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Who Is Selena Gomez Dating - Selena Gomez boyfriend list - Duration: 5:07.

Who Is Selena Gomez Dating - Guys Selena Gomez Has DATED

Who is Selena Gomez dating since she hit the Hollywood scene, A-list Hollywood hotties

have dated the former Disney star turned superstar singer Selena Gomez.

Take a look back to remember all the guys Selena has been dated from undying memory

of 'Jelena' to a recent steamy relationship with The Weeknd.

Our list will tell you more details you need to know about Singer Selena Gomez's love

life.

1.

The Weeknd: (Jan 2017 to Present) In January 2017, Love you Like a love song

Singer Selena Gomez Started dating R&B Singer The Weeknd while caught kissing in LA and

the couple went official in April 2017 by posting their pictures on Instagram.

2.

Samuel Krost (2015-2016) Same old love Singer Selena Gomez began dating

businessman Samuel Krost coupe of years ago.

Both were spotted holding hands on dinner date in Cipriani restaurant, New York and

again in Beverly Hills, California.

3.

Zedd (2015)

Disney Star Selena Gomez briefly dated music producer & DJ Zedd in early 2015, despite

rapper and record producer Diplo's claims that it was a publicity stunt.

4.

Justin Bieber (on-and-off relationship from 2010 to 2013)

In 2011, Jelena made their public debut as a couple in major PDA at the Oscars after

party.

Pop stars Selena and Justin had a 3 roller-coaster romance filled with ups and downs, but this

high-profile relationship officially ended in 2013.

5.

Taylor Lautner (2009)

Selena and Twilight actor Taylor Lautner met in Vancouver in early 2009 while Gomez was

filming Beezus and Ramona and Lautner was shooting Twilight: New Moon.

Unluckily, their young love didn't last long & causing them to split up.

6.Nick Jonas (2008 to 2010) Selena Gomez and fellow Disney Channel star

Nick Jones briefly dated for a few months in 2008 and revived their romance in 2010.

However, Gomez and Jones called it quits again a few months later in 2010 because their careers

just got in the way.

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HUỲNH LẬP VÀ CLIP SÀM - #1 : Hú Hồn Á Móa Mài | HUỲNH LẬP COLLECTION - Duration: 2:14.

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Ban Tổ Chức Hoa Hậu Hoàn Vũ lên tiếng sau tin đồn Hoàng Thùy bị loại Ai cũng bất ngờ - Duration: 10:09.

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2017 World Championship Group A Tease (Week 2) - Duration: 1:41.

After this match, it'll be so hard for EDG to get out of the group.

It's just too difficult.

I feel, since we still have a good chance to get out of Groups,

I think...

since the winner won't be determined until the very end,

the tournament isn't over for us yet.

I think the most important thing for us this week is

for us to believe in each other and be united

in order for us to win every game.

There was no doubt that we'd go 3-0.

In Week 2, we will show you an overwhelming game befitting the name of SKT.

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Eyes on Worlds: Episode 2 (2017) - Duration: 14:47.

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2017 World Championship Group Stage Week 2 Tease - Duration: 3:05.

Even if we lose all of our remaining games,

other teams will still fear SKT.

It's been a long time since a full-Chinese team has been on the Worlds stage,

and in our home region of China

to have a full-Chinese team makes me really happy.

The fact that we exposed all of our weaknesses

also means we have yet to show our strength.

If my team makes it out of Groups

we will prove to the world my individual strength, as well as my team's strength.

And, we can make the GPL and Vietnam proud.

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THIS MONSTER IS AWESOME! [The Evil Within 2] - Duration: 29:49.

Oh wow look I'm in space...

Ohh

Wow, I am inside your mom ... 's house

I'm such a genius. I set up this green screen right and I have not just double-layer green shirts

But also these are my only pair

of headphones

Yeah, good job man Wow you're like super smart and stuff

It's gonna look crazy. Whatever okay? Whatever. We're playing evil within

Can't even see anything cuz my mic is like

Clearly I didn't think through this setup

Whatever, okay?

Hey

You remember evil within it's made by legendary horror game maker Shinji Mikami

Who made the Resident Evil series and considering how good the?

Resident Evil 7 was I'm actually really excited about this one see see if that was kind of like catalyst

For the future of triple a horror games which have been so god-awful

For the past couple years. I have a sneeze coming

Home engulfed in flames try to fire kills child nanny. I remember the first game had the story of a like a

Spooky scientist. It's a crazy scientist wow what an original concept of the horror video game

I'm doing I'm doing I do look forward to play this game. I really do because I hear it's actually pretty good

Maybe a potential series you know

Chapter 1 begins

Hate when that happens

just come home from a stroll in the woods, and your house is on fire, but those pants, those pants are on fleek

Shizzle, Lily is in here

Family friendly still

Excuse me Lily

I'm gonna go ahead and say that Lily is done

Ok, I think the game wants me to go this way

"Dammit!"

How about that? I did it

Alright, here we go

Oh God!

Let me guess, she's going to die and therefore the horror character

She just serves as a purpose to make the character have some sort of story how did this happen?

Lily what up dog it's your boy

I'm coming, I'm coming man. Yeah, that's right. He even said it

I can't sprint, but whatever

I don't really know where to go though here. Here? Aw no, that's not gonna do it

Oh I can crouch here, the game will teach me how to crouch now, how about that?

You have to know how to crouch in this game, cause otherwise the spooky

monsters

Lily your house is not even on fire. Yeah come on out, please

Oh my god, she's already dead

Punch her! Literally kick her, she's a devil

It's a trap, it's a fake one

My god

That's pretty cool, I guess

like the classic

storytelling of a guy having guilt

When it clearly wasn't his fault to begin with, but they always have it

Oh, I feel so guilty about this one thing it really haunts me. Great!

Clearly we all saw that it wasn't your fault. It happens all the time in movies. I'm so sick of that way of storytelling

Why am I so critic Jesus Christ what has happened to me.

No, he still feels guilty.

Moebius? Oh my god, did you guys hear did you guys hear? He said Mobius!

wha-

It's the-

Hey now, sit

Sebastian calm down

Hehe, of a child, get it?

Child's play?

Haha

Listen I'm just going to say my daughter. Okay. I don't

You'd think they'd let me sober up first before they did this

Like why was I in a wheelchair?

Heyyy here we go

oh thats cool

Okay

Very cool very cool

No nose hair at all look at that you must be plucking that

Every day

Okay

Alright I control the camera for some reason

The evil withiiin

dos

Cool I'm excited now. Can I play please?

I'm the worst. I'm the worst let's player of all time. Let's get real here. You're watching the wrong channel here

Here we go hey look at that story in setting my where am I people?

Here we go that's the house

Whoa, what the f-

Is that a phone

Could that be her calling us

From the outside that might be pretty cool. you could communicate.

oh my gah

It is her!

Haha yeah shut the fuck up Sebastian

Oh, that's cool.

Aww, it's got a cute-

Yeah, ask yourself

Thank you

Its a cute little kitty cat, hey man

Ha I didn't see it

Does it speak? The cat speaks. I bet you it speaks

Aw, thank you kitty.

What up kitty cat, what did you want?

Don't don't no kitty get away from the jar

Green gel it's gross, and it usually comes from dead enemies

But if you collect that you can use it to obtain increased abilities

Thank You kitty for the green gel. Anytime my man

Anytime my main guy

Save terminal, gotta love my save terminal

Let's do a little let's do a little save there huh I'm playing on the hardest difficulty by the way there, its called game journalist mode

I'll probably change it later. Okay. There are photos of a bunch of your team

Great so your experts need rescuing -

Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I'm only here to find Lily

Okay chat that was chapter 201 okay? I don't know how I did that I investigated

That's how you open a door everyone

Search mobile you search team members within stem for a lead on

Lily. Lilly the frilly as I like patilly

should be a way out I

Couldn't my memory. Just make regular doors came there

uhm ok, mirror mirror, on ze wall.

We go again into the looking this is how you do it correct

It's okay mom can fix it for you she can fix anything

Sebastian what's wrong? Are you alright?

Why does my wife look like a granny, my god, I picked the wrong one --amazingly smart and beautiful wife--

Why wouldn't I be alright?

Come here

I'm looking too hard. It's making you delirious. Are you sure you're not coming down with something

Aaaand we're back in hell, great.

Wow what a good thing that we didn't walk any further

Is this the right place

Well we don't really have many options

I want to get the gun, ohhh cool

That's dope

Isn't his running animation really weird? I guess its the belt?

102

Okay, lets see if we can fi-, oh that's where we came from, there's a mirror. Are you kidding me? Oh?

They are mind fucking me right now aren't they?

You giving me a little shnitzel

These are locked probably both of them not even gonna bother

Very strange okay, so if we go through the door again

Got a flashlight very nice

Wonderful pictures

Very nice oh

That's not how you chair, stupid chair

What the hell

Whoa hahaha, they should do some slow-mo

I'm guessing I can't interact with it. That's cool. Man. Yo Baker how you do men

Is everything slow-mo for me as well then

The team leader- maybe has something on him- one bullet straight ahead

Wonderful Wow how nice okay am I done here? Yep?

Strange people are very strange these days. You know that reference good on you

Guess we'll check if there's something here --someone tried to block the way out....or in--

Okay potentially escape route for later

Sadistic- we got a file everybody- whoever did this must have enjoyed it

How is this even possible well, we're in a dream world, so I don't know why you would question that "how's it possible"?

aaah

that's not a beach its a bathtub

Great... did i just walk in circles?

...i did

This is another library no, it's the same

What are we looking for I don't even know

Is my mission here?

Someone locked the doooor, what an oopsie doopsie

Should we remove this maybe?

