Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 7, 2018

Waching daily Jul 18 2018

(Episode 97)

Ganghui.

Gosh.

Wake up.

Five more minutes.

No. Wake up.

Come on! Stop it. Five minutes, please.

Hurry up! Come out!

Come out.

Move it!

Why does it stink so badly in there?

What did you eat?

Come on now.

Look. If you give me three days,

I can even find ghosts.

My gosh. I'm Ma Dongsuk.

It looked like you were working all night yesterday too.

Don't work yourself too hard.

There are so many clothes I need to make.

Geez.

Drink some water and eat slowly.

Dad, I'll be working late every night for a while.

Working late?

Seyeon.

Home is where you can rest when you're tired

and dad is the person you can lean on.

You know that, right?

I do, of course.

Eat slowly and finish them all.

They don't look like much

but there's abalone and ginseng inside.

Eat up.

Seyeon.

Oh, Jaejun.

When did you get here?

31 minutes ago.

You should've called.

What brings you here anyway?

You're going to the shops starting today.

I wanted to help you since it's your first day.

Sales isn't easy.

I've been studying.

"Master of Sales, Know-how for Striking it Rich."

How's Jaeyeong doing?

She moved out only three days ago

but the family misses her a lot.

She says she'll go this weekend.

She misses Ung, your dad, and everyone too.

You'll come with her, right?

No one in my family

is still upset about the engagement ceremony.

Come comfortably as Jaeyeong's brother.

I will.

Suran.

Rest in peace.

Don't worry about Seyeon.

How could you eat right now?

Why not?

Why hasn't the bank president said anything yet?

I'm sure he's stressing over it.

It's not that easy.

Get an answer from the bank president

by the end of the day!

Darn it.

This right here has nice small details.

How about this one?

What do you think?

I designed and made them all myself.

The designs are nice, and so are the materials.

But it's kind of pricey.

The items we sell are very low-priced.

I'll think it over. Leave me your number.

Okay. Thank you for your time.

Ma'am, I really hope our garments

will be sold at this shop.

It's because your hangers are the nicest I've seen.

The hangers are nice?

You need good hangers

if you want to keep the nice clothes for a long time.

If you're willing to spend the money

on expensive silicone hangers for the garments,

I'm sure you love clothes

and have a great eye for them.

Okay, then. Have a nice day.

Let's go.

Hold on.

How many pieces do you have

of the designs you showed me?

What colors do they come in?

Jaejun, I think you have a knack for sales.

You really surprised me.

It's thanks to the know-how I read in the book.

Detailed, but not excessive compliments

move the heart of the customer.

Jaejun. Pay me a compliment too.

You have the prettiest smile in the whole world.

When you smile because you're happy,

you make me smile too.

You can smile even through sadness and hardship.

That makes you look cool and amazing.

I should buy that book too.

It's super effective.

It's Mr. Ma.

I looked for incidents when Chairman Eun used

a seal with an umbilical cord inside when he was alive

and I couldn't find anything.

Did you check banks, real estate transactions

and stockholders' lists?

None.

I even checked with other countries just in case

but there was nothing.

Then what do you think Myeonghwan meant?

He said the seal would hurt me.

Perhaps he didn't use it himself

but entered into a contract or transaction

that needs the seal. Please look into that.

Okay.

You still haven't decided?

I can't believe that the seal with the umbilical cord

to open the safe deposit box no longer exists.

If I open the safe deposit box for you

and his granddaughter shows up with the real seal

later on...

You are such a doubter.

As you know,

Chairman Eun Gitae had two granddaughters.

Eun Gyeonghye and Hong Seyeon.

Gyeonghye has the real seal

and she crushed it.

That leaves Seyeon,

but she has a fake seal.

Thus, the safe deposit box will not open.

I must be sure.

If I show you that it's true,

open the safe deposit box for me as promised.

Give me what's inside

and close it back up quietly.

No one will ever know that it's empty

other than the two of us.

Nothing will happen.

Once I confirm that Hong Seyeon

does not have the real seal...

I'll do it.

We must prove that Seyeon doesn't have the real seal

for him to open it.

The only way

is to make Seyeon take that fake seal to the bank

if we want to open the safe deposit box.

Jang Myeonghwan.

Why are you here?

- Gyeonghye. / - I'll explain.

Did you threaten my daughter again?

I didn't threaten her.

She asked me to stay with her.

