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Beyond My Reach Season 2 Theme song - Duration: 3:08.
We know full well there's just time So is it wrong to dance this line?
If your heart was full of love Could you give it up
'Cause what about, what about angels? They will come, they will go, make us special
Don't give me up Don't give... me up
How unfair, it's just our love Found something real that's out of touch
But if you'd searched the whole wide world Would you dare to let it go?
'Cause what about, what about angels? They will come, they will go, make us special
Don't give me up Don't give... me up
'Cause what about, what about angels? They will come, they will go, make us special
It's not about, not about angels, angels
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How to Draw Dresses for Girls. Kids Coloring Pages. Art for Kids. Step by Step Drawing for Children - Duration: 2:41.
How to Draw Dresses for Girls. Kids Coloring Pages. Art for Kids. Step by Step Drawing for Children
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Recetas de cocina: Enchiladas Gratinadas con Salsa Verde | Un Nuevo Día | Telemundo - Duration: 4:52.
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Breaking the in verse Soul programming codes Avoiding the lords of harvest - Duration: 13:02.
Breaking the in-verse Soul programming codes Avoiding the lords of harvest
by Edward Morgan
THE FOLLOWING IS INFORMATION PROVIDED THROUGH DIRECT-EXPERIENCE OF MY SELF AND OTHER OPERATIVES
THAT ARE CONFIRMED FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCES.
WHEN I POST INFORMATION THIS IS NOT RELATIVE OR CLOSE, THIS IS BECAUSE THIS IS THE INFORMATION
I WAS DEBRIEFED ON AND REFLECTS THROUGH MANY YEARS OF OPERATION.
THE INDIVIDUALS I REFER TO ARE THOSE WHO I HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE WITH.
The sleeper population of surface-level Earth will be �activated� through electromagnetic
remote impulse systems which will cause mass rioting and civil unrest.
Economic disruptions and the associated disruption of local and international trade and resource
will both lead to and amplify this unrest.
All of this is planned and has been planned for millennia.
This is simply a small scale of control by corporate rule (developed in the previous
civilizations ago). in a much larger and longer scale.
There will be a total break-down of control systems.
There will be Earth changes, catastrophes that will renovate the surface of the Earth,
the water level, the atmosphere and the access to resources.
There will be false flag �alien� attacks enacted upon the Earthly population.
These attacks will be used within a �good cop-bad cop� scenario to motivate the population
to accept the control of these �alien� invaders.
The population will begin to reduce.
Those survivors will be ushered into �safe-zones� which will be holding facilities designed
to modify and groom the population for their new �leaders�.
These �safe-zones� will be similar to interment camps but will be disguised under
the necessity of safety and basic survival needs such as food, shelter, water and even
companionship or simply the facilitation of deception to coerce the population into these
highly controlled areas where they will automatically be under the guardianship of those controllers
and thus under agreement (contract) whether conscious or unwitting.
In other words, they will be their test subjects for experimentation, similar to the wartime
systems that were uncovered in Japan, Germany and later in the United States.
All nations under social-system rule are corporate entities and the people are their assets.
The quantum control methods, advanced technology, consciousness entrainment, reality altering
and mind-control systems are literally here to design artificial timelines which can be
technologically, electromagnetically inserted into the collective mind and used to connect
one world without this overt domination by genetically modified hybrid soul-less entities
to one in which this control system exists.
When such a complete transition begins, these systems will wreak havoc on the environment
and the minds of the people and thus these �safe-guards� (good-cop, bad-cop) will
be enacted to operate on the people and enable total control by the outside deceptive forces.
There is a central universe and a mirror universe.
This can be likened to an �anti-verse� which is operated through an inverted mental
spectrum.
This is the home-realm of the invader races and the home realm of Humanity is the �higher-plane�
which is an eternal plane of pure-awareness.
We are within a simulation-artificial matrix in this reality and when one system is transitioned
to the other, only those who maintain a connection to the ultimate source reality will have any
memory and all others will simply continue on as if this is how things always was.
This took place last around 6000 years ago and dropped the entire civilization into a
relative �Hell�, that is this realm.
The alternate beings come from the lowest, the Humans come from the highest.
They seek to dominate and falsify the One True Creator in a 1,000,000,000 year enactment
of Spiritual War against �Heaven�.
Or in other words, they wish to fully separate the entire Human race from their Home-Reality
of pure-awareness and create an autonomous, soulless, hybrid organism that can be used
to host the spirits of the fallen throughout various ages where they desire to reign as
immortals.
This immortality has already been completed as they have been using host bodies of humans
for the past 6000 years.
This was the infiltration known as the �fall of man� and this has disrupted the genetic
congruity of Humanity to the point where a �Mind-Virus� has formed which causes loss
of memory and enables the accessing of the Humans by discarnate entities that are the
Lost Spirits that have reduced in frequency of mind so that they can no longer be born
into a body but most parasite a host body and take-over the consciousness of the original.
They have been among you for 6000 years or more.
Around 20,000 years is often given as a more accurate figure however 1 day, 100,000 years
is similar depending on what angle you are perceiving.
From the highest-plane, 33 days will pass for the entirety of this process within this
universe from start to finish.
As these changes take place, a possibility of �neuroplasticity� on a mental-energetic
level is accelerating.
This will lead to a detrimental degradation for those who are seeking autonomy and domination
and this will act as a gateway to liberation for those seeking and embodying (bringing
to others and themselves) Truth, Compassion, Harmony, Knowledge, Free-Will, Self-Awareness,
and Creativity Around 2009 there was a major quantum shift
which was a time just before this acceleration period where an enactment of a major insertion
of artificial timelines in an effort to seal the Human population into the false-reality.
As a result of major disturbances, a quantum collapse was experienced and those who have
connection to source remember, there as a catastrophic meltdown of this reality and
Earth was cast into darkness.
(WARNING: THIS INFORMATION CAN BE OVERWHELMING) This system can be described as a �simulcra�
system.
This is powered by quantum computers that control from a parallel dimension outside
of what is actually a projected space-time (similar to an online multiplayer).
The server crashed momentarily and was reset.
Many were lost and those who are here now are the survivors.
This system is unstable and will continue to develop errors which are perceived as memory
glitches or timeline artifacts from previous versions.
This is continued collapse, as the collapse cannot be avoided so we are in a temporary
delayed �meltdown� of this space-time matrix.
This is the end of the Maya.
