Waching daily Jun 23 2017

Just one inch

to revolutionize

your way

of driving!

And we start with these beautiful bells

playing the Italian anthem

No, not good ... [Laughter]

Hello guys, here we are back in this new video

where I talk about a specific topic,

I found on the internet!

I invite you to leave immediately a like to support this series,

which I've done two videos!

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where you notice when I public video,

and I speak to you about my private life!

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Guys today we speak of the manufacturing of braking systems for MotoGP, F1, SBK, and other categories of the racing world!

Let's talk about Brembo!

Brembo produces braking systems from the raw material, then carbon, up to the brake ready to be sold.

So surfing the internet, I found

an article that spoke of the rear brake,

used by Dovizioso (MotoGP rider),

ie the "thumb brake"

So this article spoke not of the usual rear brake "pedal" that have all the bikes,

but in this case he spoke of the rear brake "thumb", which is located on the left hand lever of the motorcycle handlebar.

This article explained how Dovizioso, from mid-2016, has begun to use the rear brake "thumb" (Brembo)

and from then on he began to get used

and this year makes life (on the track) very easy this rear thumb brake

Among other things, it can be noted that the detached Dovizioso are detached more powerful,

just because this rear brake allows you to slow down until mid-corner,

it allows the pilot to slow down ahead of the others and with more braking power.

But not only children, in fact, this brake was initially invented to Mick Doohan

remember that after the serious accident he was forced to stop using his right leg to brake,

then he was forced to use the thumb brake already in 1994.

So he built this Brembo brake for Mick Doohan,

in the following years, from 1994 to 1998, he will win 5 World Championship titles.

So much Brembo sponsors the product and says it's a lot of quality,

but it is indeed right?

According to data has much reason, because this brake not only facilitates

in the entry of the curve, so to pull a detached very powerful,

But it also helps in the output curve, in fact as well as their report in their article,

also several articles on the internet that will put the link in the description,

it is said that this rear brake inch aid also in the output of the curve

and then become a kind of Traction Control (TCS) Manual,

so as to let out the pilot with more speed from the curves, limiting the vibration.

It can also become much more accurate than the use of the brake pedal,

because using your foot is less accurate in gauging how much braking power will serve the coming into curve

and thus also it helps to have a much more precise braking.

But some riders, usually taller riders, using both the rear brake pedal, but also the thumb together,

then create a dual-circuit between the thumb and the brake pedal that goes directly to the rear brake.

But you will say, but what do I care about the rear brake thumb that both have it only drivers MotoGP, SBK,

Tom Sykes (SBK rider) and I can never have it in my entire life?

But you are wrong guys, Brembo why she puts it in the ass,

the smell of Vaseline, you hear guys? They ve are putting in the ass!

Yes, because Brembo launched on the market in recent years

a rear brake that you can put on the handlebars on the left handlebar, and use it as do pilots of MotoGP,

so guys do not despair, I leave all the technical details in the description, also on how to buy this product, if you want!

Obviously this is quite expensive to inch brake which costs between € 1500-2000

So weigh up the purchase, also to some standard bike is also an adapter mounted, because you can not be directly mounted on the bike.

No guys, I hope this video you enjoyed, I invite you to leave a huge like to support this series

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a bit 'on the news about myself and also with news on the YouTube video!

Guys today I greet you with this phrase directly from Brembo:

"Just an inch to revolutionize the way you run"

Guys see you at the next,

Be crazy, Be Rastro

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THE DEATH TRIALS | Guts And Glory #14 - Duration: 12:10.

hello everyone it's me jayskibean and welcome to guts and glory last episode I

don't remember what happened it's been so long since I've done guts no glory

it's been like a week and a half sorry about that by the way guys I know

turned us down we got away I know that you guys some of you watch my channel

just for guts and glory and I really appreciate that a lot I'm honored

because there's plenty of other people out there doing guts and glory so anyway

I'm going to jump right into jets trials which is actually kind of a series type

level series thing that this guy's been making in i'ma start the first one first

level of a new campaign death trials and also I found out what these up here are

they're like head dress thingies so I would go to the Viking one at all times

because that's how I raw will roll seems quiet too quiet it's because I

turned it down oh no they flattened it did my attire

I'm getting extremely lucky right now uh-oh what is going on is it the helmet

there's a helmet making me alts not making me uncool it just hit me didn't

matriarchal abou modes brew sure I thought it was for a second there like

the helmets just like knocking stuff out the way maybe it does protect you from

certain things me maybe maybe the helmet does but protect you from something like

these guys maybe if these guys hit me in the head it'll kind of protect a little

alright let's just keep going keep going oh boys getting bumpy I gotta come out

now get out no oh you can do it you can do it don't

don't don't don't die don't die don't die no what is your problem what what K

a screw problem ah what is your problem we'll get out of the hole there we go

yes out of the hole we are out of the hole al jobs therefore it is and now

just yeah that helmets got to be protecting me because before

ah before it was just straight-up like oh there's no checkpoints there are no

checkpoints in this level makes it so much harder and it's like the terrain

here is like dirt so you're sliding all over the place

channa - and to get hit by any of these ah God you guys so easy you die so Fe

why you thought so easy come out there goes my son who buys I'm ah by oh jeez

hey loosen your legs and sue what houses houses even supposed to be Oh even a

little okay this is really this is it's called death trials for a good reason

I'm glad you can't die from blood loss because I'm gonna love that

alright we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine you just gotta kind of go

through this level without fear you know like it's the only way to really do this

it's a not fear death because it's just it's just a part of parthis no no no ha

ha ha we can make it oh my god yes a checkpoint yes good good good Shh it's

okay I can make can't we can't we do this right now how are we supposed to

how am I supposed to do that okay we'll try again we'll try again we can make it

maybe it's cuz my tires just like popped so badly

oh geez what is what is going on Oh Oh No what was that what was that do

you know that was Bru and Bob lease the barley no way to

cherry bombs oh dude how are you supposed to survive

that okay I'm gonna hit this way and good this way I know I missed it nope

there's no way nope you missed it that's it you gotta

hit it you can't you can't miss that there's game over alright so the

shooting a bunch of cherry bombs at me which is freaking hell hell hell hell

yeah oh hey hey hey nope can't miss it you got to hit it all in one like one

big stroke of stroking miss in not death you can't hit it with this no no that's

a key it's okay it's okay uh how ha no oh dude is so hard so hard

oh this is Steve coot you know what I'm gonna make this though I'm gonna beat

all of your death trial sir all of them I'm gonna defeat you at your

just trial game again no uh how did that break oh yeah that's death if you lose

the front after your bike then that's those discs dance the two wars we're

calling the death trials for look I'm gonna finish this up I'm gonna do it

it's gonna happen I've gotten the first part down with the cherry bombs in

ah

there's a finish okay okay Shh she's okay we're good we're there

aha yes okay there's another one here that's probably gonna make me go around

all over the place again watch is gonna be climbed stupid Mountain never mind

haha is different this land is if is the finish line I'm bomb calm as you can see

