(ping pong ball bouncing)
(Prank Patrol theme music)
- Prank Patrol, you know.
Big prank show on ABC.
You know, just thinking, back in season one
we tried pranking out and lots of stuff, me and Brad
and we got the channel back from Brad now so
all the big pranksters like you know
Coby Persin, MoeAndET, I'm Ethan Bradberry,
you know, those guys...they're all dead,
all their channels are dead, and you know
I feel like there's a gap in the market now so
I think it's about the right time, 2019,
Let's bring it back,
PrankMasterMarty420.
What do you think Kieren?
- Anal fisting pranks 420.
- [Marty] You fucking dick!
- No, no, fuck!
- That's a pretty good shot if you ask me.
What's up Youtube Youtube, PrankMasterMarty420 here!
And today we're bringing some new pranks
into the motherfucking game.
I got my good friend Kieren here.
Say hello.
- Hi.
- He's coming off a high.
And we're gonna do some mother-fucking pranks for y'all.
Isn't that right?
Isn't that right?!
(spits)
- [Kieren] Aaah!
- What's up Youtube Youtube, PrankMasterMarty420 here
and you know there's a lot of flies here
but today we're doing the gold digger prank.
Let's get on it.
Hey, sexy lady, come over here!
- What, cunt?!
You're looking pretty fine today.
- Fuck up.
- You like my ride?
- Nah, it's a piece of shit, cunt.
- No, it's nice, say you wanna--
- It's shit.
- Say it's really cool.
- Aw, it's fucking mad.
- You wanna have a ride?
- Fuck no.
- You wanna have a ride?
- Oh fuck whatever, I've got nothing better to do.
- Get in there boy.
- Don't you fuckin' open your door for me, cunt.
- You fucking piece of shit, you fucking gold diggin' bitch!
- Oi!
- Get on the ground.
- Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
- Gold digger, gold digger, gold digger, gold digger
Gold digger, gold digger, gold digger!
- Aaah!
- What's up Youtube Youtube, PrankMasterMarty420 here
and today we've been talking to a kid on Snapchat
he's a big fan of Pokemon Go.
Gonna get him to come to the park on this nice beautiful day
and I'm gonna be a pedophile.
This is the child abduction prank!
Let's have a look around. Oh hey, here he is!
Ethan, come over here boy!
You like Pokemon Go, yeah?
- Yeah
- How old are you again?
- 12 and a half.
- 12 and a half? Fucking good.
We got a little set up over here,
we're gonna play some Pokemon Go.
You still wanna have some fun?
- How does that work?
- So, what do you mean?
- Why would they exclusively be in the bushes?
- Because it's exclusively in the bushes.
This is how we've set it out, okay.
We got a nice little play pen, what I need you to do
is get on your knees for me, okay?
Get on your knees for me
and open up that little mouth of yours.
Open it up.
Ow!
You got fucking pranked.
I'm not a fucking, I'm not a fucking pedophile
well I actually am a pedophile, um.
You said you're 12 and a half right?
You said you're 12 and a half right?
(breathing rapidly)
Benji, help me!
(breathing rapidly)
My phone!
Benji, help me!
Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!
What's up Youtube Youtube, PrankMasterMarty 420 here!
And today, Kieren, you know, you're off your high now
so we can do a little roast me challenge, you ready?
- Yeah, fuck whatever.
- Okay, ready?
You're so ugly, you would've been
a perfect ambassador for birth control!
(imitates honking sound)
You're so ugly, yo mama wishes she just gave head instead!
(imitates honking sound)
You're so ugly, no one wants to get in a fight with you
you have nothing to lose!
(imitates honking sound)
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
Oh look at me I'm a blind boy! (laughs)
You're so ugly, they even let you park
in the handicap spaces you retard!
Thoughts?
- Fuck off, get the fuck out.
- You're supposed to go along with the roasting.
- Get the fuck out!
- No it's my office.
- Fuck you!
- Kieren!
- I get it, you're on a high - Fuck you, fuck you!
- Get the fuck out!
- It's my office!
- [Kieren] Fuck you, it's my office.
- (heavy breathing)
I have super strength!
(crying)
- (spits)
- What's up Youtube Youtube, PrankMasterMarty420 here,
and today, we're gonna do a bit of an Uber driving
sort of thing but you know what
it's actually gonna be a FakeTaxi, you know?
Where we pick people up, and we have sex with them
on camera for content.
That's what we're doing today!
Let's go find a little boy.
Hey man, what's up?
- Not a lot.
- What you been up to man?
- Fuck all really, and you?
- Not much, I'm just doing a bit of Uber driving
to pay for my, you know, pay for my life.
- Well I didn't order an Uber I just asked for a lift.
- You ordered for an Uber.
- No I didn't.
- It's in the script.
- What script? You're meant to be taking me home.
- Go with the flow, got it?
- Yeah, Uber.
- Uber, right. And do you have any money to pay for it?
- No I don't have any money on me to pay for it.
- Oh, mmmm, that's not good.
You know what I think it's really hot.
I think you should take off your hat, mm.
Will you take your hat off for me baby?
- Okay.
- I think you should take off your shirt.
I think you should take off your whole shirt, Kieren.
Get a bit naked for me?
- Yeah, no, not happening.
- You wanna play truth or dare with me?
- How many dares can we really do in a car?
- You'll see. Truth or dare?
- Dare.
- I dare you to take off your shirt.
- No.
- No, you gotta do the dare man.
- No.
- Okay then fine, pick truth then.
- Truth.
- Um, have you ever had anal sex?
- No.
- I pick truth.
- Are you a little bitch?
- No, that's not how we play the game.
No, I'm not no.
- Fuck me.
- Yeah, you want me to fuck you?
- No.
- Why not? I don't understand.
- I don't want you to fuck me. I just want a lift home.
- No, we should.
Where do you live again?
I don't know, fucking-
- The other way.
- The other way?
- Yeah.
- You want me to take a U-turn then?
- Yes.
Why are you pulling over?
- Because I'm doing a U-turn to take you home, okay?
Okay, we're here.
- I don't...
Why am I?
- I want you to sit on my lap.
I know you have daddy issues, I want you to sit on my lap.
- Why?
- I want you to sit on my lap for me daddy.
- Will you take me home if I sit on your lap?
- I will take you home if you sit on my lap.
- I got shit to do.
- I'm gonna rub your clit, okay?
- I haven't got a clit!
- I'm gonna rub your clit.
I'm rubbing his clit.
Hey guess what, Kieren?
- What?
- I'm fucking you.
- Yeah, you're fucking me.
- Fucking, it's worked.
Okay that's it, I came.
Dirty undies again.
So guess what Kieren?
- Take me home.
- I'm not actually an Uber. This is a Fake Taxi!
I fucked you, there's a camera in the back, see look!
Hey Benji!
- It wasn't a prank.
- It was a prank, I fucked you.
- It wasn't a prank, none of these were pranks.
- IT WAS A FUCKING PRANK.
IT WAS A FUCKING PRANK.
- Fuck you.
- I fucking hate this prank shit.
- Marty, You're supposed to take me home, like you said.
Oi.
Ah, guess I'm not getting paid, the cunt's dead.
- Oh, suicide prank, oh!
Overdosing on subscription medicine!
Vomming on the floor, bleurgh, prank!
And you're still not getting paid!
Praaaank!
Ooooh, pranked, praaaanked!
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