I had no reason to refuse.

Lady Geum. I mean, mother.

Gyeonghye tells me

you lied that those gangsters were hunting me

to lock me up in that room.

How could you do that to someone

who was once your son-in-law?

Since you paid back the loan shark for me,

I'll be generous and understanding

and let it slide.

But watch yourself.

Gyeonghye.

I'll take my things and move into a hotel

so you come to me yourself if you need my help.

How could you release him?

You even lied to me that he left for New Zealand

while I was at the temple! Why?

It was because of Seyeon. She...

How long will you blame Seyeon?

You know too...

That the problem isn't Seyeon, but you are!

You need to stop blaming me.

You only hate me, and I'm the only bad

and pathetic one, right?

How long will you be that way?

I'll take care of Myeonghwan

so stay out of it.

Why did you release Myeonghwan?

Tell me the truth.

We already got his written confession.

With that, I can get a reduced sentence

for shooting him in the head.

I decided no good would come of keeping him

locked up and antagonizing him.

Is that all?

What do you suspect me of doing?

I'm tired. Please leave.

Dad, I'm working late tonight too.

Seyeon.

What?

I know you're not working

at the company anymore.

Dad... How did you find out?

I went to see you at the office last time

and heard from your colleague.

I wanted to wait until you told me yourself

but I'm too worried not to say anything.

Dad.

Don't worry.

I won't lose to Gyeonghye like this.

I'll return to the company

and I will reclaim grandpa's company.

Where are you going

all day and night

in this hot weather?

I'm selling clothes that I make.

I'll prove my skills

and return to the company on my own merit.

So don't worry

and cheer me on. Okay?

See you later.

Okay.

My gosh. My poor baby.

She must be heartbroken about her mom's death.

And she had everything taken from her

but she's worried about her pathetic dad

and can't show any of it.

Did she tell her daughter or not?

Why is Seyeon still doing that?

Even if I break even,

I just need customers who want my clothes.

Let's just go to four more shops.

Ma'am.

Sorry? You want to cancel the order?

But why?

Hello?

What's going on?

I was sure she really liked them.

I'll have to go ask in person.

Here.

Eat up.

Seyeon.

Did Gyeonghye give you the items

your grandfather left you?

Yes.

I got the seal with my dad's umbilical cord inside.

I see.

But, mom...

Myeonghwan came to see me about that seal.

What?

He said

Gyeonghye gave it to me with bad intentions

and said all sorts of nasty things.

I'll make sure he never bugs you again.

I'll break both his legs if necessary

to make sure he...

Saying you'll break his legs...

Isn't like you at all.

I will do it, though.

It's delicious. You eat too.

Seyeon.

Don't worry.

What's this?

(Bareun Bank, Bank President Gu Jiho)

Grandpa left you something else.

Bring the seal to that bank and claim it.

Then, you can collect what he left you.

Why didn't you tell me when you gave me the seal?

You should be grateful that I'm telling you at all.

Gyeonghye.

My mom was very happy

thanks to the seal you gave me.

I can't get myself to thank you for giving it to me

but I really wanted to tell you that.

Is it true that Chairman Eun Gitae has

a notarized will about

a safe deposit box at Bareun Bank?

It is.

Did you find out the terms of the contract?

What Eun Gyeonghye said was true.

It says to open the safe deposit box

to his granddaughter whose DNA matches

that of his son's umbilical cord.

I couldn't find it when I looked

since it was a secret contract for a safe deposit box.

So Gyeonghye told me the truth.

It's a private safe

so its contents weren't made public,

but there are rumors

that it has gold, cash, land,

or some other great fortune.

If you inherit that...

Look. If by chance

you buy a big house and move,

you have to take me with you, okay?

But I won't charge you for this matter. Okay?

Why did Gyeonghye give you the seal voluntarily

and even tell you about the bank?

Her motives are suspicious

but I think we should go to the bank

with the seal.

I agree.

Okay. Thank you.

Seyeon brought the fake seal to the bank

and requested a DNA test.

The result will be out tomorrow.

Once he confirms that even Seyeon isn't authorized

to open the safe deposit box,

the bank president will give it to us.

Then,

take all of its contents

and leave Korea as promised.

Answer me.

Once I get the money, I will.

Trust me.

You have no other choice.

You have no one else

on your side.

Gyeonghye.

I really pity you.

Dad.

Hey. You're home.