right there so we're going to go change track oh boy

okay so we've already done the first death child's which is mountains of at

or the fourth one which is mountains of agony and I'll by the way I'm sorry I'm

like playing sideways on the white plains like you guys you see in the side

view of me like a bird like the bird okay so he finished the first one so

Boop and now we can do cube of pain the the pain cube and I'm still gonna be a

Viking okay oh this looks fun oh yeah okay we're fine

oh don't yeah okay so we got to be very very careful all right we have to be

very very careful extreme extreme carefulness how do I do that Oh like so

oh it's okay we're fine we could do this we can do

this gravity is not my friend right now but it's must be when I finish yeah okay

and there we go good go around go around by the way I know um I uploaded an

episode of happy wheels uh about a week ago I'm gonna say about a week ago I

probably not I'm probably gonna put happy wheels on the backburner like it

has been I have a student like for cereal though I haven't done happy roll

since like the good old days when I first started what's not really good old

days because I've been on YouTube forever or I haven't been on YouTube

forever I've been on YouTube for like blah blah about eight nine months some

like that ah chemo and not even a year which so anyway anyway that's beside

point I'm probably putting a happy wheel on the back burner until further notice

I don't really enjoy it as much oh that's the finish line I don't really

enjoy it as much as this Plus this is this is basically the same game but oops

it's basically the same game but a better version of crap when I restart

this is basically a better version of happy wheels it's low okay yet be fast

guts the glory is a better version of happy wheels yeah I said yes so um happy

wasn't going on the back burner and would you rather I'm just getting bored

with my would you rather series so that's probably gonna why are you doing

with me what I just do that whoa okay I didn't know I was there anyway um both

of those series I'm probably gonna put to the side for a little bit like I have

more different stuff planned and I beat it

victorious yes all right so anyway those two ongoing series are going to be kind

of put to the side for a little bit because I don't I don't enjoy them as

much right now and maybe in the future I'll bring them back if I feel like it I

just got bored I guess I just got bored of them installed here we can go it okay

if I just would keep it pain now we can do Ludacris Luda crows think you

supposed to say Ludacris but it definitely does it okay

so we're gonna finish the surgeon just trial and you guys have already seen me

do the fourth one it's pretty pretty old episode I think where I did the fourth

one it's I was in the woods and in you know and stupid oh geez there goes my

head alright so the helmet definitely helps for sure the helmet helps alright

so yeah you don't die on impact but you still get chopped in half oh you do down

in town okay okay prove me wrong I care to prove me wrong cuz a Super

Bowl and I stabbed a girl okay oh we gotta go there let's do it we always

fast how am I doing this I dunno cuz dudu Oh hit the brakes to stay on

the brakes and we can make it stay on the brakes if we can make it like a

shake and bacon like a big shaken big so this is the depth trials like so far

it's not to death East like it's a pretty cool series of levels but death

is has not really been an issue at all so far except for there obviously

because I didn't hit my brakes that time usually I take these boosts pretty easy

because I just hit the brakes I don't know if that's considered cheating or

all boy here we go OOP look and here we go I'm gonna hit

hard I'm gonna give it a big need for never

fear I'm gonna be a winner yeah I store dashing it's still a shame what about on

the other side this hill no we can't see it was something hairy I say we got to

see we got to see we gonna see no it didn't let us see didn't let us see Oh

No but anyway I gotta finish the episode up here we did a bunch of levels they

were a lot shorter than I thought they were gonna be at the death trial levels

etc oh I'm going backwards to know what happened okay so anyway I'm gonna go

ahead and subscribe to that one and I would do the fourth one but I've only

done it again I've done it before it's it's the tree house death trial I think

it was actually called Jeff's trials - so anyway I gotta finish up sit up here

hope you guys enjoyed if you guys did enjoy make sure you slap that like

button underneath the video and until next time I'll see you guys later

you

For more infomation >> THE DEATH TRIALS | Guts And Glory #14 - Duration: 12:10.

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Buy the specialties of CANADA - Duration: 3:59.

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Thursday, June 22, 2017 (Full Episode) - Duration: 23:46.

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, shout-out to -- Charlamagne texted me.

He was like, "Yo, peace, guy. Heard y'all got nominated

for an Emmy. Congrats." I'm like, "What?!"

The nominations aren't out yet.

-That's what I'm sayin'. -He read it wrong.

Hopefully we will be up for the Emmy

for the show and for the election special.

You know what I'm sayin'? Out here.

-How you feel? -Double-dippin'.

Yo, nigga, let me get two Emmy nominations.

I'm going to Dr. Miami.

I'm gonna get all the wrinkles removed from my ball sac.

You know what I'm sayin'? I'm-a get abs on my neck, nigga.

[ Laughter ]

I'm coming through with the wild Kardashian yeeks.

I'm gonna look like Nicki Minaj.

I'm gonna be sitting, and I'm still gonna be like up here.

-Shout-outs! -Gonna sit on a booster seat.

They got the Bumbo under the pants and shit.

Niggas be like, "Yo, I love the show.

Desus is funny, but he also got the wild yeeks now."

"Yo, I never knew Desus had the yams like that."

"Yo, Desus should stand more."

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Yo, Trumpito had a campaign rally last night in Iowa.

-Of course. -Because --

The last bastion of support.

Does he know he's still president?

He doesn't need to rally for four years, my guy.

First, Trump wanted to respond to criticism he's been getting

for hiring multiple billionaires to be in his cabinet.

That's a fair thing to criticize I think.

So somebody said, "Why did you appoint a rich person

to be in charge of the economy?"

And Wilbur's a very rich person in charge of Commerce.

