pukki?! Where's your mask?! Hurry put it on or...
Ah, crap.
Hmm? Jimmy?
What's the matter?
Ou, no. Please don't tell me you shitted your pants again!
Because if you did, I...
Ou...
Horde!
Horde is here!
Come quick. Horde is here!
Join my attack!
Please don't tell me... that...
Ou no!
Shit.
Um, hello?
Eh, kek?
Fire!
And so after surviving Great father winter's revenge,
the two ran away from the guards because someone missed his mask.
Again!
Aw, c'mon man!
But that didn't matter much for Pukki and Jimmy because their wishes came true
which was their best Winter's Veil ever.
And what happened to the Great Father Winter, you might ask?
Ou... Jesus... ah, my head.
Wait...
What the...
Where the hell am I?!
Well he found himself in prison the next day.
Wait, what?
PRISON?!
Ou no... NONONONO...
In the end he wasn't so mad after all because he realized that 5 minutes break for his best gift ever
what he never had before and ou boy he needed it!
What the hell are you talking about?
It was the worst thing what ever has happened to me.
Now let me out!
The End!
"The End," you say?
Ou, no. I won't allow it!
When I get out of here, I'll get my revenge on those two idiots.
But before that I'll find you
and I'll kick you in the nuts so hard that you won't be able to use your "jingle bells" anymore!
I swear it!
Do you hear me?!
Eh, hello?
Mr. Narrator? Are you there?
Anybody?
Aw, shit.
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