Hallo jomis, ich bin Emilio.
Und wilkomen zu eines neues episode von Segeln
In diese Episode wir lernen Deutsch zusamen.
Why do you have Google Translate open?
Hello I'm Emilio!
And I'm Obi.
I accidentally ate an iPod Nano...
That's why I can talk now.
Together we will react to the best videos on the Internet.
Join us, this is...
Navegando!
What's up homies welcome to a new episode of Navegando.
In this episode, we are going to learn German.
So we can celebrate I passed with a 7 (A "C" in the USA).
Let's see how long this dude will last without doing Nazi jokes.
I think the best way to understand a language is by understanding its culture.
Music is a reflection of the culture, so let's hear some tunes!
There's a german raper I like a lot called Cro.
The song is called "Todas" (All the girls).
I think you guys are going to like it, I haven't listened to it, but I like his music.
Let's hear it!
All the girls in the world! All the girls in the world!
All the girls in the world!
Suck it! Suck it you fucking hoe!
Suck it! Suck it! You fucking hoe!
I thought you had good taste.
Let's go see videos about German culture.
The village of Oberammergau, 24 km from Neutsbanstein.
To see a magical tradition.
Walking thru Oberammergau, I found some interesting things.
Different from other Bavarian villages...
Okay this is boring, let's go see something less than 10 minutes.
Look "Don't come to Germany if...".
If you are this.
Hello everybody, welcome once again to the channel.
In this video I have a lot of news, well "news".
One of them is that i have the results of my German exam.
The TESTAF I did in June.
Hold on.
Lemme just skip thru.
Number 1, don't come to Germany if you are a Neo Nazi.
Obi you can't go to Germany.
Look at this one "How Germans Flirt".
You are desperate.
Google recommends these videos.
Hello world walkers! I'm Maribel.
Your Mexican friend in Germany
This one isn't 10 minutes.
I want to pick up germans right now!
Let's look at this one, it's got a nice thumbnail.
Oh! It's a reaction, this is meta.
Let's go see the original, can we do that?
Let's see it.
So if you like a girl at the club.
If you want to get close.
You have to do the following.
In Germany everyone dances in a circle.
Probably the girl you like is dancing with her friends in a circle.
As a man you just walk behind her dancing.
When you are behind her, put your hands on her waist.
Not in a rude way.
You slowly put your hands.
And if the girl likes you...
She will just stay there dancing.
Okay.
Let's go read the comments!
Good tips...
GREETINGS BEUTIFULL.
I love you Lunita when I will see you all approach you from behind.
Who cares what german girls are like.
They wan't to take away our latinos.
Oof.
What do these comments land on the Oof Scale?
OOF!
That's pretty Oof.
These coments are filled with...
Horny...
Latinos, that only got into a new language to get laid.
That's not the goal of studying another language.
"I want to study there".
"I'm going to find a job".
No one belives that load of crap.
It's what Emilio does.
Obi is right.
I'm done watching videos of german culture.
We are going to watch a show.
This show is for German lerning
This one was recommended to me by my teacher.
This show is called "Mein Weg"
"Mein Weg Nach Deutschland" or "Erste Wege im Deutschland".
They can't choose a name.
It's about a Turkish girl that goes to Germany.
Everything is in German, but don't worry.
I'm in my third semester of german
With your seven your are going to save us all.
Episode 1: The Bus. I've gotten lost there a few times.
She said, "Wussup does the circuit rout go thru here?".
"You going to pay with a PagoBus?"
No.
Fuck yeah! It's 11 bucks like in Mexico!
You have to pay on the bus?
Dummies, why don't they just get on for free?
Couldn't they get her a less shitty phone?
Doesn't it have a frontal camera?
Is it from Oxxo?
Is there Oxxos in Germany?
Can we go to one?
I don't judge her.
I filmed a vending machine.
We're on the same terms.
This anime get's a 5/10.
Not enough fights.
Well, that's everything for today!
Where I study German...
They ask us for self-learning hours.
This is worth the entire semester.
When you land all the German girls or guys.
Thank me.
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