I said, "Because that's kind of thinking we want."

I mean, you know, really.

And I love all people, rich or poor.

But in those particular positions,

I just don't want a poor person. Does that make sense?

-[ Laughs ] Oh, my God. Yo! -He's like, "Listen.

"Me and Twitter chicks. No broke boys.

It's in the bio."

Come on. "Bad bitches, link up. Holla."

Your man Wilbur Ross, the living corpse,

is worth $2.9 billion --

-Ross. -The boss.

According to Bloomberg, who's another rich guy.

Look at your mans. Wow!

That's the biggest boss that you seen thus far.

Yo, look at this pinky toe without a nail.

[ Laughter ]

-Yo! Yo. -M-M-M-Maybach music.

Look at your man's neck, B.

Fam.

Just imagine him, like, taking all your rights away and shit,

taking all your money while that shit is jiggling.

[ Laughter ]

Imagine your man eating the back like blblblblblb!

Shit just flapping around and shit. Ew!

Just sound like wet chicken skin. Ew!

"Look at my guy. He...with the vision. Let's build.

-"Yo, my guy right here." -We're doing a collaboration."

It's like when a SoundCloud nigga see Diddy in the club.

"Yo. Building.

You see he...with the vision.

-"Future, Trey Peezy. -Yo. Out here.

We're doing it. The G mix.

Yo. [ Laughs ]

Hopped in the studio. Your guy did it one time for the culture.

"Got some heat for you niggas coming soon."

Yo. Hottest nigga in the building. Ross right here.

2.9 billy. The Billy Boys. What's good?"

Yo, get your mans outta here!

Of course Trump gonna be on his dick

'cause he has actual money, unlike Trump.

So Trump's like, "Yo, can I hold something?

"Let me hold something down, please."

It's for my studio time. I gotta fix my mixtape.

His money's long. My tie's longer."

Oh!

Oh, no! Elmer Fudd-ass nigga!

Yo. Look at this!

Look at this hype beast! Whoa! Whoa!

Too much swag!

-Yo! What?! -Yo. Read Four Pins once.

Look at your man over here with the hard sartorial look.

Son!

Got the camo "Make America Great" --

You can't even -- That's deadstock.

You can't even get that.

Look at my man in the back. He's like, "Yo."

He's like, "Look at the swag!"

He's like, "Is that Travis Scott?"

[ Laughter ]

Trumpito also talked shit about the GOP's recent victories

-in special elections. -Oh, yeah, that's right.

I mean, they have phony witch hunts going against me.

They have everything going. And you know what?

All we do is win, win, win.

-♪ No matter what ♪ -♪ Got money on my mind ♪

-He missed the chance! -Damn!

All we do is win, win, win.

[ Laughter ]

Bro, I don't care how much it costs to license that.

Y'all gotta license that song and play it right under that.

All we do is win, win, win. We won last night.

[ Applause ]

I can't believe it.

He's talking about smashin'.

"Hey, I was on Backpage, got her for 50 roses.

Cha-ching!

[ Laughter ]

"She put in 100. I talked her down."

I talked her down to 50. Got the wild toppy."

And he also brought back one of his classics for the fans.

-Gotta do the hits, bro. -He brought back a hit.

-You gotta do the hits. -He has so many.

-The catalog is deep. -You already know what it is.

It's like going to a Rolling Stones concert.

You don't know what you're gonna get. "Oh, my God!"

We will build the wall. We've already started planning.

-Oh, shit! -It will be built.

Oh, shit. Encore!

Build that wall! Build that wall!

It was like an encore, and they was like, "Hova! Hova!

MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!"

[ Vocalizing ]

"It was fun, ladies and gentlemen. You're far too kind."

We will build the wall. We need it. We need it.

We have to stop the drugs from blowing in.

Wait. What?

"I just want to blow them up my nasal."

Is that how he thinks drugs are getting in?

Just a dust ball of 20 bags of coke

just coming over the plain like, "Yo..."

"We have to stop it." Oh, my God.

Get the fuck outta here, bro.

Your man was on a bus with Billy Bush

talking about grabbing pussy.

He's definitely done blow in the bathroom before.

-Oh, definitely. -For sure. 100,000%.

He allegedly was coked up during one of the debates.

-Come on. -Remember he was like [Sniffs]

Yeah, he had the wild coke drip and shit.

Had the wild coke drip. He's like [Snorts]

He's like, "Yo, Let me tell you niggas something.

He was like, "Nah, I'm not with Russia. [Snorts]"

Even if I was, I mean [Snorts] what's so bad about that?

Y'all don't bang with Russia like that? [Snorts]

Anyway, whatever. Get off that Russia shit. Look at my clothing line.

Here's the thing. What if instead of having two legs of pants,

it's just one big pant that you can wear with your friends?

It's called TrumpWear.

Extra-long ties for you niggas. It's lit.

What if your shoes were already stitched to your pants?

You'd save like 30 seconds every morning.

Yo! Yo!

[ Sniffing ]

Look at your man. Look at Coke Flow McGee.

He went to see el gallo before the...debate.

-See? -[ Sniffing ]

-Yeah! -Yeah!

...on Dyckman.

[ Sniffing ]

Yo! Fam!

[ Sniffing ]

That shit was raw!

This is when you're at a party, and someone's like, "You mind?"

Yo. Fuck it. [ Snorts ]

Oh. Oh. I'm running for president.

You're like, "Ah! Ah! [ Inhales sharply ] Yeah. Ooh!"

He's gonna start tearing up. He's like [Snorting]

Hetero, what'd you put in this?

'Cause Hillary got...

[ Laughter ]

Got the fat rails.

"Yo. We're doing shoelaces in the bathroom. It's lit."

[ Laughter ]

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Speaking of people destroying things you love

and having unnecessary rallies and talking to cameras

saying hurtful things --

Uh, not my president!

Knick president Phil Jackson gets pressed about rumors

that he's looking to trade the future --

Kristaps Porzingis, a.k.a. Alabaster Ewing.

Why would you do this to us, B?

Why would you trade the unicorn?

Why would you trade just the greatest thing

to happen to this franchise in, I want to say, 40 years?

[ Sighs ]

A lot of rumors flying around, and reports, too,

that you've been listening to some trade offers

for Kristaps Porzingis. Is that in fact happening?

We're getting calls.

