This is you commentator and subtitles provider Richie Tozier speaking
First off: Your mom
Second off: stay hydrated
Feel free to skip forward
Our penny is currently seated in the audience btw
Shoutout to Sam aka the one in the green shirt
Question: Richie, how did you get so fabulous (can't really hear the exact question but something like that)
Why are you laughing?
Get away from the greywater
They didn't
Sorry, WHAT?
Question: Do you want a balloon?
We have a no balloon policy here
You know balloons can contain really gross bacteria
OH COME ON
YOU BLOW IT (ur mom) and it's really GROSS
Question: Do you want to float?
WE DON'T FLOAT HERE
WE DON'T FLOAT
We swim yeah
Shut up.
Question: Why are you in front of the table?
BECAAUSE
You want to see our legs ;)
Very sexy socks
YEAH great socks
Everyone look at Richie's shoes
They're amazing
HAH GAAAAAAY
You got a problem?
We have a problem with you
I know
It's very clear to me that you have
Question: Richie, are you team Edward or Jacob?
UHM I don't really like werewolves so EDWARDD
GO EDWARD
Wow great movie
It's not even invented so I don't know why I watched it
Question: Beverly, who's you favorite in the Losers' Club?
Well we're not included so
You're losers though
Ch-choose
Myself.
Sorry.
It's just me myself and I
Is this is a musical to you?
Yeah
Okay
Question: Eddie, what's the worst mistake you've made while taking your medicin?
No but sometimes I take the wrong glass and that's just really gross
and then I need to take even more medicin because I'm gonna die
because the glass is so gross and it's just awful
Breathe.
Question: Where's the other guy you know the black guy who appeared in the movie?
UHM we don't talk about him anymore
Accidents happen
We don't talk about Georgie either
*DEMON SCREAM*
Oh God
I said the name didn't I
BEEPBEEP
You said Georgie
Question: If you don't talk about him then what's that (our Georgie shrine)
We built it ourselves :D
Question: How did it feel to kill your father?
We don't talk about that buut if you wanna know...
That's his knife
It's my father's knife. I can do whatever I want with it now.
That's pretty nice
Yeah (holding in my laughter) great knife.
Don't you want to sit a little bit closer?
WHAT THE FUCK IS-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
I'm gonna stand over here...
Question: I was just about to ask what's the gayest thing you two have ever done together
Richie.
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK
Why did I invite you two
H-how c-could you d-do this to u-us
I don't know
Okay next question please
Question: What kind of insecurities are you hiding behind your cockiness Richie?
Beep beep Richie
Beep beep
... questions
Please
I need help
Like now
If anyone raises their hand they get to...
touch this boat
Question: What happened to Ben?
Heh I happened
What's his problem?
NEXT QUESTION
Question: You in the mullet, ever thought about changing it?
OH COME ON
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH THIS
We'll fix it
The hairstylist:
... Patrick
Yeah he cuts my hair every other weekend
You see this is perfect
Everyone agree if you're silent
TOO LATE
Question: To all of you what are you afraid of
DYING
and like ending up in the hospital or like
yeah dying
That's what ending up in the hospital means
I don't wanna die
Stan do you have any fears?
Like *paints* something like this;)
Oh my God what is going on
STAN. RUN.
RUN BEFORE THEY GET YOU
oKAY my biggest fear is fucking clowns
They're scary ass shit have you seen them
I heard they're going around this building
Do you guys have any fears?
S-sewers
I-I don't w-wanna t-talk about i-it
He doesn't wanna talk about it
I think mine is becoming a woman. Growing up.
That's some deep ass shit
YEA. DEEP.
Do you guys have any fears?
STAN.
What the f-
You're afraid of me :0 (stan wtf)
What do you think?
Isn't it beautiful B)
Can someone dare Stan to come over here?
Shit
Go ahead and touch it I guess
You should be able to, we practiced
So impressive
truly THE MAN
Question: If you could describe yourself as a song what song would you be?
Womanizer.
Do you guys have any songs you want to describe yourselves as?
There's one that I really like
Okay everyone we practiced
One two three
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN HAIRSPRAY
hairspray wooh :/
IS MEEE
Question: is no one going to call out this guy (our penny)
What? What? Who?
I'm so sorry me and my partner just
I understand
Question: Beverly, what's the grossest thing a boy has ever tried to do to you and how did you react
*DEMON SCREAM*
Tell you one word:
Sewers.
Don't go into the sewers
NO NO
Question: Speaking of the sewers, Patrick, how did you get out of there
Well, that's the thing we don't talk about here
We don't talk about a lot of things/We'll take it afterwards
You and me ;)
What the fuck?
You're gonna make the whole audience just run away or something
Question: I dare you guys to yell bubbles like you're angry without laughing or smiling
Did someone film this?