Okay

There you go

Very nice, I must be a genius to get through that

How about that

Okay, I guess we're going this way

Just about to say there was a phone before I'm like I'm sure it's gonna ring

Hello, mina-san. It's a pewdiepie desu

Is that all he does?

Good good prank old buddy. Ha ha ha ha ha got you

Shit shit, I'm Sebastian where is my daughter?

Where is she

I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence

I'm

Sebastian

shit I

just do the Crouch cuz I'm Sebastian, I collected another file, how about that

extravagant letter

Alright, you can read that if you feel like that's your thing

Can you do a quick turn? Yes, you can camera is not as quick down

Hi

Hey damn it

What's going on here

What is happening here I am Sebastian and there's like something really strange going on in this place. It's really weird

Oh my god, is this game supposed to be a horror game

Well that's cool, it's very visually cool, but like it ain't scary dog

Love the floor very Twin Peaks

Wow he is a bad man, oh he takes picture when he kills people I see

But what's that?

Okay, so we have to be covered hold to enter cover

R1 okay

And then move alongside when near corner icon will be displayed in that direction okay?

So I think we have to move this way right

While he's super scary

Can't seem to move

Who the hell was that alright well, I did it somehow anyway even though I failed amazingly just like the search team

Are you doing there buddy yeah, you're right everybody Oh

Sexual I like that look at that very very nice

Oh my gosh

Ah

You imagine that that's a good way to die just constantly moaning ah

Okay alright, we're here now. I gotta find a way out of here

But you just joined stay a while, I thought we were looking for your whamon

Alright so we checked upstairs

We didn't really check here hasn't because there's nothing there Felix. That's why I have this large sound

spookie I

Can we jump down

Probably should

Whoa whoa, whoa was that a mannequin head

That's awesome

How cool I don't think you guys were hanging here before?

Very nice should we go down here?

All right, I think we want to stay off that guy right I

Can't go up so we gotta go there man. It's getting it's getting more and more intense

Excuse me

Pardon me sir. I'm looking for my daughter. I think you can help no

You can be great help

It's this place supposed to make people happy cuz they ain't doing it for me, man

My god it looks shit on PlayStation look at that

It looks awful

What happened there look at the tape there's no textures?

Christ

Only when I get closer

It's pretty good art design, I do like it

Oh

I thought maybe he would come out all right

Okay, which floor 13

Remember the elevator in Silent Hill

Where it's missing one floor, and then you do the thing and then all the sudden there's an extra floor, and you're like whoa

What the heck man, we're entering a bad place now definitely

No, that's the kind of feeling I miss from a lot of horror games

This seems like a lot of a look it's blood. That's scary, right

Look is that people let's that's scary right hey you guys doing just hanging around

Oh, that's a night, maybe cooler one of them grabs me or some shit

Are they changing

This is worse than the Rick and Morty porno

I'm Audi oh

That can't begin

He's playing with this

What I didn't what a crazy guy

That's crazy, man. What a crazy me?

I'm guessing this is just like the intro. I'm sure the game will pick up its gaming elements instead of having this walking simulator

Is awesome are we gonna run oh, we are oh my god, hahahaha

Brendan consumes stamina, oh well, I think that's not really my biggest issue right now

That's cool

At the cool-looking monster right there

Shame I can't look back because I kind of want to see how she looks like

But I feel like I shouldn't I don't know how to jump ok did it for me, Oh

Excellent that's perfect. Thank you

No, this is just like the first game you have to figure some way I had to escape before timing run sound

Climb climb damage the crazy chainsaw lady will get you aah

Same

Kind of wanted to get killed by her god damn it she looks so cool

Ha ha I was awesome, I really enjoyed that

Hey look. It's a red. Oh my friend. Well. I guess we're not friends. Oh Mike

You killed mr.. Hecht you monster, how could you do this?

Got an answer

Now I know for sure that she's a bad person

But was willing to give the benefit of the doubt for you now oh

I don't hear it. Well. You made a big noise

Jumping down I better be sneaky. Yeah, all right. I can't run or do anything

Oh my gosh, she's so cool

Let's do sprint consumer stamina

So what

big chase my chainsaw guy oh

Shit oh

No, we didn't

All right that can't be good

We're gonna die

We're almost at we're almost at game is doing it for me, that's cool didn't want to play anyway

All right, what the fuck is going on here?

All right, what do you guys think I think it's pretty interesting it seems to be very similar to the first game

but it runs a lot better and

It's very pretty

Let me know if you want me to do more of this. I like will come a long way

I would really appreciate that it really helps me out a lot and just let me know

I probably will play more of this anyway to be honest with you because I do like it so far

Not like super impressed, but you know I'm hoping it will pick up that last part was really cool. Oh

My god, that's it for me for now

*brofist*

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HOW TO: MAKE SWEDISH MEATBALLS - Duration: 10:10.

köttbullar

OHH

That's right. I make cooking videos now. Can you keep up??

We're gonna make meatballs to celebrate this hot new fresh personally designed merch.

That's right!

You like this,

Marzia?

Look at the shirt, not my butt

Okay you can look at my butt, BUT NO ONE ELSE!

We're gonna make meatballs

And I'm gonna sell the meatballs as well, you can buy my meatballs. I'm gonna share my secret recipe

We got the...the mince

We got the cream

We got the butter

we got the bread crumbs

We got the stock potting

We got the..onion, patatas and the rårörda lingon!

Let's go! Okay!

Let's see if I remember how to cook this. Oh, actually you need, uh

You need this - you need this is as well the soy

Number one.

Wash your hands. That's right. No one wants your dirty germs

on your shizz

Do you wash your hands everytime, Marzia?

Marzia: Uhh... let me think Felix: That's right

I knew it

Why am I sick right now Marzia? Hm?

I'm doing this from my head, so if it's not like...

...perfect, you know, don't judge me.

TRICK QUESTION

It's gonna be perfect. Where's the cutting, where do you keep all your stuff woman?

Do we have a real cutting knife?

Marzia: Yeah

Where?

Marzia: Once you...eh...

This is not a cutting knife, Marzia

Marzia: I think, I used it yesterday, so it's in the dishwasher.

Marzia: No, no, no. Those cups where they at it

I-I need this one. I need this one. Marz: ...but It doesn't cut.

WAMEN....

Don't question me right now, okay?

Edgar's my assistant.

Marzia: "Edger!"

"Edger", if you don't know how to chop an onion

Marzia: I don't know how to chop an onion

Well, let me tell you how to, you cut the butts first right?

Marzia: M-hm

There's many different ways. Is this making you anxious? M: No.

Man, this knife sucks dude

Marzia: That's what I said!

Marzia: Oh, look at that!

Oh, wow, you were right Marzia

Congratulations

Oh, yeah, this is much better

Right. You chopped those, and then you chop it in half, then you just peel off the edges. There you go

Marzia: Yeah, but like I wanna see how you do it.

Marzia: ...Y'know the cubes without having to actually cut them all in cubes

Oh, no... Oh, there's a secret trick

Marzia: Yeah? Do you know the secret trick?

There's a secret trick M: Edgar do you know it?

Edgar knows it, he has to sign a contract.

I just chop it, into tiny pieces

That's the trick. If you're gonna keep the onion in

It adds that flavor, but you don't want the meatballs to have like the onions in it, okay?

You want to chop it so small that you're literally just adding the flavor of the onion

You know what am saying? Let's just do half an onion. I don't like onion that much

*long sigh from Felix*

What are you laughing at huh?

Marzia: Your really long sigh.

Yeah onion makes me sigh, okay? Doesn't make me cry, it makes me sigh. This a nihilistic onion.

See this is what I need like the big knife. Cuz then I'm just gonna destroy this goddamn onion. Yeah this works

This is how they do it in every good cooking show Gyarden Ramsey get outta here. The other one...

You too...

Someone's curious if we're cooking.

"Is that food? Is Felix cooking? My God!"

"That never happens"

Real men don't cry when they cut the onion, not a tear. Zoom into my face Marzia. Not a single tear

Why am I doing this

Took a little time, but you know it's worth it. Okay. It's worth it. We're gonna go grab a

"kastrull" (pan) and we're gonna put that oh, that's wrong - Uh

Put that on. Get some butter - you know - you have an Italian girlfriend.

"Oh you have to put with olive oil, Felix"

PSHFSHHSH

Butter?

Marzia: Yeah

Baby!

Let's add that onion

Let it zimmer shimmer

Let it do something. Something happens. Okay?

There you go.. look at that - look at that onion

We can clean up meanwhile

Isn't that right Marzia?

Marzia: Dude!

You can you can clean Marzia: I do all the time.. Don't believe it.

- And cook at the same time

M: Don't believe it. I hate you sooo much (We don't, Marzia)

Look at this. I'm not doing anything else so I might as well just clean up

M: You just do the dishes after with -

I'M STILL THE ONE WITH THE KNIFE marzia

Thank you, so you just want to get the onion some color pretty much

That's it, then you want to grab a bowl. I don't have a bowl so I'm using a plate

And then we're gonna mix that with the

The mince we're using a... vegetable? But no, vegetarian. It's good. It's much better

I'll show you why it's better in a second. This works the same way with regular mince basically you get the cream

Oh my god, it's so slippy

You get the cream there we go

And you get the bread. Bread crumbs, right

So it's all eh... it's all about mixing. I don't really go for a recipe

I sorta like add a little bit of bread crumbs. If it's too moist more bread crumbs, if it's too dry more cream

Potato, patata you know what I mean? add a little bit of cream aaannd add the bread crumbs

Then you get your hands dirty

aaAAAAAhhh

Feels good, very nice. You like this Marzia?

You like this

Mmm

This is why you need a bowl cuz god damn. This is hard. Just right - work those meatballs

aaaAAAAhhh

Mmm. See, we're starting to get the meatball. Should I just make one big one? -No.