You know, as much as we value Kristaps

and, you know, what he's done for us,

you know, we have to do what's good for our club.

You gotta do what's good for the club.

Oh, trade away the best... thing you had on the team

in 20 years, you...idiot?!

Yo, I hate this guy's guts, yo.

And Phil Jackson may have broken

the illustrious Stephen A. Smith.

"Buh!"

I don't even have to see sound, and I already know.

How is this clip loud on mute?

Like, my ears hurt, and the shit didn't even play yet.

[ Laughs ]

I'm so damn disgusted that this damn Phil Jackson

is still in New York City!

I don't even know what to do with myself, Max Kellerman!

I don't even understand how you, the ultimate cool --

I'm-a start calling you -- Instead of Max, I'm-a call you The Matrix

'cause I don't understand how you can be so damn cool!

Claiming to be a New Yorker, claiming to be a Knicks fan,

how you can sit here and be so cool

and elocuting and articulating words about Phil Jackson

without the resident level of disgust that I am feeling!

I don't know what I would do to Phil Jackson

if he showed his face! This man is a disgrace!

[ Laughter ]

Stephen A. drinking that nutcracker at the barber shop

like, "Yo, let me tell y'all niggas something about the Knicks!

Y'all don't even know! Pass me a Newport!"

[ Laughs ]

"Let me tell y'all something. Listen to me.

Phil Jackson, you a bitch-ass nigga!

I swear to God, if I see you on 233rd, nigga, it's on and poppin'!

I'll put money on your head, po! I swear to God, nigga!

I been a Knicks fan 48 years, and you're gonna do me like this?!

I can't believe it. Max Kellerman, you Yakubian devil!

How dare you be so chill! How dare you!

We gonna jump your ass, Phil!"

[ Laughs ] Yo. He's tight.

-He's tight. -He's tight. We tight.

Listen. He speaks for every New Yorker now.

The subways is messed up. The Knicks is -- Come on.

The only good thing about being a New Yorker right now

was Kristaps. And Aaron Judge, of course.

-And Cardi B. -And Cardi B. Shout-out to you.

-Now we got nothing. -Come on.

Listen. If -- I'm looking directly at the camera.

If they trade Kristaps, we're burning down Madison Square Garden.

It's not a game. It's not a...game.

Legal, do what you have to do with that.

You know what I'm sayin'?

-But Stephen A. wasn't done. -Nope.

He wanted to speak on Phil Jackson's decisions with the Lakers.

Ooh.

His very first move as the executive

was to sign Lamar Odom...

who was on crack!!

[ Laughter ]

O-kay. All right.

That is a valid complaint.

Yo! Yo, my God! Yo, fam!

Some people will call that a preexisting condition.

I mean...

Who amongst us has not enjoyed a couple of crizzies?

Little critters here and there never hurt nobody.

A little aluminum foil dessert. You know what I mean?

You know what I'm sayin'? Little glass dills.

His very first move as the executive

was to sign Lamar Odom...

who was on crack!!

[ Laughter ]

Shorty turned away like, "Oh, my God.

I went to five years of journalism school for this."

Yo. My man screamed about crills.

-Oh, my God. -He was on crack.

Shout-out to Lamar Odom, though. He got clean, right?

-Is he clean? -Yo. He's out here. Yeah.

He put on weight.

He's not really clean. He's just on a crack sabbatical.

Yeah.

He's on a crack break. You know what I'm sayin'?

-He still alive, right? -Yeah. Hell yeah.

-Okay, cool. -He's out here.

He almost perished at the BunnyRanch shit.

Crackheads live forever, though.

That's it. Yeah.

If you survive that first death experience, you're good forever.

Knicks owner James Dolan won't be attending --

I'm sorry. No, no. Not Knicks owner.

Legendary musician James Dolan...

Whoo! He won't be attending the draft tonight.

"Sorry, guy. I got a gig." That's right.

The owner of a huge NBA franchise,

one of the biggest franchises in the NBA...

One of the original franchises.

Yes. He will be performing at a wine bar.

-During the draft. -During the draft.

He's going to skip the draft.

But for those of you who are not familiar with JD & The Straight Shot,

here are some of their hits.

"Better Find a Church." With SZA.

Damn.

Bro, I want to smack that...fedora off his head so bad, bro.

I wouldn't even smack his face. Just smack the...fedora off.

Like, "Yo, what the.. are you doing, you idiot?!

Your whole franchise is at stake, you...worm."

Oh, my God.

Yo, this is disgusting, B. I'm appalled.

The pastor's gonna come out like,

"What are you doing? Get out of my church!

Why are you sitting on the pew like that?!

"This is sacrilegious!

Come on, you -- James --

Get the...out of my church! You ruined my...Knicks!

[ Laughter ]

The draft is on right now, you asshole!

What are you doing here?"

Just throws down the communion plate like, "I'm...fed up!"

Nigga start chugging the wine. Glglglgl!

"Let's go, me and you. I got your triangle right here."

"Glide."

Ohh. I hope it has nothing to do with lubricant.

This was, like, a big hit last year.

The official music video for "Glide."

I want to choke this nigga. Off of the...

Shout-out to its four thousand, four hundred and...

Views. Wow.

Let's see some of the comments.

Let's read some of these comments.

Oh, boy. Yeah, boy.

"You need to glide your ass out

of the Knick's ownership position."

[ Laughter ]

Yo! Oh, my God.

"Wow. This is topnotch cringe material. This guy buys friends.

So sad. Maybe it is better to be poor."

Damn!

-This ain't us, by the way. -Yo!

We're just reading these. Yo.

Should we just start going to his concerts?

If we go to his concerts, you think he'll leave the Knicks alone?

Yes. Yo, we need to make him go platinum so he focuses

entirely on his music career and sells the Knicks.

Yes! James Dolan, listen.

If we make you one of the biggest artists ever --

Every New Yorker will buy a copy of your album if you agree to sell the Knicks.

Please. Come on. New Yorkers, are you with me?

♪♪

-Number-one show in late night. -That's right, you ballbags.

You better get the Emmy votes ready.

-That's right. -'Cause we're sweeping 'em.

-Tonight we have Matt Walsh. -You know what I'm sayin'?

Mathematician, actor, comedian.

Why would they put "mathematician" first?

