good picking up Oh gotcha okay get rid of the compliment
those pants sell those are nice pants
those are nice pants hey Laura who's a nice pants Oh another pair pants
oh those are nice tooooooo
those are nice pants not like a cool guy
from their plane the goal is to get off their plate at the end we're gonna weigh
it whoever's plate is the lightest lose alright guys queues in grab a plate it's
lunchtime hi how are you you seem very nice ok I would I wouldn't need those oh
ok I'll leave you alone
the jig is up are you supposed to be a ninja
he's just chasing now you're just harassing people this is rough it's a
matter Q this is a rough one drunk I'm out
are you quitting he's quitting let's go felis oh my god delicious no no I just
where did you find this one it's my favorite
you're saying the amount of dirty books that are getting thrown your way this
man going on out here this completely buddy get out of there
man get out get out move your ass today we're at LIC Dental Associates going
deep in people's mouths while deep in people's mouths we've got to do and say
what the other guys tell us if you refuse to do or say anything
while deep in people's mouths you lose I don't think it's clear that we're
dentists hi Chuck Christopher Christopher nice to see so Jojo have
them take off your jacket you take off your jacket and then put it
on the floor what's the problem here today no problem don't strain a point
okay great so just morning so now we just got that one yeah
Joe before every last thing you do get verbal consent okay is it okay if I put
this bill on you is it okay if I adjust this verbal consent is it okay for the
chair have you ever had any problems dwarfing okay the file had any problems
with bluffing no lot from now so know what you're off
from Texas what part Houston is that where they just kill the president's
willy-nilly is that is that where they just kill the president's in Houston is
our where happened Oh awesome
Dallas WB genre Oh John John Wilkes Sean walks with a booth shot Kennedy Lincoln
in Houston sweating like crazy in here you're right it's the jacket it's a
clean mouth jacket no blarf John Wilkes Booth shot JFK in Dallas all right so
let me see if the doctors gonna be about ready these are the extra dogs gonna
grab him see if he's ready oh you're Walt's in this yeah I get that
take your woof what's your wallet in my jacket
yeah let me check my notes that's right this is your jacket I checked my notes
I'm gonna show this short to any dentist don't know what you show the shorter me
just don't know what it means probably got to pull about seven teeth
we're back in the mall playing some sudden-death debate we're going
head-to-head tournament style getting strangers to settle our crazy debates
but the topic of the debate will be given to us by the other guys
we must get someone to agree with that stance no matter how ridiculous
I don't know buddy I don't know what you're talking about I just talked me to
agree with excuse me do you want helping selfless a new trial on a bet we're just
trying to decide you're just trying to decide who's the worst son who's the
worst son Sal you think it's you I know that I am the worst son thank you
you think you're the worst son in the world I actually think that I'm a worse
son than him okay give me out I this is that shallick
you pride themselves on being great son this is hard to do to admit you're a bad
son especially when you love your mother so much so okay I have 37 voicemails on
my phone from my mother I don't answer any of it okay because I just don't want
to be ball my mother got remarried and the night of the wedding I hit on a
husband here's the thing I'm gonna hit do an impression of my mother okay
my mother needs to go to the doctor once a week and I will not bring her to the
doctor no see the thing is my mother is parked on the walkway right now with a
car broken down I'm here shopping that's all your Sneaker come on check this out
what's he up to what's he gonna do hey ma what are you
doing I hate you bitch you see what I'm saying you don't do that I can't even
eat you can win I gotta go back to fall I was just a joke I got caught up in the
middle of something tonight I used bad judgment mom that's not how you taught
me to be and I'm really sorry I love you so you can tell my mom I'm a good son
God thanks MA all right I love you bitch so I went yeah
we're inventors conducting a focus group on our brand new product but we have no
idea what it is since the invention was created by the other guys and the animal
asked them how likely they are to buy the product on a show of hands whoever
gets the fewest hands raised loses this is gonna be ugly I'll get it so has
a raised a good okay good yeah thank you for coming in appreciate it I am an
aspiring inventor so I'm here just to showcase some of my prototype slash
products I will show you my first property we drew Joe under the bus right
off the top there's no possible way you can explain this product okay so here we
go I'm excited to show you the product
these here I'm excited about this product
so these DS here I call these are brick flops they're flip-flops with bricks
attached on the bottom behind this is you know about all the rage is the
exercise shoe when you workout with these it focuses on the Achilles tendon
which is the weakest part of the leg so it looks really crummy and those look
like you flip-flops and that's like a really crappy idea I wish you would
speak your mind a little more working out all the rage and the brick flop
really plugs into the market then you put a lot in show no I'm showing them to
you are if you'd like me to of course I'd be more than happy to show
you he's all over that well I mean these aren't my size it's just a prototype did
you spend this about 20 minutes no this is a product I wanted to show you guys I
was excited about this is
that's yo this here is uh glasses with side view mirrors attached the mirrors
are not to use therefore people behind so they can see behind them
these actually are great accessory with the brick flop if you put it all
together I have to be honest and I really cannot imagine anyone where
English is it the color out of all these faces if you had to bake one what do you
think which one you could make a half-baked cannoli
look like an extra on Oz oh wait
hi how are you guys Sal you're scared cat with the order and you said you
wanted a pound of sugar with it okay cat
I'm sorry you startled me okay what can I get my good numbers but
bad words how many tasties you chomping my good numbers bad words how many taste
is you chomping shall coalface have great cats pillow wolf face have gray
caterpillar be pet pet me pet christine you look thrilled to be here at work
Christine yeah you have to go downstairs for something
Christine do your impression of Marie suddenly cleaning the counter you I I
just pinched the sweetest loaf of shortbread you want
I'm mrs. although I just pinched the sweetest loaf of short you want you want
to try yeah no problem do we have that pinched out shortbread
to the caramel huh I find you two weeks ago remember you
stole to find that he's the Cake Boss I'm just the cake bitch you know I
didn't have a pinch at a loaf of shortbread ever see Hamilton you ever
see Hamilton yeah sure did you ever see Hamilton no I don't think that suits
gonna age well I think of 10 years you'll look back and be like why did I
wear this I wanted a little possess you look like a white Steve Harvey
show me possessed hi guys are you guys your arms must move identical to each
other no matter what you do what is your
good date in case you're interested we also do a lot of like exotic you know if
you want to try our all there it travels wasn't where we actually just did a
wedding where we did some exotic animals yeah we brought in a herd of zebra
sometimes where you are turning
where you throw it wet lock-and-key we do a full service from soup to nuts
really guy said that everything she says say I don't follow is helping the venue
cupcakes you know Limbo's yeah we do that and
you're the mother of the bride I am ha Joe you just realized you've had sex
with her again Diane have we had sex
fiancees couple great great Marv you just realize you've had sex
with her when you guys have a date Saturday October 2015
that's excellent what was your name again where you from what rich he's not
gonna pull this off right we actually met he's not gonna do it he's not gonna
do it we actually believe it or not
we met at the mall yeah met at the low-ball years ago today we're dumb
waiters no that's an old-fashioned pulley system
today we're old-fashioned pulley systems are today we are waiters at the Carnegie
Deli well certain customers we must do and say what we're told if you refuse
you lose so weight losses yes Joey yep you ready
yeah guys really go yo I love days like today how are you not dead thank you
guys thanks for coming put the cake down get out there you idiot are you guys all
together or oh no oh you're by yourself Joe make sure she knows she's alone
you're alone yeah got stood up or did you get stood up
traveling by yourself good for you do you want me to take that extra chair
away so it's not a costermonger I can move that chair if you'd like so you're
not a constant reminder that you by yourself that's okay then and then you
have the pickles are you gonna eat all those pickles because again you're by
yourself come on hammer at home Joe I do you want
separate checks oh I'm sorry euro buy yourself some of
this video today we're in the mall playing food court ruling we'll each be
given the test that we'll have to do to one of these people the catch is we
don't know which one and we'll have to keep doing it until we find the person
the other guys have secretly chosen if you can't find the person of the other
guys picked you lose control all right so we're picking this guy right here
dealt with the two chicks it's not the chicks no we did a guy's alright cuz we
