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Dancing Line - The Nature by Fourtwo42 [FANMADE]

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El Fin de la Vida como la Conocemos: las 3 Formas de Vida del Futuro - Duration: 11:26.

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punto ondine ai ferri double face Lezione di maglia per principianti n° 3 - Duration: 6:02.

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ភ្លេងបុកកប់ៗ, The Best Music Effect, New Break Mix Club 2019, By Mrr Thea [TCD] - Duration: 3:52.

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[神州穿梭. 深圳]#190 銅鑼灣時代廣場附近汗蒸館 | 98元 汗蒸40分鐘 | 雍盛 納米汗蒸養生館 | 增加血液循環 | 地點好方便 - Duration: 5:24.

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Elif Dizisi 869 Bölüm Fragman Analiz Özeti - Duration: 1:30.

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大阪/ 好味到升仙的烘焙抹茶雪糕!卡樂B即炸薯條? - 吃盡心齋橋美食EP7【4K/字幕】 - Duration: 11:02.

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アイドリッシュセブン Vibrato - OFFICIAL TRAILER V - Duration: 1:45.

Hey.

Oh, this is...

The spin-off idol anime series IDOLiSH7 Vibrato 4th Story

You guys will be performing in the first Natsunoshima Music Festival!

They're having a music festival?

IDOLiSH7 and TRIGGER will perform in the Natsunoshima Music Festival Yes! An open air festival featuring all kinds of different artists.

I will not allow you to sing it.

It's the perfect song for Summer. If we don't sing it, fans will be suspicious.

Why do you not sing the song you took from us?

I will never let you sing that song again.

Tomorrow, we'll pass the baton to you.

The hearts of two groups come together once again with the coming of summer Bring back that song, TRIGGER.

That song connected us to TRIGGER.

They are the TRIGGER that all of Japan fell in love with.

I wanted to give it back. I wanted to let them sing it again.

Don't let that song, and Trigger's heart, die.

Cause a miracle which will end their sadness.

An unforgettable summer begins

We love that song. Like an important album. Like a trophy.

Catch it on 2/27/2019 on YouTube!

Catch it on 2/27/2019 on YouTube! Like an old scar that remains.

For more infomation >> アイドリッシュセブン Vibrato - OFFICIAL TRAILER V - Duration: 1:45.

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Ya Burnt: Valentine's Cards, Man Caves - Duration: 4:24.

-So I was scrolling

through Reddit earlier today

and I saw this really interesting post

about migrating tree frogs and -- [sniffing]

I'm sorry. Uh, I could be wrong here,

but I think I smell some smoke,

and that can only mean one thing. It's time for

"Ya Burnt!"

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Suspenseful theme plays ]

♪♪

[ Chords striking ]

Welcome to the burn zone.

We got a lot of topics to sizzle through and not a lot of time.

Over here is the burner. Let's turn on the gas and load her up!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Daddy hungry.

[ Laughter ]

First up, the Knicks.

How is it possible that you play above Penn Station

and still stink worse than anything in the building?

[ Laughter ] -Oo-ooh!

-You just traded your best player

and went on an 18-game losing streak.

You have a worse record than that team

that plays the Harlem Globetrotters,

side burn: Washington Generals.

-Side burn.

-It's gettin' so bad that celebrities don't even wanna

come to your games any more.

Soon, the only people left sitting courtside

will be a Times Square Elmo and the Naked Cowboy.

[ Laughter ] The Knicks, hit the bench.

Ya burnt!

Tofu. Are you a vegetarian

who totally misses the taste of meat?

Well, tough [bleep] 'cause here's tofu.

Tofu's not the same thing as meat.

Eating tofu is like telling your kids, "Hey,

I know you had your heart set on Disney World,

but, instead, we're having tofu."

Tofu, you're so soft, it's impossible to know

if I've even chewed you.

Are you food, or just part of my mouth?

[ Laughter ] Hey, tofu, t-o-F-U, ya burnt!

Valentine's cards.

Nothing says "I love you"

like stopping at the Rite Aid on the way home from work.