I'm like, yo, this dude's in every program ever

that's ever been on TV, but they put "mathematician" first.

Because we want this to seem like --

like we research stuff on this show.

We don't really, but, you know...

Even he's like, "Oh, wow.

Y'all found that little line on my Wikipedia article?"

He's like, "I actually put that there myself

to see if y'all will Wikipedia me."

Come up. We gonna do math with "Math" Walsh.

Yeah! [ Laughs ]

♪♪

On TV, you played a press secretary.

-Yes. Mike McLintock. -Mike McLintock.

Has Sean Spicer ever contacted you for tips?

No. People always compare me to Sean Spicer,

but, no, he has never contacted me.

He didn't "shadow" you to prepare for the role?

[ Laughter ]

Spicer spent two weeks on set

before he started working for Donald Trump.

He's just eating Dippin' Dots like...

"So I heard you're a mathematician."

[ Laughter ]

Do you think there'll be more "Mad Max" movies

now that people are so bummed out? Oh, for sure.

In the first four months of watching our nation,

like, lose all norms and all values,

do you think artists are just --

"Let's just start writing some post-apocalyptic shit?"

The problem with "Mad Max," it was out in the desert and stuff.

Like we're living "Mad Max" but, like, on regular roads.

-Yeah. Yeah, you're right. -It'll be in Williamsburg.

A dude on a unicycle is gonna try to rob you for your hummus.

Just blasting the guitar.

Just gonna kill you with a ukulele.

-You know what I'm sayin'? -Yeah. It'll be like --

It'll be a soft apocalypse.

It won't be the full-on destruction apoc--

That sounds beautiful.

Like, the structures will still be standing,

but it'll be chaotic, and they'll be stealing --

Like, all the MetroCard machines will be broken.

Yeah. Exactly. The McFlurry machine's not working.

-Nothing digital will work. -Nothing.

-Like, all analog. -Soft apocalypse.

Bartering will come back.

Bad, terrible Wi-Fi signals everywhere.

Have you sort of given over to the fact

that whatever I'm writing, the government probably knows?

-Yes. -You live that way, right?

I used to do the whole thing of,

like, oh, cover the camera on your laptop.

I'm like, "You know what? You're gonna watch me masturbate. I don't care.

-You're gonna see all of it. -You can see all of this."

You ever go extra-long just for the NSA agent?

I'm gonna stop halfway and look for another clip.

"Yeah. Yeah. You like that, Edward Snowden? Yeah."

You like my sweatpants with one leg on?

Yeah. You're gonna get all that.

My cat just hops on the thing like, "Reowr!" Like, "Move!"

And then your wife's like, "Who are you talking to, honey?"

"Who is that?! Who is that?!" "Oh, it's just -- Uh..."

Listen. If you walk in a room,

and someone slams down their MacBook...

they weren't checking their taxes.

-No. No. -All right?

When people see you, who do they --

What do they -- What character do they call you?

Or do they say, "You're that guy"?

I get a lot of that. I get a lot of stops.

They're like, "Do I know you?" Or, "You're..."

And then I have to tell them what I'm in.

Do you get when people are like, "Where do I know you from"?

You're trying to shop, and people just stop you.

-I get that. -Do you try to guess --

My favorite version of that is I was in Disneyland,

and me and my sister and her kids were there, and blah-blah.

And someone's like, "I know you."

And I'm like, "Oh, I'm an actor."

And he's like, "No. Her. I went to high school with her."

[ Laughter ]

-Wah-wah. -He was talking to my sister.

-Ohh. -Eee!

And you started to ask more questions like, "How do you know her?"

[ Laughs ] It was funny.

But, yeah, I get "Veep" now

and "The Hangover" and "UCB," things like that.

Do you kind of, like, know what people know you from

just by looking at them?

Like if you see a dude -- They have the flip-flops that you can open a beer with.

"'Old School,' dude!"

-Yes. -Yeah.

I think you're probably right. Or stoners liked "UCB."

A lot of stoner kids loved "UCB."

And I think like --

I don't know how you describe how somebody looks --

Like, a political obsessive, but they're "Veep" fans.

Like, probably a frumpy white guy.

Yeah. With an Old Navy shirt.

Yeah. With an Old Navy shirt.

[ Laughter ]

Fam, let me tell you something.

There's nothing America loves more --

and by America, I mean white people.

There's nothing that white people love more than dogs.

Yeah. So if you kill a dog --

Do you have a dog? I do. We have three.

They're rescues. They're rescues.

And they're rescues. See?

We didn't go to a puppy mill.

I've been walking rescues all weekend.

Really? So I can go to heaven, 'cause...

[ Laughter ]

Are you gonna keep one, or are you just, like, walking them?

No, I just walk it with the leash, and it says "Adopt Me."

And people walk by, and they're like,

"Oh, I feel so guilty. I should get a dog."

And I was like, "You should. You should adopt him.

You guilt them into getting a dog. Adopt him.

They're gonna kill this one tonight."

You know what killed me?

I agree with you.

White people do love their dogs.

What's...up is, like,

I was in Target with the kids,

and there's refrigerated dog food now.

You're speaking to me.

Do you buy that?! No.

Oh, I thought you bought refrigerated -- No, no, no, no.

Oh, Target with children? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you've been there. But high as shit.

"Go to the toy aisle. I'll go shopping." Come back.

Yeah. I'll be mad-high in the Reese's aisle.

Like, you go destroy every blind packet --

Go look at the Legos, and I'll be back.

Wait. Refrigerated dog food?

There's a big refrigerator, and, like, refrigerat--

That seems like the end of our civilization.

Yeah. It's like real food for dogs.

Yeah, it's, like, fancy...

I don't know if you heat it up in the microwave.

I don't know if I'm going real food for dogs

'cause dog food and human food,

there's, like, a slippery slope there.

They're not the same. Get four.

Get four dogs? Yeah. Why not?

You got four kids. Four kids?

What, are they gonna ride the dogs to...school?

I don't know how kids work. [ Laughs ]

He's like, "Yo, here's a dog. He's gonna take --"

It's like wolves in "Game of Thrones."

Like, here's your dog. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't get -- Oh, my God.

Why you just making all these rules, like --?

Listen, there's not enough time for me

to catch up on "Game of Thrones," so I've given up.

"Game of Thrones" comes back, what, in like two months?

No, you can definitely binge.