gonna do my friends you gotta shoot an obvious evil look in their face oh this
look
right that's it all right Marv you ready going in here
he goes I think it's this guy I think it's this woman in pink right here the
mother here goes nothing keep it moving you better hurry up buddy they leave the
food court you lose Scandinavian woman the shagging broccoli is good ma'am not
are no wrong fella not her I got it it's the two blondes sitting at the table
behind me here the two blogs sitting where right there huh not the one guy
we've been sitting with them there's a table with a couple folks with luggage
I'm right by them yeah I'm right there
good look wrong person I did the two blondes that he was with I didn't oh
damn for the first time ever all four of us will be competing at the same time
we'll be sitting in a waiting room among strangers secretly trying to make each
other less if you laugh you're eliminated and the last man standing
will win
yeah do you guys do all right what do you do if anybody wants my card today we
are teaming off at America's sub shop blimpy while helping customers get their
sandwich on what the two would say what the other guys tell us
if you refuse anything you lose fellas it's go time
Joe stabbed Murray in his throat buddy you don't want to lose fuck you refuse
refuse that I can't lose welcome the blimpy how are you how's it going since
a mother-daughter combo we go easy on you guys just bump into each other a lot
I'm gonna get the Blimpie's best half inch yeah
what's on the French Dip French dish dip that's a swish swish swish with the
roast beef that's on the show juice this isn't real life this isn't real life
your sandwich hey Harry sir everything you orders be like he's doing it this
guys doing it he's doing it six-inch Club what kind of toppings we
like sir guys ramp it up ramp it up sweet peppers
what else we'd like sir you come
so making this sandwich maybe the savings of sandwiches being made but
just a little just a little
anything else yes Amy what is it I want to toast it how do we toast it so
you boys went with the visors Q's looks like if he takes his visor off you might
be bald and everything would come off insane let me get a regular-sized Club
regular size club as you're making this guy's sandwich just punch it he putted
BAM well kind of right we oh we Club
tapas onions shall just punch it right now see
one of the toppings on it yeah black olives destroy those black olives cute
no I'll just drop a elbow on it
one whole cookie Monsignor Farrell high school on Staten Island where we all met
for the ultimate punishment Murray up to a lie detector from the entire student
the faculty staff priests nuns all set and there you go lie detector test oh he
wrote the question welcome to you Polly
all right so the polygraph exam is gonna begin is your name James Murray yes
that's the only one that's gonna get right do you wax your back
all right so the polygraph exam is gonna begin do you wax your back
yes
that's the truth did you ever lie to a priest during a confession
yes I yes yes
you're a bad person but that answer is true do you secretly enjoy boy bands No
that's a lie
did you have a crush on one of your high school Spanish teachers mrs.
Oh see
by the way your ex-girlfriend Tara's here say hello answering truthfully have
you ever cheated on terrif
no I have not
that's a lie so sorry have you ever tried your
girlfriends underwear on
yes but there's a good explanation for that's the truth this is what we can
tell Murray this is the big one no one knows about the story except us
have you ever been somewhat intimate with a stuffed animal
no that's a lie dirty dog
last question does that suck to be a loser yes
hello sir would you like a free sample this is a new salsa in bruschetta we're
thinking of carrying the store we're doing some market research on them so my
questions are this first on the scale of one to ten how much of that taste was
tested we're on we're on your tongue is the fun the next question is them you
want to look at the finger the finger let's specify we think we're talking
about yet my finger your finger so across the board you're not looking any
fingers fingers okay great that's great
next question I'd love to film you eat that again when can we do this I'm
recording different colors will they're gonna figure with this in between
in the restaurant behind us it's a room full of Cougars looking for love at a
speed-dating event and we're gonna go in there right now and date the hell out of
them first dates are weird enough as it is
we're gonna make it 10 times worse for each other right because we're gonna be
wearing an earpiece and we have to do and say whatever the guys tell us to
and if you refuse you lose excuse me gentlemen Papa's got to go catch a
cougar start grilling her right out of the gate
let's go rapid-fire how much you make no how much do you weigh okay do you give
lap dances oh my god I'm Joe Joey nice to know you're going down tell her
you're in the adult toy business
I'm a training program manager for an adult toy line okay you know dildos
what do you do for work I negotiate the relationships between Joe Rock board
Ruben border they take it doesn't sound it at all where's going hi murse start
out with a question that just never ends I want to know the the craziest the
happiest time you but give me like one
time when you went on to like a like a cruise cave going like there's something
you did on your own it was unplanned I'll get to the point
have you ever like gone to the I have you ever been on vacation you're not
really kind of participating Martelli regime the yellow package to be my least
favorite body part would probably be my penis
hi Mitch anemia Lori hi I'm Sal all right Sal hit on our immediately buddy
okay you want to go in the bathroom make out now wow I just felt like you had a
desire that I fulfilled which I do I was born and raised in Staten Island
he is politically correct as you can but I am very liberal I want to adopt an
Indian baby I love Indians all right tell us where you got the world's
tiniest pecker I have a condition and some girls don't like I haven't called
micropenis because of that you looking for someone
who'd be a good fit because of that like like you know I found because of that I
say you cow but you looking for a nice loss what do you what do you do for a
living
all right he goes q q just start looking at a rack
justine call yourself out on all riley need to look at your boobs
I was looking for your nametag I mean I'm sorry I'm like do it again do it now
but they look good they look great call me look at your boobs again start going
way overboard flattering this girl you are imitating gorgeous G Oh double r g r
uz s gorgeous as well she wants kids give a kiss do you want kids if you want
some right now
that's awful that's like I'm like a pirate
speed daters Sal's a speed loser I am condition called micropenis the best
part of this whole thing is he told the hot girl he's got a mini fishing vehicle
we tweak it we all get it we're in the park trying to get people's attention by
saying after we say the guys gonna feed us in a bashing secret that we have to
tell the strange once we share that secret we gotta get then to tell us one
of their own if you can't get someone to tell you a secret get loose here we go
here we go it's like Crouching Tiger Hidden fat guy
tell you something just a little secret here's a secret you're weird that's no
secret I can taste but when I was a kid and I
was a kid dad used to beat me my dad used to beat me at tic-tac-toe I
tic-tac-toe with the belt with his belt
when I squeeze it everything falls into place when I squeeze it everything falls
into place good do you do you want to share a
secret with me okay
I cheated on my wife at the Puerto Rican Day Parade I cheated on my wife I don't
order Rican Day Parade
don't tell her secret I just want to share a secret with me just during the
field ball I'm got new colleagues at work I think I like them
and I don't
I gotta tell you secrets waffles waffles I like them I like them yeah I have that
sugar water that's the secret on top of the secret
to wait could you tell me a secret
I'm black you're black today we have to go up to strangers and say a really
bizarre word - the challenge is to get them to repeat the word back to it
hopefully the words paperback you you gotta get somebody to repeat the word
hambone EMBO hambone you can't do it right now
right there sup dog how much hey do you see you see a book here called um
hambone what's it about it's about bones and in
the ham you know college they called me hambo AM boner so when I heard that this
book was coming out I was like I gotta read it right hambone yeah deal what
sorry what no I'm just like yeah oh I didn't say no
Joe try and get this guy to save Wazzu
uh-huh this is so annoying now I've got like all these bookmarks you know and
now they put the bookmarks in here like included in the book I mean I've got so
many I've got a whole collection I am like up the wazoo and my house like all
up in my wazoo I guess bookmarks and now they just
throw it in it's time for some kind of complaint I mean I was it was filled
with bookmarks it's not ideal situation for you know my uh for the wazoo exactly
right today we're at focus point Global's competing head-to-head as TV
executives pitching our latest ideas the goal is to convince a roomful of
strangers that your ideas are better than the other guys the catch is that we
have no idea what we're pitching because our show ideas have been written by our
opponents at the end we'll ask the group to vote for which one of us had the
better ideas whoever gets the fewest votes loses guys
it's a show about for instance high school right
here we go I have a distinct advantage here because I have worked as a
development executive for a team authority for a decade a few of these
ideas are his real own stupid idea hi guys thank you guys for coming we're
going to pitch you ideas for TV shows and movies I will start this one is