Here's the reason why?

You can eat the ball raw if you do with veggie meat doesn't taste that good yet. Feels like it's missing something

We'll add a little bit of pepper and salt... It starting to taste nice now

Marzia: What do you have going on over here?

Forgot to tell you you gotta boil the potatoes if you don't know how to boil potatoes

I don't know what to tell you man. You're dumb

M: I would never lick my fingers while I'm cooking

Yeah well that's the pleasure of cooking is that you can eat MEANWHILE

Marz: Y-wh-but you are sick!

No, I'm not M: Yes you are!

So are you, so whatever. We can leave that for a while. Make those 'taters boil.

While the potato boil we can um roll the balls

Gotta really roll these huh?

Look at that

beautiful

Swadish meatball

Not Swadish at all but - you know

So the Swedish meatball like any typical country dish is based on just grabbing stuff you have in the house

Maybe you have some old, old meat

You know just grind that shit down make some meatballs out of it

Get some 'taters from the yarn get some you know milk that cow that you got in the back

We roll the balls we're just waiting for the potatoes to boil

You wanna... the balls doesn't hold the heat very long so you wanna time it so that when the potatoes are done

That's sort of when you start cooking the balls. Okay, now we're gonna cook the meatballs in some very nice butter

I used two pans

just to make it quicker

M: But you have so little? You can keep in one --

Do you think I can do them in one? M: Yeah. - You're probably right.

You know what? It was unfair for me to judge Marzia

You cook for me every single day like a real waman

Little sexist statement, but it's very nice. Put it on sort of low heat

You don't want to burn the edges

Keep'em moving

Vaary nice look at that

Bouuut'oofull! Look 't that. It's getting there

They look great, I'm very happy with them.

Brown, crispy looking thing

Means they're ready, take them out.

Okay, the taters are almost done meatballs are done. We're gonna use the last bit of cream

Low temperature and just put that in there

And then you're gonna add some soy get that brown color

*soy, cream and vinegar hits the Felix* So good!

'taters are done while we left that one that you know get that really filminess

We'll prepare the last

Ow.

I did it hundred percent correct - Thank you. There we go. Did not burn my hand at all

How many meatballs do you want Marzia?

M: Uhmmmm six?

Six meat balls. D'you want the sauce on yours?

-Mhm

Oh wow, we got really thick. Look at that beautiful thickness

Look at that thiccness Marcia

It doesn't look good?

Marzia: I dunno.

Marzia: I only want it in the...

Too bad. Too bad. M: ...meatballs.

Oh maahh GAAH mmmhhh

We're gonna have some rårörda lingon!

very nice it will contrast that the sweetness will be very nice to contrast all the fat and salt

And there you go

Look at that beeeeautiful uniform

It's damn good meatball man. Oh perfect. It's perfect

M: Can I eat mine now?

Yes

So good,

How do you like it - Mmm? That's good?

-Very nice Very nice. That was so good. I'm very pleased

great meatballs, great life

I'll leave the recipe in the description if you guys wanna do it

Post a picture of your meatballs

You can also buy my meatballs on the store along with this very dirty, but very clean-looking

Meatball shirt, it's designed by me. I'm very happy with it and post a picture of you wearing it as well

Thank you for watching leave a like if you enjoyed.

Squad fam

puhketchuu

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THIS KID IS THE NEW PEWDEPIE! - YLYL #0007 - Duration: 10:45.

It's time for another-

*maniacal coughing*

Skrattar du så förlorar du, mannen.

Yes, yes, yes, another one

*slow clap*

How many more?

How many more is he gonna make?

Ah geez...

I sure hope no one calls me out on it, for milking a series, cuz that has never been done before

*Outrageous slam*

Looking at you, Mr. Happy Wheels.

Now, let's have a little bit of (Felix laughs), okay. Is that too much to ask?

Last week I asked you to send in some videos

I'm not gonna do that because they were goddamn awful.

[Video narrator] So the first stop is a cranberry capital of the world: Warrens, Wisconsin.

It was amazing seeing these vast fields of cranberries this close, so I decided to take a closer look-

[Felix] Alright, this is really- really funny

[video] Take some on my own [Felix] He's gonna fall in

ho ho ho ho

I didn't- I didn't see that one coming,

OH MY GOD that's hilarious! [vid] A closer look and get some on my own-

*cranberry gurgles*

OHHHHHHH

my god, these are FUNNY.

[video] There's a story behind my skin,

It's a mosaic of all the faces before it.

I'm English, Irish, German, and Cherokee.

I'm a hundred percent-

*SCREECH PAUSE, EXHALE OF RELIEF*

I never pressed the pause button so fast in my life. Oh my God.

*EXHALE OF RELIEF #2*

I'm sweating.

*under breath* oh that was a close one. Christian channel.

Christian channel... this-

*EXHALE OF RELIEF #3*

[vid] The third circle tonight. We talked about this the first two-

[woman] SAY NO!

[man] You need to learn to say "no".

Je-Jesse, if you take this turn-

If you take this- if you-

Je- JESSE! *Japanese driving hype music*

[Felix] Yes!

*Japanese driving hype music*

[man] STOP IT!

JESSE NO!

*Japanese driving hype music*

You are so grounded!

[Felix] What a gangster,

You can't tell Jesse to do NOTHING.

He is so grounded.

[man] You are so grounded!

[Felix] YOU'RE SO GROUNDED! *chuckles*

Why do you let him drive then? What the heck man.

*inhale* ahh

Ah, I've seen this

It's so good

*chuckle*

His face and he's just like, "Oh, you got me! YOU GOT ME MAYNN YOU GOT ME-

HAHA!

Ahh... bootiful.

[vid] Who are safer drivers, men or women? Well, according to a new survey

55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender benders,

while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes.

please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100%

because the math was done by a woman

*mixed reaction from audience and Pewds*

[Felix] Buh, bu- HHH!

to those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by A WOMAN. So...

Now you don't know what the hell to do

*laughter from audience*

Nah, I'm just kidding. We don't hire women.

*louder laughter from crowd, silent laugh from Felix*

*stops*

[Felix] Moving on, moving on.

Thank you so much for masturbating over my stream and donating two thousand dollars you virgin! Let me go ahead and write you down on the board right here.

[man] WOW, can you guys show him some love

Woww can you guys show Steven some love on the board right here wow

[Felix] *chuckles* good old Steven

[man] so much $$, oh my gawd Steven, ah my white board

okay

I really don't understand why I keep getting hate in the community

everybody just comes in here saying I do this for the money

No I don't i do it cuz I love it ❤︎

Wow that wasn't

NO Felix Christian Channel *swedish*

all right what do we got, what do we got, what do we got, OHH?

*chuckles*

maybe I need a friend for Slippy, maybe that's his problem, hey, Slippy what do you think of this?

you know what i'm amazed that he hasn't taking a shit yet so

so I'm not gonn-i'm not gonna gamble

okay

why did I think that it's a good idea to get a god damn toadd

so moist you know, it's kinda nice for your-

HELP

what the fuck

what are you doing, what- don't touch it, who told you to touch it, I'll fucking kill you, don't ever touch that fucking shit again

where is that from, *HUHHH* wait it's a song

oh, hell yeah it made me *AH HA HA* but I still haven't lost, ok, what do we got?

god damn it's so hard to be a Christian Channel these day

people don't understand, PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND, you can't kill a bull with an apple

idiots THESE MORONS

okay, okay

[video narrating] a more practiced framing carpenter can set a nail with three hits

wait sorry, what the heck is "memes from Estonia", what is that, wha- and an experienced carpenter can sink one with two hits

but only an alpha knows how to drive a nail with a single hit

uh-huh, okay, yeah how you gonna do dat

oh god

OH

family friendly Memes from Estonia I approve of you thank you very much Estonia for your keep- for Keeping it Family Friendly

Thank you Estonia you know, usually when you go to the eastern sides and people start looking like this

Its- it's and it's never good it's weird explosions, drugs, guns

Okay a family friendly memes from Estonia, very nice, very nice family friendly Memes from Estonia, I really appreciate it. thank you

okay, I see where this is going and I'm going to choose to stop there but thank you

it could be family friendly

Holy Moly

*chuckles* look at his face, it's so red *laughs*

what's the context here please someone fill me in, fill me in what is happening here, where is he?

Holy Moly, thank you for not swearing, thank you for keeping it real Holy moly is is

is a family-friendly statement Holy Moly indeed as you guys can see

Luke he Kill me with the stun stun he can't use a stun yeah Guys Look

What yeah yeah Look Guys Look Look?

Hey Disconnected Yeah Guys

Thanks for Watching Guys

This Guy

It's the next damn Pewdiepie

my god what a talent, *OH MY GAWD* very nice

varry no-

is that a chicken, let's get it

it's always the the quick nes that get me man I don't even know

what is this, oh?

oh sizzles, oh

ey ey ey can't censor that

WOW

*OH MAH GAWD*

yeah go in for the attack dude look at that sneaky he's floating over

look, he misses the broom

a crucial miss, you can't miss from that distance the coon is gonna get you

the broom is dead at this point and then I assume

what happens here is that he dies as well from the coon?

you don- you don't mess with a coon man

look at him, he just floats in, out of no where

he just floats in out of no where

how does he do that?

ahh, i don't know what to tell you man

Nicolas , this train is gonna crash into these five people

should we move the train to go this way?

or should we let the train it go that way, which way should-

wow that's really interesting teaching a child?

moral dilemmas at an- at an early age

this child, it's a brilliant mind, it's a genius, my god OF COURSE

literally the answer, no one is ever given to this dilemma

hahh

dat is right little Timmy, if we move over the lady, she can get Killed as well, is a genius

clearly he's just respecting women here and there's nothing else to it

WELL, what do you KNOW, did you laugh or did you lose?

why do I always say that, you know what

Heck it i'm going with it

Hope you enjoyed the video ahh- remember to buy my chair

everyone, I sell Shairs

Shairs

Shairs

see you next week with another one

and remember kids: stay family friendly, christian

who am i, anymore at all

BROFIST

for the good old tames

let's give 'em the-

let's give 'em what they want

let's give 'em what they want, they want a BROFIST I know you want a brofist

there it is- there it is

classic 2012, come on man, nothing's bad gonna happen, I promise

you know what, give it a little kiss

give it a little kiss

you kiss it too you, kiss it too

LICK IT

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2017 World Championship Group D Tease (Week 2) - Duration: 1:31.