The False-Reality that the �others� are designing are using to mimic the One True
Creator to disguise themselves as forces of a Higher-Power of Creation.
The false-reality they desire is a dead-end of consciousness and leads to dissolution
of the human.
The true Reality of the Human leads to the dissolution of their false-reality.
I AND OTHERS WITNESSED THE QUANTUM COLLAPSE OF A TIMELINE
Advanced technology exists to entirely replicate events in this plane
Our true history (an oxymoron) consists of multiple resets whereby the civilization is
began again around the middle-ages which are not actual but are planned obsolesce resets
in time Cloning, Mind Wiping and Programming Technology,
Directed Energy Weapons There are nefarious factions that utilize
the human population to act as an advanced military force for various operations.
People are drafted into operation through technology which enables the replication of
the human body and thus the entrainment or temporary capturing the human soul or identity.
There are also contracts whereby people are drafted either through coercion or temptation
into operating with underground groups.
The conditioning process begins before birth and is intertwined with part of the selection
process.
There are hybridization projects whereby the human genome is spliced with animals and other
genetics.
There is an ability to merge DNA with technology to enable a cybernetic organism that can alter
frequencies and matter down to the molecular level.
Early civilizations such as Sumeria and Egypt knew how to transfer consciousness, clone
human life, and create hybrid organisms.
The physical body and the brain can be programmed like a computer system.
The mind, when in the realm of the body and brain, can be programmed like software.
Christ is the anointing of the worldly consciousness with the higher or Heavenly self .
This is the marriage between Heaven and Earth, through the body.
The body has been tainted and poisoned by the adversary groups to increase the difficulty
of critical thinking and the activation of refined truth and harmonious self frequencies.
The soul is the combined choices and memories of the spirit throughout the body and all
other instances in the physical illusion.
The soul is a part of the matrix and will not exist when the spirit separates from the
illusion.
This is the veil, the soul itself as a web connecting one to the trap system as a fractal,
prism like expression of multiple fragmentations of the true higher awareness entangled in
the physical realm.
The marriage is literally simply through harmonization of the individual fields in a way that they
are sustainable throughout eternity rather than leading into chaos or disruption of the
natural balance that enables life and experience.
The true liberation is about self-responsibility.
The spiritual forces that feed on humanity do so because they do not have access to physical
forms and thus require a secondary host.
There are followings and teachings that are the distorted versions of the original truth
and mix truth with lies to engage people and entangle their minds into submission to the
deceptive practices which then uses their beliefs and energy as fuel for the creation
of 4th dimensional constructs which are portions of the entire matrix
The entire system may literally be the overall coalescence of these internal-external dynamo
consciousness constructs that are created by mixing truth with lies and selling that
to people to ensnare them and cause them to create their own illusory afterlife which
creates a perpetual motion machine that is fueled by souls and suffering!
To shift is to rise above the suffering, the illusion, the victim character that one is
required to accept in order to fit into the control system.
All acts of inner harmony and truth conserve one�s energy and disable the etheric ties
that are an energetic mechanical aspect of utilizing humans as energy sources
Your thoughts are alive, they create the higher realm and an entire universe which one�s
mind lives within.
The targeting systems have been designed to work on the energy systems and entrain the
weak points in one�s mind whether through sexual vulnerability, desire of materialism,
shame, guilt, fear, or other aspects of the illusion of self.
The power of the human is to create what they think.
This power is lacked by those who have used advanced technology to exist for hundreds
of thousands of years as parasites and they have lost their auto-regeneration process.
Manufactured Consent is required to carry out such an operation and thus without that
consent this would be seen as an act of war against the species and thus the �game�
is shut-down.
Truth, Self-Awareness, Harmony, Wholeness, Compassion, Free-Will, Creativity and Knowledge
marks the path towards liberation.
The game is to control humanity through the initiation of self-destructive practices.
That is
the basis for this system.
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What The Cast Of The Hills And Laguna Beach Look Like Today - Duration: 6:01.
It's hard to believe it's been more than a decade since we were introduced to the cast
of MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, and its spin-off, The Hills.
But the tides roll on, and the teen stars of this groundbreaking reality series are
now in their thirties.
Let's check in on these West Coast characters to see what they're up to today.
Stephen Colletti
Life for Stephen Colletti was relatively normal immediately following Laguna Beach.
He studied at San Francisco State University, then decided to pursue a career in acting.
Before landing any roles, MTV hired him as a VJ.
One thing led to another, and Colletti eventually snagged his first significant acting gig on
One Tree Hill, becoming a recurring character on the TV series, but he hasn't exactly hit
the big time in Tinseltown.
Colletti's latest notable endeavor was a 2015 musical flick called Summer Forever, the story
of best friends who make a YOLO pact their last weekend of summer before beginning college.
Hm.
Sounds a lot like Laguna Beach, and the irony isn't lost on Colletti.
He told MTV News,
"I realized I'm getting old on set.
That was a fun, funny and funeral moment.
I looked around at most of the cast and thought, 'Oh [damn]—they're all five to 10 years
younger than me."
Whitney Port
The nice girl of the dramatic beach squad, Whitney Port earned herself a spin-off called
The City.
That show followed her to New York City where she went to work for fashion designer Diane
von Furstenberg.
The series only lasted a couple of seasons, but it helped launch Port's success within
the fashion world.
In 2008, she started her Whitney Eve clothing collection, telling Glamour that her affordable
duds are for the lady
"who wants to have fun with fashion who isn't afraid to stand out a bit, but also just really
wants to be comfortable."
Port has played herself in various TV shows and in the 2012 film What to Expect When You're
Expecting.
In 2011, she published a book called True Whit: Designing a Life of Style, Beauty, and
Fun.
Lately, this busy gal is leading an activewear line for Target, managing a blog, and enjoying
married life with hubby Tim Rosenman, who was an associate producer on The City.
Lo Bosworth
The lovable Lo Bosworth also went to college following her stint on Laguna Beach, spending
her years at UCLA as a Kappa Kappa Gamma.
After graduation, she launched several business ventures, including a website called TheLoDown
that features recipes, skin care, and style chatter, and an advice book about love and
dating which was also called The Lo-Down.
Circa 2013, Bosworth helped kick-start Revelry House, which was like a Birchbox for party
planning.
Alas, not enough customers RSVP'd and the venture sputtered after a couple years.
Recently, Bosworth is spending a lot of time on her YouTube career.