[ Laughter ] Just so you know,

when she says you shouldn't have, she means it.

[ Laughter ] Mail hasn't been

this disappointing since Grandma decided

to stop slipping a $20 into my birthday card.

-That was my weed money.

[ Laughter ]

-Valentine's Day cards, roses are red, violets are fine.

Next year, just give me the $3.99."

Ya burnt!

[ Laughter and applause ] Man caves!

Finally, a safe space for the most oppressed members

of society: middle-aged men. [ Laughter ]

I don't think you need to worry about keeping women out.

I think the Pac-Man machine is doing the job just fine.

[ Laughter ] And stop saying "man cave"

like it's a cool thing.

You're not a superhero goin' to your hidden lair.

You're an overweight schlub goin' to a fart box.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Also, you can dress up your man cave

with as much sports memorabilia as you want.

We both know it's where you go to watch porn.

[ Laughter ] Man caves, get back in your hole.

Ya burnt.

Crudité, which we all know is the French curse word

for when the party doesn't have chips.

[ Laughter ] [French accent] No Ruffles.

Crudité.

By the way, stop trying to make yourself sound more exciting

by giving yourself a French name.

You are a veggie platter.

You don't hear me callin' my penis le petit serpent.

-aka the little snake.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And, crudité, nice try,

bringin' raw cauliflower to the party,

but it's been touched less than the guy

who got his wife a Rite Aid Valentine's card.

Double burn, Valentine's Day card.

-Double burn.

-Crudités, you dipsticks, ya burnt!

People who are obsessed with serial killers,

get a real hobby.

If you're obsessed with creepy guys

and their unsuspecting victims,

why not just watch "The Bachelor"?

[ Laughter ] -Oo-ooh!

-And, by the way, Judy from Accounting,

nobody wants to hear that you think Ted Bundy was hot.

-Judy thinks he has

kind eyes. [ Laughter ]

-People who are obsessed with serial killers,

take the lotion out of the basket

and put it on your skin because ya burnt.

[ Laughter ] Family-style dining,

could we not? I don't want a bunch

[laughing] of other people deciding what I have to eat.

This isn't a Japanese game show.

[ Laughter ] I've never ordered my own meal

and thought, "You know what this spaghetti is missing?

Residue from a fork that was just

inside of someone else's gross mouth."

[ Laughter ] -Can someone please pass

the flu?

[ Laughter ] -Also, why is there

so much food on the plate?

What family are you trying to serve, the Klumps?

[ Laughter ] -Eddie Murphy should've won

an Oscar. -Yeah!

Family-style dining, when you're here, ya burnt!

Up next, nonprofits! [ Buzzer ]

Oh! That buzzer means we've run out of time.

Looks like we'll have to burn you do-gooders later.

This has been "Ya Burnt!"

For more infomation >> Ya Burnt: Valentine's Cards, Man Caves - Duration: 4:24.

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WoT Blitz. Update 5.8 Review. New Chinese TDs - Duration: 3:44.

The long-awaited Update 5.8 for World of Tanks Blitz

is just around the corner.

It brings numerous changes.

Dynamic lighting was improved on the Faust map.

Before, it was lit by just the Moon.

We installed more powerful lamps in the spotlights,

and now the lighting looks more realistic in different parts of the map.

We also reworked the lighting in the rocket hangar.

Just look at the flashlight flare on the back of the vehicle.

The radio now transmits in FM.

And the rocket lifting off in the beginning now belongs to a different nation.

Let's talk vehicles.

A branch of Chinese tank destroyers was added to the game.

Five vehicles of Tiers VI to X.

The first new vehicle is the WZ-131G FT.

This agile tank destroyer can defeat any Tier VI enemy.

It can always be where it's needed most.

At Tier VII, there's the T-34-2G FT.

A mobile tank destroyer with good damage per shot and a quick reload time.

It has a similar play style to the E-25:

get into position first, take a shot, reload, shoot again.

Its small size and good concealment are perfect qualities for a predator.

The WZ-111-1G is at Tier VIII.

The good penetration rate and damage per shot

help you confidently and reliably destroy enemy vehicles.