It's like the losers doing losers (wtf)
I got it!
Oh yeah!
Good job?
Question: I want Richie to put on highheels
Highheels?
Yeah
Does anyone have- what
*actually really confused*
What the fuck is this
WHAT THE FUCK
Continue while I put these on I guess?
This is fucking weird
You look like a loser
Question: Strike a pose in the heels
okay what kind of pose
EVERYONE FILM
STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT
These shoes are too big for me (that'swhaturmomsaid)
Don't fall
I can't even walk in these what the fuck
Okay go ahead and ask new questions that doesn't involve heels
Or they can absolutely involve heels they're right there
Question: If you see a spooky house how would you react? Please don't go into it
NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO INTO IT
Yeah why the fuck would you go into a creepy fucking house what the fuck
YEAH WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
Th-that's j-just s-stupid
Ask Billy what the fuck he got us into the house
What the fuck
A-a-uh-
Question: Eddie I dare you to let that guy breathe in your face with his sewer's breath
OMG GIVE ME MY ASTHMA SPRAY
GET YOUR ASTHMA SPRAY
DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE
YEAH
OMG THE FLOOR IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
WHAT THE FUUCK
DO YOU GUYS WANT US TO DIE
Yeah
What happened to my chair?
WHAT THE FUCK
Question: Billy, do a motivational speech
C-C-COME ON B-BILLY
I-I-I W-WILL S-S-STOP
Y-YOU N-NEED T-TO S-STAND UP
F-FIGHT FIGHT F-FOR YOURSELF
AND-AND-AND
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm fighting for myself
*CHAOS*
You're doing amazing sweetie
L-let's s-sit d-down
Yeah
I-it w-worked t-t-too g-good
We didn't die
Question: I'm not critizising Billy but why are you wearing booty short
That guy
Question: Can everyone describe yourselves with a vine
I heard Stan is pretty good at vines
Am I great at vines 0:
YOU'RE GOOD AT VINES
A potato flew around
An avocado
I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
I-I'm a g-giraffe
Do you guys know vines?
What the fuck is a vine that's for losers
Apparently it is
Question: Best pick up lines
I HAVE A LONG WANG
I don't yet have diabetes but I will get it from you because you're so sweet
C-can I p-pick you u-up a-at 8?
What time?
E-E-EIGHT
What?
SHUT UP
Are you a bird cause you're pretty fly
UH when I see you-
uh no wait
You DON'T make me SICK
You. Me. Outside.
You're not as much of a loser as
those guys so I guess I'll
COOL CLUB
LOSER CLUB/COOL CLUB
Question: to the guys I can't remember the name of
Don't you have any other interests than picking on these 11 year olds
WE'RE NOT 11 WE'RE 12
Can people stop sending me pictures please 0:
WHAT
It's of a lady :/
Stop sending pictures to Stan
AND SHE'S NOT HOT
SHE'S NOT HOT :(
Question: Beverly, why did you cut your hair
Ehm, it's hard to explain
When my dad touched it I just felt like I didn't want it anymore
It didn't mean anything to me
It wasn't important to me anymore
You're really pretty with short hair
I was just about to say you look gorgeous with that hair
Question: I dare all of you to dab
DAB
EY let's dab on three
THREeEeeE
ONE TWO THREE
Question: Competition, whoever does the gayest thing wins
Let's do Richie
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
NONONONOONONNOONON
I AM SCARED AND SCARRED FOR LIFE
WHAT THE FUCK
I think you win 0:
I think I won?
H-have y-you s-started at a CH-CHAIRity
No? I haven't started at a chairity
Question: The bullies, wed bed behead the losers' club
Fuck marry kill
Why am I in this panel?
go ahead and answer quickly
Marry
Don't touch her hair asshole
KIIIIIIILL
DID YOU KILL ME?
No, you're not in the losers' club
Oh, of course
Dumbass
You're not allowed into the Losers' club
You're too uncool
For the LOSERS' club?
Imagine what a loser you must be then
GOOD BURN
I kinda already did Richie so
NO
Marry of course because YEBOIIII
He's (he?) not in the Losers' club
I'd kill the stuttering guy because he's SO DAMN ANNOYING
I-I'm n-not
I-I-I'M N-NOT
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Question: Why are you two so rude to the losers
Someone has to like teach them about life
and not be losers
Then you're doing an awful job
Question: Are you saying you care about the losers
Do you care about us?