She publishes cooking videos, which is a legit undertaking because she went to culinary school.
She's also the face behind Love Wellness, a feminine hygiene brand that strives to help
women with "tricky feminine health issues."
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
More than any other Laguna Beach alum, Heidi Montag has changed, both physically and emotionally.
After undergoing nearly a dozen cosmetic surgeries, she told ET,
"I think that I just became so consumed by this character that I was playing that I became
that girl and lost track of this small-town Colorado girl."
She and her co-star hubby, Spencer Pratt, have spent a lot of time on reality shows.
They've appeared on I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and Celebrity Big Brother,
but the pair known as "Speidi" doesn't have a great track record on the competition shows.
According to the Mirror, they were evicted from the U.K. series due to "arguments and
drama."
The couple has also invested a lot of time talking about financial struggles.
In 2013, Pratt told In Touch Weekly,
"Every time we'd go out to eat, we'd order $4,000 bottles of wine.
Heidi was going to the mall and dropping $20,000 to $30,000 a day.
We thought we were Jay Z and Beyoncé."
Pratt spoke the truth, considering Montag reportedly put "almost $2 million" into a
music album called Superficial, which was a super flop.
Fortunately, these Laguna Beach lovers seem to be doing much better.
Pratt graduated from the University of Southern California with a political science degree,
and Montag is pregnant with the couple's first child, a boy.
Audrina Patridge
Since her foray into reality TV, Audrina Patridge has grown up a lot.
She wed professional BMX rider Corey Bohan in November 2016, and though Patridge looked
absolutely beautiful at the nuptials, the couple's 4-month-old daughter, Kirra Max,
may have upstaged the bride.
Patridge has dabbled in acting, landing a supporting role in the straight-to-DVD flick
Into the Blue 2: The Reef and little parts in Sorority Row, and Honey 2.
For now, the brunette beauty is shifting gears and focusing on her swimwear line, Prey Swim.
Brody Jenner
A reality TV fixture since his MTV days, Brody Jenner , son of Caitlyn Jenner, has appeared
on several episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
He even tried his hand at being an executive producer on the reality show Bromance, which
was about guys competing to be part of Jenner's bro squad.
It lasted one season.
Jenner has found more success in modeling and love, reportedly putting his rugged good
looks to use for Guess and OP.
Now, he's engaged to life-and-style blogger Kaitlynn Carter.
Kristin Cavallari
Now a wife, mom, and successful entrepreneur, Kristin Cavallari dabbled in acting and was
a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
She found success with her shoe line for Chinese Laundry, which is kicking off its fifth year
in 2017.
Cavallari also wrote a memoir called Balancing in Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness,
and Making it all Work.
Although she's continued to garner success following her time on reality TV, her most
important role has been playing the part of a mom to three kids with her hubby, NFL quarterback
Jay Cutler.
Lauren Conrad
Since her MTV debut, Lauren Conrad has remained in the public eye crafting a diverse and successful
career in fashion and style.
She interned at Teen Vogue, graduated from the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising
in Los Angeles, then put that diploma to work creating the LC Lauren Conrad collection for
Kohl's, a more mature line called Paper Crown, and environmentally-friendly bags with BlueAvocado.
Aside from fashion, Conrad is also a New York Times bestselling author who's penned novels
as well as assorted style guides.
Oh, and she's got her own lifestyle website too, promoting everything from "homemade boozy
gummy bears" to "how to design your own engagement ring."
Conrad found her happily ever after with musician William Tell, and their family will be expanding
soon.
She broke the pregnancy news on Instagram in January 2017, so we won't be surprised
if a kids fashion line takes center stage too.
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good bird - Duration: 0:05.
Mischief can you say "Hello"?
No.
Good bird!
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LONG RANGE CROSSBAR 😱 - TOUZANI VS MATTHY FIFALOSOPHY - Duration: 11:19.
We're doing well. Very well, to be precise.
I speak on your behalf as well, are you okay? - No.
I mean, look at us, wearing nice clothes.
Together, we are the two 'smikkelbikkels'.
We're both wearing sick outfits.
But you are wearing shoes coloured like a traffic controller.
You don't know how good these are. They are so comfortable.
But it's all about swag. - I don't have swag.
You're cap is nice, your outfit is nice. But those shoes.
It is a match. The cap is ugly, but it fits the rest of my outfit.
Shoutout to all traffic controllers.
We are about to start a few challenges. Are you ready?
- I'm always ready.
We also have a nice punishment for the loser. Do you know what temperature it is?
About 30 degrees Celsius.
We're playing on an artificial field, meaning it's very hot.
It feels like it's 40 degrees over here. The turf is very warm, so the punishment...
is to walk on the field for one minute.
Barefoot. Sixty seconds. 40 degrees.
Let's make it thirty seconds. Okay? - Yes.
Do you want a nice outfit as well? I've posted a discount code in the description.
I can also just put it on screen:
You have to write it correctly, it's a hard word.
All outfits are available.
Challenge one: how good can you keep up the ball? - This good.
I have a very little thumb.
How good can you keep up the ball?
Okay. Like this.
Why do you keep it up like this?
Let's start the battle.
You can only keep the ball up with your right foot.
I'm gonna do a few Around the Worlds. The one who does the most, wins.
What are you doing?
You can only use your right. - Can't I use my left like once?
No, no, no. No left foot. No words. And stand straight, not like this.
But that's just how I stand straight.
You're ridiculing my posture.
Fifteen. Stop, stop, stop.
I can only do ATWs, no stopping. He's tired already. Are you counting?
Or do I have to do it myself? - No, I'll count.
Maybe I'm gonna cheat. - It's only fifteen.
Dude, even if I never stopped, you'd still break my record.
I forgot to count. Let's say you're at thirty.
Let's say 36, 37. - 35, 36.
You suck. - I know.
Are you strong? Yes? Okay, let's move on to Challenge 2.
Are we gonna sit on each other?
We're leaning on our arms and doing this. You know that, right?
What are the rules? - Everything is allowed.
It's not even that warm.
No, what's this? You attack right away.
Are you really that bad? - Yeah, I didn't know your tactics.
I usually only play this against people who are really bad at it.
Wanna go again? - Yes.
Why are you so good at this?
Why are you so good?
What are you doing? Oh, no. - Next challenge.
Change shoes. Banana feet. - I'm good at that, I have two left feet.
Very comfortable. Look at this.
Banana feet, oh yeah. Next challenge.