You must be tired.

Ung is sleeping with Ganghui.

What's wrong? Did something happen?

Seonhui.

You know, Seyeon...

Never mind.

What about Seyeon?

Dad. Seyeon is being strong and pulling through.

Don't worry too much.

She's just doing that so that we don't worry

but I'm sure she's in pain inside.

How could she be okay

after her mother passed away?

So I want to cheer her up.

I know we can't do anything grand

but I thought we could change up the mood here,

put up new wallpaper, and clean

her workshop or something.

Sure.

I've been wondering what we could do for her.

I'll tell Ganghui and Cheolsu

to take the day off tomorrow, and we'll do it together.

So please, stop drinking

and go to sleep. Okay?

Okay. You should go in and rest.

I'll go in after I see

Seyeon come home.

Speed it up. Come on.

Stop being so lazy, and speed it up.

At this rate, we won't finish before she gets home.

How many times must you repeat yourself?

Your nagging is annoying.

What if Seyeon is so surprised...

That she faints?

Don't be stupid. She's a tough girl.

She wouldn't faint.

Right? I forgot. Let's make it nice and clean

and make her happy.

- Don't just talk, move! Move! / - Okay.

I'm not a drum. Stop hitting me!

- Dad. You're so thorough. / - All done.

Lift it up. And flip.

Line it up.

Push it up.

- Line it up. / - Line it up.

Okay.

Manager Hong! Seon! I'm here!

Is that my boss?

Is anyone home?

Manager Hong!

Ma'am, what brings you by?

Hello. Manager Hong told me

you're fixing up Seyeon's workshop today.

Seyeon is my only blood relative that I have.

I had to

come and do my part.

You're all talk.

You should've come earlier and helped out.

You come when we're done and give lip service.

What about my store?

I had to work all by myself because

Manager Hong took the day off.

And it isn't just lip service.

I brought this.

Just two pizzas?

You're terrible.

Suk. You can still help.

Since you came late, you can collect the garbage.

No. I can't collect garbage dressed like this.

Yes, you totally can.

- Come on. / - Don't!

- No! / - Let's just do it ourselves.

Let's do it ourselves.

(Bareun Bank)

The DNA test result is out.

Can I open the safe deposit box now?

No. The DNA of the umbilical cord

and your DNA are not a match.

What?

That can't be.

(DNA Parentage Test Report)

(Minsu and Seyeon are not biologically related)

This umbilical cord isn't human's.

Naturally, its DNA doesn't match yours.

It isn't human's umbilical cord?

You can see from the test result

but it's from an animal.

I can't open the safe deposit box

for you.

Is this test result correct?

If you don't trust it,

feel free to take it to another lab.

How could a human being

do this to another human being?

Seyeon.

My mom held that seal

calling out to my dad.

Until the moment she passed away,

she cherished it

and called it her husband.

I'm so angry that I'm losing my mind.

I feel like my entire body is about to explode.

How could she do that

to my mom who was dying?

They are disgusting monsters!

Calm down.

I'm worried you might collapse.

The bank called.

The bank president says he'll open the safe deposit box.

Seyeon must know that the seal is a fake.

She thought it was her dad's umbilical cord

but found out it was a dog's.

Seyeon must be flipping out.

What?

You put in an animal's umbilical cord?

I had to make it quickly, so I couldn't get a human's.

What? Is that a problem?

Are you worried about Seyeon being shocked?

Worry about yourself.

If you don't want to lose to Seyeon,

up the security for both the house and the company.

It tastes extra delicious after doing hard labor.

Like you did any labor.

All you did was lie here

and snore as you slept.

We did all the work.

Hey! It's hard work, sleeping in this heat.

Why is everyone picking on me?

Whether you're tired from working or from the heat,

eat up and replenish your energy.

Suk! Stay until Seyeon comes and join us for dinner.

Should I?

- Seyeon! / - Hi, Seyeon.

Come and eat with us.

Why is everyone...

- Seyeon! / - Seyeon!

- Seyeon! / - Seyeon!

- Seyeon! / - Seyeon! What's wrong?

- Seyeon! / - Dad, hold her.

- Oh, my gosh. / - Hold her up.

Please come with me.

The security camera will shut off

for 30 minutes.

Empty the box during that time.

I'll open it.

Go ahead.

This company

will be reborn as Eun Gyeonghye's Winners.

What's in the box is mine, remember?