little cheaters watch the tears spill as seven year olds who have just committed
to their first boyfriends and girlfriends see hidden camera footage
that reveals their first significant other being unfaithful 7 though fidelity
knows no age first one I'd like to pitch is not show shrimp Elizabeth Erne of
this docu soap a different family is given excess of leftover shrimp what
will they do with all the extra shrimp
we'll keep going
Jamaican Batman aka bot mom it's the classic story of Batman reggae fine
Jamaican me crazy for my dead parents
you know that you're making Batman if you love that you're gonna love this one
by the way that color pig looks great on you I'll try to curry favor by Coppola
in this behind Rama 15 Nobel Prize winners suddenly dropped dead from heat
exhaustion at the Miss America pageant when the Nobel Prize winners later show
up at the Nathan's hot dog competition no one knows what to think except for
Stephen Hawking who can walk again but won't reveal how noble gases okay next
Samantha brown does it again everyone's favorite travel host Samantha brown is
back doing it again
she was in that show that ran for like eight seasons Samantha brown does it
there's a sequel of Samantha brown does it again eight seasons she travels the
world explores different cultures places she does a show over again again she
does it again when you he's going to all the same places she already wasn't all
the other episodes again
doesn't make any sense I don't care if it's a document or beyond you anybody by
the way here we go doc make my abs hairy women all over the world are flocking to
make their abs hairy webinar and this elective cosmetic procedure that's taken
the world by storm and this document traces its origins from 2005 to
modern-day a mustache yeah poor wonderful Groucho okay which one of our
ideas do you think are more marketable more likely to be used you would say
James okay you would also say James
thank you sir you don't want to look like a million bucks
tonight we're competing head-to-head at a singles mixer posted by the dating app
bumble one of us will be trying to get a girl's number while the other guy plays
his wingman catches the wingman will be doing everything he can to sabotage the
other guy's chances if you get a phone number you win if you don't get a number
the wingman wings we're back in the game boys don't tell my wife
Marche trying to get a number yeah the queues got a sabotage anything
you dish out I could explain away you got that huh guarantee okay what's this
excuse me excuse me my friends been staring at you for 20 minutes he won't
stop it's weird and I apologize I was shoe shy
I'm Erin he's my wingman tonight so yeah like just last night alone would you
take off three different girls last night I'm an uber driver I took it
oh nice you're saying that the girls here are too old I feel like that the
grocery are too old
it's all you were 32 I mean that's the game well played
is to like it too busy forget what you were told school I can be clear say
bidding are you two on a date or you gonna start talking other people started
while own the bar yeah no more Jameson for me are they own a
bar you go there a lot I think it's a gua or you've been gone three times I
know the nuts of Mayor Joe is trying to undercut Sal's credibility the governor
the governor the governor and his family his friends of my family so it's just
food Jeff and Rob because I wrote to the governor yesterday yeah tell about your
depression nice one Joey I
be depressed so can you get your number
really hi everyone how are you alright
everybody welcome to the American airpower Museum I mean Q did to dress
like a pilot better than you did here we have the complete history of American
military flight 93 first flight 1919 first transatlantic flight 1958 the
Boeing 747 built that's the plane most people know 2010 Nicki Minaj claims to
be as fly as a g6 it is a plane used today that is the latest and greatest
and now it is in pop culture as Nicki Minaj 2012 claim unfounded it turned out
as it turns out it took us two years to figure out that she is not as flies to
g6 loudest about two years okay so for once you have tasted flight you will
walk the earth oh I knew we shouldn't use your personal computer for this do
you need to apply the ointment later so airports they got Miami International
Airport there's a pretty ladies there and I actually met pitbull on a recent
flight if you know pitbull mr. worldwide
here we got a Shanghai Pudong Airport it's a funny name
funny name I love that also dope snacks
Amsterdam Airport yeah you go there you having yourself a good time you fly
before you even get on the plane okay
discoveries 1914 automatic gyro stabilizer was discovered by Lawrence
Sperry yes in 1947 the sound barrier was broken by
the one and only Chuck Yeager okay and of course in 1986 dangerzone discovered
lieutenant make them proud Shaw parachutes in 86 lieutenant Nick goose
Bradshaw perishes maverick thanks charlie that wasn't that that was toward
the end of the movie first flight December 17 1903 we mention that
designer the Wright brothers we've heard of those gentlemen of course I always
thought that if the Wright brothers were transgender they'd be called the wrong
sisters that's just a little topical humor my name is Sal Vulcano I'll be
playing the chuckle hut for Saturday 10:00 p.m. in Secaucus that was one of
my jokes or for him the mystery of the Red Baron what
technology what do a fake blonde and an airplane have in common they both have
you they both have a black box now what do I mean by that you guys can find out
what that means 10:00 p.m. in Secaucus is Saturday show Oh Chuck Yeager fax
removal remember Chuck Yeager Yeager would frequently order coffee then when
asked if he took her with milk or sugar respond no thanks
I'm a black guy Yeager with that said he was just kidding and request skim so
that was not quite sure what he meant I don't know with that because that's not
her oh you mean black coffee oh I got an iced tea guy oh that makes a lot more
sense he's not what you're gonna get from me at the chuckle hut no he's got
it he's got a tight 50 10 p.m. Saturday Secaucus
so in conclusion
my show of hands a show of hands how many of you feel like you've learned
something informative that you could take with you here today one two three
four it's a tie well done this is a wishing
well it's for wishin and we're about to tell people what we've been wishing for
unfortunately our crazy wishes have been given to us by the other guys if you
can't tell people what you wish for you lose I wish you would stop that mark how
many chances would take for you to spear one of these fish these are mall fish
they're not normal ocean fish I can spear one of these let me tell you what
I wished for us okay I wish I could have lunch with my grandfather just one more
time I wish that I could have lunch with my grandfather just one more time to
tell them how much I hate them to tell him how much I hate them make it good I
wish with you you know what I wish for that the gerbil would just come out
already
I wish for world peace yeah that's all I wish for just that so if you had one
wish what would it be three new best friends nice
you know I wish for I wished that my girlfriend doesn't find out about Dalton
I I wish that my girlfriend doesn't find out about Dalton the pictures that have
to explain how about you but would you wish for good Dalton's gonna have a
great job later all right man finish your walk take care there you go nice
you know what I wish for I wished that the police don't find the
hammer I wish that the police don't find the hammer because then I'm done I'm
looking down the barrel of eight to ten is that an alarm
alright guys here you go Joe whatever you do salad takes the blame
for and Sal whatever you do Joe takes the blame this is beautiful
you got land
I took that out so you can hear me they're putting these on sale mouth
why'd you get one half this whole section thank you yeah you had the
headphone in I know if you gave me you got a but enjoy shopping man yo you
covered that so quickly that was impressive you were right in there
what's he got up his sleeve
what nailed it sweet fun little game I play with the
total tissue
surprise I got you Joe your turn just wait right here one
second Sal you're dead this is notice from this gentleman over there
hi I asked him to pass that
thank you very much
nicely done fellas two thumbs up
all right introduction to real estate an open-end mortgage by show of hands is
anyone unfamiliar with this term okay what one person's unfamiliar if you
don't know what this is please leave I just gotta wait guys you never make in
the real estate world all right before making a sale ask yourself is it worth
it am i worth it i put my thing down flip
it up and reverse it missy elliott said it best first and
friend Cassander and free and firm that he just bought piece of ass like that
garage you're gonna need to read yeah the whole pavements gotta be redone I
just noticed a crack yes promise this is already in contract somebody somebody
bought that sucker born every minute
most people trust male real-estate agents more because female real-estate
agents cannot be trusted one week a month their sales are in the red it's
not what you're thinking period in fact
90% of you will fail thanks for your money suckers a show of hands how many
people feel like they learn something new here today thank you guys appreciate
it I'm dr. Quinn but you can call me Brian very nice to meet you please have
a seat when did you say the exam was last year you had one last year yeah
okay so I got two eyeballs here well you got two eyeballs sir I do you get
headaches you get to get to get headaches no I don't hate it cuz I get
headaches I get headaches when I wake up drunk in a gutter
sometimes when you wake up drunk in a gutter you wake up with headaches yes on
the floor we hit an eye chart for you could you hang it on the wall