Next challenge: taking penalties with banana feet.
Three attempts each. Do you want to start shooting or or keeping?
I'll start in the goal. - Move.
Would you be able to nutmeg me with your shoes like that?
If I can nutmeg you like this? I'm pretty sure I can.
Shoutout to everybody that takes free kicks like this:
Outside, inside.
Would you be able to nutmeg me with your shoes like that?
Told you. - Screw this.
I'm gonna kick it to your right.
I'm gonna try to hit it with my left.
What are you doing now? - I'm gonna shoot it straight at him.
Straight through the middle. Like a rocket.
That wasn't the middle. - I know, I did try though.
I already have some blisters. - I'm using my toes.
You won't be able to walk for a week now.
I'm gonna kick it in the top right corner.
That's not what I wanted, but it went in.
Matthy is losing, so I'm taking a Rabona penalty.
I'm gonna try it with my left.
That was a distraction.
See, if you hit it with your heel, it doesn't matter you have banana shoes.
That was crazy hard.
How did you do that? That was so hard.
I'm trying a Panenka.
You can't do a Panenka to me. I give up, you win.
You can't do a Panenka. - Why didn't you save it then?
This was so sad, I don't wanna continue. You must be happy, right?
Sprinting battle.
From the goal to the camera. The winner is the first to do this.
Let's start.
How good are you at dribbling?
We'll both get a ball in the middle circle and you need to protect it.
If your own ball leaves the circle...
you're finished, you lose.
The last challenge. This one's decisive.
In the meantime, it's become even hotter. 30 seconds. Barefoot. If you lose.
The challenge? Hit the crossbar from the middle circle. You can start.
You can do it.
You almost hit that camera.
The post. That was the post.
I gave myself an assist.
Take off your shoes.
Before I take them off, I want to congratulate you.
The first time you get close to the bar, you hit it.
I didn't deserve it, but I won.
Barefoot, let's go.
It's about fifty degrees over here right now.
While he's taking off this shoes, I'm enjoying my victory.
We are Team Smikkelbikkels for a reason.
Don't forget to use the discount code at trainingspakken.nl, I'll post it in the description.
Can I keep on my socks? - Nope, take them off.
Thirty seconds.
Is it hot? - It's very hot. I can't stand still.
Shouldn't you be counting? - Yeah right, ten.
It's just like the beach, when the sand is so hot.
This is one of the hottest beaches I have ever walked on.
Those people must think I'm crazy.
We also recorded a nice challenge for Matthy's channel, to watch it, click here.
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Every Version Of The Joker Ranked From Worst To Best - Duration: 17:33.
The Joker is unquestionably one of the greatest villains in the history of comic books.
Unfortunately, though, the character's track record outside the comics hasn't exactly been
spotless.
With over a dozen major appearances in TV, movies, and video games, the varied interpretations
of the Clown Prince of Crime have cast a pretty wide net from amazing to terrible.
Here's our ultimate guide to every version of the Joker, ranked from worst to best.
Scooby Doo Joker
Despite coming in dead last on our list, the version of the Joker that appeared on The
New Scooby-Doo Movies isn't unforgivably terrible—he's just flat out boring, which might be an even
bigger problem.
Plus, he's a complete failure, as he can't manage to even scare Scooby-Doo, a character
defined by being terrified of everything.
"Now, Pengy-Wengy, watch me lure them into the room of doom."
The only thing that's really worth mentioning about him is that he was voiced by veteran
comedian and actor Larry Storch, and let's be real here: that's only really interesting
if you're the kind of person who likes to get into some hardcore trivia about the cast
of F-Troop.
"You've got to be putting me on!"
The New Adventures Of Batman Joker
If you ever want to develop a whole new appreciation for Batman: The Animated Series, take some
time to head back to 1977 for The New Batman Adventures, which features some of the worst
character redesigns ever.
Amazingly, the Joker, who was voiced by Lennie Weinrib, managed to escape that particular
flaw in the show, but "he looks a lot like he does in the comics" is about the only good
thing you can say about him.
His major accomplishment during the show's entire 16-episode run was losing an election
for President of Criminals when the Penguin invented a mind-altering substance called
"crime slime."
If you can't win an election against the Penguin, what are you even doing?
"I, the notorious Joker, will stage the biggest ripoff in the history of Gotham City.
Hahaha."
Son of Batman Joker
In all honesty, we only included Dee Bradley Baker's turn as the Joker on this list in
order to be as thorough as we can.
That's not to knock the guy, but as the Joker's appearance in Son of Batman is limited to
appearing as a shadow on a wall and letting out one laugh.
But… it was a nice laugh at least?
"Hahaha."
Super Friends Joker
The Super Friends saga ran for eight years under various titles, but the Joker only ever
appeared once, when the show was commonly known as the Super Powers Team, in 1985's "The Wild Cards," where he was voiced by Frank Welker.
Unfortunately, his appearance was both minor and bizarre, with the Joker turning up as
part of the playing card themed super villain team the Royal Flush Gang.
He's not the team's Joker, though, he's actually disguised as the Ace.
If your story calls for a chalk-white villain named after a playing card to dress up as
a different chalk-white villain named after a playing card, maybe things are getting a
little needlessly complicated.
"the superpowers own headquarters will soon be our new base on earth.
Don't you love the irony?
Haha."
Young Justice Joker
You know those memes where they intentionally mix a bunch of geeky franchises in order to
induce nerd rage?
Well, the Young Justice version of the Joker feels a lot like that.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled mayhem to bring you this.
Important announcement.
He's the Joker, but he looks like David Tennant as the Doctor and is voiced by Brent Spiner
from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
It's not exactly terrible, but it's overshadowed by just about every other version of Joker
ever.
LEGO Batman: DC Super Heroes Unite Joker
If you enjoyed the big-screen LEGO Batman movie, then we have good news and bad news.
The good news is that there's already a second LEGO Batman movie you can watch—and in fact,
it's been available on home video since 2013!
But here's the bad news: It's actually just a collection of cutscenes from the LEGO Batman
2: DC Super-Heroes video game, thrown in with a few new scenes to recreate the events that
happen when you actually play the game, all edited into a 71-minute "movie."
It's actually not that bad, and Christopher Corey Smith gives a solid voice performance,
even if it is just a standard riff on Mark Hamill's Joker.
"I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer."