What do you mean, dad?

Seyeon left the company? Why?

The Eunsong designs are being highly praised.

Why don't you postpone the succeeding project?

Are you stopping Seyeon as I ordered?

Sorry, mom. I won't just take it again.

I'll get stronger.

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7 Steps To Manifest Anything (Law of Attraction) - Duration: 11:53.

We all possess more power and greater possibilities than we realize, and visualizing is one of

the greatest of these powers.

It brings other possibilities to our observation.

Visualizing keeps your mind in order, and attracts to you the things you need to make

life more enjoyable in an orderly way.

If you train yourself in practice of deliberately picturing your desire and

carefully examining it, you will soon find your thought and desires come and proceed

in more orderly procession than ever before.

Having reached a state of ordered mentality you are no longer in a constant state of mental

hurry.

Hurry is fear and consequently destructive.

In other words, when your understanding grasps the power to visualize your heart's desire

and hold it with your will, it attracts to you all things requisite

to the fulfillment of that picture by the harmonious vibrations of the law

of attraction.

You realize that since order is heavens first law, and visualization places things in their

natural element, then it must be a heavenly thing

to visualize.

Everyone visualizes, whether they know it or not.

Visualizing is the great secret of success.

The conscious use of this great power attracts to you greatly multiplied

resources, intensifies your wisdom, and enables you to make

use of advantages which you formerly failed to recognize.

We now fly through the air, not because anyone has been able to change the laws of nature,

but because the inventor of the flying machine learned how

to apply nature's laws and, by making orderly use of them, produced

the desired result.

So far as natural forces are concerned, nothing has changed since the beginning.

There was no airplanes in the year one, because those

of that generation could not conceive the idea as a practical

working possibility.

"It has not yet been done" was the argument, "and it cannot be done."

Yet the laws and materials for practical flying machines existed

then as now.

With such an example before you, can you not realize that still greater secrets may be

disclosed?

Also That you hold the key within yourself, with which to

unlock the secret chamber that contains your heart's desire?

All that is necessary in order that you may use this

key and make your life exactly what you wish it to be, is a careful

inquiry into the unseen causes which stand back of every external and visible condition.

Then bring these unseen causes into harmony with your conception,

and you will find that you can make practical working realities of

possibilities which at present seem but fantastic dreams.

In visualizing, or making a mental picture, you are not endeavoring to change the laws

of Nature.

You are fulfilling them.

Your object in visualizing is to bring things into regular order both mentally and physically.

When you realize that this method of employing the creative power brings your desires, one

after another, into practical material accomplishment, your confidence

in the mysterious but unfailing law of attraction, which has

its central power station in the very heart of your word/picture, becomes supreme.

Nothing can shake it.

You never feel that it is necessary to take anything

from anybody else.

You have learned that asking and seeking have receiving and finding as their correlatives.

You know that all you have to do is to start the plastic substance of

the Universe flowing into the thought molds your picture desire provides.

Suggestions for making your mental picture.

Perhaps you want to feel that you've lived to some purpose.

You want to be content and happy, and you feel that

with good health and with successful business you could enjoy this state of mind.

After you have decided once and for all that this is what you want, you

proceed to picture yourself healthy, and your business just as great a

success as you can naturally conceive it growing into.

The best time for making your definite picture is just before breakfast and before retiring

at night.

As it is necessary to give yourself plenty of time,

it may be necessary to rise earlier than is your usual habit.

Go into a room where you will not be disturbed, meditate

for a few moments upon the practical working of the law of

visualizing, and ask yourself, "How did the things about me first come into existence?

How may I find it helpful to get more quickly in touch with the invisible

supply?"

Someone felt that comfort would be better expressed and experienced by sitting on a

chair than on the floor.

The very beginning of the meditation, the chair,

was the desire to be at ease.

With this came the picture of some sort of chair.

The same principle applies to the hat and the clothes that you wear.

Go carefully into this thought of the principle back of the thing.

Establish it as a personal experience; make it a fact to your consciousness.

If you are thorough in this, you will find yourself in the deep consciousness beneath

the surface of your own thought power.

Then open a window, take about ten deep breaths, and during the time draw a large imaginary

circle of light around you.

As you inhale (keeping yourself in the center of this circle of light) see great rays of

light coming from the circle and entering your body at all points, centralizing itself

at your solar plex.