where we got to is fat right does it keeps going though keep going it doesn't
just end there let yes exactly like a fat Rosie
O'Donnell truthful get you to rate for your eye exam today Shawna thank you so
much I'm doctor volcano I'll be doing my best
ok so just sit down all right on your left there just roll over in the chair
and give yourself a pep talk that's all good okay one sec you have
worked for this your whole life you graduated at the top of your class
forget about that cadavers I that you blew up forget about that eyeball in the
Institute people have always liked me leave your baggage at the door leave
your baggage check the door and we're gonna do this one two eyeballs one big
eyeballs let's do it let's do it on a scale from one to ten how much do I
resemble a Super Mario brother right now look out turtle to the turtle look out
hi guys how are you hi welcome he was selling it right now hey welcome welcome
everybody we are carpenters we work here at the
hardware store q I like things like this I like things like people get their
hands dirty people get their hands dirty you don't get it
grab a birdhouse grab a birdhouse for instance okay this is a birdhouse smash
it against the wall
we're not here to fill birdhouse okay we're not making a love nest for
Tweety Bird here alright but first guys but first safety first
safety comes first put on the whole safety gear on the table though so we're
gonna put on okay so yeah put your goggles on what is on your head
I don't know comes with the thing that goes on that goes on your feet now we're
just about ready okay now guys show him how to use duct tape yeah go onto the
wall and put a piece of tape on the wall look at Murray hey looks like you got
caught the paper shredder we're gonna show you first is how to tape something
okay so Q do you want to safety first
any questions on that we'll leave these on kill rip it off right huh they're
disposable so you don't have to take good care of over you know here we go
let's show you some of the other tools here okay Q there's a Halligan tool down
there alright this is used by the FDNY it's used by men I used to be a fire
I used to be a fireman I used to be a man I used to be a man there you go
that's all I had to say about I just wanted to show you a tool that real men
use and that I no longer use that's all the time we have today
that's all the time we have today before we take this vote I'm just gonna break
this class that mario soccer class if you can raise your hands if you think
you learned something useful in that's what we do I'm just gonna shatter this
class guys good luck out there
damnit I don't have a jacket you don't have a dyno and my oh your nipples are
gonna be popping around already you see this already there's a cream
cheese taupe whew almost went down are you guys okay I'm okay yes sir you
alright
no it doesn't seem like you're okay Ahri's got an answer for everyone thank
you thank you very much thank you and thank you for being such a good scenario
you're right all right what do you got there Burnett bananas - bananas
I think the bananas on sale by throne sale
no those were last week I'm sure last week they have the circular over there
the size and I sell them send post-its on this man looks like my old cubicle
all right well hey thanks without oh my god six - five eleven posted to be
honest that guy kinda had to come Eastern on the I let me come on thirteen
posted 760 do you mind if I grab that I'm actually gonna grab the Starbucks or
team Rose is what is the most the most delicious oh sorry sir
nope sir can I ask you a question what do you think or the bite I look like
good like good you're going to eat one dozen cannolis you're not gonna you
gonna get sick I'm not making you do it even for the joke okay I'm your friend
Joe holy five cannolis they gotta be at least a hundred fifty
calories each what do you do this is your in coffee and pastries you just go
go go go let's go you you also had a macaroon so we're at everyone's favorite
store Costco and the challenge today is we will be playing cashiers we're
wearing an earpiece and we have to say whatever the other guys tell us assess
we'll be saying things that normally get people fired and be refuse you lose
we're gonna be the worst cashiers
here we go hello welcome to Costco jean-luc
are you French oh I hate the French I I gotta be honest I hate the French
your total is 272 44 you make it rain make it rain bitch Oh
rip it up great let's just rip it in half what is this I'm sorry that's not
valid that's this is rip there's no valid what's the what's the occasion
with all this cake something good kick the bucket next woman behind you when
you turn around yell milf alert
hey so hard to do are you guys mad shake his hand and congratulate him on
securing such a piece of ass never tell you look like Justin Bieber Hey 1975
Kohl's they want their chest hair back
1975 cold
that's it they just call okay there is a megasale on tampons in Aisle
five q tell her I see you got us juice for tomorrow morning
cool Oh mango juice that's very thoughtful you have that mango juice is
that for us tomorrow one because there's nothing I love in the morning more than
a cold less a mango juice oh oh hello can you just ease up on the attitude
okay Diane I'm gonna ask you to just ease up on the attitude a little bit my
mother I wish you knew how to how to make lamb rack it was all TV dinners my
cigarette burns cigarette burns you're gonna hit the next customer with a hey
mustache sorry mustache um don't call you okay I couldn't even do it mustache
I had I was I wasn't peaking yours you gonna hurt well don't call me clown yeah
call you clown don't call me clown like this all right mustache don't call me
clown won't say nice again each one of these are just one Joe Sheldon actually
if it mere do I feel something between us I'm married so just so you know I
don't want it to get awkward touch them with your nose put your nose on him do
it
Richard what we did what we were told but salad
there is a mega sale do tonight is talk about the different parts of the
investigative process just says everybody here seen evidence bags has
everyone here seen evidence bags proper police evidence bags we actually brought
some for you guys to take a look at we actually brought some so you can take a
little Sal grab that brown box okay here we go so Sal just got back from vacation
who'd made the mistake of leaving his luggage on set so here we have a box of
evidence that was catalogs from a local precinct yeah we went through your
luggage that you left back here and heat sealed everything this is a fitted 7f
380 Yankee cap well broken in okay let's keep going what else you got in that
evidence box buddy what else you got there yeah of course yeah so this is a
belt it's a brown leather belt I got it hmm wait huh the perp got it
this is his glasses and this is his head headphone which he doesn't want people
to touch because it goes in his ears they're all vacuum sealed oh there oh
these are great how these are all they're legitimately
vacuum is here you can't open it right so I'll try to open it and you can't you
can't open where we're grown man okay Murr it's time for you to test the
audience I'm going to give you guys a little test look down there this little
canister of potato chips so there's we have potato chips over here so I'm gonna
give you guys a little fingerprint test we're going to give a little fingerprint
test holy you were supposed to give it to the guy in yellow but you over did
you dope guys grab that tray for a blood splatter examination the last thing we
like to talk about is how you measure blood yes now another part of forensics
is physics use that yard to do the trajectory of the bullet right let's say
the bullet entered my chest it's coming from here now where does the blood go
let me show you fill your mouth with water
bend down yeah so if I'm like freeze I now just spit take all of us out
all right mark fill your other water bend down and I'll
just spit take all of us out so I'm like freeze bang now sell a
headshots totally different so if he shot me here in the head and I was
saying this one what's on a single shot a machine gun could do anything like by
show man yes learn something value today it's just one hey guys you're all wet
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골든리트리버 아라와 눈 오는날 산책 - Duration: 7:49.
Ara's fun story Ara's life diary
A lot of snow is falling~♬ Snow falls from the sky~♬
The footprints are so cute.~>< A lot of snow is falling~♬ Snow falls from the sky~♬
The footprints are so cute.~><
The snow has gone down a lot!!
Ara was very excited. haha
Ara's older brother wants Ara to pull. lol
Ara's older brother looks a lot better. lol
lol What are you doing? lol
Ara! Sit down!
Ara eats snow thrown by Ara's older brother. lol
- Take it!!
- Come on!
- That's right!
All over the place is snow By the way, Ara shows all of Ara's talent show to receive what Ara's older brother throws. lol
- Hands! Opposite hands! Both hands! Get down! Bang!
- Everything on the floor is snow.
Ara)Where'd this go..?
- Ara, let's go!
Ara's older brother wanted to play a race with Ara. lol
It's dangerous to run around in the snow.~^^ lol
LOL
LOL
- Are you alright?
Ara's old sister is so happy. lol
I guess Ara's older brother wants to play with Ara. lol
Ara's old brother, who needed his attention...
Ara's older brother starts his awkward acting...
Ara's older brother lays down... lol
- Ara! Ara's brother hurts.
Ara)Why are you lying down?
Ara)Does it hurt a lot?
Ara)What do I have to do..?
Ara)I don't know~ - Ara, let's play! play! play!
Eventually, Ara's older sister decided to play with Ara's older brother. lol
- Let's make a snowman!
- snowman!
- Ara Friend!
make a snowman!!
- This is Ara's younger brother!
We're making Ari, Ara's younger sister~!
- Enough! That's enough.
Let's roll the snowman's body first~!
- Enough!
- I make a snowman well.
- It's Ara's younger sister~~
Ara)It's not my brother!!