The Dark Knight Returns Joker
To say the role of the Joker in an animated version of Frank Miller's classic The Dark
Knight Returns presented a challenge is putting things pretty mildly.
The character's arc went from catatonic to insanely murderous, requiring a ton of range.
Person of Interest star Michael Emerson gave it a shot, but played it just a little too
flat during the first parts of the Joker's journey.
At the end, he ramps up to a satisfying fever pitch, but this one is a little too uneven
to rank any higher.
"Doesn't matter.
I win.
I made you lose control.
Haha.
And they'll kill you for it."
LEGO Batman Video Games Joker
Steve Blum became the first actor to voice both Batman and The Joker in the first LEGO
Batman game, but that accomplishment comes with an asterisk, because he had almost no
dialogue.
That changed in the second and third games, where the game designers decided to expand
the dialogue in order to tell a more complex and rewarding story.
Blum was replaced by Troy Baker for the role of Batman, but stayed on as the Joker, turning
in a fine performance heavily influenced by Mark Hamill.
"I've got whole world, in my PANTS!
I've got the whole wide world, in my PANTS!"
"Joker.
Shut up"
DC Super Friends Short Joker
When you're hiring someone to play the Joker, it stands to reason that two of the most important
qualifications are going to be a morbid sense of humor and an insanely creepy laugh.
If that's the case, you could do a hell of a lot worse than just going out and getting
the guy who played the Cryptkeeper on Tales From the Crypt.
"Beware of skeletons.
Unless they're your truly.
Hahaha."
That's exactly what happened in 2010, when John Kassir lent his voice to a series of
shorts packaged with Fisher-Price's line of Super Friends toys.
Kassir does a good job of mixing up his performance, though it's still instantly recognizable to
anyone who was a fan of the 80's HBO anthology.
Which probably did not include any of the kids in the target audience.
We hope.
"Finally!
You made it!
Now the fun can really begin!"
DC Super Friends Joker
The Joker we're given in DC Super Friends is pretty great if only because of how much
he clearly hates working with the other supervillains.
Voice actor Lloyd Floyd's audible eye rolling adds some fun nuance to a performance that's
otherwise pretty much by the book.
But hey: he does get bonus points for not copying Mark Hamill like so many others have
done.
"You created him Lexy?"
"Arrrh."
"Oh, haha.
I thought you had no sense of humor, you old card, you."
"It was a lab accident."
Suicide Squad Joker
First, you have get past a design that starts with a tattoo of the word "damaged" on his
forehead and just spirals out from there until he looks like he should be performing alongside
Dark Lotus at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
Then, you have to get past all the stories of Jared Leto going Method and sending his
co-stars live rats, dead pigs, and used condoms.
What you're left with is… well, not much of anything, really.
For all the hype surrounding Leto's appearance as the Joker in Suicide Squad, it pretty much
amounted to about ten minutes of screentime that were mostly there for Harley Quinn's
origin story - and some ill-advised fanservice.
Arkham: Origins Joker
When Arkham City was announced as Mark Hamill's final outing as the Joker, there was a pretty
big problem.
As Batman's arch-nemesis, the Clown Prince of Crime was definitely going to be in the
next game, which told the story of an encounter much earlier in Batman's career.
Thus, the role of the Joker fell to Troy Baker, and the problem here is obvious: he pretty
much just did a dead-on impression of Hamill's Joker for the entire game.
To be fair, he actually does a really good job of it, but a copy is just never going
to beat the original.
"oh, Bats.
Hahahaha.
What a night!"
Gotham's Jerome Valeska
The people behind Gotham clearly know that they can't really have the Joker show up years
before Bruce Wayne becomes Batman on account of his origin story being so tightly intertwined,
so they just went ahead and created a guy who isn't technically the Joker, but is definitely
a maniacal supervillain with a permanent rictus grin who dresses as a circus clown and wants
to sow chaos wherever he can.
Cameron Monaghan's performance as Jerome Valeska is ridiculously compelling, and has made for
some pretty wild television.
"I'm the boss.
Hahaha."
Arkham Series Joker
First things first: the Arkham franchise has produced some of the best video games in recent
memory, and without question the best Batman games ever.
Unfortunately, even though they got the legendary Mark Hamill to do the voice for three out
of four, they also ended up giving us a Joker who has what might be the single stupidest
master plan in the character's 75-year history.
Seriously, after perfectly executing his scheme, he unveils his ultimate masterstroke, which
is… turning himself into a giant drug monster and getting in a fistfight with the greatest
hand to hand fighter in the world.
Really, dude?
Dumb things like this are why you never beat Batman!
"I can take it.
I can take anything you throw at me Bats.
You can't beat me.
I'm actually going to win!"
The Batman Joker
The redesign of the Joker for The Batman is remembered as one of the most divisive missteps
in the history of DC animation.
Laboring under the shadow of the legendary Batman: The Animated Series, and stuck with
the task of incorporating the "Batwave" gimmick of the accompanying toy line, designer Jeff
Matsuda decided to go as far in the opposite direction as possible from Bruce Timm's sleek
design from Batman: The Animated Series.
The result wasn't very well received, to put it mildly, but Kevin Michael Richardson's
take on the Joker actually had some really good stories, such as "The Laughing Bat,"
where Joker becomes a vigilante and uses Joke Venom to turn Batman into a bad guy so he
has a supervillain to fight.
That's pretty awesome.
"Graffiti.
That's a pretty serious offense, girls.
But that's why I became a crimefighter.
To take out garbage like you."
LEGO: Gotham City Breakout Joker
Sometimes the Joker is a sinister, psychopathic murderer.
And then other times, he's a goofy and delightfully manipulative weirdo who brings down an entire
city armed only with a spoon.
Joker stories that are actually funny are pretty rare these days, so having a version
of The Joker as whimsical as Jason Spisak's take on the character is a rare treat.
And the fact that this short also introduced his new sidekick Spoony is a hilarious bonus.
"Can you make dogs invisible?
"Spoony, that's not even a real super power."
"Ah.. perhaps a demonstration for Spoony?"
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders Joker
Adam West, Burt Ward, and Julie Newmar returned to the roles of Batman, Robin, and Catwoman
in Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders.
That was great, but the rest of the cast was given the unenviable task of playing specific
versions of characters identified with actors who had died years before.
For Jeff Bergman, that meant playing Cesar Romero playing the Joker.
It was a high wire act, as Bergman had to be respectful of both Romero and Romero's
take on the Joker, but Bergman nailed it in a performance that feels like a true tribute.