Even though we lost all our games last week

we'll give it our all in the upcoming games.

Since we've found our form over the first week,

I think we have a really good chance to win against these two teams,

and we'll be the 1st seed out of our group.

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7 SIGNS YOURE A TOXIC GAMER! - Duration: 10:22.

Excuse me, I was just enjoying my favorite youtuber Johnny D. Absolute legend my god look at him nothing like a senior.

(laughs)

Rapping some lil yachty karaoke while your grandson is screaming in the background quality content.

This is the kind of content I can only dream about.

Creating you know when you go to your favorite gaming journalists website, and you want to know what's up about the latest game

But then you scroll down, and there's all these like weird click beta articles. Well as it turns out.

I have had the honor of becoming

immortalized as.

Clickbait, thank you God. Thank you. Seven signs you're a toxic gamer.

(claps)

Yes, I made it as clickbait finally.

It's a 2012 Pewdiepie, but whatever click good enough

Good enough even made it to the print of gaming former. I like how they had this one.

Call me the ugly is this the good then.

(laughs)

The good and the ugly it's a turn bad fasted in it, but here

I am and I wanted to investigate what the 7 signs of being a toxic gamer, because who knows maybe you are a

toxic gamer

yourself like yours.

Truly found the article. Let's investigate toxic gaming is something we hear about over and over again

The phrase itself has lost a bit of its punch. That's called a that's a nice throwback to the thumbnail of there.

This is well written.

I'm sure that was intentional some online gaming communities have suffered from an overarching nasty.

Environment you ever notice how like the most toxic games are the ones that are the most annoying to play?

(3rd laugh of the video)

Here's a look at some of the things we should avoid doing when playing online to make gaming more enjoyable

for everyone. Let's watch. Extreme cursing. If you swear while playing video games. Well I got news for you, buddy.

You're toxic.

When you start directing these swear words at other people in a negative way, then it's not okay, okay?

They've gone too far, and it well in the whole n-word Fiasco thing. I didn't say it to anyone so many people were.

Confused about it like I just said it to myself and Brad so according to topics and seven signs.

I wasn't actually being toxic because I was just saying it to myself.

But whatever anyone who has ever had someone say fu to them directly knows what I'm talking about.

(that hurts)

The pain I remember the first time anyone said the f-word directly to me

It was horrible

(coughs)

Cry more. Then literally just cry more. Someone said fuck you to you. What are you gonna?

I mean Christian Channel someone said fiddling to you? What you gonna do?

It doesn't feel very nice. All right moving on we have six more

I like how they have seven for some reason. I don't know how they came up with that number. There's just seven of them

That's that's all you got

Insulting other players mothers, that's stepping

(stylish nod)

If you ever speak bad about my mother and I will be very angry and I might even cuss at you

And I'm a Christian Channel, so you better watch it. I have never understand

Why people get offended by saying your mama laughs I fiddled your mama

No, you didn't

(laughs)

I know for a fact that you didn't because I have a webcam in a room no but. It's just so dumb

What did you say about my mother?

How do you get triggered by that I think people need to say it more now so that people get over it my god

Maybe I'm a psychopath you know maybe that's the case

But I just don't understand how people get so offended by words. It's really

I can't comprehend it if people say they are I'm not gonna push it. It's more like personally. I don't understand it

You know that meme?

You know what I'm talking to you now

Yeah, most everyone can let these come and slide off their back and some I'd even find them funny

If someone does say they are offended then drop the jokes. It's not hard

It's not hard to drop jokes guys whining first two items on our list definitely

Contribute to negative online communities the following items are so much more of a problem, okay?

You know what I can kind of agree with this one

There's always that player that thinks he's better than everyone else and if people aren't performing to his standard even though

He's not probably doing that great either. It's always like

Oh, WhAT aRe YoU DOIng?

OH

number four

camping if you camp in a video game

Which literally everyone has done at least once in their life you are

toxic oh

My gahhh

If there's one thing that annoys me personally more than anything else in the list. It's camping. It's just lazy

Gaming you can't sit in an adventure spot the entire match game

Or you could rely on your skills most everyone can take advantage of a spawn point

But the real talent lies in those that can use a whole map effectively this sounds like is written by someone

really elitist about games like

You sit in the corner playing you foul player you just sit in corner me experience

Effective player I use whole map to distribute my skills I go over here

I go over here, and I would never I would never sit in one place for too long cuz I'm not a camper

No, no no because that's toxic

*toxicity intensifies*

Why PUBG is literally all about advancing to the better positions and then

Rinse and repeat you know

That's the point of the game so that you are in the circle and have the best spot in the circle if people camp too

Much in the game, then that's the game's fault and if people want to camp fucking that than camp literally crime or boosting

There's a huge difference between playing a game. I live with friends and outright boosting if you and a friend are

Entering a match and sitting in the corner of each other you are making the experience less fun for everyone

Oh, yeah, they this was the thing in Call of Duty. Do people still do that. It's literally just two people

Placing that's those tactical stocks or whatever and then just killing each other

So they can respawn next to each other and then win the game when I play modern warfare 2

I never ever had a problem with boosters because it's so easy to find them and literally you just get two free kills

Yes

seriously, oh

I see the problem here. Is that they don't know how to utilize the entire map and find the boost s. It's impossible

Maybe if you are an effective player and non toxic player like me then you could find these boosters

I'm surprised cheating hasn't come up to be honest

EEYYY

It's your boy

It's your boy

there's something that really just need to be said on any occasion the entirety of this list relates to that most golden of rules if

You don't have something nice to say then don't say anything at all there are many words and phrases in the world that are absolutely

Unacceptable if you're seeing anything that personally attacks someone for the race gender

Sexual preference you should take a hard look at yourself

There's no reason to be attacking people when you well

I wasn't talking to the guy directly okay, can we get that clear it can be hard sometimes for people to remember?

It's just a game. It's just a game. They're meant to have fun while they can get competitive

It doesn't have to be abusive. Well. I mean I agree okay

I would never call someone directly

To be fair like I was wrong for letting it slip out and I was wrong for saying there were no doubt

But you play games to let off steam. I really really don't see any problem with toxicity

I think people put way too much emphasis on it being such a horrible thing for people playing online literally just mute

Just mute the whole game. It's not that hard. What do you want to do talk to people? Hello fellow friend?

Let's go kill some enemies like there are other types of games

(idk if this is a luagh)

Where I'm sure you can have a good time you know just chill being toxic online

It's it's part of the game a lot of times is used as a tactic so just take the other players off, and it's fun

It's fun because you're not allowed to be like that anywhere else

It's sort of like part of the game and everyone who plays the game knows that that's is how you act online

And it's a difference literally the only thing I find annoying online is these people with the mic just either playing

Music or like screaming into the microphone and just doing a bunch of weird annoying noises like that's annoying

But banning people for being toxic is so

stupid some of my favorite games growing up was tibia and World of Warcraft and

Those had a huge online community people talking to each other and that was some of the most fun

I ever had in a game

Tibia especially was such a game where you could be the most toxic you could be and I think it's such a great

Outlet for kids instead of doing I don't know stuff in the real world how hurting people doing illegal stuff?

You know I did so much horrible shit. I did so much horrible stuff in tibia like

blank Tinley stealing lying

Manipulating like as a kid I was horrible

but I had a place to

Be horrible in a video game where it's safe to be and I think banning that kind of behavior

It's just it does no good. It's part of the game, and it's part of what makes the game fun

I have so many funny memories of these things and literally I got the same treatment from other people as well in it

It's like it makes you toughen up, and they makes you realize these are just words. It's just part of the game

No one actually cares go ahead and be toxic. I give you my seal of approval

it's gonna piss people off that I said all this, but it's what I believe a

Plus amen Christian channel. I couldn't find another word to rams with Eamonn really Ben

(final laugh)

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Congressional Pharmacist Spills SHOCKING Secret - Duration: 6:12.

>>FOR A NUMBER OF DECADES MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE HAD

ACCESS TO A LITTLE-KNOWN CLINIC AND PHARMACY RIGHT NEXT TO THE

HOUSE OF REP IS AND IF THAT IS RUN THROUGH A MEMBERSHIP

PROGRAM.

THROUGH THIS CLINIC THEY CAN GAIN EASY ACCESS TO

DRUGS VERY CLOSE TO THEIR PLACE OF WORK WITHOUT FOR THE MOST

PART HAVING TO DEAL WITH REGULAR PEOPLE OR HAVE IT BE CLEAR THAT

THEY ARE GOING FOR THESE DRUGS OR THINGS LIKE THAT.

THIS BY

ITSELF IS NOT NECESSARILY ALL THAT IMPORTANT OR INTERESTING,

BUT RECENTLY THE PHARMACIST AT THAT LITTLE PHARMACY HAS COME

OUT AND TALKED ABOUT SOME OF THE PRESCRIPTIONS HE HAS BEEN

GIVING, WITHOUT BEING TOO SPECIFIC.