- It's Ara's.... younger..... sister.......~~
Ara's older brother is going to collect snow again. lol - This kid's name is Ari.
- Do you need your younger sister?
Ara)I can not tolerate it!!!
- Ara wants to be alone?
- Is not this a bad personality?
Ara shattered it. lol
- Ara likes to be alone. I do not need that.
- Are you making it again?
Second try !!
What are you doing..? lol
What are you doing..? lol - Why did you come here when you played alone?
- Ara broke it into pieces. And Ara goes.
- Last - Is it the last one?
Last attempt! lol
- Now make a snowman head.
- Now let's make the snowman complete! Before Ara came ...
oh~ made a well snowman's hair!!!!
- Don't do it!
- Since I'm Ara's young sister, let me introduce you!
LOL Expected ending! LOL
- It's a lot of fun.
- I'm going to smash it! lol
- hey!!!
- bad!
- bad!
- It's really funny!
- Ara, I have to go home now!
lastly, Ara doesn't want to go home and sulky Ara's older brother LOL
lastly, Ara doesn't want to go home and sulky Ara's older brother LOL - I will not!!!
lastly, Ara doesn't want to go home and sulky Ara's older brother LOL
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【이달의 소녀(Loona)~Butterfly~】일본 남자들이 한국어로 하는 K팝 리액션!! - Duration: 7:39.
We'll react to Loona's new song!!
We knew about Loona even before they debuted
Loona has showed 12 members month by month.
Alright, let's watch it!!
good morning
Is it like a story??
Converse and Sony??
I love this purple color hair.
Who is it!?
Member??
No, looks like a guest.
That's new!
This MV intentionally shows many guests for dance part.
I wonder the message.
Be free like a butterfly? something like that?
Is this a stage??
They break rules.
China??
yup
That should be Japan, lol
What does "apple" stand for??
She strays the way~
It has deep meaning, I guess.
They got all ladies.
We can't find any man.
Maybe, it is about minority??
No, it is more like about "Diversity"??
It focuses and emphasizes "Diversity."
You know, in recent society atmosphere,
Many people seek their own freedom, and respect the personality.
Be a butterfly.
FLY!!
When members show up, those are almost only dance scenes.
It's new.
I never found this kind of Kpop MV before.
In Loona's MV, apples often show up.
Like a forbidden fruit.
Bible??
In this MV, after they ate apples, they dropped it and got free.
Wait, after eating apples, they got free??
Wow, it is gonna be a controversial.
You know, in bible, "apple" stands for a forbidden fruit.
But, they eat it and got free!!
Wow, so interesting.
Break the rules, guys~
Or they just like apples, lol
Maybe, you're right, lol
We reacted to butterfly today!!
Also, we made zero budget MV cover last time!!
You can find the link below. Check it out!!
And please follow our instagram!!
Lastly, don't forget to subscribe to our channel!!
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[ JEALOUS MEME ] robinverse - Duration: 0:27.
I was in love with you, okay?
And you didn't love me back...
[music kicks in]
(Mil and Robin, cuddling.)
(Robin seizing control of the forces and creating Robin's Warriors, represented by the crown.)
(Galaxy, Aurora and Aqua of the Nebulisae, Mil's "people.")
(The three become leaders of the revolution against the now power-hungry and cruel Robin.)
(Mil is deposed by Robin as leader of the Nebulisian tribes, and stripped of freedom.)
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HOLY GRAIL FOUNDATION? | CYO LONG LASTING LIFEPROOF FOUNDATION |7-DAY WEAR TEST | OVER 40 - Duration: 7:14.
Hey ladies welcome back to my channel if you're new here my name is Heather and I
make videos every Tuesday and Thursday that talk about life and food and family
and fun and all the things that affect our lives on a regular basis so please
consider subscribing and hitting the bell so that you're notified with every
video I post which is every Tuesday and Thursday so you're gonna get product
reviews life hacks parenting tips marriage tips food yada yada yada, I
say it every time but the whole point is to learn something that makes your life
a little bit easier faster cheaper whatever so that you can get involved in
the things that are more important in life, like your family and friends so
without further ado let's get into today's video and today I may be
proclaiming my Holy Grail foundation the best foundation I've ever tried and I've
tried a lot want to know what I mean stay tuned and let's do this
so I'm probably a little late to the party on this one and probably because
it's not sold in stores or very many stores that I am aware of and so I just
didn't ever really hear of it or see it anywhere but I came across it on YouTube
and it is the CYO lifeproof foundation long-lasting wear and it comes in I
believe 14 shades it says its lifeproof and you can find it on Walgreens website
most of the Walgreens don't even sell it in stores which I think it's ridiculous
Walgreens put it into stores but it isn't sold on stores and it is sold
online however and it is $7 but I was a little skeptical to try it because I
watched it on Angie's hot and flashy Channel and she picked a color that was
kind of in the middle and it was straight-up green on her skin I mean
full-on Kermit the Frog Grinch green and so she actually loved the wear of it and
the look of it and all of that but the color was awful on her I mean awful so I
was a little skeptical but then I watched some other videos of people that
were a little bit more on the fair side like myself and their coloring looked
great so I thought well I'll buy two of them and I will see how they look on me
so what I bought was 101 which is the lightest shade right here and then I
bought 103 which is two shades down from that I bought these because if I needed
to lighten it I could use this one they were both very neutral in undertone and
the 102 looked really pink and I don't like things that look pink so I will
show you on my arm what they look like it comes in a pump
it's a plastic bottle really great for traveling love that it has a pump so
that's what it looks like 101 is closest to my hands
103 is further back both are very neutral mixed together
I'll show you mixed together it looks like this I should not have done a whole
pump I'll be right back and we're back okay so I actually gave
this a 7 day wear test this one does oxidize as well they all do on me but
only about a half a shade and it actually just goes a little darker it
doesn't pull orange or red or anything like that it's only the slightest bit
and so other than estee lauder double wear this one right here does the least
amount of oxidizing on me so I'm gonna insert some footage of me wearing this
and going all day and then I'll be back to wrap it up alright so I have had
this on now for seven hours and it has oxidized a half a shade but honestly it
is oxidizing way less than other stuff does and it also
only just darkened slightly it didn't turn orangy or red or pink so that's a
huge plus and this is day two of wearing this and so far I am blown away this may
be my all-time favorite foundation....I can't believe it seven
dollars Europe does it right okay I am here at 8:13 our check-in and this stuff
has held up so well I can't believe it I'm actually excited to try it tomorrow
it looks it looks perfect love it okay so this stuff lasts all day
it doesn't budge it doesn't crease I don't wear concealer it is a medium
coverage I think you could probably build it up to full coverage but then it
might start looking kind of makeup-y I don't know I don't like a super heavy
full coverage and look anymore I used to but now you know if I've got skin stuff
showing through some freckles but that's okay for me it looks more natural so
this looks like skin it wears all day it you know I'll get shiny in my t-zone and
maybe blot and midway through the day but that's pretty normal for me it is
winter so I don't know how this holds up in this summer but I have watched some
videos of people wearing it in the summer and the heat and they still love
it I can't believe that a foundation that is seven dollars is my favorite
thing after a full week of wearing it every single day I love it it's so great
now the downside is it's only sold online at Walgreens and you got to wait
forever to get it you can have it shipped straight to Walgreens and then
you don't have to pay the shipping so that that's good also the color range is
not very big and apparently some of them are Kermit the Frog so I don't know what
they were thinking there but if your lighter
I think these work I once it starts to get darker I don't know so if you can
find your shade I think that you should check this out if you like a medium very
natural-looking foundation that does wear all day and looks like skin I love
this stuff this is made in France and I don't know Europe just does it right I
think it's made by the company boots holy crap I can't
believe it I mean I'm excited I hope they never stop selling this stuff
because I love it also I have a powder that I use that
undetectable on the skin controls my oil better than anything else I've tried has
actually replaced my Laura Mercier powder which was my holy grail for a
very long time so if you want to know what that is give this video a thumbs up
and leave me a comment below saying yes I want to know what the powder is
because it's awesome alright that's it for today's video I hope you enjoyed
this and hope you found it informative if you did give the video a thumbs up and
otherwise I hope you're having a great day stay inspired and I can see you in the
next video!
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[ENG Sub] 티저리액션 Bard: Mountain | New Champion Teaser - League of Legends - Duration: 3:24.