YEH I CARE ABOUT THE LOSERS
That's why I cut them in the stomach yeah of course I care about them
That's a really weird way of caring for someone
Yeah I teach them about life
Like my father did to me
Oh my god this is getting dark
Question: Is that why you killed your father Henry
WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOOKED UP ON THAT JUST LET IT GO
IT WAS JUST ONE TIME
YOU CAN'T KILL SOMEONE TWICE
Penny scaring in three two one
PENNY MAKES AN ENTRANCE
I'M GONNA DIE
Beverly don't stand so close to that thing
Let's follow the advice and do the T pose
Let's do T poses and assert our dominance
There's nothing to be afraid of
Let's build a wall
Okay I guess we have a new member in the panel
Question: This is a question for pennywise who finally joined, how did you get those great makeup skills
It's actually fresh blood
Question: Dare Richie to touch Pennywise
You can get my asthma spray afterwards
IT'S A FUCKING CLOWN
If I touched the painting you can touch the clown
Go Richie 0:
OMFG
Question: I wanna see Pennywise dance
We all have to dance I think
ONE
TWO
THREE
How can you be so scary but such a good dancer
WHAT THE FUCK RICHIE
WHAT THE FUFJSLJ
Question: I dare all of you to hug pennywise (I think?)
Okay everyone hug pennywise
That's just a thing for losers right
No, you all
Yeah YOU ALL
JUST TOUCH IT AND RUN
Question: I dare you dude bros over there to hug pennywise for five seconds
Okay let's show the losers how it's done
WE'RE NOT SCARED
NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO AWAY
Question: I dare you all to group hug pennywise
HUGS ARE BAD
Hugs after the panel guys
You're dying over there
Question: I dare you all to ASSSFGSGFD pennywise AFDSGDF
What did you say?
T pose against Pennywise
Question: What's going through your mind when you're inside a creepy house with pennywise
THAT I WAS GONNA DIE/WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Yeah
Question: Pennywise, give your balloon to your favorite panel member
Oh God Billy are you okay
N-no I'm n-n-not
SIT DOWN
Question: Pennywise can we be friends
YOU'RE GONNA DIE NEXT YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT
I WANNA DIE
Question: Pennywise tell us your best joke
What is joke?
Oh my God he doesn't know what a joke is
Isn't he supposed to be a clown
Richie I know a joke
You.
YOU WANNA GO
Pennywise I almost want to give you a highfive
I almost forgot he's a fucking clown
Qestion: Can we see Pennywise dab
Pennydab?
Great dabber and killer
Question: Pennywise why are you so cute
Why do you guys have a clown kink it's weird
Do you know he lives in the fucking sewers do you know how gross it is down there with all the poop
Question: I dare you to not move from your chair for three questions and I dare Pennywise to take my spot
BYE BYE RICHIE
BEEP BEEP RICHIE
OH WHAT THE FUCK
Does anyone have any nice questions?
Question: What's your favorite quality about Pennywise
He dabs great I DON'T KNOW
I LIKE HIS BALLS ON THE SHOES
YOU LIKE HIS BALLS?
I DON'T LIKE HIS FUCKING BALLS
GREAT FASHION 10/10
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK
SHUT UP BILLY IS TRYING TO SPEAK
OH MY GOD THERE'S A HAND THERE
Well he made like the whole losers' club
to like panic and SCHREE
and he bullies Richie that's great
Question: This only works if you sit in a line so could you please do this
Question: I'll give you a dollar
Question: Everyone needs to compliment the person to their right
You have great hair
That sounds like a lie but okay
You're great in heels
I'm not great in heels
No you're awesome
uh UH YEAH
No
You have nice socks they're really long and fits your leg I guess
GAYYY
You have fabulous curls
You have your way with words
Y-you s-s-sure?
Yep!
Y-you l-look r-r-really g-good with s-short h-hair
There's one more
He has ncie balloons
Wanna float?
NO
LOOK AT THIS MEME
IT'S A MEME COMPARING JIMMY NEUTRON TO PENNYWISE
Question: Richie I dare you to sit on pennywise
Question: Why are people afraid of clowns?
THEY'RE FUCKING SCARY
TH-THEY E-EAT P-PEOPLE
I can actually not hear the question lmao
Question: What does the sewer/pennywise smell like? I can't really hear
Greywater
Shit
T-trash
BURN
Question: This is a question for beverly and blondie
COME ON
Question: What are the consequences of murdering your parents
The consequences of murdering your parents is that you don't have any parents
Which in my case is good
If the police doesn't get you there is none
Question: One of the losers' club members has to kiss a red balloon
I AIN'T KISSING BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS THERE ARE I SAID IT EARLIER
Oh come on
Y-you h-have a r-red s-shirt
WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT
M-mine
What the fuck?
Oh sorry I can't reach it I'm too short
OH YOU NEED HELP
YOU NEED HELP??
DON'T TOUCH ME NOW YOU'RE GROSS
Question: I dare Pennywise to make a T pose back
Take back your dominance
I'm strangely scared... and impressed
THE FUCK RICHIE
Question: Will there be another rock war?
