hello everyone it's me Jayskibean welcome to kindergarten yeah
oh hi yeah all right cool so last episode we became the teachers little
rat and we got the lunch pass this is a lunch pass you got from the teacher for
getting six gold stars in one day you can use this to spend your time with
each other with the teacher leave it there okay so now we can check out the
Hin and see if I need the teachers on the printer sounds just a little bitch I
don't do that in like every episode though whatever no again save me the
special item from Jerome and as much money as you can carry the special item
from Cindy and you're gonna get it okay so who don't I need all any of the
special items drove them Cindy or the teacher okay so I had to do this in
these missions now you need to get rid of bugs in the schoolyard start the day
with more than three dollars all right so I'm going to do a Cindy's thing now
alright so in order to do Cindy's thing I'm going to start with 310 310 boom and
we'll just play by ear as we go in case I need more so am I ready to start
another day of kindergarten 'yes yes I am hmm I smell money yeah someone's
definitely carry more than three dollars around here hey kid you carried any cash
yeah excellent give me a half or I'll build up a flaw yeah good boy now I'll
go tell them teach about yeah you're all right guys I'll be my girlfriend let's
go be my girlfriend hey there cutie I'm Cindy one boyfriend sure yeah that's
what I like to hear I was telling me a kiss come on school first you have to go
do something for me like what you see a car well there that slowly she been the
ugliest nastiest girly ever me I want you to take this gum a stick in her hair
there and morning-time got it yeah during morning time oh yeah this is
gonna be great shall finally get what she deserves like a brother did for job
and me come find me tomorrow know nothing about what happened to her
brother you haven't heard he went missing his disappearance telescopes
under from a dog gets gone missing but I guess our by just cares about him more
than I could dab at make their kicks your dog went missing too I care about
you yep that's why I got that gum does
Harold I'm on it's time come see me after you've done it okay
okay but sit love that alright so I'm just gonna you
Mapple okay children it's time to start the day everybody head inside for
morning time don't mind fun to you good morning children so find your buddy
and I'm gonna be like hey about all on Dan now but look how did you just you
just look up in my hair and touch through me Cindy put you up to this lady
hello me below okay I will did you do it oh my gosh totally done
while I happen but she stays she cry I bet she cried I'm so happy I give you my
morning bunny which also makes you my boyfriend that's my boyfriend you get on
a plane on house with me I'll get you Donna
I'll be suing hun okay let's go to dollhouse play house with Cindy welcome
home husband I hope it wasn't too hard because you're gonna make dinner tonight
yes beer and after that I need you to have you been drinking again no knee I'm
just tired I'll show y'all you're always so tired aren't you off your mind
blowing into this to a set of breathalyzer
you better know so if it blows such as point out what I'm calling your sponsor
I'll take the test good blow oh you trashed right now how could you do this
to me you said you get sober how gonna be a father rating agency a father I
well when you're in prison it's probably not yours I'm sorry I guess I'm on side
bruh she gettin all this from like drama at her own house holder she been
watching too much Jersey Shore I had to protect you cheated on me there's only
one Simon Says now on a aware and for me I was he was there for me when you
weren't I didn't know how to get vibe please something bad we can get through
this though I still love you we can work through this
you think so yes I do Wow alcohol lives on the side you really are a great guy
so what should we do with the bait we keep it that's so honorable she would do
that thank you no problem well it's almost fun of half playing
house in a while you're gonna make a splendid boyfriend I want you to have
lunch of me okay great I'll see you then sure cool so now I have lunch with Cindy
at lunchtime so I'm gonna eat the rest of my absence
okay kids let's go let's go down to the cafeteria for your nutritious meal I
hear they're having slop today how exciting
okay cool tell who's got lunch together hi
I'll hey boyfriend a favorite spot go get something to eat come sit with me
okay for sure let's eat food how are you doing those
sunny want some nasi and Jewish to slop for lunch yes there you go buddy don't
be shy get plenty slugger blue slopes go round
oh hey boyfriend a savior spot go get something set with me I have block oh
good I was just thinking about all darn it I'm stupid mother pat me something
that's not vegan she knows I'm a vegan right now God that woman's a
discoverable hey sweetie can you be a darling go get me something vegan comes
a vegan yeah you know like I don't know exactly what it means I know it's good
so just ask around see if you find something big at sounds awesome
I know slop is a vegan oh I gotta get her biscuit biscuit ball gets biscuit
balls didn't want a hot biscuit ball mlrs because a little incident that
happened recently what's in them whatever is in a biscuit a little
something extra how much a day there are a buck apiece love deal looking there we
go hey cowboy go get that Cyndi girl okay
hey you got sandy I got your biscuit ball why'd you give me this thing
that's vegan are you sure yep hmm okay I trust you hey that's pretty good kinda
reminds me of my dog in a weird way I can't place it
thank you for getting this for me no problem it is a dog you're being so good