It's better to keep your distance in battle though.

The WZ-111G FT carries on this trend at Tier IX.

This vehicle performs best when it's a considerable distance from the enemy.

The gun can penetrate any vehicle of Tiers IX and X.

A great option for those who want to cause consistent damage.

And at the top of the tree is the WZ-113G FT.

The Chinese Tier X vehicle has exactly what you want in a TD.

High damage per shot. Each shot is satisfying.

The solid cabin armor deflects enemy shells.

Just make sure you don't flash your lower armor glacis.

And its speed and maneuverability let you use a number of cunning tactics.

The update brings two new Legendary camouflages to the game.

Origin for the T-54 first prototype, the Soviet Tier VIII Premium vehicle.

And Wild for the Leopard 1, a German Tier X vehicle.

When a real predator goes hunting, everyone in the vicinity trembles.

Football enthusiasts will like the rare warpaints for any vehicle:

Old Signora,

Galácticos,

and Olé, Olé, Olé.

The already familiar Verdun Forest and Nine Lives

will be resupplied for free in Update 5.8.

And one more thing:

Certificates for Free XP can now be combined.

10 Common certificates can be combined into 1 Rare.

10 Rare ones into 1 Epic.

And 10 Epic ones into 1 Legendary.

The latter will give you 350,000 Free Experience per use.

You can find the full change log in the game client.

Subscribe to our channel and good luck on the battlefield!

Hey, there's something about Mad Games here.

Are we recording this as well?

For more infomation >> WoT Blitz. Update 5.8 Review. New Chinese TDs - Duration: 3:44.

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Bernie Sanders Is Running for President, Emoji License Plates - Monologue - Duration: 5:05.

-Let's get to the news.

Senator Bernie Sanders announced today

that he will run for president in 2020. If successful --

[ Cheers ] Yeah.

If successful, he would be the oldest person -- that's it.

[ Laughter ]

He would just be the oldest person.

Bernie Sanders would be the oldest nominee put forth

by a major political party.

Poor Bernie.

Can you imagine what the presidency would do to him?

[ Laughter ]

It aged Obama so much, and he was in his prime.

Bernie's gonna come out looking like Gollum.

[ Laughter and applause ]

That's right.

We all get rings!

[ Laughter ]

That's right. Bernie Sanders announced today

that he's running for president.

He was trying to just tell his family, but we all heard him.

Between us! [ Laughter ]

Top secret!

I'm running for president! That's why I'm whispering!

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez last week compared

President Trump's border wall to the Berlin Wall.

Hey, come on, it's nothing like that.

That wall got built.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] It's a real wall.

You can see it and touch it and stuff.

President Trump claimed in a tweet this morning

that the stock market would have crashed

if Hillary Clinton had won the 2016 presidential election.

Dude, you're still talking about Hillary?

Not even Bill talks about Hillary this much.

[ Laughter ]

It's been over a year since

Hillary said anything about Hillary.

[ Laughter ]

A semi truck overturned near Atlanta yesterday

and spilled 40,000 pounds of broccoli onto the highway.

Said one responding officer, "Floret!"

[ Audience groans ]

This brings us to a new segment called

"one of my writers explains a joke."

♪♪

So, Ian, you want to -- you want to explain that joke?

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

So, you know how the little tree part of the broccoli

is called the floret?

Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-Uh, and also, if you want to go somewhere fast in a car...

[ Laughter ]

...you might say "floor it"? -Yeah.

Now, obviously, when I read that joke, I knew that

because you, in the punchline, spelled floret F-L-O-R-E-T,

but since they sound the same,

did you really think the entire audience would jump to

the conclusion that you meant the broccoli floret?

[ Laughter ]

-Well, in my mind, the police officer

wanted to get to the emergency quickly.

[ Laughter ]

But he also saw broccoli.

[ Laughter ]

And so, as a request, and also as a warning...

[ Laughter ]

...he said, "floret."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-This has been "one of my writers explains a joke."

-You guys have really set me back by applauding for that.

[ Laughter ]

Mattel and National Geographic

have teamed up to create an astrophysicist Barbie.

"Must be nice," said animal husbandry Barbie.

[ Audience ohs ]

Ally wrote that one, and she's off the hook.

[ Laughter ]

Starburst candy has announced new flavors

that are half one flavor and half another.

The way it works is, you put two in your mouth.

[ Laughter ]

Starting next month, people in Australia will be able

to personalize their license plates using emojis,

which could complicate things for the police.

"We got a blue sedan with license plate laughing man,

crying man, dancing lady,

little guy with a dollar bill for a tongue,

cat with heart eyes, and eggplant. Copy?"

[ Laughter ]

In an effort to avoid discrimination

against same-sex parents,

a new law in France was recently passed that requires schools

to replace the titles "mom" and "dad" with

"parent one" and "parent two" on parental authorization forms.

Parent two is, of course, Dad.

[ Laughter and applause ]

According to new research,

the average female friendship has a life span of 16 years.

When asked what happens after 16 years,

women said, "She knows what she did."

[ Laughter ]

And finally, police in Oklahoma are searching for a man

who crashed his car into an adult novelty shop yesterday

and allegedly stole hundreds of dollars worth

of lingerie and sex toys.

Come on, man. You've been out for one day!

For more infomation >> Bernie Sanders Is Running for President, Emoji License Plates - Monologue - Duration: 5:05.

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PES 2019 MYCLUB | HAFTANIN OYUNCULARI TAHMİNİ - Duration: 13:09.

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Gov't finds nearly 200 cases of corrupt public hiring - Duration: 1:30.

last November at panda governmental body was launched to thoroughly inspect

public institutions and root out corrupt hiring practices after months of

investigation the committee announced its findings chess yung turns the

spotlight to the results at 1200 public institutions two investigators found a

total of 182 cases where employees had been hired or promoted unfairly that's

what the committee said Wednesday wrapping his three-month verb the

committee examined new hires from October 2017 to January 2019 and

promotions of part-timers to full-time were the past five years out of the

hundred and eighty two cases the committee turned over thirty-six to

prosecutors for further investigation for the rest the committee will request

disciplinary measures for those involving the hiring process including

termination of employment for those who benefited the number of employees facing

either investigation or punishment amount to roughly 300 a total of 13

employees are found happened fairly earned their employment and 55

applicants were adversely affected by that at a time that number could

increase as prosecutors speed up their investigation the committee is looking

into ways to give those applicants a chance to retake tests or receipt their

interviews the pan governmental body underlined that it'll deliver harsh

punishments to those involving the unfair hiring practices and remedies to

those affected by them chezhiyan arirang news

For more infomation >> Gov't finds nearly 200 cases of corrupt public hiring - Duration: 1:30.

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Kedi Dili Tatlısı Tarifi - Kremalı Kedi Dili Tatlısı Nasıl Yapılır? - Duration: 1:56.

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Latest Bajaj Bikes 2019 India | Upcoming Bajaj Bikes 2019 Model | Bajaj 2019 - Duration: 3:10.

Latest bajaj Bikes in india 2019

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Seoul to expand subway lines, extensions, reducing commute time by 15 percent - Duration: 1:30.

Seoul city has laid out a ten-year plan to improve subway access and connections.

The upgrades are expected to help reduce the average travel time by 15 minutes.

Oh Soo-young zooms in on this welcome devevelopment for commuters in the capital.

Seoul's subway lines will become faster and more accessible, cutting commute times by

seven minutes on average.

The Seoul Metropolitan Government, which currently operates 10 of Seoul's subway lines, announced

its ten year plan for the subway system on Wednesday

One of the top priorities,... is increasing subway access for unconnected areas on the

outskirts of the city.

The city plans to build and operate six new rail lines, including those already under

construction.

The longest of those will be the Gangbuk Hwaengdang Line,... which will run 25-point-seven kilometers,...

from Mokdong in the west to Cheongnyangni in the North.

Subway lines currently in operation will also see renovations,... with new stops and extensions

on lines five and nine.

