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HOW TO GET CHICKS WITHOUT BEING A JERK - Duration: 2:36.
Sit down class,
and pay attention,
because today, I'm going to teach you
HOW TO BE A CHICK MAGNET
ENOUGH JIMMY!
I'M BEATING THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!!
First step,
send a message to a girl.
If you are a student boy,
and you are also kind of nerd,
I'm sure most girls message you
in order to ask you for help with their homework.
Just answer to one of them and be smooth.
Next step,
get dandy.
Since you can't fix your face,
you should fix the way you look.
grow a *BIRD*
A big manly BEARD shouts:
Hey babe...
I can chop down tress with this BEARD
and my huuuuge axe down here.
My axe is soooo big...
soooo big...
wanna see?
Told you it was huge...
and also, my dick is gigantic.
Next step,
have a car.
Don't go full GTA (Grand Theft Auto) on this one.
Just ask your parents for permission,
and use the family car.
Make sure it's clean and smells good.
Having a good playlist helps a lot.
Use sputifei and play the top chart shitty music song list.
Girls love shitty music *DESPACITO*
Once you pick her up,
make sure you don't drive like an asshole.
You are not Toretto.
So, treat your car the way you'd treat
a box full of cute kitten.
AWWWW
Be funny! :D
Say something like:
Hey babe..
I'm taking you to a nice scotish restaurant I know
and then, you park in front of one of these.
and... this is where shit gets interesting! *HEHE*
Once you two are eating,
put a sleeping pill in her drink.
*WHISPERING* Make sure she doesn't notice!
She falls asleep and BAM!
It's time to take her to the car.
Put her on the backseat and go to her place.
Open the door and find a bed to put her on.
It's really important that she remains asleep.
Now, you and your friend are ready for some action ;)
Reach out for her pants and look for her...
BARN KEY
Grab it!
Go back to your car,
open the trunk, grab your friend who's been waiting for this exact moment
and look for the secret barn.
Open the door and enter the barn.
Identify the chicks.
and put them in a bag with the help of your friend.
Grab your car and get the hell out of there!
and... DONE!
that's how you get chicks...
what?
If the girl contacts you the next day,
just tell her that South Korea hijacked that McDougals last night
and that they were testing new chemicals on drinks
and that was why she fell asleep.
That you were a true gentleman
and took her home but some south koreans followed you
and kidnaped all her chicks because they were feeling lonely and wanted some company.
Just try not to eat nuggets while telling her this
that would be some disturbing shit…
you disgust me.
*EATING NUGGETS* Nah, I'm just joking…
just be nice and SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL.
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Ecosystem: Food Chain - Duration: 3:24.
Welcome to RANA show and we are your host Andy ... and Angelica
Today is...
What are we going to be talking about today Andy?
Well Angelica today we are talking about the ecosystem
more specifically the system in which what organisms feed off of
each other in order to survive
Okay so in the food chain each organism play a specific role
Each is very important to their environment
What are some of the roles that the organisms play Andy?
For example there are producers.
Producers are organisms that can produce their own food
rather than getting it from an outside source.
For example, plants are primary producers
since they are able to do photosynthesis to produce food
They are able to turn
inorganic compounds into organic compounds
There is also another group of organisms named consumers
There are four different types of consumers:
Carnivores, Herbivores, Omnivores and Scavengers
Carnivores are organisms that eat other organisms. For example, lions and tigers are carnivores
Herbivores are organisms that eat plants like giraffes are herbivore.
Yeah, herbivores survive from eating plants.
Omnivores are organisms that eats both plant and animals.
An example of omnivores are humans.
Isn't like insects like primary consumers
Yeah. An organisms that eat insects are called secondary consumers
What are scavengers?
Scavengers are organisms that eat dead animals.
They're also called decomposers. So they get rid of dead animals by eating them?
Basically yeah
One example of them would be like fungi.