WE WANT TO GIVE YOU

INFORMATION ABOUT THE CLINIC AND ALSO THE CONSEQUENCES,

LEGISLATIVELY, COMING OUT OF THE CLINIC --

>> >> FOR A NUMBER OF DECADES NOW

MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVE HAD

ACCESS TO A LITTLE-KNOWN CLINIC AND PHARMACY VERY CLOSE TO THE

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES THAT IS RUN THROUGH A MEMBERSHIP

PROGRAM.

THROUGH THIS CLINIC THEY CAN GAIN EASY ACCESS TO DRUGS, VERY

CLOSE TO THEIR PLACE OF WORK, WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH

REGULAR PEOPLE AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

THIS BY ITSELF IS NOT NECESSARILY ALL THAT

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT OR INTERESTING.

BUT RECENTLY THE PHARMACIST AT THAT LITTLE PHARMACY HAS

COME OUT AND TALKED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT SOME OF THE

PRESCRIPTIONS THAT HE HAS BEEN GIVEN.

WITHOUT BEING TOO SPECIFIC ñ YOU WANT TO HAVE A VERY CLOSE IN

CASE THERE IS A PROBLEM.

IT MAKES SENSE AT THAT POINT THAT THEY HAD IT.

IT MAKES LESS SENSE NOW WHEN THERE IS A CVS ON EVERY CORNER.

NOW THERE ARE MANY PRESCRIPTIONS THAT A PERSON CAN GET.

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN DIET IS TREMENDOUS, SO IT IS OUR

NATURAL DESTINY THAT WE WOULD END UP ON VARIOUS FORMS OF

DRUGS AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIFE.

BUT THERE ARE WAYS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND MAKE YOU THINK A

LITTLE BIT.

THIS IS MIKE KIM, THE PHARMACIST TALKING ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES.

>> MIKE KIMIS DEFINITELY GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE.

>>YEAH,

MAYBE HE HASN'T BROKEN THE LAW BUT I WOULD TAKE A VACATION.

>> I'M NOT CONCERNED THAT HE BROKE THE LAW ñ HE DIDN'T SAY

REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT.

THE ONE EXAMPLE HE GAVE WAS NOT RELATED TO ANY ALZHEIMER'S,

HE GAVE THE EXAMPLE OF JOHN CAREY WHO IS A DEMOCRAT.

HE SAID HE CAME IN THE DAY AFTER HE LOST THE ELECTION.

ISN'T THAT AMAZING, THAT GUY COULD'VE BEEN THE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES.

THE NEXT DAY HE IS A SCHLEP WAITING IN LINE FOR HIS

DRUGS AT THE PHARMACY.

I LOVE THAT ABOUT AMERICA.

I WISH THAT WOULD HAPPEN MORE.

IT IS NOT POLITICAL IN THAT SENSE, NOR DO I THINK IT IS

A VIOLATION OF LAW.

BUT I JUST FEEL BAD FOR HIM.

>> SO I ORIGINALLY SAW THIS ñ THE COMMENTS WERE ALMOST

UNIVERSALLY APPARENTLY CONSERVATIVE.

THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE SCARED OF, THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO POWER OR

ABILITY TO ENACT THE LAW?

WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE

ACTUALLY PASSING THE BILLS?

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO NAME NAMES BUT

LET'S THINK BACK TO SOME POLITICAL EVENTS OF THIS YEAR,

WHERE THERE ANY REPUBLICANS WHO HAD WEIRD DIFFICULTIES

EXPRESSING THEMSELVES AND REMEMBERING THINGS?

I'M JUST

SAYING.

YOU HEAR ALZHEIMER'S ñ MY GRANDFATHER ACTUALLY IS

PRETTY DEEP IN ALZHEIMER'S AT THIS POINT.

IS A VERY DEBILITATING AND SAD CONDITION THAT AFFECTS A

LOT OF AMERICANS.

BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT THEY ARE AT THE DEEP END.

MAYBE THEY ARE JUST AT THE VERY BEGINNING.

I LOOKED UP THE EARLY STAGES OF ALZHEIMER'S, HERE ARE SOME

OF THE EFFECTS IT HAS.

PROBLEMS COMING UP WITH THE RIGHT WORD OR NAME, FIND.

TROUBLE REMEMBERING NAMES, CHALLENGES PERFORMING TASKS IN

SOCIAL OR WORK SETTINGS, FORGETTING MATERIAL THAT ONE HAS

READ, LOSING OR MISPLACING OBJECTS, INCREASING TROUBLE

WITH PLANNING OR ORGANIZING.

THOSE ARE THINGS, IT DOES NOT TAKE A BIG LEAP OF LOGIC TO

LEARN HOW THAT AFFECTS A PERSON.

REALLY FAST, AS JAYAR JACKSON POINTED OUT THE ONLY THING

SAVING US HERE IS THAT NONE OF THESE REPRESENTATIVES OR

SENATORS ACTUALLY MAKE UP THEIR OWN MIND.

THEY JUST VOTE THE WAY THEIR DONORS TELL THEM TOO, SO PERHAPS

ALZHEIMER'S DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AT THE END OF THE DAY.

BUT IT IS STILL WORRISOME.

>>TO BE FAIR THE PHARMACY ALSO SERVICES STAFFERS,

LOBBYISTS, AND FAMILY MEMBERS.

SO NOT EVERYBODY GETTING ALZHEIMER'S MEDICATION IS

IN CONGRESS.

BUT VERY LIKELY SOME ARE.

STAFFERS ARE YOUNGER, SO THIS DOES GO TO TO ACTUAL PROBLEMS.

ONE IS THAT PEOPLE IN CONGRESS ARE UNIFORMLY INCREDIBLY

OLD ON AVERAGE.

DIANE FEINSTEIN JUST SAID SHE IS RUNNING FOR REELECTION, SHE IS

84.

BY THE END OF HER TERM SHE WOULD BE 90 OR 91.

THE REASON IS ONCE YOU HAVE MONEY AND POWER AND YOU HAVE A

GOOD DONOR BASE AND GOOD NAME RECOGNITION, YOU JUST HANG ON

FOR DEAR LIFE.

THEY STAY THERE AND THEY ARE ANCIENT.

IN MY OPINION THE CORRUPTION SETS IN AND IT CALCIFIED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T REMEMBER THE

BILL, THEY DIDN'T READ IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

REMEMBER THAT TALKING POINT THAT THE PUBLICANS HAD ABOUT THE

DEMOCRATS?

YOU DIDN'T READ ABOUT IT OR DID YOU?

LATER ON THEY WENT ON TO SAY THEY BRAGGED THAT THEY DID

NOT EVEN READ THEIR OWN LEGISLATION.

THEY NEVER READ IT.

>>THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO THAT ARE NOT READING.

>>THERE IS ONE THING THEY READ, THE IMA FROM THE DONOR THAT

TELLS THEM WHICH WAY TO VOTE.

THE ALZHEIMER'S AND FORTUNATELY IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS.

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THERE IS NO G0D. - Duration: 10:51.

[Religious opera]

⛪Christian PewDiePie here⛪

last week I asked you to send anything food related

Let's see how you guys did

You know, I flexed a little bit this week with my meatball cooking skills

and a lot of people were jealous

They were judging me they were hating on me

Oh, you can't oh, you can't use a metal spatula with a Teflon plate

shut the f*ck up

Oh you made vegetarian meatballs what are you f*cking [Christian poods theme] vegan?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

I enjoy the flavor of it a little bit more

literally bunch of crybabies

my god

Oh boy, I'm a chef and this made me cringe.

Oh, I'm sorry

I didn't dedicate my life to this very one thing

I bet you my meatballs tasted way savior (savoury) than yours

Way fresher than yours

way fatter, way lumpier,

way browner, way better than yours

Go home

Okay, now we've that we're done with that. Let's judge what you guys did with food last week all right

What am I looking at here?

That totally caught me off guard what what is this?

Oh I see it now this drawing is very nice,

very nice drawing

I put tomatoes in my cheeks, very nice.

And bananas in my hair, very nice

and chilis in my beard,

VERY NICE (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

PewDiepie after YouTube

It's food-related so you get zero points

because it wasn't funny shut up. I don't look like that

I literally created a reddit just to submit this.

Original content

Whiskey tasting you laugh. You lose.

Well you forgot to add crafting videos and cooking videos. Thank you very much

Oh, that's not original content for you

literally

Cry more.

You're all a bunch of crybaby pussies

I bet you're sitting sucking on your mama's titties

What happened to me Christian Channel, Christian Channel goddamn Felix.

Gosh darn Felix.

*Blowing air*

Why do you have to annoy me so much?

Hey Marzia, I turned myself into a-

*chuckling*

*wheezing*

There's a damn big meatball

if that is Edgar for a scale reference.

Helvete. Christian chocolate.

Okay, all right

*Burps*

*laughs*

Now that looks good.

They're PewDie Puffs. Heck yeah man!

Heck yeah!

disrespecting wahmen

NO!

Zero deffs

heck Yeah

Salty Brad

all the way.

That is some fine Photoshop right there.

Papi pixel as always well done

Look Edgar. You want to eat those?

Huh? You want to eat those

That means he likes it.

What is up guys my name is PewDiePie.

How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie.

What's up guys. It's your boy-

*laughs*

Well done. Okay. You made me, you made me chuckle well done. What do you want-

an award for chuckling? That's not a thing.

That's not a thing you can go now. Bye

*laughs*

Stop. What the heck?

Listen to this

See how they're bullying me Edgar?

Do something!

Did you post this?

Summary of PewDiePie.

This channel doesn't have any content.

Can we get one nice one? Can we just get one-

I'm sure there's one nice one in here.

Swedish meatballs with Irish potatoes.

It looks delicious

I'd eat that.

Want some noodles?

Listen here you f-

How do I say this? How do I emphasize

how stupid you are?

Stop calling spaghetti, noodles. Okay?

