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Ahoy thar, Legion!

TennoCon 2018 brought spaceships, hoverboards, and a song that is very likely still stuck in your head.

"Together!

TOGETHER!!!!"

With all the polish and pizazz of a gaming convention came press and interviews, namely

one from the Angriest Joe this side of the Void.

While he didn't ask my most pressing twitter question,

for which I am deeply wounded,

he did ask a nearly as important one towards the end of the interview.

Almost 14 minutes in and right before they wrapped it up, the Angry Army commander himself

said:

"Okay, so I guess the biggest question then is: When?"

After a brief, accented pause

"And then, when really?"

This is potentially a remark about last TennoCon's reveals and when they actually released to

the playerbase, but more on that in a minute.

While Steve completely left out The New War, as for Fortuna he said, quote:

"We're kind of aiming for fall."

And for Railjack:

"I would love if we could drop you a kind of early version for players to experience

before the end of the year.

That's the goal, end on a high note."

I've checked other websites and articles and they all seem to agree Steve has said in official

capacity they are aiming for a fall slash autumn release date,

and a small version of railjack to be playable and in our hands before the year is out.

There are some concerns with this though, which is what Angry Joe might have been referring

to with that double emphasis on "when, and then when really?"

New Tenno fresh outta the cryo freezer or ol' vets coming back to see what all that singing is about

might not recall that at last year's TennoCon DE announced both Plains of Eidolon and The

Sacrifice to much applause.

Much like with Fortuna, Plains had no set release date during the livestream

but in interviews Steve was quoted saying they were aiming for August and Sacrifice

before the end of the year,

which was close to the same timeframe of The War Within and The Second Dream before it.

As things often happen in gaming, delays and unforeseen consequences,

so what was August changed to September,

and the actual release date of Update 22: Plains of Eidolin was...

October 12th.

Even with those delays, there was hope among the playerbase and myself that Umbra and the

Sacrifice would still squeak on through juuuust before the end of the year,

as Steve is hoping for with Railjack,

but as we all know The Sacrifice didn't actually arrive until June 14th, nearly an entire year

after it was revealed to be on the way.

So as for their prediction of a fall release for Fortuna, they will either inevitably push

that back closer to Winter,

or they have preemptively given themselves some wiggle room and prepared.

After all this is the second landscape feature they are releasing so they must have learned

shortcuts to the process along the way, but with their release scheduling history it does

beg the question:

In the *potential* scenario Fortuna is delayed

what room does that leave for Railjack?

Fortuna has been in the works for a long while now with the town and minor outdoor elements

being shown off on Devstream 107 back in February,

but while the idea of Railjack has been in their minds for years,

it almost didn't even make it to TennoCon.

On Steve's twitter he posted:

15 days ago entire railjack section of the demo was going to be cut.

Broken, incomplete, flawed.

But our team went all-in.

He continued:

I've wanted this type of gameplay since I was a boy.

Solaris sing "we all lift together" and I choke up because the song and it's message

became real for me.

While inspirational in one hand, knowing it barely even saw the light of day

doesn't exactly inspire confidence in a timely release, either.

Luckily this isn't a Half Life 3 situation so we'll actually get this gaming greatness,

but even with Fortuna being the closest content update of them all...

anyone holding their breath for The New War might want to inhale as we very well could

see TennoCon 2019 before that dropship comes in.

When do YOU think the updates are gonna show up, Legion?

Lemme know in the comments below!

If you enjoyed this video, we'd be honored if ya'd like, favorite, and share it with

your fellow Tenno.

We always appreciates it when ya does ^_^

Quite close to the 50k subscriber amount right about now, hopin' to hit that before the end

of the year!

As always, thank-you for watching and catch you next time, Legion!

Take care!

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ZAFUL SWIMSUIT TRY-ON HAUL| BIG CHEST FRIENDLY?!?!| LIA LAVON - Duration: 7:31.

Hey Youtube fam.It's ya girl Lia back again with another video. And today's video as

you can see from the title is just a Zaful try on haul. But today's Zaful

try on haul is a little different than the try-on hauls of the past. Today's is a

Zaful swimwear try-on haul. Now I was a little hesitant because I've seen them

going around. I've seen Zaful try on hauls but everybody I've seen do them or

a majority of the people that I've seen do 'em have been very flat-chested. No

shade but they didn't have a lot of boobage going on upstairs. And you guys know

in my target swimsuit haul if you saw that video that I'm very conscious that

I'm a big chested girl and I need some coverage. I need some protection and I

can't wear with the flat-chested girls out there wearing. I wish I could.

Sometimes I wish I could wear them little skimpy swimsuits but I can't. I got

to be more conservative with mine because I can't just be all jiggling out

there. But I saw one girl out there and I will link her channel up above who did

one and she was very curvy and I was like ok ok. Maybe there are some Zaful

swimsuits out there that will fit us bigger chested girls. Now I am

big-chested but little bootie. So that's where I run into the issue. I can't just

get a large and it fit everywhere. There be some discrepancies between

the upstairs and the downstairs but I will let you guys see today if those

discrepancies hold true with Zaful. So without further ado let's just head on

into my Zaful try-on haul. So I got about 5 outfits and I will start with

the first one and the first one is this green unit right here. Which it took me

a little while to figure out how to even put together because it had a clamp and

it was the first time I ever seen two pieces come separately. But Zaful calls

it the wrap string bikini set. It is in the color sage green. I got it in the

size large and it was $11.59. Now I went large of course because

chest wise I'm gonna need a large. These little cupies upstairs are not made for

a large size breast. I think the upstairs cups are really they're no

bigger than an A cup. So if you think you're getting a large padded bra. I'd hate

to see what a small looks like. If this is what a large cup size looks like it's

definitely a failing in that department. But the bottoms were actually large

cause they were a little bit too big for me. So in theory

I need an extra extra extra extra-large top in this bikini and a small bottom.

Now the thing I hate about two pieces and the thing I think places need to get

better at is doing separates because a lot of people you should know out there

a lot of people are not made the same way upstairs and downstairs and this swim

suit is showing you why. Now the next item I have is just this little swimsuit

right here. It's got little pineapples upstairs but downstairs is this little

almost thong-ish type under bottom. And Zaful calls it the U neck

printed bikini set. Its color color mix. It's the size medium and it is $13.93.

Now the thing about this the top was smooshing my boobs. If you can see its

smooshing 'em. It's pushing them so tight together that I could barely breathe. Um I

don't even know if a large would have done any better.

This is almost like a kid's kid size medium. If not a smedium.