to me today you're probably the most well trained boy I've ever met I see you
sue for something at recess and have an idea what I really like and what Lily
wears it how is the way Lily where's that gum maybe we could put something
else in there what do you mean sure almost sell me the janitor has all sorts
of gross stuff in his closet I'm thinking we find something to give Lily
does I can't keep it locked oh you don't have to worry about that
look what I have you have to keep yes but girl has her ways I'm gonna head
over and play to lunch lady so you can get going down that nasty closet what
about the hall monitor Oh silly boy he'll be in the bathroom
having a cigarette just don't go in there and you'll be fine okay
let's it's almost over so let's to the boat while you're out there Oh enchanter
we'll come back shortly after it rings to get out as soon as possible let's do
all right let's go do is go okay so she just pasted a lunch lady in the lunch
line who lets us do whatever we want okay you're good hurry back
so the bells greater ringing while I'm out there so I'm gonna have one step
really I can only do one thing well now here this is the door janitor's closet
is a outside its unlock it okay so bucket bucket floor it's a
bucket that's catching the bluff and that thing on the tables could be truly
vile thing to jump on someone's head poink alright let's go back to lunch
let's give I said cafeteria
y'all all did slop give me the run sorry about that I hope it worked itself out
hope you have kids everybody says go grab done alright I got the bucket of
poop I mean blood whatever it is my rear being so mean to this girl well I'll to
get just bucket filled with blood oh my god it's perfect got a so
disgusting whose blood is it nevermind I don't want to know it's the dog's blood
work this lady's human children you're the best
five up there and I will call her over I'm gonna get in position oh my god hey
Lily come over here I want to say something why can't you just leave me
alone Cindy I'm so sick of you harassing me I'm not gonna harass you we can be
friends just come over here fine what is it dad John the slob no I do
Oh No ah what did you just oh I hear an awful boyfriend set me up again I'm so
done with this you made me miserable for so long how come on I think it's an
improvement you're just going mean I can't take it anymore
are you gonna jump into halt No goodbye cruel world
Wow that one holds deep do you think she died never mind I don't care it used to
come down from there okay don't so great you made me so happy
today I want you to take this flower it's pretty like me anyway you always
have pieced me with you now you had the best thing for shell and channel oh my
gosh is so great you sure are Algiers day oh oh dear because I you
will seem Lily I don't see her anywhere nugget saw where the girl went nugget
nose set up nugget yet say I think not going to swear whatever got your messed
up family believes it absolutely fell down the hole that your dog I'm pushing
you in there after her nugget will not give teacher the satisfaction look it
will net teacher will never take nugget alive oh geez wow the hole is deep I
can't even see the bottom we're gonna have to get the janitor out here with
the ladder to get them out Oh mr. janitor I'm coming I'm coming
what seems to be the problem miss jiggly kids ha ha ha it's apple cake and I have
two of my students stuck at the bottom of this hole you want me to put the rest
of them in the hole no I want you to get the ones that are in the hole out of the
hole can you do that oh well that's less fun but I guess I can do that it might
take a while though might be best if you brought the ones that aren't hold back
inside so I don't get confused very well okay children we're going to cut recess
a little short today let's headed for Show and Tell her voice is so hard to do
without yawning hope everyone had a good recess let's see I'll get ready for
show-and-tell why don't you go first what did you bring
I brought the flower a flower that's pretty boring what if there is even a
gel about that it's not boring I gave it him not
because he's a good boyfriend all day no it's definitely oh god what's wrong with
my body no it's definitely wimpy I'm probably gonna kick his butt for being
so whipped that's two examples melons a lot of kick my boyfriend's but except me
we'll see about that oh dude don't kill me
oh my god just applicate stop him I would but Tanith I would love a good
kitty fight am I gonna die
don't show the flower if you're gonna get beat up for it okay
however the breathalyzer oh my why Northwood you what you have something
like this your parents need to be more responsible
you shouldn't have 1 2 hp till you're 16 who's next hopefully someone does I have
their BAC checked on the regular okay well at least I lived whatever well
children that was a fun little show-and-tell oh there's the bell I hope
you had fun today Oh see you tomorrow I guess next Monday
that wasn't too bad that was pretty that's pretty easy how
dare you what'd I do really you had the gall to
stand there as if you had no idea you did nothing wrong back there honest I
have no idea it's a flower of a special flower the one I gave you for being the
best boyfriend ever had what about it you didn't show it show and tell it
means that you that little dears I'm just gonna take it back we're through
goodbye Oh No why okay so I have to get rid of bugs then in order to complete
her story ah dude I knew I had too many apples under her terrible do I at least
have $3 still no I don't Matt three dollars bail oh my god oh my god I'm
already yeah guess so that means I have to go in there after still five dollars