This is spaghetti

This is spaghetti.

This is noodles

learn the difference.

It's not that hard.

Asian - European

ASIAN! EUROPEAN!!

you racist cultural appropriating

Son-of-a-bitches

oh they want some noodles.

No. I want spaghetti

Spaghetti. I want spaghetti

Not noodles.

It's not that hard okay

I want to call you a bunch of fucking retards, but I can't cuz I'm a Christian Channel.

OHHHHH, WOAHOHHOHOHO,

My god, it's a parity banana.

You seeing this Edgar

that looks just like mehehe

This is fucking. This is sexy. This is hell heck yeah, man

This is some nice,

ooh

Very very

Excuse me while I zoom in on my face, and I say

oh. a, a very nice.

Oh my Lord and Savior PewDiePie I'm the Savior

*chuckling*

Gentlemen we can rebuild him we have the technology

Too-Too bad well done you win this one wins by default

EMD1594

My neighbor. You're my neighbor buddy.

When they tell you the private line will be finished within 47 days, but it's 2046

Jacksepticeye has reached 50 million subs Brad is finally not salty in PUBG

Elon Musk has been announced president of the first Mars country, and you still have shit Internet.

Can someone Please save me from my bad internet? It's not funny anymore.

I'm not even joking

I just want to die.

Whoa! Edgar-Maya cupcakes

with psychedelic slippery interior.

Oh, that's so cool

What I don't even see that. That's so dope

Edgar, look, you're a cupcake

You're a cupcake Edgar

Look Edgar, you're a cupcake.

What's that?

You're black not brown.

Oh my god. You're racist listen here listen here. We're gonna Have a talk later tonight

that is amazing. Thank you very much Gfroehrli .

I want to eat that. That looks good

I would eat Edgar if you know what I mean.

That was a weird joke. I don't know what-

PewDiePie after too much food

Oh my god. It does look like me what the heck.

Who is that man?

well, It looks like I have a bright future ahead of me. Look at that man.

Stunningly beautiful.

Nice chair. Noob-Pro

You making fun of my chair.

You're making fun of my pristine

Beautiful gaming chair,

bet you can't even get laid

*laughing*

It's a bride scum level insult.

A very nice food meme Mars-ia

*Clapping*

Wow you are so clever

well done

oh Look at those spa-Jeffy

whoa

I've seen this on Twitter.

It's so cool.

I don't know how it's done,

but naolocked, Thank you

I love how you guys accept the challenge man. It's so fun to see.

So cool.

I bet you it was delicious

I bet you it tastes uh savory as my balls. Ah my meatballs.

The meatballs that I cooked in my video

Thank you very much

It's what I'm trying to say

Christian Channel.

When your channel Christian as f*ck and you're trying to make memes about food.

Eat and you shall never be demonetized

That's right.

I'm the savior from the apocalypse.

Eat my meatballs

You will be saved.

top 10 hottest anime muffins

Look at the thickness in my legs goddamn man.

Made me laugh, so hard Marzia is really enjoying

*laughing*

Remember markiplier, jacksepticeye and PewDiePie this is them now. Feel old yet?

*laughing*

That's funny well done

I have been waiting my whole life to submit this

It's beautiful

It's beautiful

Carved a brofist into a nectarine. That's cool.

I didn't know you could do that

I didn't know you could carve in nectarines,

but that's cool. I bet that nectarine was savory as my-

Alright. *clapping*

Last page I've been really impressed this time. You know,

I wasn't- I'm not that disappointed.

What a nice PewDie-Pie

But where's the con-?

I don't need this.

I don't need this. I really don't.

You know I could just stop. I'm stopping

There's nowhere for me to go over there.

It's just a wall, but whatever.

You know what, I forgive you cuz I'm a Christian channel.

You're welcome.

Take PewDiePie, take food and smash them together.

No don't smash. No.

No you know what, that's just rude, man.

Why do you have a PewDiePie cut-

you know, never mind.

I made what I believe to be the dish that best Represents PewDiePie.

It took 10 minutes to make with low effort, tastes the same every time, and is pure whi-

Well, I'm sure it tastes great.

When you make a food challenge and look at the submissions and realize your fans are talentless losers

and now you're going to have to do another You Laugh You Lose because you're out of content ideas.

And then has to upload an edit the same You Laugh You Lose 4 times until it gets monetized.

I did seven times last time

Thank you very much,

and can't I get a little of bit of praise whatever.

I don't need this

I really don't need this.

What?! Brofist hard candy from when I was bored at work.

Wait how do you make this, and how do you make so many?

They look good. That looks amazing? That's awesome

well done candyprincess23

oh

my

Go-hahahaha

F*cking spit

Christian channel

PewDiePie the Sims

Play horror, make 10:01, Leave BuzzFeed, complain on YouTube, yell

come on. I'm not, I'm not that obvious

Okay, you never know what you're gonna get. that's the point of the PewDiePie channel,

you never know what you gonna get.

You're welcome .

now I'm not like all these mainstream channels doing the same content over and over

and over and over and over.

Okay, I'll keep you guys on your toes. I keep you guessing.

I bet you didn't know this video was gonna come up. hmm

I bet you didn't know Christian Channel was gonna take off.

That's right. All right. It's time to end it here

It was a good show. You hit all the marks unoriginal content and more unoriginal content.

I get it okay

I get it. My hair, making fun of my appearance

Oh you think I'm so insecure

oh

If there was a modeling contest I bet you I would win it.

And if there was an IQ Contest I bet you, I'm Rick and Morty and you're Dora the Explorer.

Okay, so next time you talk shiz

You know what next time talk shiz

Bring it okay. Next time. I want you to roast me.

and then post a picture of yourself

because then I will roast you back if you dare.

if you even dare

Consensually

If you're over 18

and Marzia allows it.

Oh, that's what I'm gonna Do okay,

so post a f*cking picture see who's a tough guy huh.

See who's a tough guy, maybe like if you enjoyed this video?

Thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much

squad fam *ka chicka*

For more infomation >> THERE IS NO G0D. - Duration: 10:51.

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Dolphins O-Line Coach's Most Offensive Line Yet (VIDEO) - Duration: 2:45.

AFTER THE MIAMI DOLPHINS COACH MADE THREE OF HIS PLAYERS

STAY INSIDE THE TUNNEL DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BECAUSE

THEY WANTED TO PROTEST, A MODEL HAS RELEASED A VIDEO OF ONE

OF THE ASSISTANT COACHES ALLEGEDLY SNORTING COCAINE

TO GET BACK AT THE COACH FOR THIS DECISION.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.

THERE'S THOSE BIG RAINS FALLING.

MISS YOU, MISS YOU A LOT THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

CRAZY?

A LITTLE BIT.

IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE BEFORE WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP THAT BABY.

BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU AND I DO IT.

THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH I MISS YOU, HOW HIGH WE GET TOGETHER.

HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS.

SO MUCH FUN.

LAST LITTLE BIT BEFORE I GO TO MY MEETING.

YOU THINK?

I THINK NOT.

I WISH I WAS LICKING THIS.

YOU CAN SAY WHAT HE SAYS NEXT.

HIS SONS RESIGNED.

HE SAYS HE IS GOING TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS FAMILY AND

MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART OF THAT VIDEO WAS DONE

THE PARTICLES FALLING OUT OF HIS NOSE, AND WE CAN'T DO THIS

FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP THAT BABY.

OR, I WISH THIS WAS LICKING YOUR.

THE BABY ONE FOR ME BECAUSE IT IS LIKE WOW, IT'S LIKE A

WHOLE EXTRA DEEP LEVEL OF HER PREGNANCY.

IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF SOAP OPERA STUFF.

THE ONLY THING I DO WANT TO SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS THAT A

LOT OF PEOPLE, A LOT OF ARTICLE SINCE THEN HAVE BEEN

TALKING ABOUT WHO SHE IS AND WHY SHE WOULD WANT TO PUBLICLY

EMBARRASS AND LIKE THIS.

LET'S NOT FOCUS ON HER.

LET'S FOCUS ON WHY THE PEOPLE ARE PROTESTING AND WHY THEY

SHOWED THE ABILITY TO PROCESS AND THE FACT THAT THE SKY

IS SNORTING ON COMPANY PROPERTY.

LOOK, I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SYMPATHY WITH THEM.

I THINK DRUG SHOULD BE LEGALIZED.

HE SEEMS TO CARE FOR HER AND DOESN'T WANT TO ENDANGER

HER BABY.

THERE'S A LOT OF UPSIDES.

RIGHT, SHE DID, IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A BETRAYAL OF TRUST

ON HER PART BUT IN A LEAGUE THAT KEEPS SOMEBODY OUT OF THE

LEAGUE FOR KNEELING DURING THE ANTHEM, AND THE LEAGUE THAT

GIVES DRACONIAN PUNISHMENT FOR JUST SMOKING MARIJUANA, IF

ONE OF THE COACHES IS DOING COCAINE, I GUESS HE'S GOT TO

GO AND, YES, HE STEPPED DOWN.

HE HAS A DIFFERENT KIND OF MEETING TO GO TO NOW.

For more infomation >> Dolphins O-Line Coach's Most Offensive Line Yet (VIDEO) - Duration: 2:45.

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Does Trump Have Alzheimer's? - Duration: 7:06.

>>RECENTLY THERE'S BEEN A NUMBER OF STORIES TALKING ABOUT

HOW DONALD TRUMP IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE, AND THEY COME ALMOST

EXCLUSIVELY FROM REPUBLICANS WHO WORK WITH HIM, WHETHER THEY ARE

REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE LIKE BOB CORKER SAYING HE COULD START

WORLD WAR III, THAT THEY ARE RUNNING AN ADULT DAY CARE CENTER

AT THE WHITE HOUSE, AND THAT HE COULD DRIVE OFF THE ROAD AT ANY

MINUTE.