Did you know there are more than
in existence
In the food chain all organisms depend on other organisms to survive.
The different level in which what animals eat what other animals are called trophic levels.
Oh so like apex predators
They can always eat but they'll never be eaten.
Yeah since they are more powerful than the other organisms.
That kinda sucks for the animals that are being eaten
Since they always have to hide to survive
Yeah
There are two types of organisms: autotrophs (which are organisms that make their own food)
An example is bacteria.
Then there are heterotrophs (which are organisms that depend on other animals to survive)
An example of this is humans.
So how many autotrophs are there in a food chain?
At least one.
Yeah that's what keeps the whole food chain alive.
All the organisms depend on each other to survive and if one organism fails to do its duty
It brings on the whole food chain.
That's very scary.
So the animals basically you have to take on responsibility of not only keeping themselves alive
But also all the animals that depend on them.
Yeah that's a lot on their plates!!
What is a food web?
A food web is a diagram that shows how the food chain works.
So it's basically a diagram to see what animals eat what other animals.
I guess that's all for today.
We hope you enjoyed our show.
Yeah hope you guys learned something new that you can share with your friends about the food chain.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Learning Animals
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New Car Ferry Crossing the Bosphorus. Asian to European side. Istanbul - Duration: 11:46.
New Car Ferry Crossing the Bosphorus. Asian to European side.
This is what they used to do in the old days before they built the bridges a?
The bosphorus bridges . Bosphorus Bridges. They used to take their cars over on the
boats. Yes. This has been up since. Just opened? Yes.
Excellent excellent. it takes six minutes. It takes six minutes to get across the other side?
Twenty six minutes . Yes .Only 26 minutes. No stress. No stress. I like that. I like that sound of that.
No pressure. No crazy drivers. No crazy drivers. I love the sound of that. Lets have a
look around. Nice So what's whats this area called? This is Boğaz
Boğaz Boğaz and Boğaz Yes. and Kanlica around the corner? Kanlica. Yeah Kanlica.
Okay. And now we wait.
While we're waiting we're having a yogurt breakfast yummy I couldn't
believe it is a container that sits on top of the
lid here. The cereal was on top of the what was in another lid sitting on top of
this I see on top of here over here yeah so I went to dig in thinking oh yeah
this is gonna be nice and my spoon wouldn't go any further because it was
just sitting the lid was this cereal was sitting on top of here inside another
lid yeah mm mm Yum. We had the same yogurt back home in New Zealand .Same yoghurt?
hmm that was really yummy. It had real raspberries in there.
Were their blackberries? blackberries or raspberries I can't tell. I think they were
blackberries Blackberries or raspberries No raspberries are red.
Strawberries. They weren't Strawberries. They were definitely blackberries. Because they were black.
We need to decide. They were Blackberries. Blackberries. They were blackberries dear. Okay .Blackberries and
and and I red Jam sauce. Red jams. mmm I think that's where you were getting
confused. Because the sauce was like the strawberry. You like jam?
I love Jam mmm. Me to My dad use to make jam. Your. My dad yeah in Australia. my dad you to make
all types of jams. he made blackcurrant jam
raspberry boysenberry you make pretty much anything had a jam watermelon Jam
what all the things Kiwi fruit jam, honey Jam Jam this is strawberry jam so
cherry jam orange jam orange jam? apricot jam
I started sound familiar to that Forrest Gump shrimp movie. Shrimp salad. Shrimp pie.
Here we are
You wanna get out? You want to walk around? I can. we can leave the car
here yeah. let's have a look around if you want I can wait here. You don't wanna
get out? I would love to. Your love to get out. Let me let me open the door for you
right. Stay there. Stay there. Close the window. and close the door. what let's go
We are eating cashews at the moment . Unsalted
yum yum yum
and thank you very much for watching have a lovely weekend everybody better than
the bridge
New Car Ferry Crossing the Bosphorus. Asian to European side.
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