from the janitor okay now we're all caught up and I got 9.95 just for going
through that one day and stealing the janitors money and stuff so now we're on
day eight and we're gonna do the little thing that or the whatever-her-name-is
thing okay so three dollars and ten cents oops there we go
I've already just started another day kindda good
okay uh yeah someone's definitely okay so I got rid of bugs but now I'm all
bloody so I'm going to talk to her hey there kid iam send you want me to
boyfriend okay so we're gonna do all this now like what yeah
okay okay now I'm going to poop and then we're going to go to the morning time
good morning children go to find a partner okay so I need to buy the yo yo
yo yo hey you know it was a cool pleasure doing business with you
cool so now I talked to here well you do okay forgot about the gum thing blink
governmental is here okay walks away huh did you do it oh my gosh you totally did
what happened when she say she cried yeah I'm so happy playing house with me
um before you that and go to bathroom and wash up okay gotta go to the
bathroom or wash up first which means I have to do this dude you're not going up
to me here's the yo-yo all right now off to the bathroom we go not as fast as I
you see here's my past oh come on what am I supposed to do how
do I good how did I I'm ready all right so I'm going to do this first because
while I'm outside the classroom the bell rings an apple early so okay not so fast
here's the pass sweet this is all trial and error by the way like it's crazy
it's sneak can I not can I not wash up early does she really have to tell me to
wash up now fast did you get it no I didn't drink and get it sorry
and you took the pass back so what am I supposed to do what am i hell is
supposed to do this all right we're gonna see if I can figure this out I'm
gonna go ahead and put the gun in Lily's hair and I'm gonna cut your cute cries
okay then okay then
can I ask to go to the bathroom okay you can't just leave the past class without
a pass okay counter go the bathroom I don't know can you may I use the
restroom okay now that you've asked correctly here's the bathroom crash she
thinks we've accident sure okay okay there we go maybe it was a lot more
simple than I thought it was it's a think wash off blood oh no oh no
no no we are restarting the room yes restart room restart root because
now I know that you can just ask for a bathroom past a whole limo Lee that was
redonk it's okay so bathroom pass that's a talk
to her yes she cried all that good stuff this is the most trial and error game
ever it really is you really have to like oh
no no no no something-something leave without past Kenny's bathroom out of a
can you may use bathroom okay here's pass all right let's go let's go sure
let's go let's go the best you kidding me
not so fast little Junior's pass okay ask me whatever I can only use the
bathroom dandiya watching me - its sink wash off the blood okay
now I just have a black eye dang dude oh you're back I'll take the bathroom pass
now go back to your morning time okay welcome home husband yes you yeah I
heard the cheer drinking no I'm just tired okay
all right cool cool look I'll take the test and I'm drunk
give me a father uh we can work through this
get some do keep it no problem all right okay good good
wait dad and now it's lunchtime holy crap that was rude dunk and it's
honestly if I didn't know about the Hall Pass I probably would be fine like I
probably would have been fine hey boyfriend okay
I'm gonna get me some food you know I'm gonna get you some food
yes please okay thanks all right boyfriend now is eight slop
okay Oh something vegan I'll try you got a gator some dog balls or
biscuit balls not dog post okay the dog's name is biscuit so what am i how
much are they in dollars all right cool okay what'd you get me
this click is vegan yes no problem what look at me okay
keep it locked got a key what about the hall monitor okay let's do this skip all
the dialogue cuz already seen it oh my god yeah okay
cool all right so all right so I've basically done this whole thing already
once and unlock house she had the key to the ginger closet anyway she's least pop
cheese hey Lily I'll show you something mechanic as they were asking me you guys
are asking your net find what is it all right there we go
good stuff just a cute that's so nasty those so much blood okay goodbye cruel
world see ya
I was thinking to skip all this dialogue by magically cutting somehow a flower
that's pretty for once are you read about this novel rangita good we're
gonna skip down to something more interesting okay who's next
alright that'll be hard to beat so don't be shy okay it's much better than
getting beaten to death it beat to death right in front of the teachers teachers
just like oh I love good kitty so much Mike Judit guy Ellison three years shall
cloud everyone you really are the best boyfriend I've ever had you can keep it
forever and always joy I'll be seeing you tomorrow boyfriend season yay I did
it yay yay got the flowers stupid so stupid the dumbest thing ever
I got 4.95 which is more money that started this episode off with huh it was
so stressful and yeah I've tried like a million times I think it was stupid
yeah thing out so anyway I got a finished episode up there because it
took 40 minutes to finish so hope you guys enjoyed watching me struggle
hardcore and with trying to figure out Cindy's thing she's got going on why do
I have to have my face clean it doesn't matter it's not like the kids do
anything you just pretend that that was your drunk husband so anyway if you guys
did enjoy make sure you slap that like button on a video and until next time
you guys later
you
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét