-Let's get to the news.
Despite the man allegedly responsible for the bombs
mailed to Democrats last week being a vocal Trump supporter,
President Trump claimed this weekend that his rhetoric
is not to blame for the attempted attacks,
which is kind of like saying the first domino
isn't responsible for the last domino falling over.
No, not directly, but you could have guessed it would happen.
[ Laughter ]
According to a new Gallop poll, 57% of Americans say
there is a need for a third major political party,
though I think a lot of people would be happy
if there was a second one.
[ Laughter and applause ]
German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today
she will not seek re-election,
ending her 13-year tenure as a leader in European politics.
Merkel was so emotional she held back a tear for 51 years.
[ Laughter and applause ]
According to new research,
the most commonly fantasized about politician
among both Republicans and Democrats is Sarah Palin.
"Who was number two?"
asked a shockingly confident Mitch McConnell.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"I know I'm on that list."
According to Axios, President Trump is adding an 11th rally
ahead of the upcoming midterms
that will take place in Missouri.
When asked if she was going with him,
Melania said, "I am already in misery."
[ Laughter and applause ]
It was announced today
that this year's Rockefeller Christmas tree will be
a 72-foot tall Norway spruce, which is about 75 years old.
Can we see a picture of a Norway spruce, please?
Cool. Now you don't have to come here to look at it!
[ Laughter ]
Stay away from our building! This is an office building!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Very nice tree, though.
Police in Canada are conducting an investigation
after a man reported that someone
trespassed onto his property and cut his horse's hair.
Even weirder, they gave it the Rachel.
[ Laughter and applause ]
McDonald's has announced
that it is bringing back the McRib for a limited time,
nearly a year after it was last on the menu.
McDonald's made the announcement
after moving some old boxes in the freezer.
[ Laughter ]
"These are still here?
The McRib's back!"
[ Laughter ]
Employees at a New Jersey Goodwill store
recently found that someone had donated
a rare newspaper from 1774, and not much has changed.
[ Laughter ]
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The Tiny Voice in the Back of Donald Trump's Head: You've Turned This into a Freak Show - Duration: 1:14.
-Thanks to newly developed technology,
we here at "Late Night" now have the ability
to record the tiny voice that is inside Donald Trump's head,
and you might be surprised to know that,
like everyone's inner voice,
Donald Trump's is filled with paralyzing fear and self-doubt.
So here it is once again --
the tiny voice in the back of Donald Trump's head.
♪♪
-A big part of this field that I'm a huge fan of...
-Hey, Donald, it's the tiny voice in the back of your head,
and, yep, this is where we're at.
This is the kind of guy
who comes to speak at your White House.
You've turned this place into a real freak show, Donald.
Who's coming to the mic next?
Violent J from Insane Clown Posse?
You thought all the biggest celebrities
would want to come to you.
Obama had Areeba Franklin,
Clinton had Fleetwood Macklemore,
and you've got this guy
who I believe is wearing actual rose-colored glasses.
Also, hard to believe that, of the two of you,
you're the one who slept with Stormy Daniels.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
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5 choses à savoir sur les comètes | Vraiment Top | tfo | Apprendre | Documentaire - Duration: 2:20.
- (narrators): Really great!
- (narrator): The comets
are small celestial bodies
older than the planets,
older than the sun and
much older than you.
- (astronaut): Hey! I am not
not so old!
- (narrator): Heading on the
top 5 on comets. No5.
The comets orbit around
of the sun. Their orbit is
however very form
lengthened, so that
comets pass close enough
of the sun ...
- Bye!
- (narrator): ... for next
disappear to the confines of our
solar system. We lose them
then from sight during
dozens, if not thousands
years, and then ... one day ...
- Hey! You took some time
to come back!
- (narrator): No4. Comets
have a beautiful trail
behind them. When they get
find at the ends of our
solar system, a comet
looks like a big ball of
ice and dust.
- Not very impressive.
- (narrator): But when
approaches the sun, its surface
warms up and the ice gets
turns into gas! That is what
creates his great trail
light.
- Magnificent!
- (narrator): She can
easily reach
tens of millions of
kilometer. No3. Some
comets are as old as
our solar system.
- You mean as old as
4.6 billion years?
- (narrator): Yes. They
would come from the cloud of Oort,
a huge reservoir of
comets that is very far away
of the sun and that surrounds
this one. This zone would start
at about 1000 times the distance
Earth-Sun, would finish at
2 light years. No2. The
comets could explain the
life on Earth. When
creation of our planet,
billion comets would
collided with it.
As they are usually
made of ice, it is believed
that their residues could have given
birth to the first oceans. Of
more, we find on some
comets organic matter.
Comets are so maybe
at the origin of life on
our planet.
- Would that make us
aliens?
- (narrator): Number one. They
are very often responsible
shooting stars.
- Oh! We make a wish!
- (narrator): The dust
lost by a comet get
spread along the orbit
of it, forming a vast
cloud. When the land goes through
this cloud, this dust is
consume in our atmosphere
by emitting a brief light.
We then see a rain
shooting stars.
- (astronaut): Oh! Make a
wish! Make a wish! Spread
a wish! Make a wish! Make a
wish! Make a wish! Spread
a wish! Make a wish!
- (narrator): Shut up,
please.
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