Hold the breath a few moments at this central light of your body (the solar plex) then slowly

exhale.

As you do this mentally, see imaginary rays, or sprays,

of light going up through the body and down and out through the

feet.

Mentally spray your entire body with this imaginary light.

When you have finished the breathing exercise, sit in a comfortable upright chair and mentally

know there is but one life, one substance, and this life substance

of the universe is finding pleasure in self-recognition in you.

Repeat some affirmation of this kind, until you feel

the truth and reality of the words that you are affirming.

Then begin your picture.

Whether your desire is for a state of consciousness or a possession, large or small, begin at

the beginning.

If you want a house, begin by seeing yourself in

the kind of house you desire.

Go all through it, taking careful note of the rooms, where the windows are situated,

and such other details as help you to feel the reality of your concept.

You might change some of the furniture and look into some of the mirrors just to see

how healthy, wealthy and happy you look.

Go over your picture again and again until you feel the reality of it, then write it

all down just as you have seen it, with the feeling that, "The

best there is, is mine.

There is no limit to me, because my mind is a

center of divine operation" and your picture is as certain to come true, in your physical

world, as the sun is to shine.

Things to remember In using your thought power for the production of new conditions.

One.

Be sure to know what conditions you wish to produce.

Then weigh carefully to what further results the

accomplishment of your desire will lead.

Two.

By letting your thought dwell upon a mental picture, you are concentrating the creative

spirit to this center, where all its forces are equally balanced.

Three.

Visualizing brings your objective mind into a state of equilibrium which enables you to

consciously direct the flow of spirit to a definitely recognized

purpose, and to carefully guide your thought from including a flow in the

opposite direction.

Four.

You must always bear in mind that you are dealing with a wonderful potential energy,

which is not yet differentiated into any particular mould,

and that by the action of your mind you can differentiate it into any

specific mould that you will.

Your picture assists you to keep your mind fixed on the fact that the inflow of this

creative energy is taking place.

Also, by your mental picture, you are determining the direction you wish the

sensitive creative power to take.

And by doing this, the externalization of your picture is a certainty.

Five.

Remember when you are visualizing properly that there is no strenuous effort on your

thoughts to hold your thought forms in place.

Strenuous effort defeats your purpose, and suggests the consciousness of an adverse

force to be fought against, and this creates conditions adverse to your picture.

Six.

By holding your picture in a cheerful frame of mind, you shut out all thoughts that would

disperse the spiritual nucleus of your picture.

Because the law is creative in its action, your pictured desire is certain of

accomplishment.

Seven.

The seventh and great thing to remember in visualizing is that you are making a mental

picture for the purpose of determining the quality you are giving

to the previously undifferentiated substance and energy rather than to

arrange the specific circumstances for its manifestation.

That is the work of creative power itself.

It will build its own forms of expression quite naturally, if

you will allow it, and save you a great deal of needless anxiety.

What you really want is expansion in a certain

direction, whether of health, wealth, or what not, and so long as you get

it, as you surely will if you confidently hold to your picture, what does it matter

whether it reaches you by some channel which you thought you could count

upon, or through some other of whose existence you had no idea.

You are concentrating energy of a particular kind for a particular purpose.

Bear this in mind and let specific details take care of themselves, and never

mention your intention to anyone.

Remember always, that nature from her clearly visible surface to her most arcane depths

is one vast storehouse of light and good entirely devoted to your

individual use.

Your conscious oneness with the great Whole is the

secret of success, and when once you have fathomed this you can enjoy your possession

of the whole or a part of it at will.

Because by your recognition you have made it, and can increasingly make it yours.

Never forget that every physical thing, whether for you or against you, was a sustained thought

before it was a thing.

Thought as thought is neither good nor bad, it is creative action and always takes physical

form.

Therefore, the thoughts you dwell upon become the things you possess or do not possess.

The best method of picturing to yourself that which you may desire is both simple and enjoyable,

if you once understand the principle back of it well enough

to believe it.

First and above everything else, be sure of what it is

you really want.

Then specialize your desire along these lines.

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-Hello. Hi. Okay.

Yeah, I'm Nimesh Patel.

I'm the number-one Google result if you Google

"Nimesh Patel."

I only found this out when my mom called me

and then she Googled me, and she said,

"Nimesh, you're the number-one Google result

if you Google 'Nimesh Patel.'"

I said, "You're damn right."