"You dare defy us?
You must be insane.
And here's the proof.
Haha."
Batman: The Brave and the Bold Joker
Another show that had to follow in the footsteps of Batman: The Animated Series was Batman:
The Brave and the Bold, which decided to embrace the character's lighter Silver Age phase from
the comics of 50's and 60's.
This Joker, which was voiced by Jeff Bennett, looked a lot like the work of legendary Batman
artist Dick Sprang, and really shined in stories like the alternate world tale of Earth-3,
where a heroic version of The Joker became the last superhero on Earth under the name
The Red Hood.
"Whoever he is, I hope my counterpart on your world will have a chance to repay you.
"Somehow, that seems unlikely."
Batman '89 Joker
Jack Nicholson's performance as the Joker in Tim Burton's 1989 Batman movie is pretty
fantastic on almost every level.
He's certainly the best part of the movie, with Nicholson's already-creepy grin accentuated
by caked on makeup and some truly amazing fashion choices.
And the scene where he trashes an art museum might be the most baller thing a supervillain
has ever done.
"Gentlemen!
Let's broaden our minds.
Lawrence!"
The only problem with this version of Joker is his alter-ego, Jack Napier.
In the comics, a big part of Joker's origin is the idea that some fundamental change in
his personality occurred when he fell in that vat of acid.
Here, though, he's pretty much already The Joker he even carries a deck of cards with him,
and he's obviously a criminal. And that undermines his arc.
Otherwise, though, it's totally awesome.
Batman: Under the Red Hood
Even if you don't recognize his name, you're almost certainly familiar with John DiMaggio
from his roles as Bender on Futurama, Jake the Dog on Adventure Time, and Aquaman on
Batman: The Brave and the Bold.
In 2010, he landed the role of the Joker in Under the Red Hood, and he didn't disappoint,
delivering a Joker who delivers every line as though it is an actual joke, giving you
the sense of someone who genuinely thinks that beating someone to death with a crowbar
is hilarious.
It's memorable in the creepiest of ways.
"So…let's try and clear this up, okay pumpkin?"
Batman '66 Joker
Pretty much everything about Cesar Romero's portrayal of the Joker on the 1966 Batman
TV show is great, from the way he attacks every scene with manic, scenery-chewing glee
to the way he twists his painted-on grin into a disappointed scowl when he's inevitably
defeated.
All the way down to the fact that Romero refused to shave his mustache for the part, instead
caking on the clown makeup and leaving it completely visible in every episode.
There's a panache and even a little menace to the role that makes him one of the show's
most memorable characters.
"Hahaha.
How delicious it is?"
Unfortunately, the show's writers were bigger fans of The Penguin and Catwoman, and Romero
often got stuck in boring and forgettable stories which didn't allow him to really shine.
A true shame.
LEGO Batman Movie Joker
Of all the Joker's appearances across movies and TV, who would've expected that the one
that really went into whether his motivation stemmed from a twisted sort of love would
be the one based on building block toys for tiny children?
And yet here we are, in a world where that's not just acknowledged in the LEGO Batman Movie,
but serves as the driving force for the entire plot.
Zack Galifianakis nails the voicework too, making this modern Joker one of the best ever.
"You're obsessed with me!"
"Phhhhhhh.
No I'm not.
"Yes you are."
"No I"m not."
"YES YOU ARE.
Who else drives you to one-up them like I do?"
"Bane."
"No he doesn't!"
The Dark Knight Joker
Between the massive initial hype and the outpouring of grief following the untimely death of actor
Heath Ledger, it can be a little difficult to judge his performance as The Joker on its
own merits.
But when you put aside all the baggage and really look at it, the truth becomes clear:
it really is that good.
"the good cop bad cop routine?"
"Not exactly."
The Joker of The Dark Knight is both terrifying and genuinely funny, but more than that, he's
got an air of mystery that's almost impossible for a character so well-known to cultivate,
with virtually every line he delivers turning out to be a carefully conceived, manipulative
lie.
Here's one truth you can bank on though: Ledger's Joker is one of the most influential and iconic
movie villains of all time.
But he's still not the best Joker of all time…
Batman: The Animated Series Joker
When you get right down to it, Batman: The Animated Series did everything right.
The slick, stylish take on the Caped Crusader boiled everything down to essentials, and
no character benefitted as much as the Joker.
The Joker was frightening and funny, with a sweeping theatricality that came directly
from Mark Hamill's amazing turn providing his voice.
"hahaha."
And the desire to give Hamill's Joker even more to do directly led to the creation of
Harley Quinn, who has gone on to become one of DC's most popular characters.
Add it all up and the Animated Series Joker remains the definitive take on the character.
And that's… no joke.
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What Die-Hard Fans Don't Even Know About The Grateful Dead - Duration: 6:52.
Fifty years after their founding and 20 years after the death of lead singer Jerry Garcia,
the Grateful Dead remain one of America's most renowned bands.
With songs that spanned countless genres beyond just rock and roll, the common perception
of the Dead is that their music was full of psychedelic sounds and endless guitar noodling.
Which is true.
But they were also a lot more than that.
Here's a look at the untold truth of the Grateful Dead.
They started in Palo Alto
San Francisco is synonymous with The Grateful Dead.
So it may come as a surprise that the band actually formed in Palo Alto, a quiet college
town 35 south of San Francisco.
Grateful Dead founder Jerry Garcia was born in San Francisco, but he moved to Palo Alto
in 1960 after being thrown out of the Army and soon became part of the Palo Alto music
scene.
He'd take me around to all his of friends places that I played..
That played the Blues and people would go "damn, listen to that white boy play the blues!
It was great!"
In Palo Alto, he met songwriting partner Robert Hunter as well as future Grateful Dead guitarist
Bob Weir.
Those meetings laid the groundwork for The Grateful Dead, but it wasn't until 1966 that
the band actually moved to the City by the Bay.
The Grateful debs
Garcia and company are infamous for their connections to the hippie counterculture.
They were the house band for author Ken Kesey, whose LSD-fueled Acid Tests were immortalized
in Tom Wolfe's classic 1968 book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.
But in the early days, the Dead were happy to take any gig that paid — including a
1966 debutante ball.
Naturally, neighbors filed a noise complaint with the cops.
Those poor debutantes didn't know what hit them.
Viral marketing pioneers
Viral marketing techniques may seem like an internet thing.
But The Grateful Dead helped pioneer the technique a half century ago by encouraging their fans
to make bootleg recordings of their live concerts.
It turned out to be a stroke of genius, as their studio albums couldn't really convey
the Dead's legendary live improvisation.
As a result of fans trading live bootleg albums, a whole culture sprung up around the Grateful
Dead's live tours, which even became a way of life for some people.
Now that's an effective marketing gimmick.
"And then the moon and it was like Jerry willed it!"
"Right on, Mike"
"Free frilly dude!"
"Ok"
Un-Grateful dad
In 1967, the Grateful Dead decided to add a second drummer to the group and hired Mickey
Hart.
That in turn led them to hire his dad, Lenny Hart, to manage their money.
Unfortunately, he was arrested in 1971 for embezzling $77,000 from the band.
Mickey ended up taking a leave of absence before rejoining the group in 1974.
Painful as the incident was, though, it gave them good fodder for their music, as it inspired
the song "He's Gone."
"Steal your face right off your head."
So at least they got something for their money.
Garcia was in a Richard Nixon commercial
One of Richard Nixon's 1968 presidential ads talked about the youth of America, featuring
photos of the counterculture.
Twelve seconds into the ad, a photo of Jerry Garcia flashes on the screen, leading to decades
of confusion.
Needless to say, Garcia didn't endorse or vote for Nixon — because he didn't believe
in voting at all.
In 1989, he told Rolling Stone, "I don't feel there's anything to vote for yet.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
Pigpen didn't die from drinking
For decades, the story was that keyboardist Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, who died in 1973, had
passed on due to alcoholism.
Like his onetime love interest and singing partner Janis Joplin, he was also a member
of rock's infamous 27 Club.
But in fact, he had given up alcohol in the year before his death, in part because it
was aggravating the congenital autoimmune disease that actually did claim his life:
biliary cirrhosis.
Blame them for yogurt
It's everywhere in American supermarkets today, but in the early 1970s, yogurt was a weird
niche food.
In 1972, Ken Kesey's brother Chuck reached out to the band for a little help because
his company — which sold Nancy's Honey Yogurt, the first yogurt in the US with live acidophilus
cultures — was struggling.
The Grateful Dead agreed to stage a benefit concert to keep the yogurt flowing, resulting
in the concert film Sunshine Daydream and decades worth of yogurt for everyone, as Nancy's
Honey Yogurt is still around today.
"Yogurt!
Yogurt!
I hate Yogurt!"
A long strange trip
Weir was born in 1947 and was adopted by well-off parents from Atherton, California.
His parents died in 1972, but more than a decade later, he was contacted by his biological
mother.
According to Weir, they didn't hit it off, so when she gave him the contact information
for his biological father, Weir decided not to track him down.
In 1996, though, he finally cold called his bio-dad, a retired Air Force colonel.
The two immediately bonded, and Weir soon discovered he had four half-brothers.
The oldest of his new brothers, James Louis Parber, had been a musician himself before
his untimely death, and had left behind his old, battered electric guitar.
Weir decided to have the family memento fixed up, and when he did, he discovered it had
the exact sound he had been searching for.
Ever since, he's been using his brother's vintage 1956 Fender Telecaster in his shows
with the Dead.
What a long strange trip for a classic guitar.
Altamont changed them forever
In December, 1969, the Grateful Dead were scheduled to appear as part of the Altamont
music festival.
But after hearing about incidents with the Hell's Angels, who'd been hired as security,
the band quit at the last second and high tailed it out of town.
It proved to be a fateful decision.
Altamont became the most infamous tragedy in rock history, and according to rock historian
Joel Selvin, the group responded by leaving mainstream music behind and changing their
sound with the folksy 1970 album Workingman's Dead.
Hall of Famers
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has a rule that musicians can only be inducted "become
eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first record."
So technically, when the Dead were elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994,
only the original members of the band should have been inducted.
But Garcia insisted that everybody in the band had to be inducted, including Robert
Hunter, the group's main lyricist.
He won that fight, and 12 members of the band were included in the induction in 1994.
It was a particularly nice gesture considering Garcia himself didn't care at all for the
honor.
He didn't even bother attending the ceremony, except as a cardboard cutout.
"Say goodnight, Jerry."
GOODNIGHT JERRY!"
Addicted to love
Jerry Garcia died in 1995 at the age of 53 from a heart attack.
But it was truly his many addictions that led to his death.
Besides going to rehab for cocaine and heroin addiction in the 1985, his overeating led
to diabetes and a diabetic coma in 1986 that nearly claimed his life.
And if that wasn't enough, he also was a heavy smoker.
But despite his many health issues, Garcia refused to stop touring even after it became
clear that the effort was killing him.
Garcia told Rolling Stone that the band had so many employees on their payroll that they
couldn't stop touring because it would cause too much financial hardship to the people
who relied on them.
In fact, according to David Browne's book So Many Roads: The Life and Times of the Grateful
Dead, the band had $750,000 in expenses each month.
In the end, then, it was Garcia's generosity that ultimately led to his death.
Mickey Hart said in the documentary Long Strange Trip, "It shows you how lonely it is when
people want to pick you apart and give you no peace just because they love you to death.
It's kind of tragic."
Rest in peace, Jerry.
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Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The hip bone's connected to the back bone
The back bone's connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone's connected to the head bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
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Tunnel of Whuh - Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Ep. 11) - Duration: 11:37.
[♪♪♪]
Under an ordinary house in an ordinary neighborhood,
four kids found the secrets
to the messiest martial art of all time!
Now the young ninjas use their powers
to fight great evil!
"Great" as in "big," not "good." Ha!
Anyway, Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force!
[Niya]: It was a moment of truth.
My moment.
Clearly, I was the Ninjas' last and best defense.
I had to be perfect.
One misstep could've ended in greasy disaster.
In the end, my graceful technique
yielded utter destruction.
Yeah, no.
If you can do that in one move,
then why not just slash like that every time?
And seriously,
I did the most for the ninjas anyway.
I took action as soon as I saw the Samurai,
bravely hiding and waiting, until...
Extra-dull banana claws, activate!
I heroically hit their fists with my face
until reinforcements arrived.
Hard...core.
Yeah, and that was very good, Ralph,
I mean, "A" for effort,
but as you all recall, I led the charge.
You three were great decoys,
but I was the greatest hero today.
Yeah!
You would need a jetpack for that much air time.