Have you done any of it?

I've did the first --

I did the first 10 minutes --

I watched the first 10 minutes of the first episode.

And I said, "This is some white-people shit with dragons.

I'm not watching this.

What else you got coming on deck?

You got a mixtape?

'Cause they --

Listen, they told me you was a mathematician.

I assume you were a rapper, as well.

Like, they just lying to me.

I don't rap. Why not?

Why don't -- [ Laughs ]

Do you not rap because you feel you can't?

You feel you don't have the flow

or you haven't found the talent?

Or it is just like, you felt like that wasn't your thing?

I definitely have the flow and the swagger. Yeah.

I don't have the back story to rap about.

Like my life would be rapping

about Target and refrigerated dog food.

♪♪

What do you want your rainbow to say?

Do you want to have it --

Oh, I know what my rain--

Don't have -- what was it?

Oh, yes, don't have a baby --

Don't carry a baby for a celebrity

for less than 75 grand.

That's right.

[ Applause ]

Matt Walsh, y'all.

That's wisdom for y'all.

$75,000? $75,000?

What's the -- what's the -- how much?

$75,000's worth it? 75 grand?

That's like a decent job. You know what I'm sayin'?

$75,000?

100 grand? 100 grand?

All right, don't carry a celebrity's baby

for less than 100 grand.

There you go. That's my rainbow.

Yeah, cross that "75" out. Cross that one out.

Put in his new one in. Matt Walsh, y'all!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Yeah! Shout-outs! ♪ Shout-outs ♪

Yo, shout-out to little kids getting drunk... Yeah.

...from spinning in circles.

Oh, I thought it was just getting drunk.

I was like, "yeah, what?" If you're broke,

if you spin around really fast,

it's kind of the same as being drunk.

Oh, yeah. That's wild.

Yeah, this kid is --

my kid would have hurled, like, two seconds into that.

Yeah, 'cause little kids,

like, you can make them dizzy real quick. Yeah!

And he's spinning --

Yo, my man is benching like 250.

He's spinning that kid in that little thingy.

He's spinning him, like, 80 miles per hour.

[ Laughs ]

He's like, "yo."

Oh!

He's like, "whoa."

He's like, "bro.

I've never taken so much Xanax before."

He's like, "yo." "Oh, whoa."

Whoa! Oh!

Yo. He's like,

"yo, this White Widow got me stood up."

Yo, whoa. Whoa, shit.

Whoa. "Yo, you sure that's just Henny?"

He's like, "yo."

"Yo, I can't... with the hookah."

[ Laughs ]

Yo.

"Yo, that shit got carbon monoxide."

[ Laughter ]

Look, in the club, he's like,

"yo, I'm about to just take a nap real quick."

Like, "yo, yo." "I'ma just lay right here."

"Yo. Nah, nah, I'm good.

I'ma just rest my eyes."

Yo, shout-out to riding the subway,

you know what I'm sayin'?

[ Laughs ]

Yo.

With your...pet raccoon.

You know what? This is just -- It's a woodland mammal.

This is just normal now.

This is normal, regular shit.

Yo.

Listen, every time you swipe into the subway now,

you're riding in "The Hunger Games."

That's it, bro. That's it.

Okay, this is this person's spirit animal

or their companion --

Doing Jello shots on the train. Light work.

Is that -- is that how it works now?

You can take any kind of animal for protection

on the train and shit? Is it?

It's Trump's America, bro. Damn, dude.

You can sit on there with a porcupine and shit,

like, "aah," just backing down everyone.

"Yo, back the...up." "Yo, move in. Move in!

Yo, my porcupine got quills. Don't get stuck, nigga."

"Yo, nah, I got my skunk." "Move to the middle of the train."

"Yo, be easy. I got the skunky."

You know what I'm sayin'? But, yo.

When raccoons got to eat, they got to eat. You know what I'm sayin'?

They make it happen by any means.

They got the mask on. Oh, this is my favorite raccoon.

Yeah! ♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

...mad skunk. ♪ Doo-doo, doo ♪

He's like, "what's up?"

He's like, "yo, how are you doing, fellow cats?"

I, too, am a cat. "I'm a cat, too."

"The other day, I saw a m-- Whoa, whoa, whoa."

He's like, "no, I'm a cat. I'm a cat. I'm a cat.

Like, would a cat -- Meow, meow, meow, meow.

"Yo, I'm eating with my hands, meow, meow."

"Yeah, I'm a cat.

Now, look, I enjoy Fancy Feast." Yeah. Yeah.

And somebody was like, "yo." Yo.

"Yo, nigga, you ain't no cat.

I'm not supposed to eat. Whatever.

Oh, oh, really?

No, I'm just a cat, officer.

You know what? Matter of fact, I'm off this."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, come here."

"Whoa, whoa, come here. Come here. Come here.

Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa."

"Now, let me see your I.D., pal.

All right, yo...boy. Let me see your I.D."

[ Laughs ] "Let me see your...I.D., pal."

[ Laughs ] "I.D., I.D."

"Watch me. Watch me.

We out!" "Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!

Don't...walk -- P.D." "It's hard out here.

Suck my dick from the back!"

♪♪

Shout-out to the Bruce Lee of cats.

Cats always do wild shit. Watch this.

Meow. Oh, what?

Oh! Oh! What the...?

Did the "Streets of Rage."

Yo, my man did the --

Is this like the hip-hop crazy legs?

Hey!

You ever heard cats having sex, though?

Yo, they sound like they're getting killed.

They're like [Yowls loudly]

Yo, terrible.

He's like, "yeah."

Garfield's like, "yo, I don't hate."

He's like, "let me get all that lasagna, ma.

Yeah." "Yeah, ma."

She's like, "you not even really doing work back there."

"[ Moans lightly ]" You -- you --

"Ah, go ahead.

Go ahead with that little weak shit."

You're not really --

[ Cat screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

She's like, "yeah! Yeah!"

He's like, "yeah!"

"Chill!

That's my cervix, nigga."

You wildin'." He's like, "yeah, yeah."

"Yo, D, chill." Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.

[ Cat screaming ]

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

"Chill! I said no. I said no.

I said just your finger."

[ Laughs ] Stupid.

♪♪

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WHY the old lady swallowed the fly - Duration: 3:06.