And then she said, "Every other Nimesh Patel is a doctor."

Where did I go wrong? Then she hung up the phone.

So, she's cool.

I love my parents.

I go to see them from time to time.

I went home last weekend to see my mom and my dad.

My mom picks me up from the bus stop,

but she'll never go straight home.

There's always like 40 errands between me

and the food that's waiting for me.

And this last time I went home, my mom picks me up.

She says, "Nimesh, I have to go to the bank.

This will be 2 minutes." I said, "This again?

All right, let's go to the bank."

Go to the bank.

I'm sitting in the car for 20 minutes.

And I call my mom.

I said, "Mom, I hope this is a hostage situation.

'Cause, otherwise, you're wasting my time."

She said, "Nimesh, how old are you?"

I said, "32."

She said, "That's how many of my years you wasted."

Then she hung up again. So...

That's a good burn.

I went to see my dad, 'cause it was his birthday.

And I got him a gym membership for his birthday.

And I took him to the gym and I discovered he's the kind of guy

that will follow around someone who's hired a personal trainer

and then just do those exercises.

[ Laughs ]

That's the best guy on the planet.

My parents are Indian, if you can't tell,

if you're stupid or something.

It's a weird time to be an Indian person in this country.

I'll tell you that much.

'Cause it feels like, at any moment,

black and white people are about to go to war,

and Indians are gonna have to choose.

I don't know what side to be on, quite frankly.

It feels like mom and dad are getting divorced, you know?

And dad's really cool, but mom's got all the stuff, so...

I just saw this movie

that defines race relations real well.

I saw "Get Out." You guys seen it?

It's great. It's a phenomenal movie.

If you haven't seen it, it's a horror movie.

It's about a black guy that goes to see

his white girlfriend's parents,

and they end up being mad white.

Like, crazy white. It's a horror movie.

It's the most successful horror movie

written and directed by a black director.

You watch that horror movie.

Then you watch a white horror movie,

like "Paranormal Activity,"

and you realize the difference in the genres.

Like, real subtle.

In a black horror movie, the monster is racism.

In a white horror movie,

the monster is a house you could just leave.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

"We're not giving up on this mortgage, Tabitha.

Not today."

I saw the movie with my quite white girlfriend.

And then we went to see her parents the next day,

and I was very suspicious.

I've been with my girlfriend for about four years now,

so we fight in public.

That's all that means.

I've discovered that the best place to have an argument

with your girlfriend is in the back of an Uber,

because you have a judge.

And he usually goes with whoever ordered the car.

If my girl and I are fighting, I will call an Uber to nowhere

and I'll text the driver like,

"Hey, man, you better be on my side, bro.

There's some stars riding on this one for you."

My girl and I, the other night, are in the back of this Uber,

and we're arguing.

And the driver is dead-quiet.

And then we get to our destination.

My girl gets out.

Driver turns around and looks at me and says, "Hey, man,

I agree with you."

Not enough stars for that review.

I wrote Uber a letter.

I was like, "I'm never taking a Lyft or a cab ever again.

I want this specific Muhammad guy every time."

'Cause, look, sometimes,

you need a stereotype to be true, okay?

My Middle Eastern friends -- great guys.

But when you're fighting with your girlfriend,

you want the opinion of that one Middle Eastern guy

that doesn't believe in women's rights on your side.

[ Audience groans ]

You guys got tense, but I'm not wrong.

It's wrong, but I'm not wrong.

"Oh, you think I should do the dishes.

[ Laughs ]

Let's see what this dude from Qatar has to say."

All right, thank you very much. I'm Nimesh.

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Beth Ditto Grew Up in a Town Like the One from Footloose - Duration: 3:06.

-Welcome back, Beth.

-I know. I can't believe you had me back.

-I know. Well, you were here

and you sang for us the last time you were here,

which was fantastic. -Thank you.

-And you actually came back from

a European tour to be with us tonight.

And now you're leaving tonight.

-I'm leaving tonight.

Do you want to hear of the most booshie thing I've ever done?

-What's that?

-I want to tell my mother.

I'm going to the airport in a helicopter.

-Oh, my gosh.

-I know. I have chills.

-Wow. [ Laughter ]

And that is -- You're going to the airport in a helicopter

because in order to make sure you catch your flight.

-Because I have to play a show in the Czech Republic to--

what is, for them, tonight. -Yes.

Because I work hard for the money.