I use Google Translator. So there might be an error. I'm sorry.
HAchubby TV Hello everyone~
Enter happy Chubby Land!
I'm going to watch this video today. GO GO
He wants to go to the top of the tower.
It's war..
Dangerous..
Uh ... Bard!
Oh ... it's cute.
He has arrived ..!
Wow..!
Ahhhhhh!
Wow..!
what?..??
Three towers.
Wow .......
shining shining
Wow ~ ~ Pretty .. !
I use Google Translator. So there might be an error. I'm sorry.
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Maijishan Grottoes | China's Floating Mountain Caves - Duration: 3:06.
Located in the Tianshui, Gansu Province China, this collection of 194 caves are built into
the side of the Maijishan hill.
This site features rock cut architecture, 7200 buddhist sculptures and 10,700 sq feet
or 1000 square meters of murals.
Getting its name from the shape of the mountain, Maijishan is made up of 3 chinese words that
translates to Wheatstack or haystack.
This Buddhist grotto was constructed in the later qin era between 384 - 417 C.E. or common
era.
Nestled in a lush green valley the grottoes are divided into the eastern and western sections
with the middle section virtually missing as a result of an 8th century earthquake.
First explored in 1952-53 by a team of Chinese archeologists from beijing, these archeologists
devised the numbering system which is still in use today.
Located 150 miles or 241 km west of the ancient capital of Xi'an this collection of caves
measures 400 feet or 121 meters high that are accessed by a network of switchback and
spiral staircases that ascend to the top.
The earliest caves were carved at the base but by the 6th century caves had be excavated
near the top of the mountain.
Each cave was dug out by hand and all the rock and debris had to be removed on along
wooden scaffolding.
Many of these caves were used by the monks that lived there as a place for meditation
but travellers stopping by would also have a place to stay and meditate.
The south face is home to a 40 foot or 3.7 meter tall buddha sculpture, on the other
side are 3 large figures a buddha with 2 bodhisattvas.
A discreet cave numbered 123 was dug out to the out left of the buddha's head.- Inside
this cave are 9 buddha made from clay placed in a circle around the monk that would meditate
in the middle of them.
At one point this room was painted with bright colors, the only remnants of these colors
today are azurite blue and malachite green with hints of red.
Of the clay statues around the grottos, they range in height from 8 inches to 50 feet or
20 cm to 15 meters in size.
Caves and statues like this are a rare sight in China which reflects the dedication and
importance of Buddhism in the area of the time.
There are a wide array of sculptures throughout the complex including this angry dude who's
chest looks like it was run over by a bus.
Offering incredible views of the valley and landscape around it this was likely a highly
desired place to live back in old times, do you think you could live in such a place as
this share your thoughts.
I hope you enjoyed this episode, if you found this entertaining consider subscribing and
until the next one have a good one.
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Canva Tutorial For Beginners - Duration: 8:30.
hey guys and welcome back to expert influencer Academy and welcome back to
another tutorial series today I want to talk to you about the graphics program
canva CA and v8 now this is a great easy to use app and desktop program that you
could basically use to create social media posts we use it to create our
thumbnails we use it to create our cover photos we use it for channel art this is
a great alternative although it's limited it is a great alternative and a
free service and a free site to use and it's a lot cheaper than Photoshop and
things like that so if you're just getting started just getting started
creating content across your social media platforms canva is a great program
to learn how to use and so today what I'd like to do is I'd like to show you
the platform and actually make a thumbnail for this video can't a
tutorial alright so let's get started so the
first thing you want to do is you want to head over to canva.com and if you
already have an account there familiar with canva you can go ahead and just
sign in or log in but if you're new you're gonna want to sign up for an
account so let's go ahead and log in and get you behind the scenes here alright
so once you get logged in this is where all the fun happens and then if you go
through here you can see that these are all the different types of graphics and
promotional materials that we've been able to make with this camera over this
program has a free version and it also has a paid version but we make
everything with the free version and then if you really like a graphic and we
want to get the watermark removed a dollar to go ahead and purchase that
graphic so not too bad but as you could see you can make all kinds of designs
with this program so let's go ahead and let's create our first designs let's get
up here and we're gonna make a YouTube and then you'll see a pop-up right here
thumbnail now one of the great things about this is that it already loads the
dimensions you just have to fill the canvas hence the name canva so we kind
of have templates that we already use like this so I'll go ahead and throw
this up here and then it's super easy you just click on the graph if you want
to change and then you come up here to upload and we'll go ahead and upload an
image and then once that image is uploaded you're free to add the image to
your project so you can put this right here and then everything here you can
move it's all mobile and you can you know set it to however you want you can
change the color of these little things right here and there changing some aqua
to match the color and then we have all the texts
and fonts pre-populated but as you can see there are tons of examples for you
to choose from and then real quick if you wanted to change the background you
could just drag another color right here and immediately the background changes
if you want to do like some mountains this really has a lot of stuff and the
other thing that's really great is that it has all kinds of elements that you
can use so let's see what it has for itself for Canada
so you can see here that all of this and this is just drag-and-drop so I think
we'll actually switch this one out there we go we're gonna change this background
back to black
actually I like that it kind of matches the whole star so let's go ahead get rid
of this
then you can adjust the size of everything here so make this a little
bit bigger that we can grab it and actually make it right here and then
we'll go ahead and we'll go to text well add a separate text box here
I'll make some name change the color here to white so you see how easy this
is to use this super easy the interface is very easy it's very user friendly
that's uh
I'll change that to match
make this one a little bigger Oh too big
I'll make that one there slide this over and there you go
and that's pretty much it so this is done we will download this and guys that
is canva canva.com it is a great site and there we go that is our new
thumbnail ready for us to use this is a great site and a great way for you to
inexpensively make pretty decent looking graphics and pretty decent social media
content for your channel guys thanks for checking this video out if you enjoyed
this please hit the like button and share it with someone that you think
might benefit from the information inside don't forget we have more tips
like this and tons more on how to start a business grow a business pick a niche
come up with a marketing strategy grow your business reach an audience and make
more money on our website expert influencer academy.com please check that
out check out the show notes down below we share with you the books and the
study courses and the mentors that we follow in this industry and we allow you
to do your own research and your own study and we provide those resources in
the show notes for you down below so check those out and guys thanks for
checking out the video and we will see you in the next one
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Two More Trump Lawyers Accused Of Lying To Investigators - Duration: 5:05.
On Friday, the House of Representatives Committee on oversight, chairman Elijah Cummings sent
a letter to White House counsel, Pat Cipollini saying that two of Donald Trump's lawyers
lied to the office of government ethics when speaking to them about the hush money payments
that Donald Trump allegedly didn't make to Michael Cohen to make to Stormy Daniels after
his affair with her.
According to this letter by Cummings, these two lawyers, um, we have Trump's personal
lawyer, Sheri Dillon and a White House ethics counsel, Stefan Passantino.
They both told the office of government ethics that know these payments never happen.
Donald Trump never had a deal with Michael Cohen to go and pay Stormy Daniels.
That specifically actually what Sheri Dillon had to say to the office of government ethics,
the OGE, it's what she told them.
There was no deal, there was no payment made.
Donald Trump was not involved in this in any way.
And then Passantino said that, Oh, well Colin was just on retainer.
That's what this payment was.
This payment was just the retainer payment.
And then unfortunately for both of these Trump lawyers, another Trump lawyer came forward.
You know, six months ago, whatever it was by the name of Rudy Giuliani and Rudy Giuliani
when on TV and said that yes, Donald Trump made the payment to Michael Cohen to shut
stormy Daniels up.
And because of Giuliani's admission, Cummings argued these other two lawyers effectively
lied to investigators by saying that the payment itself never took place.
And to be honest, he didn't necessarily even need to use Rudy Giuliani as the example.
I think he did it just to show that every lawyer Don or Donald Trump hires is an absolute
idiot.
Cause here's the thing.
We have to Trump lawyers right now who are accused of lying to federal investigators
and could be looking at very severe punishments and they were revealed to be lying by Donald
Trump's other current lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.
And it turns out all three lawyers were lying about what the fourth lawyer, the original
lawyer was doing, all of whom are in the employee of Donald Trump.
Every single lawyer.
This guy hires is an absolute idiot.