For line four, which runs from the city's northeast to the southwest,... officials are

aiming to run express trains to tackle rush-hour crowding.

The city expects seventy-five percent of areas in Seoul to be within a ten minute walk of

a subway station ,... up from the current 63 percent.

Also,... with faster trains and extra connections,... city officials estimate that travel times

will fall 15 percent for the average passenger,... down from the current 49 minutes.

The city government aims to complete the plan by 2028.

Oh Soo-young, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> Seoul to expand subway lines, extensions, reducing commute time by 15 percent - Duration: 1:30.

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Keine Zeit #digitaler #Zeitstress #Sprichaus - Duration: 10:21.

For more infomation >> Keine Zeit #digitaler #Zeitstress #Sprichaus - Duration: 10:21.

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'어나더 레벨' 그리핀, 젠지 잡고 1라운드 전승 '쾌거'(종합) - Duration: 2:48.

그리핀이 1라운드 마지막 상대인 젠지를 꺾고 완전무결에 가까운 1라운드 전승을 해냈다.

20일 서울 롤파크에서 진행된 '2019 리그 오브 레전드 챔피언스 코리아(이하 롤챔스) 스프링'

5주 1일차 1경기에서 그리핀이 젠지를 2대0으로 완파하고 개막 9연승 및 1라운드 전승을 기록했다.

1세트에서 젠지는 비원딜 챔피언인 야스오를 '룰러' 박재혁에게 쥐여주고,

그리핀은 젠지의 모든 밴픽을 본 다음 미드 사일러스를 가져갔다.

그리핀은 초반 바텀 교전에서 연속으로 승리하면서 주도권을 쥐었고,

미드에선 사일러스의 Q스킬 덕에 아우렐리온 솔의 발을 묶을 수 있었다.

젠지는 한타 단계에서 알리스타와 리 신의 에어본에 궁극기로 곧바로 응답하면서 계속해서 그리핀에 부딪혔지만,

이미 아이템을 갖추면서 단단해진 그리핀을 뚫어내기엔 역부족이었다.

그리핀은 아우렐리온 솔 솔로킬과 더불어 30분경 미드 라인 한타에서 대승을 거두고 젠지를 잡아냈다.

2세트 7분경 그리핀은 '로치' 김강희의 제이스를 처치하고 젠지의 레드 버프를 빼앗아 스카너의 6레벨 타이밍을 앞당겼다.

12분경 제이스를 끊고 협곡의 전령을 소환해 포탑 선취점까지 가져가면서

12분 만에 골드 격차를 3천 이상 벌리는 모습.

16분경 드래곤 앞 한타는 젠지에게 결정적인 패착이 되었다.

'피넛' 한왕호의 신 짜오가 본대와 분리되면서 그리핀의 챔피언들에게 포위됐고,

우르곳의 공포가 대박을 터트리면서 그리핀이 젠지의 챔피언들을 하나씩 격파하고 5킬을 쓸어담았다.

그리핀은 24분경 우르곳의 트리플킬을 포함해 4킬을 추가하고 바론 버프를 획득해 쐐기를 박았다.

모든 라인에서 전방위 압박을 가한 그리핀은 27분만에 넥서스를 철거하고 위풍당당한 9연승 달성에 성공했다.

For more infomation >> '어나더 레벨' 그리핀, 젠지 잡고 1라운드 전승 '쾌거'(종합) - Duration: 2:48.

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Top 4 des lieux à visiter en Suisse - Duration: 2:27.

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S. Korean navy commander to attend Japan-hosted naval seminar: Report - Duration: 0:36.

Military cooperation between Seoul and Tokyo has ground almost to a halt since December...

after Japan claimed a South Korean warship used its targeting radar on its patrol aircraft,...

something Seoul says there is no evidence for.

But the two sides are expected to hold their first publicly acknowledged defense exchange

since that dispute two months ago.

According to Japan's Asahi Shimbun,... next week, a South Korean navy commander will attend

a naval seminar hosted by Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force in Tokyo.

The annual meeting of naval academy instructors focuses on deepening mutual understanding

among navies in the Asia-Pacific region.

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