If not an extra small on the top. Bottom they're not bad your just whole

booty gonna be out. Your booty gonna be on full display. But they didn't fit me

terribly and I definitely say they are probably equivalent to a smallish type

of vibe. Now they say like I said medium on line. It fits my booty and I got small

booty. Now the next swimsuit I actually really like. And it's actually

surprisingly my favorite of the bunch. And it is titled the graphic open back

one-piece. It's color red. Of course on it it says Bae Watch. It is in the size

medium and it was $13.59. I really liked it. Surprisingly really held

my chest up. I think cause of the padding and the lining of it was really

good. I normally never do backless. I don't really love a backless but

something told me maybe maybe this backless ain't bad. And it really wasn't

bad. I really like this and I actually am packing this up for my upcoming trip

that I have and that's surprising because the other two were clearly not

the right feel for me. And the same goes for the next one piece that I got. I

decided to throw some one pieces in there and it is titled the floral

one-piece swimwear. Color black. Size medium. It is $13.93. I really did

actually like this one as well. It's backless but at

the same time it has no kind of support upstairs other than the kind of straps

that you're seeing right now. What I mean is typically when I see swimsuits like

this it has like a band going from here to here. I felt a little less secure than

I did with that other piece because it didn't have a band. I felt like one you

know going down to low boob could be on full side boob display. So didn't feel as

confident as I did with the Bae Watch but I didn't really like this and it

fits perfectly in both spots which is good. So the thing I've learned is that

they're one pieces are really good for us big chested. The two pieces they

might not be our best friend. They may not be our best friend. But the two-piece

that I saved for last was actually my favorite. The one thing I didn't like was

I am starting to realize high waisted bottoms are not for me. Um

I used to love a high waisted because I thought it was hiding stuff and you guys

let me know in my last target haul and I realized when my own eyeballs in my

last target haul then it creates a little muffin top on me.

High-waisted create a muffin top that little you know little ones don't. And I

was like ya'll were like I see high-waisted ain't for you girl.

And I love when y'all call me out. Sometimes people think people are being

rude but y'all are like my friends. Y'all let me know when things look weird. So I

did like this although I wish the bottoms were not high-waisted. And it's

the printed lace up high waist bikini set. It's in the color green. t's in the

size of the large and it's $11.68. And again I really did like

the top of it it. It did have a lot of good coverage on it and this is the second

bathing suit that I'm gonna really pack for my trip. Like I said with the first

piece that was not a large top. This top is actually a large top and the bottoms

although they are large they do fit me well. So that lets me feel a little bit

like they might not fit somebody who actually does have a large booty. Has you

know a little bit more voluptuous-ness going on downstairs for me and my small

booty and my no booty self to fit these perfectly it's kind of like is it really

a large or is this like a medium maybe small type of a situation. But

nevertheless I think I had some good pieces in there. Like three out of five

that I really did enjoy. Things you need to be conscious of with Zaful. Is it

made for all. No no no no no. You have to understand that this is

Asian sizing and a lot of it runs on the side of small. But you can find some

pieces for the low low low. And if you are small chested out there go ahead and

grab you some suits. They make them there for you. But if you like this haul and you

like this video make sure you give this video a big thumbs up. We appreciate it.

Make sure you let me know down below what you retailers you get a lot of your

swimsuits from if you are also a big chested girl. I know in my last video a

lot of people said Venus was a good place to check out. They have some good

swimsuits as well as who else did they say.

Walmart. Surprisingly you said Walmart has some good options. So if you have

some other options for some swimsuits that you really want me to try out let

me know down below. Make sure you subscribe so you don't miss any of my

videos. Make sure you have that bell on cuz recently I've learned some of

y'all might not be getting my videos like y'all need to be. So turn that Bell

on and I will see you in my next video. Thank you so much for watching. Bye!

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Lee Mack Traces Comedy Roots To WW1 | Who Do You Think You Are - Duration: 10:12.

Oh he's meeting military historian and soldier dr. Paul Knight the winter 1915

into 1916 nothing particularly biggest happening for the battalion that your

great-grandfather's part of and then the move down to peer and they're moving

down here ready for the big push this is the first of July 1916 this is the first

day of the Battle of the Somme and your great-grandfather is right in the middle

of it Wow he was actually the Battle of the salt absolutely this is a map from

July 1916 this blue line here this is at the beautiful line the blue line crosses

the road that's where we're standing at the moment so we're actually on the

British for a lie on the persistent line of a 1st of July 1916 so zoom is

literally on this spot indeed Wow so this would have been a big trench yes

the cost of Oh DISA French army the French artillery they have a lot of

heavier guns and the British are we've got access to you want to be nice to the

French you do want to be next to the French on a day like today and all the

Reds that's all the German positions at Dublin trench and listen the Old Vic

grandfather it's an objective their target was to get from to there yes it's

about eleven hundred metres up this road so zero 7:30 in the morning

the infantry attacks your big dong father heating the third wave that

attacks all the soldiers who have been issued them to steady their nerves so

they're basically getting a bit tipsy before they Britain Dutch courage

so roughly 7:30 a.m. my great granddad is here going over the top

yes cross this field in front of you all right so you should be Rebecca knows

what's on the screen well that's this map so that red dot I'm assuming is is

that where we are now absolutely well y'all know right so if I move that will

move with me yes this is incredible so using this we can follow Billy Mac's

footsteps going into no-man's land absolutely and he definitely did it with

an iPad that's gone okay I mean it's incredible to think that my

great granddad was actually doing this yes so he's now in no-man's land here

yes I mean once he said one of the masses of men left and right all moving

forward at the same time as far as he can see though he's in the middle of all

these big movements of I'm picturing barbed wire yep I'm seeing

sort of smoke everywhere from the also artillery fire but the still the shells

gone overhead then with the machine guns firing to support him smoke has been

fired onto German positions to try and stop the Germans from seen the attack

and it's sound counterintuitive if you see a man in front of you fall to the

ground should be the last thing you think is I'm run in that direction well

a lot of the accounts are saying that they are walking forward it's to control

the man and also when you get up late you don't want to be exhausted so I even

believe gets in the German trenches at the same time blimey

so we're very close now to the trench that he was trying to get to is the idea

to get in and kill these soldiers or to capture them either both so they

surrender good if not he'll go in with the bonus and he'll though you know

shoot people if needs be that's what he's been trained to do for the last two

years but this could be the first time he's got to do that wait probably yes

and he won't know how he reacts until he's in that position were you've got to

do it take somebody else's life it's a sobering thought right so this is it the

red dot is on the trench so this this is his target yes so your great grandpa

this is his objective the war diary says weak resistance but also we do know that

300 of the Germans have captures so he would have been responsible for

capturing them and taking them out to the village maybe possibly yes so I got

one more thing to show you in the village so you're gonna have a look

let's have a look

Lee has come with Paul to the village of Montee Ball which before the battle lay

behind German lines so here's another thing for you to have a look at ah the

Liverpool pals 17th 18th 19th and 20th battalions the King's Liverpool Regiment

my great-grandma being the 17th of course yes

to the glorious memory of the Liverpool and Manchester powell's who was passed

to the 30th division liberated this village first of July 1916

so after Billy Mac and his pals got through those trenches they liberated

this village Billy max actually is out in the fields we've just been this is a

team effort so the fact that he secured the section out in the fields allows

other battalions to advance on the village this is immensely successful and

very very few casualties so that's the first day of this push but how long did

the whole thing go on for well the battle the summons on until November

1916 and Billy Mac would have been out here fighting throughout that whole

period a couple weeks apart to be another battle alright so we've got

something else to show you here ok this is the account by his commander FC

Stanley yes we turn to page 177 I got meeting from there I have hardly made

any mention up till now of our entertainers the optimists so it

mentions in the summer of 1916 so that implies that they were performing here

yes that's incredible

Lee wants to know more about Billy Mack's act when he was performing at the

front with the optimists

to find out more he's traveling north to Belgium just outside eeep following in

the footsteps of his great-grandfather who was sent to this area with his

regiment in the summer of 1917 he's meeting historian dr. Rebecca de

montagne so things to discuss about my great granddad Billy Mac we are

literally just a few miles away from where Billy Mack was fighting in the

Battle of lys and they've got an account of his time in the battle performing

with the optimists in the afternoon the optimists undefeated fellows gave an

outdoor concert in the ordinary and very much stained clothes the concert was a

great success both with our own men and also with the French troops

I found that gobsmacked in that it says gave an outdoor concert in their

ordinary and very much stained clothes ordinary been literally yeah the same

day is walking off a battlefield yeah so the very morning of the performance

there was still a battle going on and Billy Mac was part of that and it was a

very bloody battle a very difficult battle with lots of people who were

killed for us unbelievable so I see be shot at or perhaps have killed someone

and then on the stage putting on these performances became a way for them to

normalize their experience it helped people feel more sane in such a

complicated and difficult situation it's not just a bit of fun that the people at

the top thought if we can keep these soldiers entertained and distracted it

might be better for everybody I think it was a complete lifeline but I'm thinking

of my granddad Billy mater thinking is it what's he going through because he's

he's not watching this before was he's in it yes then it wasn't just that they

were putting on a performance in a ready-made theatre this was actually

happening on the front line so you could see all the trenches around them I was

incredible it is incredible Wow what kind of comedy was Billy Mac doing

when I'm guessing it wasn't observational stuff

I've debated it's a funny thing happened to me this morning and they were yeah we

know we were with you Mike wasn't funny okay really

so the kind of humor that there was could be very dark there was a story

told about a soldier walking along one day in the trenches and finding a cap

and he kept scrubbing down eventually fund found a soldier underneath that cap

buried in the mud and he said oh no you all right and the soldier said yes I'm

upset fine I'm just worried about the driver of the bus that I was standing on

top of and obviously a lot of people were buried alive in the margin and died

that way so this is a way then to use comedy as as a release as a way of

dealing with that very difficult situation take a look at this do you

include so what we got here we've got two postcards ah and that is the

optimists Wow the big question is is any of those people Billy Mack oh my gosh

that is him I think in the middle that's right it is

that is Billy Matt that is amazing and another one far left Wow to see him in

the optimist like that you don't get a sense of it and there's always writing

on the back as well there is writing one of the many concert parties traveling

about near the front line they are the best I have seen so far that's a good

review it is very and there were hundreds of concert parties at this time

so it shows the high esteem in which the optimists were held well this isn't

brilliant I'm so impressed with it and it's a video footage of it okay the

big question is is did they stay together after 1918 there is no other

reports that we can find of the optimist which suggests that they've broken up or

gone their own way maybe Billy Matt was the Robbie Williams of his day and said

sorry lads I've got my own tours to do unbelieva hang on I'm coming

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Part 2

We arrived to the LANXESS Arena.

And now we try out the T-Wall game.

Yeah right, this game over there.

We'll put the camera up somewhere to film us.

I'm better.

We'll see that.

I've never tried it before. Although, one time maybe...

I haven't, but I'm still better at this.

I guess I'm really bad at this.

But at least you're a really nice person, Jaan.

Ladies and gentlemen, dear Estonian people.

It's time for the first quarterfinal.

It's time to support our team Natus Vincere.

It's closed. Damn it.

Okay, it was a technical problem.

But now it's actually time to support our team.

Let's open the door.

Anyways, hello dear viewers.

What just happened: NaVi won againts Fnatic with the score of 2:0.

This way, they made it to the semifinals.

Yeah, we have another game today.

Another quarterfinal.

Who is playing today?

G2 against BIG.

As BIG is a German team...

...and I'm studying in Germany.

Jaan, which team are we for?

We are for Estonia!

Estonia!

Jaan, what is it like to play on three screens at the same time?

Fucking pleasant.

It's a partner hub right here.

Where you can try to be...

...a package sorting mailman.

Yup, yup.

Do you want to try it out?

No I don't.

So Jaan, it's time to play some Counter Strike.

The tension is growing.

Jaan Voronõi, known under his nickname JaanBiceps.

Is preparing for the finals of the ESL ONE Cologne.

It's time for him to show his skills.

Hello, my name is Peter.

As many of you know

I'm the most unprofessional CS player to have ever existed.

Today I wan't to show, what I can not.

That's how fast it goes, I'm already dead.

I didn't even start to play and I'm already dead.

I didn't even see the enemy.

Will Peter be able to get at least one kill today?

Or not?

We will see in a couple of minutes.

No he can't!

Well, dead once again.

Let's see how many deaths I will get.

The fifth one.

The K-D-Ratio is about 5:1.

Or 1:5.

I guess it's time to stop now.

It's your guy.

What?

It's your comrade.

A knife kill!

BIG!!!

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Working Harder Not Smarter (Sailing La Vagabonde) Ep. 150 - Duration: 18:16.

- [Alana] Looking good fellas.

♪ How come I'm painting cardboard boxes blue ♪

♪ How come I'm peeling ashes bolts for two like you did ♪

♪ Like you did ♪

♪ How come I'm feeling like I don't exist ♪

♪ How come I'm poking at the boiling cyst on your leg ♪

♪ On your leg ♪

(waves crashing)

- [Riley] You tuned in last time with us in Nevis

where we got a little taste of the town,

hiked a volcano.

(money call)

Before departing to Sintnaut,

an island just north of our current location.

We were up with the birds

so that I could have another shot at a wahoo along the way.

Unfortunately my slip tip failed me

which you will hear a lot about very soon.

It's been years since we were last

here on old La Vaga and clearly a lot has changed.

We couldn't help but to feel sad for the people living here

whose home and businesses were destroyed

by the hurricane last year.

