Hello
Welcome to my haunted university
video editing suite
There's bad lighting because spooky
The shine coming off my forehead? Halloween
Let me tell you a story...
But first!!!
Ready? OKAY
Her name...was Margaret
She was just an average ordinary woman. Probably someone you know, like your neighbor or your kid's teacher
She had a pretty normal job and largely unexciting life
At least...that's how it was during the day
At night, Margaret becomes someone else entirely
She goes to her computer and frequents her favorite website
One you might've heard whispers of...
Tumblr
Margaret was on tumblr pretty often. VERY often
None of the people who knew her in her regular life knew about it
But she was on it a lot. Every single night
Sometimes even during the day when she could spare a moment
But tumblr wasn't the only place she spent her time
Margaret fancied herself a bit of a writer
She liked to write a lot of....let's call them 'stories'
Based on her favorite shows and movies
She liked to put them in an archive
An archive...of her own?
But that's not weird, right?
It's not like a 45 year old woman having fun on the Internet is a bad thing
It's actually kind of nice that the older generation be more aware of the world the way the internet helps us to be
Maybe Margaret reads the news or maybe watches some informative videos
Maybe she uses her tumblr blog to write about important social issues or when she writes her stories
She does it whenever a show that she likes makes a moral misstep
And so she uses her powers as a writer to retcon it so that it never happened
She tries to make the world a little kinder with her internet powers
'WROW, Margaret's really cool!' you must be thinking
Well too bad. 'Cause Margaret isn't cool.
She doesn't use the boundless information the Internet provides us to do anything good or productive
She uses it to fight teenagers
YEAH. Yeah, you heard me
Margaret -- a grown-ass woman with a goddamn mortgage -- yells at teenagers online
Usually these kids in question are just people who have had the misfortune of
Finding her fiction and then telling her that they find it super weird that she likes to write pages and pages of porn
Starring people their age
Because Margaret writes literal child pornography and these kids are like:
"YOOOOOOO what the FUCK???"
But Margaret...
She doesn't take that well
She calls them 'brats' who need to get over themselves
And understand that her porn isn't about them
That when she writes teenagers FUCKING in EXCRUCIATING DETAIL
She's not writing about ACTUAL TEENAGERS
Nooooooo
What???
No, that would be WEIRD
They're FICTIONAL teenagers
That's totally different. It is!
I mean, it has to be Margaret's practically frothing at the mouth about it
She is FORTY-FIVE-----
When Margaret's all done telling kids to stop bullying her
She likes to unwind by watching her favorite cartoons
Things like Voltron, or...
Just Voltron
Yeah, Margaret likes a show that's mainly for kids. That's not that weird. I mean adults make the show, right?
So, you know adults should be allowed to watch it
At least that's what Margaret says before she digs into her daily bowl of dog food
Which is also made by adults, so get off her back about it
When the episode is over, she goes back to tumblr and discusses it
She especially gushes about two characters who are brothers
But you know not in blood SO IT DOESN'T COUNT [the Voltron fandom hates foster kids]
And how they're totally in love and have frequent athletic sex.
That's right, folks
Margaret's into incest
She loves the idea of family members fuckin each other's brains out and it's even better -- so much better --
When one or more of the characters are underage
WOOOO that gets Margaret's engin revvin' up REAL NICE
[brief interlude while OP tries to hold on to her lunch]
Now you must be thinking....
Maybe Margaret's troubled
Maybe she had some kind of incident or trauma in her life that made her like this
MAYBE.
She certainly likes to bring up that possibility with zero provocation
She loves to throw her
hypothetical traumas around all willy-nilly
and we just assume that it's true cuz we give her the benefit of the doubt and we're nice people even though she continues to
Use it as a weapon to fight away the people who tell her that constantly engaging with the thing that relates to your trauma is
Horrifically unhealthy and to silence people who don't have experience with that specific trauma
But who have the decency to think that perhaps incestuous statutory rape is bad
I mean, it's it's it's bad
Oh, look at that! Margaret just donated $50K to that archive of hers!
She probably needed that to pay for food, but you know what?
She'd rather give money to a site that both protects and enables horrific stories about child abuse and gang rape
And if you think those stories are written mindfully and not to sexualize monstrous things
then you would be wrong and you should run
OH THAT MARGARET
Y'know what else Margaret loves? She loves making up stories about yelling at teenagers in real life.
'Cause doing it online wasn't enough!! OH MAN
She screams that fiction doesn't affect reality
But also insists that fiction helps her with her real life trauma,
and also that sometimes she gets horny when she sees kids in school uniforms
WHOA
Cause for concern? Tumblr doesn't think so
They'll delete people's accounts every once in a while sure, but if someone's an actual pedophile or a nazi, it's FINE
OH NO IT'S COOL THEY'RE NOT HURTIN ANYBODY
So it must be fine!!!! IT'S FINE!!!!!!
And if you think it's not you're just a stupid ANTI
who can't let people have any fun so stop calling the police
Here's the REAL scary part
This is all based on true events
Margaret is real and there are THOUSANDS of her
They're on tumblr, on Twitter, growing in the dark damp corners of the Internet like a FUNGUS
If you know any adult woman who still enjoys Voltron completely unironically and even ships teenagers
That's probably a Margaret
If she writes incestuous Supernatural fanfiction, that's DEFINITELY a Margaret.
If she complains about kids telling her she's too old to watch Steven Universe, even though you've seen literally no evidence of that
That's a Margaret
If she calls herself a 'fandom mom'...
That's a SUPER Margaret
And it's already too late
Happy Halloween that was terrifying. So sorry.
Please ignore this, I am not using it, it came with the room
I don't know how to get rid of it. It's like attached.
What am I, Radio Free Roscoe??? Get outta here
Okay
Let's just keep that there
Serious time, though, serious time
if there is an adult woman who engages in sexual
Content that includes teenagers and you are a teenager and she in any way wants you to be involved in it at all
get away from her get away from any men or non-binary people just people
Who are way too old to be part of this and want you to be part of it
Seriously, if you're a minor run
They're not safe and they don't care about you
when I was a minor back in tumblr
I had a few adult friends like in their 20s who shared
smut with me and I was like cool with it because I was stupid and 16
I, thankfully, was never pushed into anything
I mean they shared a lot of dirty stuff with me, but they didn't involve me in it (which isn't good and I don't speak to these people anymore)
Not everyone is that lucky. Get away from them. Seriously. They're not cool. You're not cool for being around them
They could be grooming you and they could hurt you
Just stay away from any adults on the Internet in general, please trust me
Any NORMAL adult will be glad you did and be fine with it
Any adult who gets mad at you for thinking about your own safety was not worth talking to
My forehead glare and I wish you well
Happy Halloween, be safe out there!!!
Where's the button??? I can't find the button ;A;
[i found it]
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