We can fix that if you want
Yeah because it went really well the last time
Your knife is terrible
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY KNIFE
It's terrible
I-it's n-not very k-knife t-to meet y-you
OH WHAT THE FUCK
Question: Pennywise what's your favorite method of murder
Sometimes I eat their eyes first
Then I (can't hear) their arms for instance
Especially the little boy named Georgie
MMMMH
Isn't that right B-B-Billy?
N-N-N-NO
Oh we match
Then you're both losers
Question: Why did you choose to 'haunt' Derry
See how hilarious these guys are
Question: Pennywise can I float too
Can I eat you now?
I was about to say DO YOU WANNA DIE
But we clearly have like a YES
Question: I dare you guys to scare pennywise
Scare literally the scariest thing in the fucking world
Does anyone have a mirror?
Show him your face
You're doing great sweetie/I tried
Question: Pennywise why did it go so bad this year what happened
THE LOSERS' CLUB BITCH
He was trying to reach so low he couldn't reach it
richieit
Question: Pennywise, what's your biggest fear?
What did you say?
Nothing
KILL BILL?
The movie
DON'T
Question: What's your favorite day of the week?
Favorite day we had so far
I liked when we were biking and meeting Bev and everyone
That was a nice day except for when Ben almost got killed by those
We got Ice cream!
WE GOT ICE CREAM/YAAAS
Did someone have a good day
I killed my father one day
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU EITHER
THEY LOVE ME
Question: Pennywise, since balloons are kind of your thing, if you had to choose another thing what would it be
What would your catchphrase be "You'll swim too"
Question: Pennywise, why eat kids when there's chicken nuggets?
I can eat kids that are chicken nuggets
Question: Pennywise, how do you get your balloons?
Imagine walking into a store and you see fucking pennywise buying balloons
Question: Do you prefer to eat kids with good or bad eye sight (ish)
Right Richie, yeah
NO I HAVE GLASSES
You're a treat
You're a snack
I don't want to be a snack
I DON'T WANT TO BE A SNACK
Question: Pennywise has recieved a lot of questions so I just wanted to say the rest of you are beautiful too
Do you think my hair is beautiful?
I LOVE YOUR MULLET
WHO SAID THAAT
ME
THANK YOU
YOU'RE WELCOME
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE (BITCH)
You wanna float :)
NOOOOO
You wanna float :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay I think he died
*rising from the dead*
Question: If you guys will live what would you like to be when you grow up
Dead
A comedian I'm really funny
Excellent choice
Some kind of designer thing
I'm already grown up I'm perfect
I-I w-wanna h-help people with s-speech problems
What a joke
Question: Losers' club teach pennywise a new dance
Go Eddie you can spin and stuff
WHAT THE FUCK
SPIN
SPIN
YOU PUT YOUR ARMS LIKE THIS
THAT'S TOO SCARY 0:
*demon scream*
Question: I have a question to the person with the sexiest hair
yea
Question: I want the person with the sexiest hair to put on Georgie's raincoat
OH MY GOD
I DARE YOU TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
Question: Pennywise do the macarena
how's it going
If Richie wanna be my (dance) partner yes
DON'T LEAVE ME
Thank you
YOU'RE WELCOME
Question: I dare everyone to act cute
I want to see this
Question: Richie give everyone you don't like the best burn
I mean you kinda burned yourself
But he didn't
Dying
YOU'RE a PSYCHOPATH
Thank you I know tell me something new
He likes us 0:
No fuck that
Question: Which weapon would you choose to take down pennywise
HAVE YOU STOLEN MY LIGHTER
I don't have your fucking lighter
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU POINTING AT ME FOR
OKAY FUCK YOUR LIGHTER
WE WANT TO FIGHT PENNYWISE WITH THE POWER OF
FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE
AND SOME GUNS
Question: Because we all float down here does that mean penny's favorite dance move is the eel
Does anyone know how to do that?
I like macarena better
Question: For the losers' club if you were all people eating clowns who would you eat
YOU WANNA BITE/YOU WANNA EAT ME (winkwonk)
Come on it's not that HARD (winkwonk)
I just eat them by opening my mouth VERY BIG (winkwonk)
Question: Pennywise who do you think taste the best (winkwonk)
Snack or pass 0:
I AM SICK THEREFOR YOU CANNOT EAT ME
Question: Pennywise you're such a great inspiration
MOVE AWAY FROM THAT PERSON
Make sure you only eat them when they are afraid
I am kind of afraid right now please don't eat me
Question: Pennywise you have a pretty big mouth does that mean you don't have a gag reflex
OH MY GOD WHAT THE F
Leave
The door is over there 0:
Question: Pennywise, how do you like to prepare the kids (to eat them)
How did you do with that little kid?
Fuck you
Do you wanna hear, Bill?
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
*AUDIENCE K.O*
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