HEY TRIPPSTERS got an odd subject for you today and there was an old lady who

swallowed a fly okay this is a Rhyme from years and years

and years ago okay if you don't know what I'm talking about I will link to a

video of it in the description below okay but there is this rhyme from

probably most of y'all's childhood at mine - about an old lady who swallowed a

fly but I don't know why she's holding the fly okay

and she swallowed the spider to catch the fly she swallows the bird to catch

the spider it's his whole big long drawn-out she keeps swallowing stuff in

order to catch whatever she swallowed before in order to catch the fly but we

don't know why she swallowed the fly I had the answer

oh my god I so had the answer who can he she swallowed the fly by accident

because she drinks coffee swear to God

let me explain how to this I drink coffee and I drink black coffee and

apparently so did that old lady who swallowed the fly

oh my god this is so gross and disgusting but I'm still going to share

it with you I wish to give a cup of coffee the other mount that is sitting

on my nightstand because I was busy sitting on my bed doing something on the

computer and I just simply reach over and picked up my coffee and I remember

I'm drinking a cup of coffee and it is black coffee that's how I take my coffee

is just black and without looking I just simply turned it up oh my god something

hit my mouth thank God I did not get it in my mouth I did not swallow it oh my

god when it hit my mouth I went oh there was a fly a fly head drowned in my

coffee this is so disgusting it's not even funny but it is funny okay

the minute that it happened I went after I got over the initial you

my first but after that was I'm the one when he rolled the block because she

drink black coffee didn't realize it was in her cup and she accidentally

swallowed it there you go I have now answered the age-old question

why the old lady swallowed the fly because it was in her coffee she drank

black coffee didn't realize it was in her cup and

accidentally swallowed it there you go

this is an insane video but I had to shoot it because it was just too funny

not to and I hope you guys got a good laugh out of this

and remember no I did not swallow the fly okay but that is gonna do it for now

this is IICEPETSt Queen and I am TRIPPIN OUT

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Eyes On Mikaela | Transformers (2007) | Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 5:01.

Mikaela! It's Sam.

Witwicky.

I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything.

You sure?

So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.

I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.

There you go.

So...

I can't believe that I'm here right now.

You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.

Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.

I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.

'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys,

for tight abs and really big arms.

Big arms?

Well, there's a couple new additions in the car.

Like, I just put in that light there.

And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.

Yeah.

Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?

Oh, no, no.

We've been in the same school since first grade.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yeah, a long time.

Well, do we have any classes together?

- Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which?

History. Language arts. Math. Science.

- Sam. - Sam. Yeah.

- Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky.

God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...

- No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.

No, no, no. No. Come on.

Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.

When I get that feeling I want sexual healing

This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so...

Sexual healing

Look, this isn't something that I, you know...

I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.

'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do.

Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.

- No, of course not. - I'm a friend of yours.

I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.

I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.

I feel good

Just pop the hood.

Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Whoa, nice headers.

You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor.

That's pretty impressive, Sam.

Double-pump?

It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.

I like to go faster.

And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.

Yeah? How'd you know that?

My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.

I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.

That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.

Oh, my God.

Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.

Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.

Especially not Trent. He hates it.

Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine.

I prefer it, actually.

- Okay. You want to fire it up for me? - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.

- Thanks. - You know, I was thinking.

You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?

You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk.

Good luck with your car.

All right.

Walking's healthy, right?

Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now.

Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.

Baby come back any kind of fool could see

Hey!

There was something in everything about you

Baby come back you can blame it all on me

Hey!

Wait a second!

I was wrong and I just can't live without you

There it is.

I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. - You... You think I'm shallow?

I think you're... No, no, no.

I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right, I'll see you at school.

All right.

That's stupid.

That was a stupid line.

"There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. I love my car.

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The difficult part is that we have to set up the mousetraps while we are building

Because otherwise we couldn't go into the chess field

So we have to be careful that we don't knock down everything before the project is finished

NOOOOOO - HOLY s***

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What is it?

It's a robot.

But like a...

Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot.

It's probably Japanese.

Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.

What are you doing?

I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.

Really? Well, do you speak robot?

Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.

- I think it wants something from me. - What?

Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.

You are the strangest boy I have ever met.

<i>- Can you talk? - XM Satellite Radio...</i>

<i>Digital cable brings you... ... Columbia Broadcasting System...</i>

So you... You talk through the radio?

<i>Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful.</i>

So, what was that last night? What was that?

<i>Message from Starfleet, Captain...</i>

<i>Throughout the inanimate vastness of space...</i>

<i>Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!</i>

Visitors from heaven? What...

What are you, like, an alien or something?

<i>Any more questions you want to ask?</i>

He wants us to get in the car.

And go where?

Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life,

don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

This car's a pretty good driver.

I know.

Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?

I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.

Yeah.

You're right.

- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why?

Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.

- Yeah, all right. - Right?

- Yeah. - Okay.

There, see? That's better.

- Okay. - Okay.

You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.

Thank you.

You know what I don't understand?

Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot,

does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?

Move it, you moron!

Great, now... See?

Fantastic.

Now you pissed him off.

That car is sensitive.

I mean, $4000 just drove off.

What?

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Scorponok Desert Battle | Transformers (2007) | Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 5:19.

Whoa!

Watch out!

- Open fire! - Contact! Contact!

Everybody, quiet. Settle.

Whoa, mother... What the hell is...

Get up! Get up! Come on!

Go! Move it!

Take cover!

Fig! Cover the rear!

Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear! Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!

Come on! Give me a mag!

Where's your papa? Where's your papa?

Papa!

Sir, we need... I need a telephone.

- Telephone, telephone, yes! - Telephone!

Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!

- Cell phone! - I don't know how to thank you.

Fire!

This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you to... Do you understand?

It's an emergency Pentagon...

I don't have a credit card!

Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.

I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.

I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!

Ammo!

I need a credit card!

- Epps! Where's your wallet? - Pocket!

- Which pocket? - My back pocket!

- You got 10 back pockets! - Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!

All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!

Okay, it's Visa.

Also, sir, have you heard about

our premium plus world-service gold package?

No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon!

Give me a status.

Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar.

They say they're survivors of the base attack.

Survivors?

I ain't never seen this in my life!

Need gunships on station ASAP!

Predator's coming up in a minute.

We're linking the call to the nearest AWACS.

Unknown, man. I don't... Man, if you seen this shit...

Predator ETA two minutes.