Lady and gentlemen...
the truest flashback of all...
Ka-bam!
You three were all so caught up
in your fancy technique and forms,
you forgot the simple things.
Hoo...
wah-ha-ha-ha!
How--?
You--?
What sort of ninja carries trash cans?
Some of us come prepared.
And so...
the victor gets spoiled.
A whole batch of new, spite-filled Chumplings,
and we still couldn't beat 'em?
Why is being a deep-fried Samurai so hard?
Because you're an idiot, my master.
What was that, Durian?
The Fruit Ninjas are crafty and clever...
but not invulnerable.
The direct assault was fruitless.
We need a new tactic.
Embrace our full potential
to make an honest living in food service?
Secrecy! Deceit!
Manipulation!
For example, we could use the next batch of Chumplings
to connect this restaurant
to the vast network of tunnels under Peelville.
Tunneling isn't my strong suit.
Neither is imagining.
Go on.
[growling]
And at the other end?
Connect the ninjas' dojo!
We are going to sneak into the Fruit Ninjas' dojo,
and instead of stealing their scrolls,
we will plant the dark seeds of distrust
to undermine their teamwork!
Ooh! Gardening?
I'll get my gloves!
The Fruit Ninjas will be the source of their own demise!
[screaming]
I told you it was a left under the sewer pipe
right after the T-Rex fossil,
but you never listen!
I'm tired and hungry!
Shh!
We're here...
finally.
[gong]
[yawning] Good morning.
Uh, good morning?
Don't you mean "evil morning," Seb?
How long did you think
you'd be able to hide this from us?
"Property of Seb, no matter what he says."
You think I work for Mark Samurai?
I mean, that's not even my handwriting.
How can we be sure?
I don't even know who you are anymore!
[crying]
-I-- -Save it.
We've got to get to work at the fruit stand.
You can join us if you can get time off
from your other commitments.
What sort of leader do they think I am?
Huh?
[gasping]
That's it!
[Seb]: So, how's business?
Meet any rich bad guys lately?
Sell any mutiny fruit today?
-Huh? -What?
Sounds delicious!
Admit it!
You are plotting against me for money.
That's not us!
Those are your faces.
Yeah, but those aren't our bodies!
Huh? I don't know what to believe anymore!
Can I have
a Harmony Smoothie, please?
Hmm...
that's not suspicious at all.
Do you want a Harmony Smoothie
because you're here to teach us about teamwork, hmm?
No.
I just want a smoothie to calm my nerves.
There's weird rumblings in the tunnels under Peelville.
People say it's mutants!
Do said "rumblings" represent our doubts?
And do "the tunnels" represent our deepest emotions?
Am I on camera or something?
No more riddles and awkward pauses,
you weird old dude!
Yeah, that's not
the usual weird old guy.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
[yelling]
Trying to run us out of business
before you leave?
Oh, is there still a business?
Or did you sell that to Durian Gray
along with your souls?
[rumbling]
Oh, god.
Peng, what did you eat?
For once, that wasn't me.
Look down the drain, you guys!
Maybe there really is
something going on down there.
Let's check it out.
The tunnels would be a perfect place for betrayal!
Why don't you go first, brave leader?
I bravely command Peng to go first.
Fine.
Ralph will go first.
[Ralph]: Come on already!
[rumbling]
[rumbling]
Huh?
Maybe there really are mutants in these sewers.
Mutants?
Or mutineers?
Let it go, dude.
We gotta figure out which way to walk from here!
[voice]: Why not go left?
Good idea.
[screams]
I told you!
Mutant!
Everyone for themselves!
[♪♪♪]
Wait a minute.
Is that duct tape on your neck?
Ooh, uh, isn't this the Office of Sewer Mutants?
I'm doing a lecture on teamwork.
Does the lecture cover defecting to the other side
and accusing your teammate of mutiny?
Uh, no.
I was just going to tell them
that no team works without teamwork.
Mutant exit!
Sometimes I seriously doubt my grip on reality.
[Durian Gray]: Where's your hairnet?
[Mark Samurai]: I dropped it in the Chumpling stew.
[Durian Gray]: Argh! You're so frustrating!
We have access to the dojo.
We have a top-secret tunnel.
Why don't we just sneak in
and steal-steal-steal, chop-chop-chop?
[Durian Gray]: When you fight ninjas,
slow and steady breaks the face.
Trust me, oh "genius one."
Well, I am fed up with waiting.
Aren't I supposed to be the master
and you the lackey?
I prefer "co-master."
Ha! That is not a thing!
Ninjas, we've been tricked.
We were so caught up
in suspecting each other of betrayal
that we missed the obvious.
How did incriminating evidence
mysteriously appear in the dojo,
and who dug these tunnels?
Hmm...mmmutants?
Was it Peng?
It was Peng, right?
It was Mark and Durian!
And we fell for it!
I hate my brain!
Shh! They're going to hear us!
[screaming]
[Durian Gray]: After them!
Whoa!
"No team works without teamwork!"
[Seb]: Yeah, but how should our team work?
[Peng]: The simple things!
Seb, you and Niya trip 'em up,
and Ralph and I can knock 'em down!
Splash 'em and smash 'em!
That's my jam!
Hiya!
Thanks!
Huh?
[humming]
Yah!
Yaah!
[chuckling]
That's enough, Peng.
-[yelling] -Peng!
Ha ha! Sorry.
Got a little carried away.
Maybe just a little.
Niya, you were a beast!
Naah... yep, I was.
Did someone order a crushed Fruit Ninja combo
with a side of tears?
No, but I got your Samurai-sized filet-o-fist
right here!
Did you just get in my grilled cheese?
Oh, it's on!
You're the lump in my milkshake, the thorn in my chicken thigh!
When I'm done with you,
your cries for mercy will echo forever--
aah!
[Ninjas]: Quadruple Pomegranate Pulverizer!
Ha ha ha ha!
Run!
Get me out of here!
Oh, great plan!
Got any others, like "let the ninjas get away?"
Better than "Oh, let's break in
and not steal anything!"
[gasping] How dare you?
How dare you?
I feel like we learned a valuable lesson today.
Uh, as long as we have trust,
we're unbeatable?
No, that I'd be a great leader!
I thought that was pretty obvious.
Or, as a team,
we're prepared for anything.
[laughter]
So, remember the three "c"s of teamwork:
communicate, collaborate, and kick butt.
Any questions?
Doh.
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