I think Donald Trump may want to start asking other people for advice on who to hire as
his legal counsel because one of them was headed to jail.
One of them is a bumbling idiot who seems like he may have some kind of a, you know,
bugs kicking around in his head and the other two, well, according to Elijah Cummings in
the letter he sent and the White House Council last week, they just can't stop lying about
things that we all know to be true.
The facts are out there at this point and yes, this creates a very real problem for
Donald Trump and here it is.
Donald Trump will eventually, whether it's through Mueller, whether it's through the
investigations in New York, one of his lawyers, I guess I'm assuming probably one that's not
in prison, but one of them is going to have to go and argue in front of one of these courts
are grand juries or whatever the hell it is.
And when they all have a reputation of absolutely lying through their teeth, that is going to
come back and bite him because no jury is gonna believe a word.
They say no judge is going to believe a word they say, and the prosecution is going to
be absolutely able to just tear them a part in cross examination.
That is what is so great about this story.
Donald Trump's owning competence, but his insistence that he constantly hires the best
people is eventually going to be his downfall.
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Body Painting Clothes On The Dolan Twins - Duration: 27:11.
what's up everybody welcome back to my channel! hi how are ya? now in today's
video we're here at the Dolan Twins house I've never met them before I can't
believe it but today we're doing something really wild! they were going to
body paint each other for a video and I found out about it and I was like oh no
no no no no let me bring the queen of body painting over here so we have Miss
Lipstick Nick hi babe I'm so excited I've done the
door tones makeup once okay what was it for? it was for James's campaign with
Morphe! okay there's like a cute little male beat so
I'm excited to like actually like do something yeah so we're gonna give them
something amazing I'm here to help curate and come up with some sickening
ideas with Nicole we also brought two of her really close friends that worked on
my alien palette shoot that crazy alien so we have George and Sasha here a
special-effects goddess and God and let's go in there and let's I think
they're ready should we knock yeah it's raining hope it's raining up there good
morning guys so we're good nervous yeah they're cold actually so excited I'm
excited well the rain naked kind of yeah we're gonna be cold we'll give you some
umbrellas yeah okay we're talking about cuz we're not actually gonna be naked
yeah we're gonna be yeah they're gonna help body paint this yeah basically make
it but nah not much clothes it's gonna it's a rainy day out we picked a crazy
to do this challenge it's a good challenge and it's like a no yeah yeah
but that's it okay well we'll talk about in there yeah that's some questions cool
all right let's get a lot of questions answer them all okay so we're here we're
about to get started I have a few questions okay
so the cool told you guys you can't really have any hair you guys are dudes
I know that you have body hair so what happened yesterday um yeah
that was like kind of one of the worst things I've ever done in my life we got
tortured full body wax no but I think I don't have normal leg leg hair like like
there was more hair on the wax strip then there is a hair salon after we got
a hair cut off like like it was bad and I was even and I was even hairier than
that oh wow did they do the tops of your feet Tufts of everything oh my god I've
done that on top of the feet it is the worst pain that was the easiest part for
me really yes the behind the thighs yes the Guru the behind the knees really
rough okay so they did that that's more fun good though so today is it's raining
Nicole so a quick question for you guys if it's raining and they go outside the
full body pain what's gonna happen nothing should happen because this paint
is alcohol-based so it should not actually Sasha do you have anything in
your army to show you were drawing you were doing something we show us okay
looks like a real zipper so first you can see what happens if I wipe it oh wow
literally nothing okay I'm sure the hell okay yeah Wow okay I could spray a lot
you guys have to change this we have to get an underwear sorry this is the first
time we're meeting and you guys are getting naked but it's like okay you
know it'll be good yeah people get that much closer you
know exactly sconnie so quick question if they go out in the rain can they wear
a jacket if they're freezing at all or will it rub I mean it just depends like
I don't think I don't want to cheat I think I'm gonna be okay we don't wanna
see you again I bet my runway
oh yeah leaves us ladies okay cool so first step they get changed and then
let's start designing our louis vuitton masterpiece yeah all right we'll be back
you know all right so Nicole and I have brought some amazing friends in here
come on in here at George and Sasha who worked on the amazing alien campaign and
transforming to that beautiful creature now today we're gonna do what they're
gonna do body painting and I thought let's do something crazy let's do a
designer like I've seen a cold you like football jerseys and like the craziest
shit but I'm like let's do like Louie Vuitton so you guys made these stencils
that's awesome movies last night oh my god I'm deceased my fingers already here
let's go streaking my car is this cool so explaining your oh look why it's
layered you lay down one pattern first Jase you'll see when we started painting
it but um because there's shapes on shape to airbrush through it's pencil
you say can we go to close yeah they're gonna get itchy de like what's gonna
stand pretty well the whole time so I think we're gonna try to move fast
obviously because we wonder what the music that's why we have three of you
here today yeah Nicole was there a doing this alone bitch no
so the the airbrush is going to take a lot less time than a hand or responds
painting it or something so it's gonna get a you me in here okay yeah no
worries we have the window opens but I thought the alien had dropped her okay
alright so of course the first time I'm eating the Dolan twins were getting them
naked I'm not holding again just in their
underwear but I'm like never a dull moment Geoffrey Stars world so the fact
that they're gonna leave the house after everyone's done and go out into the
world into stores and restaurants so I'll see if people notice is so iconic
so of course you guys that would be on their Channel today we're doing a little
transformation on mine but it's gonna be a really fun day so
we're back and we're in our underwear alright so Nicole we have our Louie
Vuitton inspiration I think that would love that it's gonna be so sick could I
wear that one yeah oh yeah you guys might have to fight over it then what
about this tomorrow I think that you were being let's see that's more you
think but I'll do that that's a message these are both brand-new fresh off the
runway we don't wanna have you wearing anything old only only that new new okay
stick so what's the first steps you guys these first steps we're gonna map it out
you guys we have t-shirts off okay and then we'll just start airbrushing being
the base down and then we'll do all little details so if you like airbrush
lick the whole body and then you go back with the details I'm gonna be that
special submission to stay in there are you adding a hand as well yeah yeah so
I'm gonna find her details will have to go in with a look a little brush and
stuff okay all right it's Haiti okay cool oh yeah I'm excited okay yeah
yeah all the brushes I've never just like any money we're all right so you're
gonna start the outline yeah bring is that great cool okay all right well this
is sick this is like
so Jeffrey have you ever been body painted yes Nicole has been some wild
stuff on lo really they've done some wild stuff on me they transform into a
full alien covered all my tattoos did a full alien head prosthetic I've seen the
picture baby it was crazy
whoa body painting me so real I was like I
felt like I was coming and I know down from Mars when you got a body paint did
you have to get a full body wax to uh you know it's crazy I don't really have
a lot of hair yeah and they were only doing waist up so I have kind of hairy
legs I get waxed there oh my god Louie because it's coming out of his skin like
my my Fuji it
okay the logos on no one look him in the eyes I'm gonna turn out my airbrush
compressor okay hello love noise oh this looks legit I'm sick nickname playing
around just sitting here about underwear watching there yeah right now throw them
in my underwear but after we do this like doing it might feel close yeah oh
you're gonna feel much like you get really close like it's like yeah past
your chin Jamie lately oh I have clothes on so like you're getting fully covered
you're gonna feel like go for them and it's free Louis Vuitton so I go in
public like this so I keep forgetting about that part yeah next thing so we're
pointing on I think what we should try to do is go to movie Bataan and try to
purchase the outfits that we're wearing yeah yeah true but you have a bigger
size my truck really attracts you really a full body yeah you're doing a full
track suit I think we should you kind of like Boy Scout shorts like though we had
really cool shorts that stopped like here you down for above the knee I
always worry above the knee park their fans great yeah it smells good that's
not good yeah good all day it's really gel oh wait
we're gonna send an e right we're in the tramp stamp there oh that's a cold spot
can I actually have you hike your underwear down just the tiniest bit so
we don't have that line oh good why does the paint smell play it starburst and
they're gonna put say these are in danger yeah the European body art
makeups and they put just so it doesn't smell like straight-up rubbing alcohol
love that yeah zippers going on well did it for like bubbling like ricotta
something's going on superg the Red Bull just got your back I'm I'm I'm excited