That was a big cateran.

And for all the salties whose ocean adventures

were put on hold, for some what looks like will be forever.

Hurricane Irma was the strongest storm on record to exist

on the open Atlantic region.

The highest wind speed recorded was 285 kilometres per hour

and the total damage costing around 64 billion dollars.

(sombre indie music)

So here's the famous Simpson Bridge.

- [Riley] Oh I don't like that.

It should be available to everyone you bastards.

(giggles)

Two things which happened here,

you might know that we dragged anchor over here,

you might not know that it was the first night

mom was on board

and that's why we got the big anchor.

- [Alana] What's going on Riley?

- Well, I'm pretty sick of dragging anchor.

- [Alana] So you bought yourself a?

- They had a 45 tonne bloody,

hunk of metal, this shit caves in.

(laughter)

Yeah I think we did say that

but we might not have placed enough emphasis on the fact

that it was pretty horrific, we dragged anchor

and it ended up on the rocks over there,

didn't film anything and we were quite embarrassed.

Because of that we had to repair the rudder

and I decided that it would be a good idea

to save like 200 euro to just pull the rudder out

to save like 200 euro to just pull the rudder out

in Simpson Bay over here.

- [Alana] Anchored.

- Right, lost on anchor, rather than

just going over the lift

and paying someone to pull us out of the water.

And I took Alana and I about four days,

And I took Alana and I about four days,

it was a (barge horn)

nightmare.

It was so frustrating, and annoying

and such a nightmare that we didn't film any of it,

and we were pretty--

- [Alana] I couldn't.

- We were pretty embarrassed.

- [Alana] I tried to film but Riley

would've beat my head off.

- Yeah, like it was a bad time.

(aeroplane whirring)

- Pretty sure that's what Simpson Bay is famous for,

the airport that everyone goes and stands on the beach,

and gets blown away.

(aeroplane whirring)

(rhythmic chill instrumental)

It really hurt.

I don't know, it just felt like sandpaper

all over my face and body,

I couldn't do anything, it was horrible,

I don't recommend going there.

(giggles)

(waves crashing)

Good morning my boys.

- Hello!

- [Alana] Alright Riley so, are you alright

to talk about the speargun now?

- Yes, I guess.

So what happens is, you shoot,

this part goes through the fish,

and then there's what's called a slip tip on the other end

so then if the spear goes back through,

the tip will hand out the other side of the fish

and there's a line that goes from that through here,

and what happened was, which really, really,

shouldn't happen, is the

knot on the end pulled through.

Which is just, obscene, it's unheard of.

It just should never, ever happen.

But I do think that I've been unlucky.

But that's the latest in a series of problems.

I would like to just be living off fish

for the entire time we're in the Caribbean,

and the local ray fish, they've always got ciguatera,

so, and there's less of them,

those big pelagic fish,

they're the ones that we want.

- [Alana] Okay, what are you doing this morning?

- Checking in to the country,

buying a slip tip, a knife sharpener.

- [Alana] Alright, well I'm gonna stay here, so,

I'm gonna give you the camera, can I trust you with it?

- Yeah.

Hey everyone, we're gonna go into town.

(Alana giggles)

(motor whirring)

(background talking)

(background talking)

Immigration check in complete.

We're no longer illegal immigrants,

like we usually are.

Just going to see Dominic who has the fitting for the boom,

the gooseneck, so I'm gonna go and meet him

on the other side of the island.

I've stopped halfway there because I need

to check my navigation.

- [Alana] The boys have gone to town this morning.

And I'm gonna surprise them tonight

with some chocolate mouse,

so I thought I'd share the recipe with ya.

I don't know exact measurements, I kind of just guess,

but if you're into experimenting,

I would love for you to experiment with me

in the most nonsexual way.

So you're going to need some vanilla essence,

some cacao powder,

some coconut milk or cream,

some agave nectar, or you can use honey as a sweetener.

And a ripe avocado.

Now this coconut milk's light,

so I'm gonna use the whole thing,

but if you've got some like thick cram,

I would probably maybe use half.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh what am I doing here,

that was the worst pour.

You wanna plunk the whole thing in there,

one whole avocado.

Mmm.

And then you're gonna want probably

three big tablespoons of cacao.

three big tablespoons of cacao.

Now because the coconut cream's already pretty sweet,

you don't need much of another sweetener,

but, I'm gonna give a squirt of agave.

Little pour of vanilla essence.

(blender whirring)

so you wanna get it to this consistency.

Where it's like, definitely not runny,

but you can imagine it turning into mouse

and I'm totally freaked it and got it right.

So this is what it needs to look like.

(slurps)

Make sure to make yours bigger.

Place them in the fridge.

And I don't know how long they take to set,

but my guess is maybe an hour, maybe more.

- God I really hate pointing a camera at myself in public.

I gotta go find this bloke

and then fix my spear gun.

So I'm walking around to try and find a restaurant

with my speargun.

(speaking in foreign language)

(rattling)

- [Dominic] What up, what up.

- So we got the spare parts,

that was Dominic,

he's a French dude, he lives here,

and Otre Mur sent over the gooseneck with him.

So I've organised a rendezvous,

or they did over here at a restaurant,

and then it turns out he was a spear-o

so he took me to one of the other places,

they didn't have a slip tip,

then he informed me that the place

in town here wouldn't have a slip tip.

But we go up there, we got the spare parts

so that's the main thing,

we got the gooseneck for the boom,

which is definitely what I came here for.

One thing that I have noticed

since being back in the Caribbean,

where I would've ordinarily walked around

for an entire day up like, hot roads

and windless streets and arrive at a destination

only to be told that the shop was shut, or,

it just feels like we're working smarter

rather than harder.

By meeting people and interacting with them

they'll like drive you around to get shit done

or just have a bit of local knowledge

and you'll get stuff done in like a tenth of the time.

Certainly today I went and had lunch with those guys

and then they drive me around for a bit,

and I just got two jobs done in about two seconds,

which I know damn well would've taken me

weeks, potentially months to get that part

sent over in particular.

And, yeah, I'm pretty bloody happy about it.

So there you go, there's a very small,

uninteresting, reasonably inconsequential

piece of information which you can do nothing with.

(wind rustling)

- We've just tied off to the jetty

and we're gonna have a swim here on the nice white

sandy beach because it is the most humid day

(horn honks)

and we're all dying on the boat.

Something smells really nice,

have you eaten Riley?

- [Riley] Yep.

- Damn it.

Feels like I'm on holiday.

Do you feel like you're on holiday?

It must be the umbrella.

Hey cutie.

(Alana laughs)

Aww.

You're really cute,

go find your mum.

(waves crashing)

- Merci mademoiselle.

- [Alana] I got you a long island.

- A long island ice tea.

- [Alana] Yep.

Enjoy it.

- I will.

This is the first time I have

like drunk cocktails on a beach in two years,

no one will believe that, but that is.

- [Alana] We should do this more often.

(chuckles)

- Oh this amazing.

- [Alana] Very relaxing.

- It's bit, it's pretty unadventurous,

in a bit of a tourist trap.

- [Alana] Oh well, something different.

- When in Rome.

- [Alana] Cheers.

- My gooseneck is broken

for those of you that don't know,

and we got sent here the wrong part

the first time and now we've got the right part

and now we're gonna go and instal it on the boom.

- [Alana] Well, alright, and we've got Stephen here to help

cause I can't pick up the boom by myself.

(Rocky theme instrumental)

- [Riley] Two, three.

(Rocky theme instrumental)

(grunt)

- Whilst the boys have been working

I have been rehearsing a gooseneck dance

that will be performed to you

when the boys finish the task.

Boom lifted, pulled back,

hopefully this is it.

Too much space, really?

Yes!

(Rocky theme instrumental)

Looking good fellas.

(Rock theme song)

- [Riley] Pull on the red one.

- I couldn't come up with a goose dance

but I made rap for you instead

so I'm about to sing that to you.

Alright, you ready for it.

(homemade beatbox)

I didn't know a gooseneck was a part of a boat

until I ran over a float and I choked,

jibed and I broke my boat

I'm so recrued,

but hey, it's okay, it's all done

and we can go sailing today and next time

I'll tighten that line I promise,

you can count on me and if I'm being honest

I don't like geese cause this one time I got chased

and I tripped over and I was faced with a goose

wanted to see how I tasted.

So I'm scared of geese.

(laughing)

Couldn't come up with a good enough chorus,

that's all I've got for you,

I don't like geese,

and I'm glad we don't have to talk about

the gooseneck anymore because it's done.

I was in a really weird mood

and it's convinced all of us to go

and pick up the laundry from Shirmpy's.

So that's what we're doing this afternoon.

We're all going in a bit of a boat trip.

It's actually a fair way,

we have to go under two bridges to get there?

It's on the other side of the island.

(chill rock instrumental)

(laughter)

(chill rock instrumental)

What's the story of the ship?

- So, three years ago a deathly pray cyclone,

there's this old Norwegian dude

that just used to run like a bits and bobs shop out of it.

This is what it used to look like.

- [Alana] Even before the hurricane?

- Yeah, way before the hurricane

and there was a dude on here living on here

like something out of Lord of the Rings

selling bits and bobs that you would barter for

for your yacht, and it was really funny.

for your yacht, and it was really funny.

And he was a funny, nice dude.

He just had like every old nut and every old bolt

from Imperial and metric

from Imperial and metric

and he just had every weird little bit of metal stuff

that you needed and it was also a bit rusty.

(chill guitar instrumental)

- [Shop Owner] Hi how you doing?

- I see Alana, that's ours there.

(chill guitar music)

(incoherent crosstalk)

(chill guitar music)

(incoherent crosstalk)

- See you Shrimpy. - [Alana] Chao.

Success.

(chuckles)

Like children.

I made a homemade chocolate as well to plunk in there.

Thanks for watching.

Tune in next week for one of the most bestest,

most awesome sails we've had in a very long time

as we head north to the British island of Anguilla.

Life was peachy until a squadrant of seagulls

engaged our drone in a dog fight to the death.

We've lost the drone and it's in the water somewhere

and we're trying to find it.

- [Riley] Okay we're about to commence

operation zero chance.

(bleep)

(laughter)

- Just a bit of housekeeping from us,

we wanted to call out some Patrons names today

because we're going to be doing another Patreon meetup

in the Bahamas end of August.

- Which is gonna be incredible.

I'm really looking forward to that.

- Yeah.

- The last few that we've done

has been absolutely amazing.

We've got the correct format,

and more importantly the people that we've met

have just been.

- Yeah.

- Like we're really, truly blessed.

- Very interesting.

- Yeah.

- Everyone was super interesting,

easy to get along with, helpful.

- We basically love you guys and we wanna meet

more of you whenever we can.

So the next time we're available

is the end of August.

And yeah we hope you guys can make it

so we've draw out two Patrons name.

This guy's from Germany.

- [Computer] Yorg Von Hauser.

- Yorg Von Hauser.

- Congratulations, thank you so much for the support,

send us an email if you think you can make it end of August.

If not please send us an email anyways

cause we'd love to hear from you.

- And Craig Margettes.

So if you'd like to join us for a week of

sailing, drinking, wine, having fun, hanging out,

hopefully Alana will break out the guitar,

she's been doing more of that lately.

Learning to free dive, all of that cool stuff.

There's still time if you'd like to join up,

we're gonna be calling out another

10-20 names, however many there needs to be

to get a full house over in the Bahamas for late August.

- So congratulations Yorg and Craig.

I'll be checking my emails.

Alright, that's all from us you guys,

I'm gonna say goodbye,

please give the video a like if you liked it.

You know, we really appreciate it when you guys do that.

And also if you haven't heard my cover song

Devil Like Me, that's up on my Band Camp,

so you guys can listen to that,

the links in the description below.

Have a listen, see if you like it,

and it'd be really cool to see you guys

listening to it in your boat

or your car or where else are people hanging out?

Houses, that sort of thing.

(giggles)

Lots of love from us, thanks

so much for watching, we love you guys.

♪ I ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ Is the Devil so bad ♪

♪ If he curse in his sleep ♪

♪ Why the Earth turns ♪

♪ And his kids learn to say forget you ♪

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Haikyuu 「AMV」- The Mystic - Duration: 3:30.

Got a head full of spiders

And a heart that isn't here

In a room full of lighters

All my demons reappear

Broken cigarettes and bullet holes

One more to the chest and I'm alone

Nothing gets me any higher

And nothing ever will

Try to stay sober

Try to stay clean

Wake me when it's over

Like a bad dream

Mama doesn't call

Sister never writes

Bet ya they would laugh If I called to say goodbye

No ones gonna worry

Notice when I'm gone

They wouldn't know I'm missing Til' they pull me out the mystic

I bet nobody can remember

What color eyes are on my face

I'm a freak I'm a pretender

I never really had a place

Broken cigarettes and bullet holes

One more to the chest and I'm alone

Nothing gets me any higher

And nothing

ever

will

Try to stay sober

Try to stay clean

Wake me when it's over

Like a bad dream

Mama doesn't call

Sister never writes

Bet ya they would laugh If I called to say goodbye

No ones gonna worry

Notice when I'm gone

They wouldn't know I'm missing Til' they pull me out the mystic

Tell the preacher not to pray

There's no angels where I go

Only pieces that I broke and Scattered dreams across the globe

I'm home

Try to stay sober

Try to stay clean

Wake me when it's over

Like a bad dream

Mama doesn't call

Sister never writes

Bet ya they would laugh If I called to say goodbye

No ones gonna worry

Notice when I'm gone

They wouldn't know I'm missing Till' they pull me out the mystic

Try to stay sober

Try to stay clean

Wake me when it's over

Like a bad dream

Mama doesn't call

Sister never writes

Bet ya they would laugh If I called to say goodbye

No ones gonna worry

Notice when I'm gone

They wouldn't know I'm missing Till' they pull me out the mystic

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Underappreciated Comedy Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix - Duration: 5:58.