IT ALSO COMES FROM REPUBLICANS INSIDE THE WHITE

HOUSE.

REMEMBER, YOU DON'T MAKE IT IN THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE

UNLESS YOU ARE DEEPLY, DEEPLY RIGHT WING.

SO THESE

CONSERVATIVES ARE ALSO SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS GOING, I

DON'T THINK THE PRESIDENT KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING.

THE REASON REX

TILLERSON APPARENTLY CALLED HIM A MORON IS BECAUSE HE ASKED WHY

DON'T WE JUST HAVE 10 TIMES AS MANY NUKES?

AND NOT JUST AS A

THROWAWAY QUESTION, HE ORDERED IT. AND OBVIOUSLY THEY IGNORED

HIS ORDER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD COST AT A MINIMUM TENS OF

TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND THE ONE FACILITY WE HAVE IN NEW

MEXICO THAT MAKES NUKES, IT WOULD TAKE THEM 350 YEARS TO DO

WHAT HE ASKED.

BUT HE DIDN'T ASK HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE OR HOW

MUCH IT COST, BECAUSE HE'S NOT MENTALLY FIT FOR OFFICE.

HE

NEVER HAS BEEN.

BUT I THINK I KNOW HOW THEY ARE GOING TO GET

HIM OUT, HOW HE WILL LEAVE, AND WHAT THE EXCUSE THEY WILL USE

IS.

I'M NOT THE FIRST GUY TO SAY IT, THE FIRST GUY TO SAY IT IS

ONE OF HIS CLOSEST CONFIDANTS OF ALL TIME, THAT'S ROGER STONE.

IN

MID-MAY HE WAS THE FIRST TO SUGGEST THIS.

>>THEY WILL CLAIM THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS ALZHEIMER'S, AND THAT

IT IS PROGRESSIVE, AND THAT IT'S PROGRESSING AND THAT IS THE

SOURCE OF HIS INSANITY.

THIS IS THE GAME PLAN.

WATCH CAREFULLY,

YOU WILL SEE THE WORD ALZHEIMER'S MORE AND MORE

IN THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS.

>>HE'S THE ONE WHO PLANTED THAT IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND I

REMARKED AT THE TIME THAT THAT WAS QUITE REMARKABLE.

WHY WOULD

HIS CONFIDANT SAY THAT?

WELL, ONE OF THE REASONS IS THAT IT

COULD BE USED AS A DEFENSE IF YOU WERE CAUGHT HAVING DONE

SOMETHING CRIMINAL, SERIOUSLY CRIMINAL, WITH PERHAPS A FOREIGN

COUNTRY.

THAT IS WHY ONE OF HIS ADVISORS AND FRIENDS AND ALLIES

MIGHT SAY THAT.

NOW I THINK THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENT

FACTORS HERE.

ONE IS THE REPUBLICANS WHO COULD REMOVE HIM

USING EITHER THE 25TH AMENDMENT OR IMPEACHMENT, AND THAT

DEPENDS, IF THEY THINK HE'S UNSTABLE ENOUGH, AND NOW THE

VANITY FAIR STORY THAT SAYS MANY IN THE CABINET ARE THINKING DO

WE TACKLE HIM IF HE ORDERS A NUCLEAR STRIKE?

THE 25TH

AMENDMENT SAYS YOU ARE MENTALLY UNFIT.

THE OTHER AVENUE IS IF

ROBERT MUELLER FINDS OUT THAT IF HE DID COMMIT A CRIME WITH THE

RUSSIANS, IT COULD LEAD TO IMPEACHMENT.

I'VE SAID THIS

THROUGHOUT, IT WON'T LEAD TO IMPEACHMENT, HIS EGO IS FAR TOO

FRAGILE FOR HIM TO GET IMPEACHED, HE WOULD NEVER RISK

IT, HE WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS.

NOW, A RESIGNATION IS ALSO

DEEPLY EMBARRASSING, AND HENCE THE ALZHEIMER'S THEORY.

FIRST

LET ME BE CLEAR, I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT DIFFERENT PARTS OF THIS

THROUGHOUT, NOW I THINK IT'S OVER.

AND I'M GOING TO POUND THE

GAVEL.

[GAVEL SOUND] TRUMP WILL DEFINITELY NOT FINISH HIS FIRST

TERM.

HE IS TOO UNSTABLE FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AND FOR THE

REPUBLICANS AND PEOPLE INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE TO LET HIM KEEP

GOING.

SO HOW WILL THEY GET HIM OUT?

THOSE TWO AVENUES I'VE TOLD

YOU ARE TOO EMBARRASSING, IMPEACHMENT AND THE 25TH

AMENDMENT.

WHAT IS PERFECT IS IF THEY SAY ALZHEIMER'S.

WHY?

BY

THE WAY, WHETHER HE HAS IT OR HE DOESN'T, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THREE REASONS WHY.

ONE, IT ALLOWS FOR A GRACEFUL EXIT THAT

EVOKES SYMPATHY.

PEOPLE GO, POOR DONALD TRUMP.

HE WAS GREAT, HE

WAS GOING TO BE A GREAT LEADER, THEN A BAD TURN OF EVENTS, BAD

HEALTH.

WHAT CAN YOU DO?

AND HE HAD GREAT HEALTH BEFORE, HE DID.

NOW ALZHEIMER'S, IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.

THEN THERE WILL BE

ENDLESS STORIES IN THE PRESS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAD

ALZHEIMER'S, TEARJERKING STORIES ABOUT WILL HE BE ALL RIGHT, AND

THE VALOR HE HAD IN STEPPING DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF THE

COUNTRY.

BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE EMBARRASSED.

NUMBER TWO, IT'S AN

EXCUSE NOT TO PROSECUTE.

WHY WON'T THEY WANT TO PROSECUTE?

THE SAME REASON HE DIDN'T WANT TO PROSECUTE NEXT AND, THE SAME

REASON WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE BUSH/CHENEY VIOLATIONS OF

THE LAW WHEN IT COMES TO WARRANTLESS WIRETAPPING, IT'S

EMBARRASSING FOR THE COUNTRY, YOU WANT TO COVER IT UP.

SO THE

PEOPLE IN POWER, ESPECIALLY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, WON'T WANT TO

PROSECUTE IF MUELLER FINDS ANYTHING.

SO THE DEAL IS, LOOK,

HE WILL STEP DOWN, BUT DON'T EMBARRASS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, AND

ESPECIALLY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, BY PROSECUTING A SITTING

PRESIDENT.

BUT HOW IS HE GOING TO STEP DOWN?

ALZHEIMER'S.

NUMBER THREE, IT'S A TIDY EXPLANATION FOR HIS ERRATIC

BEHAVIOR.

THE REALITY IS HE'S BEEN ERRATIC HIS ENTIRE LIFE,

HE'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE FOOL HIS ENTIRE LIFE, HE'S BANKRUPTED SIX

COMPANIES -- HE COULDN'T FIND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN CASINOS.

YOU GO THROUGH ALL OF HIS DIFFERENT COMMENTS THROUGHOUT

ALL THE YEARS, HE'S NEVER HAD A FULL UNDERSTANDING OF ANY OF THE

ISSUES.

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES, HE

DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY, DOMESTIC POLICY -- JUST

TODAY HE SAID IF THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING UP I GUESS OUR

DEBT IS GOING DOWN.

NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

BUT HE DOESN'T

KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS.

HE THINKS NOBODY KNEW HEALTHCARE

WAS COMPLICATED.

HE HAD NEVER PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO THE

CRITICAL ISSUE OF NORTH KOREA UNTIL HE WAS PRESIDENT, AND THEN

THE CHINESE LEADER HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM AND HE TOOK

THAT AT FACE VALUE.

HE HAS NO CAPACITY, AND NEVER HAS, TO BE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

BUT NOW IT'S NOT JUST DEMOCRATS

OR INDEPENDENTS OR PROGRESSIVES OR MODERATES THAT RECOGNIZE

THAT, IT'S REPUBLICANS WHO RECOGNIZE THAT.

THEY HAVE TO GET

HIM OUT BECAUSE HE'S A DANGER.

THEY WILL SAY IT WAS

ALZHEIMER'S, AND THEN EVERYONE IN POWER WILL UNIVERSALLY AGREE,

POOR DONALD TRUMP.

SO THAT WE CAN GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE AND

GET SOMEONE STABLE IN.

THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, MARK MY

WORDS, AND I WILL SEE YOU LATER WHEN IT HAPPENS AND YOU ARE

WATCHING THIS.

For more infomation >> Does Trump Have Alzheimer's? - Duration: 7:06.

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"People Are Alarmed" By Megyn Kelly - Duration: 7:30.

MEGYN KELLY'S NEW SHOW IS APPARENTLY HAVING PROBLEMS.

THE PROBLEMS ARE NOT JUST FOR MEGYN KELLY, THE SHOW WAS

PERFORMING SO POORLY THAT IT'S ACTUALLY DRAGGING DOWN

OTHER SHOWS ON THE NETWORK.

APPARENTLY MEGYN KELLY TODAY, WHICH I DON'T THINK EXISTED WHEN

I LEFT IS ATTRACTING 32% FEWER VIEWERS.

THAT IS TROUBLE.

ACCORDING TO AN UNNAMED SOURCE INSIDE THE

SHOW ñ

NORMALLY YOU WANT TO GOOD SHOW SO YOU DO WELL.

AND THEY HAVE TONS OF DATA TO COMPARE THIS TO.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO POINT OUT WHAT THE IMPORTANT VARIABLE IS THERE.

>> A LOT OF TELEVISION IS ABOUT DEMOGRAPHICS, WHO IS

WATCHING WHAT CHANNELS AT WHAT TIME.