Hey! Make way!

- What is that? - I don't know.

We need air support and we need it now.

Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target.

I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu.

Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close-fire mission.

Weapons, I just got a call from Falcon Ops.

Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?

- Send the Hogs, sir. - Okay, send the Hogs over

to Kill Box One Alpha. It's a danger close...

Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha, 300 feet danger close.

Friendlies in the area.

Seven-man team north of orange smoke!

Received Kill Box One Alpha. Engage hostile.

Attack direction west! You're clear and hot!

Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.

Hog One-One Dark Star status.

- Lennox! The heat's coming! - Laze the target!

We got a beam-rider incoming! Laze target!

- Ready! Heat's coming! - What? Bring it!

Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target.

No frigging way that thing's still not down.

Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain.

Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds.

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EVEN More Night in the Woods Hacking - Game Glitch - Duration: 9:06.

This has never happened before.

Hello people, my name is Avery Miller, and welcome to Game Glitch!

I do apologize for doing less Game Glitch videos recently, I'm always try new stuff,

so that's just something you should expect from my channel.

There's stuff for everyone!

^^ But, that aside, the NITW video I made a while

back has over 30,000 views at the time of recording this, which is amazingly awesome!

Some really cool people have even seen the video and have reached out to me and stuff

like that, which is really awesome!!

But, because I'm here for the money, I'm going to give you what you want, so prepare

your body: More MORE Night in the Woods stuff!

This will hopefully be the last video I do on NITW.

For now, at least.

Enough time has passed since the game came out that a lot of glitches and hacky stuff

has been discovered that I didn't cover in either of my other two videos!

I thought another one could be in order.

Keep in mind that the dev team actively fixes glitches, so by the time you watch this…

It might not work.

Or, I mean, it might work like the game is supposed too, but the glitches…

Hmm.

You get what I'm saying.

Although, we're going to start with a bit of a fun thing, that even you can try at home,

and it's the speech bubble editor!

It's an editor that allows you to change what characters say in the game.

It doesn't have much of a practical use other than to make some goofy memes.

I thought I'd show you how it get it set up, because, it's pretty cool.

Just headover to the GitHub Repo, or page as you normies would call it, and download

the latest release.

Just unzip it, and run the .exe.

Go into more, click on the run setup button, and then click the enable file watcher button,

and you're all ready to go!

This is great, go over to files, and you have all the text said inside the game.

The first one I found was the file from the beginning of the game, with the poem that

is super depressing, so I naturally thought I'd add a bit of a plug in there.

And I ran the game, but not before resetting my save file (mae, greggg…

I will always love you)…

And it worked, there it is.

The problem here is that there aren't any characters on screen, so I can't show off

emotions or anything!

So I did the same thing, only with the first janitor scene.

Any second now…

Haha. subscribe to Avery!

Omg, it worked!?!

NITW uses emojis to program expressions into the dialogue, like here, I had put in a slash-o-forward-slash,

and it made Mae hold up her arms!

And since I didn't program a put down arm thing into the dialogue, Mae holds her arms

up…

For ever, or until it gets overwritten later on.

When looking at the other text used in the game, it cracks me up, because it might as

well be a role play transcript, with the smilie faces, and the arms being held up and stuff,

hehe!

You guys should really try it out, make a backup of the dialogue first, then you could

literally re-write the game from here.

There's another similar script by emberimp on GitHub that let's you edit your save

file.

Third time's a charm, this might be the most glitchy-hacky NITW video I've made as of

yet!

As shown in the Readme file here, you can change the amount of drawings you have in

your journal thing, which is…

Hey something actually useful for once!

Although that being said, I couldn't really figure out how to run the code, honestly.

I think if you open the .sln file in Microsoft Visual Studio you can get it to launch, but

I'm too rushed to get this video out.

If you actually want me to figure out how to do this, let me know.

Now that I'm thinking back I might have just downloaded the source code and not the

release…

Oh my god, I'm a moron.

Just forget I said anything.

I DIGRESS!

On the first NITW video, a GamingToMakeGames commented on the video, saying that they had

found a very strange glitch in the game.

Now, he was able to capture footage of it, and was kind enough to let me show it here!

Like I said earlier, this stuff gets fixed a lot of the time, but I don't think you're

really going to be trying to replicate the glitch anyways, I don't even know why you're

watching.

But I love you for it.

Anyways, how I understand this glitch is… basically it let's you go out of bounds,

and it's done by going from the Snack Falcon, or rather just that general area, to downtown,

and all you have to do is move in the opposite direction right after the loading screen ends.

I think.

And you just drop right out of the game, and it appears that it somehow bypasses the trigger

that would restart the loading screen…

So, I don't know, crazy stuff.

GTMG, as I affectionately will call them from now on, notes that if you keep moving around

in this off-screen world, you will just respawn at Gregg's and Angus' apparent, or at

that statue at the center of town.

And, like I said, big thanks to GamingToMakeGames.

Well, god.

Like I've said before, this is game is something else.

I can't even describe it.

Now, I've gotten a lot of art recently, and I hesitate to call it fan art because,

especially today, the art has been made by my friends mostly, but, whut the heck, fan

art!

I'm going to do this any time I get fanart, I'd never ask someone for free drawings,

so the least I can do is feature art I get in videos!

So if you do happen to make fan art stuff, send it over, and I'll be sure to put it

in a video!

First comes from GlitchMutt, be sure to checkout their YouTube channel, super amazing art as

always <3!

I mean Mutt has like 2 thousand some followers on furry amino, I don't even have to say

anything!

And also a really awesome sketch from Tonic, who is also a friend of mine, completely insane.

What I'd give to be able to draw eyes like that!

Gosh, I feel like an actual furry icon, omg.

Now, as always, I depend on your guy's support to keep making videos, and watching and subscribing

is always enough.

But if you have a dollar you want to throw my way, feel free to head over to my Patreon,

and there are some pretty great rewards for those who give a little bit more.

Love you guys, and as always…

Stay fluffly! *lol* :3

Wait, can I talk about something?

At least 2 or 3 times, people have complained about me having a lisp?

I mean… maybe when I was like 5, but I don't think it's really that pronounced, right?

With all the stuff to make fun of me of, you chose a

nearly nonexistent lisp?!?

THAT'S WHAT YA CHOOOSE?!?

LOLOl okay love ya bye :3