Gone are the days of endlessly searching video stores for some undiscovered gem.

Instead, it's all about endlessly scrolling through Netflix in search of something fresh

and new to watch.

It's hard to tell what's good or not, so here are some overlooked comedies from the past

few decades that are just as good as if not better than all those big, broad blockbusters.

Casa de Mi Padre

Despite being an A-list movie star, Will Ferrell isn't usually one to rest on his laurels and

do the same thing over and over again.

He likes to innovate and make good comedy that interests him, and if other people like

it, great.

This is one of those kinds of movies.

Casa de Mi Padre is an exercise in both comic tenacity and silliness, as it's a parody of

a telenovela and is filmed almost entirely in Spanish.

It should be noted that Ferrell, as a noble rancher in Mexico, doesn't speak Spanish all

that well as he deals with both an untrustworthy brother and a fearsome drug lord.

But that's all part of the comedy.

Goon

Seann William Scott has been largely relegated to bully and sidekick roles, such as Stifler

in the American Pie series and as Chester in Dude, Where's My Car?.

In Goon, he's front, center, and often bloody as the star of this charming hockey comedy.

Scott plays Doug, a dumb but good-natured guy who works as a bouncer but doesn't really

know what to do with his life.

"Doug did not follow in the family vocation, he's.."

"I bounced"

"Like a basketball?"

Then he discovers he has a knack for being a hockey enforcer or "goon," the guy who violently

body-checks opposing players.

Goon was written by Superbad co-writer Evan Goldberg and Knocked Up star Jay Baruchel,

who co-stars as Scott's best friend.

Little Evil

Part light-hearted comedy, part horror movie about the rise of a new antichrist, Little

Evil mashes up elements of The Omen with domestic hijinks about a newly married, sensitive modern

man trying his hardest to bond with his wife's dark and withdrawn young son.

Gary just can't seem to get five-year-old Lucas to open up to him.

"I'm sure it feels like we've been moving really fast but I'm your step-father now"

"Get out."

As it turns out, Lucas's strange ways are nature, not nurture his biological dad is

the actual devil but Gary will do whatever it takes to fend off the forces of evil when

Satan wants Lucas back to trigger the end of the world.

"He's not Satan he's just a portal to Satan and good parenting it's about keeping that

portal shut."

You know, your typical blended family stuff, just with a touch of evil incarnate.

"I'm sorry I buried you in the backyard … That's alright.

I get it."

Masterminds

Usually, movies that are based on a true story are dramas.

But sometimes life is a little more absurd, such as the circumstances that led to the

1997 robbery of millions from cash handling company Loomis Fargo.

As demonstrated by the events of Masterminds, it wasn't exactly the crime of the century.

A petty criminal named Steve convinces his girlfriend Kelly to plan the heist by romancing

David, a mild-mannered Loomis Fargo driver, into being their inside man and point man.

David makes a ton of mistakes in the lead-up to the robbery, the robbery itself, and its

aftermath.

"Gonna put a cap in their ass…

OH OH DAVID!

Oh that burns"

All in all, it's a goofy crime caper where absolutely nothing goes right, which means

it's okay to laugh.

The Trip to Italy

This low-key comedy originated as a BBC series which was later edited into a feature film,

just like the two prequels that preceded it.

The Trip documented Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon taking a restaurant tour of northern England,

while the plots of The Trip to Spain and The Trip to Italy are self-explanatory.

The series peaks with the Italian version.

The British actors and comedians play heightened, more callous versions of themselves.

They make fun of each other, each other's work, and engage in semi-improvised comedy

bits as they scarf down handmade pasta in one tiny roadside eatery after another.

"Steve's having a little sleep have a drink, so ah… at his age he needs a nap after lunch

so ah… he gets confused."

Adding to the comedy and the lost-in-paradise vibe is that neither Coogan or Brydon knows

much of anything about food.

Bachelorette

This indie ensemble comedy might seem like a Bridesmaids knock-off, but while it concerns

a small group of close-knit friends leading up to a wedding, it actually tells an uncomfortable

story about people reckoning with the awful things they did in the past.

Three friends reunite to attend the wedding of their old friend Becky, and they're more

than a little resentful that the one they used to make fun of beat them to the altar.

As the wedding draws closer, many embarrassing secrets are shared, and the main cast also

manages to get up to some cringe-inducing slapstick.

But hey, this is a comedy about going to a wedding, so you can be sure that almost everything

is patched up by the end.

The Polka King

Finally, a movie about a greedy, street-smart hustler that also involves polka!

That's The Polka King, a true story that's so incredibly ridiculous that it could only

be presented as a comedy.

Jack Black is perfectly cast as Jan Lewan...

"So which one is it, Yan or Jan?"

"It's whatever you want."

"Which one is it?"

"I don't know."

a polka band leader and entrepreneur who's

only real crime is a blind adherence to the American Dream…well, that and fraud.

"In Poland everybody do bribes.

Do you do bribes?"

In addition to his band, Lewan runs a gift shop and a record label, only he can't quite

pay the bills.

After a chance meeting with an elderly couple who want to invest in his secretly failing

enterprise, he starts selling securities with an impossibly good rate of return.

But he doesn't stop there, and his antics eventually involve millions of ill-gotten

dollars.

"Ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy, oy oy oy"

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Woman Finds Potential Father at Funeral (Full Episode) | Paternity Court - Duration: 16:25.

You may be seated.

Hello, Your Honor.

Hello.

This is the case of Garnett v. Langston.

Thank you, Jerome. Good day everyone.

AUDIENCE: Good day.

Ms. Garnett, you and your mother, Ms. Miller,

have opened your case to prove to the defendant

that he is your biological father.

You are baffled,

because you consider him a daddy and a best friend,

and state his doubt is unwarranted,

and demand an apology once the results are revealed.

Is that correct?

Yes, Your Honor.

Mr. Langston, you claim you have always known

you weren't Ms. Garnett's biological father,

and feel after the results are revealed,

you are the one who deserves an apology.

Is that correct?

Yes, Your Honor.

Now, how did this all start?

It started, um, with a text message

about a couple months ago.