WOMEN ARE MORE LIKELY TO WATCH MIDDAY HISTORICALLY AND TODAY.

THERE IS NOW A BIGGER AFRICAN-AMERICAN OFFICE PER

CAPITA THAN WHITE PEOPLE.

AT LEAST FOR TELEVISION.

ONLINE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

IS A MUCH OLDER DEMOGRAPHIC ON TELEVISION THAN ONLINE.

YOU MIGHT THINK OLDER MIGHT HELP MEGYN KELLY, SHE IS FROM FOX

NEWS, THE AVERAGE AGE IS 108 THERE.

I'M KIDDING, BUT IT'S NOT THAT FAR OFF.

IT IS 68 YEARS OLD.

>>IT WAS YEARS AGO, GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS NOW.

>>FOR WHATEVER REASON SHE IS NOT CONNECTING WITH THAT AUDIENCE.

EVERYONE'S RATINGS ARE GOING DOWN, IT IS TELEVISION.

PEOPLE ARE CUTTING THE CORD.

GIVE IT A CHANCE, PEOPLE PANIC TOO EARLY.

I WILL USE MY OWN EXPERIENCE, WHEN I FIRST WENT TO MSNBC

MY RATINGS DIPPED BECAUSE THERE WERE THREE GIANT NEWS

EVENTS THAT HELP CNN.

BIN LADEN'S CAPTURE, FUKUSHIMA, AND THE EGYPTIAN REVOLUTION.

THOSE WERE ALL MOMENTS WHERE THEY TURN TO CNN'S CAMERAS.

BUT WE JUST KEPT DOING THE SHOW THE RIGHT WAY WE KNEW, AND

THEN MY RATINGS WENT UP.

ALONG WITH OF COURSE MY FURIOUS CRITICISM OF REPUBLICANS.

AND WE WOUND UP PULLING OUT OF IT AND ACTUALLY HAVING THE

HIGHEST RATINGS THEY EVER HAD AT 6 O'CLOCK WHICH HELPED

HARDBALL BECAUSE I WAS HARDBALL'S LEAD IN.

SO PEOPLE TEND TO PANIC EARLY, CALM DOWN, LET IT FIND ITS

AUDIENCE AND VOICE.

I THINK IT WAS A MISMATCH FROM THE BEGINNING.

I THINK THEY WERE LOOKING AT IT THE OLD-SCHOOL WAY.

THIS IS NOT 1955.

I DON'T THINK THAT IS APPLICABLE TODAY AT ALL.

THE PART THAT I THINK DRIVES A LOT OF PEOPLE CRAZY AND

APPARENTLY ñ HER SALARY.

MATT LAUER IS THE HIGHEST-PAID EMPLOYEE AT NBC.

HE GETS $25 MILLION A YEAR.

MEGYN KELLY IS NOW NUMBER TWO, ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED AT NBC

FOR ALL THEIR LIVES ñ FORGET THE CAMERA GUYS ñ ALL THEIR ANCHORS,

SORRY MEGAN IS NOW NUMBER TWO AT $23 MILLION A YEAR.

SOME PEOPLE GOT ON OUR CASE BECAUSE THEY SAID YOU RAISED

$20 MILLION IN FINANCING TO HELP YOUR COMPANY GROW.

ONE ANCHOR WHO GOT FAMOUS ON FOX NEWS FOR SAYING SANTA IS

DEFINITELY WHITE MAKES 23

MILLION A YEAR, AND SHE JUST PUTS IT INTO HER POCKET.

SHE DOESN'T BUILD A COMPANY, OR MAKE YOU A NICE APP.

LIKELY IT IS GUARANTEED, I THINK SHE HAS A THREE-YEAR DEAL.

SHE'S GOING TO MAKE $69 MILLION NO MATTER WHAT.

THERE SHOULD BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY.

IT'S ONE THING IF YOUR RATINGS GO DOWN 32%,

IT'S ANOTHER THING IF YOU'RE MAKING 23 MILLION A YEAR.

>>THE REASON I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, WE DON'T

NORMALLY COMMENT ON PEOPLE'S RATINGS, WE DON'T CARE.

BUT ESPECIALLY WITH HER TRANSITION FROM FOX NEWS AND THE

FACT THAT SHE HAD HER INTERVIEW SHOW AND THAT APPARENTLY WHILE I

WAS GONE SHE SUDDENLY HAS THIS NEW SHOW, IT IS A PHENOMENON ON

TV WHERE ONCE YOU ARE IN YOU ARE JUST IN FOREVER.

EVERYONE OF YOUR PREDICTIONS COULD BE WRONG, YOU COULD

SAY STUPID ASININE THINGS CONSTANTLY, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THEY WILL SHOW YOU BETWEEN SHOWS UNTIL YOU EVENTUALLY RETIRED.

YOU DON'T AT A CERTAIN POINT EVEN NEED TO PERFORM.

IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES

PEOPLE WATCH SOMETHING OR NOT.

THEY JUST THINK SHE IS A NAME, WE CAN STICK HER IN ANY

TYPE OF SHOW AND THE AUDIENCE WILL GO.

SHE DID NOT NEED TO PROVE HERSELF ON THE NETWORK, IT

WAS INSTANTLY 23 MILLION.

THAT IS CRAZY, PEOPLE HERE THAT AND THINK MEGYN KELLY MAKING 23

MILLION A YEAR, HOW TO HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT MY LIFE.

>> IT'S NOT NECESSARILY THEIR FAULT.

IF SOMEBODY GAVE YOU 23 MILLION YOU WOULD PROBABLY TAKE IT.

>> I WOULD.

OFFER IT TO ME PLEASE DON'T

>>IT BECOMES A DISCONNECT WHEN EVERYONE YOU KNOW IN YOUR

CIRCLE IS A MILLIONAIRE, REALLY WEALTHY.

IT IS A LITTLE HARDER TO CARE ABOUT THE MINIMUM WAGE BEING

$7.25.

THAT GETS YOU ABOUT 15,000 A YEAR, FOR HER THAT IS A MINUTE

OF HER SHOW?

>> 5 TO 6 MINUTES OF ONE OF HER SHOWS.

>>IS IT ANY WONDER THAT THE GUYS ON TV CAN'T RELATE TO YOU GUYS?

AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

TO THEM THEY ARE LIKE WHAT YOU MEAN?

THAT IS NOT THE MIDDLE CLASS, THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY

RICH, JUST NOT ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR LEVEL OF RICH.

AGAIN, I THINK THEY SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE, KEEP GOING,

LET HER BE AUTHENTIC.

YOU GUYS ARE WATERING HER DOWN.

LET HER BE A RAGING CONSERVATIVE, YOU WILL BE FAR

BETTER OFF.

SINCE SHE HAS SUCH AN EXPENSIVE CONTRACT SHE WILL LET THEM

RUN FOR QUITE A WHILE.

GOD BLESS HER, WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO MAKE THAT KIND OF MONEY

BUT THERE IS A DISCONNECT BETWEEN THE FOLKS ON TV AND

THE REST OF US FOR GOOD REASON.

For more infomation >> "People Are Alarmed" By Megyn Kelly - Duration: 7:30.

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Trump Throws Paper Towels To Puerto Ricans - Duration: 2:32.

DONALD TRUMP IS DOWN IN PUERTO RICO, HE DID HUGE PRESS

CONFERENCE PATTING HIMSELF ON THE BACK, BEFORE HE LEFT HE SAID

WE'VE GOT AN A+ IN HOUSTON AND FLORIDA, SAME THING IN PUERTO

RICO, HE MADE PEOPLE GO AROUND THE TABLE AND PAT HIM ON THE

BACK.

HE WASN'T DONE HAVING FUN.

HERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE OUT

SUPPLIES TO THE PEOPLE, REMEMBER WHEN HE WENT DOWN TO HOUSTON AND

INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT IN THE PICKUP TRUCK HE HANDED THE

SUPPLIES THROUGH THE DRIVER WINDOW AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

TO DO?

THE GOOFBALL IS AT IT AGAIN BECAUSE HE THINKS 16

PEOPLE DIED, 95% OF THE ISLAND DOESN'T HAVE POWER, PEOPLE CAN'T

REACH THEIR LOVED ONES, LET'S HAVE FUN INSTEAD.

SO WATCH THE

BEGINNING, WHICH IS UNBELIEVABLE, HE THINKS HE'S AT

A BASKETBALL GAME -- OR HE'S A REALITY SHOW HOST, IT REMINDED

ME OF EVERYBODY GETS A CAR --

AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS AT THE END.

WATCH.

THANK GOD HE DIDN'T THROW THOSE.

DON'T PUT IT PAST HIM.

NOW HERE IT COMES.

I HAVE TO SAY, THERE'S A LOT OF LOVE IN THIS ROOM.

A LOT OF

LOVE IN THIS ROOM.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING VICTIMS OF A HURRICANE.

BUT HE

HAS NO SENSE OF SELF AND NO CONSCIENCE, SO HE'S LIKE THERE'S

A LOT OF LOVE FOR ME, RIGHT?

I THREW PAPER TOWELS AND PEOPLE,

THEY LOVED IT.

LOOK AT THAT, I'M HAVING FUN.

THIS ONE WAS A THREE

POINTER.

THERE'S A LOT OF LOVE IN THIS ROOM.

HE'S LIKE ONE OF

THOSE GUYS THAT BLAST THE T-SHIRTS INTO THE CROWD.

HE'S A

REALITY SHOW HOST, HE'S A CIRCUS CLOWN.

HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF,

THAT'S WHO HE IS.

WE ELECTED A CLOWN, SO WE SHOULDN'T BE

SURPRISED THAT HE BROUGHT US A THREE RING CIRCUS.

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