I always wanted to see my name in lights
good morning people of the world the world childers ladies oh yeah that's you
guys dogs babies where are we today my black
shirt that's you someone just got me up I slept really good last night guys
almost after you went to bed you slept almost your whole shit I think I needed
it I didn't wake him up but he came barreling up here about 15 minutes
before I stopped him what and he scared me half to death and I said what and he
said did you yell at me I said no that's what I heard though I was asleep I
wonder I better call and check on my kids to
make sure they're all okay right yeah Jess Matt right now wasn't me
I'll get down here can you believe that where have you been where are we at I
made you get dog we are and exit something in Oklahoma weird a Valero
so you look on the sign RV parking slash disposal I know
are we on forty or forty four forty all right how are we supposed to be on
well-well get up we're gonna get on 44 when we get to Oklahoma City we didn't
with you Oklahoma City we're still on 40 she told me to go on 40 I forgot to tell
you to get on the Parkway I know I did tell you you said 40 44 I said yeah 40
44 oh well I thought it was 44 40 oh this is why she was taking me this is 30
this is 30 miles further OMG yeah 30 miles oh well now I gotta go 70 yes no
you don't I gotta make up 30 miles the miles that were on there's the same cuz
this is the way she was trying to take me anyway
yeah but they are only paying their pay in 30 miles less than we're used to then
you use more fuel we're gonna go we're gonna go we're going on hard I'm gonna
make a left and go through the woods all right this stupid thing when I was
trying to look at the routing it wouldn't give it back to me it would
just show me the next turn because she kept trying to take me the other way and
40 and 44 we're both in Oklahoma City yes oh well I love you good I don't know
30 miles are you mom I wanted to go through Missouri but oh
well well you might if you take the back road you might I hope I left I will that
means I got to pull out the map book you know how often I pull out a map book
anymore that's just sad to say not very often do we even have a new map
brand-new 18 years out though it is not even a laminated large print map and we
still using the same one you found on the fuel island yes someone left it for
me they got a new one they left one that's what I always do with them
not that I'm buying any map books but if I buy one I'm leaving the old one on the
on the fuel island let's see what edition we have here music in this video
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mirrors free righteous braids large-print for old men that's what
edition has well yeah Paul fella I bought that I bought that
he bought one for me remember I think he stole them Paul fell my my old hand that
I talked about he was a thief okay he was still good guy but he was 11 was
you even truck driving in 2011 probably ma there's there's roads missing I know
there is but it's okay there's a lot of a lot of Obama work went on after this
oh I don't know why I put it back over there for I got a look at it we're not
cooking nothing today would you know 800 miles to Chicago we're almost there I
did cook some coffee he's gonna get some Chester chicken gizzards I'm cheating
today imma cheating my thought y'all know that though it's just it's my
nature chicken chicken is a weakness of mine
it's like weird exit 212
okay because 15 miles ahead it's a golden pony I'm on the opposite
direction that kind of sounds nasty down it I'll be I'll be your golden pony I
can make anything sound nasty damn it damn it boy
alright you say we're at exit - what well I don't think that's possible
look at the green sign right there see the Green Mile
if I if i hook a left up here on 48th we can go up to Tulsa and then I'll feel
you here grace drinking yes they hear it she has to be on camera drinking every
time make that disappear all right so I'm going to 217 I'm hooking a left
problem solved there's even an interest there for the for the toll road so you
know I just want to go through Missouri Missouri where you from Missouri
I'm from the woods you tell on what they said on that stupid game thing you tell
them what they say I was watching that and I heard well I was listening when
they might had to divert my eyes to see who was speaking someone was talking
about them cow-tipping Midwesterners you too was going on this road less traveled
before we start this video let me just say rest in peace to all the YouTube
truckers
you
okay Oh somebody to get money you want to get money will you get money it's
your motherfucking shit that's what they said they called us counting
Midwesterners don't they know that we have our own stupid game out in the
woods we sit around on our porch and and and you hear that little freaky kid with
the with the goose eyes playing the banjo then I'm down down down down down
down right I'll insert that right here
and when people come to buy we don't sell crack out there right we can cook
up some methamphetamines and in what get ours right all right so the garage not
not honest but some people are cooking it what
they'll bring a pig over and the book can trade you this pick for somebody go
fast well sure you can and you know what if
they don't got enough pigs under their arm they better bring back some chicken
later because you know that's pretty cheap just saying their woods get their
country gangsters anything country and they're big and fat and and trot along
very slowly you gotta use your hosts shoulder okay you gotta you gotta put
your house shoulder in a cow and if you're not careful if it's a short cow
you could end up with your head up a cow's and that tail is late though if
they stand like smacking you the tail you can put high up so we face dangerous
every day nowhere near the cows anyway I gotta get up here and get my chicken and
maybe I'll talk to you again are you anything else she won't talk about no no
my Alex Express hello she passed Alex Express guys did you pass him at a high
rate speech yes I passed him at a high rate of speed and then he came up beside
me so I was cussing him Alex I have to say
normally when guys do that I tried to not look because they're wanting to show
me their man parts I just want to run into the side of him when they do it
maybe he waved and I was like no I know this person and then and then it dawned
on her name on the trailer no he was to me well I saw the name on the trailer
I was like oh okay and how did he pass you because the speed limit went down to
sixty because of a construction zone are you saying he was disregard limit okay
okay she didn't I said it sorry has accident that's funny though how y'all
like the girls new lip stuff I really like this color on her see he tells me
that because he wants me to wear this one all the time to give me lots of
compliments and give a lot to compliment so I'll wear this one all the time
okay lower that yeah tell y'all tell her that's the color for you girl it looks
like a good color it's got a little metallic shimmer to it not that I'm a
fashion guru but I know what does it for the boys right just saying you can't
tell you took me a chicken lickin now I'm gonna go get a gizzard
apparently I went the wrong way oh it's okay
you alright I found my exit we'll see you guys in a little bit
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