Okay.

Um...

That wasn't the very beginning,

but this is why we're here.

The text message brought us here,

and this is, um, the evidence that I brought in today.

JUDGE LAKE: Oh, okay.

Can I give it to you?

Please, Jerome.

So this started with a text.

Mmm-hmm.

So after, um, almost two years

of reaching out to my father, after visiting him in 2015,

I, um, was pleading to get him to respond.

He wasn't responding.

And he finally responded with this message.

"So I think your mother blank me and you

"about your birth father being me.

"She was messing around when you were born,

"I don't wanna keep causing you pain,

"but I have mixed feelings about it."

"Talk to your mother and find out the truth."

You sent this text message?

Mr. Langston?

Yes, Your Honor, I did.

So why were you estranged for two years? What happened?

GARNETT: We live in different states, Your Honor,

but we had always been close.

I went to visit him in Chicago for a funeral.

Um, I was by his side for one of our family members,

and everything was great,

but when I returned back home,

I don't know what happened.

He just cut off communication.

Well, I wasn't talking to her like I normally do.

JUDGE LAKE: Why?

Because I was just harboring this gut feeling

that I had, right from the beginning,

that she's not my daughter.

I had it right from the beginning when she was born.

JUDGE LAKE: Really?

Yeah, I did.

Ms. Garnett, you grew up as a daddy's girl.

You said he's your best friend.

He's always been my dad. I've always known him to be my dad.

When I became an adult, around 21 years old,

that's when we started really becoming close.

Two years ago, when I was at the funeral with him,

he had brought up, for the very first time,

that he thought I may not have been his daughter,

which blew my mind.

And he went on and on about him and my mother's past,

and all this,

but then, after he vomited all this tragedy on me,

he recanted and took it back.

I was sparing her feeling 'cause I've seen the fact right away,

and I'm not trying to hurt her, I love her.

JUDGE LAKE: And I can see you're emotional, just thinking about her.

But, what, you feel like you just have to tell the truth?

I've got to. I can't harbor this.

JUDGE LAKE: What made you keep this secret

that you had this doubt, all this time?

LANGSTON: A couple of issues.

One day, she used to live out south,

I came through the back.

Her aunty downstairs let me in.

I walked upstairs.

I didn't knock on the door.

I looked in, I see this guy sitting on the couch with her,

like he running this game to get up on something.

I knocked on the door. I said, "What's going on?"

"Ain't nothing, ain't nothing. This my cousin."

I said, "Hey, you can get out of here, cousin. You can leave."

And, "But, but... He just..."

I don't believe it.

So you believe that she was with someone else when she was with you.

Yeah, I believe that.

So, Ms. Miller, who is this cousin?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

He was not my cousin.

He was my sister's husband's cousin.

And he was just a family friend, as well.

Was he someone you were intimate with?

No, never.

Was he at the house trying to talk to you?

See if you could have a relationship.

Well, he did like me.

But there was no way that I...

I wasn't interested in him,

and I made that known to him all the time.

JUDGE LAKE: So, Mr. Langston,

what other doubts do you have?

I gotta play cousin.

She immediately told me, 'cause I pressured her,

"Did you do anything with him?"

She kept saying, "No," then she came around.

"Okay, I tell you the truth.

"Yeah, I gave him some

"'cause he kept knocking on the door begging.

"So I finally gave in and gave him some."

Who did you get me mixed up with?

I'm serious.

Man, don't, don't...

Who are you getting me mixed up with?

Don't play that.

I'm serious.

You did that, you told me that.

I swear on my dead father you did that

and said that to me.

Who is this?

Get up off of that.

JUDGE LAKE: So, wait a minute, Mr. Langston.

When was this that you confronted her?

And why is it that you're just saying something?

I was talking to her on the phone.

JUDGE LAKE: Okay.

And she told me who been over there.

And I said, "Yeah? What he trying to do?"

"He was trying to get some."

I said, "Yeah, did you give him some?"

"No, I didn't give him none."

I said, "Hey, you know how I am."

"If you did it, you did it."

"No, I didn't do it."

I said, "Come on. You're mine, even if you did it."

"Yeah, I gave him some.

"He knocking on the door, he kept on begging and begging.

"I finally gave him some."

JUDGE LAKE: So, wait...

The Lord is my witness.

So, Ms. Miller, you don't remember this conversation.

I don't remember any of it.

JUDGE LAKE: Do you remember the play cousin?

I don't know who he's talking about.

JUDGE LAKE: Do you remember the play cousin?

Do you remember this person he's talking about?

His play cousin or my play cousin?

He said it was his.

LANGSTON: My play cousin.

I don't know who you're talking about.

(SCOFFS)

JUDGE LAKE: Ms. Miller, when you got pregnant...

Mmm-hmm.

You knew he was the biological father?

I knew he was... He was the only one I was sleeping with.

He knew, didn't he?

MILLER: He the one who told me, he was... He told me...

Upon conceiving, that I was pregnant.

JUDGE LAKE: Really?

I don't recall that.

I do.

I just don't recall that.

I don't know how you can forget that,

we talked about it in 2001.

I forget a lot of things.

Okay.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

When the baby was born, Ms. Garnett,

did Mr. Langston participate in the birth?

Not at all.

He was just not that type of person.

I don't even expect him to.

Did he sign the birth certificate?

MILLER: No.

I paid child support.

Not only 18 years, I paid it 20 years.

They start sending me checks back for over-payment.

$1,700, $800, $1,000, $500.

So how come you didn't take that $100, $1,500, $1,000,

and pay for a DNA test before I turned 36 years old?

(APPLAUSE)

I tell you, I tell you why.

I have an answer for you. Your Honor,

I got a birth certificate right here saying that, where you see...

JUDGE LAKE: Let me see that, Jerome.

This birth certificate says what, sir?

LANGSTON: I'm not on that.

'Cause you didn't come to sign it.

You have to come to sign it.

LANGSTON: I'm not there.

JUDGE LAKE: So...

LANGSTON: If I'm not in there,

why did you take $100,000 from me?

MILLER: I didn't took nothing from you.

The child support did.

The state took it, not me.

Your Honor, he was thinking that it's a possibility

that she wasn't his.

I took myself to a hospital

and I had a DNA test done.

He never followed up.

For him not to turn around and follow up,

and I thought it was the end of it

when he didn't follow through.

And he was always a part of her life from that point on.

I mean, I thought that he came to his senses

and he realized that she was his,

because he never asked, he never said anything else about that, until now.

JUDGE LAKE: So, Ms. Garnett, tell Mr. Langston

how you do feel in this moment.

When he sent that text to me...

MILLER: She was crushed.

(CRYING) I cried my hardest cry.

Oh, baby, don't do that.