yeah oh so now you're doing a zipper down your chest
yeah that's me mr. joy you have to oh that's yeah real we're just doing
outline where it's gonna go and then here's the question if white goes up a
little bit we'll get on up there no little I mean it's not no not like a
noticeable atomize so I have a watch in here okay great good body paintings no
joke first the wax and then this freezing cold air bro it's quick
no George ain't playing oh yeah what do we do about my nipples I'm gonna add
shading right there I never liked your texture just like making it like okay a
little tight so it'll just wrap they're not gonna do the coupon poking out cuz
they're little hard right but a pasty over them right now but you
Jennifer Lee women yeah thank you well chilly movie you're doing that I
kind of am it's soothing at for the wax it really is
yeah cuz it's hair also shooting on yeah okay I can't do anything about that
you just got crusty naps that feels good no it's gonna get cold
okay feels good feels really good you feel good for you
no I trust me it's gonna look harder and they say feels good it's gonna be
freezing cold what colors on my back
yeah yeah
right Nicole starting the details on the sleeve so don't move very still you're
doing asleep over there yeah I'm starting it I'm so excited to see this
you look like it's so people will make it right now feels good so who's the new
- good job that front really good pepto-bismol
I love that seem to call Taylor clothes on that's just really nice to do that
oh yeah and it's not as bad because I could see it I think what you can't see
is like okay eyes on the lower back right now
so you're doing circular motions to get that like velvet kind of texture or
texturizing wow that's great yeah yeah so the traction is velvet of course so
the only stop yeah do wear the shorts come right above
this tattoo so you even see some of the tattoo peeking out of shorts that's good
yeah that would look really really it was yeah almost like if you like yeah
let maybe a little book yeah a little bollock right okay oh my goodness yeah
okay the blue is coming together how does it feel if you're not breathing
you're good no all right look at those line like that caller over there whoa I
don't even know what it looks like yeah it's coming together
okay so we're about the mouth alone though your arms gonna get cramps let me
take that from me okay thank you yeah how are you nervous drawing this I am
she's not showing me you are not nervous all this shows up every day in displays
it's looking good yeah we don't really have like it's a good ruler you're using
over there I think the straightest line ever just I
believe it on superhero moment perfect what is that little detail I'm I'm here
it's a living
all right Nicole how's the logo how difficult is it tell us the tea okay
it's not that difficult it was just scary I was scared right I think it
looks pretty good were you not scared loved that I held my breath the whole
time thank you my dear uh-huh pull up your vector yeah I'm like on the actual
shirt it has like this cool like it counts like a sketch so yes it's
actually more drawn on it's not just like it's not perfect so I'm just really
taking the brush of doing like little strokes on the outside of the leather
yeah it almost looks painting on yeah the actual shirt so it's perfect for
this yeah Nicole hope Louie Vuitton doesn't sue you for I'm doing their logo
I think I've bought enough Louie in the last ten years to balance out a lawsuit
to sell it back I can do whatever I want
see the
all right Sasha what time is it time for the monogram yes all right so they cut
out stencils into that what is this plastic just plastic right it's acetate
work there we go all right so she has two sons was here she's gonna layer them
and we're gonna recreate this moment right here what's the first step I'm
sure I'm so first step is I have this photo here so we can line it up so we
can get it right and we're gonna pursue this thing policy okay so that one first
the LD yeah we're gonna line it up so cuz I want I want that L V right there
okay and now he's going the right way if it was backwards it's counterfeit yeah I
put this R because R only goes one way exactly
that's what's Red Rum and it goes the opposite I'm George it's not so that's
lined up I almost want to start on this back to just get a feel for it okay
George can we spin yeah you know we could just kind of do it so literally
the same thing I should have wrong I should have brought it well yeah I think
I'll just try to do the exact same thing
I'm up to you sure is that gonna make it easier for you do so yeah let's do this
little everybody okay I wish you could see it so basically I'm
going into all the ones that are touching it skin yeah okay
should be peeking left a tiny bit to make sure you test oh thanks oh wow okay
how do you know that you get enough I guess baby blue saturation on there you
said going over these are going on they're fully going on doing a
recreation of this on the back it's looking crazy already so cool feels good
I don't wanna move I don't wanna miss anything I don't slouch but anything
yeah we're just trying to pass out yeah
whoa oh my god coming together turn your back a little
give him the sneak peek of the monogram do it it'll be ready here's my reaction
to Grayson's Louis V print on his back I haven't seen it yet all right is there
some imagine when it's all over oh I want to I can't even people think it's
funny in earnest a sugar no I'm gonna race it back to you dude they're
probably give me like like mad respect it Louie V yeah walking at me oh that's
it like no one's ever done that's a 101 run away where you probably tell her
like hey we're here surprise you it's like promo we were sent by the company
I do feel a lot more clothes now I'm still in my underwear but it doesn't
feel like yeah I don't feel like it I just realized it feels like I have a
shirt on it doesn't look like you have you're like whoa I had a look I'm sorry
oh wow it's coming together yeah like um slouch for a second and then do your
posture and see how it changes yeah so and this sweater also is like you know
Oh
all right Wow it's coming along you're moving faster you're getting the rhythm
of the monogram it looks insane I'm gonna order talk about they're going
down great I'm stuck
hey Louie Vuitton you're watching this higher lipstick NIC some dissipated for
some tech styling ever go through 200 news American Forests our bottle
campaign I can do mannequin dumb in Krita still check out the back
that was awesome so many people help smithing my ass
alright so Nicole what time is it time for the zipper right alright we had a
quick Taco Bell break we did we're back so what are you are you drawing on or
laying down a real zipper I'm gonna draw it on I'm going to use this as like a
baseline and then we're gonna put all the details in with the gray like metal
with oils that were so well okay
how tortured do you feel right now I'm not very much okay good
this is slightly slip breeze coming from beneath
I wanna see the
alright guys the body painting is complete holy shit how do you guys feel
oh clothes I do - seriously - crazy I don't feel naked anymore when I was in
my underwear Lulu but now I'm I feel like I'm in my underwear yeah I don't
either I feel so realistic it's great it's
really comfortable to go it's really comfortable
good yeah so where you gonna put your phones in your IDs or your lawyers I was
gonna say his pockets or maybe just put it like in my mouth okay maybe fretting
a little bad I'm gonna go my hat and put it under the head Oh perfect yeah all
right it's cheating before you guys run off you guys they're about to go run
errands go for shopping and do some crazy stuff so if you guys want to see
what the hell happens once they leave this house it's gonna be on their
channel of course everything will be linked it down below
final question what was the worst part about today Oh Oh Danny okay yesterday
was the waxing so oh yeah besides the wax today it was really that
bad like the brushes on your body of course we're really good but I think
like the lower back what we want to like the spray on my lower back which we the
airbrush it still I think it was like just standing up for so many hours you
gotta bend your knees you don't pass out yeah how'd of you walk 83 too long you
faint and who's in band right now y'all hear me
all right well shout out to lipstick NIC Sasha and George for killing it thank
you guys so much unreal are you guys I can't wait to see
what happens it's gonna be insane I'm excited to feel bougie
I feel very expensive right now this is what happens when the shirts
limited-edition we just make 101 really yeah I have no idea I want to look at a
mirror oh man Amir Oh all the way back here looks so close
the zipper you think it might disappoint or realistic that I thought it would we
the pants what your nipples go I don't know
we got loopy things covering the rate of the end of it Wow
oh my gosh this is good I know you're saying about the colors so realistic
it's not so ROS Everest it's great right I just want to lose my pants oh look at
that these are real pockets oh my back pockets Wow crazy you know
yeah Felix in see you guys killed it you guys killed it all right so we're gonna
let them go it off throughout the day and it's gonna be really crazy so we're
gonna pack up and get out of your hair let us hit us up later okay when they
try to remove the makeup that might need to be like a whole blooper thing on your
channel we're sure it's makeup removing is a little rough I know you've done
some really light makeup but that's we did coconut oil right yeah they're gonna
hook you up with some remover okay okay we're gonna need I have no idea I can
just chill out for like days I look pretty okay
booty into my table this last I haven't worn out with this good I didn't like do
you never wash your clothes are you guys thank you so much for watching today's
the video we will see you on the next one bye
peace
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Myth reacts to Our Montage "We Enhanced with this Fortnite edit" - Duration: 10:50.
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