-There you go. [ Cheers and applause ]

-Unlike some people, you know what I mean?

-Well, you have to in order to make that helicopter money.

-I know.

-And now, do you like to fly, 'cause you --

-I don't mind flying, no.

-Okay, that's good.

-I never did.

I just -- I didn't fly until I was 18.

My mom didn't fly until she was 50 or something like that.

But I didn't fly till I was 18.

So, to me, I was just like, "This is fantastic."

-Great. -Like, it was too --

I was too happy to get out of Arkansas to have any anxiety.

It was like, "Anything is better than this!"

[ Laughter ]

-And you are from a town in Arkansas.

Uh, obviously this is --

-Judsonia. What's up, Judsonia?

-Jetsonia?

-Yeah.

-That sounds like a place they would have airplanes.

[ Laughter ]

Jet? -No, Jud.

-Oh, Judsonia. -Yeah. J-U-D-S--

-Okay. Well, then I take it back.

-Yeah. I was like, "Really?"

-Well, I don't know -- -They have a lot of Judds there.

[ Laughter ]

Not a lot of Sonias, though.

-No Sonias in Judsonia?

-Not a lot of Sonias.

-Oh. -A couple of Judds.

-One day a Judd is gonna come there and meet a Sonia,

and then everything's gonna make sense.

-Wynona Judd, who I think I look like, for real.

-Okay. Yeah.

-And Sonia Rykiel, I don't know.

Do you know any Sonias?

-I don't really know any Sonias.

-I know. -We'll get there.

[ Laughter ]

But you grew up in a town in Arkansas that was,

you described, as like a "Footloose" town.

-Yeah. My brother Vinnie petitioned for

the first prom there in the '90s and actually got away with it.

But yeah. We didn't have proms.

It was very Southern Baptist. I was raised Southern Baptist.

-No MTV in the town?

-No. Because the Christian -- oh, Harding is gonna love this.

They're gonna -- But the college in the town it was, like,

the cable company didn't carry it.

-Oh, wow. -So there was no MTV.

-And yet you -- you grew up to be a rock musician.

Where did you get your love of music,

if you were sort of limited by --

-My parents, my family.

I grew up in -- I have a really cool family.

And they just listened to a lot of music.

Music was always around.

Like, even my sister now just walks around with a Beats pill.

She just, like, walks around with it.

Headphones, okay.

-I have people in my family -- my father-in-law walks around

a lot with his laptop open, playing music.

-That's cool. That's my style.

-See, I don't love it.

[ Laughter ]

-I think it's cool.

-I think it's cool for him.

-Guess what you could do.

Shoot off an e-mail.

You can watch something on Netflix because iPhones,

you still can't watch a screen, text somebody,

and listen to a song at the same time.

-So you're a real multitasker.

You want it all going on at once.

-I have A.D.D. -Yeah.

-No, I wouldn't call it multitasking.

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Beth Ditto Talks Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot - Duration: 4:58.

-This is really cool, because this movie,

Gus Van Sant directed.

It's about a cartoonist, played by Joaquin Phoenix,

named John Callahan. -Mm-hmm.

He's from Portland, which is where I live.

-And you -- you had never been in a movie before.

Were you hesitant to this? =I kinda tried out for one once.

It was very -- like, I didn't make it in it.

But, sorry I interrupted you. -No, no, that's fine.

-I'm so bad at that. -No, you're great.

You just said you had A.D.D., so I saw it coming.

-I know. I'm like, "Ahh!

Can I walk your -- can I look at the camera close?

I love cameras. What is that, a Canon?"

I forgot already what the question was.

-It was about how you're in a movie.

[ Light laughter ]

And I'm assuming you're really good.

I think you're probably great at staying on-script.

[ Laughter ]

-You know, the only reason that clip worked out is because

that's a true story. -Really?

-Yeah. -That's your true story?

-Mm-hmm. -Wow.

-Yeah. -And so, they let you put that

in the movie? -Oh, Gus Van Sant loved it.

-That's great. -From what I could tell --

this is what they say, is that behind this camera it's,

like, people were laughing so hard.

They were a couple other stories that didn't make it in there.

Arkansas is just full of really great -- some people

are so amazing, and some people are so annoying.

-Yeah. [ Light laughter ]

-But I guess that's like anywhere.