(GARNETT CRYING)

I was devastated.

I felt like he was taking my identity away from me

because I've always known I was a Langston.

And I have so much about my father.

When he came back into my life when I was an adult,

it was like a piece of the puzzle was missing.

And we became best friends.

I found out why I was so directionally-challenged,

'cause he is.

You know, there's so much...

(LAUGHS)

You know, he's been in Chicago all his life, he still gets lost.

I get lost in a circle.

(LAUGHS)

You know, it's just... There's just...

You know, not only the personality,

it's just so many other things

that we just bonded and clicked.

I don't think we would have been able to do that if he wasn't my father.

And you enjoy this relationship, Mr. Langston?

Listen, I didn't wanna hurt her.

When I hit that phone and did that text,

it crushed me when I pushed that button,

'cause I know the effect it was gonna have on her,

and I don't wanna send her through that, 'cause I love her.

So why am I gonna send her through that?

I didn't want to.

But how am I gonna deny how I feel in the inside?

How am I gonna do that when I got grand-babies

and I want them to be my grand-babies.

That'd be the best news I could ever have.

I ain't never flown on no plane before.

I came on that plane and I came here, and...

That's something I don't do, and I'm 61 years old.

But I did it 'cause I wanna resolve this.

Is she my daughter? I run to the plane and jump on it.

(APPLAUSE)

But the truth is you've had these doubts and you just felt like,

"I wanna be able to look at this entire relationship with a clear lens."

I do. Listen, this is how I look at something like this.

If I can't trust myself, how am I gonna trust you or anybody else?

I might do something I never did before,

and I look and say, "You did that?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

"What?

"You did that?"

So how am I gonna trust you if I can't trust me?

So I don't know who to trust.

(GARNETT LAUGHS)

(MILLER LAUGHS)

Jerome, I could not have explained it any better.

JEROME: That was perfect.

(ALL LAUGHING)

LANGSTON: And I live by that.

And for me to send her that text,

how do you think it affected me?

You think I wanna hurt her?

That's the last thing I wanna do is hurt her.

If she's not my daughter,

it's gonna have an effect on me.

(SNIFFLES)

MILLER: Don't cry.

And I wanna get into grand-babies...

...life.

JUDGE LAKE: Ms. Garnett.

This has really affected you.

LANGSTON: It affect me.

JUDGE LAKE: This has been very difficult, I can see.

(SNIFFLES)

I don't wanna send her through that.

But I got my feelings,

and I wanna know the truth.

Believe me, I wouldn't have jumped on no plane

if I didn't feel like I wanted to resolve this situation.

My eyes were bugged like this on that plane all the way to Atlanta.

(ALL LAUGHING)

So, Ms. Garnett, the court noticed during...

Amidst all of this confusion,

you began to post on Facebook.

GARNETT: Mmm-hmm.

JUDGE LAKE: You've put this poster up.

Can you please step up to the plasma

and tell the court why you posted this.

So, um, after the text message,

I did some soul-searching.

I'm just laying in my bed looking through my phone,

and I saw a picture of myself. This picture.

And it reminded me of this picture of my grandfather.

This is Mr. Langston's father.

And I noticed some similarities in our faces.

And, um, I posted it to Facebook

to get some support about the situation

without putting all my business out there.

I said, "This is my grandfather.

"Do you see the resemblance?" You know.

I even had cousins respond.

"Oh, my goodness. You look just like Papa. I never realized that."

And you said people supported you in this.

They did.

They said, "Yes, you do look like your grandfather."

Yeah, they were even shocked.

And that further made you feel like,

"This man is my biological father.

"I just look like my grandfather."

Yes, it gave me more comfort.

Mr. Langston, do you see the resemblance to your father?

LANGSTON: To be honest, I do.

But this the thing, right here...

My father put me out.

She was helping me take care of my mama.

She's a good person. I ain't gonna take that from her.

My father put me out 'cause...

He said, "I don't like how you're treating her."

So she was there in the house, with my father.

So...

What are you trying to say?

What are you trying to say?

LANGSTON: I'm trying to say, I don't know.

You done lost your mind.

I ain't lost my mind.

You lost your mind.

I don't know.

So instead of you admitting that I'm your daughter,

because I look like your father...

Thank you. I appreciate it.

I don't trust you.

You is a good person...

You is a good person, but I don't trust you.

JUDGE LAKE: Hold on.

But I don't trust myself.

JUDGE LAKE: Hold on, Mr. Langston.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

You know...

So, wait.

You believe that you may not be

Ms. Garnett's biological father,

but you believe that your father may be?

I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

I'm saying there's some resemblance there, and everything,

then who knows?

JUDGE LAKE: Ms. Garnett, you can step back to the podium.

MILLER: Your dad and me.

Who knows?

Your dad and me.

Thank you.

I know my father, too.

As much as I loved your mom, please.

Ms. Miller, I don't wanna have to ask you this question,

but I have to, respectfully, because we've come this far,

and we're trying to get down to the truth.

Was there ever any type of relationship

between you and Mr. Langston's father,

when you lived in the house with him?

A father and daughter.

I looked at him like he was my family.

I looked at his mom like she was my mom.

I never looked at him in any other way.

And so there's absolutely no doubt in your mind

that Mr. Langston is your daughter,

Ms. Garnett's biological father.

No doubt. No doubt.

Well...

(JEROME CHUCKLING)

In light of all of this, I think it's time to get the results.

Jerome?

(APPLAUSE)

These results were prepared by DNA Diagnostics,

and they read as follows.

In the case of Garnett v. Langston,

when it comes to 36-year-old, Shanna Garnett,

Mr. Langston...

You...

Are not the father.

(ALL GASPING)

Stay over here.

Are not the father?

JUDGE LAKE: He is not her biological father.

What?

Now don't look at me.

Ask her who your daddy really is.

(APPLAUSE)

I'm gonna love you.

Don't do that.

(SOBBING)

You're my baby.

(APPLAUSE)

(SOBBING CONTINUES)

You're my baby.

You're my baby.

See, Your Honor, this is what I was afraid of.

Oh, my God.

To see her go through that hurt,

that I was hoping didn't happen.

Mom, there's something we're missing, Mom.

MILLER: Uh...

And it's called another man.

The DNA does not lie.

Ms. Garnett, I am so sorry.

I could tell from your face you were truly shocked.

(SOBBING)

And this was not the answer you wanted.

Wasn't the answer I wanted, either.

You will get through this.

You're strong,

and the truth is there to help set you free.

We say that for a reason.

That's what we're talking about.

And she's gonna need you to support her as well,

Mr. Langston.

I got her back.

I wish you all the very best of luck.

(APPLAUSE)

Court is adjourned.

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 "Thanks to our partner agencies here and abroad, Davis now faces justice in an American court

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