-I think that is anywhere. -Yeah, I don't want to hate

on Arkansas because I love -- I do -- I have a very strong

love-hate relationship with it. -But I think that's true

-of a lot of people. -But then I kind of hate it

a lot. Yeah, that's true.

[ Light laughter ]

-You keep saying you don't want to hate on it,

but then you really wanna hammer home.

-It's -- It's my Libra rising.

[ Laughter ]

-But this is -- -Portland lesbian shout-out.

It's my Libra rising, my Oscar Wilde moon.

-You have -- I've lost the ch-- the thread here.

-You lost the Charlie? -I -- so, that's it.

-You really dropped the Charlie on this one.

-You, Joaquin Phoenix...

-Uh-huh. -...Jonah Hill.

-Uh-huh. Really famous people, I know.

-Really famous people. -I know!

I was going to ask if you were intimidated,

but I don't think you were.

[ Light laughter ]

The only person that intimidated me even

a little bit -- I mean, Gus Van Sant was intimidating

during the tryout, in the audition,

as you say in the biz. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The audition. [ Light laughter ]

-Seth, Seth, Seth. -The tryout, we say

in Little League.

[ Laughter ]

-Guess what I didn't try out for.

Guess what I did not do? It was Little League.

No, God. Oh, God, catching a ball.

I'm so sure. -Yeah.

-What were we talking about?

[ Laughter ]

Oh, who -- you said there was one person

you were intimidated by. -Oh, Kim Gordon.

-Okay. Oh, right. -Yeah.

-And a fellow musician. -From Body/Head and Sonic Youth

and, like, Free Kitten. She was --

and I'd met her before, but do you know when you just really

want someone to like you so much?

-Uh-huh. -Probably how you feel

right now. -Yes, absolutely.

[ Laughter ] How am I doing, by the way?

Am I doing all right? -You're good.

I don't know, you could try harder.

-Okay, gotcha. -You could try harder.

No, you're doing fantastic. -Okay, thank you.

-I just wanna let you know. Don't worry.

Are you wearing pants under there?

[ Laughter ] Do you ever try not to?

I know it's an old joke, but it's a good one.

-Yeah. Well, the thing is --

-Or, like, put bare legs under right there so it looks like

your legs are over there. -This -- you know what?

You're giving me a lot of notes. -Okay.

[ Laughter ]

-Can I -- I want to ask if you think this is accurate.

-Yes! -The "New York Times"

in their review of this film... -Okay.

-...they explain why it's rated R, because it's rated R.

-Okay. -And I thought --

I really enjoyed this reading this in the "New York Times."

It said it's rated R for "exuberant cunnilingus

and indelicate cartoons."

-That's true. -That's true?

-Because some of the cartoons are -- the cartoons can be very

indelicate in a lot of ways. -Uh-huh.

-But Jack Black does a really -- you'll see.

-Okay. -It's really funny.

He's so funny. Did you see the movie?

-I haven't seen it yet. I apologize.

-Good. I love that you're honest.

That's one of my favorite things.

-Oh, good. So I'm winning you over!

-Here we go!

[ Laughter ]

Thank God. -I was gonna watch it

with my kids until I saw "exuberant cunnilingus."

[ Laughter ]

-You know, I say start early. How old are your kids?

-They're two years old and three months old,

and they love cartoons. -Let me hold your kids!

-You want to hold them? -You know, this is one of --

I am not kidding. I always wanted to be

Nanny to the Stars. I feel like I'd be so good

at that job. -Really?

-Yes, or a hair dresser. -I have to be honest.

The amount of times you've forgotten what I asked you,

I'm not sure -- -It would blow --

[ Laughter ]

But I wouldn't forget to feed you.

-Okay, that's good. -You know?

-All right. -Or change your diaper.

I don't have a sense of smell, though.

So maybe I would forget. -All right.

-But I would do checks. -Well, look just --

-Kids love it. -What?

-Excuse me. -Well, I'm sorry.

-Wow.

[ Laughter ]

Kids love adults with A.D.D. -Yeah, I bet they do.

-'Cause they're like, "Somebody on my level!"

They love it.

Ask anybody, I'm really good with kids.

Wouldn't you let me watch your kids?

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.

-There you go. The audience has spoken.

I would -- this was lovely. You have to come back again.

-I would love to! -I love talking to you.

Have a safe helicopter flight. -I know, can you believe it?

-I'm very excited for you. So bougie.

Give it up for Beth Ditto, everybody!

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